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from javarican :
Hello Mccullen, I just wanted to say thanks for quoting my article in your diary. Its the second time that piece has been used. First, by a guy for an academic paper on Intersetionality of being gay and in to Hip Hop Culture and now by you. Thanks once again. It is nice to see my work being read out there. Sincerely, Osvaldo Del Valle
from sx-70 :
dear diary, boo hoo hoo.
from apathee :
i am sad i missed that on sunday. -a
from chauffi :
Well, I'm glad you found something amidst the grammatical and spelling errors. Passionate writing is not my forte.
from ktboots26 :
okay so you don't know me at all but I stumbled onto your diary while trying to avoid working by "researching" pro anorexia web sites (it's like watching a train wreck-you don't wanna look but you can't help it) and while all of your journal is v funny, I have to especially commend you on your comment about dememorizing the moment you found yourself masturbating while thinking of Ira Glass. I once had sex with Diana Ross and the Supremes playing in the background, but yours is way better. That is just fantastic.
from matt :
I will now use "its like photocopying hardware" when I want somebody to know that it might sound interesting the second you hear it, but it gets really old really fast. Thanks a million, new metaphores are hard to come by.
from annarborsux :
It is truly confounding. Perhaps the tight t-shirt and baseball cap cancel each other out. The Florida woman seemed to be referring to standard baseball caps, but the LA posters considered ironic foam trucker hats and khaki twill Abercrombie-esque caps to be one and the same.
from cocoabeware :
were you pictured in the detroit free press "movement" special? or is that some other guy in polyester 517s? My 517s are cotton/poly. Are yours completely synthetic? you win.
from muttcatt :
have you noticed some characters who have recently joined the AK? one is 11 years old and plays in some evangelical rock band. The demographics are mind boggling
from greenfinch :
on an unrelated to everything in the world note: if a kid ever asks you how santa can live forever, i think a good answer is that he drinks blood.
from apathee :
often times i am unaware of the fact that i miss you at the oddest of moments. until this one. -a
from annahplanet :
Re: your unfortunate night under the stars: comedy = tragedy + time. Nice meeting you this weekend. I'll forever hold the first impression of you on your knees with a 9 volt to your tongue, drooling.
from madisonaet :
sleeping on the sidewalk? bless your heart! at least you looked spiffy in yer poly 517s darlin'!
from cocoabeware :
bonving sounds awesome. I just checked the tambourine website. My favorite part: as major E.W Swanton, RA so beautifully put it: ..." It can be as brutal as rugby and as delicate as chess; it requires all the grace and fitness of athletics, but at the same time it requires the psychological insight and judgement of master politician".
from jcruelty :
immediately or in a general sense?
from dinozilla :
sup, travis. love, midnight's motherfucking princess.
from partyjesus :
First comes the ironic tatoo, then you're ironically joining the military, ironically getting married, having kids, and then a slow, ironic death.
from jcruelty :
i watched this road trip movie last night and one of the guys on the road trip had a huge tattoo on his belly that said "HUG LIFE". i have yet to issue a position paper on ironic tattoos, but when i do you'll be the first to know.
from annarborsux :
well, mccullen just might see annarborsux there. but, $6. yeouch. that's what annarborsux used to pay to get into shows in boston.
from inkedgal :
if the baby jesus loves me he'll figure out a way for me to make it to party with you kids. you, sir, belong to dorkcore. -jdb
from jozkajozka :
hey travis. this is joe d shouting out at cha'. let me know the next time you're coming to chicago.
from curlybill57 :
What?! Another 23-year-old cynical, gay Ann Arborite who lords his marginally superior vocabulary over the mouth-breathing serfs in a futile effort to bolster his own lagging ego?! The town isn't big enough for the two of us. My own self concept is challenged. The solution: we must duel to the death. If you see some guy in Borders with a sidearm trained at you, just don't say you weren't forewarned
from fertility :
I really enjoyed your diary, mind you i didnt read it all only about 3 or 4 entries but what the heck, i love your sort of cynical humor, its great, and so yeah i dont think you would like to read my diary because its too teen girlish, boy problems and such but oh well maybe you would like it so come by and check me out sometime, take care ~Nolan
from inkedgal :
i smelled like pee earlier today. noone at my work mentioned it either. -j damn b.
