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from ferrill :
hello madam diva would you take someime to add me as yr buddy?? i need some.... thanx :) tool kicks as by the way, have you heardthere new song?? yeah im sure you have being a fan and all well happy adding!
from scrapedgrace :
You WOULD go to Blogger and not Livejournal!
from pattyb :
the film is really entertaining. and the book is too. i'd take the theories with a grain of salt, though. the priory of sion don't exist, as far as i can tell, they were a hoax that the writers of the holt blood and the holy grail got sucked into.
from boogityx2 :
Happy birthday!
from scrapedgrace :
If I can afford two books (this is a release for his newest), I will, but I can't promise anything for sure. Christine hasn't called you back (and refuses to e-mail anyone at all times) because she has two Conservatory exams this week, and HAPPY BIRFDAY! You're totally old.
from scrapedgrace :
More drunken entries! MORE!
from scrapedgrace :
Dude, are you coming home for Easter?
from starkes :
I think it's so hilarious that you used my email in your blog ;) BTW this is Goldie (AKA Musicallyspeaking...) I crack myself up. I read that entry far too many times :)
from pig-snicket :
Welcome to the light! All hail the mac!! *hugs her lappy*
from scrapedgrace :
I made a Feist tape for my car. I'm all over that. If you like Feist, perhaps you'll like By Divine Right (her old band) or Broken Social Scene (side project). They don't really sound like her solo stuff though.
from disasterme :
Hii... i dont understand this whole diaryland. im am pretty new to it. help me if you dont mind.
from saviabella :
But if you were a skinny bitch, you wouldn't have your fabulous breasticles, and what fun would that be?
from scrapedgrace :
I've often thought about getting myself a "no fat chicks" shirt, but I doubt anyone other than myself would see the humour in it.
from scrapedgrace :
All we've talked about since you called is bones separating. I'm never having babies.
from scrapedgrace :
Is that an invitation to cut you in half?
from saviabella :
Maybe you can purchase a funky straw hat and be sexy and chic in all your photos?
from scrapedgrace :
You should find yourself an Aveda salon through their website. I've never seen anyone walk out of one with a questionable haircut.
from scrapedgrace :
That sucks. I once had a hairdresser try to convince me my natural colour was light brown. Then she gave me a mushroom cut.
from saviabella :
I think Harper's hair has more personality than he does. If it came alive and ate him, I'd vote for it!
from scrapedgrace :
I believe a Conservative sweep is actually a blue sweep. A red sweep would be a Liberal sweep. And we actually went down a Conservative seat in Saskatchewan. We're not saying Stephen Harper eats babies, but he's never gone on record saying he's not a baby eater.
from scrapedgrace :
I wear dress shoes almost all the time now.
from pig-snicket :
"Raise The Roof........RAISE IT!!!" Where are my bitches??
from saviabella :
"Bresticles" is the best word ever. And, I don't know if you've ever been to Mexico, but don't feel self-conscious about wearing a bikini if you want to. It's one of the most free places I've been in terms of body image - everyone's half-naked and no one seems to care about any one else's "flaws", so you stop caring about your own. It's awesome.
from pattyb :
i wear dress shoes. i like them better than other shoes. they feel nicer and they look nicer. to me.
from scrapedgrace :
What would the Lung Association say!
from scrapedgrace :
I'm only worth $1,242,062. Boo-urns!
from saviabella :
I'm sure you're not a screetchy soprano like the old ladies in my choir. I liked your comment about how the cartledge in their faces have turned to bone. So thaaat's what it is. I didn't see your email posted on your site. Mine is saviabella@gmail.com. Drop me a line and I'll tell you more about the choir.
from saviabella :
If you're having trouble sleeping, some things I've found that help are lavendar essential oil (on your pillow, temples, or in your humidifier) and valarian root from the health food store. Hope you find sleep soon!
from pig-snicket :
Yay! I'm glad your mom is getting better.
from scrapedgrace :
Sorry to hear about your mom. Send Deb some happy thoughts from me (and the little one too).
from saviabella :
I'm sorry to hear your mom isn't doing well. I'm not the most religious person in the world, but I will send some prayers and positive thoughts her way.
from saviabella :
I am the queen of Simpsons trivia! Or at least I used to be. The recent seasons just don't have the same zing to them the older ones do. Your "How Rabbi Finklestein saved Christmas for the Gentiles" made me laugh out loud!
from komachi :
thanks for your kind words you had left on my guestbook, I really appreciated that.
from saviabella :
I loved the musical Phantom but hated the movie. It was so boring I fell asleep. And you're right - the Phantom did suck. I mean, the dude's in the title, you'd think they would make sure he could sing. Please let me know what you think of Rent and/or the Producers. I'm dying to see both but worried that they won't live up to my expectations.
from scrapedgrace :
Everyone's diction in Phantom was TERRIBLE.
from boogityx2 :
There's no way any new Degrassi band could touch the greatness that is The Zit Remedy. Everybody wants something, they'll never give up. Everybody wants something, they'll take your money. Everybody wants something, they'll never give up. Everybody wants something, they'll take your money - AND never give up.
