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from ionme :
where have you been?
from methybeth :
Ahahaha......deskchair gladiator. That's the best thing I've heard all day, seriously. And considering my roommate squeezed my hairless cat's belly flab and called him "pork chop", that's saying a lot. I seem to be the last person to find you. You, sir, are hilarious. I plan to read more.
from dropbox :
thanks a lot :)
from coldandgray :
Kind of cool that you ended on 300 entries. Good luck at your own address...no more piggybacking for you.
from al-bal :
You know...... I might just eat your face, lol. No, if anything, your wrist. yeah, so, lol.
from al-bal :
HI!
from salazabr :
So yeah...I went and saw The Village...I am now 9 dollars poorer and two more hours of my life I will never get back. However, the Batman Begins teaser I saw made it all worth while.
from al-bal :
HI! you don't know me but I thought I'd be nice and say hello and wish you a good day.... hello! have a good day!
from coolgirl374 :
hi well i would tell you how but i dont know how but yea
from hydrogeek :
My boobs have bouyed someone! LeeboZeebo fulfilling yet another girl's wildest dream. *sigh*
from not-tuesday :
You are very right. And what is it that you do?
from joecartoon :
Oh, I know... the Corps breeds some really good people. I was just being a small petty person for a second. You gotta prollem with dat?
from not-tuesday :
Pam Anderson is not hot. Huge fake tits are are not attractive.
from hydrogeek :
I also, have recently unleashed my inner old lady at a store with 12 year old midrifts and spoiled brats. (I'm 25.) Power to old people who are really in their 20's! Also power to Ramada's comment about people should love freakishly tall girls. And if it makes you feel better, I've dated a guy shorter than you before, and I'm almost 6'. And I have big boobs. And if I weren't already married, I'd add my name to the list of people who want to marry you.
from salazabr :
I'm hoping he redeems himself from Signs but I'm not holding my breath.
from cutie1083 :
Cool. I will.
from cutie1083 :
oooh, I've been thinking about getting that cd. Is it as cool as it seems?
from salazabr :
I too saw the trailer for that and was thoroughly creeped out. The cool thing is that in some places both of the movies are being released. I will of course support my future bride SMG and see hers at least once. ;) I would love to hear your thoughts on The Village.
from ionme :
u mean - girls actually talk like that?
from joecartoon :
You gotta love some of our fellow Aggies... As we sit and complain about how hard it is to get into school, do you ever wonder how some of these fucktards got in?? Oh, right... The Corps.
from hooterville :
That entry was beautiful. You are, and ever will be, the sexiest man bitch I know. My breasts salute you. Damn your sexy ass, damn it to HELL.
from ramanda :
Even if it does imply that you're an ass pirate.
from ramanda :
DUDE! You must own this t-shirt: http://www.dustybrand.com/comersus/store/comersus_viewItem.asp?idProduct=21
from elcielo :
Can we please hold a count of how many men and women are lookin' for your hand in marriage? I'm curious for the actual number...if we've even named numbers that high...
from kizzykim :
How can any girl look at your precious face and not fall instantly in love with you? Just thinking about you makes my head want to explode in joygasm.
from eibisch :
"Now get married, have kids and die"--your dad made me chortle. But now I have "Blue" playing on a continuous loop through my brain. Thanks so much.
from salazabr :
lol...touche
from elcielo :
Dude...you seem to have a large fan base of girls who want to marry you. This should be converted into a reality show in some way....this is how you and I can make our fortune.
from salazabr :
LMAO!! Yeah...I should've been reading you on a regular basis for much longer than I have been. Your bed sounds awesome but I've got news for you...if you're not sleeping on modal sheets from Bd, Bth &Byond you need to be. Trust me on that one and if you don't trust me trust Ionme. If you're not sleeping on those you're sleeping on sand paper. ;)
from salazabr :
LMAO!! Yeah...I should've been reading you on a regular basis for much longer than I have been. Your bed sounds awesome but I've got news for you...if you're not sleeping on modal sheets from Bd, Bth &Byond you need to be. Trust me on that one and if you don't trust me trust Ionme. If you're not sleeping on those you're sleeping on sand paper. ;)
from uurabbit :
Of course you're the sexiest hero I could have! We're perfect for each other! I'm even shorter than you are, I know I am neither fat nor a fatally flawed human being, and I like men with some meat on their bones. Plus you wore a pirate hat in New Orleans. Marry me. Oh wait, I don't have a huge rack. I'm doomed. I'll just run off and cry alone in this corner now...
from ramanda :
I don't hate short men! You know I'd do you. It's not my fault you live in Texas. I was just trying to say that someone should write an article about how you should love people of ALL shapes and sizes. Even freakishly tall girls.
from ramanda :
In other news I hate how diaryland formats notes. Commies.
from ramanda :
Just think, in a little while you will have done more with your degree than I have with mine. And I've had it a whole year. It sits in a box. Sometimes I get it out and look at it. For a $40 000 piece of paper it sure doesn't look like much. You'd think it would have holograms and shit. Re: The election I will say to you what Rick Mercer said to Canada right before we elected a new Prime Minister in June: Some people don’t vote because they say it’s like voting for the lesser of two evils. What those people don’t realize is that when it come to running a country, it’s very, very important that the least evil guy wins. :) (r)amanda
from uurabbit :
Oh man, you're my hero! My hero left a note in my diary! Oh man, my hero sees me as a squealing fangirl! (bows head in shame) Ahem. Blame my mother for the (r-word), I had nothing to do with it. I have pulled out fence posts, but I cheated and used my uncle's tractor. I'm just not as hardcore as my hero.
