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from neko-carre :
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from snideblonde :
I have a few office related questions and a comment: 1. Why is it that men who wear WHITE jeans feel free to flock around me? 2. Do all women who work in offices grunt, moan, groan and sigh while crapping in the staff bathroom, or just the women here? 3. The middle-aged women in this office are gossiping about me; "Is she wearing a kleenex or a skirt?" EXCUSE me, it's not that the skirt is that short, it's that the legs are that long, BLOW ME, ladies!
from snideblonde :
You inspired me to write about a typical five minute interval here at my glamourous job. Check it out if you can spare the time...I see what you mean about the cat's eyes, well, those rhinestone arrow glasses are DAMN FINE! As for the person who signed below me, Eeky Freaky, they are so hitting on you!
from eekyfreeky :
You have the *best* eyes. I am not hitting on you or anything, just letting you know. I also like the sock-dog :)
from rdhdprincess :
Ha, Weight Loss Gloss! I would buy it! I can't wait to get my package, thank you! Did you send it to my work (112th st.) or home (Oak Valley Dr.)? Either one is good. Oh my God! I just saw this banner for sex-something (?) it had a picture that I had to look at twice to see what it was. It had a woman with her hand between her legs, and where her clit would be, was a computer mouse - very odd, yet I had to look at it closer to see if it was what I thought it was. Freaky. You know, theres one woman who reads me who had PP in her guestbook, too. (Duh! I probably originally read her because YOU listed her or something!) Isn't it weird to think that someone that would read / relate to her, would to us?
from rdhdprincess :
Awww, Puppies! Aren't you nice to give the bitch another chance! Ha! Good luck with your muse, sweetie! I know you can do it. Inspiration and creativity are hard things. I think that they are there, but the more you are "open" to them, or the more you work with them, the more freely they flow, and that's easier when you are young. When you are working a full-time job, and running a house, paying bills, having a marriage, it's now always as easy to make the time to be creative, so it gets shut off. You're on the right track, Babe! I know you have it all inside you, and you will do it!
from snideblonde :
Right back at ya, sister! I've reading your entries all afternoon, while bitchly answering the phone at my crap temp job!
from rdhdprincess :
Grrr....there is another PP banner, right above me! Anyways, Yea, Neko! You handled that beautifully! Such a strong woman! You got the box! I'm glad you liked it. I love doing stuff like that, and now I have a new friend to play with! You are fun to play with, now, would Neko like this? Or too boring? Wasn't sure about the VS stuff, some people hate it because it's kinda strong. Think of me when you are blowing bubbles!
from rdhdprincess :
Once again, I sympathize with you Dear. My now-not-getting-married-for-the-16th time-friend is the same way. When she calls at night and I let the machine get it as I groan, Kevin tells me shame on you! But there's only so much you can take. You don't want to let her drama interfere with you life. My way to handle mine is, be a good friend, and be there when it is important, but for all the daily drama, skip it. I kind of "allot" so much time to her dramas and then get off the phone, or do not pick it up. I also told her that since things were so bad for her and it was all so unfair (roll of the eyes) she should probably seek professional help and have someone that knew what they were doing listen to her. She actually seemed to get the picture. Good luck!
from lydibug :
You gotta be cruel to be kind...
from beatlesgyrl :
Ah, well. That's too bad about the CD club. Keep it in mind when/if you get a burner. Off-the-topic: Wouldn't it be great if everyone had a doorperson who introduced them at parties like they did in olden days, uh, in the movies? Example: Ladies and gentleman, might I present The Countess of Gingerbreadvania. I would soak up the applause. That is, if I were the Countess of Gingerbreadvania.
from rdhdprincess :
Well, in Dave's defense, Kevin had a little help. Apparantly Albertsons has this big special, tons of roses, $5 per dozen! Now, I want more! Ha, stingy girl! The period thing is odd, I think I shall e-mail you about it instead of going into it here. But, I'm pretty sure all is well. I also cut my own bangs. Who wants to get into the hairdresser every two weeks? Pffft! She keeps telling me to stop, because I pull down a different amount to cut each time, so my bang line is getting farther and farther back! She says that if I don't stop, pretty soon my bangs will go back to the middle of my head! Ack! I can't stop, though. Almost every morning, if there is a little piece hanging down weird, I cut it. You know how that goes, first you cut this, then you have to cut that.....It's a bad thing, I know. I have a problem.
from nipalcm :
sweetie....it was dirty diana... ;) Thanks for all the handy information about the font thing. As soon as I have a creative surge, I'll let you know and maybe we can come up with something more interesting. You're awesome.
from rdhdprincess :
Limp Blimp? I can't stop saying that, now. Thankyouverymuch! I shall repeat it over and over all evening. Btw, the Smooth Criminal thing, check. I once left a Waffle House full of drunk bikers at 2:00 a.m. with at least 2 hours worth of the sappiest country song I could find. I even appreciate some country music, but this was awful-can't remember the name. We are evil ones!
from rdhdprincess :
Ooh! I can't wait to see it. I don't know what has taken me so long, either! By the way, how's the blimp?
from beatlesgyrl :
I'm all for a mix tape. I'm sure the others wouldn't mind receiving a cassette ... and if they do, then they can bite it. Succinct, I know. I'm hoping to get five people in MINE because that's not too many, not too few. And we'll go from there. Let me know what you think.
from weezer1d :
guestbook is being spooty. but anyway, peter buck!? i'm jealous. was he drunk? tee hee. anyway, did see frank black on saturday night & he played SIX pixies songs--SIX! from the man sworn never to churn out another kim deal tainted ballad ever again. i can go to heaven now.
from mightybruja :
Hmmm, maybe it's the strength of the oil that deters them, because my cats LOVE peppermint and spearmint as well as catnip (they're all in the mint family). Maybe I just have weird cats, though.
from rdhdprincess :
Yay! A Vegas photo documentary! I will look forward to that. I loved the bathtub/sink picture, by the way! Did you ever remember how you hurt your thumb? I love your brothel idea! Of course women would pay for that, gratefully! I would like to be a partner. And maybe instead of Switzerland, we could have it in the Bahamas or Mexico somewhere, because we would have to live there, and uh, warm sun! Then once we made our first millions we could move to wherever (or travel!!) and hire someone to manage the place.
