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from swingerdiary :
Mia, you are correct that the piercing ban was not ORIGINALLY intended for willing participants, but when it was amended it included ANY female whether she consented or not. :-( The alternative lifestyle groups here in GA were hoping that it was just misread, but when interpreted, it still showed that the amendment included those who were willing participants.
from dooki :
I'm glad you took my survey. I agree...we are not conversation enthusiasts, especially in the morning.
from dooki :
You're donating your blood? Good for you. maybe that could be your birthday present to the friend who doesn't want to do anything. "hey, for your birthday, I saved someone's life! Isn't that the best present ever?"
from dooki :
I don't need to tell you when I'm playin' PHILLY! you'll sense my sexy rock because all the bitches in PHILLY will be gettin' pregnant for no reason at all. THAT's how powerful my rock is!
from symbiotic :
happy anniversary!
from dooki :
What's wrong with bragging? Too many girls bitch and bitch about themselves. It's refreshing to hear someone who's proud of themselves, or happy for themselves! After all, you're the only person you have to live with for the rest of your life, so you might as well like yourself, right? Oh yeah, and you suck for going to a spa. You're only 23? I could have sworn you were older...hmmm...
from dooki :
I'm glad that you understand the retail business...enough to hate the bitches like I do. By the way, yellow, white, turquoise, and pink all show up very nicely on brown skin. I asked the dudes at the tattoo shop next door.
from dooki :
so i did some of your quizzes...and apparantly, I'm a glass rose who gives excellent fucking head. thanks for the ego boost...how was lotr? I haven't seen it.
from dooki :
Did you find out your pirate name? By the way, I CAN"T FUCKING WAIT FOR LOTR!!!!!!!!!!
from dooki :
hey, go to this site and find out your pirate name. http://www.fidius.org/quiz/pirate.php my pirate name is Iron Prudentilla Vane. You and maybe two others on my favorites will do this, so please humor me, ye lover of the SEA!!
from dooki :
man, I don't give a shit about sports, but I feel like it's my duty to defend Dallas. It's my hometown. The cowboys are retards, sure. And I know that Coach Johnson was a total tool back in the day. And Aikman has been sucking the corporate dicks of television for the past five years or so...but it pains me to say this...dallas cowboys rule? I don't mean it, I really don't, it's a brainwashing technique Texans have used for decades to promote unity.
from sweetreviews :
your review is done... http://sweetreviews.diaryland.com/miabogard.html
from confusingeh :
- hey, you signed my notes but i have no idea who you are? thx. natalee ? lol
from dooki :
I want to go to pie day! i likes me some pie. Anthing can make a good pie. You can make ham pie, burger pie, shoe pie, pie pie, and plain' ol vanilla pie. It's all the same less it don't have no crust 'round it, right?
from dooki :
you know what's funny? My mom's name is Brenda Lee, named after that 12 year old boy-voiced vixen. I know exactly what you're talking about it. I cracked up when I read it, because we used to make fun of her voice.
from symbiotic :
i hope you feel better soon.
from ddraigwen :
Bwahahahahhahhhahhha *pokes like a nutcase* much thankies and HIBwahahahahhahhhahhha *pokes like a nutcase* much thankies and HI THERE THERE
from dooki :
You think your survey was bad? I have gooood interview for ya. 1. what's you're fave color? 2. why is Christina Aguilerra so totally awesome? 3. is 50 cent Gay? 4. Do your 'rents totally crunch on your plans every weekend? If so, what buffage do you use to ward off the heebies? 5. is Dawson's creek your favorite show, or is it TOTALLY Sabrina the teenage witch? 6. Do you think Soliel Moon Frye should have gotten a reduction? She's totally suave. 7. Is science and learning a total drag? 8. Are you more like Julia Roberts from Pretty Woman, or Molly Ringwald from sixteen candles? 9. What's your fave night spot? (are you irritated yet?) 10. Horses or ponies? 11. goo goo blah blah gafaww snort cheekle poot poot gnorf. .
from myheadspace :
yes! we must be nyc bound.
from kaybiff :
Tis a funny thing you say about my notes page, for your guestbook doesn't even load for me. Truly an odd couple for the ages. And I sound really proper. Or gay. What ever.
from dooki :
sorry to hear about the cunt doctor. they are the bastards of medicine's womb. I do think you look like lisa turtle. And oddly enough, I mentioned saved by the bell in my diary. isn't that wierd? So are you going to interview me, or not? Cuz if you're not, then i'm going to shove hampsters in my eyes. That actually doesn't feel very nice.
from dooki :
hey, I want to be interviewed! DO ME DO ME!!