from joecartoon :
I think we've been doing way too much fence building/destroying here in southeast Texas. If you agree to quit tearing 'em down I'll agree to quit putting them up.
from elcielo :
As to your additions to the me list...being good at video games and being good at writing....yeah, one of these is clearly a better life still than the other. You have...what the hell....three guesses as to which.
from leslieirene :
Hi there! I'm surprised you got all the stuff to load! Anywho, thanks for stopping by; I appreciate it. I do have to rid my site of so many things; but I just need to sit down and do it! Have a nice, non-face-melting weekend! Leslie :)
from not-tuesday :
Yee haw!
from not-tuesday :
If I wasn't a lesbian before, I sure as hell am now. Wow.
from joecartoon :
Damn. All the girls in College Station will be flocking to you now... I might as well move. Oh wait, I already am. I freakin' hate packing.
from iamafatgirl :
Holy. Shit.
from elcielo :
::sob:: Lee, I´m so happy. I always imagined someone like you carrying my first template. And it even looks a little like it´s father.
from nypizzas2 :
Crap, I am sorry I asked you something aleady asked long ago. Next time I will do more research.
from nypizzas2 :
Are we allowed to ask what happened with the ex, or is that too personal and, therefore, off limits? (I don't mean to sound like a stalker or anything) (But that is hard, considering I am stalking you and all.)
from joecartoon :
It makes me sad that they even have a character named 'Sean' in Boy Meets World. I'm sure my parents (who, theoretically at lease, named me) would not approve.
from elcielo :
Heh. Bien hecho, Lee...Terribly funny, despite your squirm-worthy injuries on the job.
from elcielo :
Heh. Bien hecho, Lee...Terribly funny, despite your squirm-worthy injuries on the job.
from dropbox :
yeah, i do sometimes tend to overanalyze and overexaggerate things.
from joecartoon :
Damn... More people from B/CS. And I thought I'd be the only one...
from elcielo :
Ohhhhh....look what Lee is reading!
from trancejen :
Did you actually think that anything that good would be healthy??? You can forego the butter if you like, but I personally think it would be a crying fucking shame.
from elcielo :
wait, wait, wait...are you suggesting that Monkey Fist and Rufus are on the same side? That´s just not right.
from elcielo :
Your south american butterfly...I love it! :) Lee, you´re a peach. And yes, I welcome healthy discussion on this topic.
from juddhole :
Some of the finer quotes I've ever heard on homosexuality and the Church and politics. You. Fuckin. Rock. Gig 'em.
from trancejen :
Did you get yo' pretzel on?
from nething315 :
Yup, twinkies are gross. But alternative to twinkies...those angel food cake things by little debbie or whoever, with the raspberry condensed sugar gelatin inside? Wow they're amazing.
from elcielo :
Perhaps part of our go-into-business-and-get-filthy-stinking-rich-plan can involve putting you on television. Perhaps we could start a sham religion, and you could be a televangelist. How are you at faith healing?
from iamafatgirl :
Are you still against big boobed chicks? I can't ever keep up with you because until today I have not had the internet at home. Big boobs rock!
from kizzykim :
How about Pavlov for the dog's name? I've always wanted a pug named Pavlov. I could live vicariously through you. Congrats on being through and I hope you get yourself settled the way you want too. PS, about the D-Land party, I'll bring the beer!
from elcielo :
ha ha. your videogame rap filled me with delight. Reminds me of a song that Joe introduced me to...check out the lyrics to "protoculture" by Del the Funky Homosapien. In other news: I am goingto kick ass in the death match to see who gets to partake in the adventure that is Lee. Ñ
from serenaville :
Forget the needles. Dude, you are now HAR-*D*-CORE (That sounds more fierce enunciated aloud, honest.) for enduring the un-anesthetized drilling and resultant probing. Kick 'Sweeney Todd' to da curb playa-style... Because: Who Da Man with the sexy pirate hat? YOU Da Man with the sexy pirate hat. So, you know what to do: "G'on... punch dat ass!" :D
from elcielo :
LEEMAN RULES!!!
from nething315 :
As a girl who is not a complete uber loser, I am saying do NOT diss chrono trigger, that game rocks. Congrats on graduating too. WHOO. I hear that's big.
from hooterville :
Who's a big graduate man? Huh? You are! You cute wittle gwaduate mayun! Awww... So tough! What a big boy! Also, If I were you, I'd have kicked that professor in the balls. What a bitchtard. If I'd been there I'd have crushed him with my boobs, and not in the fun motor-boat kind of way.
from idiot-milk :
Oh, and P.S. I TOLD YOU SO! HAHAHA! I WAS RIGHT! NEENER NEENER NEENER! I KNEW YOU WOULD! TOLD YOU SO! TOLD YOU SO! HAHAHA! Now buy me a pony.
from idiot-milk :
Yay!
from sanetwin :
Congrats on graduating!
from elcielo :
Congrats on being graduated!
from serenaville :
May I echo the congratulations on your graduation, heartily. Hmmmmmmm. Lee, unleashed on an unsuspecting world. Please, PLEASE use your powers for good?? ;) Seriously, though... I'm very happy for you. Congratulations again!!!
from maskedmofo :
Congratulations, Mr. College Graduate!
