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from excogitate :
*waives*
from kiosh :
I don't know if you will ever read this but here I go, anyway: Of course you will be missed but I'm glad you're leaving for such poweful reasons and I'm very glad you're embarking into such an exciting moment in your life. I could say I'm very proud of you but I don't know if that's the best thing, suffice to say I appreciate and respect you in many ways for embracing life like that. I hope to have the chance to read that sometime soon, I will definitely buy a copy because I know your writing is not what can be found in this blog; I wish you only the best with the book! Hurrah for new times and happiness and changes and congratulations for finding true love! I'm so glad I "met" you! I hope you have much success in everything you do, tons of love in every moment and true happiness throug your days... If you ever feel like such, drop me a line (kiosh@diaryland.com) or leave a note. Be well and receive a hug!
from kiosh :
Oh my goddess... *Gasp* I hope those m*therf*ck*ng pieces of sh*it rot in hell... Mate, I'm with you... Big hugs...
from excogitate :
Don't worry you will find a job. Look for something that will make you happy. *hugs*
from kiosh :
Ugh. I hear you, mate! Why is it so hard to get a good job? I mean, there are some jobs available but they are generally crappy. Where are the good ones, for the love of the goddess? Anyway, hope you get something real good real soon, I'll ask Tara to help you. Take care and smile, my dear wordwarrior mate! =0)
from magistrate20 :
Well, okay, this isn't exactly FROM-you-to-you; more like from-your-WOMAN-to-you (but I have no diaryland account). Just wanted to tell you that I love you and that YOU'RE CUTER THAN HELL WHEN YOU'RE SLEEPING. If you had a Gold membership, I'd post a webphoto so everyone could see. *raspberry*
from kiosh :
Ugh ugh... I'm sad to read that you're not feeling at all well. I completely understand what you're saying, only when you've been depressed for real you get the true picture. Everything will be alright soon. I'm sending positive energy your way... Take care and keep writing... Hugs! =0)
from mornglory :
writing is fundamental and you know this, mayun. hang in there : )
from kiosh :
Best wishes with the interview! I'm glad you guys enjoyed the list, I love it! Hey, I thought I was the only one who imagined choreographed fights with certain songs, he he he. Take care and be well! Say hello to Jana! =0)
from excogitate :
ep3 is _so_ not better than empire, and Han shot first.
from kiosh :
Hey, good luck with the job hunt! Sending you the best wishes! =0) Hugs!
from kiosh :
A note just to say hello and hoping you're well. Best of wishes and a hug! =0)
from kiosh :
Hello! Both the culture of the samurai and the geisha I've always found fascinating. The first one does not exist anymore and the second is slowly dying. So sad. Good thing we'll always have books on those wonderful links to the past... Hope you're getting better! Big hugs! Oh, and the joke was great! I called like 4 people to tell them about it! Ja ne! =0)
from kiosh :
We missed you too. Very. Glad to see you're here again. I send the best wishes of health and healing for you and my sincere congratulations and waves of joy for the compromise! Big hugs, mate! =0)
from kiosh :
Hope you get better soon! =0)
from kiosh :
I love Engrish because it's a whole lot of fun and also because of the obvious reasons (what with being Japanese and all). I suggest you check www.syberpunk.com and check the Engrish section... They have some great pictures! Hope you're alright and having fun. Much success and positive vibes re: your book! Smile and take care! =0)
from excogitate :
ahh yes, but The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is coming so you have something to look forward to :)
from mornglory :
Hey sweetpea, sorry about your grampy. When I lost mine, it hurt for a while but if you can celebrate his life and how proud he would be of you and your sisters- time heals all wounds and remember his wisdom- celebrate your other grandparents and keep on writing. xoxo ** xoxo
from kiosh :
Yay! That sounds great! I'm so looking forward to read your book! Good luck and much success in this great adventure you're embarked upon! *~* Thanks for the note! Hugs!
from excogitate :
good for you. keep rolling.
