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Whups...I wasn't finished. Yea for long entries!! and not just cause I posted my own novel-sized entry. Okay, maybe novella. I follow that relationship pattern too, which is why I forced myself to wait until the third date with StarWarsGuy (he said he was willing to wait as long as I wanted...that rather floored me). Very difficult for me....very, very, very. It's hard to break the pattern, but it can be done. XO~ PS I sent you an e-mail too!

from jehsika :

Hm...peace circle...I know this thing of which you speak. Peace is good. I never bought the create your own reality line either.

from allegedwife :

it's good to have you back. And having a good day! Bonus. (Please do not think of me naked....it will spoil the mood entirely)

from jehsika :

Sauerkraut. Blech. Double blech. But yea! free trips! Fun! Will you buy some silk? My sister bought some custom made thigh-high boots there for a really good price. Take lots of pictures!!! Puhleeze? XO

from jehsika :

hmf. Lets see...where to begin whining...you went away and didn't tell us WHERE...and now you're going off someplace Asian and haven't told us WHY...I feel horribly terribly awfully neglected...yeah, cuz I've never done that, ever, wandered off for awhile with no word...oh...wait...I have...well...I reserve the right not to make sense...WHY are you going to Korea?

from golfwidow :

See last message.

from golfwidow :

Are you back? For reals?

from jehsika :

We meees you...whinge, whinge...alas, poor overworked Mango...I knew him, Horatio. Much love and stuff

from allegedwife :

where have you disappeared to?

from golfwidow :

Happy extremely belated birthday.

from jehsika :

Sounds amazingly like my job...though on a much larger scale for you of course...my morons aren't corporate morons...

from jehsika :

Well, and SO Mr. Adams, where the heck are ya? I know you're around somewhere, 'cause I got that Mona Lisa thingie you sent...Come back Gomez, else I'll be forced to speak French at you.

from jehsika :

Clint Candy? That sounds like his stripper name.

from jehsika :

I sleep in for no reason quite frequently. I try to get up...I NEED to get up. I just can't seem to do it. My body does not like to acknowledge the existence of life before 9 am.

from jehsika :

Mailing you a letter today and the password went out in e-mail this AM. Big kiss!

from jehsika :

new password for diary should be coming your way...let me know if you don't get it in a couple of days, 'kay?

from onewetleg :

you don't need gold. you need photobucket.com check it. love, jj

from jehsika :

I read "coffe with helen OF TROY"...heh, dude that's righteous...way to go, Mango

from jehsika :

I MISSED answer the door in the nude day? Damn, now how the hell did that slip past me?

from jehsika :

Are we having steak? Yea, steak!!!

from jehsika :

You're doing it again. You should not be up at two am. go to bed.

from jehsika :

the black and white is going in the contest...here's hoping...that and ten others...my future is coming

from jehsika :

stop that, stop that, stop not making sense. I had to close last night and my brain hurts and I only have one cigarette left and I haven't had any coffee...so cut it out. Be good.

from jehsika :

I got the letter, yea, yea, yea! Time to go to Sam's now...that's where we get shop supplies...later, gater. See you at the Louvre. Damn the French, full speed ahead to the Mona Lisa.

from jehsika :

I had a day off...it was quite glorious here, I went on a bike ride down the bike trail and in my desire to not have to pass walkers (and therefore have to, you know, talk to them) be alone (what...they think this is some kinda PUBLIC bike trail? dont they know it's MINE) turned off into the suburbs and promptly got LOST. Weird to be lost so close to home. I got found again, obviously, but not after several exhausting hill climbs. My behind is very sore.

from jehsika :

Tee hee...that would be a sight...how very Loony Toons...open the mailbox...five kangaroo heads pop out, "Mom, Can we keep them, pleeeze?"

from jehsika :

I don't know that I'm motivated...I don't feel motivated...I feel desperate...sitting on the living room floor last night, trying to make boxes (so I don't have to pay for them) and running out of tape...and crying over the 1.89 x 3 I'm losing because now I have to buy packaging, no time to get more tape. Wincing and shivering over the 3.29 I have to pay for more tape this morning. I dig in the couch for pennies...I contemplate borrowing money from Dexter to tide me over....I hate this.

from jehsika :

I like that song. That wasn't the point, was it? Want me to make a voodoo doll of him? The 5/8, not the cleaner. Get me a lock of his hair.

from jehsika :

Don't ask for water unless you want to get wet. It's a difficult condition to be in.

from jehsika :

"Hallelujah" is pretty high up there, probably would've been my own choice even a few months ago. I'm feeling as if I've gone through some alchemical change, somehow became someone new when I wasn't looking...if that's possible. Now I choose "Inside," first cut on Sting's Songs of Sacred Love. It creates the strangest movie in my head that explains everything.

from jehsika :

you may write poetry on my walls any time you like...if you can find the space in between the kids drawings and various other artwork. So...what is your opinion of the Cosmic Seed?

from jehsika :

I could only find eleven damnit! (fumes) Is there something under the bed? or behind the cd player? cause I can't get a look, guess I'm not clicking right....grrr...I can't find the third item that goes on the box of mistery or what the heavy key unlocks...sigh...at least it's distracting

from jehsika :

Where is you? I'm having an understated drama queen tantrum because you haven't told me my new hair looks pretty. (worries, worries, worries about you)...are you all right? Do you need anything?

from jehsika :

Most wondorous darling Mango. You never fail me. I am properly chastened now and can once again hold my head high, having thoroughly enjoyed my discipline.

from jehsika :

My word. You are quicksilver today. I'm impressed.

from bettyalready :

I would not have thought twice about you asking the THEME music question. She is right. "Accidently in Love". I am no dancer and hate dancing, but fuck me, I want to dance every time I hear it.

from jehsika :

My theme tune would be "Accidentally in Love" by the Counting Crows. I can't hear it, sing it, think about it without wanting to dance. Even association with the Weasel did not ruin it for me.

from jehsika :

Hipsters and Yugi-Oh ate up $200? What did YOU get?

from jehsika :

Pwa ha! I got Goth...I R Goth...oh yeah, that's me, get me a clove cigarette and crank up the Bauhaus.

from onewetleg :

shh! we don't want to talk about mental illness. people might actually get the idea that it is a disease that needs treatment and not a stigmata. btw, its good to know becca i a hor. i was thinking of dating her. thanks.

from golfwidow :

Soy beans are actually named after the sauce (which is fermented, giving it its dark color), not the other way around. This message has been brought to you by the Department of Completely Useless Knowledge.

from amomsmusings :

I love what you did with T.S. Eliot. Actually, I loved what you did with them all, I'm just partial to T.S.

from jehsika :

I'm on the "I'm so broke I rattle when I walk" stop smoking program...I think I'm on day five...not counting...it would only piss me off...sigh...I really liked smoking...okay not reeking of smoke so much...but I sure did like that cheap high...damnit damnit damnit

from jehsika :

I say...sic your dragon on 'em. They deserve it.

from golfwidow :

Actually? I think you designed an airplane.

from jehsika :

Perhaps because the suspension of reality is over? That's why I do anyway.

from jehsika :

it's all right, I'm okay, it ain't nothing but another day...I'm just holding my breath...till I turn blue...does the noise in my head bother you? Everything is just overwhelming lately...too overwhelming even to write about. The unhappy stuff continues to grind away at me, leaving little energy to deal... and the happy stuff (cause there is some) feels so fragile that I fear if I talk about it, it will disappear in a puff of smoke and I'll be left with nothing again.

from golfwidow :

Be careful. Your origami girlfriend could give you a papercut.

from jehsika :

the diary is the connecting piece...the portkey...touch the keyboard and you're transported...the ley lines are there, radiating out...feel them with your mind, they're there.

from jehsika :

Sigh...I must needs move from this place, though I just moved TO this new place...I have no money to do so...and the courts won't allow me to go so far away I'm thinking...I need some ocean too, but which one? Atlantic, Pacific...what to do? Nowhere to go, must pay off the man...when the Dragon Baby is eighteen I can run away...eight long years...until then the ocean of the mind will have to do. The Pacific I think...the ocean of my babyhood, of my very first memories, foaming over my tiny toes and marking me for life.

from jehsika :

oh, yeah...almost forgot...Spleens...

from jehsika :

Ooh, corduroy...I like it.

from jehsika :

Um...what's a janome? Don't need the any steak knives, have more than plenty of my own. Did you find a nice place to move TO I hope?

from ruffknutt :

I've that Christmas card in the paper tale before... Of course that is because I'm married to her! Married, but unfortunatley separated at the moment - even though I'm still VERY MUCH in love with her. She's still extremely attractive too by the way!

from jehsika :

la, la, la...knew it was you all over, just knew it...oh I am supremely pleased.

from bettyalready :

You did a great job on that webpage! awesome.

from jehsika :

I found the neatest book here at the shop yesterday, it was just going to be thrown out (oh that kills me) but I rescued it. But I'm not telling what it is 'cause I'm sending it and I want it to be a surprise. I can't get to the post office until Thursday. Love ya! HRH, Queen Jessica the first (and only, baby) of Atlantis.--PS I tried to leave this message in your new guestbook but got an error message. I am pouting. I wanted to be the first.

from jehsika :

Where be you? Darkest Africa? Visiting the Masai? Without me? I mees you.

from jehsika :

I'm locking up...you should receive a password at your hotmail addy, let me know if you don't get it.

from jehsika :