from coinreturn :
some horses can jump about 15 feet... but not fitty ("fifty" the 50 cent way)
from kizzykim :
I'm sorry my guestbook censored your creative individuality. Fucking bureaucrats. I'm also pretty sure that I knew I'd hate Van Helsing the moment I was tricked by my so-called "friends" into paying money to see "Underworld." *shudder* I haven't quite gotten over that one yet. On a lighter note, my boobs only tingle when you leave me these little notes. ;)
from chickpea981 :
I'm so glad you enjoyed my breasts and rated them in the "best of" category at mrgrey's site. FYI - you summed up Van Helsing brilliantly but gave it way more thought than I did. Thank you for making me laugh.
from kizzykim :
Well anyway, you're too sweet for anyone to ever face-fuck you with a strap on while yelling "you're my BITCH." At least, I wouldn't. I'm not the dominating type. Texas is great...good booze, tattoos, and you. Everything Oklahoma doesn't have. Damn it all.
from idiot-milk :
You know, if I weren't already married to you, I would totally marry you. That might just be the lingering joy from the recently consumed banana spring rolls talking, or possibly this bighuge mug o' frozen rummy goodness, but I don't think so. Baby, you can break my bracelet anytime. Wait. Or, well, not. I don't wear bracelets really. I mean, sure, SOMEtimes, but not on a regular basis. Also I'm pretty sure I don't smell like french fries. Or like Wicca. Or something. Shit. Now I lost my train of thought. Wait. Something. I mean, not that I WANT you to break my bracelet. If I wore one. Which I don't. And not that I want you to WANT to break my bracelet. Or do I? Are we talking about regular bracelets here still? Or is that some kind of euphamismthingummiewhosits? Like "Mmmm, baby, break my bracelet?" Er. Nevermind. Note to self: put down the frozen rum beverage before attempting to leave notes. Anyway, what was I saying? Eh. Hmmm. THRUST AND LOB! HAHAHA! Something. Ima go now. Bye! Mwah, Mr. Sassy Pants!
from dinky-creek :
I feel cheated somehow... you swindled the rackful truth out of me when I was least expecting it! Just promise me you'll never ask who REALLY put the "bomp" in the "bomp bomp bomp".
from dropbox :
haha, thanks for the, uh, encouragement... and its good to know someone else understands the shithole that is tyler, texas.
from dinky-creek :
Er... well... "fantastic rack" is indeed in the eye of the beholder. I've been told that it's good, if that helps? But "good" and "ample" are not necessarily the same thing, if THAT helps. Why am I telling this to a stranger who is my polar opposite anyway? (PS Who you calling a British cock? You could get killed for a verbal offence like that. I'm an AUSTRALIAN cock.)
from ionme :
she is so cute it hurts! maybe you should've laughed w/ the cute pixie hair girl and conversed
from kizzykim :
I do believe the quote was, "Do people ever tell you that you look like someone famous? Who? Yes. I've been told numerous times that I look like a toned-down Kelly Osborn" I never said I acted like Kelly Osborn. She and I resemble one another mostly in hair and facial structure, not attitudes or actions. The application was a great idea, I think, because it cuts through the BS right away (I hate first-date BS). These questions will help me to determine what a person is like before I meet them. I think I'll go back and add a section on free word association. That should be interesting, eh? I was in Texas this weekend. Thought of you! <3
from elcielo :
Atlanta is the home of Krispy Kreme, though I don´t die for them. As far as doughnuts go, I think I prefer Dunkin´Donuts...but I digress. There´s a big KK here where you can watch the doughnuts being made and crap, and they´ll give you a little paper hat. Should you ever get the chance to come and visit, I´ll take you there, and maybe you can try copulating with a fresh KK doughnut.
from kizzykim :
Lee, you're so sacapuntosa..LoL. Sorry you were depressed. I know it feels, especially getting close to graduation. But your major is hard. I give you kudos for even attempting something as precise as accounting. (I'm a theatre major...it's pretty easy...but it's what I love). What's your creative writing story about? I'd love to read it. Maybe I'll let you read the play I'm writing.
from kizzykim :
Aww...you're sweet. I think I have an internet crush on you....how weird is that?
from iamafatgirl :
Sometimes...we just know we are fat...or we feel fat...or there are skinny girls who complain that they are fat because secretly they wish that they could be fat...but they can't! Sucks to be them!! HAHAHA!!! You should read my diary, it tells the story of a fat girl...that would be me!!
from kizzykim :
Lee, you're so hot! And hilarious.
from hooterville :
Wow... assplay and cameltoe all in one entry. I knew there was a reason I loved you. In a completely platonic way. That doesn't involve lust. At all.
from elcielo :
I think it´s okay to have preferences in physical appearances when shopping for a mate, everyone does to some degree...I mean, as long as it isn´t the most important thing you´re looking for, why not?
from kizzykim :
Pencil Sharpener...I love it. It's okay Leebo, I love boobs too. LoL
from hushangelz :
In all honesty, I think you're mad. But I think you're cool and if you weren't already married to idiot-milk, I'd club you over the head with a giant cactus and keep you in my pocket for my own. :D
from nething315 :
jeeeeeeeeeeez leebo! you can be dragoons in final fantasy 5 too! and final fantasy 2/4 (same game) have a dragoon character! *shakes head in despair...* get with the program doooood
from serenaville :
I add my props to the word sacapuntas. My thirteen year old said it to me, and I very nearly grounded her. Until, of course, she told me what it meant. Lucky for her! Once I got over the spasmodic laughing, I realized what an incredible word it is, and to this day often sprinkle it into various conversations. Love it. Plus? I think I dislocated a rib laughing at your D&D post. DODECAHEDRON!!
from teluble :
sacapuntas is a great word. i used to use it to curse around my non-spanish speaking friends back in high school. i can't believe other people had the same reaction to it. pencil sharpener. wow.