from rdhdprincess :
You know,that freaked me out! People read my diary? I never really digested that thought before. People will know how weird I am! Hmmm...I gotta think about this! Don't even worry about me in Vegas, Have fun! Are you going to see any shows?
from rdhdprincess :
Ok, you're NOT going to believe this, but I swear I have a picture from my honeymoon, and it is THAT picture, except my legs weren't as tan or pretty! I was lying back on the beach looking at the beautiful water and taking pictures and drunkenly thought, Hey, I'm gonna take one with my pretty red toes in it, and it is that picture. I must get my scanner to work! I'm so glad you sound so happy, dear! By the way, um, if you don't mind, if anyone sends you the Tiffany & Co, stuff, let me know who they are so I can befriend them, too! You do have good taste!
from nipalcm :
one more thing...I think that store was called bliss, didn't they move to the mall?
from nipalcm :
Red, yes! I want to paint the little hallway area that leads to the bathroom and bedrooms either red or a deep burgandy; but for now, I am taking it one wall at a time...
from rdhdprincess :
Thank God the cardigan was black! By the way, smoke detectors and big hammers, great fun!
from nipalcm :
MELIKAR!!! tee hee relax girlie, remember to breath...(meant facetiously, may punch computer now)
from nipalcm :
your work is where whiz kids was, isn't it? If so, they did a really good job remodeling...oh, your phone scared me. I can't even figure out how to use my cell phone...let alone a switchboard.
from rdhdprincess :
The blimp is cool, I want one! I enjoyed that entry so much, it was neat seeing everything. Tell me, you've tried on the space suit when nobody was looking, haven't you? About the pictures, most people use thin ones for motivation, so I might be making a mistake! I hope I don't see the picture everyday and my subconscious tries to get me back that way! I might have to get new pictures!
from rdhdprincess :
Great entry, I so enjoyed the pictures. You DO have the most beautiful eyes, dear. I was looking forward to seeing the blimp! Is it still dead? We want the blimp! We want the blimp!
from rdhdprincess :
Okay, I got it! Help me out here, I remember "There's no crying in baseball" but no air-conditioning? I am missing something... I detest sweating-heavy-makeup wearing huggers! That's just nasty! When one of them grabs me, I press my lips against their shoulders (a little icky, I know.) I figure that if they are going to cover me in sweat and makup, then I am going to put a lipstick stain on them! Yeah, I'm bitchy that way! But the good thing, once you stain them, they hardly ever come back for more! I have never, ever been to a baby shower either, by the way. For different reasons that yours, but still. They really are kinda corny. Stand your ground! We love the real Neko!
from rdhdprincess :
Oh, sure, NOW your notes let me in. I am an idiot, Neko. First I can't get into your notes, but I have something really important to say, so I go to your guestbook, but by the time I read everything else on the way down, I forget what I wanted to say that was so important. I go back and re-read your entry, and then knowing, but not realizing that I can't sign again that quickly, type my message to be told, sorry. Now your notes let me in, and I have forgotten what I wanted to say, AGAIN! I just cannot get my shit together today! Ok, going to go re-read your entry again, and will talk to you later, dear Neko.
from rdhdprincess :
Awwwwww, I'm glad you are happy! What a night! I've never seen dark, leather wallpaper? Sounds elegant, dramatic. My house is kinda new, well not really new, but kinda boring,not really WONDERFUL! I want a gorgeous, rich, house full of history and special little flairs! p.s. Sorry for your loss, my sympathies are with you. p.p.s. If I see one more P.P. banner I will puke.
from rdhdprincess :
Um, dear, BREATHE! No more caffeine, (but don't you DARE try to take mine, ha!) today is Friday, so no work for two whole days! Yea! The Clinique shit dries me out, too. I went to a dermatologist thinking I was going to flake away to nothing, and he said to use Cetaphil Moisturizing Lotion. I said really?? It's cheap? You can buy it at the drugstore? Are you sure? I thought it was a hand lotion! He promised it was the best thing. I have been using it for like 4 months now, and love it. Eight bucks for a 16 oz bottle, baby! I'm glad the refund came thru, Vegas awaits! Lucky girl!
from nipalcm :
i SO want to be Julie Newmar...you know she as 180 IQ or something crazy like that....
from dana-elayne :
You must be good luck! I just checked the IRS website and *WHOOOOOO* my return is supposed to be deposited to my account tomorrow too. *snoopy dance*
from rdhdprincess :
Awww, you're sweet! Thank you! She's right about your eyes, the first picture I saw of you, your beautiful eyes are the first thing I noticed. By the way, some people think I am a snob, too. F*** them! It is okay to be selective and proud. Why settle?!
from jensingtea :
I can't wait to send you an invitation to my baby shower. Hilarity! -- I'll be back in town March 21, but we're going to Canada for a couple. -- I'll be available that Monday, methinks. -- School is so overwhelming, but I must go to class. Hmmph! -- Miss you bunches! -- Jen
from lydibug :
Boppin* Boppin Bungalow. Not bobbin. Dur.
from nipalcm :
hello dear, baby showers suck ass. I have had four in the past four months, and only two of those were for people I really like. If it is at a restaurant, I say go for it 1) no games 2) eat whatever food you like 3) exit time is preset, you can't sit in a restaurant forever, unlike someone's where you don't want to feel like an ass being the first one to leave. The worst thing is having to listen to everyone else talk about their pregnancies, showers, and births; I just want to say "hey dude, this isn't your fucking shower, shut up." - m.
from rdhdprincess :
Hmmm...that's a hard one. Go with your gut. I had a "good" friend who I ended a 16 year friendship with in November when I found out she way saying bad things (in her livejournal) all about me, my husband, and my wedding. That worked out for the best because I had been trying really hard to stay friends with her, because I felt sorry for her, but it wasn't what was best for me. (Putting up with her putting me down to make herself feel better for years.) I can really say I feel like a big rock has been lifted off my shoulders, and I am happy. However, if you miss your friend, or your friendship, give it one last chance and see how she acts. Good luck!