from d1mndn3r0ugh :
My sympathies. I just lost my Papaw two weeks ago. He lived a full life and was pushing 90, but it didn't make it any easier. *hugs*
from kiosh :
The entry about your book really got to me for reasons that maybe it's not proper to mention here but that I'll discuss with you some other time. Another brilliant entry from Magistrate20! Regarding Papa... I never seem to find the right thing to say but I just want to send you much love and support and positive thoughts... Be well and good luck. *K
from mornglory :
Many xs and os friend. Travel safe and stay up.
from excogitate :
Good for you. I want to see it when you are ready, and if you want Ill se what I can do to distribute it to my literary friends for feedback if you like. I live in a college town so I have contacts ;)
from kiosh :
Hello mate! I'm glad to hear everything is alright. Ugh, that constant feeling of tiredness really bites. I was suffering from that in my ex-job and it's a bummer. Anyway, I send you my best wishes and many hugs. Have a great week! =0)
from apeachynymph :
I'm glad i went to the dance and had lots of fun. You're right though, Im going to forget about it. I almost forgot about when i woke up this morning. When I go back to school on monday everyone else will act like it never happend. And so i'm definatly going to forget about it in five years.
from dangerspouse :
Y'know, I've wanted to stop by here for a few days and thank you for your gracious note admitting that I'm not really a shitty person, since you now can empathise with my constant tired state. But I'm a really shitty person AND too tired to take the fucking five seconds to swing by here and do so. But now - it's Saturday night and I'm hammered out of my fucking brain and I thought "Ah, throw the dirtbag a bone." So here you go. Thanks for the note, and I'm sorry you now have joined the ranks of Early Hour Zombies. When I hit the lottery I'll buy you a comfy new bed and a swimming pool of amphetamines to help you perk up. Just so you can update more, since I know how much it means to you. God, I can't think of anything else...doesn't mean I can't keep typing though. Shit. I'm going to sleep anyway. Take my advice: Scotch, Spanish Brandy, Amaretto and red wine are all best sampled on SEPERATE nights. Shit. Good thing I don't smoke. My latest entry sucked bad enough as it is. Anyway, thanks again. Hang in there dude! Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
from dangerspouse :
Hey man, I know I haven't been around a lot lately (fucking Real Life, and all), but I really wanted to stop by and wish you a Very Merry Christmas. Enjoy the bitchin' boots - they sound great! Hope you get wads of cash under the tree this year. And if not - good luck starting the new gig on Monday. Take care, bud! Tom :)
from kiosh :
Dear Gerry. I'm so glad I got the chance to meet you through DLand! I appeciate you a lot! I hope you have a wonderful Xmas and a killer 2005 full of happiness and peace! Tons of cinnamon hugs! *<=0)
from mornglory :
let me tell you, "only in dreams" at jones beach totally slayed me. hope i see you, sister cool an' mom an' 'ems at xmas time in the swamplands, killer
from kiosh :
Hey! Reading your answers was so much fun, "Sir Cumference" made me laugh and I agree, "Only in dreams" is a great song... Actually, I was just thinking I'm totally looking forward to read your novel, I think it's going to be smashing! By the way, check out Kiosh's quiz and answer it if you feel like, I think your answers will be interesting. It's on http://kiosh.diaryland.com/041013_85.html ~*~ The best of wishes and a hug! Good luck!
from apeachynymph :
ok, so the tripple X intense cleaner...Do you add that to your piss OR istead of peeing in the cup ya ONLY use the tripple X intense cleaner?
from apeachynymph :
ok...Passing a urine test. In the movie American Beauty the homophobic dad tested his like every month. The kid stored pee in his refrigerater. I don't think it was his though. Like it was a friend's or something. I don't know if that will work, try using a friend's bodily fluids. HAHAHa lol. yes...possiably a gross and dumb idea. But good luck if you do have to take a urine test! ~peachy
from kiosh :
Thanks for the note and thanks for the description in your notes, it made me smile and feel flattered. ~*~ Yeah, I know that whole thing turned out horribly but it won't change the fact that the entry is great and that part I quoted did wonders for me... ~*~ I love your diary and I appreciate you. Lots of jazz hugs! Good luck and lots of happiness! Take care!