from tammyscumbag :
Sacapuntas was definitely my favorite word I learned in Spanish class. I think it means sharpener, but I've used it for many other things. Mostly insulting large groups of people, although I have used it for the occasional boob reference.
from redhott27 :
Seriously. Did you actually say all that to the telemarketer? That is hi.lar.i.ous. Great thinking on your feet... or phone, I guess.
from crazee24 :
hey! may be just for me but your pin-up girls page isn't working, cuz i used a pic from that site for something on my own site and now it's POOF gone!
from kizzykim :
LoL, I'm down with Texas, too. I love Texas. If Oklahoma wasn't so kickass, I'd move to Texas. Actually, I am going to Texas for vacation pretty soon. South Padre Island...lots of fun.
from rishi :
Oh Lee... I would cry the bitterest of bitter tears at officially losing all hope of producing your love child, but... Well, it's was a fact of inevitability, wasn't it? Excuse me while I go commit seppuku.
from bingoguy :
Ah, Yes, Well, THERE! There's proof why you are so much better with the ladies than I am. How could I have overlooked such a way to connect with a fine young lass. Nothing like a few belts to the kidneys to bring your closer to a woman. I bow to your sage words of wisdom and advice. All Hail Lee! Ladies Man!
from angel0fdeath :
Only ONE of those six? But where's the fun in that? :D Maybe I should leave out violin? I can include it in my 'Things I Want To Accomplish in the Next 20 Years' list. *Nods* I already know how to play saxophone and it didn't take me that long to learn how to play so maybe if I just stick with it, I can learn to play all those other instruments. Maybe. That is a pretty busy list for only 10 years tho, isn't it? :-\
from idiot-milk :
Teehee! I got Valentine's Day cards from someone! I'm totally scanning them and posting them unless I hear otherwise from that someone. I'm just saying.
from kizzykim :
Lee, you are the shit! I love reading your diary and I love the way you totally crack me up. Anytime I have a shitty day, I just see what you're up to and it's all better! Happy belated b-day!
from ionme :
Happy Happy Birthday!!! Sweet story, great pictures, I'm jealous of the monkey beads - out of all the beads I've ever seen or received those are the COOLEST! Save them for some very nice breasts. I also went to Margaritaville on Spring Break - I loved it!!! xoxo
from serenaville :
HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY, LEE!!!! Rat's ass: Given. Pirate hat: Still hella crazysexycool. serena: Signing off.
from angel0fdeath :
Hi! *Waves* Uhm.. I'm a freshman. *Nods* But next year when I transfer to UNA, I think I'm going to minor in Sociology (Only because I have to minor in something to major in Criminal Justice and there's a lack of options from what I see).
from serenaville :
You in that killer pirate's hat, just MIGHT make me rethink my position on Slaughter and Death. Hmmmmmmmmm.
from serenaville :
*choking in uncontrollable laughter at the Poker Night entry, weakly tossing some white cotton granny pants on 'stage' in tribute, because they're "Least Likely to Get Her Slaughtered" by "The Vanilla Thrilla"'s woman* ENCORE, LEE!!! EN-CORE!!! :D
from idiot-milk :
Ahem. You do NOT like small breasts. YOU DON'T. NOT ONE GODDAMN BIT. BECAUSE WHY? BECAUSE MY BOOBS ARE LARGE AND IN CHARGE, AND YOU LOVE THEM MORE THAN YOU LOVE LIFE ITSELF. AND IF I EVER...EVER!!!!!...CATCH YOU LOOKING AT SMALL BREASTS, I SWEAR TO GOD, I...well, I don't rightly know what I would do. But I PROMISE it will be UGLY and QUITE UNPLEASANT. Keep your damn eyes where they damn well belong, Mister Sassy Pants; ON MY BOOBS. I have spoken. Carry on, sugar britches! Big Love! Mwah mwah! <3<3<3<3<3
from fargahar :
You never know what kind of people might want to get their hands on something that was once in the collection of LeeboZeebo.....
from serenaville :
I have rather small breasts, but you cannot like them. CANNOT. I have a rather rounded ass, but you cannot like it. Repeat,CANNOT. I also have brown eyes, and you cannot like those either. CAN.NOT. Why?? Because I like breathing farrrrrr too much, to risk being ogled by Idiot-Milk's man. That's why I have a big brain instead. I am too smart to die for your lustful urges. LOOK AWAY FROM THE BREASTICES, LEE!! Look into the light!! Do it so I don't have to! I WANT TO LIVE!!! Damn my doe-eyed, petite breasted, bootylicious-ness! Double-damn those fashion rags! (Especially Glamour. Amen.) :D
from idiot-milk :
Along with the songs, I also get random phrases stuck in my head. Oddly enough, "dese nuts" is one of those phrases. Pertinent to nothing. Carry on.
from coinreturn :
Its like a tootsie roll pop... the world may never know. In relevence to our situation, no one has to find out!! :) Come on, it'll work!
from coinreturn :
Oh no. I'm not asian and I'm not geeky... and I'm only 16. I see no problems here.
from coinreturn :
AH! I think I'm in love. Hmm, you're so neat. lets get married.
from nypizzas2 :
This is awesome. My boobs are HUGE! Plus my grilled cheese sandwiches are world renowned.
from conpalabras :
The Mazda part was my sign off, not the last sentence in my message. Damn notes section, pushing my text all together
from conpalabras :
Let's be fair now. They need those trucks to carry all sorts of things - racism, chauvenism, insecurity, fear, ignorance, stupidity. You can't fit that shit in one of them thar foreign cars. M to the AZDA Protege Drivin' Mutherfucka
from kittyleopard :
Awesome Diary!! Love the layout!! Karma!
