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from miedema2002 :
My condolences for your sisters baby. The way you write is magnifescent. I almost cried. I could feel your pain. I'm sorry.
from pantrypuff :
I am so sorry to read about your sister's baby. I lost a baby boy at 22 weeks several years ago. Interestingly, his name was Jack. You sound like a great sister and I'm sure she's grateful for your support.
from grt8f84me :
OMG...there are no words, Sweetie! I'm trying not to cry for your sister, her husband, their daughter, for you and your mother, as I sit here at work reading this. You are all in my prayers...first and foremost, Ethan. ((luv&hugs))
from thrsdaychild :
I'm so sorry about your nephew. The same thing happened to my sister-in-law in 2004. As I read your story, it all seemed so familiar. Once again, I'm so sorry.
from lovelydaisy :
I'm so very very sorry. I have an Ethan David, just turned 4 last month. But you have my thoughts......Daisy
from sunflowery :
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! You are the second this week! What is going on around here? By the way, good luck. I look forward to reading you again. I tried to leave a comment but it marked me as spam.
from ambershine :
That was a very good theory about Dumbledore. I still like to hope that he still alive!! :)
from gumphood :
this is true. I mean she's alot of fun so I figured that you'd two keep in touch.
from gumphood :
aren't you a little sad that anniewaits is gonna stop her diary?
from evababy777 :
also, the reason that i have so many banner ads running today is because andrew decided to run them twice as much as i requested.
from evababy777 :
my entry was not a judgment. and, if you took as a judgment, than you misunderstood.
from lovelydaisy :
Thats alright, i probably would want to forget it myself. LOL hope you have a great weekend!.....Carrie
from lovelydaisy :
Thanks....Swingerdiary said you helped her with her template, but maybe i was mistaken. Thanks for answering so fast :)
from lovelydaisy :
can you help me get my template up and running? Do you have MSN or y ahoo? Let me know, email me at lovelydaisy@dairyland.com :)
from lobsterchick :
Well, I think the fact that our last review was over four months ago is a pretty good indicator. But thanks for your suggestion.
from for-you-only :
thought so. You should put up a "closed" notice or somehting.
from for-you-only :
Is Opan Reviews still running?
from elnara :
Heya, greetings from Quebec, Canada. An interesting diary, you have. Like your poems, I do. lol keep up the good work. :) take care!
from heidiann :
Thank you for visiting! And it was the rapping of Opposites Attract that cemented my love. Last month I downloaded "Rush, Rush"...it was glorious.
from reres :
I came about your name on the diary ring, review-whores, and thought you might be up for one. Come by ReRe's?
from madamepierce :
so who's your best friend? is he hot? give him my numba. Also - even though i don't think i wrote about it, i DO know Chess! It's the Abba musical, right? (written by, not about.) That dude Benny from ABBA wrote it.
from madamepierce :
you should TOTALLY go out with him. make him take you for a ride in his car, take you for a nice dinner, and then at the end of the date when it's winding down start hinting about how you just get this vibe from him... the kind of vibe that says he'd like a serious ass-pounding, and are you on the mark with that?
from reviewu :
Care for a review?
from sad-faerie :
Oh dear lord! Seriously? You couldnt get away from it ove rhere...programs interrupted (and royal weddings cancelled) just to tell us the pope had died! ah well...where are you then? x
from sad-faerie :
I feel silly..I just assumed it was to do with the eyebrows (but thats just cause everytime I see that man I cant help but spend hours loving his eyebrows!) What was it then? xXx
from voicewithin :
safeway's refreshe water also "adds an insignificant amount of sodium" hm i wonder if all water has sodium
from sad-faerie :
Congratulations with the new job =O) x
from gypped :
I got dragged into that one too, thanks to you! and also your journal, for which I must also thank you. thanks!
from etherealrevu :
your review is up!
from candoor :
did I ever mention that I live with lobsterman? (that's his email... he sells them wholesale)... so happy new year from me and lobsterman :)
from bluenadia6 :
Yo, let me in! Any extra support would be awesome.
from pink-circle :
Hey, Happy Holidays.
from voicewithin :
i saw a banner for your diary, and clicked it, and ive gotten really into your diary. i like it, im gonna add it to my faves :-) merry christmas ~Chantelle
from pipersplace :
Merry Christmas!
from fight-club16 :
Hi..um this is Valerie, from ethereal-reviews. I was just wondering if you would still like that review (I'm sorry it's been such a long wait!) or if you'd like to be taken off the list. If you can drop me a note or sign my guestbook back, it would be greatly appreciated! Thanks!
from pipersplace :
Hey babe, thanks for adding me as a favorite. It must be the template. Somebody did a kick-ass job on it. Kisses
from chic-reviews :
Hi! I just opened a new review site and am trying to get it started. I thought the best place to start would be with the diaries in the review-whore diaryring! So if you would like a review, come on over and apply!!
from turbogeek :
are you religious or something?
from hamiltonian :
I can feel your energy! I like your journal and will have to catch up on your entries!
from girl-aflame :
haha I can't wait to read that, it sounds hilarious :-D
from gumphood :
Ahhh...so your saying that I am having a resurging career in sci-fiction like Anthony Micheal Hall. Thanks! Or something,
from gumphood :
I'm back in the zone? (the auto zone?)
from trancejen :
Glad for that, and sorry about the ensuing shitstorm. Seriously, though, I hope this doesn't sour you on future get-together-type activities, because generally people are cool.
