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from intoxicate88 :
awh, don't make fun of the sensitive emo kid. thanks for helping...♥intoxicate88
from melii :
but what i meant to say was nice layout. yea yea yea
from melii :
yo guy nice profile guy. yea yea yea
from angelmum :
Ouch!!
from thecritic :
bwhahaha toe cheez
from wrestlechick :
i have no idea what you're talking about. My username is wrestlechick becuase i'm a wrestling manager and i love the sport (not the gay WWE crap the real stuff) So yea....i have ni idea why you thought my diary was something different
from twizzledmind :
Ahh... you could be completely right, I shouldn't have wrote anything if there was nothing to say... BUT! I did want to write that poem in there for a while so I figured since I had nothing to say today, it would make the perfect day to add it to my little journal thing...y. Thanx for signing my notes even if it was an... odd... comment.
from kstarr :
I HATE SNOOP DOGG MORE THAN ANYBODY IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD. HE&REDMAN SHOULD HAVE A CHILD SO IT IS THE UGLIEST GODDAMN THING IN THE UNIVERSE!@!!!!!!!!!!!
from captain-ass :
holy crap its about time...now i can sleep at night
from cheesyweasel :
Hey Maticus. I found your site by doing a search on 'crack nuts' I thought you'd enjoy that. And now thanks to your plotting, I am totally addicted to your site. You rock fully.
from brennass :
happy birthday
from lifezacircle :
hahaha
from lifezacircle :
u make me laugh
from lifezacircle :
hahaha
from intheory27 :
Hey, just a short note to say that I dropped in and enjoyed my stay. :) Lovely sense of humor, and I'm sure I'll still get it when I'm an old lady...I hope.
from bobmcgoogle :
I feel for ya Mat, really I do. But think about this..you could be a jobless bum like me and have nothing better to do then plot revenge against people. Your life isn't sounding so bad now is it?
from wildrose1 :
What is in that report? (((((((((hugs))))))))))
from brennass :
I wouldn't mind going if I got to watch the Presdient get peed on.
from icing-sugar :
if you ever figure out that endless supply of chips and brownies thing, could you let me in on it? because i seem to buy them and i always buy two bags of two-bite brownies and then that night, i always just have one bag left and it really isn't nice, because then i hate to open the last bag because then it will be gone and i'll have to go back to the store and sometimes they don't have the two-bite brownies because some punk bought them all before i got there or worse, only ones with walnuts that i have to buy because that is all they have and then i am left with such a craving that i have to eat one of my bags on the way home from the store. sad? yes, pathetic? yes, am i going to weight 200 pounds someday? most probably, but the endless supply thing would mean less trips to the store, and that would be nice.
from brennass :
in my office i have 48 bags of doritos. the first day it was good. 36 bags later its not so good. in fact its real bad.
from bobmcgoogle :
God I love you Mat! I was having a crappy morning with some drama but you made it all better! Yay for Mat!
from assclowns :
Mat you make my day.
from wildrose1 :
I picked up the limited edition white chocolate reeses today. Yummmmmmmmmmmmm. They also have the limmited edition white chocolate kit kat bar. I haven't tried that one yet though. It is sitting in my freezer awaiting my sense of adventure. (((((((((((((hugs)))))))))))
from melii :
hahahaha.. whenever i remove fur from my cat's ever-shedding body, if he sees it, he EATS it. weird.
from tarkis :
I love this entry... I'm still laughing because I had convinced myself the check engine light was just stuck... it wasn't. Now, I can laugh.
from bobmcgoogle :
Man I hate techies so much..their heart are black inside and they don't know shit about what they are doing. Stupid goddamn techies! We don't no stinking techies!
from d-crash :
I'd like to see Rollins beat the shit out the cast of friends. Then maybe he deal with some of the so called reality shows. Rollins vs the bachelor, that's good tv.
from misdemeanor :
I'm glade ya liked em'..I was worried cause I never saw any thing about em' posted and hadn't heard from ya and since my maillady has a vendetta (sp?) against me I always gotta check.She's been known to eat my mail...like for real! XxX
from misdemeanor :
Hey did you everget the magnets I sent ya?
from brennass :
cell phones are the devil's work. i just got a new one too. once the novelty wears off its just another peice of crap. mmmmm crap.
from melii :
hahahahahaa (oh yeah.. go take my survey)
from misdemeanor :
Hell-o love, Sent out your magnets the other day, you should be getting them soon. Enjoy. xXx
from bobmcgoogle :
Thats better, thought Id have to destroy you. So hows work dear? Im wearing my Homer slippers today. Ill email you a pic cuz I know you're all hot and bothered just thinking about it.
from bobmcgoogle :
you havent taken part in my ask LEah a question week..youll pay for that.
from twitchygeek :
would it be any major consolation if the birds were singing about arnold swar... fuck it, i'm not going to attempt spelling his name, i'll just like a jackass. anyways, good stuff. you deserve a batman cookie.... or a makeout session with a really hot dame, but i'm not currently in possesion of one of those now, so if you want the batman cookie, let me know.
from brennass :
You are too funny. I just pictured a bird musical based on bugs and twigs.
from ihatepizza :
Oh cool! I was hoping it hadn't been lost in the post! I'm glad you like it even though it's not nearly as cool as the homemade ones that everyone else is making! My refrigerator really digs the Matchbox! Thanks!