from coinreturn :
hey spazz... just letting you know to fix your %%next%% and previous thingies in your entries. Xoxo, Chelsea
from nypizzas2 :
I know you said you weren't out for pity, but I just wanted to see that she isn't worthy of our little Leebo (this statement will of course become null and void if you two do end up going out). If it is any consolation, there are plenty of girls on Diaryland that have huge crushes on you, myself of course included.
from tylerh3rman :
Heh. I been in the same boat. Try www.tieanecktie.com still confusing. But hey. I was able to finally figure it out and I'm practically a short bus superstar.
from not-tuesday :
No, I don't really like the design. And if you insist, I will stop picturing you naked.
from dropbox :
aaeeEE! thanks :)
from nypizzas2 :
Well Lee, since I don't smoke and I've heard it through the grapevine that your current Diaryland girlfriend Idiot-Milk has been known to indulge in the occasional cancer stick? I definitley think your next step should be leaving her and running away with me. But that's just me. When I say I am awesome and can provide you with much better monkey love then she ever could, I may be kind of biased. Love the new Google hits. :)
from rishi :
1) Virgo. *snort* 2) On and off. 3) Because if I can't have you, NO ONE ELSE CAN. 4)We're too podunk around here to have motorcycle cops, sorry. 5) Nude pics. All the way. Of you, I mean.
from rishi :
Can I just kiss your ass for a second? Only if I show my boobs? Alright, then. Anyway, just thought I should tell you that getting my Leebo fix after nearly a goddamn WEEK without the internet feel sooooo gooood, baby. Oh yeah. Also, I hate to say this, but if we were in class together in real life, you'd kick my ass. I display BOTH annoying class personality types. Sometimes in the same period. Ha ha!
from wvlady :
Oooooh, I LOVE "Tombstone". It's one of my all-time favorites. Kilmer did such a good job as Doc...and I love Sam Elliot.
from rishi :
Hey leebs... So what happened with the ceiling peeing on your couch? Did the sewer water come out of the upholstery? Also... What the crap? You fish BURIED himself? I've seen a lot of retard-o-fish action, but that's the first time I've heard of BURYING. I once had a whole tank full of fish (8) kill themselves and/or get eaten, but BURY themselves? That doesn't even make sense... They're so protective of their slime coating, you'd think Jughead would stay AWAY from that. You know, since it could kill him. Bettas ride the shortbus.
from salazabr :
Lee you need to put down the crack pipe and come back to reality.;) In what alternate movie universe is The Hulk better than Spiderman? Not that Spiderman was as good as it's hype but c'mon...NOBODY knocks my boy Toby. ;) Just found you but I hear good things about you. =)
from groundhogday :
that's what you think!
from chickpea981 :
I'm one of those 5 that liked the first Resident Evil and can't wait for the next one. I'm also kind of shocked with how much I agree with you on that list of upcoming movies.
from tikityboo :
leeboman ;) You. Make. Me. Piss. My. Pants. Laughing. I am so intrigued by The Liberator and the fact that you think I would listen to Enya in the bath, that you've got me hooked for sure and comin' back for more ;) You have such an awesome style for writin'! Enjoy your Creative Writing class...when I was in high school, we had a Writer's Craft class, and we called it "Writer's Crap", 'cause the instructor was such a wingnut and 'cause we thought we were so cool...I hope you get more than you think you will out of this one! And good luck with Jugs (Jughead, that is)...
from rishi :
Sweet sassy molassey! Enya? Effing ENYA?! Blargh!
from ionme :
Hey! Just caught up on your diary. You have a beta now too :) Good luck w/ your classes Leebobaby!
from purplebanana :
I'm here to say hi 'cause newwave-red told me to. 'Hi.'
from wvlady :
The new design looks nice! Good job:)
from idiot-milk :
I would also like to point out that the goat was asking for it, dressed like that.
from idiot-milk :
Um, I like to fuck goats in your guestbook. Is that okay? You DID say it was a free country.
from ionme :
U are my hero. I know NO ONE with an imagination that even compares to yours. <3 J
from idiot-milk :
Don't be a dork. Other people's sucky days don't make your own sucky days any less sucky. You are a sick person, and, as such, have the right to whine about being sick and to annoy everyone you know with demands for attention and coddling. It is one of the few benefits of illness, my friend. As for my own sucky day, well, I'll live. All part of the rich and full tapestry that is my life. Mmmm...rich, full tapestry of suckage. But if it helps, I got new pants today, and nothing improves a sucky day like new pants. Well, and winning the lottery. That would be pretty fucking ace right about now. But whatever. New pants are almost as good. I'm glad you're feeling better, puppykins. (I'm not entirely sure about "puppykins." I think it's not the best of all possible pet name options, but I'm still working on finding a good one for you. Maybe "poodle." I'll take that one out for a test run next note and see how it flies)
from coinreturn :
OoOoOoOOOh!!! Aren't we special! Thats okay, you're still my sunshine.
from idiot-milk :
Awwww! My poor kitty! As I have recently recovered from my own version of the Martian Death Flu of Ultimate Badness, I feel your pain. Here's what you do: Make some hot lemonade with real lemon juice and honey, lots of honey. Add a shot (or seven) of whiskey to the hot lemonade. This is what is known as a Hot Toddy, and it rules. It feels super good on your throat, and the liquor helps you sleep. And if you drink enough, you'll totally forget you're sick! Yay! Until you wake up. But who cares about tomorrow? Hooray! Also, take a hot bath, and wrap a hot towel around your head. And then make yourself some soup. Heh. Heh heh. Sorry. Having a Ferris moment there. But ANYway, I'm ever so sorry to hear about your plague, my sweet booboocitas! Feel better soon, sugarbritches!
