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from rosedavidson :
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from mattferrara :
jeez, these notes tell quite a story when you read them all through. :S
from beenpolar :
long live the king....
from rickybigstar :
Okay Matt...You're right, I was the one that posted first...I guess I'm just so damn fucking angry at what Junk has put me through, that I wanted other people in D-land who has an internet relationship with him to know what that dickhead has done to me. And one more thing...I don't have testicular cancer...I have a brain tumor if you really want to know the truth...But I'm not letting you know because I want sympathy...I'm just letting you know what my real physical illness is (like you care anyway).
from rickybigstar :
Put it this way, I have never HATED another human being so much, as I have HATED junkromance. Out of all the human beings that I have ever been in contact with in my 40 years of life, I HAVE HATED junkromance the absolute most, hands down. And that piece of shit mother fucker deserves everything I'm giving him...And I am far from over.
from rickybigstar :
If you are interested at all as to why I have a big problem with Junkromance, I suggest that you read my diary entries. Everything I have written in there is from the heart, and speaks the God's honest truth. If you choose not to read my diary, then don't fucking tell me to leave Junk alone. You have no idea what the fuck that piece of shit mother fucker has done to me...
from rickybigstar :
Junk, when you think of me, think of these three words: Persistent, Relentless, and Obsessive. That's what goes through my mind when I think about you...Ever since you wished death upon me, and wrote in your diary that you want to murder me in a very violent fashion, and then published my name in lights...I have been Persistent, Relentless, and Obsessive with thoughts of you. And I have nothing to lose, and I am willing to die for this cause.
from rickybigstar :
"And what have I learned? It doesn�t matter what I�ve learned, the universe wants me dead. Eventually, it will bury me, so it doesn�t matter. I guess the one thing I�ve learned is, no matter how beautiful something is, it�s all Fucked!".........The pessimistic and maniacal written words from junkromance's "Diary of a Madman."
from rickybigstar :
Well now, since Junk is too much of a coward to fight his own battles, he sends a cockbreath like you...All the way from Boston, MA...Like what the fuck are you gonna do for him, Matt? Hurt me hurt me with your "notes" entries? Ooooooooh, I'm just as scared as Junk now, YOU FUCKING COCKBREATH!!!
from rickybigstar :
You have no idea what junkromance has put me through...And he deserves everything that mother fucking is getting from me...YOU FUCKING COCKBREATH.
from rickybigstar :
Are you in Portland, Oregon? If you are, we can meet somewhere and deal with this in person like real men...
from rickybigstar :
Go fight your own battles, cockbreath!!!
from mattferrara :
That's a weird coincidence... you see, it would appear that MY harasser, and arch nemesis is harassing anyone who linked to ME. Well, when I say anyone linked to me, I mean through this site. And when I say "anyone," I mean only those who are harmonica players and demonstrate a penchant for wearing vintage stetson hats. And when I say "harrassing" I mean he strips himself naked, uniformly coating his entire body in maple syrup, puts on a latex mask of Andrew Dice Clay, and beats the mouth-harp playin' hatter to death with a statue of St. Christopher sculpted entirely out of Stephen King's earwax. So, please, if any of you reading this are a harmonica player and currently don a stetson, immediately cease blowing the former and wearing the latter, or the consequences will be dire. To be safe, best refrain from all headwear; that means no fedoras, no bowlers, and for the love of god no sombraros. I mean it. Not even one of those village idiot hats with the twirley thingamabob on the top. Nothing. I can't stress enough how important this is. The last guy he killed, he was just a kazoo player wearing one of those funny hats--you know, that kind of hard-hat that holds two beers and has straws running down into his mouth, and the front reads, "Show Us Your Tits?" This guy does not go away, he's as relentless as a news correspondent's case of the runs in El Salvador. :)
from rickybigstar :
It seems my harasser ("rickybigstar" among the 12 other profiles he's started) is harassing anyone who is linked to me in any way. So do yourself a favor and take me off of your favourites list if I'm on it because this guy does not go away and unfortunately he doesn't realize how annoying he is either. I especially apologize to rockyraven. Junk sends his apologies. Everyone should dislocate themselves from me, unless you want my kudees. Quoted from Junkromance's Diary (because obviously he doesn't want any of you to know the truth about him...)
from rickybigstar :
Everytime I read Junk's entry about how he wants to murder me, makes me realize what O.J. SIMPSON must have been thinking right before he killed Ron and Nicole.
from rickybigstar :
VOJIN (a.k.a. "junkromance") wrote in his diary titled "the junkromance" the following words about me: "I want to end him, I want to watch him bleed in pretty red streams of blood that shoot out of him like fireworks hosing out of his shivering body in his screaming last moments of existence. I want to feel my hands rip him apart in perfect cathartic dizzy release and celebrate his end with a little violence, I want to pound him with my fists until he's an unrecognizable bloody crumpled mess unidentifiable to the world. I want to ... I'm sorry, I just ... have a little murder on my mind."
from pandionna :
Don't worry. You still have some funny in you. I totally hear you, though. Blargh!
from scanzilla :
What is best in life? To crush your enemies, see dem driven before you, and to hear da lamentation of da women!
from rickybigstar :
Please look up my profile under the name "rickybigstar" so that you can see the true colors of "junkromance".
from rumblelizard :
Hey there Mr. Ferrara, a small nit to pick: Dean isn't a liberal. He's a moderate centrist with a couple of liberal chops. But in comparison with Dubya, he's a flaming radical tree-hugging gay-loving Friend of Streisand. I'm voting for him not because he's as liberal as I'd like; I'm voting for him because I think he can win, and because as moderate as he is, he'll still be orders of magnitude better than Bush/Rove/Cheney and their cabal of dick-swinging, world-destroying neocon idealogues. This is not to say that Greens shouldn't tell him what they want; your votes are as good as anyone's. Just remember what happened in 2000. That's all I ask.
from scanzilla :
Hey Matt! How's it going? I'm glad you liked Return Of The Living Dead. That movie cracks me up. We definitely need to hang out again, just give me a buzz anytime. I'm always sitting around my apartment dropping shrooms and watching Dr. Dre videos. :)
from penchant :
how did i miss that in the news... ouch. you make me feel like i'm not paying attention.
from gonzokid :
W/all due respect, I'm liberal, but definitely not a pacifist. THe world just isn't ready...So concerning our friends in Guantanamo bay...I would have fed these fuckers to the dogs a long time ago, Hunter Thompson style! I'm no fan of Bush, but in the sense of Al Quada, if you want peace, you have to have a war first. These jagoffs fought our marines in Afghanastan, and it's simply time we say bye-bye...A trial at this point would turn into a media-frenzy circus worse than the Florida recount! I hold no sympathy for these people, hence, lets put them out of their misery...