from nipalcm :
Thanks for the story :-) Miss you!
from bathtubmary :
i don't have a photo currently kicking around, but i'm sure i can scare one up so y'all will know whom to look for. fyi, mike did have long hair until this past fall and he does have a goatee, but no gray or beads. maybe you dreamed of us in 20 years? xo, d
from nipalcm :
man, that's cool about henry and jello! last year l. skynard came to columbus, I almost went...I wanted to shout "FREEBIRD!" at least once. but, the thought that I would have to spend multiple hours with those sorts of people (beer bellies + stars and bars) repelled me. M
from rdhdprincess :
Honey, you are SO different than the "P.P." that it never crossed my mind. But now that I think about it, it is kinda funny! Can I start calling you that? I personally feel that people have different facets of themselves, and who says you can't be "real" you know, like we are, and still know, or have faith, or whatever you want to call it. People that are all strictly one way, (P.P. for example) are so boring, and I think, most likely faking it. I'm still jealous that you are going to Vegas by the way! I was FINALLY going to get to go in October for our 1st anniversary, but now K is going to rack up some major dental bills. I expect some details!!
from rdhdprincess :
No kidding, I'm sure there are normal stepfathers out there, but I don't know of anybody that had one. Thank God we ARE strong, and turned out so well.
from rdhdprincess :
Hmmm, I'm happy for you, even though I'm not sure why! Sounds good though! What happened with Sephora, by the way. Did they make things right?
from rdhdprincess :
No,no,no! (now I sound like a mommy) I have never had any trouble with Sephora, they are usually so dependable. They have great customer service, call and tell them what happened, I bet they will replace it right away. We beauty queens cannot accept sloppy cosmetics! Let me know what happens-
from rdhdprincess :
Help me, Neko, please. Forget the red hair, I'm turning into White Trash Princess. I have become addicted to reality t.v., the trashier- the better. I actually cried when idiot Joe Millionaire picked Zora, and then she actually showed up and said she wanted him, too. Then fox gave them a million dollars, for real, and it was a fairy tale ending. Because, sniff-sniff, she loved him WITHOUT the money, and now they are millionaires on top of their true love! Just kill me now! I am not this sappy, really. It's the ovulation making me all mushy, I just know it! Help me!
from rdhdprincess :
**sniff** I just read 3/29/02. What a wonderful husband you have. *sniff* I'm happy for you!
from rdhdprincess :
Ewwww, hail sucks! Be careful sweetie. I cannot believe that you are not watching Joe Millionaire! (as trashy as it is) he is doing the deed, as we speak!
from rdhdprincess :
You know, dear Neko, I keep seeing diaries that have this "100 things about me" list going on. Are you up to the challenge? I think yours would be oh, so interesting!
from rdhdprincess :
Oh my God! I just read your last 3 entries and laughed my ass off! I feel for you, sweetie! It's always in the middle of the night. I, myself have wires hanging out of my wall (way up high, of course!) in my hallway where one of my smoke alarms used to be. I ripped it off one night long ago when it wouldn't stop beeping and threw it outside. I never have found another one that is wired into the wall in the exact same way, so just wires for me at the present. Very white-trashy! I am jealous that you get to stay home today, I have to work, bastards! Anyways, enjoy your day, don't clean too much!
from rdhdprincess :
Pretty! I love pink & black together. Whorey, yet innocent!
from nipalcm :
That's funny; Erin sent me a letter that I wrote her when I was 9th grade...my goodness, was I really that silly? Well, yeah, still am.....
from rdhdprincess :
We are lucky, indeed! And they are lucky to have us. And I love my layout more and more, every time I look at it! :)
from rdhdprincess :
No kidding! I just moved my roses across my office because the babies breath was over-powering. I think they developed a new breed or something! The last bouquet I got had lavender filler instead of this shit, and it was wonderful! Why would they name something that stinks so badly, babies breath?!
from rdhdprincess :
OOh, that looks like fun! Do you have to be coordinated to do it? This chic has NO rhythm!
from weezer1d :
i watched the new episode--pretty funny, think the name was "Pray anything". homer sues the church. there was a rerun after that too. but i'm stoked about the actor's studio-that's wierd about Nancy Cartwright though.
from weezer1d :
doh! what was bravo thinking, playing their actor's studio AGAINST the new episode?! now i have to wait til 1am on valentines day to watch??!! *pouts* thanks for the tip though!
from rdhdprincess :
You ARE the layout queen! I'll have to check out that movie! I adore scary movies, and have to watch them by myself as K gets scared! HA! I hope you had a nice little reunion last night!
from nipalcm :
know what really sucks? the first time chris was in afghanistan i got "the letter", the one that says, "if i don't come back, bury me here..." jeez....oh well, that is how it is, and if anything does happen, I am NOT going to let anyone do anything funky, I can see motherinlaw trying some crap. like "chris said he always wanted to be buried in Nebraska ???? she's crazy... anyway, I am in the library trying to write this literature review...my heart just isn't in it and my research partner didn't show, oy-vey.....see ya. Love, M
from rdhdprincess :
I am fabulous! I am fabulous! Nekko said it, and she rules! Must say, I am feeling a little cocky now! Pets can me so damn demanding, can't they? I let my dogs run out of water, you know, occasionally, just kinda happens, the smart ass Maltese (You KNEW that a princess had to have a while Maltese)drags the damn bowl out into my living room, drops it at my feet with attitude. There! Now get off your lazy, BIG, human ass and fill my bowl, Bitch! Hmmmf! Damn demanding dogs!
from rdhdprincess :
Oooh! I love it! Very sexy. Makes me want a tattoo!
from rdhdprincess :
Ooohh, pretty! I tried Russian Red, went with Red Hot instead, and it's kinda pinky after awhile, not red. MAC is just the best stuff. I get all tingly just talking about it! Ha! Yes, thank you, I really would like something more personal, but I have no idea what. I just know that whenever I look at my page, I think who the hell is this girl? As for the weigh in, I am really a chicken, it was just a thought.