from euphoria21 :
"Where life becomes a series of wake up-work-come home-lie around-laundry-clean the bathroom-lather-rinse-repeat?"-that was very well put. Take care, oh and HI by the way...
from gumphood :
Yeah she was also in Van Helsing which also sucked the donkey. My roommate worked on that movie when it came to Boston. He said "Very bad" and that was that. When the crew is dogging it...
from mnvnjnsn :
OK, this is way overdue, but your comment about needing more cowbell nearly killed me. It almost made me want to yell out "I friggin' love you!"
from anniewaits18 :
does blue man group suck? I figure...they're men, they're all blue, they're in a group...that's good times, right? Do you have a suggestion? [i would appreciate it]
from galaxyrabbit :
hey wow thanks!
from banefulvenus :
clicked on your banner about a political poem. Just wanted to tell you that I still love your site. Keep writing, You're amazing!! :)
from aprilxshower :
hello there, just wanted to drop you a line and tell how much i adore your diary. and your poetry too. beautiful. keep well & take care, Rachel x
from pipersplace :
As usual, thanks, sweetie.
from augustdreams :
Oh. And I love Lobsters, too. The live kind. In the ocean where they belong. I've always wanted to buy a couple of the really big ones from some seafood place and drive them to the ocean to release them. I've just got to figure out how to do it without getting pinched when I take the bands off their front claws! I'll stop hogging your notes now. ;D
from augustdreams :
I would steal Burt's Bees stuff in a heartbeat! I love that honey goodness. I bought some last year and I've got to replenish my stock. I love your diary, and your layout makes me feel like warm sunshine and ocean waves. I'll definitely be back. :)
from sarahoney :
I love Burt's bees! Nice diary.
from gumphood :
Just a note, I saw you were talking about anesthesiologists and I was surprised to find out myself that they are one the highest paid and most in demand doctors out there. I beleive Radiologist being the first.
from dont-stop :
I think it means that you're either growing up or you're lazy, but since I don't know you, I can't really say. Just stumblin thru...
from madamepierce :
lobsterchick! I *do* read Tomato Nation - and that was MY question! She sent me some magnets for publishing it.
from sad-faerie :
WoW!!! It's meant to be rude to tip waitresses anything less than 15% of your bill, and if you can't be arsed to wait for change when getting out of a cab, you tell the cabbie to keep it, but, MAN! Do they really wait around like that room service guy in Pretty Woman? I thought that was just the magic of hollywood! *feels naive* x
from sad-faerie :
Seriously....people actually TIP barmaids where you're from?!
from sad-faerie :
Nooooooooo! Now I know the ending to Friends. Luckily the show's good enough to watch, whether you know what's coming or not!
from girl-aflame :
Oy! Relationships... the ultimate roller coaster! Here's hoping for a swift recovery for you. <3
from arletterocks :
But salamanders are so cute! Those bug eyes and monkey tails ... then again, I like snakes as much as puppies, so I'm probably biased.
from arletterocks :
Howdy. As for Haloscan comments: for templates, I guess you just go in and edit the CSS or HTML as needed. Think only premium memberships can have custom templates, so dunno if that helps ...
from swingerdiary :
Thanks for filling out the survey!! :-) I continue to get good comments on my layout. THANK YOU!!!
from sad-faerie :
Gosh, is it really that bad to own an Enya cd? I have 7. 'Paint the Sky...' was my first ever cd. And you know what, I'm not even embarassed...well, maybe a little! x
from pipersplace :
Lets do it. Let me know what you need
from hcatty :
yowch... hope you actually DO send that to them!! Happy St. Patrick's Day!
from swingerdiary :
Lobsterchick, thanks for your note. I would love help with a new layout!!! swingerdiary@yahoo.com, let's chat and see what we can work out. And I will try to update more often, things have been super busy with us lately, that's all. :-)
from buppie :
here are some the diaries that I loooove: Butta777200 - a guy,m and he's funny as all get out BlackPearl1 - my west coast twin A-Divas-Life - I'm fairly new to reading her, but she's pretty funny I hope you enjoy them
from girl-aflame :
mmmm I love nerds, of both the Wonka and human variety.
from heidiann :
Really, anything sounds better when you add "foo'!" to it. "You're fired, foo'!" "I'm cheating on you, foo'!" "Due to the extensive damage caused by the hay baler, we're going to have to amputate your right arm...FOO'!" I think my new goals in life are to own You Got Served and to spread the foo'! joy.
from heidiann :
Oh god. I too find myself saying "You got served!" Only I mix it up and say, "You got served, SUCKA!" or "You got served, FOO'!" Have you seen the movie? Is it as gloriously horrible as I imagine!?
from hate-mail :
We are two girls...the pranksters of diaryland. We will fulfill your requests, just leave ur name, name of the person u hate and want to send hate-mail, and what they did to u! And we will keep who u are annonymous! Leave us a note, email one of us, chat w/ one of us on AIM, MSN, or leave us a note stating who you want to send the email (both of us can or if you don't care). We will also chat with the person on AIM or MSN is neeeded...thanx and...uh...yeah.
from wilberteets :
I clicked on your banner too, and I love the colorful new layout.
from klutzygirl :
I clicked on your rock! lobster! banner. Very cool. I laughed hysterical at your entries. Babe, you have a new fan. Your added to my fav's. Come check me out. Never know what ya might be missing!! LOL!! :)
from joeparadox :
WOMAN! That banner rules. I've already gotten 13 hits from it and it's not done running yet. Thank you!
from starlight42 :
oops!! forgot to sign out of my diary where I fool around with designs- that was ME below & this is my real diary!
