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from aryssa90 :
do write anymore?
from idiomatic :
how DARE you keep this from me all this time! damn you. damn you to hell. ok, you win. now what happened with the job, pray tell?
from lyreta :
That diary is a work of art. I have never seen anybody try so hard to look so dumb - and make people believe them too. Bravo.
from redbarroness :
Happy 4th of July!
from redbarroness :
If I lost 30 pounds I'd be dead. That's the way the cookie crumbles, kid. Anyway, you don't have to read my diary if you don't like it. Nothing is forcing you to do it at all, unless you have more sadonic urges to leave nasty notes for me. I think I'm going to lay down and cry...boo hoo! Yeah right. Not my problem, anyway. Later Days. Oh, and I forgot to mention...your mother was attacked by foxes and you went and watched TV?! Hello? Why didn't you just call animal control? Duh.
from redbarroness :
I have never seen someone use 'baby' so often in such a short message. And I really think that I need to clarify something to you. I know there is the 'judge not,' thing, but there is a line there. You see, Jesus is talking to Christains here, referring to how they act around non-christians. You shouldn't judge them, hold them to your standards, becuase they don't have that moral code to uphold. Then there is Christains talking to other Christians. this is where the diviation is. When I left you that note, I was leaving it in the hopes that you might take my words to heart. Christians need to hold each other accountable to their actions. Thus, when one Christian sees another really messing up, it is in brotherly/sisterly love that they say something to them. Anyway, that was why I left you that note. I also have to say that the rest of your note made me laugh. Really. It was funny. You sound an aweful lot like the kind of person that tears other people down to build themselves up. You obviously know nothing about me, the way I act, the way I look or the way I live my life. I don't obsess over the percentage of body fat that my fiance has either. I am sorry that you think you need to remind people so often of this. In the meantime, I will be out living my life, enjoying my friends and laughing just because I feel like it. All the best!
from redbarroness :
Look dear, I have a bit of a problem with the way to proclaim your 'rightousness'. You see, it's Christians like you that give all the rest of us a bad name. I was hurt to read some of the things you have written, in you diary and to other people. Your attitude toward other people is venemous, and your logic is screwed up big time. Jesus didn't slam people, baby. He loved them. It's Christians like you that give the rest of us a bad name. You are so hypocritical; and I am so sad to have to write this. No matter how much you speak God, no-one is going to believe you until you live it. Non-Christians that see how you live/talk (or what I've gathered from reading you) could very easily be turned off by what you say. Who would want to be part of a religion that hosts people like that? I'm sorry if this hurts, baby. But please, re-examine your life.
from redbarroness :
Look dear, I have a bit of a problem with the way to proclaim your 'rightousness'. You see, it's Christians like you that give all the rest of us a bad name. I was hurt to read some of the things you have written, in you diary and to other people. Your attitude toward other people is venemous, and your logic is screwed up big time. Jesus didn't slam people, baby. He loved them. It's Christians like you that give the rest of us a bad name. You are so hypocritical; and I am so sad to have to write this. No matter how much you speak God, no-one is going to believe you until you live it. Non-Christians that see how you live/talk (or what I've gathered from reading you) could very easily be turned off by what you say. Who would want to be part of a religion that hosts people like that? I'm sorry if this hurts, baby. But please, re-examine your life.
from choke-me :
you must have TONS of time on your hands to make up all these fake diaries (or maybe your friends are in on this too). buts its cool you dont have a life; more entertainment for me. haha. you are a wackjob seriously. i couldnt have even come up with somthing as sick as letting ur mom almost die to protect a stupid dress haha. nice job. i applaud you. i only wish i had as big of an imagination as you have. lol keep up the great hilarious work.
from weeme :
But Billy's totally right about the glade plugins. They cover a multitude of sins.
from z0tl :
yes. any person or plastic thinghie that cannot spell worht a dam is realy real. z rest are mere clones of the plasticky things, but once cloned they are real again, so your question was the answer itself only in a shorter, more creative way.which i don't possess, the creativity :}
from weeme :
o Princess... I used to have a baby. and it was carried off by ants so you're right to be concerned about the roaches.
from ophelia613 :
Long live the Princess!
from btchelicious :
OH MY! Princess, your modelesque boyfriend isn't dead is he? OMG!!11!! I hope not! Anyway "xtragicflaw" isn't a girl. So don't call him "her" like I did, because that is wrong. I mean I read some of "his" diary and thought it was a girl. But he's not. Anyway, in my notes "he" told me that I can't use the word "lamecore" because it is not my word? Being a lawyer, can you find out for me who this word belongs to? Or, like, who copywrited it? Thanks!