The Cafe de Flore...mais oui...how could Sartre, Simone de Beauvoir, and Camus have been wrong? Do you have your Metro ticket? Then we're off.

from golfwidow :

Yay for you posting, and an invitation to Paris, to boot. I'm there.

from jehsika :

We have not been anywhere in such a long time...I neglect you, how awful I feel...let's go to Paris. And sit in a cafe. And smoke and have other people bring ME lattes and talk about...oh just anything. What say you, Your Majesty?

from jehsika :

I am afraid for you...are you all right? Send me a line.

from allegedwife :

I, too, mourn the death of the genuine hot jam donut. It is hardly worth going to school fetes since their demise.

from mangofarmer :

Woohoo! Yay for Princess! Congratulations!

from jehsika :

Congrats to Princess and you are so cute when you do that.

from jehsika :

Psst. I couldn't stay away.

from onewetleg :

'my relationship with the world is not platonic' are you screwing the world or is the world screwing you? or is it a mutual fuck-buddy-type thing? love,

from jehsika :

dude...you so rock...I have not the new Jet CD...I wanted it but was forced to forego in favor of office supplies. Must have printer cartridges and jump drives because I can't save client's work to music CD's. I'm so jealous. Will I ever afford new music again? Sigh. Love ya!

from bettyalready :

where have you been all my life?

from jehsika :

Oh those two faced pricks...I know their kind too well. Something to distract you...www.theladydesigns.com. It's pretty are right now, not much info but it's started.

from golfwidow :

I like these stats. I believe they are keepers.

from jehsika :

My neurons are still smoking from trying to learn javascript. My brain hurts! And the penquin on top of my television isn't doing so well either. We so need a vacation, you and I. Lets go to Japan and eat sushi. From what I understand...they have it there. MMMMMMMMM. Sushi.

from jehsika :

Dah-ling, I have returned from the wilds of New Jersey. My family puts the fun in dyfunctional. My great uncle (who is eighty-four and therefore cannot be yelled at) asked me, right in front of my very sensitive Dragon Baby, when I was going to get a rich new daddy for my kids now that they "ain't got no daddy." I am very glad to be home, such as it is. Loves ya.

from cdghost :

i enjoyed your words, with best regards.. Cdghost

from jehsika :

You are the grooviest. XXXXX Loves ya. Wish you could go see The Village with me.

from jehsika :

I got...rhythm...I got...music...I got...a laptop...who could ask for anything more? How about a burst of confidence to spur me on to money making heights of glory...

from golfwidow :

You can kill me if you want. It's nearly 2 years without a cigarette and I still want one.

from nudeplatypus :

Spellbound is freaking fantastic. I was so tense watching it. However, I saw it at the theater and the couple in front of me kept spelling the words out loud. It was quite annoying.

from jehsika :

Dah-ling...I'm here to tell you...I'm here. Loves ya.

from onewetleg :

ha! thanks for the advice. love,

from allegedwife :

hopelessly lost? not at all.....what you have is situation normal for any parent. we all muddle through doing the best we can....it is all we can do. and from what I can see you are doing pretty ok. believe it or not....what seems a real disaster when you are going through it will seem just a hiccup when you can look back at it....not much comfort for you now, I know, but tis true none the less. grit your teeth and hang in there.....you're a good mum and you WILL get through it all.

from jehsika :

Finally I have made it back here. Been covering for vacationing people at work...it would be nice if it actually gave me enough money to live on. Gah. I miss not being able to e-mail you any time I like! Pardon me while I whine and stomp my feet. Would that I were four again and could just sit down on the carpet and bawl my eyes out when I'm upset. No, must be strong. For the children, who are actual children. I'm tired. Love ya.

from mangofarmer :

You need a *hug*, or a mango. *hands mango a mango*

from jehsika :

Damnit, damnit, damnit!!! I can't get your diary to load on this stupid library computer so I can't read your updates! Are you doing okay?

from jehsika :

Have sent another letter...mailed just today before the visit to the tanning salon because I am sooo pale it's kinda yucky, which was just before driving here to the library to drop this note...I am also researching laptops...I don't know if I'd get financing for one but I can try...cause this no computer thing? it sucks...how can I pester you if I have to wait a week and a half to come to the library? The mail lady just told me today if I stick the right postage on and write air mail on the letters I wouldn't have to come to the counter...damn it why didn't she tell me that weeks ago? When I freakin' asked her!!!! Okay...breathe...off to research...

from golfwidow :

Oh, the egg. What a great life's lesson that is.

from jehsika :

Alas, alack, and Alaska. The computer is dead. Mine that is. Having to type this from the library. Rats and shazzbot. The very stupid soon-to-be-ex-husband is having his lawyer claim to my lawyer I'm a satan worshipper. And the having no money thing? I'm there with ya. Today I will write a check for groceries because it won't post until tomorrow or later and then I can get my paycheck in the bank and avoid over draft charges. Maybe. Mean people suck. Nice people swallow. They're all just jealous because our voices don't talk to them. Will try to write another letter soon. Love ya and other mushy stuff.

from golfwidow :

I'm so sorry to hear about your gran.

from jehsika :

Hm. It has just occured to me...perhaps we do not mean the same kind of databases....it has just occured to me.

from jehsika :

I just started learning Access databases in my Microsoft Office course. It was very confusing at first, seemed so much different than Word, or spreadsheets with all their awful formulas...then it sort of clicked and I think I get it now. The possibilities...to organize and cross reference my books and CDs! Amazing. I am stoked.

from jehsika :

http://www.thetabworld.com/Staind__Its_Been_Awhle_lyrics.html And what do you think of that?

from jehsika :

I wanted to go to New Orleans for my honeymoon. N'aWlins. Yeah...right. I'm waiting for Dexter to be done with Solaris so I can watch Gothika. And eat ice cream. One bad weekend. Then back to the grindstone. I hate maintenance.

from parlance :

Peace, love and ambience, you mean.

from jehsika :

I have writ you a letter and there it sits on my dresser, 'cause I have to take it to the post office for the special stamp and I don't want to go out because I'm trying to hide because it's a bad, bad month and just going to work is shaking me. I will take it tomorrow. I have just decided today...he who dumped me will now be known as "Lousy Stinking Dog Food," which I stole off Courage, the Cowardly Dog and makes me giggle when said in the Indian accent the doctor uses. You know...the doctor. The one Courage always takes Muriel to see. Eustace too sometimes. You have no idea what I'm talking about do you?

from jehsika :

I got dumped. Dumped. I had a new relationship that I THOUGHT held lots of promise. And then...I was dumped, which I've never been before. Ugh. Feels like being punched in the stomach. I cried alot and feel a little better now. I tried to write it out but was tired of writing you whiny letters, they are supposed to cheer you up damnit! later.

from jehsika :

Jesus H. Christ...my inner artist is Norman Rockwell...that's too terrible to contemplate...the test must be whacked.

from jehsika :

maybe it is the writee who is loopy...heh heh...

from jehsika :

bad stuff going down here...the soon-to-be-ex has revealed his true colors...he will try to get the kids...he won't get away with it but it will be messy and ugly...don't send anything else to my regular addy...I think he's got tracking stuff on the my account...send anything to [email protected] ...I'll write another letter soon as its the only trustworthy form of communication now.

from jehsika :

First sleep over...yeah! Did you survive?

from golfwidow :

You can have this banner if you want it. I never ran it. You just need to save it to your own stuff within sixteen days, because my Gold membership is about to expire. http://golfwidow.diaryland.com/images/haikubanner.gif

from jehsika :

Your letter went out yesterday with its little par avion sticker. The lady at the post office said 4 to 7 days for arrival...not even for royalty could it get there faster. Something about the ocean and the fact that its there.

from jehsika :

I will pound on your door til you answer cause I'm scared for you. Are you there?

from jehsika :

Hey...I'm sending you an e-mail...ya fractal geek you.

from jehsika :

Have learned fancy coffee machines. Was taught how to make very foamy steamed milk for lattes and cappucinos and mochas. We only got to practice ONCE because supplies are expensive damnit and on Monday I have to do it for real. I'm just a tiny bit scared. Okay, I'm alot scared. Shall have to rely on my looks and charm and hope there are lots of male customers.

from golfwidow :

Like the work haikus./ I would have us do that here,/ but we're not that wise.

from jehsika :

Psst...I liked the frozen cow. I got the job! Apparently...the proper word for the job is barista...which I don't much like, so I shall continue to be odd and use caffeinista. I get to learn all the fancy machines on Friday.

from mangofarmer :

Yay pretty pictures. :)

from jehsika :

Let me get this straight...you got to go to a decent bookshop, a museum, a cathedral, a gallery AND on a date...during which you had really good food that OTHER people made for you so's you didn't have to wash the dishes? I'm so jealous.

from jehsika :

Hey. I've done all that stuff. Does the Prophet say what we need to do to be CURED?

from jehsika :

You may swim in the dark with me anytime.

from jehsika :

Oooh, a Fabrege egg, my very favorite kind. I watched Gone With the Wind on Sunday, it always gives me (more) attitude and makes me greedy for Rhett Butler. Yummy. I will take all you can give and pay you back in kind.

from golfwidow :

Heh. I am "Easy Rider." Happy New Year ... before the rest of us ...

from jehsika :

Ooh, I'm so jealous you got to go to the new year first. You get to do everything first. Now I shall pout in an attractive yet petulant way.