from starlightemp :
That's so crazy about those boys sleding! Come on...what are people thinking?!
from hcatty :
I really appreciate that you take your time, and your answers are rational and articulate. You made your point, and you weren't crude about it. I don't mind debating opinions, it only gets me mad when people get angry and start swearing. No need for that. You've got an awesome diary, thanks for stopping by mine!
from joeparadox :
76! 76! You've got 76 readers! I need to go make some goddamn banners.
from mavie345 :
umm. your journal rocks. abortion pen? sounds scary. blah. keep up the good work adriana 3839075238457203984572038945720389475
from candoor :
some people just have entirely too much fun online... and I want to be one too :)
from mojo1915 :
I was reading your answers for a dream survey you took. I also had a dream that I was in love a few nights ago. It was quite neat.
from anniewaits18 :
Yo. Don't worry about it. She didn't hurt my feelings. I mean, how often do I get to be called a good-for-nothing California beauty queen? I always thought I was a good-for-nothing California beauty princess but it seems I have been upgraded. We chatted about this, it's quite all right.
from madamepierce :
Oh my god. I have totally experienced a thigh hole of that ilk before. Viva le thigh hole, baby.
from gumphood :
Well. I mostly didn't tell you for two reasons. The First is : through suffering comes knowledge. and the second is I didn't know.
from beatlesgyrl :
Hey there. Thanks for leaving me a note about the CD-burning club. Right now we're all filled up, but you'll be the first to know if someone drops out. Dig your site. Cheers!
from realminto :
thanks for the offer, that'll be great- you're right I never got round to doing a proper layout. Yeah send me some ideas.
from cutie1083 :
Happy Holidays!
from macfarlane :
I love that diary, I just sat there reading a few entries, really funny!
from bluenadia6 :
Dude, Sandy, was that you who alphabetized the archives to Opal Reviews? Thank you, thank you, THANK YOU! It makes everything look so much neater now. Mwah!
from gumphood :
I'm not the funny one...I'm sure it's someone else.....just tell me who...
from gumphood :
No but really...whats been going on with you lately lobster. You getting wild and wacky...or boring and slacky? You know what I macky? This is getting tacky. All I got lett is quacky.
from gumphood :
Sometimes...when we touch...the honesty too much, and I have... And what are you talking about I am not the funny one...hhahahhaha. Stop pointing out the obvious.
from xnavygrrl :
Sorry. I was reading your archives. You love "the Glenn" too! That's it. We are soul sisters, hot Mamma.
from xnavygrrl :
You are hilarious. I'm a new fan. :)
from arletterocks :
Honey, really, I'll be fine. I've scheduled a couple hours for tomorrow to be devoted to reviewing, so I should be able to clear my backlog, OK?
from brucegirl :
Cool banner - the last statistic-one (black with white font). What's the font you've used? I'm planning make myself a chirstmas-layout, and that font would be great. Write me a note if you want to share the font :-) Btw, I'm one of the 2% (318 entries) *hugs*
from ocean-review :
Hi! This is ocean-review. If you'd fancy a review, please come by!
from dyingisanart :
to learn the art of backstory see sussana kaysens "Asa, as I knew him"
from dyingisanart :
god i love your diary, i love it so much it makes me ill
from dulligirl :
I clicked on your banner about "what's keeping you up at night" since I'm an insomniac it suited me. Liked your reaction to your niece becoming a nun. I think I would have felt the same way! Nuns on the run!
from crayola123 :
hey no dont stop with the banners! it got my attention! ;)
from sweetpeach13 :
hey your diary kicks ass. i love the layout and not to mention you seem kewl too. btw, i linked you on my site. byes!
from eriu999-rua :
Hi. I'm new to this, but I like Queen too, saw them play once, they rocked. And Fannie Flagg. Good film, Fried Green Tomatoes. Cheerio
from arletterocks :
Lookit me! Lookit me! I'm a banner whore! And it feels goooooooood.
from anniewaits18 :
I can do at LEAST one review a week. maybe even two! sign me up baby. (as a reviewer)
from arletterocks :
Actually, if anyone were gonna steal that banner, I'd be OK with it if it were you. But the sad thing is how few people actually get it. =P
from everoboto :
Hi there! I found you through one of your banners. I look forward to checking out your older entries. \m/
from funda :
Are you still depressed (on your contact page)? Hope not. My roommate raises and sells lobsters. Our former landlord lives in St. Louis and is named Louis. Brazilians are not popular at Disneyworld. We have weather here.
from vanoonoo :
hi :)
from mnvnjnsn :
Heeyyyyyy, thanks for the faves link! I'm honored to have a diaryland star read my site. I'll be sure to make more Pinchy references just for you.
from arletterocks :
Argh.
from arletterocks :
....that last message being from me, of course. I am superdork, apaprently.
from opalreviews :
My darling lobster: I busted out the CSS and HTML and the insomnia and came up with a proposal for an opalreviews template. E-mail me? I'll show it to ya. It's awful purty.
from fluidlife :
I have actually thought about finding a different therapist to go to alone. While we certainly need to work as a couple, I still have things that I want to talk about that concern just me. Thanks for your input on the issue.
from guderian :
Aloha lobsterchick, I am a close friend of Bushidogirl, we both have listed you as a favorite. she deleted you as a favorite and then relisted you, but it still look like it did not work properly. My listing of you did show up however. We honestly don't know why this is or what the problem is, some kind of glich? Ciao Bambina, Guderian
from bushidogirl :
I'm not sure why that is I am going to delete your diary and then re-add your diary again as one of my favorites which it is. I hope this works let me know either way. Happy Birthday! Hiyah! Tootles Shannon
from cutie1083 :
Happy Birthday!