from mlimotte :
If your Finacee had only 4% body fat he would be dead... You must have atleast 6% body fat to live..
from btchelicious :
Don't listen to her, Princess. Teenagers are lamecore...
from xtragicflaw :
oh dear princess. you seem, like totally, to fake to be real, ya know? lamecore diary...anyone else agree?
from abi-dabs :
lol! Whoever you are, wherever you are, BRAVO!
from mestup1327 :
My stomach is aching after reading this diary...don't ever stop Princess...don't ever stop!
from boogiebeep :
oh my, your diary is the funniest thing that i have ever read, you have quite an imagination there 'princess'
from lovestjw :
I have only read a little, and I read something you signed in someone's guest book, and I have three thoughts: 1) you are incredibly obnoxious 2)you are selfish 3)your vocabulary needs some work- the word "totally should not be used more than once a paragraph Not that I don't have my faults, but, you're "like, totally self-centered"
from scanzilla :
Your lecture has shown me the error of my ways. I shall now except god into my arms and worship him! Lets me super friends.
from aphrodite36 :
You bought furniture without looking for a house and then you get upset at your mom when she doesn't have a place to put it? Where's she supposed to put it? On the roof? Who's the selfish one?
from aphrodite36 :
You bought furniture without looking for a house and then you get upset at your mom when she doesn't have a place to put it? Where's she supposed to put it? On the roof? Who's the selfish one?
from peteandray :
God wants to know if you stretch like taffy, ya dirty skag
from chikbeatnik :
could've sworn judging one's neighbor was looked down upon by our good Lord. hrm. but hey- go on judging others, i'm sure that it's all some magnificent epiphany from Him, right? i feel bad for your fiance. he's in MY prayers.
from groban83 :
Intersting diary I enjoyed reading it.
from mestup1327 :
You are a freak...you're either some bored person who created this for fun (and if u are your brilliant) Or your a wackjob! And your either just as smart/crazy for inventing Billy's journal.
from btchelicious :
Princess, it saddens me how stupid teens are these days. Especially girls.
from emoandcandy :
i think your diary sucks ass.
from grennette :
Also, I do not eat, much less fast food. Don't assume things.
from grennette :
LovePuddles sweetie, I am, according to my doctor, underweight. I am 5'4" tall and weigh only 103 pounds. I am the only one I know who thinks I am a fat. It is just a personal problem that I have. I have a mental problem and you're just making it worse. You're really mean for someone getting married. I only thought that imnotblind did nothing wrong. Calling me an Ass-Face was really harsh too. I have modeled before and to me, profession shouldn't have a say in whether or not a guy proposes to me. I doesn't matter, and I'm 15, I don't want anyone to propose to me yet, that would be scary. But I'm wise beyond my years when I say you're hurting me. I feel like crying. I've never met a person as rude and hot-tempered as you.
from boogiebeep :
lady i am a christian, just not a practising christian, why should I beleive in something that I can't see or who has done nothing for me? god doesnt go to work and pay my bills, god didnt get your MODEL in model school and as a matter of fact ive done several modelling courses as well as met some models. i havent got anything against you, but why is it so important to you that your boyfriend is a model? thats the main thing you refer to him as, and I just think its shallow, i mean if he dug trenches or served fries at macdonalds, would you refer to him as the trench digger or the guy who serves fries? i dont think so i have respect you and your wedding to a model, but why would you say that? why would you say' you should have respect for me and my weddnig to a model' why not, you should have respect for me and my partner or fiance or something nice like that that doesnt refer to his occupation? if you must know im not ugly, im fairly pretty, but there is no chance that I will become a christian, and unlike you I still accept people for who they are, model or not, wake up wanna be christian lady, cos there is a difference in saying you like by god and actually doing it. and your latest entry, its pathetic "if you loved me you would' thats just playing mind games!!!my god you seriously need some help, cos sixth months is abosolutely nothing whether its a MODELS life or not, if there is a god, may he help you, because you really need it.
from boogiebeep :
i hate people that pretend to be all perfect and shit, if you were a real god damn christian then 1) you would accept people who were non believers and you would also accept that fact that your fiance is a model and you oughta start loving him for him not his status in his underwear christ also read this, this is an extract of your last entry: So I go, I wanted to change the date of the wedding to January, but you said no. I wanted to already be Mrs. Goldenberg, but you insisted on waiting until August and now you're totally gonna die in the war when you get like drafted and I might never find another model to marry me and I might have to marry ugly or stay single the rest of my life and I can't even stand it! Why are you so stubborn! You've ruined my life!" do you realise how hollow it sounds when you say 'i mgiht never find another model to marry me ' my god, id say u were lucky yo find the one you did, think about it lady, people dont wanna be looked at by the job they job, they wanna be recognised for who they are. having said this, i also understand that this is the perfect opportuinty for you to go to my diary and bag me out about something or another. im waiting for it
from btchelicious :
Are these people stupid retarded heathens? Hey grennette, imnotblind started it! She ought to apologize for bugging Princess for no good reason other then she is mean (that imnotblind is mean, not Princess).