from onewetleg :

who is that handsome devil in the picture on your diary? izzatchu? love,

from jehsika :

They would indeed be sleeping with the silver fishes...HA, damn I amuse myself...if my Sicilian blood had not been blunted by those damn Hugoenots on my fathers side. But I can still curse them mightily. A pox indeed! Floxom, boxom, burst and burn! May their tax returns get AUDITED!

from onewetleg :

hey, m.p. thanks for the note. im glad your feeling good. i should be but, you know, the toothpain and all. thanks for the wishes, always welcome. hold me while i cry. lol. love,

from onewetleg :

happy christmas. prosperous new year. all that drivel. love,

from jehsika :

Dahling...thanks for the Christmasy e-mail...I am waiting for it all to be OVER. Love ya.

from jehsika :

LOVE the Hulk costume!

from jehsika :

Queen of Atlantis? Sweet! You are the MAN! As to what you should do now with Cheeky...TALK...or write, I guess...you know...converse.

from mangofarmer :

Happy Birthday? Did I understand that correctly?

from onewetleg :

thank you for showing us your collection of run on sentences and thank you for my diaries birthday wish and you know you were the first to add me as a favorite and now i think i know why. :) love,

from onewetleg :

sorry to hear about your gran. it's funny but i always picture you as rail-thin. hmm. love,

from golfwidow :

Like the Mangolution. Well, you know. We all want to change the world.

from jehsika :

I didn't know Chumbawumba did that song. I love that one, I have Stigmata upstairs on tape. Maybe I'll watch it again today. Or maybe I'll just read the Gnostic Gospels I bought and never got around to reading. I like your new mango pics, especially Mangolution!

from jehsika :

Me write that, I wish. The whole CD is like that. I haven't been to a concert in years, can't stand the crowds but I wanted to go to this one. I would have gladly paid the $97 for orchestra seats. But they are already sold out and the concert is in February! Internet pre-sales scarfed up most of the tickets I'm sure, but the regular sales had only been open for two days when I checked. I bet he sold out in the first couple hours. Sigh. I shall just have to become madly famous myself and be able to meet him in person.

from jehsika :

Ee-vil! Evil, evil, evil, evil!...I KNEW it. Boy, you are some kinda freaky. That's so cute.

from onewetleg :

i won't, i won't, i won't believe that blinky bill is evil. i think that nutsy just led him astray. like nancy did sid, like courtney did kurt, like yoko did john. *sob* i won't!

from jehsika :

Blinky scares me...is he EVIL? I think he is. Have taken gin with tonic...it is good. Thanks. Love and light to you.

from jehsika :

Re: Stoli, icy cold out of the fridge...it's so damn smooth, no wonder it's so easy to get drunk. Gin is so strong (for me) I have to drink it too slow to feel it. Perhaps it's best we don't live in the same hemisphere...together we'd be a terror. Re: Lara...that's sad, I'm sorry for you. I hate "should'ves"...I have some of those.

from jehsika :

Why thank you! How come you don't live in my hemisphere? But I think, now that I've had my little boost, I'm taking it down.

from onewetleg :

i'm on patches! sheesh. i fell of my chair at that one. did that really happen? funneee! love, jj

from jehsika :

In re: the poem, Obssession...yes...that's it exactly. But I met with the new writing group last night and everyone got along lovely; I managed to NOT think of him for forty-five minutes.

from jehsika :

EEEK! Hey! You scared me!

from jehsika :

Denise Austin...I'd like to kick her chirpy face in...but she's in much better shape than I, so she'd probably deliver the smackdown.

from onewetleg :

hey, it's been a while. thanks for filling out the survey. i think it was a good one. 'driving me nuts' holy crap! im going to be telling that one at work all day. and no, you can't clean the seat first. but you don't have to lick the whole thing. tommy and i were thinking up ground rules all night. men's or ladies? is the light on? am i blind folded? upper or underside? saturday night or sunday night?the possibilities are endless. love, jj

from jehsika :

Oh, you had me worried some...guess what! Geomagnetic storms coming our way...its gonna rain electromagnetic particles and knock out satellites and stuff...the sun is messin' with our minds...but we may get to see the auroras! It's very rare here in Illinois, too far south. Missed you.

from jehsika :

Hello you...we've both been awful busy hmm? I had a four book paper back set of Milne in it's own little box, still have it here somewhere...even when I was little I liked the poems better than the stories...lovely...

from jehsika :

Oh, they're just exaggerating...it's not nearly that bad, the studio I take yoga in is tiny and the worst um....odor problem we've had is the upstairs neighbors smoking outside the back door.

from jehsika :

retrograde...a planet appears to be moving backwards...the energies and things that planet influences (Mercury=communications among others) slow to a crawl...getting dragged backwards with it...so things whoosh back into place when the planet goes direct...or appears to be moves forward again

from onewetleg :

wow. wowowowow. thank you for adding me. i cant believe it. you actually have me listed with sq-x and jeshika. i love you. im gonna go reciprocate.

from jehsika :

Mercury goes direct on the twentieth by the way...not far now Papa Smurf.

from jehsika :

No trig? A promise I shall have no trouble keeping...I have trouble with basic geometry...I'm just not a higher math person, although I do like the orderliness of bookkeeping, even though I'm not good at that either. Sorry about the ex problems...I think you made the right decision...Mercury in retrograde often revisits past people and problems on us, we have to be careful not to fall in the traps again.

from jehsika :

Nertz! I so meant to leave you a note and say Happy Fathers Day...my day planner happens to list holidays for Canada, Great Britain, Australia and New Zealand...why I don't know...I had it written down and everything! I'm sorry....well, Happy Belated Father's day...I do hope you've recovered.

from jehsika :

whoa...momma said there'd be days like this...why the hell didn't she tell us what to do with them?...Love ya and all that...I would give you some of the chicken and dumplings I just made, if I could...

from jehsika :

I have sent the answers back to the book people and now must wait...Mercury in retrograde will slow down all communication anyway...nerves, nerves, nerves...I tried to think how to present myself in the answers...but then I said stop it and just be yourself...facades will avail you little in the end...here's hoping...

from onewetleg :

hi, mangoprawns. you were the first person to add me as a favorite, did you know that? anyway, id like to invite you to join my new diaryring. the fucktemplate diaryring. it is exclusive to people who design their own or use a diaryland template. please join. thank you. love,

from jehsika :

Snotty Giggle is I use my married name...has a certain lovely viscious quality...or is that viscous? Using my maiden name...Snotty Bubble...which is just so not right.

from onewetleg :

thats amazing! i got the same exact email form my mother-in-law! im gidget applechunks love, gidget

from jehsika :

I have that Evanesence CD...it's great...

from jehsika :

I like that song too...oh, I'm baaaaaaaaaack. I like that song too. Hey...you are the coolest...did you know that?

from jehsika :

You've been busy! I've been busy too...lots of camping prepartation...I've never taken my kids camping myself (they've gone with my mom though)...its nervewracking...and all the new people I'll be with...there'll be fifteen people in our little compound of sorts and I only know eight of them...all those new personalities to sort out...I'm whining sorry, I'm supposed to be happy I'm going on vacation, sort of...anyhow I'll be back Sunday and tell everyone all about it...

from mangofarmer :

Well, alright, I'll forgive you. Just this once. But next time, I'm throwing shoes! ;)

from jehsika :

And it did rain...and it did make me feel renew my faith...you are the MAN. I went for a lovely bike ride in the rain and got quite wet and communed with the Spirits. Thanks!

from mangofarmer :

Woohoo! The Beatles! From "Sgt. Pepper"! My favorite album! Woo! Hoo! I like exclamation points!

from mangofarmer :

How can a big rock be closed for renovations? I'm dumb, I need to know.

from jehsika :

Ah, but without said technology I should have nothing to send to Denise! And I'm taking them to Pan Pagan too, where hopefully many nice Pagan friends will tell me what a stunning artiste poet bitch-goddess I am. So though I would gladly chuck in the river (though the river god would not appreciate it...river gods feel no need for technology either) I need the evil thing...alas

from jehsika :

"Love is the leap that won't be denied..." Sez The Butcher's Wife...Have you seen it? It has Demi Moore, but don't let the stop you, it's way before she got that brittle look...late 80's maybe? I can't quite remember. Anyway, it's magick-toned...I love it, I ought to buy it, but I've bought too much lately...have to wait until next month...thanks for the energies...did you save any for yourself? I'm feeling up, up, and away!!

from jehsika :

Oh that's sweet...I so happy for you!!

from jehsika :

Oh you should learn to sew, it's great fun...I especially love making the boys Halloween costumes whenever I can...a few times it's been beyond my skill level or I couldn't get a pattern and I haven't learned pattern drafting yet.

from mangofarmer :

I agree. Peace to you too mango. :)

from jehsika :

Aaaaahhhh...I see...don't do that...we're all terribly oversensitive here you know...we freak at the slightest provocation...

from mangofarmer :

Mango!?!?! What is with the one word unlocked entry? Are you leaving us? :(

from jehsika :

Hullo and how are you...am recovering from parental visit...and you have unlocked? Has something untoward happened? Did I use untoward correctly? Let me check...hm, seems I did not...oops...hey those beach pictures were just beautiful...liked them very much...

from jehsika :

oooohhh...saw The Leaque of Extraordinary Gentlemen last night...so over the top and very fun...Sean Connery is still so damn cool.