from bsharp :
you, good sir, are comic gold. i guess make out club is good for something. by the way, did you take film 236 last fall? just wondering...
from mccullen :
how come every time i do search for mp3s on any of those search engines i get some fucking Appleseed Cast songs as results? every goddamn time, i swear it does not matter WHAT i am looking for. very weird.
from trampslikeus :
I just bought a pair of Hungarian "Marc" shoes (same typeface and everything) for $5. I miss America.
from allfaggedout :
travis, i think i love you. i think i want to find a way for us to impregnate each other and have beautiful stylish babies that we send off to private schools in europe and dress exclusively in gucci + pucci. listen: it's the sound of those babies kicking as i type. manwomb2002. let's do it.
from spocksex :
you should update more often.
from solarlab :
i like.
from mccullen :
two people with the same last name?! what a bizarre coincidence!
from bethann04 :
McCullen? My last name is McCullen...who is this?
from astoria :
i am coming to visit on the 21st. I hope to see you mccullen. yers, dandy
from inkedgal :
i'd like to thank that person too since the mere mention of cmb has made my day also. i can remember being in the asb room making posters (well, sniffing those giant markers, at least) and someone had just bought the cassette single. hot off the presses. we listened to it over and over and, yes, over. tick tock you don't stop. -j damn b.
from partyjesus :
I think Shawn and Petcollins are involved in some sort of paternity/child support dispute with that woman Tina. The test Petcollins was referring to was a paternity test. In the last message Petcollins was asking Shawn if he had paid the child support that was due in Lenawee county. It seems that we could actually find out what this was about if you wanted to search through Lenawee County court records for September 19th for any plaintiff or defendant named Shawn. That is, if you're really bored and have a few days to kill.
from pinkwonderly :
Rarely in boredom have i discovered such intriguing hiliarty in someone's personal writing:) hehe, your diary rocks! It's extremely interesting and satiric. Go Blue:)
from jcruelty :
i was reading about martha stewart in the economist today and i finally get your profile quote! haha i can't believe she actually said that on her tv show, "through clenched teeth while chopping savagely at a head of cabbage"
from seralynn :
HA HA HA HA!!! That entry was soooo funny!! ... I cant believe that! I dunno what I would do if my boss left something like that! OMG!!! , thanks for the laugh!
from central-red :
oh jesus. that entry was fucking brutal. good call with the theatre, though.
from c-cita :
Did you know the midwest was called the "goiter belt" in the 1930's? Yes, in fact, I read that in the 1930's, about 30% of people in Michigan had goiters. Just a tidbit about thyroid disorders going your way....
from mccullen :
so i got this email today from the michigan theater asking for patrons tosend in accounts of any particularly striking or fond memories they might have about the venue as they celebrate its hundredth anniversary or something. i think i'll send them that bit about the guy who stalked me all through their theater in pursuit of the glory of the fantastic blowjob my voluptuous octoroon lips promise.
from central-red :
dear mccullen: you write the best sex haiku ever.
from violetanne :
Oh, I don't know. I kind of like that video. It's pure fluff, which I can appreiciate... I've just started reading you, by the way. Man. That entry about the guy stalking you in the bathroom? If I'd been drinking milk, it would have been streaming out of my nose.
from floodtide :
Hey - really enjoy your diary. I was hooked even before I got to the part about leaving the theatre and crossing the street to Borders and thought, "Holy shit, this guy's in Ann Arbor!" (Home for me is Traverse City, though I'm often on the road; my partner and I come to Ann Arbor to see movies, shop, and eat when we feel the need to be surrounded by people other than straight white Republicans.) I'll be back to read more.
from madisonaet :
Hay, Little Miss Stiff Upper Lip here ... keep the party going strong cause I'll be over directly with a thirst for the drinky treats!
from heartsblood :
Well McCullen, i checked out your diary since i joined your ring, and it cracked me the hell up, definitely a diary to read, funny as hell, welp, adventure kids all the way baby, lol, love ya, talk later
from effluvium :
Dear M, While your cruising story is funny (profound? is that a word?), I can't help but be reminded of Todd Mundt's cruising story. I am slightly jealous. I've never been cruised. I have been soliced for prostitution. Three times. What is wrong with me? Sepa-Town my Dameion, E.