from heartshaped :
hi.
from nicogravy :
oh thank something supernatural you exist. i swear. i just started this diary thing and was beginning to feel like i was the only non 13-year-old-girl-writing-about-boys...not that that's a bad thing in and of itself, but i'm still happy to have found you. relief.
from cathryne :
I'm enjoying your writing, mmmmmmmmmmmmm
from aja-belly :
i'm glad your back. i missed your writing. i love reading about your life too. you're an interesting guy to hear about, and you do a great job writing.
from zostrich :
:) welcome back.
from dreamofblue :
i'm so glad you're back! we all missed you.
from michell-er :
welcome back!
from plastickman :
Sorry to see your gone. I don't see how anyone can get your over your right to free speech but it seems like it happened. Best of luck to you.
from mesilly :
...so there's not gunna be a mattferrara5???? oh wel...
from zaraya :
im gonna miss reading this :(
from inutero :
You know how you can't sign a guestbook "that fast" according to the guestbook when you try to sign a guestbook "that fast"? - fuck that, I hate it...You ARE NOOOOOTTTT leaving: you will write forever and dye slumped over your keyboard, you silly, silly boy. Now, shoulders back, put all your weight on your right foot, pull your arm back and slap the shit out of that bitch from London's face. I hope she dies of leprosy. I hope her tits fall off like cornflakes.
from moxierock :
sorry to hear you're leaving. i've really enjoyed your entries. personally, i think your one funny bastard. i've printed out entries of yours and taped them on my friends cars. oh well, good luck with whatever. :)
from scanzilla :
Hey Matt, I don't know about the inspiration thing the person below was chanting about, but there's no doubt you're one of the best writers on this lame ass site. My suggestion, if you have any pics of your ex giving you a blow job or any other deviant sexual act, mail it to her parents. She'll never bother you again. If you have no sex pics, cut her face from a regular pic and paste it onto a pic of some chick ramming a coke bottle up her ass. Trust me, it's pure gold.
from vicious0 :
i'm sorry to hear that u're closing shop. i just wanted to let u know that i read ur diary anytime i had the chance. it made me laugh when i thought nothing cold help me. it gave me entertainment while in a boring class. it gave me yet another reason for my boy friend to call me obsessive as i copy and pasted whole entries of ur's to show to him. it gave me inspiration and even helped me stand up to those who i thought would always rull over me. though i'm sad to see u go and will miss reading ur diary daily i want to thank u and wish u luck. i hope u can find somewhere or some way to vent and yet still be honest. thank u for feeding another one of my obsessions. good luck in anything u find urself doing.
from dreamofblue :
now where am i gonna find a real no-shit-added diary? i loved reading your diary. i'd rather you didn't leave, but since you're going to, thanks for such a great read. *happy* travels.
from loves-sohard :
bye.
from multiple :
you're leaving? wish it weren't true. i always used to come here for the daily dose of reality, and when there wasn't something daily, then i would come here to read the archives and search up my favorites. i'm going to miss seeing your tirades, your rants, and especially your poetry. nevertheless, i wish you happy travels and sunny skies... and if not that, then at least the inspiration to keep writing the way you do. thanks for the ride. ~ jt
from vodkavases :
i just want to say that i went through almost the same thing with my dad's girlfriend... wrote a poem, she was a prop for my depression, the end... i got in trouble, but that didnt keep me from writing poetry forever... i even wrote a nasty one that was ACTUALLY about her. stay here... by the look of your notes, you have a lot of followers... we all love what you have to stay... fuck everyone else... everybody needs an outlet... this is yours
from kimbarley :
Seems I'm one of many that wish this wasn't true. I'll just say it was fun and I'll mean it. I really enjoyed what you had to say. Most of all you expanded my thinking in areas that probably would've stayed dormant... thank you.
from justcircles :
well, shit, dude...
from aja-belly :
hey, if you are gonna stop writing in your diary, then i am gonna have to pay my late fees at the library. this is the only thing worth reading anymore. please don't go. it's your diary. fuck anyone else.
from devilscarpet :
*sniff* NOOOOOO! *misses you already*
from fuckmyname :
your diary is awsome. and thats pretty much all i have to say.
from aja-belly :
i totally agree about the matrix. i'm glad someone shares my opinion. everyone here seems to think i just didn't like it because i'm a girl.
from seether-gurl :
You're great. (Now I sound like Tony the Tiger) I think you're hilarious and you write really well. I love The Catcher in the Rye. They think Holden is nuts, but I think it's the world that is. I'm coming back again.
from loves-sohard :
i'm a just a stupid kid but i really like your writing. you make me feel really immature, but that's good, because i am.
from zostrich :
i love your sonnetrio. thanks.
from aja-belly :
that was fucking hillarious. ahhh...beauty....
from michell-er :
hey. i love your diary and your rants. i hope that you can find a job (or at least internet access on a regular basis). good luck in the future. :)
from girlwcurls :
i just wanted to let you know i enjoyed your latest political rant :-) i like the fact that you supported your views, rather than just stating them, as many others do. i agree on the whole republican empire thing, so i may be a bit biased, but thanks for the nice entry.
from aja-belly :
thank you for writing it.
from gonzokid :
I remember walking into my highschool for the first time in 5 plus years about 2 months ago. I was there attending a wrestling meet. But I walked into the cafeteria and was greeted by the scent of those crispy, greasy frech fries; the ones that dominated our diets for four some years. All of a sudden with that one wiff brought back the entire vibe of sitting in that marble tiled room for so many meals...And everything seemed so much smaller, as if the abundance of changes in me over the years couldn't quite digest the hallways that mirrored my memories to a T... It was a strange feeling; being aware that I had changed while the structure hadn't...Like I had never left but I had. I knew there was a novel or at least a poem somewhere in those feelings...somewhere...
from coldnightair :
Your poem was absolutely beautiful.
from devilscarpet :
I'm glad the reading went well. It was a bit intriguing. I absolutely love your poem Potpourri. You use some really vivid imagery, kind of the style I would use if I could just figure out how...
from ataraxy :
Don't worry about censoring your profainities at this high school poetry reading. If anything, it will only gain the respect and attention of the audience.