from jehsika :

well you sound chipper, that's good...I woke up today thinking "Mango, Mango..." that's it, just that...so I got a little worried...you're not being chipper just for show are you?...I'm reading Chocolat right now, going really slow and kind of savoring it...it's a really short book...I haven't gotten to the part where the Jonny Depp character makes his appearance yet. A little before bed each night, because I can't have real chocolat anymore...almost as good...

from jehsika :

Soon...I'll be a co-ed...I think the purchase of a plaid mini-skirt is in order...

from mangoprawns :

[double blush] - oops, i didn't expect you to turn around so suddenly.

from jehsika :

(blush)...thanks...I knew that was you, with your tickly fingers...

from jehsika :

why thank you, I'm glad you like it...its one of those odd little ones that slid sideways out of my mind and doesn't seem to make much sense, it's just sort of pretty...

from jehsika :

It's not as much fun as it sounds...most of these people are just regular folks, not hard bodies...and some...some are kind of scary sans clothing...some you WISH would put something ON.

from jehsika :

New moon today...new moon in Cancer...marvelous things will happen...

from jehsika :

Small talk (shudders)...you know I hate it (so how are you.../I'm fine...and how are the kids.../fine...you seem a little tense.../fine!) thanks for the birthday wish...the sad truth is always funny hm?

from jehsika :

Thanks, I'm better now...the moon was void of course nearly all day yesterday and being a Cancer and ruled by the moon...it has a tendency to mess with my head. Now that its moved on over to Taurus I'm better...got my new drivers license today and the picture wasn't too bad.

from jehsika :

Oh my...just the best way to make iced tea ever...You need a glass jar, preferrably pretty big, with a screw top lid (if you don't have the lid cover with plastic wrap and put on a rubber band to hold it)...you need a good sunny day, the hotter the day, the faster the tea will brew...fill up the jar, toss in the tea bags...I use seven, because it's my favorite number and I like stronger tea...set in the sun...check it every now and then for color...bring it in when it's the strength you want...pour off a glass and add sugar and ice...the best tea ever, I swear...

from onewetleg :

tra-la-la! wonderful as usual love,

from jehsika :

thank you...I wasn't sure I was going to post it...it was a little close to the bone...but then I told myself to stop being such a coward...I like your new one immensely, it flows beautifully.

from jehsika :

Oh yes...those shrinks have a thing about hair...

from jehsika :

Why, that would make you Lord Mango the River God! Cool.

from petris-girl :

Good jokes! Rude limerick- sensitive readers look away: There once was a woman from ealing, Who had a peculiar feeling, She lay on her back, And opened her crack, And pissed all over the ceiling! I like that one. It's from the film version of BJD.

from jehsika :

Happy American Fathers Day!...I know ya'll have a different date down there...You're a good daddy and you should get this one too.

from onewetleg :

hi, mango! trying to access your diary but its locked up. sad face.

from petris-girl :

Touching... It's great to know that sometimes, there really is a happy ending, like in the movies.

from jehsika :

It's glad I am to hear it...it just irks me I can't run over to your house and check up on you...I'm going out of town for a couple of days...visiting a friend who moved to Wisconsin...and I was worried...I'll be back Saturday afternoon.

from jehsika :

photos of the devil?...never...while he is certainly fascinating to look at...it's just not natural...all that excessive time, work, energy...put into how your body looks? I mean...I want to look good too, but the time it must take do THAT...I wouldn't waste good (expensive) film on him...I prefer real people...plus...he is still so damn irritatingly perky!

from jehsika :

you know...you can drop me an e-mail if you ever want to spout off royally...I listen good...even over cyberspace...

from mangofarmer :

Well mango, you'll just have to come back and make some more peony underwear because they still annoy the crapola outta me. ;)

from jehsika :

probably you knew that already...your having me on aren't you...I'm muddled and mouthy and flying high today...and yesterday and tomorrow too...I'm trying to clamp it down...sorry

from jehsika :

I knew people would think of that first...and I do find those fanged creatures seductive (ooh, Gary Oldman as Dracula...delicious)...but it's an American idiomatic expression, kind of an old fashioned one, not many people use it anymore...try this...www.clichesite.com

from jehsika :

I went on a quest just a few days ago...I needed a sacred spot...and you'd be surprised that even where humans tromp through...there can still be faeries...they're taking care of the poppies and the big tree...I took lots of pictures with two different cameras and several different kinds of film, trying to capture the feeling to show you...maybe some will come out.

from jehsika :

Alas poor Mango...I knew him, Horatio...Then his brain snapped and he went to Valhalla to become a rabid Mormon...which is just so not right...don't worry...we love you.

from bettyalready :

haha! Too many times I've had that creepy music in the background. da da DA! dude. You da man.

from jehsika :

There's just something so lovely about getting a real ab workout from a man...

from jehsika :

Yes, it was the unexpected but oh, so sexy combination of Tiger Balm and basil that had the boys a runnin' to her.

from jehsika :

Whew...I was a little tiny bit worried. Shades of silly yet scary childhood issues...

from jehsika :

Hello. All my notes are from lately are from petris...have I annoyed you? I'm sorry.

from jehsika :

But is pink really your color? May I suggest purple?

from jehsika :

Ooh me too~! Happy Birthday!

from petris-girl :

Ooh! Say Happy Birthday to Princess for me!

from jehsika :

But I liked the last entry!

from bettyalready :

We too, will be doing the papadum dance in this family. Butter chicken is the spousal's favorite.

from mangofarmer :

Hey mango, guess what? I found nutella at the grocery store. Mmmmmmmmm. C'est magnifique!

from jehsika :

They're up, they're up! Hey...remember the time difference? I just put them up, it's only eight a.m. Saturday here.

from jehsika :

Hmm...lots of upsets. I'm sorry. I've sort of been floating along in my own head...I wrapped up five poems in one day, editing four old ones to perfection and creating a whole new one...will put some up tomorrow. I was the High Priestess tarot card...yea, I rock.

from mangofarmer :

Ahahahahaha. Actually, I kinda wanna be a sousaphone too. Especially since I kinda wanna be wrapped around a certain musician of the sousaphonist variety. ;)

from jehsika :

Hm...I guess crooning is a mostly a chick liking...you don't usually hear a man's voice sound like that...No Oliver Reed in Wicker Man...the so fabulous Edward Woodward (he was the Equalizer...tingly), Christopher Lee, and a writhing Britt Eckland...well...other folks were writhing too...Britt is just the one folks remember.

from jehsika :

"Call Me Irresponsible" Writer(s): Cahn/Van Heusen -- Call me irresponsible - call me unreliable-- Throw in undependable too-- Do my foolish alibis bore you-- Well I'm not too clever - I just adore you-- Call me unpredictable - tell me I'm impractical-- Rainbows I'm inclined to pursue-- Call me irresponsible - yes I'm unreliable-- But it's undeniably true - I'm irresponsibly--mad for you........Don't you just love Sinatra?

from jehsika :

<<but what to do with them once they are gathered?>> What to do? Why...put them in the Wicker Man of course. No doubt they will make a lovely, albeit brief, flame. I shall keep watch for the wind.

from petris-girl :

I'm sorry If the computer has just e-mailed you 101 different times telling you a user name and password for my newly locked diary. If on the other hand no e-mail has reached you at all concerning diary, password, etc, leave me a note and I'll do what I can. AJ

from jehsika :

oooh...whiskered and fanged hm? Going out to bite someone?

from jehsika :

I like that poem...very expressive

from jehsika :

You fairy killer you...

from petris-girl :

I am very flattered! A secondary source! another thing to put on my cv!

from mangofarmer :

Mango, where are you? Did you go and get yourself a life without telling us? :)

from jehsika :

I did not rent any Shakespeare...Science Fair project for Dexter took precedence...but I did go on a bit of a spending spree and bought Much Ado About Nothing along with It Happened One Night, The Philadelphia Story, My Man Godfrey, and have Red Dust on order...couldn't get that on DVD though. I was a bad, naughty spendthrift. But now I have lovely old movies to watch, with no cut out bits.

from mangofarmer :

I was just re-reading your answers to my last survey. They are very funny. I should write another survey. Just thought you should know. Heh.

from petris-girl :

Othello is one of the coolest plays Shakespeare wrote. I love Iago, just because he's so well written. There's loads of controversy as to wether his motives are believable and everything- yes he is a manipulative slimy git, but why is he? Personally, I think he's the dark side of human nature gone to extremes, he tries to justify his actions, but really he's just doing it because he wants to see if he can. Which would explin why he can't explain himself at the end. Sorry for all this rant etc, it's the English Lit student coming out in me.

from jehsika :

pfft...I avoid people all the time...why just yesterday I had the phone unplugged all day...just couldn't handle it...

from jehsika :

ooh...there was an Othello with Laurence Fishburne? I like him...I didn't know that. I liked Kenneth Branagh in Much Ado About Nothing...you know...I just might rent a slew of Shakespeare...I can if I want...Mother's day and all...I shall reenact the taming of the slew!!!! Okay that was really bad...

from petris-girl :

Othello is brilliant. The version with Kenneth Branagh and Laurence Fishbourne is the best. I thought Mothers Day was in March?

from jehsika :

Oooh...you got it right! Fifty brownie points for you. The brownies will be there later to hand them over....Have a care, they're sharp. I was absolutely in love with Clark Gable when I saw him in "It Happened One Night" when I was a kid. It's still my favorite, that and "My Man Godfrey." I was so mad when I got older and found out it was made in 1934 and Clark Gable was dead.