from grennette :
First off, you deserve no apoogy from imnotblind, she is entirely right in what she's saying. Also, why does she bother you so much anyway? I have reason to think that most people would agree with me on the fact that you're insecure about marrying your little Billy, and that you're taking your frustration and insecurities out on someone who's done nothing to you. Plus, who doesn't know that there'll be war? Have you stuck your head in a hole for the past year and a half? You have issues that need to be looked at by a professional. Get help.
from daramane :
I'm sorry. What I meant by "born into", I meant, my family is Catholic. My mom is full-blown Catholic. I had no choice but to go into the religion. I didn't want to tho. Anywho, I do know what I'm talking about. Love is something everybody knows about whose felt it. Obviously, you've felt lust. Like many many others.
from daramane :
First things first...I was born into this religion, it was not by choice. Second, "Love is not skin-deep" means, you love the person for what's inside of them. Not for what you can see or touch. But what you can feel. In your heart and your soul. If you don't have that, then you don't have love.
from daramane :
Ah, you are wrong. I am Catholic, thank you. Oh, and if you have some kind of beef against Catholics, don't take it to me. I hate the faith. Anyway...Love isn't skin-deep. That's all I have to say, for there is no more worth arguing about. If you have something better than that, tell me.
from daramane :
"I just wanted you to know that I was like totally thinking about you and how excited I am gonna be to be your bride. And despite what everyone seems to be saying it's not because you're a totally hot model or something. That's just like the icing on the cake, you know? It's like I love you because you pay my bills and you always do what ever I say and because you are just so special unto me. It's like Billy and Princess forever, ok!" Wtf? That's not love. Ok, I know what love is, and that sure isn't. I didn't think you could get much lower. I was wrong.
from xkoexkoex :
Why did you have to answer saying "totally"? Why couldn't you just have NOT said it? You (totally) (like) make no sense at all, (ya know?) Hahhaha.
from xkoexkoex :
Why do you use 'like, totally, ya know?" for everything?
from xkoexkoex :
Why do you obsess over your fiance being a model? You are more worried about not marrying a model than just not marrying him! And all these fights you get in.. there rediculous! You blame everything on everyone, and they didn't even do anything. You are the most dense person I have ever heard of. Your mother was going crazy, and you were yelling at your brother about being selfish. HE'S SELFISH?! Heh..
from tanked :
bwahahaahahahah youre a fucking head case.
from btchelicious :
I thought she said she only used notes, but she went and signed the guestbook.....Do you think she lied to me?
from imnotblind :
I agree with A, where are the pictures of you two? Don't talk shit if you can't back it up.
from gendesigns :
You don't deserve a fucking apology. GET. OVER. IT.
from imnotblind :
You seriously think I didn't know what Merriam-Webster is? Thanks, but I don't need your clarification on everything. I too looked in a dictionary, and sic is indeed the way it was intended to be spelled. Sick may be a variant, but I had enough common sense to know the real verb without looking it up. As for your little "joke" about public school, just what is it that's so wrong with going to a public school? I've already been accepted to more than a few state colleges with no problem. I think it's about time you stopped using money as a pacifier and took a step into reality. Even you will have saggy boobs and sun spots some day, and that's when you'll need something other than money and looks to get you through life. Sorry hun, but you can't buy a personality. You don't deserve an apology. All you deserve is a day living in poverty. Maybe then you'd stop being so shallow and superficial. I'm gonna laugh my ass off when your toilet dumps shit all over your floor and you have to pay a plumber big $$$ to fix it. Bet you won't be saying bad things about them then, will you? And one more thing--if you're so "Christlike," why are you friends with btchelicious? She's anything but holy, with phrases like "I'm going to the Diaryland orgy and murder rampage" all over her diary. Not to mention the obscene comic she is displaying. Stop being such a hypocrit and actually write a decent entry for once instead of attempting to defend yourself. It's hopeless.
from mytencents :
Is this diary for real? I'm forcing myself to believe this diary is some kind of scam. You are just... sad. A sad example of how shallow some people are.
from daramane :
anything...any documentation stating you are in fact a lawyer, any proof from someone else...uh...yea, quite a few choices..anywho, if you do come across some proof, e-mail me at videogamenerd2005@hotmail.com because i have to go...well goodbye
from daramane :
could i please see the proof?