from moon-blood :
hi gerry! I'm actually reading in cronological order, but i kept on reading because of your first jana morning... loved it. Right now, I love the fact that you are the "spinach of dating". it really made me smile, other than the fact that i dont doubt it at all!! nicole
from kiosh :
Hello! My friend Nicole (moon-blood) recommended your diary to me and after reading one entry I liked it a lot and after reading some more now I love it and was added to my favourites. - Hope you get better soon! Happiness and peace to you!
from apeachynymph :
Yes! the pixies are awsome!
from mornglory :
working for the Man? i don't know about you anymore ...
from mornglory :
i might just see you around xmas time if someone's willing to drive to either my mom 'n' ems or your mom 'n' ems! let's talk to the Cool One and see what happens. otherwise come on out to snappleland, we'd be happy to have you and i'll get you wasted. ok
from excogitate :
Red Lobster! Do they do flare shows? Spitting 151 an whatnot? Breathing fire is always a good skill to have ;)
from excogitate :
Sadly magistrate, I do not have mad html skillz. I just grab templates from free sites and butcher them to suit my needs. My new template is from Lucky designs : http://students.uwsp.edu/jwake371/design/linkware/thoughts.html
from moon-blood :
hi magistrate. waking up with someone special is totally an experience. looking forward to checking previous entries.
from excogitate :
I take it; you gave her your heart, and she DIDN'T give you a pen :) congrats! I know it will work out great!
from excogitate :
userid: exis pass: asexbitch
from excogitate :
sorry about your Job. I once ran lights for an areosmith concert and was close enough to spit on Steven Tyler, and that's what I always used to say when recounting the story:) And why I really wanted to sign, YEAH ATLANTA! that kicks ass!
from apeachynymph :
I was thinking about you the other day and thought about a couple of your entrys mentioning your plans to write and you being a writer/ did you mention something about a book your trying to make? anyways... I just wanted to know (when ever you do write) what kind of stuff do you write about? and maybe you should put one of your stories in your diary and show us what you got. ~Peachy
from excogitate :
Hi. Id don't have anything important to say other than it sucks that you have to live with your parents, and your mom is annoying. But women are nuts, and that's just how it is. If you can deal with your mom, then you can deal with any woman.
from mornglory :
dude. relax. bros before hoes- xo!
from dangerspouse :
Hey man, sorry it's taken me so long to get back to you after that great note you left. Really, I just can't get to my friggin' computer while Corporal Punishment and Co. are bivuaced in my office room (like how I'm picking up all that atrocious military jargon? God, I feel like such a Republican now). Anyway yeah, your suggestion of a 3-some went over very well with wifey. Unfortunately, she decided to go with her + both Army guys, leaving me out of the mix entirely. Oh well, I still have my dog. Hey - good luck with your wish list. At least with the "kissing Aimee" one. Ciao!
from apeachynymph :
Yeah...Hot girls. Hot people in general. Gorgeous in fact. There all trouble. It's kind of funny how we'll sacrifice our tender feelings for only 1 night of pleasure...or maybe 2....3....4....20.
from excogitate :
But what are the rules? I am intrigued :) And I liked the story about the deer. Good Luck! ~EX
from apeachynymph :
well, I went to a website that had diaryland templates...such as... http://kymdesigns.diaryland.com/templates.html (or you can go to google and type "diaryland templates" once you choose a designe (if you wantyou and screw around with it's HTML and change the picks a stuff). There are other websites that tell you all about HTML codes and how to put images in and such. What I did to change my images in HTML code so i could put them in my template, I just went quizilla.com got an account and uploaded my images to my acount there.... Yeah it's some what simple once ya get the hang of it, lol. but it usually takes me like a whole day or two to change my diary (thats mainly becuase i spend a lot of time looking for pictures.)