from bushidogirl :
Way cool diary! I'm adding you to my Favorites. Why you ask, Because "my friends need to be punished". Cool Layout and an excellent read! Mihalo, Shannon
from sleepyzoe :
BASTARDS! *shakes fist* It's a conspiracy!
from sleepyzoe :
Did you add them to your diary template? You have to add an HTML snippet to your template to get your comments to show up correctly, they won't do it automatically. :)
from weymouth66 :
'The Cooter', Steve Miller Band; 'Cooter Submarine', The Beatles; 'Cooter of '69', Bryan Adams; 'The Cooter Sleeps Tonight', The Tokens.
from dietpeppers :
hey hey hey.. I got a good song.. Smells like Cooter Spirit? Or Smells like teen Cooter.. nirvana.. lol
from thefeistyleo :
Oh God I LOVE your retro layout!
from weymouth66 :
Loving your work!!
from loriebug :
two words: free clinic. love it. live it.
from loriebug :
you might have strep throat or another bacterial infection. if you've been feeling sick, and you get some vicious breath, it's often a sign of infection. just a thought.
from gumphood :
it takes some time, but andrew will pull through. He's only one man. Mun...Muntologer. Lippy lap.
from gumphood :
I have insomnia. Even more when I am excited. hehehe...oh god so tired. I am not paying for questbooks.
from arletterocks :
I feel you on the insomnia: http://arletterocks.diaryland.com/030929_44.html is what I got when I wandered around taking pictures for a couple hours. Yay. I'm just so productive. Dig the shameless self-promotion I just dropped!
from katehackett :
Psh. As if the question needed asking. With free crappy musicals, you get to RIDICULE and MAKE FUN! You're so spoilt.
from katehackett :
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, shaddup. You get free musicals.
from enchantrev :
Like getting reviewed? Come get reviewed at Enchanting Reviews
from joeparadox :
Holy crap. I go away for the weekend and come back to the funniest shit ever. This is your personal best, yo. How sad is it that I went away for the weekend, and it's Friday, and I'm just catching up on my fave blogs TODAY? Pretty f'n sad.
from gumphood :
I give that a 8 on the funny scale and a 10 for the too much time on your hands scale. I liked it.
from loriebug :
H.R. Pufnstuf! You have WAY too much time on your hands. And I'm kind of glad, because I'm still laughing.
from fluidlife :
Thanks for adding me as a favorite. I came over to check you out and was quite entertained. I'll be adding you as well.
from anniewaits18 :
now which guy is this? I can't keep track of all of your men.
from olive-hue :
hey, thanks for the heads-up on FOW. you know, i had an experience like that once...the boy thing, that is. i went out with this one guy (a local musician, imagine that!), and we had a great time--like, GREAT time--lots of laughing and flirting and whatnot, and then the SOB never talked to me again. didn't return my emails or phone calls. i still see him around town sometimes, and he has the nerve to smile and wave at me without saying anything. ugh. sometimes, when i'm bored, i make up screen names and fuck with him online. maybe that's creepy, i don't care. sorry, rambling.
from amiebea :
Oh my god! What a crabby chick you work with. I don't know what she was expecting. Who can tell about people. Re: the comment you left at my diary...I left that lame disclaimer because it's come to my attention that some of my husband's family have found my diary and have reported back to him that I talk about our *gasp* sex life and even go so far as to how often we do it! Yeah, the most graphic I usually get is to say we had husband and wife time. Whatever! So I put that in there for them so they either wouldn't read it or would and not freak out about it. Hello! No one's forcing you to read it!
from gumphood :
No no. Its just so hard to deal with co-workers the first time. You can't pick the people you work with really. It's like family, except worse. I don't think there is any blame to be had, just that the two of you were talking at diffrent levels. Those types of things make my teeth grind. Trainwreak conversations. No one's fault, just two people who weren't talking to each other in any real sense.
from gumphood :
HEy. That was an awful conversation. I mean it. That was just awful. The Steak House. That was pretty bad event. Man. I couldn't imagine that going so bad. I am still getting the chills over here.
from anniewaits18 :
I used to never be a big tipper until I worked at a tipping job. I think the biggest tippers are people who had to work at a shit job for tips...so there's a great sense of community there (I think)...unless I get really shitty service, then screw you and your tip. There's a tip. I'm tired.
from gumphood :
You deposite those tips. That's the ticket.
from gumphood :
D is not the correct answer. You are to be fined two lobsters. 1.5 lbs and 2.2 lbs male female repsectivly. Thank you.
from bluenadia6 :
Forget about the job. You didn't need them anyway, right?
from gumphood :
Hey. Sorry to hear that. Good luck and wait tables. Thats a valid job
from katehackett :
BUAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH!....I love you.
from gumphood :
admittaly...I have watched those too. Jessica kinda drives me bezerk. Nik is pretty cool. I like him. I respect his awful music. Jessica is obnoxiously attractive though. That's what she has. Also, I wish she was a bit more enthousastic. And could spell. I hate people who can't spell.
from gumphood :
I LIKE YOU TOO
from gumphood :
agreed. I think the outcast song is good. I hope you like that job, I hope it will be puppy pie.
from brucegirl :
Your statistic-banner deserved a click. Congratulations with your entry no. 200 *high-five*
from anniewaits18 :
dude, my last note had too many dudes. I apologize for inundating you with 'dudes'. Well, I, for one, have a BFA and I am nowhere working in my field but (dude) at least it pays the bills. argh. take the job and find another incognito.