from coinreturn :
So what is the Texas A&M that you went to? Cuz seriously there was a kabajillion. No joke. Don't worry, the kiss is on the down low... too bad I'm too young for you... how old are you anyways? MWUAH again.
from coinreturn :
You're cool. But I don't think you need me telling you that, I suspect you know that. I've never even been to Texas before, my brother has lived there most of his life, though. I did a search on Texas A&M and there's a bunch. The one that offers equine science and equestrian sports is West Texas A&M University. does that ring any bells? Don't worry, I'm not going to go somewhere where all my friends are going. Most of them are going to WSU or PSU or something... I want to get out of the northwest. :mwuah: I kissed you.
from messylissa :
Oh my gosh- are you from Tyler, TX?? My roommate at school is from there... well, she's there for break right now. Check her out http://txzag.diaryland.com
from tikityboo :
Jesus, there's nothing like using the Lord's name in vain and talking about cat poo that's gonna make me laugh out loud like I am right now! Kudos, leebozeebo...you sound like a very funny guy :) My friend Poppyo will like your wit ;) Stay gold!
from rishi :
Why must you hurt me? Why must you make me cry? What with your humor and the writing abou the cat poo... Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go find the stitches that popped out of my side from laughing.
from redstarhelix :
wait a minute. a $20 blowjob? damn its cheap there, and you're griping about a $15 haircut?
from mywayhighway :
Yeah this state is scary.. especially about football. Ahh... them scary Oklahomans. Gotta love 'em.
from rishi :
Wow, I'm a favorite! I knew The Girls would come in handy for something other than free pizza and beer. Though those two things really would be enough... It's kind of weird that you watched The Order tonight, because I just got back from watching it at a friend's house. Good thing there was pizza there. Now I'm consoling myself by watching Orgazmo. "Oh no! Jiz Master Zero!!!"
from rishi :
I would gladly throw my boobs in front of a bus to save your life.
from rishi :
You're the effing man, yo! Way to show them who's boss. Next time they bitch about the noise quotient, you should turn on "Mmmm Bop" or "Barbie World" full blast and then go out for some pizza, beer and asian hos. Because eff them. Oh, and Happy New Year!
from idiot-milk :
Nah, it was just one. I swear. I don't want to be a smoking person anymore, but every once in a great while I want one. So no worries, buttercup. Well, no worries about the smoking, but this whole search for a sugar mommy thing? That right there is cause for worry. Not me worrying, mind you, but YOU worrying about what I might DO to you should you ever leave me for another. And what the hell is so wrong with staying in the Idiot-Milk Cave and just hanging out? Huh?! That's never good enough for you, is it?! IS IT?! IT'S ALWAYS "WHY CAN'T WE DO THIS?" AND "WHY CAN'T WE DO THAT?!" AND "YOU NEVER BUY ME SHINY THINGS ANYMORE!" AND "YOU NEVER TAKE ME ANYWHERE NICE LIKE THE RED LOBSTER ANYMORE!" I GIVE AND I GIVE, AND IT'S JUST NEVER ENOUGH!
from redstarhelix :
"For instance, I have a penis. That's huge, right there."
from cyanoticskin :
I highly recommend Diet Dr. Pepper. As the sales tag suggests, it really does taste like regular Dr. Pepper. Diet 7-Up is also okay. The rest of the diet soda genre is sheer ass...good luck with your resolution.
from coinreturn :
psh, pasta is nasty, but I'll go for the breadsticks... they're practically orgasmic. The baby making will be even better than the breadsticks... and that's tough to beat. Unles YOU (yes you) fake it.
from ionme :
The milkshake song has a good beat baby, that's what it's all about, if I can shake my ass to it, I like it :P *Although, it's getting really old already*
from cruel-irony :
Merry Christmas! I'm glad you enjoy the holiday season so much - that's how it's supposed to be. Anyway, I've been on my own since I was 17, so if you need any "survival" pointers, feel free to ask.
from renewedgrace :
Merry Christmas!
from coinreturn :
No no no. Not lasers, silly boy, but monkeys. Or salmon eggs with cheese on top of the vanilla pudding. Um... no, taco bell equals icky. Though I do like their gorditas. And beans. And hard tacos. And nachos.
from cutie1083 :
Happy Holidays!
from idiot-milk :
Elves are totally hot.
from idiot-milk :
Not ONLY would I LOVE a ninja footrub, but I'm going to need you to come over here RIGHT NOW and administer this footrub. And if you could also bring some Tang, that would be totally sweet. Thanks, PooBear! Mwah!
from ionme :
omg lee, you are one of a kind buddy! <3 ya!
from coinreturn :
Hahahahaha. Haha. Ha. You're really funny. Lets have babies.
from ionme :
OH NO! WHAT HAVE I DONE. I'M SORRY MAN. When are your finals over?
from gnomad :
Good luck on your finals, man! Just started reading you when I found out you were Idiot-Milk's bitch, but stayed when I realized you were crackin' me up. Nicely done. Good luck with finals!
from idiot-milk :
I'm assuming that by "MAKE ME A PIE" you actually meant "Here, babydoll, have this incredibly expensive present I bought for you for no good reason at all and just because I love you to bits and pieces." I'm going to assume that because, otherwise, I'd have to fly out there right now and beat the ever lovin' snot outta you. I'm just saying. Hugs and kisses, Poo Bear!