from dustboogie :
i floated into your diary via MOC. i think i am infatuated. sympathy obviously refers to a reflex from something pathetic, no? obviously. fondly*dustin aiea, HI
from jcruelty :
i dropped a lotta bombpliments this weekend
from boydeluxe :
oh i simply adore your new name for my sloe j thing... (j sloe)...just so you know...i will be telling people that i made it up all on my own LOL...or maybe not...its much more funner to say that someone gave me the new witty name and also said that i was cute...uhhhh e mail me sometime...polishcowboi@hotmail.com
from thinnerpaige :
i simply adore you.
from dinozilla :
sweet. <3 zilla.
from dynomike74 :
HA!
from slaps :
wow, congrats re: the L word. does it count if the person is from the south re: knowing who soviet is? glad to see/read that you're still kickin. til next time. p.s. audio galaxy RIP
from trvr :
fuckin' candy girl, right? or is that some other ironist on the electroclash comp i have?
from jcruelty :
i was wondering where you'd gone off to!
from m1ango :
i don't know you but I live in ann arbor, we have similar tastes, i go to community high...i love your diary
from dinozilla :
remember when you used to update? ahhhh, the good ol' days. you should make a survey becuase you ask good questions. then i could fill it out with ridiculous answers. later tater.
from rya :
our pal mr. wheeler brought back a true GEM from novi.... all i can say is that it's Blondie related... and has added to the theme of my room being a shrine to debbie harry. you MUST see it! more soon....
from apathee :
no, no. not entirely, at least. just for holiday, for about ten days. saw the adamray. saw mountains. i couldn't put that many (miles) between myself and the partyjesus or the mjs. not yet. do you want the zine? -a
from rya :
happy happy happy birthday! i'm glad you're turning 18! (there - can we celebrate it if we make up an age?) let's fuck some shit up in honor of b-dayz! no plan fer mine yet, it will likely feature a last minute roundup at the 8ball of some sort, then perhaps some other sorta par-tay this weekend. errrr something. hey hey yeh yeh
from rhoeng :
this is wayyy better b/c it wasn't written by a blax man or a whites man...it was penned by an inbetweenst hispanic: "white people are so free, man...nothing gets in their way. i saw these white guys dancing the other day and you should see them. nothing-not the rhythm, not the beat-nothing gets in their way." In other news: "white women are black men's kryptonite", so told to me, so it be true.
from hardaq :
quit hanging out with Igor Piratavitch. no one wants another war.
from slaps :
bwaaahhhh, i'ma crazy ho! .. i like the new pics. you know who you look like in them? sort of? .. ian from the make-up. .. if that's upsetting to you at all, don't fret - last night someone told me that i look like dave matthews. and it was probably the 10th time i've heard that, so now i'm looking for rope and an unreliable chair. goodbye cruel url!
from trampslikeus :
In high school we had to write these massive research papers our senior year, and they'd bus us down to the Detroit Public Library all the time to get books (and makeout in the little study nooks), and one day I went over to the computers and there were these two crackhead bums on them, one was looking at porn and the other was typing away on instant messager with about ten people. I think your movie sounds both plausible and excellent. xoFrances
from effluvium :
I have your pound puppy. I'm training him as a fighting dog. I'm also teaching him how to smoke and exhibit an unhealthy disregard for spelling. Did I mention that I'm not giving it back?
from jcruelty :
you crack me up
from solaris1001 :
what is actually so amazing is that my friends and i used to prank speghetti the clown as well. in fact, we found out that he worked at marco's pizza and my friend called up his boss--and this is really terrible--and gave him some big riot act on how aweful it was that that sick speghetti fuck was employed there, he'd never order from marco's next time he threw a sex toy party, etc. really mean. we actually argued about that one being way too overboard. anywho...the next time we gave old minus-the-meatballs a ring, he confessed to having been in an argument with his manager about the aforementioned incident and being given the proverbial boot. at which point my friend confessed, apologized and invited him to go camping with us. yeah....no. it turns out, though, that speghetti wasn't mad at all and actually THANKED my friend because---get this--he had been wanting to spend more time doing his clown thing AND he had a bit of a crush on the clown COLORS. she was, apparently, a hottie, albeit a married and motherly hottie. speghtti indicated, however, this would not deter him and he planned to make his move. that was about a year ago and that's as much as i know. no, he never did take us up on camping. (sigh of relief)
from astoria :
hello from me ... thinking about ann arbor ... riding bikes and hanging out at the del rio ... walking by the train tracks ... why don't you visit ny soon? dundles
from hardaq :
The "Shocking News" post is perhaps, no, it is the best diaryland entry ever.