from gumphood :
I THINK THAT YOU SHOULD WORK IN MY HUMAN PROCESSING PLANT. THE PAY IS GOOD, YOU GET YOUR LIFE, PLUS A NICE PENSION PLAN. THAT'S RIGHT I WON'T KILL YOU. ALSO THE THEATRE IS CLASSIER. GOOD LUCK A JOB IS BETTER THAN NO JOB.
from anniewaits18 :
Dude, what a waste of really good cigarettes. You should NEVER start with 100s dude, that shit will kill you! (But I"ll take 'em...dude, I"m so bad but it feels so good. If I'm wrong I don't wanna be right)
from gumphood :
BEWARE YOUR DREAMS. NO ONE UNDERSTAND THE ROBOT GAG. HA HA HA BEEP.
from htmlclinic :
And again. http://htmlclinic.diaryland.com/chgiscroll.html
from st0rytime :
I got a mention in Lobsterchick's diary!! woohoo!!
from gumphood :
I AM MECHA-GUMP. I AM A MEGA-PEEP. WORD.
from gumphood :
Giving up sex eh? I had a friend who did that... I won't finish the story however.
from scrapmettle :
I have a hard time finding random diaries that I actually enjoy reading, but yours hit the mark. Just thought I'd share.
from dyingisanart :
you are hilarious and sound oddly like my best friend cue theme music from the twilight zone
from phyntosia :
Cut Deadsoon a little slack, honey. He has two phrases you hate but he has no issues with; you have two phrases he hates but you have no problems with. People are sensitive about different things... just let it go, don't use those phrases around him, it's no big deal :)
from joeparadox :
Those f'n Cosmo bitches could never do mental math the way you do. It's good to be superior.
from anniewaits18 :
YOU BITCH! I am SO NOT HOT! I can't believe you wrote this entry while we were talking (i'm being facetious so don't worry, I don't hate you. heh heh heh) But anyway, I go to the movies alone because I don't want to be bothered to go on other peoples plans and such, I just want to watch a damn movie (being a film girl and all). Oh, and yeah, I used to read Cosmo and I tried all that shit. It doesn't work...but it makes for great standup material. (Seriously, I've used it for material..but I was sitting down when I performed it) oh lovely, remember whose living vicariously through YOU. Apparently, it's not you living through me. But once again, good work. (P.S. you don't have to delete this note, I want everyone to know I go to the movies out of convenience not hotness (Or, in my case lack thereof).) I don't care about boys anymore. They suck.
from meeyapede :
So I came for the "Very Special Lobsterchick" entry (haha) but got a Ritter-n-Cash-tragic-love entry as a bonus. Lucky me! I think the name "Patriot Day" is some SICK bull-shiznit. The whole heart of the tragedy is in the victims' *innocence* and lack of special purpose. Similarily (and I'll probably address this in my diary at some point) I loathe the term "World Trade Center" since it focuses on internat'lism and fucking economics, instead of *The Twin Towers* which is WHAT WE CALLED THEM. No fucking NYer EVER called it the WTC. Gag! The final insult will be Bush raping our tragedy at the GOP convention-- and, no matter what, I'm going home to *protest* that shit. Goddamnit, see what you did? You got me all riled, lc! Arrr!
from cookie-bitch :
Love the banner : )
from leonmcphelps :
Nice Diary. I like the vote option. Good job, very good job.
from gumphood :
Were I ritter...I would be pissed. at least a day apart for that biography tribute. I mean Cash is going to get the nod, cause they have had is ready for like 10 years
from loveandlust :
that's scary that you only had diet coke and that you were drunk, I wonder if someone slipped something into your drink..hmmm..thats the only possibility I can come up with. I've been drugged twice and you wake up feeling like hell. Hope your okay :)
from gumphood :
Perhaps Deadsoon slipped you a roofie. HAHAHAHA. HA...Diet Coke. Just 1 calorie. and 13 shots of tequilla. What?
from gumphood :
That was very funny. Sex is too strange an event to properly discuss however. Its very alien.
from htmlclinic :
Hi (again), hope this helps (again)! http://htmlclinic.diaryland.com/imagemap.html
from anniewaits18 :
HAHAHAHAHAHA..sigh. I loved that sex entry. Good work. I sort of wished it happened to me so I could've told that story. Damn. But, I am totally going to use that in a movie one day. hehehehe. Did I just say I loved that story?
from l00sersonly :
hey! wow i love your sn.. lol sorry i have never read your diary, but your sn is toally kewl, and i just wanted to say that.. so yeah, well bye
from gumphood :
dude. you are all over the place lately. I will cut to the chase and end it here and now
from scanzilla :
What is best in life? To crush your enemies, see dem driven before you, and to hear da lamentation of da women!
from gumphood :
hehehe. What I am saying to you is that everyone has bad photos, or photos where something looks wrong. That's all. No comment on that particular photo.
from gumphood :
My college yearbook photo has my hair all wrong and makes me look like I have a huge chip in my front tooth. Its pretty awful.
from meeyapede :
If there is a God, she'll bless you for your hatred of that sad excuse for a man. Rock on sister. Plus, your site is gorgeous, lobsters or not.
from joeparadox :
Good hair, dude. F'n good hair.
from anniewaits18 :
Dude. What happened to the "Buy me the super mad ass epitonme of all elements gold gold so gold I'm sold membership" at the bottom of your page? Blah. I'm sort of sick of Diaryland too. That's probably because I'm pretty boring.