from jehsika :

Maaannnnngooooooo...where aaarrre yooouuu? Poor Lord Mango...working too hard. I put new stuff up.

from jehsika :

Methinks Miss Sqirrelx is not who she appears...if she even is a she...her writing is just a little "too"...her stories just a little too out there, her language just a little too hick...I have experience aplenty with hick...everything is perfectly pat, perfectly made up...no seams...I'm sorry but even interesting people are not that interesting all the time...

from jehsika :

Okay...so you sweet talked me into it...I put a poem up, I'll put some more up later...I wrote two more so I had five waiting...I just don't think they're quite up to standard, just a bit off, and a bit silly, alot like the stuff I wrote in high school...but they won't quit coming out of my head!

from jehsika :

I don't know if my cup is running over but my brain certainly is...running and running and running...it's the energizer bunny brain...I have too many thoughts and not enough time to think them...I want someone else to be the mommy for the while so I can just sit and think without interruption.

from jehsika :

You saw XMEN2 already!!!! Oh, I am so jealous! I will try for pictures of the eclipse but my setup may not do it justice....from what I understand you need a special camera that attaches to a telescope...but it never hurts to try. At least I have a tripod now!

from jehsika :

Psst...you okay? Working hard?

from jehsika :

hot water...And that's a bad thing? I like the verses...very nice indeed...

from jehsika :

It's Beltane, also known as "Go out and get some Day"! Make a wish for something pretty, perhaps Bel will accomadate you!

from jehsika :

ooh, thanks, I like that picture. Eerily enough, I sometimes wear my hair in a similar way. And the book she's holding looks exactly like the leather journal I write the final version of my poems in. Gosh you're clever.

from jehsika :

Oh, they're so beautiful, did you do those? I want to paint again darnit. Go look, I put up a new poem.

from jehsika :

Good is never any fun. Good is boring. Now that I'm all "good"...saw Psychiatrist today...he says I don't have to come back until July for next med check....now that I'm good I'm BORED and restless and unsatisfied.

from jehsika :

I'm sorry you don't get it...I don't get it either and I'm married.

from jehsika :

Night shift...now...you are a children of the night! And do you make sweet music?

from jehsika :

Thank you...glad you like...the first line was running through my brain, over and over...demanding to be written down...my muse can be obnoxious sometimes.

from jehsika :

Oh dear...how selfish of me...I forgot to say sorry things are so bad at work.

from jehsika :

Wait a minute...what miss me...I'm not going anywhere...goofy...anyhow...saw you not the one, two, three notes under my "eyes" comment? Me thinks chemistry has addled your mind...quit trying to bond ions, you'll never win and the ions like it. I'm going to post one of my poems now.

from petris-girl :

Ah, ionic vs covalent bonding. I remember that from the time when I did chemistry. It was fun, because we had pretty pictures in our notes of molecules with smiley faces holding hands and swapping electrons... Our teacher was a bit crazy.

from jehsika :

ooh, I have two, count 'em two lovely poems to post...seems the minute I've figured I'm at a trickle along comes a flood.

from bettyalready :

Liked the eyes. Isn't that funny how a blackout makes you see things you never see and the second the power is back on, we are right back to the TV....that's so me man.

from jehsika :

Why, sir, are you making eyes?

from jehsika :

Ooh,pictures...I love pictures...aren't you cute...

from jehsika :

It won't take longer...but it WILL seem to...and when you get there you'll find you don't have to go anymore. Loved K-PAX, loved the song from it too, Drops of Jupiter...

from jehsika :

That's all I wanted, my own way...when I get my own way...everybody wins...

from jehsika :

So not naughty THEN.

from jehsika :

Hey, stop pissing on my fun...if I say you were bad...you were bad...especially compared to me...I never had a curfew ever, not because my mother was lenient, but because I never did anything that required one. I was just so not naughty.

from jehsika :

Hm...I just read 1980 and '81. You were a bad boy...I would've been immensely impressed...'course...I was 10 in 1981. My dad is here...napping on the couch thank god I don't have to talk make conversation with him.

from jehsika :

I think that's one of the new features, your buddy list turns color when someone on it has updated. I'm going to try biking instead...really early biking...kick out four or five miles in the morning...keep up the momentum...glad all is okay...no movies...I finally went to bed and had strage fitful dreams

from jehsika :

Oh dear...insomnia. Just when I was getting all better too...how are all things in the land of Oz? I should just not be awake now...my father arrives on Thursday...that's probably it...and I'm upset because my head is not where it should be...I can't concentrate on anything, I haven't cleaned properly...and I think I'm getting shin splints...and I can't do my exercise tapes while he's here and I'm afraid if I stop I won't start again...damn I should've just written an e-mail.

from jehsika :

But everybody's okay, right? I mean physically? Much damage to the car? Still drivable?

from jehsika :

Dun't know if there'll be any movies...this "Snicket" person is more mysterious than Ms. Rowling...

from jehsika :

"he hasn't quite gripped the concept of being "sick" "...these kids today, huh? Symptoms better?

from jehsika :

Volare...whoa-oh...cantare...whoa-oh-oh-oh

from jehsika :

Poor little guy...will the tonsils have to come out?

from jehsika :

I'm all blushing at my imagined description...I always thought myself too short to be elegant...here are good wishes and energies for Scrat...my boys get so listless when they have a fever...that's what scares me the most...to see those bundles of energy suddenly just lying there, sleeping all day...

from jehsika :

He can understand...but he'll pretend not to, just to piss the englishman off.

from jehsika :

oh those jokes were silly and very funny...I needed that...I've been so annoyed this morning, thanks

from jehsika :

Nothing to be done...nothing to be said...except that I am listening...I'm good at that...We hear you

from bettyalready :

Dude, I fucked up utterly and deleted your password stuff today. Please send again? Oh please!

from jehsika :

As I married my first real boyfriend (but not my first lover) I've never heard or given the speech ("it's not you, it's me...really...now go away")...I feel cheated somehow...I am I still allowed to sing the blues? I was lucky in high school...no one picked on me...I was mostly invisible.

from jehsika :

Psst...have you got a different paradigm? Mine's worn right through.

from jehsika :

We shall have to disagree I think...for I dislike Winona Ryder...muchly.

from jehsika :

Winona Ryder? Winona? Ryder?

from jehsika :

I'm sorry your Sammy dog is lost...poor Sam...It's raining here too...the insurance screwed up my shrink bills...Dexter is having loads of trouble focusing...not getting homework done...it's all sort of coming down at once, isn't it...It never rains...but it pours...

from petris-girl :

Hey, listen, you are NOT a fuck-up. stop thinking that you are. Life is hard enough without beating yourself up about it because you think you're not doing a good job. You're not superman- no-one is. From what I can gather, you have two wonderful kids who you obviously love, and who love you too. Even if you feel nothing else in your life is worth anything- being able to say you have them is acchievement enough for anyone. so cheer up. That's an order!

from jehsika :

uh...how did that happen...is your screen messed up too?

from jehsika :

It was indeed a black mask...the only proper kind...no grey hairs means a pure and meaningful life? Whoa...I've snowballed somebody...or maybe its that painting of me up in the attic.

from jehsika :

Aaaaahhh...so you were that masked man!

from petris-girl :

I am also trying to read Catch 22, but have not enough time atm. My psychology teacher has nicknamed me Zorro, because I fence, and have on cold occasions been known to come in wearing a scarf over my face. Zorro rocks.

from jehsika :

Zorromangonism...Gosh your clever...will you be my hero? Or at least my Zorro?...have no illicit drugs or firearms...my children popped all the bubble wrap...how about if I think dull thoughts at you?

from mangofarmer :

I want to join your religion. How does one go about converting from Sarahism (the religion in which you sit and meditate and play the piccolo sometimes and think about mangoes at others)? Is there counseling involved? Or perhaps baptism in a vat of mango tea?

from mangofarmer :

I thought maybe I e-mailed you ([email protected] by the way). I've been missing my daily dose of mango-flavored goodness. Am I not special enough for a password? :(

from jehsika :

There's frost this morning...bad frost go away! I-don't-want-any-more-COLD. Interview with a Vampire is playing on the tv in the other room...it's surreal and yet...terribly dull...life has been a bit dull lately...I'm sorry about your servers...shall I send over some dull?

from petris-girl :

still can't get into your diary. Don't know what I'm doing wrong. my e-mail is [email protected] btw.

from jehsika :

Psst. Pssssst. Psssssssssst!....sorry...just messing with you.

from jehsika :

I'm cold! I want to take a bath and go to bed but it's only seven pm...I think I'll do it anyway. Hm...even my notes are dull today.

from petris-girl :

Hey, did you lock your diary? Can I have a password please? Pretty please?

from jehsika :

Yes...I've molted...such a messy process but with lovely results....Secret diary, ooh I got a password, I feel all special! Okay, now I'll tell you a secret...secretly...I'm a little naive. And I like to dance to loading zone announcements.

from jehsika :

how do I do that? I'm just good....I remember that episode of FT...Titanic sunk by a burger hm? It could happen. I can see it.

from jehsika :

the f-stops are driving me mad...I'll have nightmares about availabale light and aperture settings...

from jehsika :

well...that lets me out...I'm invisible.

from jehsika :

The cradle of civilization...we included a prayer for it (and everyone there) in our ritual on Saturday.

from jehsika :