from descente :
where are you?
from dinozilla :
"committed smokers of pot and couch potatoes with no intention of turning off the set"- who the fuck is this,bitch? if you have nothing nice to say then come sit by me. ha ha. yer funny.
from central-red :
oh man, that sounds brutal. oral insemination of children? did they kick you in the nuts right away, or did they release the hounds first?
from astoria :
mcmullen -- if you like, it's yeah, yeah
from savvy212 :
cooper is starting obedience school in 2 weeks. and when he is all sit and stay and good dog, and he has forgotten about what lurks under the pillow...jeffery will have his revenge...bwwaahahahaha. once you've had 60 pounds of beast with muddy paws jumping all over you at 8am and peeing on your kenneth coles, your torture devices stop involving treats. yessir. okay, so they were target boots, whatever...
from margaretyang :
how are you? long time, no see. i'm sorry to hear about the incident at the bar. frat dudes and dudettes scare me, too. i hope all is well with you... peace!
from yellowglove :
so the one-arm thing. i didnt believe it myself until i saw the one armed girl in the computer lab. i hate loosing things. i had to get one of those lame attachable wallet devices.
from yellowglove :
weird dream. but i wish the strokes would do an accoustic show. i had a weird dream to but it didnt have the strokes in it. i was being punished on an island of carnivourous dinosaurs.
from sx-70 :
this afternoon i sat in my room and couldn't think of one single thing that was worth doing. the problem, of course, in this situation is that sitting there does not help. lethargy as a result of inaction is not a solution for the problems that inaction cause which usually result in lethargy. must stay away from: video games, top forty radio, spy novels, White Castle cheeseburgers. looking forward to:
from antijamsect :
the fact that you referenced gleaming the cube in some note you left makes you my new favorite. nice.
from wheatheart :
to the sweet boy in the 2oo dollar redcoat winter... sigh. what words you wind! your diary makes me wish we were like phone calling friends. seriously. kc
from dinozilla :
well, you may be "full of shit." but you do it so well. i think you should have your own show. i'd watch it religiously. as long as it's not on during friends or felicity.
from partyjesus :
Man, I guess the navy was right. Your brother is dishonorable. Have no fear though, I just finished Criminal Law 1 so I'm here to help.
from theboyafraid :
hey, thanks a lot for the note. always nice to hear from other people. i think youd get along with my boyfriend musically. he turned me on to adult. thanks again.
from savvy212 :
hey kiddo. carries address is cecchinica@yahoo.com ... nice ass shaking last night. bang...i have to go watch buffy now, but we need to step out soon. later gator. amy.
from slaps :
no way! her name is Tangie??! at a 'white trash' party this past saturday night, one of my roommates (in drag) chose that as his name for the evening. the parallels .. the irony .. (for details see my entry for 11/19) ... too much.
from dinozilla :
when's your birthday? i'll make you a cupcake. michigan next week! be there or a-squared. ha ha. ann arbor's funny.
from smartstar-sf :
hey. what is up with adventures in michigan? send me some words.
from slaps :
a fellow diaryland f(r)iend ordered me to check your page and after doing so i felt a mandatory need to leave this note. she, the other bettyford, said that when she found your diary it was like locating slaps' long lost identical cousin, but i'm actually humbled by your inscriptions. keep on keepin on and whatnot. .. p.s., i.m.h.o., you also possess great taste in muzak ;)
from jcruelty :
true independence is scary. thank god for friends eh
from terrible-shy :
I just want you to know that I love you diary and I am addicted to it. You are a wonderful writer and one of those few things in life that can stike upon real emotions like laughing out loud.
from margaretyang :
i love you!
from dinozilla :
on my computer, i like to make super cool clear address labels with dinosaurs on them. oh yeah, and i guess, work on my resume. well, sort of. and also, spill stuff all over the keyboard so that it doesn't work anymore.
from kittenjaws :
so what exactly is under momus's infamous eye patch?