from gumphood :
GIVE ME PLAYLIST. WAAAAAAAAH
from gumphood :
haha. I see why things went well on ebay...just kidding. For real though, 1989 wasn't a year I would like to remember. Please for gods sake tell me Bel Vid Devo isn't on there. (or color me badd)
from gumphood :
what is the song list.
from htmlclinic :
Hope this helps! http://htmlclinic.diaryland.com/bgimg.html
from gumphood :
you should nervously laugh now and back away...and take down all pictures of yourself...hahahahahahh gulp...j/k. No need to worry. I will make you laugh.
from gumphood :
poor people and their queen and kings of pudge. I feel bad they cut off their heads and place their bodies on diffrent objects...but it gave me an idea.
from gumphood :
dude that entry was total bullshit. I do everything on that list. I just thought it would be funny to write an entry about what not to write about while in fact it was doing what it wasn't suppose to. Then I wasn't gonna leave any notes. But I like you too much.
from gumphood :
i left a note. are you being sassy. I hope so? I mega broke.
from gumphood :
I will stop reading deadsoon, cause I want a boyfriend too. Of course, he will never know since I have never read him.
from joeparadox :
Trim it Up, Ladies is still my favorite entry. I just had to reread it for the umpteenth time.
from spritopias :
I can't believe I just got beat up by a girl. Oy vey. :-(
from spritopias :
Bring it on!
from spritopias :
office supplies turn me on too, but making fun of my girlf friend, Mother Theresa fires me up. You and I are going to fight. After school, it's on.
from joeparadox :
I am addicted to post-its and other office supplies. Gel pens turn me on. Seriously.
from gumphood :
I go no leads. Tough buisness I imagine. hehehe
from stumblebee :
You crack me up. I love your diary!
from gumphood :
Fuck dude. I should have picked long december. I have a great story about that. Thanks you for the link links
from gumphood :
Dude I totally want to know. Brig your ladies
from anniewaits18 :
MAAAAAN! I wanted to steal Gump's idea (which I think was actualy somebody's idea first) but I wanted to do the songs too! GREEEAT. Actually, I will do it later. But I wanted to warn you of my mimicry
from joeparadox :
OMG dude, I cannot keep up with all this. I've been leaving AIM on and forgetting about it. I scaled down my buddy list, and have I mentioned I HATE HAVING TO WORK? I needs me a sugar daddy. I knew this would happen when I went back to work. Online life is so much more fun. Still miss you.
from compendious :
Greetings. Thanks for requesting a review from Compendious. We can't add you to the pending list yet, though. Give the rules a re-read then request again. Thanks.
from anniewaits18 :
Dude. Good job. You've made me proud and expect me to loiter here often.
from anniewaits18 :
Gah! I saw the contact but I thought it meant via email and I thought it would be lame to leave a note about your diary via email which is why I gave you the pseudo-lecture
from anniewaits18 :
A couple of things (this is probably going to be a long note so be prepared) 1. Why is your profile not on your diary? I wanted to leave a note a time or three but I couldn't find the profile thingy so I have to close my window and go back on my buddy list and click on profile. Yes, I am a lazy ass but also a proprieter of convenience (I have no idea what a proprieter means) 2. I see vis a vis your aol im name that you are also a 1978 baby.. is it in October? (I think I recall reading that somewhere) I am only curious because I am always looking for people who have the same birthday as I do for..fucks sake I guess 3. I LOVE LOVE LOVE how you referenced SBTB and the characters and their fatal flaws. I, too, have a love/hate relationship with SBTB. Actually I used to do a one act play of Jessie taking too many caffeine pills (I played all the characters) and used to perform that show (or RENT) for my roommates. I eventually did a cheesy parody of it in film school but when you were talking about it, it gave me sweet sweet cavity filled memories. Thank you Sandy. I am full of hope again.
from gumphood :
I recall asking. I also recall a maybe from you. Plus I need to pump you for more information, nonetheless, you may very well be included.
from gumphood :
Yo you stick with this class and thats an order. Now I just need authority. HAHA
from anniewaits18 :
Dude. Is that your picture? You totally (I totally sound sooo Californian right now) look like this girl I know...but I don't know who..hm... but, I'm surprised that ANYONE read the religion thing but I just got a phone call about it and we talked three hours about it. Go figure. Yee-ha! Thanks for the "shout out". heh heh heh <---I actually don't laugh like that but, oh well, it's the thought that counts.
from jme-reviews :
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from gumphood :
valid
from glassshell :
i feel so violated, so naked...goto opages.org if you dont understand thats my retro page..obviously we have a simiar image source... we will see who the master of retro really is! **EVIL LAUGH** but really it's cool
from arletterocks :
Dude, did you notice how often we call each other "dude?" And neither of us actually is a dude. *thoughtful look* Duuuuuuuuude.
from arletterocks :
YO! Dunno if when you read my incoherent guestbook entry (thank you, lunacy triggered by rampant alcoholism and insomnia), but I'd like to be a reviewer.
from gumphood :
man. Those questions are like magic sometimes
from gumphood :
Nice fix. The two things I will say is-->if you go off on it, he won't care, he loves LOVES to argue, but he is really good at it so watch out. However it could turn into a fantastic discussion. Hmmmm.... your call. I like the kid a lot, he is just really smart and sharp tounged.