from nipalcm :
dude,that sucks... Macaroni Penguin (in her old age, bless her heart) has taken to peeing on baskets of clean laundry. i bought the monsoon wedding soundtrack, and i have all these indian songs in my head, but they all go "dada wawa heyja beja newaya..." 'cuz i don't know hindi. this really sucks, because i want to see along with the songs! it is really pathetic....see ya!
from rdhdprincess :
Ha! I want a floating blimp, too! More importantly, lipstick. What did you get?? I live on MAC "O" and "Oh Baby" Lip glass. Are you proudly displaying the Pradas today? You are so nice, but that picture was about 20 pounds ago. It's neat to see who you are talking to though. Thanks for the offer! I would love it, but as I do read your diary every day, I know how busy you are. I didn't know you did your own, yours is the best! I liked all the others too, and Groucho Kitty is you, isn't it?! That was too cute. You are a multi-talented one!
from bolashley :
Gah! Guestbook is fucking with me - bastard. Anyways. I want a floating blimp! (Wait a sec! That's what people call me when I go swimming - so maybe not. Too much invitation for comparison. Ah well.)
from rdhdprincess :
Thank you, but it is so not me. I am just clueless at all of this, and that's the only thing I could get to work. I need red, I need something ummm, not so calm. Anyways, just breathe dear. The day will be over soon and you can play with your Pradas! Yea for Pradas. It doesn't matter that nobody knows what they are, because when they see you in them, they will mose surely comment on them, and you can inform them. Make them all better people for knowing Prada! Okay, now I sound like a snob. Oh well, so be it. P.S. - Airfare sucks!
from rdhdprincess :
Me again. I was just reading you profile, and I happened upon Iyanla Vanzant as one of your favorite authors. I was shocked, I loooooove her, and usually nobody knows who she is. Do you know what happened to her? She used to be all over the place and now I never see her....
from kittynoir :
Re: My last guestbook entry -- uh that was supposed to be that "YOU" will be one too... sorry about that. My brain must have skipped a beat.
from rdhdprincess :
Great movie! For some reason I have to watch it every time it is on, which is almost daily! Wonderful, cool shoes! I'll bet they will take you many fabulous places!
from dana-elayne :
1. What kind of heifer calls a man she knows is married? *argh* Bovine Beeyotch 2. You forgot the hoooney at the end of your last title. I can admit that I really do love that movie. "What? I'm too blonde?" Heeee.
from rdhdprincess :
Kick her ass, Kick her ass, Kick her ass! I'll help. That's just rude. Yeah, I know he's married, but I'll call him and try to entice him anyways because I AM a skank ho and will go that low! Gaaah! Once again, kick her ass!
from heidiann :
Oh...cough. Sorry, I was channeling my inner Jerry Springer guest in regards to the husband-calling-ho. To "throw down" is to fight. And in a really good street fight between women, they remove their jewelry, nails, and fake hair (if applicable). Am I the only one who knows these things?
from nipalcm :
she's a brick house....lovely photos dear! To see WHat N0t t0 Wear you have to have the bbcamerica channel...sorry. You should check it out if you can!
from rdhdprincess :
Ok, don't mean to be a best, but I can't help it. I forgot about Phone Etiquette 101. I laughed so hard that water came out of my nose, really. I sooooo agree and would love to just tell a few people how stupid they are! I get into trouble occasionally because I can't help myself sometimes. My pet peeve is when you say Hello, name of company, and they say "Steve" Not, hello, can I speak with Steve, or even is Steve there, just Steve. Like you mean nothing to me, just get me Steve! AAGGGHHH! When that happens now, I say "No, this is Carrie," and just sit there and make them ask for Steve. That probably started about the time my company took me out of customer service and into accounting! You are so funny, I love reading your journals!
from rdhdprincess :
Awww, Oskar is beautiful! I wanted to kiss his nose! I am a jealous bitch now after seeing your outfit picture. You look great! And, ummm, how should I say this....I like men, but nice boobs!
from rdhdprincess :
You are NOT a fat, mega plump, lard cow! You are a talented, funny, beautiful, curvaceous woman. Come on, you know it's true. Say it- Althought the idea of passing the tits and gut to Calista Flockhard and Jennifer Aniston made me laugh so hard I almost wet my office chair! I have always wished I could pick, like 50 random people and just transfer 2 pounds from my body to theirs. They probably wouldn't even notice two pounds, and I would be fabulous! I too, am suffering from unusually awful PMS today. I actually have wads of kleenex stuffed into my bra to try to create an air pocket. I have developed this nipples-of-fire thing! People are looking at me weird, must be the lumpy kleenex! And, if it makes you feel any better. I don't consider myself one of those needy, whiney women, but last night when (I felt) my husband wasn't paying enough attention to me, I actually ran into the room and stamped my feet while yelling "Love me, Love me, Love me!!" over and over again. It must be something in the air...Take care!
from picturewhore :
maybe you should just publish your online journal. i find it very entertaining and i bet ther people will too. eh...it was just an idea. bye bye.
from rdhdprincess :
Awww, come on! What journal was it?? I can't stand it....
from rdhdprincess :
Awww, come on! What journal was it?? I can't stand it....
from nipalcm :
good morning dear, you should go to bbcamerica.com and look up a show called What N0t to W3ar. It is really cool; they take an unsuspecting person give them a bunch of money and advice on how to how to dress properly. BUT, and this is well I am telling you this, read the interviews with the shoe hosts and they'll tell you that the fashion industry is crop of crap, and they hardly ever make clothing that truly flatters anyone (even models, but, you don't notice it because you (in the generic sense) are conditioned to believe that if it is in V0gue, it must be great). Did you see Mulh0lland Dr1ve? creepy..... Love-m
from nipalcm :
Unwarrented advice from faraway friend: DUDE.... If you can HEAR the house burning down, you're fucked! Turn the television off, you may think it helps you, but, it is actually keeping you awake: and even if you do sleep, the background noise makes it impossible for your body to get the deep sleep it needs each night in order to be healthy....I know this because I am in college. - Bossy P.S. Viggo and Xene have a 14 yr old son, raised by Viggo, sexy single dad....
