messages to milkmaid:
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from trulypoetic :
p.s. I have an underage child that reads his mother's blog. If you managed to write something without profanity I could leave it there. Good grief. 40 something going on 10.
from trulypoetic :
You haven’t changed one bit. Still lonely, still hiding in the closet and you actually think I’m a homophobic cunt because I suggested you just come out already and be happy. Not hardly. I just don’t like people that pretend they have no issues but call other people cunts when they point out that a person’s problems are usually their own damned fault. Mine were my fault…I fixed them after YOU pointed it out to me. I took your advice. What have you fixed? Wow...I would suggest anger management for you now. That and a bar of soap for you mouth.
from trulypoetic :
I have not sent you yearly nasty greetings. Other people must not have anything nice to say either. I’ve never typed a word to you until today. Not even when you so rudely informed me that my life was a mess. I’ll let you get back to milking your cow’s. I can afford the year $75 fee for my own domain and I have a husband, one that is neither men that you spoke about. Sorry about your demented ass mother.
from trulypoetic :
It’s funny…I came to check on you and you’re still the same broke, lonely and miserable person you always were. Yet you were the one that once told me that. Change only happens when you take action to change your life. You certainly don’t sound very happy to me. What a pity.
from kitchenlogic :
Hey! I'm still reading!!!! I don't want to think about dying. Which means I probably should.
from pitbullshark :
Seeing as how you could probably manage to legally get her dog put to SLEEP, I sure hope that woman sent you the money you reasonably demanded. What on earth made it attack little Reggie? For sure, that Rottweiller is too dangerous of a dog to be let out in a public park. What's with all these people having these extremely dangerous dogs, anyway? (Aren't Rottweilers supposed to be THE most dangerous dogs ever?) Social breakdown, that's what it is. We live in a very sad, very much in trouble country these days.
from jenniam :
I've got plantar's fascitis AND tarsal tunnel!! Feel better!
from pitbullshark :
Good Lord, I hope that WASN'T actually Michael Franks! I was sitting so far away, I couldn't tell if he was now fat and had a fugly goatee. And if he farted all the way through the song, the acoustics (in this case, fortunately!) weren't good enough to carry the sound. Did that guy somehow think that was appealing to his (most likely fastidious) Chinese date? The mating ritual of the asshole...literally.
from candoor :
I'm not following hissy around, really I'm not... though I wouldn't mind, but that's besides the point, it's purely by accident that I am on top of her here... meanwhile, I think I clicked on a banner and found myself here reading soft porn... I'm home, no wait, I'm not that kind, really... I'm just laughing so much at so many things that making sense is an afterthought... I just wanted you to know I was here, hello :)
from hissandtell :
Hi - I found you through missleigh and have been enjoying your diary immensely. I've bookmarked you to come back and start reading from the beginning. Love, R xxx
from pandionna :
Hey, drop me a line at pandionna2 at aol dot come. I don't have your e-mail address, and I don't want to leave the password in public. Muah!
from kitchenlogic :
That question has been bugging me since I was 15. You let me know if you get a good answer, will ya?
from chailife :
Thanks! Got it.
from jenne1017 :
I take it back. You were so right. QAF sucks!!!!! I HATE the third season. I am on episode 13 -- second to last. And the only person I like is Emmit. I hope the last one (which I will stay up on a school night to watch) validates my love for QAF.
from pandionna :
I'd almost agree with you about the Shrub winning. Except that I do believe there is a point of no return with the environment, and nuclear war is permanent.
from christy13 :
Hee, thanks for the tip! It already *has* lasted a long time, though. I guess bathtub crank is out, too? :P
from pitbullshark :
Well your not dying is definitely the BEST solution!
from jenne1017 :