from devilscarpet :
Ironically, a Sinead O'Conner song came on this Irish C.D. I checked out at the library right as I began to read your newest entry (which may of course, be an older one by the time you read this...) And yes, her voice sucks (sucked?) Her range is, well, zilch. I really have no reason for telling you that. I just found it ironically amusing. Good day.
from rockyraven :
Yea I know. Everything everywhere is so sexual and then if you go have premarital sex it's like "Oh you immoral slut".
from sspunchie :
And your cock is pretty too. All those lines! see your notes if you are wondering where this is coming from
from dragonwench :
ha ha! you have been tainted! *dumdumdum*
from rockyraven :
I love you
from inutero :
Read my entry and tell me if you think the Cure on Sesame Street is a good idea - I think it would convey the exact twisted ideals that all yuppie Americans stand for...am I not right?
from scanzilla :
Yeah I hear you. It's like being back in school, when the class bullies use to bury my head in toilets filled with shit. When I complained to the principle, the bullies would get in trouble, but then they'd turn around and beat me up after school. Actually maybe that's not such a good analogy, but I thought it would be fun to write. :)
from justcircles :
it was good for me, though
from veggiedog :
i imagine grabbing cops' guns every time i see one too. is this commonplace, or are you and i strange in that way? hmmm..
from sspunchie :
I likey when you get all blustery and fierce inside. OHH baby! love you! oh where oh where has my sweet hot studa liscious of a man gone, oh where oh where could he be??
from cinda-rella :
Most amusing entry ever.
from devilscarpet :
I like the new poem. It has a great point to it. Kudos.
from ravynemyst :
Was recommended to visit your site by tigah87. So here I am and I am delighted! Love those Euphemisms! Keep up the great work.
from rachieiscool :
heyy..wow you're back..welcome back, even though it's over a week late.. i love your diary by the way...you never fail to make me laugh :-D
from sspunchie :
HELLO DARLING, DID APRIL FOOL'S FOOL ME? I CALLED YOUR WORK AND WELLL........
from devilscarpet :
I totally agree with your sentiments about the French. Ironically, just this morning my shop teacher taped a white piece of paper to a stick, and called it a French war flag. Very annoying. I think I should like to visit Marseilles someday.
from orange-cloud :
dude, i think you should write about courtney love and how she is so fucked over. hole (in my opinion) isn't that bad though.
from sparklieolie :
you're back! oh how we missed you! hope the trip was great! -lovelywonderful
from justcircles :
your journal is a delight to read in more ways than one, and by that I mean you are a dynamic person (in the literary sense) and your entries have variations and striations and blabbity blabbity blab; with my flattery out of the way let me add that you look freakishly like the ex-boyfriend I am still mildly damaged from having known. When your picture comes up on the screen I hear a shriek of "DIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and realize it came from me. Sorry. It's not your fault you look like him. Anyway, he's way fatter than you are I bet, and not half as smart, or funny, or talented, or humane, etc. Don't mind me. I'm just a part of the invisible masses.
from hapithoughts :
hehe, hey! done. you this one and the other one i left, if you want, too. :)
from scanzilla :
Don't listen to her Matt, she knows nothing of Doug E. Fresh like we do! She's trying to ride our mystical wave of psychedlic mushroom nuggets!
from hapithoughts :
hehehe. :) i think you accidentally left that note for me, when you meant it for her? am i wrong? heheh. i can delete it if you want to go post it in hers, but if it was for me, umm... thanks? ahhaha! by the way, thanks for sending me all that crack cocaine, man did i get lit up!!!
from scanzilla :
Hey dude I got your package! *wink wink* The only you named Mary Jane. *Wink wink* You know, the freshly cut "grass" which I plan on unglogging my apartment's "pipes" with. *wink wink* You know, the package of illegal marajuana you sent me. *wink wink* :)
from scanzilla :
Actually nevermind, I don't like basketball.
from scanzilla :
Basketball is my favorite sport, I love the way it dribbles up and down the court.
from punkromance :
forgot to say, yes i am a dr pepper addict, its my favorite drink, couldnt live wihtout it.
from punkromance :
hey, saw ur note on my diary so i decided to leave u a little not. i like ur diary, im a person who loves expressing opinions. basically my opinion rules. my saying is "fuck whoever thinks they can take over my life and change who i am" but neways, love the diary, love you, and thanks for leaving a note. bye
from justenough :
haha yeah isn't that quote priceless? its from a Taking Back Sunday song ... they're genius! i think we all relate to that every once and awhile
from justenough :
matt matt matt... you're fucking brilliant. will you marry me?
from scanzilla :
Dude, I ain't caught the "gay" or nuttin, but I want to see you take out your cock right now and stick an American flag in your hole. :) I hope you didn't think I was calling you righteous, cause I wasn't. I agree with everything you've said and understand your hostility, as I share it also. Bush, Hitler, I can't tell the difference between them. I'm also torn by the rage I feel towards anyone who would take a life to further their political career or personal agendas. Yet I myself would like to see Bush and Saddam corpsed up, which is a contrast in everything I believe in. It's fucked up, I just can't help but hate them.
from scanzilla :
I know it's a bullshit war. Though I don't think Saddam posed any threat to America, I do believe he should not be allowed to kill his own people. I however don't believe it is our job to stop him, but rather the citizens of Iraq. America has no place in Iraq. Bush is a fucking asshole who needs to die. I say his life is worth ending over the innocent lives of all those Iraqies. He will kill more of our own innocent people by his fucked up hands. I've never voted before, because I hate our always crooked government. This upcoming election however I will vote for anyone just so Bush won't be reelected.
from hapithoughts :
DUUUUUUUDE!!! you could totally come and live here. from how you describe yourself, i would say that vancouver island, most likely the gorgeously lovely and WARM IN THE WINTER city of victoria is your best match. please stop by any time to test your compatability with canada, we sincerly appreciate your business.
from rumblelizard :
Not "pleadingly," sir; "ploddingly." As in, "to plod along." Hee. :) Although, if I thought pleading with someone or anyone would make things better, I'd be the first one to do it. Salut! TGIF!
from patadrina :
here. here.
from rumblelizard :
*blush* Uh, yeah. I grok satire. I do tend toward the ploddingly earnest, it's a character fault. Beyond that, I've been dealing with a lot of negative feedback from freakazoids in my guestbook lately, and I guess it's made me a leetle hyper-sensitive. Sorry about that. Anyway, I do like your stuff. Keep it up, sir, you're doing a good job.
from bbbrett :
I just decided to read your profile for no good reason. Please, think of the kittens.
from justcircles :
I have a feeling that everyone you just mentioned is on the fast-track to fucking themselves, so you're "fuck you" is working...