from myheadspace :
huh. you deleted all your favorites. s'ok, i know you still love me.
from kaybiff :
I think this was one of the best results. "...often at least 50% off list price" *laugh* Seriously. That's just... It's something. Oh, and one night I searched for myself. There are about ninety-six google finds for Kaybiff alone. This scares me. *laugh* I worry about us sexy internet personalities. Really. All the creepy stalkers... And don't even ask about google finds for my real name. *laugh* It's, like, all porn. Seriously. And none of it stars me. *laugh* Where's my money?! Ok, that's enough for now. Sorry.
from thecritic :
Wait you love Family Guy AND Best Buy. Will you marry me?! No? OKay well still I now have a deep admiration for you hehe
from kaybiff :
dude, the ring kicked ass. lots of it. it scared the shnap out of me. seriously. i couldn't sleep in my room for ahile because of the tv facing my bed. i was afraid she would come out of it and make me all bloated and dead too and all the warning i would have had was a fly on my door and the fuzzy snow screen. *shudder* damn them... but you know what i think would have been a better ending (because that whole thing about showing it to another person sucked big time.)? i think that everyone should have dies. i mean, think about it. it would have had a longer lasting impression if the "ring" couldn't be stopped. *shudder* scary. ok. that's enough for now. i'm out.
from symbiotic :
dig the new layout!
from diary-rating :
Your diary rating is ready for pick up, http://diary-rating.diaryland.com/pickup.html
from dynamicduo :
I don't see our link up on your diary. Do you still want to be reviewed? If you do you need to put our link up. Sorry for being so pushy :/
from kaybiff :
...your coherency started to falter a long time ago, dear. *laugh* ...please don't hit me. *laugh* fight the good fight! win the prize! stay awake... and... yeah... forget this ever happened? ...two noted in one day... wowsers... wowsers? ...hmmmmm... i think it's time for katie to go and do something... no... not sleep... katie would never do that... never. and nor would you (today). i'm going. this was the worst note ever. much love. bye.
from kaybiff :
deary, deary, deary. if you watch the dvds with the commentary, you will understand why the first ...i think.... four? five? episode titles have something to do with death in them. it's all explained. (no, really. it is... stop looking at me like that...) on the first episode is when they say it... yes, i have listened and watched... er... because... i have time on my hands? not /on/ my hands, mind you... but it's a saying... you know? right.. i'm making less sense than usual. so sorry. but, yeah. commentary. explanation. better than i could right now. family guy is damn funny. "who said that?" "this pretend guy i just made up." har har har har har har... good times. good times. i'm going now. much love. bye.
from kaybiff :
a tit for tat... har har har... ok, that wasn't funny... but... right. there is no excuse for that one. stop. done... i forgot what else i was going to say... so i shall leave you on that rather flat note... oh god... that was worse... and it could mean two things... flat boobies? har har har... and this is a note... right. i'm sorry. i'm hanging my head in shame now... and leaving. bye.
from serenaserene :
hi i joined your web ring i have a sailor moon themed diary take a look one person left me a note saying i'm obessed but i'm not i just like sailor moon have you ever rp'd sailor moon before? i have it's lots of fun! nice web ring
from babygray :
NOTE TAG! See, I wouldn't mess with the lake anymore, if it wasn't for the fact that it didn't happen again. I went to it a couple of times last year, actually, and no ear ache or anything. Just a bit of a tan. But my left ear *is* kind of hurting right now...
from kaybiff :
no one remembers... seriously... NO ONE. *weep sob cry and the like* and you do have the rambling thing down... really... and that's not sad... it's a skill. confuse the masses and then take their money. *giggle* ...not that i ever have... erp... seriously. i haven't. i swear. (-and a side note... why don't your links ever work for me? is it because i'm unloved and easily forgettable??? why?! WHY ME?! *cry cry* ...i need a shower... muddy. puddles. yes. right. i'm gone. *gone*
from kaybiff :
ooo! ooo! do you rmemeber the commercial...where the guy says, "do you want to ride with batman???" it was a snicker's commercial... and FREAKING hilarious. do you remeber it???? please??? no? *cry cry* no one remembers it but me... oh! oh! and the ninja turtles rock hard. seriously.
from kaybiff :
(poor milo... he never saw it coming...) *spared still...?* get better, deary. and keep rambling. *giggle* it makes me laugh...
from kaybiff :
*considers herself spared...?* i dislike miagraines... and i don't like summer colds... *shakes fist* deary, much love. i'm out.
from kaybiff :
you are. you really are... after me... and the voices, of course. *laugh*
from miabogard :
I am the awesomest, though.