from apeachynymph :
thank you for your note. it surely brigthend my spirits. anyways...I have to block my diary for a while so my grandma doesn't stuble upon it while i'm online. the password is: 123 that way you can still read it. :-D
from apeachynymph :
hey, how's that hand of yours? I guess it's doing waaaaaay better since your able to fight and all.
from excogitate :
If you want to use italics you type this: <I> text</I> And Bold: <B>text</B> And Lucas sucks. But Ill see the damn movie anyway, because I amd a big old geek too. Gee I hope these tags show up in your notes.
from excogitate :
I always thought it would be loads of fun to get a pair of skis and make my own crop circles. The idea leads me to menical laughter to this day. I would have done it, but I could never come up with a meaningful pattern to lay down, so I just smoked another bown, and dreamed on. Thanks for the note by the by, I do mean to motivate myself to the martial arts, someday, when I quit this blasted cancer-stick habit, and have the funds to finance such activity. It's motivating to see your sucess in the endeavor, though. Happy kicking!
from dangerspouse :
Wait...wait... Getting laid is "neither here nor there"? Dude, you have LOTS to learn regarding keeping your audience happy! Remeber, no matter what anyone says, this diary is for US, not you. Learn it, live it, love it. Keep clawing ;)
from dangerspouse :
Hehehe...listen, I don't mean to tease you, but: By your logic, you should be revelling in your poverty! If your mission in life is to oppose evil, and money CAUSES evil, then you are now a Good Person by default! So sleep the sleep of the Righteous, knowing that by not being able to afford food, shelter or transportation (not to mention a Gold Membership) you are rcking up extreme karma points! LOL...just kidding bro. I really hope you get enough money rolling in soon to satisfy those basic needs - with enough left over to woo the chicks - before you hit rock bottom totally. Best of luck to you, really.
from dangerspouse :
Hope you had a happy 4th also, and that the change you're smelling in the wind brings you happiness. Finally. ;)
from dangerspouse :
First of all, I'm sorry El Muse has moved so far away. I'm sure that must sting, even if you've already resolved not to obsess over her. Hey listen, don't assume that education=money=decadence. That's a bullshit generalization. I know plenty of people who've become educated and still hold onto their pre-schooling ideals. The difference is, they're now smart enough to put their ideals into action. Money won't corrupt unless you let it. If your calling is to oppose Evil (although from your entry(s) it appears you have a pretty narrow definition of evil, lol) then money will make your fight easier, not deferred. But as always...do what you think best. Taking unsolicited advice from jerks who write stupid stories on the internet might not be the best plan, either :) Hang in there, man.
from excogitate :
Wow. I went on vacation and your life went to shit. Well, not totally, I hope. Ok, Tough break on the girl, I hope you learned not to punch walls, (that happened to a friend of mine, turns out silos are suprisingly damaging as well) and I think Atlanta rocks. I was there once, and on my way into the city, some asshole rear ended my brand new car (and ran) costing me thousands, and I still love that fucking city. I don't know where you live butr my brain tells me it's somewhere in southern NC, if that's the case, Atlanta will be great. Wow, I am rambeling, I should shut up. hope your life gets better. -EX
from mornglory :
do what your heart screams to do - get out of that town though, for sure. it'll be good for you : )
from dangerspouse :
Dude, I stop surfing my buddy list for a couple of weeks, and look what happens to you! Sarah goes schizoid, you lose a TKO decision to a brick wall, your parents hate you - can't I trust you to do ANYTHING without me?? Jesus, buddy! Well, at least your Muse called. Hey - did your sis show up this weekend? How'd that go? Anyway, hang in there. Someday you'll look back on all this and laugh. You might be 90 by the time that happens, but still....