from aja-belly :
you are an awesome writer. i need to buy that book, "drunks in love" or whatever. it would be much better than just wishing you would update your diary.
from sspunchie :
hi there, i bet you are having fun with youre evil boss person there! HA HA. lucky you.... YOU forgot to turn on your fone lastnight!! DOH!
from scar-lette :
earthworms have five hearts
from hilseymour :
Yeah I would say hi to Tony for you, but he's actually over there kissing Wanker Bush's arse right now, so you'll have to nab him for that Carling yourself. I was talking about you today with my friend. Do you know if coconuts are nuts?
from aja-belly :
aww, i hope you have fun when your girl visits.
from sspunchie :
Hey, Now i am really online, even though you don't show up on line, maybe you'll get online if you se this online.
from sspunchie :
hey hey HEY! I am online!
from wishaword :
Saw your banner. ;) Loved your autobiography!
from darcyargue :
oh i love you a lot.
from ishidagurl :
Hey, dude. I thought I'd drop you a note to let you know that I love your writing and the whole bit. I also thought you might be interested in this article I found online... http://www.satirewire.com/news/jan02/axis.shtml I myself got quite a kick out of it. Keep up the good work with your writing and all...
from scanzilla :
I remember when you only had 69 linkers, now it's 205! It's about time people reconize you kick ass. I won't tell them about that time you pounded ass in prison though, that's between you and I, and that huge African man named Bubba.
from prncsaimee :
As always, you're writing is great. The letter to our fearless leader was priceless.
from developments :
i read your diary for the first time today. and blah blah blah people randomly commend you all the time eh? eh? yes, i hate that. well, i like your diary matt. it makes me laugh. so, there. keep it up. and i'll keep reading. thanks.;)
from fiercelingua :
LMAO, love the letter to Dubya.
from cellar--door :
i found your writing brilliant. i even might check up on it. - lindsay
from donnaisblue :
dont you think three profiles for a buddylist is getting a little absurd?
from candy007 :
You are brilliant! Will you marry me? Scratch that...I don't believe in marriage...but I do look forward to reading future entries that spill from your fingertips!
from zerom3ph :
God, spandex-clad 'superhero in the sky', with his trusty sidekick, Jesus the Boy Wonder. i love it. heh. i think that's the coolest image i've gotten all week.... better even than that picture of Dubya with a different facial expression (at first i didn't believe it.)
from be-my-heroin :
that letter to bushy-junior was incredible ;you fucking rock
from patadrina :
You should think about submitting writing to the onion or sweetfancymoses.
from gonzokid :
I've been reading your shit for the past hour...Keep it up, your good and you know it. Just don't be so sensative.
from gonzokid :
I'm an expert eh? Yeah good one. Nice come back yoe!
from ataraxy :
First things first: wow. I'm in awe. I found your diary from clicking the banner, read your most recent entry, then your profile (realizing you have good taste in things), then your first and second entries. After the second entry, I decided a note was in order. Your description of your connection to music, namely Cobain, hit so damn close to home. I'm 16, turning 17 in a couple months, and I had my first "awakening to music" experience, as you did with Nirvana, and your father did with the Beatles, when I was about 14 with the Red Hot Chili Peppers. Though I must say, Nirvana gets me at the bones, too. I don't think kids' love for the band, or Kurt for that matter, has died down in the least, despite our lack of direct connection to him. I could go on for a while about all the ways that entry, especially, left me...excited I guess is the word, but I'm sure that would get dull. So hi, I guess. You're definitely a new favorite. And I'm excited that you update so frequently because most of the people's diaries I read are lazy. (I am, too, but I'm not as interesting, so it's not as much of a bummer when I don't update.) Thanks, for being a cool person. It makes the world a better place to know there's hope for humanity. P.S. I hate Bush, too.
from rockyraven :
when i was little once saw white ghost dogs in a dark forest alone at night. they seemed so real. they ran away afterabout five minutes. maybe they were a clan of albino deer..."fuck me fuck me fuck me...your mom sucks cocks in hell"
from vamosajugar :
My short attention span couldn't last your whole biography. But I've decided that you kick ass. And sense I am the Secret Emperor of the Known World, this means alot
from hapithoughts :
duude. i forgot to say that i used to live right across the street from that mall, and for a few years of my childhood it's excessive parking lots were my playground. until car alarms that made lots of noise came into play, that is. after that i merely settled for shoplifting.
from dacoso :
Ah, yes, Tears for Fears truly does it for me. Just had a 6-hour roadtrip, the better part of which was spent listening to that very album. Sadly for the two people riding with me, I tend to sing along with '80s music, and very badly at that. And for that particular trip, I was DJ. I'll have to apologize to them later.
from sspunchie :
SO LASTNIGHT, SPEAKING IF FRENCH FRIES, I WAS LISTENING TO THIS DUDE THAT DID A LITTLE DITTY ON THE FRENCH FRIE SITUATION. HE MADE A GOOD POINT THAT THE FRENCH ARE PROBABLY GLAD TO HAVE THEIR NAME OFF OUR SHITTY ASS FOOD AND IF WE REALLY WANT TO PISS THEM OFF WE SHOULD START NAMING EVERYTHING AFTER FRENCH STUFF. STOFFERS FRENCH BREAD, I'M SURE THEY ARE REALLY PLEASED ABOUT THAT.
from sspunchie :
HEY, IT WASN'T ME ONLINE TODAY. ONCE AGAIN IT IS THE ATTACK OF THE MYSTERIOUS IM SIGNIN-ER DID YOU GET MY MESSAGE LASTNIGHT? YOU PROBABLY THINK I'N CRAZY.
from shawn- :
We have shows that show sex techniques with full visuals. It's HBO sex talk or whatever. Always makes me sick if it happens to come on, then I turn it and reflect on where our society is going for awhile before getting tired of the truth.
from love-in-vein :
Cheers to a fellow Lovecraftian. -Mel-
from rockyraven :
teach me some sex techniques
from coldnightair :
Ha ha ha. Your sex on tv entry is great. I am always in support of seeing more sex on tv!
from dacoso :
Wiping tears of hysterical laughter from my eyes as I type this. Yeah, that's it.
from katehackett :
Yeah. You are. ;o) Luv ya!
from mattferrara :
yeah, that was a typo, I already corrected it. What a dork I am.
from katehackett :
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Oh, this is a great one!! But, luv, we're only preggers for NINE months. Let's not make it more than it already is.