Glad to know you are alive!!!! 10 days is a long time with no MM loving missy! Nope, first time I have seen QaF. LOVE IT! Just saw episode 5 of Season 1. I heard it gets BETTER though!
from canadianna :
Assuming that I'm not the reason you've locked your diary (you'd tell me if it was, right?) may I please have your password, etc? Pretty please? ~Angela canadianna@diaryland.com
from starlight42 :
Just had to comment on your entry about your boss. I can SO relate to that. At least I'm finally out from under that abuse though and it feels great. Just try not to let it get to you, I know it can be super stressful. If it gets really bad, you might consider talking to someone there about it.
from pandionna :
CONGRATULATIONS!
from pandionna :
Ooh, I have assorted body parts crossed for you. I hope you get the job!
from kittyleopard :
Awesome diary!
from pandionna :
Was it amylase? If so, no fear. That happened to me when I had stomach woes, too. As for the 13-year-old sleeping with his mother, I find it bizarre that he even needs a babysitter at this point. I was a latch-key kid and started taking care of myself at 9. That's unusual, sure, but 13 is when I was babysitting OTHER kids. That's a weird family.
from pandionna :
I meant to tell you, I had a colo and an endo done on the same day. They give you twilight, and the amnesia drug. I did wake up in the middle of the colo, because they fill your gut with air, and that cramped, but they put me right back out. The worst part was the prep. The stuff they give you tastes like aquarium water. I would chew a whole wad of Juicyfruit, put it under my tongue, drink, and then chew like a madwoman to get the taste out of my mouth, then spit the gum out. It's a pain, but it's better than gagging on the stuff. My only stipulations with the colo/endo combo were: I don't remember it, and they use different tubes. ;-)
from pandionna :
That's too bad about Serita and your other co-workers. Bleepin' economy. Best of luck in the job search. You're smart as a whip, so I doubt it will take you long. Hugs!
from omorfia :
Merry Christmas!! :)
from pandionna :
Uh oh. What church was it that she was interested in attending? Is she perhaps meeting people there with these views? (Yes, I always blame stuff like that on certain organized religions.) In other news, I'm not sure how active you are in UU, but if you get UUWorld, there is an AWESOME piece on fundamentalism.
from pandionna :
One more reason we've decided to look at Oregon instead.
from pantypulldwn :
that is so some kind of shit that would happen to me. lol! glad you got through it.
from pandionna :
Okay, so we'll respect your authoritah AND we won't tell you "fuck you."
from pandionna :
--She took the phone away from her ear and said to the counselor "See. When I say I want to kill myself, my mother says she doesn't have time for it"-- One day that's going to be a scene in a movie. I'm not sure how to say this, but that entry cracked me up. Sounds like she has your spunk! Hugs!
from jenne1017 :
yeah but you don't say "Hey she's taking the Family Medical Leave Act" time because her partner had a baby - that's too much! And yes, it WAS me...dirty you!
from pandionna :
*Still* thinking of you and the kidlet!
from pandionna :
Hey, I'm thinking of both you and the kidlet. I hope you get an answer soon. It must be very difficult for you both.
from pandionna :
Oh no! Hugs to you and kidlet.
from pandionna :
Oh boy. Now you did it. I think you, Carissa, and Flood left her messages/gb entries after her bedtime, because they are still there. You rule, my dear. In fact, I hope she does stay away from your GB for her sake! Heh. Happy munching.
from tosborne :
Your Guestbook still doesn't like me (I swear, half my entries never make it), so I'll leave this one here: Well, they don't care who they kill or who they make miserable so long as they get a profit, like the Nestle baby killer baby formula that they STILL aggressively market in Africa. But the "uber-story" that ought to tell you everything you'd want to know about manufactured foods and the American public is the story of the FDA approval of Nutra-sweet (i.e., aspartame). Searle, the company who "invented" it, tried to get it through the FDA as a human food additive, but the FDA DENIED the approval, because tests showed that the wood alcohol and formic acid that aspartame breaks down to gave monkeys brain tumors. So Searle Labs had to shelve the product. However, a few years later, Reagan was elected president and APPOINTED THE FORMER PRESIDENT OF SEARLE TO HEAD THE FDA. Within two weeks, Nutra-sweet was approved for human consumption. Okay, that's a telling story. But let me tell you the REST of the story. That former president of Searle, whom Reagan appointed head of the FDA, was none other than Donald Rumsfeld. Now, doesn't that tell you something MORE! When I learned that, I stopped taking Nutra-sweet permanently, and have never gone back.