from apeachynymph :
I did the splits in when I was 13 and pulled sevreal mucsles and i think a tendan in my groin. It was the most painful experiance i had ever had in my life. I was out of school for weeks becuase i couldn't walk. I was on Vicodin, mucsle relaxers and Ibporfin for about two months. Then I became depressed because I was left out of doing things with my friends because I couldn't walk and no one understood how difficult it was...then i became emotionless and felt like it was pointless even going to school...So i slacked off and skipped even more days. But i think that was mainly all the pain killers I was taking. It was also embarrassing having to tell people what my injury was and how i got it. The doctor said that my injury would take as long as a broken bone to heal. Eventually my leg heald (it was more of my right leg that was injured, but it did affect my groin badly). But now everything is somewhat fine. My right side is now more flexable than the left, but I am also not able to move certin ways whitout feeling a little tightness or a feeling like something's about to pop...but other than that everythings all good. And I really hope you will find a way to make things better with your family or the sara situation so that the physical pain your feeling won't seem as bad and so the healing process won't seem as long and agonizing. so take care.
from mornglory :
hang in there killer, you're too good for the world to ignore. xo
from dangerspouse :
BJ doesn't put out? With a name like "BJ"?? What's up with that? I'm with you - spend your nights with Sarah.
from dangerspouse :
HAHAAA! That was funny as shit - the Vulture vs. Fed-Ex cage match, yes! I'd get Pay-per-View for that one, no prob. Thanks for the note, man :) Ok, I'm off to read your stuff now....
from excogitate :
I did not know you lived there! I used to live in Charlotte. And, in two weeks, I will be on the southernmost island in the outer banks, not golfing. You have improved my opinion of the local people ;)
from excogitate :
Glad to hear you made it. More proof of the noble and deadly art of Tae Kwon Do is a useful skill. And ditto to what apeachynymph said. Those guys were probably on the down low anyhow. What else would explain why they were in the vicinity of a gay bar?
from apeachynymph :
WOW! a Fight! thats intense. I bet you're feeling incrediably sore. This makes you even cooler becuase you stood up for something you could have just let slide. All that matters is that your alive! :-D I would really miss reading your entries. jeez, you're awsome.
from excogitate :
Ah, the martial arts do stir a passion donít they? While I donít doubt that ďthe noble and deadly art of Tae Kwon DoĒ is most certainly an excellent choice, a friend of mine (who is a single mom) teaches the kick boxing classes. I would rather pay someone I know, I guess. Thanks for the input though, if I have another opportunity, maybe Ill try that. Before I do any of it, I have to quit smoking though :-)
from mornglory :
wow okay you are living the life for sure yeahy! i need a vacation, greetings from NY metro/suburb
from dangerspouse :
POSSUM KILLER!! You bastard - despite your protestations of sadness, I know you secretly thrilled at the power of life and death you wield over lesser beasts. And you didn't even eat it afterwards! (Did you?) Anyway, thanks for the notes over at my place during my my little forced vacation. I'm looking forward to catching up on your stuff now that I'm back. Ciao, bud!
from excogitate :
Aww, sorry about the possum incident. That sucks.
from apeachynymph :
WOw, gett'n it on at your parents house. lol. But really, why is your mom so mad? It sounds to me like she didn't walk in while you thrusting, that would have probably been worse. Have you ever walked in on your parents having sex? jeez, I have and it left me traumatized for a couple of days.
from apeachynymph :
Think'n you might want a note from someone new, so here it is! Thank you for returning the favor by adding my to your favortives. Wow, I was also amazingly flatterd. God, You're cool.
from dangerspouse :
A German who doesn't drink beer?! What next, one who's tolerant of Jews?? Jeez, seems you can't count on anything anymore. Hey, thanks for the great note at my place! Glad to hear that the killing and eating of a young anthropology student cheered you up. (I always liked the fact that his old man died with his boots off, as it were). And you're welcome for the worldsex.com link. Always glad to help a fellow reprobate. Hang in there, man!
from dangerspouse :
"I think I'm goin' to Katmandu, that's really really where I'm goin' to. If I ever get outta here, I'm goin' to Katmandu...." Dude, let's hear details of the assault and suspension! THAT part sounds like it was more fun than slogging pallates, anyway.
from dangerspouse :
Geez, no wonder you're up posting at 3am. I wouldn't be able to sleep either if my job sucked like that AND 5 or 6 women were hot after my ass. I'm not sure if I should pity you, or hate you from jealousy. Hang in there, bud!