from idiot-milk :
Okay, look. You're going to wear a damn apron and too bad if you don't like it because I'm totally the boss in this here relationship. The same goes for any bow-tie/speedo/g-string/cowboy boot combination I might choose to foist upon my bitch (i.e. YOU). You may as well start adjusting to, and learning to love life as my little monkey boy. Resistance only makes me stronger. Hugs and kisses, poo-bear! Mwah!
from idiot-milk :
Oh, and P.S.? I am obsessed with the Kart. Whenever I'm driving in real life, I have the overwhelming urge to open my window and start hurling shit at the drivers behind me. Although I would also like to say that the I still believe Super Smash Bros. to be my all-time favorite game. Anything that lets me pit Kirby against Samus in a fight to the "death" is ace in my book.
from renewedgrace :
I found your super, cool, entertaining diary through your super cool ad banner. :) I'll keep checking back. Have a nice day/week/month/year/life!
from i-cut-deep :
you are fuckin awesome, you have some really cool shit on your site and i like it alot. i think that i am going to cheak this site out more often.
from ionme :
how about i talk and you write my diary because the way you rephrased what i said about you & idiot-milk was a lot cooler than 'i would hook them up because they're both funny' - geez lol
from idiot-milk :
Oh, see, now I feel bad. I DON'T THINK YOU'RE RETARDED! I LIKE THEM, TOO! I just thought the review was, you know, funny. In a totally hatefully mean way.
from ionme :
THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT! HOW RUDE
from ionme :
did you read the entry? or just look at the pictures? because i said in my entry, in the first paragraph even 'click the design link and give heather some love' silly! heather rocks, check her out.
from ionme :
dude, you don't EVEN want to know how much of a pussy i am when it comes to scary movies. don't. even. want. to. know.!!!!! seriously yo.....
from ionme :
you so make me smile :D
from idiot-milk :
Man. That sure does sound like the life. And you'd hook me up and stuff? You're the best ever. With this new international celebrity status, would I get to snort cocaine off of a hooker's ass? Because WOW would that be sweet.
from ionme :
hi sweetie. i'm going to respond to that email today. your aunt and the dancing, funny stuff :) ciao
from maskedmofo :
Happy Thanksgiving Lee!
from ionme :
oh, i can keep up baby, my moves are freesshhh!!
from fargahar :
The husband who is a total Matrix lover recommends this site for your viewing pleasure....http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=matrix3
from fargahar :
also just cause you're reading Hemingway so you might be interested...I "cat sit" for his granddaughter, Lorian. She is a writer too. She has all this cool Hemingway memorobilia in her house including a painting he did of her.
from fargahar :
Everyone has to resort to the quiz thing now and again...I am a 30's sort of gal too so maybe next ime my husband isn't home we can party down Thirties Style.
from fargahar :
What's happenin' hot stuff?? Funny diary..I like all the 12% Beer gang...in a stalkerish fashion.... (kiddin'o'course) I got a fortune cookie once with a blank fortune...what does that mean?
from thisendup :
i'm pretty sure that you are crazy... i haven't met you at the group meetings though. how long has it been?
from everoboto :
Hey there. Thanks for the note about my design. I'm glad you like it. As you know, the extremely talented Mrs. Disco did it for me. I tried to go to that web site you mentioned, but I couldn't get in it.
from ionme :
hello again leebobabycakes! so, i'm reading your entry just now smiling at your words and someone walked in (after i minimized of course) wanting to know why i was smiling at my screen, haha.....i freak people out too sometimes. you're funny today, hope to hear from you via email while you're on a roll! ciao!
from heidiann :
Welcome to the Geek Love ring! Thanks for joining. =)
from biensoul :
LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE! Oh my gosh, it's here. Are you pumped or WHAT?!? Okay, I'm emailing you now.
from biensoul :
I bet I'm more nervous than you, dude. The good thing about being nervous is that it's a good excuse to drink more so you can "loosen up." Besides, I'm fun. Let the hazing begin!
from daisystems :
I've stayed up way, WAY longer than I should have tonight, yet PRANK made it all seem worthwile. You give me hope that there really are funny, intelligent, and ah...let's just say, creative...people in the world. And it's great. Loved the site, but just a tip. If most of your readers are girls, they might not get as big of a kick out of ur boob pics as you do.
from cutie1083 :
Wow, that was really nice of you... when I was ten a girl got hit by a truck a block away from my house and no one would do anything. She was just laying there until FINALLY someone walked up to her and started talking to her. My mom called 911 and she was fine after, but just watching everyone staring at her w/o doing anything was really messed up. You did a good thing; you should be proud of yourself:)
from redhott27 :
wow, you're a hero! and I'm wagering a guess that the girl with the SUV was of the sorority variety? and daddy probably paid for it? nice...
from redhott27 :
Try 14! Yeah, my brother's skanky girlfriend was in junior high school at the time. He was either 17 or 18 depending on when it happened. Yikes.
from angrydyke :
haha ...i like the entry on the british porn... the first time in a while ive laughed out loud .. thanks!
from motel7 :
I hate people who loudly carry on their conversations and are pissed when they figure out people are actually listening to them. "I'd ignore you if that was possible, biotch" Everything sounds better with biotch at the end. Especially when adressing biotchy people.
from drunkencynic :
Well I felt the same way. You are one of the popular kids, yaknow.
from quiet-lovely :
Random: I was reading through 12% and saw your quote on the business school, which of course I had to read since our business school's the same way. Which, in turn, led me to read your diary. A&M, huh? I'm right up the road. Fascinating!