from nipalcm :
I just read two of entries and....the guy who plays Arag0rn in LOTR used to be married to lead singer of X..... I'm sorry you didn't like the movie more, I am completely addicted, even though a little worn out, I am boycotting all movies over one and half hours; until LOTR part III comes out. :-) Miss you, M. PS Can you do me a favor? Go to the onion and order french fries and the gravy they put on the mushroom burger....yum!
from hipyriceeatr :
I love your layout!
from piehole :
Why... I LIVE IN SEATTLE!! I Must Search seattle.citysearch.com for information on THE TRACT0R! THE TRACTORRRRRR!
from nipalcm :
You are going to have to get some of those really sexy, suede elbow pads that old men sew on their blazers.... You will be all the rage....you can get them cool fashion colors too, maybe with messages written on them... sorry, I got carried away.
from dana-elayne :
*shudder* I can just imagine haunting eerie music...ohhhHhooohHhhhhhohhh
from reddirtgirl :
Yep, that's me. Thanks for the compliment. *blush* How hilarious, I had never considered that Matt looks like David Spade, but he kind of does. That's definitely where the similarity ends, though, unless David Spade is a lot more into the Melvins than he lets on.
from nipalcm :
I got spurs that jingle-jangle jingle.... I don't know I typed that, thought you may enjoy... M
from nipalcm :
Happy New Year! Thanks for the snowglobe! M
from aimee218 :
Effing guestbook nazi-fairies won't let me sign again... GRUMBLE! Anyway, I'm seeing the whole enchilada now. Weird that I wasn't able to before. She's a doll!
from ruhee :
happy new year!
from dana-elayne :
I think you can get a pill from the drug store that will ease the pain of a kidney/bladder infection. It's a little pill that turns your urine orange. Also, I know that there are some over the counter cranberry pills for utis. *OUCH* I hope you feel better soon!
from jensingtea :
RE: LJ. #1: You dont have to worry about the search engine hits. #2: Set-up. #3. It doesn't seem to crash. Merry Christmas! I was thinking...how does Monday night sound for Europa? I'll call you once I arrive in The Kan. Miss you!! J-money
from jensingtea :
Does your pin really say "Neko"?
from deafpedhead :
southern culture on the skids? i loooooooove it! she's liquored up and laquered down! hey, thanks for checking out my diary. hope ya like...
from nipalcm :
Hi! I'm back. Glad to hear your weeekend went well.... M
from piehole :
Must. Be. Alphabetical... I also turn all my canned goods label-front. And vacuum the floor everyday so I can see the vacuum-lines... But I don't fix my bed everyday, so clearly, I am not insane.
from dana-elayne :
Ummm WHOO HOOOOO! Yeah for you and the moola!
from dana-elayne :
Goodgoshamighty, BS as a "woman" who rocks? I have to totally agree with Joan Jett. Where's Ani Difranco, where's Dar Williams? Shakira? Please. I'll be sending my own letter in to Rolling "We have no credibility" Stone.
from mortishajane :
your welcome! i always love creative writings and your writings to the DMV is good and very true. :D i ended up in GA, after moving out of my hometown...married a military guy. and then moved to MD. which sux royal cola all the time. even tho, i like parts of Southern MD better than here, tho. nicer people and seems real. like parts of the Ye Ole South, too. i miss home miserable, tho. :( i needs a vacation! have a great day!
from mortishajane :
your welcome! i always love creative writings and your writings to the DMV is good and very true. :D i ended up in GA, after moving out of my hometown...married a military guy. and then moved to MD. which sux royal cola all the time. even tho, i like parts of Southern MD better than here, tho. nicer people and seems real. like parts of the Ye Ole South, too. i miss home miserable, tho. :( i needs a vacation! have a great day!
from sussitta :
Hey there! :) I sent you a username and password to my diary via e-mail. Ciao!
from sussitta :
Hi :) I found your diary verrry interesting and nice (and I <3 the layout!). I also joined your eyebrows diaryring and was very happy to see that there actually is one. I'm adding you as a fave diary. :) Mine's locked, but if you would like a p-word to it, I would be happy to give one to you. Just drop me a note.
from jensingtea :
Actually, you're number one. I don't count as being listed first because it's my journal.
from jensingtea :
Psst...I added a picture of Candace and me on my "cast and crew" page. It doesn't look like me anymore (even though it was just taken) since I dyed my hair back to normal.
from jensingtea :
Just read the entry from Dave (re: AWK) and I am so shocked that he loved the show. I, as well, regard AWK as frat boy material. We (the mateys and I) have been known to run around the house screaming AWK & imitating idiot frat types and laughing our heads off. Now I can think of Dave doing the AWK dance and I'll chuckle to myself. And yes, I am definitely calling you when I get into town. Like fer sure!
from jensingtea :
You look absolutely exquisite with your new black hair! I KNEW it would look great! And the pictures are so, so AWESOME I have no other words to describe them. And another thing...in the house lately, we've been talking about how I freaking ADORE Jason and voila! there he is sitting on the sofa in your pictures! Imagine that! What a small world. Now I only have 1 degree of separation between myself and Jason Lee. Holy crap! - - - - So anyway, I hope to see you around Christmas time. I miss you so much!! Thanks for posting pictures and updating your diary so that I can keep track of you. Gotta run! All my love, Jen Jen.
from nipalcm :
Sweetheart! You hair is gorgeous!!!!! Yesterday, I was telling my hairdresser that you had done the black hair thing... and, gasp, I actually said "I can't believe her hairdresser let her do it." Not in a catty, bitchy way, I assure you, just that you have always been sooooooo blonde, BUT, I have since eaten my words with a wooden, splintery fork, and I apologize for such a narrow minded comment. Bravo(I have been watching too many brits on tv)on the your new look! I love it! That sucks about the 20 pounder bird....Have a great Thanksgiving! M
from cherryxbeth :
great pictures and story! almost like i was there,... happy turkey day, neko!
from mortishajane :
U know U look very very very very familiar to me. and U R from my own home!!! YEAH!!! i am so glad. :D i shall add U to my fave diaries...cuz it looks like interesting writings/rants. i love your hair. and the party looked wonderful! have grands of fun on thanksgiving!!! :D ciao!