from daramane :
Oh well. Do you have some kind of proof that you're a lawyer?
from daramane :
Well, I'm sorry for all of your "hurty feelings" How can I make them "feel better"? I mean, omg, I'm sooo sorry that I made you feel like that. It was just a joke. I mean, like, I'm totally sorry about that. >.> NOT! Sorry, but I just think it's kind of odd that normal people would allow someone like you to be a "lawyer". I mean, come on. They have to be brain-dead to let someone with grammar like you to even step a foot in a courtroom. Life isn't the same as "Legally Blonde", sorry. Well, ta ta!
from daramane :
Well, little miss conceited, I was making fun of your diary. My little "oh, wow, it's so great" was a lie. Spam is so much fun, dontcha think? ^.^
from btchelicious :
Hey, Princess, how much do you want to bet that these same mean people picking on you (and me) have bumper stickers on their cars that say "MEAN PEOPLE SUCK"?
from imnotblind :
"Princess," honey, you should so totally get over yourself. Everyone is laughing at you here--you're just digging yourself a deeper hole. We all think you're nothing more than cheap entertainment. Oh, and to use the word 'sic' in the context you did, it doesn't have a 'k.' You sure have quite a few grammatical errors for a so-called lawyer. If my boyfriend wanted to say something to you, he had every right to do so. It's a public forum. And I didn't SIC him on you. He can think for himself. You're probably just upset that Billy is too busy playing with his Precious Moments dollies to stand up for you. Or wait, I've got it! Maybe Billy doesn't even exist.
from bevin :
is there a wedding website with a picture of the couple???? email me, kay?
from tanked :
hahahahahahahahah youre so fucking classic dude.
from daramane :
Hello Ms. lovepuddles. I am a random person who found your diary. I, like, totally love it!!! It's so like totally.....WOW!! And I totally agree with the whole bride being the center of attention about weddings and stuff. And it's just wow! Please excuse me for mocking you. You're totally like...DITZY!! Get a fucking mind, biatch. Oh, and I'm sorry for being all "Un-Christlike". But what the hell?! Sorry, but, people like you CAN'T BE LAWYERS!!! It's not right. It's unorthadox. It's just...like totally wrong! Excuse me for ranting. It was nice to...leave a note in your diary. Farewell, and, get a life...please.
from imnotblind :
I left a lovely little entry for you in my diary, dear. Enjoy, and God bless. :o)
from btchelicious :
Hmm, I don't think he's gay for liking Precious Moments. I think it is sweet and sensitive.
from mestup1327 :
S'up crazy girl? You're a FREAK! Hot damn gurlie? Did you eat crack for breakfast? Beauty is only skin deep and under that all you get is a really ugly bunch of blood and muscles and junk. You're man sounds like a whipped little terdlet who cant think for himself. Plus I think he's gay if his likes Precious Moments...
from imnotblind :
"Weddings are, like, so totally awesome! And they are so, like, totally all about the B-R-I-D-E. Fuck it, who cares if we're like, in love or something? We, like, totally don't need any bitches like THE BRIDE'S MOTHER ruining things!! And my future husband is, like, so totally yummy-licious!" You are, like, so totally pathetic. I've had to convince myself that this diary is a spoof, because I can't comprhend that an actual human being would be so shallow and ignorant. Like, gag me with a spoon.
from pitty-sing :
oh my god, that is totally like reminding me of the time I peed myself at Wal-Mart and this bitch-rag little girl was laughing at my soiled cargo pants. I find usually, that squeezing my kegels can help with pee-retention. unless I get pre-occupied with shopping for gilt frames for pictures of my hot boyfriend or something.
from laddybugg :
I am not sure, but from what I am reading, there seems to be alot about how cute, or model like this guy is. What about what kind of guy he is on the inside. Who cares what the hell he looks like, how does he treat you? Princess honey, it sounds like love for you is only skin deep, and I can see why nobody wants to be in this shame of a wedding. I wish you and your Vogue guy the best of luck. You are going to need it from what I hear.
from uberfrau :
Hmm....Poker? Here is my unsolicitated advice: It sucks, but I don't think he loves you any less, or that it's neccessarily fishy. He's just hanging out with his friends. However, you should never assume that anyone knows anything about you, if he asks if it's ok to go play poker and you say that it's ok, even though you're, in actuality, upset, you can't really blame him, because you're the one who's not being completely honest. How could he possibly know that he's hurt you, when you said everything was fine? There is a difference between being considerate and being psychic. And while you don't see him very often, you will see him everyday for the rest of your life, he will not see his friends that often, so you can't really begrudge him that one evening.
from peth :
MeMe? Is that you?

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