from christy13 :
Is this the "dumb girly girl" you mentioned? Sheesh. I'm small and (naturally) blonde, but loathe to even ask a man to open a jar for me. So there. Kick her ass, milkmaid!
from pandionna :
Congrats on the weight loss! Except, I dang near choked on the Good -n- Plenty comment. This is why I have you listed as a favorite. You kill me. Now about that church stuff, it's like New York. Just look like you know what you're doing and you'll be fine. Besides, what's a UU without a little exploration?
from pandionna :
I have Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them and it's terrific! You'll love every page of it.
from christy13 :
That must have gone right over my head. :\
from citigrrrl :
Seriously, like I said in your guestbook, I wanna send you cool scrapbooking/decoupage vintage stuff I have way too much of, just because I know you'd appreciate them! So, send me your address, girlfriend, puleeze!
from istoba :
Hey, he was in BigLots too.
from dietingjenn :
pout? how come? did you think I didn't love YOU? I totally forgot. took me a week or so to figure it out -- I knew there was something missing :o)
from jenne1017 :
you love me again?
from tosborne :
Your Guestbook is driving me crazy...first it loses my entry, and then refuses to accept my second try by saying "you can't sign again so fast". So this is my third time writing this same thing: John Ritter, huh? That man really gets around! I just met him myself--yesterday! He and his incredibly beautiful wife, Amy Yasbeck, were attending our school's Parents Association luncheon at the Four Seasons. They are "new parents," because their daughter will be starting at our school this fall. Both John and Amy were extremely friendly and very fun to see. But your experience was much more personal! I wonder why he was by himself at the theater (or was he?)?
from jennamhughes :
Hi there...just wanted to tell you I had to move...the new site is http://findingher.blogspot.com
from istoba :
Hallelujah
from yburuby :
i really enjoyed your diary. you had me chuckling and feeling all misty at the same time. cheers!
from jenne1017 :
Well, you let us know the time and place there chickadee. We want to meet the kidlet too. Tell her we're real lesbians and we'll answer any questions she has if she stick around long enough to meet us! :o)
from jenne1017 :
We were planning on it in August. She is from berkley so we were gonna fly in to SF, and drive on down the coast...maybe even into Mexico! I was in LA for the Dem Convention in 2000 but it was almost ALL work...a whole week and I didn't even get to go touch the Pacific :o(
from jenne1017 :
so yeah...where in CA are you?? KiKi an di are planning a trip and maybe get together when we drive down the coast?
from marn :
Thank you for the hints and encouragement! I'll read up on both the evening primrose oil and black cohosh tonight.
from adaveen :
Alright, another Gale Harold fan. I was beginning to worry. I'd sell my mother for one night with him, youch! Wanna wrestle for it?:)
from istoba :
Thank you!!! You're the first person to fill out that survey and give balanced answers. I like your style. - Cheers, Paul
from missleigh :
Thanks for the tip about the mold and asthma. We are moving out of this apartment soon, so hopefully the new house will be okay. I'm pretty certain that it is related to the awful Atlanta air. Right now it's 94 degrees, high humidity, and the air is so thick you can cut it with a knife! Ick!
from tosborne :
Naomi and Ruth, you're right, that's another wonderful one! Since I was in a half-stupor when I wrote my guestbook entry, here is the correct spelling of the author's name and the correct title of the book I mentioned: Bruce Bagemihl, "Biological Exhuberance: Animal Homosexuality and Natural Diversity"; you may want to read the reviews of it on amazon.com. Interestingly, on the same page, amazon.com also has a link to a book called "What the Bible Really Says About Homosexuality" ...amazon.com has covered everything I said in my guestbook entry to you except "thank you for being you!"