from dana-elayne :
*rawr* You're one hot chic with the black hair. I LOVED reading about the party. You looked fab. The red dress was perfect. I couldn't see the Jason pictures. :(
from cherryxbeth :
neko-- i am totally going through the black-hair adjustment phase too! mine is black with these shimmery red highlights,...so a little different. i've found that if i wear a little red lipstick(even if nothing else), things kind of even out. the guitar thing: we own 3 guitars and a bass (1 is mine), so i don't think i'll be getting him another. but, i was looking at this tuner-pedal that he really needs and then i hear him tell his friend that he was planning on getting it! oh man. the joys of gift-buying! later.
from nipalcm :
Ahhhh...Bed Head Headrush is the absolute best!!!! I can't wait to see pictures of your black hair. I LOVE being on Diaryland too..... M
from cherryxbeth :
neko, doll, you make me laugh out loud at your many adventures! thanks. blessings of good times and red lipstick for you! ;)
from tapped-out :
thank you for welcoming me
from jensingtea :
HAHA! I can't believe you said "girl bits!" And moreover, I can't believe you wore those panties AGAIN! I thought we learned our lessons last time this happened? [in my best Church Lady voice and smirk] Hmmm!?
from nipalcm :
this is the Georgia peach speaking, typing, anyway, greetings! M
from jensingtea :
Spokesman "In Life" Nov 2002: "Neko, bestselling novelist weds Dave, platinum selling rockstar musician. In a private ceremony kept secret from the public, the two were joined by the much-sought spiritual minister Ileen. The two make their permanent home in a cozy nook of Sp0kane (trying to stay out of the public eye), while they spend many hours in their London townhouse. After honeymooning in NYC for 5 days, they returned home and are planning their next adventure: a book-signing and cd release party in London! Congrats to the happy couple!
from hystericglam :
thank you for your welcome message.yay handbags!
from dana-elayne :
That's simply a lovely kitty! =^..^= I'd love to come back as my kitty--the spoiled, rotten, well-loved thing.
from jensingtea :
I cant wait to hear the rest of your honeymoon details! One thing...*cough* Okay, we're friends and all, but I really could have done without the image of naked Dave on the bed! HAHA!
from jensingtea :
4 bags is more than enough!! Glam goddess!
from jensingtea :
Re: The Loan. I totally think seeing "Steve"/not getting the loan was a sign from the Universe telling you that you didnt need the loan right now. Although I know you want to buy stuff in NYC, you've come so far with your credit history that it would be terrible to gradually slide backwards. Thinking back to how your situation was when I first met you and how it is now, you've totally evolved into a more financially responsible individual and that is such a good thing. So what if you didnt get the loan? It's all money that you would have had to pay back later--and with interest to boot! So I think that your angels were with you, guiding you away from the lusty money with serious consequences, and toward financial stability with excellent rewards!
from codycocoa :
thanks for the welcome message! your diary looks really cool! xxxx
from jensingtea :
Bloody rich! I cant believe you sent emails to both The Rev and to the Travel Channel IN THE SAME WEEK! You silly goil. **Miss you, Jen** PS: Enjoyed the "I'd be happy to send you an atlas." Nice touch. HAHA!
from lenaadams :
I absolutely *love* your design
from jadedmercy :
The welcome note was appreiciated... Yada, yada and all that gratitude crap.
from angellivia :
Thanks for the welome note you left me! Liv xx
from corran :
Thank you for the welcome *s*
from omni102 :
Oh yeah, I like your stuff. Keep on keepin on.
from dana-elayne :
I totally paused. Love the Clueless reference :)
from dana-elayne :
Ohhhh you'll look fab with black hair. Clear skin and blue eyes--you look like you were made for black hair :)
from slashrgrrl71 :
It's just a different world in Mississippi, trust me. The South, in general. I lived there for 5 years, so I know how it goes. I was a black roack/alt chick, so you know they didn't know what to make of me. LOL They are describing what what otherwise might be called goth. Trust me, I dressed like that, so I know.....
from dana-elayne :
Y'all are wearing coats? *sigh* That's what it must be like to have seasons. I don't even own a coat. It just doesn't get cold enough for long enough to warrant one. Love the ring! Cute pup! I want a fall *pout* It's 80 degrees here at 8PM.
from dana-elayne :
Ohhhh you made me remember so many great songs from the 80's. I hated she-bop though. HATED IT! Now I need to get my 80's music fix. Ahhhhh, 8th grade.
from hardcandykid :
thank you! :)
from maeve-arie :
Thanks Very much for the welcome and compliment!! I have worked very hard considering I don't have a Gold Membership otherwise I would have some piccy's too! Love yours as well! :) Maeve
from redhedrocker :
Hey! Thanx for the welcome to the Hitchcock dRing and I'm ever so gracious for the Happy B-day! : )
from dea-lamia :
Thanks for the welcome to the eyebrows dRing. :) You're the first person to actually do so!
from goovie :
hee! i love your old answering machine messages. i used to use random clips of monty python, kids in the hall, and moxy fruvous on mine. i had to stop once i realized that it might scare potential employers away. :)
from dana-elayne :
Oh my gawd, what complete and total jerks. I hope that they never ever get anywhere with thier music. They obviously don't have the ability to be loyal and true to anyone. I'm sure they'll blow up from the inside and they deserve to do so. They suckth much!
from slashrgrrl71 :
Congrats on the nuptials. Enjoy your trip to NYC! You'll love it lots. And I agree about the 9-11 thing for all the same reasons, but it's not a popular stance. Anyways...that's that. And the kitty pic was priceless. :-)
from dana-elayne :
Ohhh what a pretty pretty kitty! Hi Kitty :)
from lindiglo :
Thanks! Have a nice day -Lindiglo
from rosecongo :
Oh, so beautiful! <3 yay for converse!
from dana-elayne :
All the pictures wouldn't load but from what I could see it was an awesome wedding. You were simply gorgeous and Dave's a handsome dude! :) Congrats again!