from o1hitcharlie :
I was fucking this 16 year old girl once when her father came in yelling at me. I fucking lit that dude up like a christmas tree!
from o1hitcharlie :
I saw you hanging at that Dunkin Donuts plaza in Revere. I once lit this dude up there for being a bizznitch.
from straysparrow :
Sweet entry! I only really started learning about the old school punk in the last little while (though I knew alot of it by association before). The more I've learned about it... the more I had been thinking pretty much the same thing. Thanks for writing it down for all of us to read!
from scanzilla :
Thanks Matt. :)
from meteroa07 :
haha yes! the princess bride all the way! "Fessink, are their rats ahead?" "If they are, may they all be dead!" "No more rhymes and i mean it!" "Anybody want a peanut?"
from scanzilla :
I understand. I wish Mr.T's real name was Clubber Lang. Dude I had a dream about sspunchie last night. We were arm wrestling and she went over the top on me by moving her baseball cap backwards and then she broke off my arm. I think she won.
from scanzilla :
I want to see Willard just for the fact that Crispin Helion Glover is the main star. Man that guy kicks ass. Have you ever heard the band he had back in the 90's. It's fucking wacked.
from scanzilla :
I've dated more godites this year and they were always thrown back by my atheist rock & roll then die attitude. Such hypocrits. I have a tattoo of a demon on my arm, I don't worship satan however. Yet when I was at a Christian party (hypocrits who drink alcohol) they were in awe of it and asked me all sorts of religious questions and blah blah blah. I don't hate people who have faith, I say each to their own. I do hate people that tell me I'm going to their imaginary hell though.
from scanzilla :
It's either the National Institute of Mental Health, or a movie about rats. :)
from scanzilla :
I believe in the Ether bunny and Santa Claus. Yes, in that particular order.
from justcircles :
you sweetheart! You do not need to feel apologetic. The note I left for you was typed (as I said) at five-thirty Saturday morning and was MY reactionary response towards fundametalists. See, I don't like them either. I just wanted to make sure you knew that a person who has an honest faith (which, I agree with you, is different from religion) in Jesus Christ is NOT the same kind of person who judges you for tattoos. I am in agreement with you so far on all things regarding how beliefs should be expressed. Since I moved to NY, though, I have been dumbfounded by the lack of effective believers and the abject disgust that the local "Christians" have spurned from the community. I'm in utter amazement at how reactionary people are towards me when I mention anything I think about God. The aren't just agnostic, but they're hostile. You weren't being hostile. Cops and fundamentalists love to pick on people with ink. Like I said, fuck them. You're cool, Matt, very cool.
from my51dreams :
just stopping by to say hello and I love the new usage of the word FUCK. xoxox.
from rockyraven :
THATS RIGHT tell that to my former private school
from sspunchie :
<IMG SRC = "http://sspunchie.diaryland.com/images/prtreesfuckbush2.jpg" border = 0> here's a nice one too! HAve some fun!
from sspunchie :
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from sspunchie :
<IMG SRC = "http://sspunchie.diaryland.com/images/billboard2.jpg" border = 0> here's the billboard link. And fo' the record, I don't think that God did really write the bible. well- of course you WOULD believe that if you believed in god
from neshachan :
That banner with the Beatles was great. ^_^ I just was stopping by to say hello, and I'll look for you on the train if I'm ever in Boston. Bye bye
from justcircles :
if you've read anything I've written and have decided not to hate me, then keep reading this note. Otherwise, fuck it: I don't care, but it's five thirty in the morning and I just wanna say this: the old testament is the story of what God did and said and stuff, but when Jesus came, he supposedly FULLFILLED all the requirements of the old testament (like Leviticus, and rules about tattoos and pork). When he resurrected, though, all those rules were obsolete, and according to Jesus the only rule is to "love the lord your God..." and to "love your neighbor as yourself". I'm a Christian. I have a tattoo. Fundamentalists are frightened by the freedom inherent in love, so they search out legalistic do's and don't's so they can feel secure. Fundamentalists are destroying faith. Fundamentalists are the reason why I feel the need to qualify myself after claiming to be a Christian. They give me a bad name. Fuck them.
from autumnal :
I have to tell you I love your banner with the beatles and micheal jackson dangling "blanket".
from lilfirefli :
I totally stole the song lyrics survey from you, glad you liked the answers! Yours were really good as well. I wish I could write and be as amusing, but alas, angst always wins the war! Haha.
from fukthesystem :
Hey, thanks for adding my as a favorite. I really love your diary, don't listen to that stupid banner review thing. I like people who aren't afraid to express their feelings about war and the world around them... It's a lot better than reading s someone else, and having to read a lot of shit about survivor, and all those other 'reality' TV shows.Peace - crystal
from xonic :
god did write the bible.
from aja-belly :
"Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you;" --when i am a famous tattoo/peircing artist (and i will be someday), i will have that on my bussiness cards and ads. also, my mother-in-law actually did try to stop a lawnmower blade with her hand. she is now missing half her right index finger. she is so creepy (and not to bright, obviously).
from scanzilla :
Yo La Tengo is coming next month! Do you listen to them? Have you ever killed a bag full of puppies with karate?
from mattferrara :
Note to self: put a price on Phil Donahue's head.
from momenchance :
When I was a child I tested the claim that M&Ms don't melt in your hand. It's crap. If you clutch a single M&M in your fist for a long enough time, it will melt just like any other chocolate. Except that the dye in the candy coating also gets all over everything, so there's an added bonus.
from bannerreview :
You've been reviewed!
from tragedy-ann :
why hello....i like your random thoughts and witty nonsensical things....and the sensical stuff too! ;) AND the fact that you write yourself notes. cheers to you.
from lilephyte :
Your Simpsons banner is ace. ;) As to the deposit on bodies... isn't cremation a little like recycling?
from scanzilla :
Matt, you there? Jesus Christ is on the phone, he says he wants his cock and balls back. Shame on you!
from scanzilla :
Wait, I didn't write those above things, someone broke into this computer and tried to make me sound stupid! I don't need their help at that!
from scanzilla :
Uhhh why won't you return my phone calls? I swear your mother instigated that orgy! I was an innocent bystander.
from scanzilla :
Wait, that might have sounded as if I caught the "gay". But I swear I'm all man! Not that there's anything wrong with.
from scanzilla :
I say that with an unscathed record of heterosexuality.
from scanzilla :
Hey Matt, I don't want to sound like a non heterosexual or anything but I really want to fuck you in the ass like that scene in deliverance with the redneck and Warren Batey.
from aja-belly :
your random thoughts rock. i do so love your other entries too, though.