from boyrepellant :
I got a link to your page off of someone's "favorite's" list--i love people who update a lot and don't hold back on their feelings. pleasesign my guestbook I can have a link back to your page--I am bad with bookmarking things!). my aim is also in my profile.
from partyjesus :
Why don't you save the deer head for me? You could store it in a bucket of pickle juice until I come to Ann Arbor.
from jcruelty :
that would freak me right out
from dinozilla :
i prolly shouldnt have read that while eating my lunch. but now i'm not, so it's okay. i'll read it again.
from matt :
I like the Maria dream. Good suff.
from jcruelty :
Ah the magic of google. So the name of the song is "Magic" by Mick Smiley. And embarrassingly, the chorus actually goes "I believe it's magic... I believe it's magic..." But don't you think my version is better? Jeez, it's almost as bad as the time I thought Frank Black was singing "your eyelid skin / looks mexican" and he turned out to be singing "your irish skin / looks mexican". Again, I think the superiority of my version is self-evident.
from jcruelty :
i was going to write something about your spells and how i enjoy them. but i got distracted by this song from the original ghostbusters soundtrack which is now stuck in my head. i don't know the name but the chorus was "i believe in magic... i believe in magic... magic... magic..."
from mccullen :
you are so funy
you always mak me laugh LOL
from cdghost :
heyitsmekeepitreeltoreel
from steviebadazz :
dude i know that rocky kid i think. i thought he did too much coke one day and jumped off a bridge like that guy from degrassi. glad to hear he's still alive.
from dinozilla :
your plan seems to be working splendidly. one time, i woke up at 11 o'clock to my boss calling saying they were "really worried" cuz i wasn't at work yet. oh shit, gotta think fast. food poisoning! ha ha. that way i could be sick for the day and still go to work the next. another time, i woke up at noon. and just went into work and shrugged when anyone asked me what happened. "oh my god, what happened? where were you?" *shrug* lies. fucking lies.
from apathee :
dear mccullen: i fancy your diary. it makes me smile. i'm glad you and everyone else (i.e. nyc) is ok. i hope you had fun in chitown.
from elle8 :
Hrm. If my brother's name is Cullen, then are you my Irish brother? Fuck. elle, ps, nice site
from partyjesus :
Travis, you are so right. Normally I would consider someone who drove around offering free blowjobs to be some sort of saint but why is it they only appear on very dark streets in very dark cars? Maybe they are performing some sort of court mandated community service. Yesterday, while I was waiting for the bus, a very old woman came up and introduced herself to me and then said, "You sure are handsome." I was just waiting for the other shoe to fall, "You want a blowjob, honey?"
from thinnerpaige :
dearheart, i just wanted to say herro to my trav and tell you that for some reason, i have been thinking about you a lot over the past week. i am certain i will remember when i fall asleep tonight and forget when i wake up. when next can i see you? [alvc]
from trvr :
bwah hah hahh! more quotes needed!
from kneil :
dude, internet dude. it's the coolest. i can't keep away from it. and your on the internet. thats cool too.
from jodiemartin :
your page is really pretty
from katovit :
I too have been reeled in by the facinating "ED". Much like the little dog on Fraiser, Twinki from Buck Rogers, and Brak from Space Ghost, Ed is a bit character who poesses the power to steal thunder from the frontman. His most impressive practical joke so far is convincing us to love him.
from sx-70 :
Dear Sir, I would like to kindly submit my request that from now on the mccullen diaryland page be maintained and updated by mccullen's co-worker, Ed. I don't know how you guys are running this website, whether it's just one of you, or a whole bunch of you, or maybe a task force or something, so I'm not really sure how to go about writing this, you know, how formal or whatnot. But still, I think that everyone can agree mccullen's quotations of Ed were funnier than anything mccullen himself has ever said or done, and perhaps Ed would, overall, be funnier and more interesting than mccullen, no? Thank you.
from dinozilla :
all better! sorry about that. i debated writing mean and nasty thoughts about all my enemies. but that's no reason to keep it locked up. right? and then i decided to write about more important things in my life. like seeing nsync at the today show. damn! those boys are gross in person. but i still love them. i ain't got shit else to obsess about.
from mccullen :
i know that someone is going to read this diary at some point, so stop skulking around diaryland and write me a note you BITCH

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