from biensoul :
For all y'all that wear fannypacks: Oh yeah, and I didn't get your email, at least I don't think so. Put "Hey Jessi!" or something to that effect in the subject line so I don't think you're trying to offer me a big penis...wait, maybe you are, anyway, don't put that in the subject line. BTW: BEN FOLDS RULES. I've seen him 4 times in concert (once with the 5...last tour together) and he RULES RULES RULES. In fact, "Emaline" is my second favorite song of all time. Just so you know.
from ionme :
HEY! Good entry, well said :) Thanks for the gbook entry. I am in a bit of trouble at work, it seems I didn't generate enough revenue last month. *fuck off mr. president* ahem. Anyway, I still have your email saved and I promise I will get to it sometime soon. I swear, a fucking papermill blew the fuck up in hea...... Until later, xo
from drunkencynic :
Very interesting entry. I really enjoyed reading it. Thought-provoking, well-articulated. I'd never looked at it from that point of view before. I do find myself shying away from the subject of 'differences' because I think it might imply that I'm thinking negative things about it, which is definitely untrue... The bus rules were hilarious as well. Nice job. :)
from biensoul :
You better hurry up because once this hurricane hits, I'm not going to be in the mood for the making out.
from biensoul :
Reading your entry made me realize that I'm your perfect woman. Then again, I'm EVERYONE'S perfect woman, so it's really not that big of a deal. Good entry, baby.
from wvlady :
I just wanted to let you know that I gave you Linky in my diary. I really enjoy reading yours :o)
from ionme :
I chose the boobs because they look like mine, and yes, mine are that big. :)
from ramanda :
Signmyguestbook.com sucks ass. While I concur that Mangus did manage to capture your inner badass, I have to wonder, isn't it hard to be bad ass in your sock feet?
from drunkencynic :
It took me a while, too. I wonder why. It was, however, time well spent. I adore that book.
from biensoul :
Yeah, I'm talking 'bout you, mofo. We're gonna cut up Austin into little pieces and sell them the highest bidder. We're going to party like it's 1999 there and never stop. We're going to be the coolest kids there, so help us God. And uh, maybe we'll have t-shirts made up to tell everyone we're better than them.
from drunkencynic :
How d'ya like Catch 22?
from ionme :
your weather slut bears more skin than mine. maybe i need to switch sluts lol
from soandsotgs :
hey i found this link and thought it was funny.... since you are a member of the homestar diaryring i thought you mmight enjoy it too tell me what you think http://www.outpimp.com/?x=165657
from katehackett :
Hey, I'm a 12% fan and I just wanted to say that I love your pandas. How adorable!:O)
from madamepierce :
re: "tech writing." You DO realize you've got a perfect sitcom or Adam Sandler movie setup, don't you? It's all so clear! You end up with the girl sitting next to you during the pamphlet discussion, HET ends up with Ryan (she's teasing him because she likes him) and Guy and Girl end up in a fiery car crash, or selling hot tubs somewhere. It's too perfect. Keep your eye on that pamphlet girl in your class, because life imitates art, my friend.
from marn :
It seems pretty insane, the standards they've set. Don't let it snuff any interest you might have had in weightlifting, though. You don't have to kill yourself to get results--if you kept up at it for three months doing a normal program you'd be amazed at the physical changes. I try not to be bitter, but you young guys with your great basic strength and high testosterone levels, you lucky bastards build muscle like nobody's business. *Sigh*.
from soulstrong :
I'm glad I read your diary when I did. I just woke up myself, so, everything about shaving/trimming the 'nether areas' made perfect sense to me. Which is a relief because I don't think I'd want to be sitting around picturing bald testacles trying to figure out what in hell's name you were talking about for another 3 hours. -still reading- Letti
from marn :
As weird as this sounds, water helps with muscle pain. Make sure you're getting your eight to ten glasses of H20 a day. I run through at least two - one litre bottles of water in my 2 hours at the gym, but I do some pretty intense cardio. Have they showed you the proper stretches to do before and after weightlifting? It only takes a few minutes, it helps maintain flexibility, and it will also keep you from injuring yourself.
from marn :
Oh. My. Sweet. Lord. When I stop giggling I'm going to print it out for uh, further study of your Photoshop technique ... yeah, that's it, further study.
from soulstrong :
I added you because I have boobs. I hate them, but it's nice to know someone appreciates them. My boobs thank you too. Letti
from dastardly :
I've stolen a paragraph of yours and I've put in my diary and I'm not giving it back! (...but I did give you credit for it though.) By the way, commerce/economics sucks not only arse, but various other unpleasant bits of anatomy too. I know. I study it.
from goodlovin :
funny, my summer school classes are mostly full of females. except for sociology of sport, but do i really want to find a guy in that kind of cake class? oh wait....yeah, i'm ok with that.
from enondoiel :
Akira is one hard nut to crack, yeah. And with all the incredibly bad Shakira jokes going on in the background, there's just no concentration to get. I should probably watch it alone some time. If you figure it out, would you let me know? Because it really is frustrating! You're hilarious, by the way.
from mychoice :
Frisco?
from lavidaloca-2 :
I must desperately and insanely agree. Nightcrawler is the greatest, between the blue skin and the teleportin' he's in my twisted comic book fan female opinion (in other words a severely psychotic and biased one) the hottest. Oh yah, I love your diary, found it thru' 12% very cool and very funny.
from cntb4sakn :
hey i wanna see x-men 2 also damn it lol ;)~~~ sorry im new here ~WInged_vampress@yahoo.com
from lilchrissi :
Muahahahaa! I'm first in.. feels like a virgin having sex....LOL

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