from idiot-milk :
When I meet someone new I always ask them "Everybody loves Raymond; true or false?". Their answer determines whether or not I will ever speak with them again. Fuck Raymond, man, I HATE that guy.
from anticrew :
is that jello biafra on your layout?
from kimmikers :
Fucking hilarious banner. Still laughing. I'll be back....mwahahaha. -K
from sspunchie :
YA know---- i'd say there are ALOT of girls leaving you notes. we talked about this before- more women on the net, buying books etc. So yah... it is amusing, and annoying. oh yeah, just a thought.. how many more RANDOM FUCKING THOUGHTS can you possibly come up with--- well don't even bother, i already know that answer.love, PUNchie
from aja-belly :
http://www.cubatheart.com/sleepers.htm there's some creepy shit out there....
from catgurrl978 :
ok... lol <3 is a heart, get it? its sideways, and ^.^ is just like a happy face. =^. .^= would b a kitty, i think
from justcircles :
I've seen you around the guestbook of one "Scanzilla" and finally today took a gander at your shit and I hope it's not off-sides for me to tell you that I like it.
from nouni :
Hi, just saw a link to ur diary and checked it out. I had to visit the "telemarketing" entry (i work as one myself) and I just laughed my ass off...this is so true...so funny. I liked it =)
from katehackett :
Rockin' Thanks for the note. Swing by any time...you're on my list.
from heartshaped :
i hear ya. right on, brother.
from girl-genius :
you are awesome nuff said.
from katehackett :
And you're cute! ;o)
from katehackett :
Wow. Brilliantly written...wonderful composition. I love it. And, for the record, I don't know how to skip rocks either.
from tater-fay :
Your Beatles' banner is great and at the VERY last second I noticed the Michael dangling the baby over the balcony bit and I laughed out loud (at work..OH NO!) Your diary makes me laugh, too!
from sparklieolie :
you're a fucking genius!
from kimbarley :
Fucking hilarious! Yeah I know, nice and original... o'well I'm a square, sue me.
from heartshaped :
mmhmm. leonard cohen and charles bukowski are all i'll have right now. <3
from songbird79 :
I love your fuckin' journal. I, too, know how it feels to be "completely retarded" over someone. :o\ And the random thoughts are fuckin' great (I do those, too) - "Texas is a foreign country" So true, so true... and I'll be moving there within the year.
from phatgrrl :
http://anoisedrift.diaryland.com/020903_8.html
from heartshaped :
fucking hi.
from aja-belly :
reading your diary is like reading a diary of a close friend. i just feel like i know you. good writtin'.
from inutero :
And that thing you wrote about the cigarette smelling like pot is absolutely true. Funny, whenever I mention this my friends just laugh and pass a joint in the other direction, but it's true, it. is. true. Also, you ever notice that the first drag after you light your cigarette tastes like the smell of lighter fluid and when you snuff it out, sometime a cigarette smells like beans. True, no?
from inutero :
Yea, Amy is David's sister. Have you read David's "Me Talk Pretty One Day" or "Naked"? They are so fucking great. You need to go out and buy them. Naked is the best, but there are more references to Amy in "Me Talk Pretty..."
from manofx :
You should write a sitcom. Some funny stuff, made me grin.
from sspunchie :
i'll load some images later today.. Maybe I'll call you on my break after you get home from work..HMM. we can Kiss and make up.
from sspunchie :
AWW you are mad at me are ya?
from sspunchie :
i like that pic because you can see your eyes good. even though you do look a bit "odd" " he'zzz UM, different"
from scanzilla :
BIZARRO MATT STRIKES AGAIN! New at eleven! :) We could start a superhero comic called Matt-Dan. Mattdan's special power would be electric guitar solos that shoot out of his eyes.
from scanzilla :
I can't wait to hear that new album, I'm sure it will be insane. Speaking of shows, I think Presley might have some shows lined up, I'll let you know when I get the details.
from scanzilla :
Unfortunitely there's no easy way of doing that. I have a few other diaries besides the scanzilla ones. I have to log back in each time, which really sucks. What did you think about the Beta Band when they played? I wasn't all that impressed. I liked the DJ who played after though.
from scanzilla :
Craziness, yeah I was there. They put on such a good live show! It was great seeing them play outside. It was even worth the huge crowd and non moving traffic. I wish they'd come around here again.
from scanzilla :
You need a picture of President Bush playing with his piss hole on Mattferrara part 2. :)Stupid President Bush, I hate that fucking asshole. I think we should tie every nuke on earth to Bush, and then shoot him off into space.
from krazypenguin :
just for you bro http://krazypenguin.diaryland.com/030303_10.html
from inutero :
God you're so fucking witty. If they put you in boxes, I'd give you out for Christmas. A horrific gift for some, but the perfect gift for degenerates. You should be so proud.
from scanzilla :
You write books, I write music. Together we could write a play starring Earnest Borgnine's withered corpse as a singing transvestite. :)
from louisdupoint :
awwe, matt.. you seriously dont understand how much you cheered me up today. I was sitting in the library (as always xx) and I was like 'squeee! I got a little.. comment..thing..' then I had to shut up.. but anyways!! ^.^; thank you lots.. I'll be sure to keep up with your journal (seeing as I cant help it anyways..*cough*) its nice to get support from random people. lol
from louisdupoint :
well, here goes. o.o I'm a stupid little fangirl -- sitting behind her computer, when I could be working on a book (that I've been writing for 3 years, I thank ya) I read journals and try to cont. the little shrade I call life (aka my louis journal) I fell upon your journal (yes, the simpson banner was just too tempting) and then I read a few of your journal entries, I was.. awestruck really. I feel so insuperior (then again, you ARE a helluva lot older than me.. ) and I know your prolly just gonna pass over this like 'who the fuck, ah, who gives?' (sorry if that offended you, but most people.. just do that..) but I just want to show my appreciation to a REAL person not hiding their feelings to the goddamn addictive internet (my opinion- >> I tend to get a little... hostile towards things) I plan to become a creative writer so when I read yours I was like 'holy shit.. *_* wow!' and so forth and so on.. I'll stop ass-kissing now, because.. yeah. o.o I dont do that often (feel honored damnit.. *eye twich*). anywho, the main point of this is as follows: I have no life I like your journal Thank you for giving me a reason to laugh yeah, thats it. >.> dont bother to look at my journal thing it sucks ass and its the result of me.. being an idiot on a saturday when I have nothing to do. Chicken Nuggets (long story)
from sspunchie :
i was just on the winston smith website and he is having a show on 2nd and MIssion in SF- close to where we were! DRAT!!! we could have seen his new shit! I guess there is a whole bunch of cool shit, including a bart on the mission but we were walking in the wrong direction... imagine that!