Whoo hoo! Red! She's a wild woman...I say go for it!

from jehsika :

That jacket is also a bold statement. It goes well with her hair.

from jehsika :

You can get anything you want at Alice's Resteraunt.

from jehsika :

Think that new entry is funny do ya? Oh, wait...it is funny! I adore the Addams family...they had their own groove...although I didn't understand a thing Marketicia was saying either...

from jehsika :

I would be honored to be ticketed with you. Do you think they'll use...handcuffs?

from jehsika :

oh, I just watched the Bush/Blair vid. That is too funny!

from jehsika :

If you're going to be an angel, don't fly without me.

from jehsika :

{{she's back - now i can stop astral trvelling and get on with it}} I knew that was you...just think of all the astral travel miles you've accrued!-- {{- damn! how do you get the weather to do that just for you?}}...I'm just good...

from jehsika :

george is insane and has sold us all down the river. Please send a rabid koala in a box to 1414 Pennsylvania avenue. It's the big house with all the lawn, painted white.

from petris-girl :

Here I am, I make a rhyme, I don't know why I waste my time on English essays, Physics sheets, and other things so anti-sweet, When I could just as easily be having one ginormous "Free"

from jehsika :

national rhyme week hmm?...okay...umm...uhh...shoot. Can I stand on my past laurels?

from jehsika :

Busy you, madly typing away...me, I'm just mad...kids making me crazy...can't wait for Monday. The sun finally came out here! It's warm enough to open the windows and air out the house.

from petris-girl :

My only problem with Jane Austen is the fact that I have to study Emma in English Lit. I would, however , much rather be doing Jane Austen than Dickens (shudder) who really was Boooooring. Also, don't even get me started on the Brontes. In comparison, Jane Austen is fabulous.

from petris-girl :

I really can't speak for Blair, but i wouldn't be in the least surprised if he's stressed, what with prety much the entire country hating him and all.

from jehsika :

notes are fine...notes are my lifeline...little drops of calm in my chaos....

from petris-girl :

The vue Grand- OMG wow! it sounds like a kid's paradise! Oh how I wish I'd had someplace as cool as that as a kid!

from jehsika :

Oh...no actually, but thanks for asking...I can feel mania creeping around under my skin...making me want to...do things I shouldn't...trying to channel energy into housework because suddenly I can see every speck of dirt...

from jehsika :

Am glad you like...Faerie Oracle cards are strange...designed by Brian Froud...gave me weird dreams and my eyes snapped open at five AM (me, who loves to sleep in)...but I'm finding them much easier to work with than tarot.

from jehsika :

your links at the bottom of the 3/10/03 aren't linked correctly--Tom Cruise? Tom Cruise as Hercule Poirot?...That's....weird. Weirdo...bet you think crucifixtions a doddle. You have wooden spoons, don't you! Splitter!

from jehsika :

Generic pasta! vegetable oil! Are you mad! Never say such things to a Sicilian (even if I am only 1/4 and can't speak Italian)...Sacrilege!

from jehsika :

Toot, toot, tootsie, goodbye...toot, toot, tootsie, don't cry...Hey...you're not tootsie...who the heck are you anyway?

from dasauce :

One would suspect that with Blunderland having a currancy called The Buttkiss, a single unit would be broken into 100 BN's...and the one brown-nose coin would be worth nothing.

from jehsika :

I don't see what the problem is...they look like perfectly nice undies.

from jehsika :

Aaahh! I see...Jell-o is the name brand, gelatin is the generic term...red is not a flavor...Cherry? my favorite...we used to get it at buffet resteraunts...cut into cubes with whipped topping on top...mmmmm....yum! So...Jell-o and ice cream...strikes me as rather chill inducing. And what flavor ice cream?

from jehsika :

Jelly and Ice Cream? Jelly AND Ice cream?...What kind of jelly? I didn't know god was up for that sort of thing.

from petris-girl :

Actually I fence epee, but thanks all the same!

from petris-girl :

Did you find skarlowie? I seem to be adding more and more entries of yours to my favourites page- mainly the blunderland stuff, because it's really funny. just thought you might want to know.

from jehsika :

Product "X"! Isn't that the new juice and alcohol product? Why, I heard about that last week. Tastes like chicken.

from jehsika :

yes...but did you find skarlowie?

from jehsika :

Oh, and I do hope the swim meet went well.

from jehsika :

Snow, snow, snow! We got a foot of snow...unfortunately the sun is out right now, way too bright for pictures, but we're supposed to get more this weekend.

from jehsika :

Danja, danja, danja. (danger even)...broccoli can be viscious...he is wise to sneak up on it.

from jehsika :

You know...I always preferred Grover to Elmo. Especially when he played the waiter and drove that customer nuts. Elmo gets on my nerves...Grover is cool. Of course, my very favorite was Oscar the Grouch. He got to say whatever he thought.

from jehsika :

my vote is d) anarchy and e)replacing all the actors with trained show dogs...get the current Westminster Show winner to be the head of network.

from jehsika :

re:entry of 03/02/03-5:46pm...do you mind? I'm trying really hard to be depressed here?

from petris-girl :

Ooh! Does this mean I get to declare wars and stuff?? Yeah, sounds cool!

from jehsika :

They were sucked into the vortex by a praying mantis travelling under a curse. No rest for the wicked.

from jehsika :

Ministress eh? Cool. I am so there.

from jehsika :

You'll turn my head with such flattery sir! What's got you in such a good mood?

from jehsika :

WWI and WWII battle reenactments...bores me no end and is a damn expensive hobby...but it gets him out of my hair...as I'm writing this it's 4:30 am where you are. You're asleep! at least, you should be...I found a map that shows times around the world...cool

from jehsika :

ew, spiders, ew, ew...I don't like spiders one bit...ew...I always have to make a list to organize the day...then remember that I even made the list...then remember where I put it

from jehsika :

How do you remember all that stuff...teachers and friends names and all? My childhood is all fuzzy...except for the books I read.

from jehsika :

rather benevolent? that's a qualifier. Are you sometimes not so benevolent? And where did you leave your keys?

from jehsika :

King Mango? Lord Mango of Mango Manor, Duke of the Five Tropics and master of all you survey?

from jehsika :

So are you a king?

from jehsika :

A griffin...whoa.

from jehsika :

Believe, sir? In what, sir? One minute high, one minute desolate...hey, did you take the mythological beast test?

from jehsika :

thanks...i was very unhappy...but feel okay now

from jehsika :

Wascally wabbitt--feisty to the end--listen, I wasn't feeling so good yesterday, and I sent you a short e-mail--you may ignore it

from jehsika :

poem--perfect

from jehsika :

It means you should be on the look out for attack bunnies...they lull you gregorian chants...then sneak in and leave bunny raisins all over the carpet...just to fuck with your mind...did you really sleep with three of your former bosses? ...oooooh, that's naughty...and yet terribly amusing...

from jehsika :

Goofy, you've left the message on your own notes again. I hope you went straight to bed.

from mangoprawns :

a hoax! like the bumper spaghetti harvest and milli vanilli. i feel so used...

from jehsika :

Washing...you should've put it in with mine, I did six loads yesterday...I don't know about the Brazilian men (I would move there but Latin machismo gets on my nerves) but the blonde thing was a hoax...it was on Witchvox a few months ago...

from jehsika :

All I can say to the newest entry is ...me too. I do hope you get a proper day off soon. I worry for you!

from petris-girl :

Hi! and, yes, all's ok on my little world, thanks, minor difficulties, but nothing I can't cope with. Hope same goes 4 u.

from jehsika :

Had you a pretty sleep?

from jehsika :

Madness ensued, hmm? Well, I only had my own kids to deal with, your blackout sounds exponentially worse...I do hope you've gotten some rest now and had some pretty dreams at least...really, really

from jehsika :

I forgot...thanks for the note on the poem...most of them tend to come out like that, in that old fashioned language...it looks strange in todays world, where everything is so in your face, to be so restrained

from jehsika :

Love the three wishes...you're the best fairy godfather a chick could have...thank you Godfather, I promise to return the favor...I'm Italian you know...if I break my word my Sicilian ancestors will come screaming from the grave to get me for besmirching the family honor

from jehsika :

For your listening pleasure I suggest...Annie Lennox...Diva...you know, 3/4ths of your notes are from me...I look like a friggin stalker...

from jehsika :

no (snort) PORK...the other white meat

from jehsika :

Careful...Tony Robbins wants yer soul in exchange...he tried to get mine but I bit him...

from jehsika :

Congrats to Princess!!!

from jehsika :

The full moon...aaaahhhh...I was so worked up Sunday I couldn't enjoy it...it was a perfect night for it too, all perfect and luminous in the totally clear sky...I only had a glimpse of it as we were driving to dinner.

from jehsika :

Sweetie darling, my children have found the jester hats...I may be in great peril. I do so relish these times of peril! Let me go back and face the peril!...Sorry...just dropping by to say G'night. Or good morning, as the case may be. Why are you lugging around a case full of morning? G'day?

from jehsika :

Don't be afraid of Odin, you know he's only got the one eye. Be afraid of Thor. He's been so cranky since that pebble counting thing...

from pennylane731 :

i feel like i know you...do i? (aka neon7c)

from jehsika :

in re: "I met a man..."--that's one of my favorites.

from mangofarmer :

Actually, Jewelry Girl was doing most of the actual flying of the plane. I was shooting at the aliens. :)

from jehsika :

ooooohhh...I like the poems...I am madly snapping in proper bohemian fashion...

