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ha!
yew don't rite in here any more!!!
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oh shit. i was gonna ad an entry to yore diary but someone changed the gd pw. so i put it in mine. yore welcome to reed it. hope yew enjoy! eye think a community diary wood bee much more funn! i guess itz kinda the same except yew'd have to guess hooz hoo.
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Eye'll try tew think of something at lunchtime ta rite in my diary... no email from ed yet.
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27 is an okay age. I preferred 26, though. But that's just me. I'm kinda looking forward to 28.
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whoa yeah i wanna write for tv!
awesome! yeah. we should both meat with this guy. we can put together a portfolio uv stuff. like i've got a bunch of rahrahrah updates. and tons of dialogue. letz talk about it on sat. i'm psyched tew meat yore frendz
did you give him yr #? yes we've exchanged #'s did you tell him yr a not a girl? yes i will post the whole dialogue as it unfolded on d-land at some point today
nerve as a networking tool, hahaha
yeah.
oh and are we makin a baby?!! we could discontinue the fukkin as soon as yew got pregnant... RArrrr!!!
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y;how about the dirty blonde album? yes. great~!
i just like the word dirty really.
i know, yew can't stop thinkin about sexx.
or... 'don't make fun of me' i like that too. i sent both to the other vitamen. i'm glad it makes yew laff. it's better that way.
i've been laffin at my desk all morn. effin around.
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yeah i love the sake boxes! snack is one of my fav words tew. wut extra pants incase she laffes tew hard. or incase my johnson gets too excited and pokes thru her pants tearing the fabric, etc.
i made a chick profile, signed up thru salon cuz i can't do nerve at werk.
i had just created it and went back in to add my answers, and meanwhile two dudes inst. gratified me! i guess cuz the picturez so HOT! woah it's never been that way. i should just get tits and a box on me!!! i wanna perfect it then i'll give yew my stage name... if yew say "p.p." oh thanks for remembering the p.p. when you wrote to doodle. i wuz overjoyed!
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hey, do you wanna meet me at grand cench a little later? or do yew haveta deal with the apt. etc.?
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thanks fr the note i started writing yew a note but then was like this is tew long to be a note, i don't want overwhelm her, so i pasted the note into my latest enrty instead and then further elaborated... these are genuine ecks oh'z, really.... x0x0x0
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i bet they meant 'natural waist' for 24, but they were serious about the 38D, okay?
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wut i meant to ask HOW is this sat. nite (rollerskatin) for yew but my typo probly made it confusing. it said "show" instead of "how"
i haven't been in like over a month or sum'm bye.
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oh, about dinner, cool. that was more in reference to yr entry saying that peeple hate to treck out tew yr place. but i'm probably not that far. eye'm really psyched to get a bicycle. yew have one? i **luv** the cartoons yew posted and they made me chuckle!!!
man, i wrote a note to soozie and pasted it into diaryland. i wuz trying not to sound mean, i'm just annoyed and feel disrespected. i'll explain sumtime.
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hey, i'll come over sum nite and cook dinner fr yew and yore roommate so yew don't have to eat junk phood. i'm gonna get a bike soon so that'd make it eezzee. do yew have a sooper markit neerbye?
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oh man that wuz quik. yeah. i chuckled when i read about the laughter making me angry (chuckling is aloud and doesn't make my pants wet [ususally]). but it wuzn't as funny as "it sux, if i were bleeding to death on the sidewalk i'd still be like blahblahblahblah i can't believe there's so much blood & lookit all the gum, tell my mom i'm really glad she made me take piano" i'm sorry to make you read it again, but you only have to reread it this once. i made myself read it like 35 times cause it made me laugh so hard.
just makes me think, (you don't have to answer this) "why can't more peeple be so funny, brilliant, and nice all rolled into one" thanks fr reading my diary and the note. bye
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you said:
i hate going to the post office & bank!
me too. ugh...
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this is the last question for today.
what the *hE11* do yew dew with the old entries?!? like, i don't want to miss out! what the fukk!
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yess, ihavenoballs, did yew like it? hate it? greg told me to sit on the couch and make a dubble chin by smushing my chin against my chest. fer sum reesin i happin to look 350 lbs. (what is lbs. short for?)
the reviews are cummin in.
"I've just been reading your 'ihavenoballs' nerve ad and laughing all day" -greg whitescarver, brooklyn, ny
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I wanna write a Children's book about a Space Alien that comes down to Earth and meets a Tibetan Voodoo Monkey and a fish and they go to Mr. GummyMouth's Candy Stores looking for love. And tacos.
And I want you to draw it.
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i meant more topics, discussion later, NOT more unhappy/freaked out. (see previous note)
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i'm sorry to hear about marnie's passing. do you have your own cat too?
thnxx fer bee-inn my frend tew! i wish you didn't have to get unhappy or, like, too freaked out some of the time. more later...
i used to be more that way, so there's hope... i'm prayin fr ya. really.
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who's marnie? are you ok?
we had a good time dining/dessert/coffee with you on friday.
thanks fer the pills. we combined them with whiskey and the combination impared our motor funtions. that was a desired effect.
did you hammer things?
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yes, tonite, dinner, 917-568-0502...
hey check it out.
it's my roommate:
http://www.xanthus.net/crazylegs/IMG_0027.JPG
http://www.xanthus.net/crazylegs/IMG_0031.JPG
http://www.xanthus.net/crazylegs/MVI_7308.AVI
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i'm still smiling/giggling/shood be werkin... and then also crouching/holding my johnson, so nuthin trickles out! ha!
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pimp. ha!
i just realized may be the vitamen kood employ yew to make t-shirts/logo for our band!! ??
we'll tawk bizzness tomorrow at din-din. any ideas fer restaurant? i know sum places in various locations. guess we'll see what flavor's in style tamarow. ~d
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How did the shirts go? Holy shit, you sounded frantic on the phone yesterday. I'm meeting my best frend jenne tewnite. i think she's felling better!
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what about gigglebot, snugglebot, sleepybug. Snowbot, dumbot? I like the bot.
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my first message to yr diary. can yew believe i held out this long?!
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Hi my name is Rumpatumpkin
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You're allowed to wear jewelry at kungfu class? I might join your school then. I was never allowed to wear anything other than my uniform and a wedding ring (which I don't have).
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I have an idea for hateball. I'd like to start a diaryland entry and send it only to former boyfriends/lovers and tell them which of their qualities constitutes them as losers and not as winners. Sort of like the laundry mat thing where I fold stranger's clothes and then put an assessment of their fashion on top of their clothes. I hate myself for thinking about doing these things.
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keep updating yr diary a million times a day! you'll feel better! everything will make 20/20 sense in a year!
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Sleep is overrated.
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you sunuvabitch I I I I I I read your diary! and dont say i sound like angels in america! name an animal after me! name them ALL after me! your life is cool!
hey i got the new issue of esquire today, andi see no forest love, but i gave up looking because it made me tired. where on the masthead is it?
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you're so retarded! I'm gonna stop calling myself retarded, and start calling other people retarded!
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No Cheerleaders don't get to beat people up, but I sure would if i could, with m pom pons! ready set? lets fight! and i could kick them all w/ my kick ass cartwheels haha :-D
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8. why is it easier to have a pretend boyfriend than to actually go out with someone?
Well I can answer that, Boys are messy and want to cuddle and be around you and haha, i'm playing, I hope everything works out for you!
kung Fu is that fun?
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<3 Hi there! I'm taking part in Random Guestbook Signing Week (http://jenne1017.diaryland.com/020519_54.html)! I hope you have a fantastic week! See you around D*land! @-->-->--
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everybody likes friction
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