from satchmo3 :
Hey man thanks for the kind note!
from scanzilla :
You speak to soon my friend. For you are the one who is weak. I've been absorbing energy from you and injecting it into my own unique fighting techniques! You shall now fall to my SUPER CRAZY DEADLY MILLION FIST BOSTON CRAB ATTACK!!! HII-YAAAHH!!!!
from scanzilla :
BWAHAHA! You probably didn't make it into work, what with my three deadly murder droids sent out to attack you. If you really are the Kung Fu master to say you are, then I suppose I'll hear back from you, as you would have easily destroyed those droids.
from sspunchie :
you always prove the better point, and yes i totally agree with you. damn you.
from scanzilla :
Usually I scream "Fatality" and then plunge my fist into their chest and pull out their still beating heart. Though I have also been known to do the Jax smash an opponent into the ground move. :) Yeah the Square 1 mall bites, and it's only redeeming qualities are Best Buy and Electronic Boutique.
from scanzilla :
:) The funny thing is I actually did Kung Fu fight some jerks in the Square One Mall about three years ago. I don't like to fight at all, as I feel it's a sign of my own weakness to lower myself to there level, but they kept fucking with me, so I Kung Fu'd the lot of them and had people in the mall cheering me on. Of course our Kung Fu fight will be for the honor of our Shaolin Temples. :)
from mattferrara :
even though The Foo Fighters should never be called the "gods of rock" by anyone. Ever.
from mattferrara :
ah, we're all entitled to our opinions. I'm not PROUD to be an American, but when I look at countries where women have their clits forcefully removed or countries that line their poets up and machine gun them for saying something mildly against whichever dictator is currently strutting around in a funny-looking uniform, I feel HAPPY I wasn't born THERE. Quote Propagandhi, underrated punk rock band from Canada: "yes, i recognize the irony / the system I oppose affords me the luxury / of biting the hand that feeds / that's exactly why privileged fucks like me / should feel obliged to whine & kick & scream / til everyone has everything they need."
from sspunchie :
SHit BABY. THAT tuedi person is proud to be an american, that is what her diary says. EW, she has a cutey cartoon animal that i want to rip the face from and boil it with my organic Chard and seaweed flakes. maybe that is why she wants to eat your babies.(because she listed Christina Aguilera(whatever) as her favorite music,because she has a great voice and is a nice person) 'cause you are filling the veins of diaryland with anti american propaganda.
from sspunchie :
Jeese, that guy is going to eat your babies- wait, OUR babies? or maybe he is trying to be satan too and eat all of the babies.
from tuedi :
fuck man, im going to eat your babies! <3
from sspunchie :
DudE, nobody write me notes cept you because my diary is lame cause, well look at it! it's lame..
from scanzilla :
Awww fuck I'm an idiot! :) It's <a href=http://scanzilla.diaryland.com><img src=http://scanzilla.diaryland.com/images/pacmanpussy.gif></A>
from scanzilla :
You are Bizzaro Dan! Tell me, is your skin blue? Or maybe I'm Bizzaro Matt? :)
from hysareyl :
I guess I should have told you when I listed you? I like your writing, you hit the right spots, shall we say it like that? But you don't have to list me 'cause I listed you, I'm not that interesting...
from leeners :
Thanks for listing me. Sadly my life isn't that interesting and I normally don't tell people to fuck off. I was just really pissed.
from zaraya :
dude! i LOVE the ramones! rock on...
from mattferrara :
note to self, draw Kelly's tattoo.
from staremotionz :
hi. i love all your music intersts.. awesome!
from zaraya :
thanks for adding me to your favorites. i hope you enjoy reading my dumb random and (sometimes) meaningless thoughts. mwah. oh, and i think the pic of the band on your diary is cool.
from overlyemo :
Hey, I just noticed you added me to your favorites list. Thanks a lot...but may I ask why?
from vicious0 :
dude i love ur diary! it so rocks! anyways...yeah...i'm done ^_^;;
from phatgrrl :
you say too much mean stuff about fat people
from sspunchie :
this is a message from the past, writing about the future, which now is the past, in the here and now of today but will be yesterday or a few days before at some point.. So you are proably sitting at your shit eatin' place of whoredom, THE JOB, reading this.. this is a message from your past from someone that is currently involved in your present and hopes to be involved in your future as well.. Here's the message I channeled from Charlie, satan's favorite personal assistant at the break of dawn on Febuary 14th, 2003: you will be come rich and famous. And you know that guy that smiled at you yesterday? he found a pair of your underpants at the laundromat. I gave him your phone number so you could meet; he will be you key to fame and international acclaim. Do not disreguard him as a fat ugly white guy with a large left front tooth. ALways remember to floss- charlie it was so nice seeing you, i can't believe it happened. glorious glorious DAY!
from quietdespair :
Dont ask me, i just got it in the mail, and would like pass it on, it gave me sumthin to do, oh well..... CASE 1: Kelly Seedy had one wish, for her boyfriend of three years, David Marsden, to propose to her. Then one day when she was out to lunch, David proposed! She accepted. But she! then had to leave because she had a meeting in 20 min. When she got back to her office she noticed on her computer she had e-mail. She checked it, the usual stuff from friends, but then she saw one that she had never seen before. It was this very letter. She simply deleted it, without reading it. BIG MISTAKE!! Later that evening she received a call from the local police. It was regarding David. He had been in an accident with an 18-wheeler, he did not survive. CASE 2: Take Katie Robbenson. She received this letter and being the believer that she was sent it off to few of her send to the full 10 that you must. Three days later she went to a Masquerade ball. Later that night when she left to get to her car to go home, she was killed on the spot by a hit and run drunk driver. CASE 3: Richard S. Willis sent this letter out within 45 minutes of reading it. Not even 4 hours later walking along the street to his new job interview, with a really big company, when he ran into Cynthia Bell, his secret love of 5 years. Cynthia came up to him and told him of her passionate crush on him that she had for 2 years. Three days later he proposed to her and they were married. They are still married to this day and have three children. This is the letter: Around the corner I have a friend, In this great city that has no end, Yet the days go by, and the weeks rush on, And before I know it a year has gone. And I never see my old friends face, For life is a swift and terrible race, He knows I like him just as well, As in the days w! hen I rang his bell, And he rang mine if, we were younger then, And now we are busy, tired men. Tired of playing a foolish game, Tired of trying to make a name. Tomorrow; I say, I will call on Jim Just to show I am thinking of him. But tomorrow comes and tomorrow goes, And distance between us grows and grows. Around the corner! - yet miles away, Here's a telegram sir, Jim died today. And that's what we get and deserve in the end. Around the corner, a vanished friend. Remember to always sa! y what you mean. If you love someone-tell them. Don't be afraid to express yourself. Reach out and tell someone what they mean to you, because when you decide that it is the right time, it might be too late. Seize the day, Never have regrets. Most importantly stay close to your friends and family, for they have helped make you the person you are today. You must send this on within 3 hours, after reading the letter, to 10 different people. If you do this you will receive unbelievably good luck in love. The person you are most attracted to will soon&n! bsp; return your feelings. If you do not, bad luck will rear it's ugly head. THIS IS NOT A JOKE! The more people you send this to, the better luck you will have.