from jehsika :

snow is mostly gone now here, 'cept for those ugly lumps covered with road grit...I'd like spring now...I want to ride my bike on the bike trail.

from jehsika :

Minority Report...I loved Tom Cruise chased his runaway eyeballs down the back corridor

from dasauce :

Dunno if it is real or one of our compatriots--but I'll give it this. Whether vertenly (or inad) it is funny as heck. My moldy-child and were looking for something to savor, and it wasn't drugs, but it might be in a jar. Damn. It was probably golf-widow, I wish I could trust those things... How can you spell sin properly and miss so many other words? Funny. Bestest atcha. Happy Hallmark Day! --SauceYaLater?

from jehsika :

yeppers...lots to do today...

from jehsika :

I hate those school things...999 normal people and me...I keep feeling like they'll suddenly turn on me..."Not one of us...not one of us..."

from jehsika :

better Squirrel-X then Leslie Irene the Porcelin freakin' Princess...I'm damn sick of her...

from jehsika :

"i shall design a hot beverage with a fluffy choc-dusted marshmallowy froth on top called a gluco-nico-cino" OOoh! I want some, I want some!

from dasauce :

Thank you, I think. Why does the world need more single fathers? [Bemused Boy Here] Bestest, DatSauceGuy

from jehsika :

Almost forgot...got the e-mail, thanks soooo much...must run to Shrink appt. now but will answer when I get home.

from jehsika :

Why is there are seven rings of hell but only one heaven. Is there only one heaven? I only had to read the Inferno in school, we never went on to Purgatory or Heaven. There was another book, written in the...eighties? My friend Kim made me read it. A sort of modern guys trip through hell...the "Guide" ended up being Mussolini...I think. I'm getting off track aren't I?

from jehsika :

I know your paying attention...thanks for the comments...I was just sort of railing...in a subdued way.....Where's my wishes?

from jehsika :

three wishes? cool. I want an end to world hunger, my pre-baby body back, and one of those automated litter boxes cause my cat is stinking up the place.

from jehsika :

whoa...you sound hi-octane today! I'd like to see James Taylor in concert...he's different, makes me feel like butterflies inside. I played his "New Moon Shine" so much I wore out the tape...it's actually the only one I have of his...I should get some more...

from petris-girl :

Hmm, when you put it like that... (Mangofarmer, I agree, Connery was the best Bond, but Brosnan comes a very close second.) On another topic, Your life story's hardly boring! I often wish I had a colurful and interesting past- as I'm only 16 I don't actually have that much of a past at all yet...

from jehsika :

See I don't mind just gettin' tiddly. In fact I prefer it. Because I don't enjoy puking. Well who does hm? But I tend get blank spots in my memory when I'm truly good and drunk...I hate blank spots.

from mangofarmer :

I believe the quick clicking has something to do with my newfound powers of telekinesis. Speaking of which, has your snowball arrived yet? Because I'm a little worried about its safety. I think I may have sent it over the Sahara. Bad idea. :)

from mangofarmer :

Well I think your life story sounds interesting so far. :) I didn't do anything half as exciting when I was four- although one time we were visiting my aunt about two hours away. We'd got all the way home before I'd realized that I had left my precious (preciousss?) Petey, the stuffed dog my mom got for me before I was born. So my dad drove all the way back to my aunt's house just to get Petey. Sometimes I remember stories like this when I get really annoyed at my parents. And it's nice.

from mangofarmer :

Sean Connery is the only proper James Bond. That's just the way it is.

from petris-girl :

How can you not like James Bond??? Ok, the plots mostly aren't up to much, but the gadgets are cool, the cars are incredible (esp the latest) And the most recent has got fencing in it, which was actually real looking and accurate! (appart from at one point, I think there ought to have been a yellow card- but only a fanatic would notice that.)

from jehsika :

I love James Bond....tastes like chicken.

from jehsika :

yer a loony? Are all your pets called Eric?

from jehsika :

Okay...Pic #1, coming your way.

from mangofarmer :

Hello by the way. Grannies really do wear granny panties. It is the sad, unfortunate truth. I have been in the store and have seen them buy them. Oh, the horror. Or something. Yes.

from jehsika :

I can e-mail you some larger snow pics if you like. They fill up the whole screen. How fast is your modem? I can send them one at a time if need be.

from jehsika :

'lo you. I have nothing cute to say today, just saying hi.

from jehsika :

Glad you like the snow pics...Pharoh! Right now I'm almost finished with the stepped pyramid complex, damn that is a hard mission, getting enough food in that one to keep everybody fed...once I got Bast happy enough though she kept people fed and I was able to hire enough people to get things done. I'm on the Very Easy setting right now, but I'm finished I want to go back and try the whole thing again on Very Hard.

from prostituee :

I missed Imbolc. Bummer deal. I'm sending unfuzziness thoughts your way. Well good thoughts with hopes that you will be unfuzzy

from jehsika :

'Lo you. Imbolc was a success for the Grove. I'm still tired but my friend Sal and her husband (who were our hosts that night) gave me speakers for my computer! I feel lost and floaty right now...but I have a shrink visit today and must see the psychiatrist on Friday and he will give me happy pills. I hope. Hope you are well.

from prostituee :

Oh don't get all that excited. You know me.

from mangofarmer :

Mmmmmm.... concentrated molten snickeronium.... Hey baby, is that a Snickers bar in your pocket, or are you just a big slob to leave chocolate in your pocket in Australia where it's warm? I mean, here maybe such a thing would turn into a Snickersicle. Grrr. Now I want some chocolate.

from mangofarmer :

<goes outside, forms snowball and launches it into the air with mind> At the rate my mind has been working as of late, it should arrive within 7-10 days. Now, pardon me while I go summon myself a mango raspberry margarita. :)

from bettyalready :

My dearest Mango. Forever I thought you were a chick. I am sorry. I have to go look at my profile to see if I wrote "she" in it.

from petris-girl :

Enjoy it! -agony aunt

from mangofarmer :

I wish my family was that interesting. :)

from petris-girl :

Oh, and, if I say I'd rather not join your dirayring, does that mean I can be in it?

from petris-girl :

All the best education is fun. Go pythons. I like it when we get to watch Blackadder in History.

from mangofarmer :

Hey, I'd join your diaryring! But I guess that does defeat the whole purpose.... woops.

from jehsika :

On second thought...lets not go to Camelot. It is a silly place.

from jehsika :

Will get snow pics developed soon and post them just for you!

from petris-girl :

WOW! Looooooooooovvvve the poem! Very funny, and it rhymes too! Lewis Carrol would be proud.

from jehsika :

I want a Hello Kitty Carry Case! You know, once you give one fool/child/co-worker something, there all going to want the same. 'Lo to you Miss Betty.

from bettyalready :

Hi Jehsika! I know you from elsewhere. Anyway, mango, tell me about bipolar. email if you wish. [email protected]

from jehsika :

I remember...since it was not long ago for me...both my babies first day of kindergarden...they were both rarin' to go...did not need me..."Yeah, bye Mom, see ya..." I was the one crying...

from petris-girl :

unfortunately, do not have a copy of "Persuasion" Would send you a copy if I did. But I don't. So I can't. Sorry. I have a copy of "Emma", but that belongs to the school, and I need it for my Eng. Lit. course. Mind you, at the minute my life resembles a Jane Austen novel, but I don't think I could analyze that in an exam...

from jehsika :

I know that feeling.

from jehsika :

Hmm...not to hell...but minions will have to be dispatched again...I'm beginning to think you LIKE this...really, it was great fun to see it on the big screen, but will be more fun to have get my own copy and be able to replay favorite parts

from mangofarmer :

Fight the good fight for all those mangoes, my friend. :) I'm glad to be home, but there is a good deal more snow that I really don't want. And it isn't even in the form of a telephone pole snowball. What is this world coming to?

from jehsika :

fumbled that joke eh?

from jehsika :

fumbled that joke eh?

from jehsika :

whoa...cool study buddy...you so rock...I always ended up with a smelly jock who managed to make fun of me and look down my shirt at the same time despite his i.q. being lower than his shirt size...I hated assigned partners...how'd you rate the King of Night Visions?

from mangofarmer :

I'm getting dizzy... I'm getting very, very dizzy...

from jehsika :

lol...swirlies...(eyes glaze over)...whoa

from jehsika :

Minions have been dispatched...take care not to tickle them...odd things have been known to happen...people have disappeared, never to be heard from again...my collection isn't complete yet...

from jehsika :

Very pretty poetry. I very much like. Sleep now? Or I shall send my dark minions to do unspeakable things to you! I ten a.m. here ya know...you've been up all night.

from jehsika :

Go to sleep!

from jehsika :

Damn! You were busy!

from bettyalready :

Do you know how many people have said "Hey, can I move next to you?" after that pot entry. That is too funny!

from jehsika :

Dude! It's totally a coelacanth! I like the word. Coelacanth. They so rock.

from petris-girl :

Did you know that 40 cups of coffee (or the equivalent) contain enough caffine to kill you? Oh well, you're probably innoculising yourself against it's effect, so if, in the unlikely event of someone trying to poison you with caffine, you'll be fine! (although I'd advise you not to try this hypothesis out.)

from mangofarmer :

I'm drinking mango tea right now. I just thought you should know. :)

from mangoprawns :

my gods! now i'm leaving myself messages.