from gumphood :
nice answers. Figure skating would have been okay. I would have skateboarded ... I bought one but the wheels were loose. I though I could be from Back to the Future. As for the quote its from http://kerbang.diaryland.com if you want to read the whole thing in context. Also small error between questions 2 and three
from gumphood :
Dude, you questions are up. Hope you like these more. They are about ideas more than you.
from joeparadox :
Dude, I skipped kindergarten too. They sent my ass right to first grade. I also got the paddle from Sister Whatever Her Face for walking home for lunch without permission. Now I have a diary entry idea. Thanks.
from arletterocks :
Done. I posted the twin thing. Now I have a whole three entries... Stylin'.
from arletterocks :
Think the twin story merits its own Diaryland entry? I always thought of it as a goofy curio I could dust off for parties. Hmm.
from gumphood :
My adopted friend has a twin no one picked up.
from gumphood :
thank you for keeping me on the favorite list :)
from joeparadox :
Dude, you are the best aunt. I hate working again. HATE IT. I have spent all my time online doing stuff for WORK. NOT THE FUN STUFF. UGH. I MISS THE SHIT OUT OF YOU. Is it summer vacation yet?
from gumphood :
I love the 70's I love. YOu know what I am trying to say. its so good. I want to die it so fucking good. YEAH!
from gumphood :
you run a banner while you are gone. You poor poor thing. You must be slobbering right now.
from gumphood :
good luck. I am really hoping that this goes well for you. I miss you already. I will talk to you later gator. Do it up
from creepatron :
My senior year in high school I directed 'Arsenic' starring students. Biggest mistake ever. I wanted to punch them all in the face after three months of rehearsals: no one got in the 40s people spoke differently than nowadays. I can't imagine it with 8th graders. Our 8th grade play was this disaster 'Finegan's Rainbow.' I politely abstained from auditioning for that trainwreck.
from foxgirl0925 :
I'm linking you, you silly thing.
from dietpeppers :
haha. hey dude, dont worry about the banner... I dont' freak out over stuff like that. Anywho, keep up the um... stuff....?
from joeparadox :
Oh my GOD, Wet and Wild Lip Gloss. Mine was Bonne Bell, but the whole thing rings true. And, yeah, dude, moving chloroplasts are exciting. Now I gotta write a thing about an internship I had in high school.
from joeparadox :
Mama's Family, huh? Do you have a fever? I'm worried about you.
from chedderfish :
http://housecall.trendmicro.com/housecall/start_corp.asp this should de-worm you!
from joeparadox :
Thank GOD your mom is okay. Damn, girl, you had me freaking out. I'm glad everything is fine, for her and for you.
from gumphood :
Note to self: Use swell in everyday speech more and more....(yes!!! *fist pump*)
from gumphood :
Dude. You gave up on me? I make your eyes bleed? Oh my. I think I need to dip lobster in sum butta
from joeparadox :
Oh my GOD, the elusive firing has finally graced the page. Dude, you rock. Look at you all honest and shit. Best part is the unemployment guy laughing. Why don't you go see if they're hiring?
from gumphood :
oh man. I am so sorry. That story is tough. I was kinda fired once. I will tell that sometime
from katehackett :
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUGH. You LEFT ME HANGING.
from gumphood :
I make your eyes bleed? I'm sorry.
from wilberteets :
Sandy, I did your astro reading and it's on my site. hehe. I hope I nailed you. Especially since you and I have a whole lot of astrological placements alike. ~Teets
from gumphood :
those entries suck souls. They are wicked tough. eeeep. Dinguspie will like you. Go check him out. One reader at a time is what I say.
from gumphood :
brillence is in the cooking. What that means is I love that entry. Crackers.
from gumphood :
That entry made me want to go tothe circus. just kidding. I have hippo head. I have clothespin teeth.
from katehackett :
Five questions? I'll answer 'em. :O)
from gumphood :
dude. that was creepy. Hurrah for 5 questions.
from goodsandwich :
I'll answer five questions if you wanna ask 'em.
from joeparadox :
Wow, Lob, you really scaled down those faves. You cleaned f'n house. Glad to see I'm still on there, dude, or I woulda whooped your ass but good.
from gumphood :
O NO!!! I don't think you liked the questions >_< I am sorry. The first was standard, and the second one (which you thought was below the belt) wasn't meant to slander you. It was a moment for you talk about you in that way. I didn't mean to make you not like it. I didn't know anything about the topic. I am sorry!!! Also I am sorry about that last selfish question if you didn't like it. I am sorry Sandy. I wish I could do it better.
from katehackett :
OoooooooOOOOOOOO! DO MEEEE
from katehackett :
yo! Trasker is definately one of dland's best kept secrets. Yum.
from candora :
applauding gleefully.
from joeparadox :
Oh yeah. Font change. Nice. Dude I hate my layout. I really do. I'm never f'n satisfied. Any suggestions?
from joeparadox :
Dude, why you daunted, huh?
from gumphood :
You are right. I changed you comment. HAHAHAHAHAHA. I want your soul.
from gumphood :
I naired my legs once. Big mistake.
from gumphood :
I liked the new design alot. I fit you with yellow. Isn't that strange. The things are a little big, but that cause I have the smallest monitor ever.
from katehackett :
I rawk.
from fleur-review :
your review is complete!
from bleakreviews :
come be one of the first to get judged by me...get reviewed...come on you know you want to...
from kaybiff :
...i wanted to be cool... *cry cry* so i clicked the banner... and i love you. *laugh* god... i sound incredibly lame... and that is because i am incredibly lame. i give what i promise.... but i didn't promise anything... i'm getting ahead of myself. i'm sorry... i should... uhh... go now... bye!