from scrapedgrace :
Oh, come on! You know you love the Boney M! And Kenny and Dolly! And let's not forget The Beach Boys classic Christmas offerings. Did I mention how much I love not working at the mall at Christmas?
from scrapedgrace :
I can't tell you where I was when John Lennon died. I can tell you where I was when I found out about Kurt Cobain though.
from pig-snicket :
Yes! Christmas carols should only be sung by Bing Crosby! So what if he beat his children? He sounds like he's been drinking a lot of rummed up eggnog and that's the best part.
from scrapedgrace :
Not once did anyone yell "CONSTANT VIGILENCE" during the movie. Not once.
from scrapedgrace :
I hate it when family stalks you. I'm pretty sure my brother is currently stalking me too. He's the only person I know from the Hat (as that's where my new stalker is from).
from pattyb :
i wholeheartedly agree. i've lost my poppy and now i'm all guilty. mind you, i come from a military family, which probably helps inject an element of importance into the day.
from scrapedgrace :
Yes. Yes it did.
from scrapedgrace :
But Laura, THE BURNING!
from boogityx2 :
I used to have a banner that read "butt." Then I retired it. Then I talked a lot about pee one day and the "pee." banner was born. Thanks for the click.
from mangofarmer :
Ahhh yes, Dookie. I listened to that tape (yes, tape!) every single day. Plus I had a poster of the album cover on my wall. Good times.
from scrapedgrace :
Does it get to be me? Oh please let it be me!
from brandy-cane :
Me again...just wanted to say kudos to you for your new resolution to do things the way you want to! I think it's very important to stay true to who you are and what you want when you're with someone. Luv on ya.
from brandy-cane :
Thank you thank you thank you for saying exactly what i've been thinking! And yeah I just saw the teaser for Goblet of Fire too, it was very...er...*exciting*. ;)
from pig-snicket :
Well, there's this one: http://www.ala.org/ala/oif/bannedbooksweek/challengedbanned/challengedbanned.htm#mfcb And this one: http://www.forbiddenlibrary.com/
from scrapedgrace :
And Jarvis Cocker of the band Pulp is going to be in the new Harry Potter movie (kinda). Jarvis Cocker! Oh, and a couple of the guys from Radiohead. But Jarvis Cocker! And he gets to sing too!
from scrapedgrace :
So what night is DRUNKEN BOWLING on anyway?
from brandy-cane :
Nada. But it just falls under the scope of the curse, so thanks for the belated greeting, I appreciate it muchly. Luv on ya. :)
from boogityx2 :
After checking dozens of stores, the only one I know that has the Clone High DVD is Wal-Mart. They had lots. Mika and I watched all 13 episodes this weekend. It's pretty awesome.
from pig-snicket :
I've never heard of that book. Maybe I should check it out; giant babies are always a good time. Does it have them turning into cannibals and drinking blood? Because the apocryphal books have that.
from pattyb :
vixen tor (me & my gang) tonight at weeds cafe. doors $5, we're playing sometime after 8:30. be there. or be somewhat cube-ish.
from poly-phony :
I'm totally in for the bowling portion... I have to be up for church, so Denny's may be out, but the bowling is definitly a yes!
from boogityx2 :
You said "There’s just some things you don’t talk about in public. (if you get THAT reference, I LOVE YOU)" and I assumed it was a reference to the Cousin Walter joke in Mallrats.
from boogityx2 :
Cousin Walter?
from boogityx2 :
Here's one I always wondered about - what did Noah do with the fish?
from scrapedgrace :
Laaaaauuuuurrraaa! We miss you too! Who is having babies? What "thing for tits?" Fuck is a great word (but my appreciation for it has been well documented). Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
from parca :
*looks sheepish* I'm trying to write more cheery stuff, but it's hard to get back in the habit. Now whenever I'm happy I sit down to type and blank out on what I should say. *chuckles* Sorry if I sound a wee bit depressing. ^_^
from brandy-cane :
Good advice, I must say...BBQ Brandy Cane with ketchup...doesnt sound so good...
from boogityx2 :
Every since the Great Diaryland Crash(es) of '05, the surveys haven't been working properly. It's tragic. What's not tragic is the whorehouse story. That's pretty awesome.
from worldempress :
Yeah. I keep meaning to sort out my guestbook and then turn it off until I get around to making it anti-spam, but I'm a lazy no-good-nick. Or a mom with no free time. I'm glad you signed, now I feel like I can't ignore the towel urge, or else there'd be no closure to my story. Every time I'm miserable everyone would be wondering "what if she had just gone back for those towels?" What if ...indeed?
from pattyb :
psssssssssssssst... BOO
from lovelydaisy :
found you from the saskatchewan Diaryring :) I am newly married too :) Glad you had a great time and Congrats :) Carrie
from komachi :
Congratulations!!! :-)
from starltspirit :
Congratulations. We just had our first anneversary.
from chubbychic :
some louis armstrong sounds good. I've had that "I put a spell on you" song in my head ever since that stupid levi's commercial came out. hrmm.. was that louis armstrong?
from p-o-y :
Welcome to Pieces Of You!
from pattyb :
www.theludvicotreatment.com YAY!!! a band website!!!