from mangoprawns :

now that would explain the funny looks i get when i give blood. that and the purple paisley shirt.

from jehsika :

sweetie darling...no wonder you don't sleep...you've replaced your blood with coffee. I personally recommend the melodrama diet...too much adrenalin to eat...

from jehsika :

Silly!

from petris-girl :

I'm sure I've told you before- go out and write a book! Your Mango's adventures in blunderland would make a really good column in a magazine or paper. So, if you're really fed up with corporate drudgery, that's what you should do! (mind you- the problem is, the pay is peanuts, and you need to try for ages to get anything published. But still! Go for it!)

from mangofarmer :

Oooooh I want to speak in Beatles lyrics. But all I can think of right now (it's early-ish) is song titles. I wanna hold your hand so I can get back to the long and winding road eight days a week? Yeah I really should stop now. Have a lovely day/night/whatever. :)

from jehsika :

sweetie darling...those people are crazy...they'll put you off your toast...don't worry...in the end...I don't think they're real

from jehsika :

My boys used to LOVE Thomas...thought of almost nothing else. When Dexter was four, he gave everyone in the family a name from Thomas and would only call them by that name. I have a big box of die-cast Thomas trains...all badly chipped from much play...now they've moved on to big boy stuff...I can't bear to part with the darn things.

from jehsika :

Payment terms are totally doable...though you know what they say about American beer... it's like making love in a canoe...we'll have to find something up to your standards...lol...it's so strange to me that your going to sleep just as I'm getting up...the internet is a vehicle for time travel...almost...G'night you...sleep well.

from mangofarmer :

Thank you. :)

from jehsika :

No fish to polish...but you can paint the cats toenails.

from jehsika :

Clean house eh? Do you hire out? I'd pay big money for someone...anyone else to help me clean.

from petris-girl :

Have to say, love the drawings. Really wish I could draw hands, especialy hands playing guitar chords. I can do faces, but not hands, so I always have to draw people holding stuff, or with their hands behind their backs or something. Also can't do feet.

from mangofarmer :

Well mango, I hate to break it to you, but the snowball has already melted. Or maybe somebody beat me to it and has already mailed it to Australia.... I'm not sure how you'd go about doing that, but I'm sure it could happen. Congratulations on the table tennis trophy by the way. Heh. The only trophy I ever won was for a spelling bee in fifth grade. It was of a bee with glasses and one of those funny academic hats, holding a book and raising one arm up with one finger pointed up. I was so proud of that stupid thing- until I realized it was made out of plastic. Cheap bastards, those spelling bee people were.

from jehsika :

on knowing the appointment will go well I feel much better, thanks ever so much. You're a peach. Well...sort of. I do hope your work problems settle down for you.

from petris-girl :

Descarte, very cool, Van Gogh, excellent- I have a print of his on my wall, Ghandi, brilliant guy, inspirational, Gallileo, had the courage to be right in the face of adversity, William Blake, depressing. Might I also add Shakespeare, Kant, Plato, Donne... many others who I would think of, but for the fact that being ill, my brain is not functioning propperly.

from jehsika :

Hey...since it's already Monday there, can you tell me if I'm going to have a good doctor's appointment?

from mangofarmer :

Thanks for taking my survey. You made a bored person very happy. :) I loved your most recent poem too.

from dcalien :

You have a very nice layout. I read a few of your entries, and you write witha unique style. I enjoyed my visit here.

from petris-girl :

Thanks, your last note was really nice. And just to reassure you, your theory is correct. You are alive. (Descarte: I think therefore I am.) QED. ;)

from jehsika :

The full moon that shines on you...will soon be shining on me too...Pizza and beer for me tonight with old friends, first Pagans I met in this area...wish I could take you and cheer you up!

from jehsika :

eenie-meenie-miney-mo, all bad jujus gotta go!

from jehsika :

CEO or poet laureate...ball-crushing, high-heels and custom made suit wearing, coporate mega-bitch or dreamy, dreaming, distracted, delightful, flimsy cotton dress and no shoes wearing muse...uh...can I do both? I have many moods...sometimes all at once

from jehsika :

the rearrangements are nice...I like the picture of the old man in the rocking chair.

from petris-girl :

Just a quick note 2 say; like the new layout, wish I could do fun stuff with my sad and boring page...

from jehsika :

Whoo hoo! I go 12 out of 14 on the test! I know my arse from my elbow! I so rock.

from mangofarmer :

Thanks for the concern. My aunt had her surgery yesterday, so I had to stay off the computer to keep the phone lines clear. Icky dialup. But she came through okay, so everything is coming up mangoes. Have a lovely day. :)

from petris-girl :

Hmmm, I always had my suspicions about the telly tubbies- glad I'm not the only one. And I know what you mean about acnowledgement (Even from strange sources) feeling like appreciation. Everyone likes to feel noticed, that way they're sure they still exist. Well, that's my opinion, for what it's worth, but then I'm into all that existential pondering stuff...

from jehsika :

So glad you like my pretty words...they came to me in the shower...poetry in the shower is always prettier...

from jehsika :

Pretty flower!

from invisibledon :

Thanks for playing in the neighborhood(taking the survey) - good answers by the way

from jehsika :

I haven't forgot about your question...your paintings are very moving...

from mangofarmer :

Ahhh! I love that poem. It really just makes sense- I'm not sure what else to say. Thank you. :) :) :)

from mangofarmer :

Those paintings are really beautiful. I wish I had something more useful to say, but I don't. Carry on. :)

from jehsika :

hey hon', I got your e-mail. Will answer in a bit, as I'm short on time this morning, gotta go help teachers and then neighbors and it's a looong story. Yee ha for fudge!

from invisibledon :

I see all I know all ... Ok I'm just kidding the invisible thing does have some advantages you know not being noticed - but it was a stats page that led me back to you because you clicked the banner

from mangofarmer :

That was the best note (and poem) ever! Thank you. *really big happy grin or two* :) :)

from jehsika :

Dude...Starship Troopers...great splat movie. I love Michael Ironside. It's my understanding that the book is quite different though, my Senior Druid read it and told me. No chickies for one thing.

from onewetleg :

thanks mango. good to hear from you. do you know any thing about furby?

from invisibledon :

Thanks for visiting

from petris-girl :

You're welcome!!

from mangofarmer :

Heehee. If you must know, I had a nice conversation with The Reason this afternoon. Now maybe it's just because I was listening to the "Lord of the Rings" soundtrack this afternoon, but I'm sure your goddess is out there. And you'll find her. In the meantime, I think you should know that I am presently drinking mango tea. At any rate, have a lovely day. :)

from petris-girl :

Hey! Best page I've seen in a long time. You'll probably think I'm crazy, but you ought to write a book- you sound like you've got a natural gift for writing, and I should know. AJ.

from warmplace :

I liked your poem (jan5/03). Reminded me of Donne.

from mangofarmer :

Peace, love, and mangos. Amen. :)

from bettyalready :

I loved today's poem (1-05-03). wonderful. I loved it.

from jehsika :

Lovely poem, it was indeed very romantic. Hurrah for Poem #1!

from jehsika :

In the storm you can't always tell, but the other side is always there. Hang on until you get to the other side. I'm thinking about you, sending you energies.

from onewetleg :

its good to know someone is listening. thank you for the comment and keep on writing. write til you bleed! love, me

from jehsika :

Hope you are having a better day today. Is it today there yet?

from mangofarmer :

That is a most excellent box of mangoes. I approve. :)

from jehsika :

Piffle! Who told you you weren't Celtic enough? The largest portion of my heritage is Italian, specifically Sicilian. Talk to the Gods, they're the ones you have to worry about.

from mangofarmer :

I'm glad you're so enthusiastic. 2003 merely has made me hungry, that's all.

from jehsika :

No problem on those Druid links, always happy to help a seeker at the well. Sorry I'm just a bit drunk, Happy New Year and all. So, I have tons of links I can send you. Is it okay to send you an e-mail? Most of the links will be U.S. sites but still lots of info to be gleaned. Let me know if you want 'em. New Year kisses to you...good luck and may Manannan smile upon you.

from mangofarmer :

Happy New Year! I guess officially you can answer this- how is 2003 so far? ;)

from jehsika :

Thanks for taking my survey. I love it when folks take my survey. Try these for your quest: www.adf.org www.witchvox.com The first is the Druid organization I belong to. It won't have much Down Under contact info I think but lots of reading recommendations for you. The second (if you haven't discovered it already) is probably the biggest on-line info center for everything Pagan, with some international info too. Hope that helps.

from bettyalready :

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU!

from sick-of-me :

and a merry mango christmas and a happy mango new year to you!

from mangofarmer :

Very well said, my mangorific friend. Have a wonderful holiday yourself. :)

from mangofarmer :

We mango people must stick together. :)

from sick-of-me :

oh youre quite welcome (about the dropping by bit)...something about your diary captivates me...and makes me smile. so i shall be dropping by quite frequently in the future.

from sick-of-me :

the ketchup song makes me laugh. i heard it about 30 times while i was in spain...and watched drunken pamplonans do the little dance...and wondered what the hell was going on...then come back home to america...and 3 months later see a commercial on the tele..."the popular european dance song...las ketchup...is coming to america"...or something along those lines. funny stuff. i mean...who sits around and thinks "wow...we should form a band called hijas del tomate...and write a song called las ketchup" i mean really?

from mangofarmer :

Great diary! And nice name too. ;)

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