from dana-elayne :
Ohhhhh congrats! I can't wait to hear ALL the details :)
from rosecongo :
<3<3<3 !!!! Golly, I'm all excited and a-flutter for you! Eeeeee yay!!!
from f1grrl :
Thank you so much for the welcome note! Good luck!! so exciting! I'm sure it will be wonderful!
from dana-elayne :
Best wishes! I hope that you two have a spectacular life together! :) I can't wait to see pictures of the happy couple.
from coffeegrrrl :
Thanks for the welcome to Girl-Alone....can't wait to check out the diaries...gonna do that as soon as i finish updating mine....
from dana-elayne :
That's how my boyfriend is. He's the calming effect on my OCD self!
from dana-elayne :
That's exactly what my friend Mandy did. They bought cheap rings and then "up-graded" at their anniversary. Your kitty looks so MUCH like my kitty!
from jensingtea :
girlie advice: if it was me, i would really consider the ebay one, especially since the other one involves many more "cons" than "pros." perhaps you should make a list and compare the two rings. what is positive and negative about each? and then you can make your decision. what does dave think?
from dana-elayne :
I have no idea. I made the teach (Ed) taste the vomit one. He spit it out. There's a booger, a black pepper, a grass, and a couple of other odd flavored ones. *YUCK* They just cracked me up though because of the movie. You know I _finally_ just clued into the fact that you're having a family reception after the private wedding. You know...sometimes I'm a few ants short of a picnic *L*
from dana-elayne :
Ohhhhhhhhhh, so it won't be anyone but you, Dave, and Elaine. Now I get it. I thought that there might be a few other people milling around. Oh gosh, what an intensely personal wedding. But you know, you'll be focusing on each other instead of 900 billion other things. I do however expect pictures ;)
from jensingtea :
Kar--I think you should do what you want to do, which is have a nice ceremony with just you, Dave, & Elaine present. You're right when you say to yourself (as Elaine's voice) that you should listen to yourself and do what you think is right (paraphrased). You have known all along what you have wanted, and I think that sticking to your guns is an admirable trait. We'll chat later on it. Much love, Jen Jen.
from slashrgrrl71 :
Hey woman....I know about moms. I lovingly call it Mama Drama. I live it every day, trust me. But anyways, I think you should invite her anyways- at least that drama will only last a few hours as opposed to the rest of your life. :-) Go on- she *is* your mom, after all- throw her some love. LOL
from dana-elayne :
It's your mom though...that's one of those...kinda sorta have to have her there if you ever want there to be peace kinda thing...or well, maybe that's my mom *L* Maybe you should consider having oh 10 people there...not a big fuss but SOME guests. It'd be nothing like my wedding (*ugh*) of a packed church and over 200+ people. Of course, *L* I got rid of the groom soon after so let's SURELY hope it's nothing like my wedding. :)
from dana-elayne :
Yeah, two major details down...the dress and the officiant. Oh well, three if you count the groom ;)
from ille :
Thanks, i hope you get on track too. I had that for a while for almost half of a year. Writers block suck. Anyway i just do it for fun, but i really want to go to med school. Well i have to go, ja ma
from illiy :
hi again how are you, oh crap i am signed into illiy well anway i don`t feel like changing it, its ille anyway ja ne
from ille :
hi
from slashrgrrl71 :
I do try to lose weight, but I yo-yo something terrible. I just a Cinnebon. I am so weak. But I have lost a bit of weight- I usually do when I put my mind to it. I'm just a slacker. :-)
from dana-elayne :
Ohhh *girl squeal* wedding plans. You must, must, must share.
from slashrgrrl71 :
Congrats on the (rapidly approaching) nupituals. Losing weights a bitch- it's never easy. But I wish you lotsa luck on losing it- I know your pain. :-)
from eekyfreeky :
OK, I'll tell you, but only because I don't want you thinking I'm hanging out with Scientologists: it's the 'official' Austin Polyamorous group. Wierd, I know.
from jensingtea :
Duuude! We are united with our Drama King and Queen! hehe It's okay about the boat. We have general admission tickets, but I'd really like to see Billy up close and personal. I have our flight sitch all taken care of. I mean, since I flew last month I will be the "seasoned traveler" and I can be all [at-peace] and such. Yeah. I just have to keep telling myself this. It's only 45 minutes! I'm bringing licorice on the plane for us!
from dana-elayne :
Ohhhhh an engagement ring *WHOOO HOOOO* :)
from chauffi :
Thanks for filling out my survey, and Happy Birthday. I also appreciate how you got the Office Space Reference. Kudos.
from dana-elayne :
Happy Birthday! :) Welcome to the 30's. I promise that they aren't so bad!
from dana-elayne :
It could be called _The Key to a New Life_. Gawd, my puns are horrible even to me. Enjoy the piano!
from slashrgrrl71 :
I was worse.....I would skip lunch and keep the money,just to buy those books they would sell, with the quotes and stuff, and the picture books. My mom wondered where I got the money. LOL And I 'borrowed' my brother's copy of 'Rio' and the 12" of 'Rio'....Oh! And I stole an audio tape of 'Arena' from my orthodontist's! How my karma isn't worse I don't know.....:-)
from slashrgrrl71 :
Hehehe Star Hits.....remember 'BOP'? And '16'??? LOL Oh man....I stole my godsister's copy of '16' once because it had the interview they did at the start of the 1983-84 tour. I was terrible. And I had nearly 3 walls covered in pinups and posters- had a huge Simon one....hehe feel old? Me? Never. :-)
from rotten-day :
i heart spock. *drools* kirk as well...
from jensingtea :
No, you so don't want to be a B cup! I feel so smaaaallll. hehe
from rotten-day :
mr.spock?
from slashrgrrl71 :
Hey Neko! It's slashrgrrl71 aka Christie. Thanks for the note. Oh yeah, I was a *hardcore* Durannie (blame my oldest brother for playing me 'Girls On Film' when I was 11, though he takes no blame for it now ;-))- played 'Rio' and 'Seven and the Ragged Tiger' on a daily basis. Ah,the good old days. LOL I was always a John fan for real, but sometimes Si did it for me. I have a British fetish cuz of them. I could talk about them forever. Maybe I'll IM ya one night and we'll discuss obsessions. :-)
from jensingtea :
7-05-02: Neko rocks the house! I just wanted to say thanks for being my friend.