from brennass :
are you dead? you do realise that your still obligated to update.
from bobmcgoogle :
Stupid philosophy teachers, they think they're so smart. We'll show them! Next test paper she gives me with dumb shit marked on it, Im stabbing her in the eye with a fork.
from brennass :
I am so glad I'm not the only one who spends time thinking about squirrels. Just wait until they start consuming ALL your thoughts.
from towelphaser :
TIMMAH!!
from bobmcgoogle :
To my Mmat, I hope you get lots of poon tonight from the hizos and I get this fucking crusty bloody booger out of my goddamn nose. Shit it hurts. Hugs Leah Hey whenever I get my ass back to Michigan we HAVE to hang out ok Canada boy! Ill smack you around for a while:-)
from brennass :
hire me!! i'm really good at stealing office supplies and giving my boss the finger behind his back. AND i like donuts. ALOT.
from bobmcgoogle :
Thank you my little honey bunny:-) So do you. Hugs Leah
from peth :
they couldn't and wouldn't sell me the frogs i wanted. Now I am thinking black mollys.
from brennass :
i agree. if i was the boss i wouldn't come in at all.
from brennass :
your cat has a diary!! that is so awsome! how many cats do you have? its always been my dream to die alone with 700 cats and every first wednesday of the month shave them and make them kitty sweaters out of thier own fur. maybe you can lend me a dozen or so?
from yowzers45 :
ur awesome ur awesome ur awesome ur awesome ur awesome ur awesome ur awesome ur awesome ur awesome ur awesome ur awesome ur awesome ur awesome ur awesome ur awesome ur awesome ur awesome ur awesome ur awesome ur awesome ur awesome ur awesome ur awesome ur awesome ur awesome ur awesome ur awesome ur awesome ur awesome ur awesome ur awesome ur awesome ur awesome ur awesome ur awesome ur awesome ur awesome ur awesome ur awesome ur awesome ur awesome ur awesome ur awesome ur awesome ur awesome ur awesome ur awesome...juss wanted to say ur AWESOME A-W-E-S-O-M-E!!! lmfao...payce
from brennass :
haha deskpisser
from pitty-sing :
oh, maticus, my bikini bottoms have become stuck in my ass crack. Could you help me get them out?
from treewillow :
Please don't take offense to this, but my son likes Spongebob Square pants, and Jimmy Newtron. And I will admit, I find myself watching them too instead of cleaning or doing something else lol
from ladyadra :
I wrote an entry about all the diarys I read, and why. You are on that list, and I thought I'd let you know. Someone said it was courteous to tell other diarists when you write about them in your diary, in case you were wondering why I mentioned it here.
from treewillow :
I love the show Coronation Street, I tape it every Sunday cause who wants to get up at 8 am on a Sunday to watch it. I have been watching that show since I was 17 or 18 years old. I didn't think many other's watched it lol
from brennass :
you had tim hortons too!! let me guess...i bet your a large double double type of guy...am i right?
from thanksbitch :
yeah i hear ya. god forbid they just turn OFF the radio! thanks for your note.
from brennass :
well maybe next time you should share this information with me BEFORE my night terrors!!
from vyv-xx :
I totally fucking agree with you. It's so romantic. Some guy that came a' courtin' put that song on a mix tape for me. Because of that, and that alone, I dated him for 4 years.
from brennass :
your diary is asstastic!
from vyv-xx :
Mr. T's mesmerising mohawk is in perfect sync with my dishwasher.
from vyv-xx :
I am your note ho.
from vyv-xx :
You have enslaved me with your whoring virginity.
from vyv-xx :
10 hours a day? Christ. You need a vacation. Grab your swim trunks, honey. I know the perfect spot for a mini-break.
from vyv-xx :
Maticus, you are so fucking cute! Is there a stuffed animal version of you?
from peth :
and burt reynolds needs to stop covering his nether bits.
from peth :
everyone leaves the bits of chex, and that is my favorite part. i find that mixing it with sweet kettle pop corn makes for an interesting schnack. it's not my couch. someday i will put up shots of my couch, and it really will be my couch, and everyone will be disappointed.
from vyv-xx :
The boss makes a wonderful wanker. My man's working 60+ hours a week on a 30 hour-a-week salary. There goes his wake-up alarm now. I spend about 20 minutes a day with him, and the rest of the time I'm right here. Modern housewife. So much better than those 80's housewives, though. They had to watch soaps. Yeck.
from peth :
why is chex mix so damned salty?
from bobmcgoogle :
I have a cramp in my side, it hurts.
from gcriotgirl :
Totally... anytime.
from gcriotgirl :
YOU'RE SO AWESOME!
from ms-m :
I don't think I've laughed so hard all day! Commuting from Barrie to Toronto everyday must be hell! You poor wee dear. I live pretty damn close to Scarberia myself!
from motherlode :
ah. i thought you meant actual photos. that wouldn't be outside the realm of possibility if you had the right connections. but, nevermind. tish tosh and all that. =)
from motherlode :
you've seen pictures of me in my underwear?
from maticus :
right, my bad.
from piehole :
dearest maticus, i am not "the boss". i am "the MAN". but i will also answer to "the Princess" or "Mr. Barry White".
from motherlode :
you rock. thanks for listing me as a fave. go with Sloan.
from maticus :
i'm thinkin' of something orange...

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