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Well, everyone else has pretty much said what's going through my mind. So, just kind of read through all of these. Yes. And also, words cannot describe my disgust.

from what-a-card :

Well, everyone else has pretty much said what's going through my mind. So, just kind of read through all of these. Yes. And also, words cannot describe my disgust.

from dearkimmi :

haha yes, AM

from ratherbored :

ignore the dude. that was uncalled for.

from ratherbored :

ahahaha, dude, kyzie is a comic genius. she probabaly ranks up there with other comedic legends such as Sinbad, star of Jingle All The Way

from apeygirl :

I swear to God, this person does not exist. I need to tell myself that.

from dearkimmi :

Like omg you are like my totaly role model! hehe!...uh fuck no. you are...very....hmmm...you are a slut.hmm how about a different word? whore? hoe? which do you prefer? i mean, seriously, eleven? uh, thats really retarded. all of your boyfriends just play with you, they dont love you. love? you? ha. anyways, thanks for the laugh, no one is as stupid as you, i think you, should go back to kindergarten. make yourself useful and make your mommy a finger painted picture.

from gizzhead :

I'm fourteen too, and I think that I'm mind numbingly idiotic most of the time, but after reading this trash, I will never feel stupid again! Thank you, Kyzie! Heh heh.. you're so fucking dumb.. I'm not sure if I should hang myself or laugh.

from apeygirl :

I'm stunned. I'm completely stunned. I mean, I was thinking it's a joke. Who's name is Kyzie? Who seriously equates anorexia with alzheimers? Who changes their entire outlook on life based on a screechy song by Avril Lavigne? Then I saw there was a website. So I figured it must be true. Who would go to all this trouble just to fuck with our minds, right? So I visited the website. Then I thought that was a joke. There was no human being over seven and a half that would name their website pinkglitterpuff and then insult my eyes with such vapid shit about how beautiful and popular they are. Then there were links to these "friends" pages. I mean, wow. Making these other pages is a lot of trouble to go to for a little joke, right? So it has to be serious. Then I read the friends' pages and everything revolved around this mythical moron, Kyzie. My conclusion: a clever ruse. Maybe it's not, but I'm choosing to believe it is. I'd rather believe that someone is carrying on some sort of brilliant experiment for their sociology paper than believe that someone like this Kyzie actually exists. You see, I have to believe that or I lose all faith in my fellow man. Please, please, please let Kyzie be fake. On another note, this decade's teens suck ass! I kind of miss Gen X with the social dissatisfaction, ripped jeans, Pearl Jam, and constant self-analysis- even if that shit gets annoying, too.

from oddjob918 :

Dear Moron, I just read your diary, and I'm pretty damn sure you're the stupidest person I've ever had the misfortune of encountering. Please tell me that this diary of yours is some sick, twisted joke. Otherwise, it would probably be for the best if you just stopped living right now... obviously, the deck is already stacked against you. And please... listen to your friend - you are definately anorexic (which in "big person talk" means you have an eating disorder). Anyway, I can't thank you enough for all of the laughter and pleasure I have derived from your stupidity. In fact, I'd have to say that your entry about ditching all of your old "preppy" friends for your new "sk8er" friends was the funniest damn thing I've ever read, although I found it hilarious for all of the wrong reasons. You know what you should do? Read "Catcher in the Rye" by Salinger (I assume you can read... you must be able to read on at least a basic level since you've already written so much other crap). The book is about a man named Holden Caulfield who detests (that means "hates") people who act like things they aren't; "fakes" he calls them. His observations describe you perfectly: "fake". Did it ever occur to you that your friends call you "Poser" because you're a "poser" and not a "model"? I doubt you even know what I mean. Of course you don't... who am I kidding? Oh - let me articulate what I'm feeling for you in French, since you claim to be so fluent in it... "Vous devriez ne jamais �tre permis de se reproduire car il d�truirait tout le progr�s humain jusqu'ici." Anyway. Write some more - keep it coming. I have money riding on your ability to date 100 guys by the time the year ends. Apparently you're already up to 29 (some relationships those must have been). So there you have it. Kudos, child, kudos... You have successfully lowered my IQ and made me feel like Einstein at the same time.

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from jmonkey :

okay, i know you've probably heard this before b/c you sound like a slut, but i'm going to write it anyway. slut, if you're genuinely this dumb, get a fucking labotomy. in the meantime, keep writing. you make my life seem so cool.

from dycksmack :

OMFG!!! WHAT A FUCKIN POSER!! I LIVE IN LIVONIA MICHIGAN TOO AND I DONT KNO HER BUT ILL I KNO IS THERE IS NO I REPEAT NO HIGH SCHOOL CALLED RILEY HIGH!!! LMFAO!! YOU ARE SOO GREAT U ARE A RIOT FOR ME AND MY PUNK FRIENDS CUZ UR SUCH A DAMN POSER IT IS RILEY MIDDLE SCHOOL! I WENT THERE!!! WE DONT GO NO HIGH SCHOOL CALLED RILEY! LMAO YOUR SO POPULAR HUH?? YOU SOUND LIKE A LOSER TO ME BUT UR PROFYLE AMUSES THE FUCK OUTTA ME CUZ UR SO FAKE AND UR THE BIGGEST AIRHEAD IVE EVER READ ABOUT IN LIVONIA. WELL IM OUT CUZ I GOT OTHER THINGZ TO DO THEN WRITE IN HERE PEACE. Heather

from mspopular1 :

omg, this is like NOT a joke. omg!! check out my webpage!! http://www.expage.com/pinkglitterpuffhome

from xpenicillinx :

this is a joke right? other than that you must be a total fucking moron.

from throughwithu :

You have *got* to be joking. This is the most moronic diary I've ever seen in my life.

from delbaeth :

moonblade, Im pretty sure this is all a joke because while I've lost faith in humanity, no one is this moronic

from moonblade :

I'm hoping that you're doing some sort of psycological study on the reaction you're going to get. If not, and you're an actual brainless twit and that proud of it, someone should do a psychological study on you. Oh and by the way, you are not pretty or cool or popular, you're just a slut.

from delbaeth :

ok so as far as I can see this is either some kind of colossal joke or you actually are the complete idiot you portray yourself as. Its people like you that make other people want to kill themselves.

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