from craigy :
pint of the bulls milk please
from missleigh :
Thank you, thank you! Oh gosh, I just hated reading about your work mate. "Female troubles" killed her? What could that possibly be? I mean, it's not the middle ages. Weird.
from missleigh :
I really like the new layout! It is just lovely.
from dana-elayne :
Ahhhh that is so true because scrapbooking is an addiction. A fun one and as long as no one runs with the scissors, it's a safe one. If you never need any punchies, I'd be more than happy to make you some from the few punchies I have :)
from missleigh :
Your latest entry sounds like me. "A spider bite!? I will die a painful death!" Hope you feel better soon though:)
from trulypoetic :
Have you seen this? http://busy-milkman.diaryland.com/ I thought of you...
from sad-disease :
Gosh, you're popular.
from cloudydowns :
Aww...thank you for the note! Somehow I always get really excited whenever I get an e mail saying "Someone left you a note" or "Someone signed your guestbook". Heh. :) I really *love* your layout...it rocks!
from krom :
Thank you for the note! I think you were the first person to read my diary, other than myself.
from christy13 :
Hey, thanks for the note. I know, I'm just being a worrywart. But, she's my Baby!!! I hope your mother comes out ok. Guess she needs a cleaning.
from christy13 :
Oh, no. I have an Arnold at work! Actually, a Cassandra. She rubs her ass as she walks down the hallway, and turns to see if you're looking. She walks around with a psychotic grin on her face, swinging her hips. She even dances to the beat of the printers! We call her Cassie to Ass-ie. She's been known to lift her skirt, too. Luckily, she does these things for an audience of men, so I don't have to see a lot of it. My office is right across from the printer room, so I see her gyrate down the hall into that room many times a day. Lucky me. At least she's been a source of amusement for us "sane" people at work.
from missleigh :
Why is medication always the first response? Even with a teenager? That really pees me off! I'm glad she is feeling better though.
from trulypoetic :
Dave Eggers..he's so cool. He makes reference to Paul Westerberg's hair in his book!!!!
from missleigh :
Congratulations, and happy birthday to you!I am very happy for you. My mother will be celebrating her AA b- day soon too, 20 years, I believe. I hope you have a good one.
from trulypoetic :
yeah it was pretty damn funny how about I just fuck him covered in honey?
from trulypoetic :
I would fuck him in a chair I would fuck him anywhere I would fuck him up in a tree I would fuck him for all to see!
from trulypoetic :
thanks for your entry in my guestbook. And for understanding where I was coming from. -PoeticaL
from poetical :
Happy Holidays my fellow ink And may your New Year be blissful to the brink.
from poetical :
here I am again...stalking the note's! But..I had to say it. GirLLLL you are likin' the wrong kinda plastic. teeeheeee....
from poetical :
here I am again...stalking the note's! But..I had to say it. GirLLLL you are likin' the wrong kinda plastic. teeeheeee....
from poetical :
I figured you'd be perving out to that linkage. I'm from St. Petersburg FL and it's beautiful beaches here too. You made me want to go get a cam and explore a new avenue of creativity. Hmm... I need a digital and a gold membership and and and....hmm... I need lotsa stuff!
from poetical :
heyyyyyyyyy me again.... where can I buy a print of that beach picture girlie girl??? Sign me up. I don't know where you live..but it's beautiful...just like where I live.
from poetical :
just wanted to pass this link on... http://btvs.diaryland.com/older.html
from poetical :
"yerall_on_crack" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA and I have had that same thought about the Dixie Chicks. "You Were Mine" is my anthem right about now.
from missleigh :
Hey, thanks for the EPO suggestion. I recently started taking a blend with EPO, flaxseed oil, and rosemary. Cross your fingers for me please. I need it.
from poetical :