from pattyb :
married in 40 DAYS!!!? WOW! you must be an excited busy bee.
from komachi :
WOW! Welcome back to dland! I am glad to see you writing again. :-)
from pattyb :
boo! yup im still in engerlund, but i will be back in calgary to start up my old band the ludvico treatment. if i come and watch yours you have to come and watch mine! :)
from pattyb :
yes, signal hill shopping mall.
from pattyb :
um, it's been a few years. well, two, but still... i am...? maybe i'm not that evil!
from invisibledon :
Thanks for playing in the neighborhood, great answers and I think that is the most anyone has ever said they were wearing in that survey
from delstrego :
heh, could be worse I guess. Sure toon town closes down at 7, but there's never any shortage of places to go for coffee!
from parabola77 :
hi madam thanks for signing my guestbook.
from mymys :
I know Leanne, she is in my soc 110 class,she was my mystery buddy,and she was the RA who showed up at our door with my roomies bf's friend.I knew Scott before, and he sent me a link to his diary, and I was addicted to it.
from mymys :
My RA is Lindsay Flook, but for some reason I know all of the RA's. I was addicted to watching arthur too, until I moved into res and The tv nazis took over. So I dont watch any tv anymore....damn uni and res
from pattyb :
and listen to the second version. it sounds less like cats screaming...
from pattyb :
my band sounds like the band on this website: www.mp3.com/theludvicotreatment. this is mainly because that is my band. only my vocals usually sound better. and some other different sounding songs will go on there soon... um... yeah. my old band sounded like www.mp3.com/the_post_operatives
from pattyb :
the shoes are ok, and calgary is cold. how is you? here, we should chat on msn sometime. my MSN thingy is enola41@hotmail.com. and yeah. hoop.
from parca :
lol, the Freezer was no match for me! ~_^ Merry christmas to you too. (and a happy new year!)
from pattyb :
hap-p-py chrrrrrrrrrristmas
from mojo-pin78 :
Ya, so you just needed to give me a little time to get my site in order. Although since I'm a procrastinator I probably wouldn't have done anything about it. But then you had your comments...and I always have to take up a challange too...so there you go: graphics are up...the notes are on...I got rid of the defunct links...there's a guestbook...my profile is updated! I WIN! But let me tell you reading your site always makes me laugh...
from pattyb :
BLORP! i hope you have a wonderful day too. and i will try and be a wonderful person in restaraunts now. i promise.
from charisma-96 :
Answer: You have to use html to link it to your page.. <img src=LINKGOESHERE> <-- so just copy from < to >, paste in your diary and then add your link from your image host where it applies. Your image will show up on the left. However, if you want it on the right: <img align="right" src=LINKGOESHERE> -- Try to make sure your image placement does not affect the text. Using extra paragraphs </P><P> to add some extra space usually works. --I hope this helps, however, if you still have problems just let me know, and I'll see what I can do.-- Good Luck!
from parca :
*stares in awe* Wow, that explains everything. The secrets of life can be found in diaryland, who knew? ^_^
from warmleftover :
You are to waitressing what jerseygrrl is to cop stories... just funny, thanks!
from scrapedgrace :
It's all good. I'm sorry that I was such a grumpy pants when you came by.
from pattyb :
the end of my big toe on my right foot has no feeling, but i don't wear a toe ring. i think that toes just start to lose their feeling after a while of being alive. also, Percy Shelley was english. and John Keats. they were pretty tragic... weren't they?
from pattyb :
hoop
from spewingllama :
I know what you mean about 1984. Not only was I depressed after reading it, I was also slightly paranoid for about a month. I could barely even look at the TV. I'm so sad.
from charisma-96 :
Yes, the conversations with the "GUY" are priceless. But I can not take all the credit for this work of art. If it weren't for the charm and creativity "GUY" possesses, none of this would have been made possible. Oh thank you "GUY" for your ingeniousness, and the warm flutter you've bestowed in all our hearts. (God help us!!)
from parca :
*grins* Was that some sort of hint? Maybe, just maybe, you were trying to tell me that you wouldn't mind if I signed your guestbook? ...nah, that couldn't be it.
from parca :
lol, yes it's perfectly fine that you added me to your faves in accordance with the prophecy. Nice of you to ask though, would you like fries with that? *grins* Sorry, couldn't help myself. ~_^ I loved that forward when I got it. Anyway, I liked your diary, mind if I add you back?
from spewingllama :
I love your diary. Is it alright that I listed you as a favorite? Ashley
from charisma-96 :
Finally.. someone who understands the greatness of HomeStar Runner!! There is now meaning to my life!
from scrapedgrace :
I read your column religiously. Oh wait, I mean diary. Is this dear Abbey?
from madam-diva :
Hey Me, Don't forget to clean your room, brush your teeth, and there's cold lazagna in the freezer... just heat it up for supper. Love Me.
from scrapedgrace :
I found you. Mwah ha ha! purplemonkeydishwasher
from katress :
Love your username. :) I'm already at work, and bored out of my head. Hope your day goes better. Oh yes, and welcome to Diaryland!
from madam-diva :
you rock

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