from kaybiff :
whoa there slugger... it's not that i hog up the note pages... it's just that i have a lot to say about nothing in particular to random people... ok. ok. i hog the note page... (oink... *laugh* i said "the." *giggle* i am so funny!) but it's not my fault... it's society's. *laugh* oh man... that's funny... and stolen. *giggle* they will never catch me. (kudos to you if you know of what i speak... and i know that's spelled wrong... i can't spell for beans... FOR. BEANS... cool beans? no. just beans.) all right awesome lady, i'm out.
from perceptionss :
Smiles back at you =)
from enpitsuyasha :
YAY! I'm awesome! (Katie does hog the note pages...but she knows we love it...it's that secret kind of love we don't like to admit...our guilty pleasure...like that movie Oxygen... You know? Er.....I think I'm alone on this one. Sigh. Anyway.) You are quite awesome yourself! Whee! And really, I realized yesterday that perhaps I don't need anymore pocky, because I have (And this is true) built a Pocky box tower on my stereo. It's really kick ass. Except like, half the boxes are green tea mousse...and one fourth are tsubu tsubu ichigo...I shoved 6 of those in my mouth at once...god, I'm a pig...anyway. Er. Hey Sylvia! Yes Micky? How do you call your loverboy?! COME HRE LOVERBOY!...
from scanzilla :
I never did get the ghost band tattoo. Though I still plan to some day. Hey you have the best profile of me. Life for me is meant to be funny. I like the funny. :)
from kaybiff :
...damn guestbooks.... mumble mumble...
from kaybiff :
guestbooks... they pain me... they do... they really do. so i don't sign them.... i write notes instead... *laugh and giggle and fall over and such* right... and, i have also noticed that my note page is turning into some sort of message board as well recently. i had someone solicate themselves to another through my notes... *cry cry* THEY DON'T EVEN LOVE ME!...and i'll sign that devil book of yours... if you enter the contest... *cackle* there is always a condition... (the owls! what?!)
from kaybiff :
oh man... the test/quiz/thingy? ...i do live in south jersey... that's scary... but then again, i have taken tests that determine (yes, and they're so reliable... *cough*) how "new jersey" i am... and... i... am... so... nj... it's not funny... DAMN YOU WAWA!!! DANM YOU AND MY KNOWING YOUR LOCATIONS! *cry cry* ...well, this is all rather depressing. i'm off.
from babygray :
Sorry I took so long to reply to your note (WOW... you have so many... How are you?) Uh... sorry about that sudden attack of ADD, too. You can go ahead and link to me now. In a way, it's not that big of a deal.
from symbiotic :
hey, i sent you an email.
from enpitsuyasha :
POCKY! Indeed. My mother's medical school is stationed right next to a Japanese shop, filled with manga and POCKY and these delicious little chocolate covered cookie cone things that I absolutely MUST stuff myself with while wishing I didn't need subtitles and could read the box....sigh.
from kaybiff :
(looks down) excellent... i mean... er? where was i going with this? ummmm... yes, well... the devil... the voices... they tell me things... and they *pain* me... please... get them out? i shall tell you as i have told others-- they fill my mouth with sewage... *laugh* well, then. enough of that. *slap* i sound crazy... or more so than usual... *cough* that squirrel is pointing its er... bottom at me rather provocatively... i'm scared... and rather turned on... *cough* i did it again... sounding crazy... oops... but i'm dead serious about the squirrel... not the turned on part, but the fact that it's... well... it would make a great "certain adult film" *raises eyebrows* star... *cough* the note... it was longer than i wanted it to be. ok... i'm off! bye and what not...
from enpitsuyasha :
Well. I just found your diary. And I like it. I knew I would the moment I went to the archives and saw an entry that was titled "Pocky!"...Mmm...Pocky...
from symbiotic :
i totally will. next weekend is his birthday, so i think we're probably doing all A-related stuff, but the next time after that, i'm totally going to call you. there's a really great place off south street called the latest dish (it's under fluid...i think that's the name of the club). we could go there for a late dinner and then go drinking!
from kaybiff :
aws...ome??? me??? surely not. the devil you say. *laugh* and i like being the third person... because i'm always the last to know... *high five back* (<-- i always get the weirdest looks when i do that. seriously, and that makes me sad... cry cry) thanks for the love! WHEEEEEEEEEE
from kaybiff :
now you're just speaking crazy talk. i mean, think? geeze. what kind of girl to you think i am?! and sleep is almost what i live for... almost. being as i don't get much... see? and that's a bit... how to say.. er.. deep? no, that's just a song... (starts to sing, "deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep." oh my...)