I got a discount and everything. But their $6/hr pay sucks for all the money that you're apparently sending them. tee hee... That was 3 1'2 years ago, my first job here. Argh... But I learned tons about computers workin' there and you should see my jewelry collection...what's left of it...oh but that's another story!
from poetical :
I used to work for HSN but shhhh don't tell anyone. That old lady that called me up one day and told me "I bought a ring and when it was on the TV it was sooo big..I meansured it on my screen and I got it today and it's soo small" She's still pissed off at me for calling her a dumb ass. tee hee... So shh...just between you and me!
from missleigh :
Happy Birthday, Miss Maid!! I hope it was a good one.
from poetical :
you are not an old fart! and by the way...am I the only one that's ever compelled to comment? How can that be? I hope I'm just like you when I'm turning 47!
from poetical :
Let me sadly assure you that your "ex" is not the only one.
from poetical :
Buffy'd out? All is not right with the world today! ;-)
from poetical :
Thank you for your kind words. If you're referring to his saying he never read my diary. I believe he never did until he decided to end things. Now all of the sudden he takes an interest in me? I don't think so! I think he takes an interest in what's being said about "him". The only reason I explained myself is to be truthful. I lied to him twice about my weight and once about talking to some chick he knew online. We were talking about being together in real life. Excuse me if I felt the need to investigate. He is very judgemental and I believe that was the reason I lied to him about my weight. I never felt good enough. I have low self-esteem from this messed up marriage first off. Then I meet someone I confide in for 2 years and for whatever reasons my lack of self esteem makes me lie. Gee...I know any smart person could add up how that can and did happen. He didn't want to express what he had to say. So I just posted the conversation so he could say it himeself. Love..what's the point in the end? Thank you again for your kind words when I needed them.
from atypicalgirl :
thanks for the advice hon. mom, you know it's always welcome, really. I appreciate the concern.
from atypicalgirl :
I don't want to apologise for being who I am, I want to apologise for the fact that I wasn't being who I am. that sounds kinda overly retort-ish but i'm just sayin...
from mechaieh :
I'm grinning like an idiotic loon at the moment, thanks to your note. :-) Hope both the reinstall and the rubdowns produced the desired results. :-)
from poetical :
got up and left...you 'da bomb. I'm gonna do that to someone again soon. I did it once. He remembered it forever.
from kittykat202 :
Hello there ^^ yeah i know your most likely in college. Hiyas! well i just wanted to tell you that i like your layout (gosh iam so jealous i wish i was as smart as you so that i can do sumthing like that) My sister loves cows lol and your layout is so cute .Oh yeah you were married once? what happened? I cant WAIT for the harry potter movie to be out i just read all of the series bwheeeeee if you didnt know iam in highschool and iam only 14 years old -.- life is rougher than it looks. i hate it how people think that just because u are young ur life is so easy. Yeah i'll stop sucking up and go ^^ c-ya laterz KittyKat
from poetical :
ok..so this morning my alarm went off and there was a big long advertisement for the Buffy musical on tonight. I never watched that show. Not even once. And I thought of you in the midst of the commercial. Does that make me pyscho? I thought "Milkmaid is probably excited!" Then I thought "gee...I wish I got excited over an hour of TV". So tonight...I'm gonna watch that show...that is if I can turn my pc off long enough!
from missleigh :
Your Jesus freak zombies cracked me up! I think that may have actually happened to me once...:)
from missleigh :
Thank you for your support, Miss Maid. Yes, Mike is very bad. And, I am sure that karma has had her way with him by now. Diaries are a nice release.
from missleigh :
Brightest blessings! I knew you would be nice, I just knew it!
from halfdevoured :
I love my Colossal Bee Goddess!
from diarygoddess :
*Ack!!!* Hugs! Gigantic Bee Goddess hugs! I still need 'em! Where are they? I've been waiting... I felt the tremors and saw you coming... where did you go?