from dangerspouse :
Hey man, thanks for your words of support in my troubled time. Nothing worse than white people thinking your sporting a mullet. You rock! :)
from dangerspouse :
Yeah, it makes sense. Hopefully meeting all these new girls will keep you from musing on others to the point of despair. At least you're not bored! Hang in there, buddy....
from dangerspouse :
MASHED POTATOES!! Jesus, mag, all this time I never thought of that? I'm such a putz. I use my massive brain to figure out ultra-complicated crap...and all I had to do was beat up some spuds. And I love them, too! Lol, well, next time I go under the drill I'll remember your advice. (But I'm adding gravy!) Thanks for the great note...and for making me feel justifiably sheepish :)
from dangerspouse :
Well well well. Welcome back! Glad your trip seemed to be of the "kick ass" variety, although it's a shame the weather here wasn't better. Still, you probably didn't even notice, did you? Hey - glad to see you've grown some balls on your return! :)
from dangerspouse :
ROCK HUDSON WAS GAY?! Shit, that would explain my Dad's fascination with him. Thanks for exploding another cherished childhood memory for me, Ger. Damn....
from dangerspouse :
Congrats on the Bicentennial! And a fucking great 200th entry it was, too. The "Man's Best Friend" shtick was a riot! Many more dude - and get cranking on that book already. Ok: 1.) What is my favorite bar? It has the "Open" sign on it. 2.) If Santa Claus isn't real, then where the fuck are all those goddamn cookies going? Spontanious Combustion. 3.) Does this shirt make me look gay? What doesn't? Mysteries of life = solved!
from dangerspouse :
BWAHAHA! Thanks for the great note at my place! Yeah, I'm betting the kids had a lot less problem with that guy than the parents did. (BTW, I made a typo on my previous note to you - you've no doubt figured it out already, but I'm anal about this shit. Please replace the first "before" with "because". Thank you. (signed) The Management). Have a great time in NYC, whatever the fuck it is you end up doing!! Lemme know if you need any advice getting around. Being a reporter there gives me a certain leg up on a lot of events and shit going on around town before it's generally advertised. Ciao, and thanks again for the note!
from dangerspouse :
DUDE! It's before you got up before noon that your ENTER button shit the bed. It's not used to being jolted away like that. On the other hand, your rage was *almost* as funny as what your disappeared entry probably was. (Really, what ARE you doing up at such an ungodly hour?)
from dangerspouse :
WHAT HAPPENED??! You won the lottery? Beatified? Your other testicle finally dropped? WHAT??! LOL...ah well, whatever it is, I'm really happy for you. I hope the feeling lasts :)
from ex-stripper :
Hey, no prob adding you to my faves! I enjoy reading!
from dangerspouse :
Yo yo! Sorry I've been AWOL man, but really, this fucking computer bullshit I've been dealing with is lasting longer than the skid marks in my Speedo's. Anyway, I hope to get back up to speed with a new unit soon, and I'm looking forward to going back and catching all your updates I've missed. Stay drunk, dude!
from dangerspouse :
Thanks for the note over at my place, bud! I'll gladly switch jobs with you, but only once you get off probation. I'd just fuck it up if they were watching my every move, just like sex. Hey, good luck with Mandy! And - happy birthday, dude! Hope you get to unwrap her.....
from dangerspouse :
Dude!! I have no idea what the fuck "squirrel harvesting" is, but surely you could spin it into a killer entry here! The title alone is comedic gold! Do it!! Oh yeah - and Trusty rules, no doubt. To hell with the sappy love Spaniels.
from dangerspouse :
Hey man, after you get out of the shower I wanna thank you for adding me to your Buddy List. I'm flattered! And I'm looking forward to going back through your archives. You've got a great style. Good luck on that Great American Novel!
from magistrate20 :
I know this is sad, but I've always wanted a message. So here's a message. Hello me! You need to take a shower!

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