from kaybiff :
what are you talking about, crust of the bread??? sex IS the bread. the date is the crust... sometimes it's cut off. giggle.
from vacantlegend :
Ello! iv actually bien reading your diary for quite awhile.. i think we talked a tyme or two too ... but i was jus hoping that you noticed my existance, and maby even link me *id feel special* .. well, nitenite fer nows -0ut
from shimmyshimmy :
Nice pieces of you entry! I was looking for someone new to read, and I think I found her! Have a great day, and keep on writing =)
from kaybiff :
yum... day old french fries... it's when you know they'll clog up your arteries! yes! anywho, trent is fanastic, isn't he... he makes you want to kill yourself... or others. ha ha. ha ha? so, again i say, i like notes. (back to you in the studio.) huh? what? who said that?
from kaybiff :
yes. it did. fantastic.
from kaybiff :
hey there! i had no idea that you liked nine inch nails... but then again again i didn't know any of the music you liked in the first place... um? well, yes, i like to write notes so... this is a note... um? yes. indeed... oh, yeah, i too enjoy the work of the affirmentioned band nin... oh so good... not like socks... or gerbils... yes... ok then. (i hope it worked this time... mumble mumble.)
from luminaryssh :
Thanks for signing on my guestmap :)
from symbiotic :
oh yeah, i used to be monica1110.
from symbiotic :
wheeee. i'm going to be in philly next week. if you want to hang out on friday night, hit up my diary and let me know and we'll make arrangements.
from kissmeincali :
you sound a lot like me, its kind of scary, please stop
from monica1110 :
oooh. i was just in philly this weekend. i like your city. anyway, next time i'm there (sometime next month), maybe we could hang out. hmmmm.
from pimpreviews :
bitch you read my review o' you some months ago? Pimp Daddy be back in Bizness
from blushingcece :
great banner ad and I love the sweet just isn't as sweet without the sour
from esherril :
You rock.
from diaryevals :
Please re-read the rules and grading guidelines and re-request a review. Thanks!
from jason75 :
I hadnt read your diary before but I thought I would just add a quick little note to let you know that most of the females that are online fall into the same fugly catagory. There are some normal ones out there but they are few and far between!
from cute-clanger :
Heya, i just thought I'd tell ya about a new NIN site thats up, they're lookin for affiliate sites, messageboard/chatroom moderators and news people. If u are interested it's at http://www.nineinchnailschat.com . thanky for your time :) x cya
from ejsaturn615 :
I don't wanna be a total pain or anything but your pic for your outer senshi ring isn't working, just thought you should know and I like your diary by the way. And I have to agree with you, there's nothing wrong with having read Harry Potter.
from pure-milk :
Well, if I go rotton, I'll turn to cheese, yes :P
from pure-milk :
cheeese? Where...?! Mmmm
from pure-milk :
Gah! My internet Explorer quits evertime I try and go to your diary!! :/ Hmph!
from lestatlover :
hey, we chatted last night! I stayed up until 4:37 chatting with this guy named jd82 who's nine years older than me. if u don't remember me...oh well...buh-bye
from destinywarp :
Hey, I know you visited my diary a couple weeks ago... (might have been months by now...) ANYWAY! I was just reading your latest entry and found it quite the humorous one... I don't know if you meant it to be like that. But the words to my boyfreind were: Destinywarp: and she's aquarius Destinywarp: see, aquarius is best because we recognize we're evil :-) stYptic peNcil13: lovely stYptic peNcil13: well, at least you acknowlege the evil in you And so I thought I'd share. It was fun. Bye! Jess
from faeriesjules :
Hey sugar! You know, that is sorta like what is going on with one of my friends right now. She's really mad at me because of something I said to her, it was one of those "I want to take that back RIGHT NOW" kind of things. But, of course, you can't take it back. She can't forgive me, and it's been depressing me.
from faeriesjules :
Hey cutie! You know, pretty soon your note box is going to filled up with notes from me. I finally got a chance to read the note you wrote to me, and I absolutely LOVED the part about your "diary crush"!! Just made me blush all over, well.... I'm not having the best of days, but I guess you can rush over to my guestbook and find that out. Love ya lots and lots!
from faeriesjules :
Hey sweety! You know, you should have really signed my guestbook. But it was a shocking day-maker (is that really something? does it matter? no) when I looked up my name, and looked for the people who listed me as a favorite, and found you! Someone I did not know! So, I jetted over to your page, and low and behold, I'm the first one on there. "AWSOME!" I'm sure it's probably some sort of mistake, but if it is, just play along and pretend like you really do think my diary is magickle!
from miabogard :
... I'm lame. Leaving myself notes. No shame at all.

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