I'm going to write and send you that photo soon. I really could use some honorary mom advice and support, if the offer is still good. And hugs!

Also, you'll be happy to know that Ruthie convinced me to open up my diary again. And she wasn't even trying to sway me in that direction! She just wrote something so sweet in an email, I have to write again! So, I'll link you again very soon!

Good luck in your struggle with your new garden nemesis! Damn dirty, uh, gophers! I'm rooting for you!

Please don't forget... hug me! I need the hugs. I'm once again incrasing your Bee Goddess status and making you another 1000 times more colossal! I hope that isn't an inconvenience, but you're a Mega Colossal Omnipotent Bee Goddess now! So I'm expecting the most Gigantic Bee Goddess hug ever! I love you! Lots and lots and lots!

Did I mention that I want a hug?
from diarygoddess :
I will grant your photo request on two conditions:

1) Send me one of yourself once you see mine. I'll send it in an email after work tonight. (I look nothing like you imagine, by the way. Sorry.)

Grant me my colossal hug request. I need Colossal Bee Goddess love.

I'm easy to work with. I love you!
from poetical :
stephen is gone. i find it eerie that everyone's diary that i read...someone left someone and everyone's crying and sad. argh..why do we let anyone matter in this world when they all go away. every fairy tale ends the same way...THE END
from atypicalgirl :
i just have to say, i read your entry about the george w. bush/computer episode and I don't know why but I am suddenly finding you SO CUTE!!!!! AWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!! SO CUTE!!!!!!!!!
from hulascarlett :
Oh yes, I am the starter of your note phenomena and whatnot. Uh, yeah. Willy Wonka is on TV! Isn't it weird that all those kids all speak English, even though they're from different parts of the world? I hate oompa loompas. They're so scary. Hold me, I'm getting lightheaded from the fear! Ahh!
from poetical :
"They played the Star Spangled Banner at Buckingham Palace during the Changing of the Guard." I didn't know that. That's awesome. My British friend was in the World Trade Center only 8 hours prior to the nightmare. When he phoned me I was relieved. Then I cried because many will get no relief.
from halfdevoured :
Oh. And *huuuuuuuuuuugs* for you. Goodnight!
from halfdevoured :
I couldn't sleep, so I emailed a friend and checked to see if anyone had any diary updats before goingback to bed. And although I just signed your guestbook twice, I had to say that your entry was beautiful. Very, very beautiful.

So, although you're already 1000 times more colossal, I think you're still growing. You may not ever stop. You touch me more and more.
from halfdevoured :
I'm wanting hugs tonight, but no one is around to give any to me. But I'm sending hugs to my honorary Colossal Bee Goddess mommy. And much love.
from atypicalgirl :
love you honorary mommy! good luck with the neighborman and I wish upon you good luck with your car and no more car problems! yay! love you!
from halfdevoured :
"I am humbled to be a gigantic, omnipotent atypicalgoddess! Thank you for this honor. I will display the feet of doom, with pride!"

No, thank you! You rock rock rock! I always leave your diary with some new insight and encouragement. It's so great to read and learn from your words! And hey... how many people get to have a omnipotent, gigantic Bee Goddess for an honorary mom? I'm one lucky kidlet!
from halfdevoured :
Maybe I'm overly emotional and sensitive, but your birthday note made me so happy I cried! It really did! Wow, that message coming from you, my honorary mom, touched me so much. Thank you thank you thank you! I love my honorary mommy!
from broken-glass :
No, *I* am marrying Anthony Hopkins! I laid claim to him long ago. Sorry. But at least you have great taste in men (and your daughter sounds very cool, too).
from atypicalgirl :
thanks for the advice honorary mommy. i needed it. love you!
from levontaun :
Do not be taken. A squeeking clutch is not a $600 job. I'd let it squeek before I'd pay that much.
from levontaun :
Do not be taken. A squeeking clutch is not a $600 job. I'd let it squeek before I'd pay that much.
from poetical :
i was here for a morning and i smiled, laughed, cried, related and now i want a charlie brown tomato plant... wait i need a garden....my car's squeaking too and ...*sigh* i have that t-shirt
from johnpowers :
love note left!
from levontaun :
I love you.
from atypicalgirl :
whatever, Stephen, all stealing my idea. what a poser. I so have a claim as your honorary kidlet! Your real kidlet's damn lucky. She better know that or else! Only I'm not really threatening your kid... sorry my honorary mommy!
from halfdevoured :
I want you to be my mom, too. That would be the best! I could learn so much from you. And you could take me to Disneyland.
from atypicalgirl :
will you be my mom?
from roxybabe01 :
hey! I loooove tha diary! you are just so cool. I wish i had a mom like u........
from danaelayne :
You _always_ have something to say that makes me smile or go ahhhhh, i've been there :) Thanks for all your support. It really means a lot.
from inarticulate :
Thanks so much for your note. It really does seem to make sense. Of course, I continue to second-guess myself, wondering if I really was just being a baby. But I am so grateful for all my wonderful Diaryland friends--I would never have heard of this otherwise, or even thought about switching dentists. I was just ready to let the tooth rot out of my head. So thanks again--you rock!
from hulascarlett :
Hello. Am I the first to leave a note? How honored am I! Heh, well, since I have nothing to say, I'll just leave... or something :D :D Love you!

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