from joeparadox :
NO DON'T LEAVE ME. Oh, wait, I am going to see CLAY. I don't need your stinking company. HAVE A GREAT TRIP.
from gumphood :
Flying is awesome. Bring gum for the takeoff. Trust me.
from angelivre :
How am I the only one with balls enough to vote in your poll?! :D
from joeparadox :
I just realized that my last note was the perfect example of my extreme losership.
from joeparadox :
First of all, ABBA Gold is the greatest. And OH MY GOD are you really gonna change it????? I want the old pic to be the basis for the new template. I so do. Save your html just in case, good idea. I can't wait for the new.
from gumphood :
Everyone stole it from you!!! Where's the love!!!
from banefulvenus :
thanks so much for the note. I hope you don't mind that I checked out your site. Your site rocks! Your layout is amazing!
from gumphood :
gumphood@diaryland.com
from gumphood :
Hi there. Hi. I want a banner. I have no skills. Kill me. I tried last night. I failed. Damn you Bruce Banner.
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Your diary rating is ready for pick-up. If you want any changes made please let me know. The url is: http://diary-rating.diaryland.com/custom.html
from bonkersquipy :
welcome to the amy sedaris diaryring...and thanks for joining...
from gumphood :
I like list entries
from joeparadox :
How do you whip this shit off in like five seconds? Dude.
from ataraxy :
yay! Thank you so much for the note...I just submitted the banner yesterday, so that's cool that I'm already getting feedback.
from golfwidow :
Thanks for dropping in ...
from gumphood :
she did join the ring ....
from mnvnjnsn :
Thanks for the note. If you like games, I highly recommend FLUXX. It can get really vicious, and it sounds to me like it would be right up your family's alley.
from byakko :
What now? well, I keep reading your diary, and mentioning you in mine every chance I get - with a link, of course - so that all may know the wonderfulness that is LOBSTERCHICK! *smile*
from joeparadox :
Holy crap, dude. I am using all self control NOT to drive to your house and pull out the games. I NEED that Encore game. NEED it.
from goodsandwich :
Hey, why not be a translator? I did that for a while; the pay is good, and you can usually call your own shots about schedule and "specialty" (that is, "I like translating plays, interviews with pop stars, and specs for cookie-factory machinery, but I don't give a crap about phone-company contracts or plans to expand an oil refinery."). It's fun, and it's especially easy if you're translating INTO your native tongue.
from joeparadox :
Oh my gosh, you and your friends PARAGRAPHED your notes in high school. Dude. Come on.
from gumphood :
2 things. Don't hate me, but I almost only update from work, and two If this is your thing then turn it into something profitable.
from joeparadox :
You will find your path. Once I'm not so broke anymore, I will upgrade you to Supergold so the path to respond to your damn entries is a little shorter for ME. Dude.
from gumphood :
thanks for your advice. The Future is today; worry about it tomarrow.
from angelivre :
I actually kinda like Untitled 9, towards the end. I used to write what I thought was decent poetry, too :).
from joeparadox :
Validation, yeah. I thought I was giving it to you. Am I not enough??? I'm hanging with Deadsoon from now on.
from katehackett :
Oh, I'm the saaaaame way. Stats mean so much to me...sigh.
from goodsandwich :
I'm having a good time reading, and I have to tell you that I'm all proud of myself for recently having figured out how to draw a picture of a lobster! I swear to god I have no idea why I needed to do so; the impulse just came over me and I could not be dissuaded.
from miapiglet :
Yeah...tell me about it. Yayyy..I added you to my favorites...I do have to do now, but we can talk again sometime soon...Nice talking to you!! :)
from miapiglet :
I live in Jefferson City..it sucks here. Im adding ur diary to my favorites..is that alright?
from miapiglet :
Hi..I live in the same state as you (unfortunately...I hate it here) and I dont live too far from you actually. Anyway, I was just reading your diary...pretty interesting stuff...Have a great day!
from gumphood :
I am liking the poems. Very much so. Also here is a quote you don't need to use Quote: If you are thinking about the future, you want something.
from gumphood :
I will delete if you want me to. ... I will now. Tell me all about it later
from gumphood :
Hey there Sandy. You rock. I am wicked sorry I was tired last night. I feel bad our first conversation went so bad. Thats it.
from joeparadox :
Oh, I am glad I checked your last five and read that note. The colors make the whole thing. And the commentary. High school notes, heh heh.
from joeparadox :
Apparently people don't enjoy the banner making and the laughter associated with it as much as we. Thus confirming my theory that I am Queen of the Losers. You are officially the Princess.
from katehackett :
Wow .. *huggle!* I feel so lucky to have both my parents. Thanks for makin me feel like jerk! *punch* :OP
from apocalizardn :
Everything you said embodies the exact feeling I had when my dad died (I was sixteen), although, I never got to say goodbye, it was sudden. You entry brought me to tears (even though you warned me). It's good to reflect, thank you.
from lauraleigh :
i feel for you all the way. my dad died when i was 12 after spending weeks in the hospital. similar story... sucks, doesn't it?
from gumphood :
I don't know what to do with the Ceaser. I will come up with some quotes if thats what you want. .... how about "all ideas are true". I Can do better.
from gumphood :
very nice
from gumphood :
let me say this. I liked your song, and I am sorry your template when haywire. You need to mention a dog dying or going away or something. That is all.
from katehackett :
That's hysterical! You tell the best stories, you really do. I'm so glad I added you.
from gumphood :
I love the fact that you are reading my back logs.

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