from dana-elayne :
Yeah, I've seen those "muscle massagers"! I just laughed hysterically the first time I saw one. It just seems almost sacreligious somehow. :) I've enjoyed reading your diary. I think I've found someone else to add to my favorites.
from tuff517 :
Hi! You know, I didn't even think about the laser light, and I do have one. The bag thing is right on, though, because Frankie is a little psycho when I shake a bag. I followed your advice and checked out your profile and diary, looking forward to catching up on it at work tomorrow, haha. Thanks!
from twirlygurl :
*welcoming, too ;-)
from twirlygurl :
Why thank you for welccoming me! You don't see much of that anymore ^_^
from jensingtea :
6-13-02: i think i need to pay more attention to your diary--i mean, other than the fact that i read your entries every day. i popped in to your profile only to find that you are a diaryland whore and i didn't even know it! (and i mean that in only the best of ways, cuz you know i have nothing but love for ya!) i just wanted to say thanks for the encouraging note in my diary yesterday. please say copious amounts of prayers for me today and tomorrow, as i am already quite nervous about my oh-so-foolish 45 minute plane ride to Seattle.
from erato :
ah, thank you bella. i was delighted with your entry on sake. when i went to japan two years ago, i had it for the first time. i rather liked it, and drank it like water. my japanese family will never forget that story, i am certain. i had a blast. needless to say, father was mortified.
from lilladyfour :
thanks :)
from ciel-de-noir :
ah, bonjour! ^_^ thanks for the warm welcome. if you'd like, i could give you the password into my diary, so you can read.
from spencersmom :
C'mon...go for it! Toke! Do it for me! :-)
from spencersmom :
Thanks for the tips on self-tanner...I'll try it this weekend, and, depending upon the results, you may or may not find a *very* humourous entry in my diary! Do you do your face? ~SM~
from spencersmom :
Love your new layout! Much easier to read and brighter too! Btw, I hate the phone as well. People who know me well know not to call me at home. And what's it with people calling at the last hour of work? Feh. ~SM~
from lilybow :
thanx for the linking info..i played just a little w/it. thankyou, thankyou, thankyou...
from spencersmom :
I'm a blonde too and I almost did my hair black a few times...too much maintenance though. My next step is to go opposite, perhaps platinum? Maybe that would work. Give it that "oh my god if it went any lighter it would look like it would all fall out in the sink" look. Also, you should see a doc. It might be something very simple. ~SM~
from lilybow :
you are the only blonde i know that has pretty "blond" hair..it looks great on you w/your complexion and all..seriously..black is too dark for you.
from lilybow :
hey..can u help me figure out how to link stuff to my diary..like how in an entry you can put "this band" and click on it and it links ya to a website..how do you do that??
from jensingtea :
Kar-
I would love to join the ring because i also am a brow-a-holic, yet two things prevent me from doing so...
1) i'm letting my eyebrows grow back in at the moment. they arent sculpted and i would be so eyebrow-trash...
2) i'm in the vegans diaryring and i really have this thing of belonging to one ring.
tragic, isnt it?
~J
from spencersmom :
Eyebrow ring? How cool! :-) I am the Queen of Eyebrow Gel and I absolutley freak if they do not appear even. My left one is the wayward one....SM
from spencersmom :
"Aunt Ruby" is in da house here too! She is both a blessing and a real assache....love her though :-) We must be on the same schedule. ~SM
from j-davis19 :
HEY! Do you think I don't read your diary entries? There is absolutely nothing wrong with the name Jessica... you better watch yo'self
from lilybow :
thanx...but now the picture aint showing up, just an "x"
from unemployed :
yeah, we're actually IN portland but like right on the border of beaverton. it is really so very cheap here. i like it a lot. we bought a phone yesterday and i remembered no sales tax so we got a caller-id/answering machine phone for $59.99. it was fabulous.
from unemployed :
we got to portland about two days ago and though we are sadly close to BEAVERTON and havent seen much of portland itself, i alreayd love it. it's so green and planty. faaabulous!
from spencersmom :
Re: The dresses....I can't take it! LOL! You poor thing :-( Re: The birthday...do you have to tell your mom you'll still be in town? You could always say you were going to be out of town and, if "caught" in town, you could say plans unexpectedly changed. (Sorry, 12 years of Catholic school speaking here). SM
from motherlode :
Okay I just read about the dresses. I had a friend who made her bridesmaids wear these hideous blue irridescent taffeta overlay skirt on black velvet strapless bustier over the knee JUNIOR PROM DRESSES she got for $5 each when a dept store here was going out of business. But blue velour sounds worse. Pillows! Now *that's* recycling.
from motherlode :
I feel very sorry for you. $15 for a dress? Holy shit. What the hell are you wearing?
from spencersmom :
My condolences. Your friend sounds like a future "breeder." SM
from spencersmom :
Re: Vacation...just do it! I hate to bring up 9/11, but you know what? After 9/11, I realized something. What am I waiting for? While I realize I can't go totally off the deep end with spending, I also have decided to give myself a few well-planned indulgences...even if they sometimes fall out of the range of affordability. In February, I spent $1000 on Barry Manilow concerts and I'll be going to more shows during the summer. I really shouldn't have done it, being that I charged on my card, but I also realized "If not now, then when?" ~SM~
from lilybow :
hey you!!! you didnt list me as a fave diary on your new one!!! wassup?!
from kittynoir :
Hey - thanks for letting me know! I understand completely your reasoning. Ta-Ta!
from spencersmom :
I made the switch! I still don't think I can change my name without coughing up another $24 for my GOLD membership. Btw...a couple of days ago I saw a line in your diary about having a good party doesn't mean getting a visit from the cops, having to clean up 3 piles of vomit and removing glass from your foot. So true. Don't think I could live those days again. I haven't been to a prty in awhile and the last one that I went to (which I thought would be fun) was incerdibly boring. ~SM~

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