from weezer1d :
these words...this place...this digital representation of all that is secret...these things amuse me.
from scanzilla :
You are wise beyond your years my friend. In fact you and I might have been spawn out of the same cesspool. My alias is Donatello. :)
from scanzilla :
Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dwellers. :) I own that DVD, it's a classic. As a side note, the guy who wrote that movie owns a cheesy all ages club up in Glouscester Ma. Quick what does C.H.O.M.P.S. stand for?
from scanzilla :
HAHAHA :) It's actually neon neclaces or tubes rather, that could bend in any shape. You could line electric guitars with them to have that true 80's feeling. :)
from scanzilla :
Ya know what. I think I'm going to do that M.U.S.C.L.E. entry tomorrow. This way I can take a pic of my whole collection. It will be blurry, but I have ideas floating in my head for it. I will still use your pics and give you much deserved props for it on my site. Do you remember Leon Neon? :)
from scanzilla :
Fucking perfect! Thanks man, I'm going to erase your email as to not ruin the surprise. :) I'll definitely use those pics and give you credit on my entry for it. :)
from scanzilla :
Funny you should mention M.U.S.C.L.E. figures. I've been looking for pics all day so I can do an entry on them. I have a shitload of the toys at home, however they are too small to get good webcam pics of. Mostly because my webcam eats ass. It's trippy when you write about Malden or other places around here. I especially like how you pin pointed that microflirt situation. I swear I've falling in and out of love with train girls in a matter of ten minutes. Making them the shortest make believe relationships I ever had. Sadly enough they were the best relationships I ever had too.
from scanzilla :
Hey I was in Malden square monday afternoon around 1:30. I had to go to the city clerk's office to get a copy of my birth certificate. Were you that old bearded guy shitting his pants in front of that closed down video game place?
from falsecontent :
great bands nice diary.... <3
from quietdespair :
I like your diary...but my opinion doesn't mean shit so ignore this
from keryanna :
No, I haven't read "Hero with 1000 faces". This is my first Campbell book. Someone recommended him to me ... and I make a point of reading a book someone recommends to me ... eventually. :)
from sspunchie :
dON'T YOU THINK THAT sATAN WOULD raTHER HAVE A sTOMACH ACHE THAN A SORE THROAT.. bECAUSE hE LIKES TO EAT BABIES RIGHT? tHAT IS MORE VILE than eating TAINTED ADULTS, rIGHT? uNLESS THEY ARE JUST too rICH AND lUSCIOUS .. hMM... sOUNDS LIKE YOU HAD A down rIGHT NASTY DAY AT WORK TODAY, (YESTERDAY) SOOn YOU'LL FORGET ALL ABOUT the putrid AnTICS AT work.... BECAUSE SAMMY d IS GONNA siNG YOUR SOul AWAY... mmmmmmmmmm hmmmmmmmmmmm TRA la!
from scanzilla :
What did that guy say when I said what did that guy say? My new name is THRILLHO. :)
from scanzilla :
Anyone named Nuno should be shot on principle. :)
from scanzilla :
Too Drunk To Fuck is my favorite religious song.
from scanzilla :
So this is what it sounds like when doves cry. :)
from scanzilla :
Funny thing about that story Matt, I once took a shit that sounded alot like that Extreme album. However my shit was a lot more satisfying. It even tasted better.
from scanzilla :
I'm 27. Gemini. My turn ons include lemony fresh moist wipes, sexual chocolate, and the smell of aquanet hair spray. My turn offs are girls with hairy armpits and being kicked in the balls by East German men named Sven. I play rock & roll guitar, am agnostic, and collect 80's toys. Nicknames: scanzilla, 4th level gnome wizard, the probinator, Lord Of The Dance. :)
from scanzilla :
Everytime I really do smoke opium while riding magical unicorns, the following cd's are played: Black Sabbath - Technical Ecstasy and Dr Dre - The Chronic 2000!
from scanzilla :
Hey Matt, despite rumors, I've never ever smoked opium with David Lee Roth. How old are you? Were you around during the wonderful attempted Reagan assassination? That was me. I was playing cowboy. :)
from notmuchhope :
Hey fellow Masshole, I need to sit down and read the volume of stuff you have up one of these nights...good stuff...oh, I'm in the band with the scanzilla guy there too who is that band on your diary?
from scanzilla :
Craziness, I was born in Malden and lived there for my a few years. My band's name is Presley, we play shoegazerish type psychelia, stuff that really bores the fuck out of our often Limp Biscut wanting audience. Oh well, we'll find our niche eventually. I'll definitely let you know when we have another show. On a different note, I am the lovechild of Paul Stanley and Tootie from the Facts Of Life. :)
from scanzilla :
Oh shit, we do know people that know each other in a way, or maybe heard of. Uhhhhh, wait that makes no sense. That girl beenpolar knows the singer of my band and has been to one of our shows. Weird. If I wasn't so fucked up on paint thinner right now while listening to Genesis, I'd say you were actually Jimmy Page on psychedelic mushrooms. :).
from xonic :
your words are beautiful. i appreciate them as best i can. dont ever stop writing.
from sspunchie :
DUDE! that was the best news report that i have ever read! (and the worst too).. more people need to read that MATT. i will direct all calls to your diary from now on.
from skimming :
you're marvelous!!!!
from sspunchie :
you are fucking incredible. i am sitting around in front of this computer while paxton sleeps and i read an entry of yours, 08-08-2002. My god, your words are smooth and your love is strong. That is the best love letter that i have ever read. i feel like i am invading your personal space or something but still. that girl is a lucky one. thanks for being you.

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