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from raven72d :
You are *much* more amusing and clever than, say, Giant Robots destroying Brisbane. Though that would be a great thing to see...
from naridu :
where'd she go?
from foolosophy :
hehe love indeed :)
from candoor :
found you through melomane, you really ought to write more :)
from cream :
I'm sure that this entry is going to get a huge response. It should anyway in my humble opinion. I used to write practically everyday and then when I got really busy, didn't have the time or the energy for my diary anymore; I think the novelty tends to wear off after a while (a while being a couple of yrs or so!) It would be a pity if you stopped writing though cos good writers are hard to come by and you're obviusly one of the few + you're not a 14 year old who wants to lsoe her virginity to this week's latest celebrity. And I'm not a guy so it's not your boobs that keep me reading!
from cream :
Well HAPPY BIRTHDAY! even with the flu and any other nasty bugs that live around your place! :D
from ask4ssh :
I've just started reading your diaries and am really enjoying your turn of phrase and thought. I think you're quite a writing talent. Thanks
from eight-9-3 :
Max Hardcore, a style of porn which caters to the subjugated, bound, shaved young teenage girl fantasy, who's ass fucked and pissed on while having choice slogans like 'SLUT' & 'WHORE' written across body parts in red lipstick is less offensive than an FHM chick? I'm no fan of FHM, but really???
from jason75 :
I think your life sounda alright.. Monash rocks as well.. cant wait to start going there
from idiot-milk :
Goddamn pills, man. I was practically in tears the other day over a goddamn Disney movie about little kids playing baseball. A DISNEY MOVIE, for fuck's sake. I'm hoping that this emotional nonsense will settle down once I'm used to the damn things. Too much of this niceness bullshit, and my head will implode.
from foolosophy :
hey there.. drunk posts are... well.. yeah theres a word im looking for but at 8:30 in the AM my mind draws a blank.. umm *hugs* take care babe, hope you sort things out soon..
from cream :
That's an incredibly coherent entry for someone who is drunk! Is there a time when you are NOT articulate??? (this is me feeling envious btw!)
from youreviews :
Hey I just stumbled across your site, and I just wanted to let you know about YouReviews, its a brand new review site that is just dieing to get out in the open, so we were wondering would you like to be one of the first to be reviewed? If so go to http://youreviews.diaryland.com/ we are hoping to be hearing from you soon!
from ataraxy :
Maybe you could find another one one e-bay? I know it wouldn't be the same, because it wouldn't have all the history of your shirt, and wouldn't be worn in the same way, but if it really does look that good...
from lady-muck :
Micallef? That's a Maltese surname, but then considering that there are more Maltese in Australia than there are in Malta I shouldn't be that surprised! But still... it's cool! :)
from avantbedroc :
Hey? i know some ppl u read. now i read u.
from lambrini :
hi, ace diary, stick to it! gem x
from gypped :
christ, it's all fucking different. by the way, your guestbook link sends me to your index page, which is why I'm here (I'm in the foulest mood right now, so your second-to-last entry actually cheered me up).
from gargy :
Hi Rev - you're not so bad yourself. So there.
from astrodyke :
HAHAHA!! *laughing so hard I can't breathe* you go girl! That is an effort to be truly proud of!
from non-artist :
I'm sorry to hear about the horrible shooting incident. There is a sniper running a muck in my city, so I know the fear. Although your situation was closer than mine (I'm still still a couple miles off). I hope everything is ok now. People worry me sometimes. Take care.
from astrodyke :
you go to school there, that's enough to make you feel unsafe and violated as far as I'm concerned. You shouldn't feel like you are cashing in on a tragedy, it DOES directly affect you. I was horrified to here about it on the news. Shit like this isn't supposed to happen anyway, but again it hits home that really nowhere is "safe" anymore. Take care darl... I feel for you and your friends although there is no way that I have any idea what it's like to be in that scenario.
from cream :
I read about it on our local papers. It's shocking enough to read about such things let alone live with them. Glad to hear that you're ok, I hope you feel better about it all.
from invisibledon :
thanks for visiting
from invisibledon :
Thanks for visiting
from meganlala :
my sister always used to steal the word finds in the puzzles, and it made me crazy. i too have noticed a lack of jelly wrestling lately, but find that the good old wet tshirt comp is as popular as ever. and up here, you don't even have to enter the competition to take part.
from astrodyke :
ha ha ha!! Classic... scattered thoughts are better anyway... *feels the need to note that this entry is being written in "company time."
from of-her-soul :
I've become somewhat addicted to your diary. I absolutely love your music taste and everything else for that matter. Get in touch with me sometime.
from madmadamimm :
we should just put all the tards in a spaceship and rocket them off to mars...they would probably all just stand there and go, "ooooooh, stars! stars!" anyway.
from revhooligan :
Jack Off Jill in a porn store? Only "Bow-Chicka-Wow-Wow!" could be more appropriate.
from brutalsugar :
comedy. pure comedy. your diary is hilarious. i like. :)
from cream :
The BK's here are crammed with TV's which are always on MTV. There is a particular outlet that is above a nightclub so whilst eating your burger and fries, you get a vibrating sensation running through your legs... FOR FREE!
from trickymartin :
you give me such a girl boner. why am i just now finding your page?
from bolashley :
Weird lurker is most definitely engineering student. I LOVE your diary - you're fucking hilarious!
from cream :
I loved your comment about the engineering student. I sent it to my friend who is in teh Eng. course... and he replied "I shall pretend I never read that"!!!
from vegangirl :
i love you
from ann-frank :
if you ever make that t-shirt, i am willing to buy one. or i could just make my own and send you a check for royalties or something.
from notjaymz :
i'm getting better. we should catch up soon, it's been a while. i'm sorry we lost contact.
from notjaymz :
so how the hell are ya?
from theothergirl :
I think you should go as a fairy-pixie fairy. OR AN EVIL PIXIE FAIRY! MUHAHAHA!!
from rebe :
i have no idea how i found you, i was doing the d-land tour and forgot whose diary i was reading and..here i am. your diary is so refreshing. i have just started drinking so i am going to have a few more then come back..i feel like a good giggle tonight. i am moving to melbourne soon so any advice you can give me about it would be appreciated (like where the hell do i look for a house-which areas are good, which are slummy/rough. anyhow, i shall shut up now :) rebecca
from notjaymz :
ah, yeah... sorry about that. pissed, entered wrong number. realised it was wrong number, hung up.
from notjaymz :
Nancy Vandal. now that's bleurgh :)
from heckafresh :
Ummm...now I realy am scared. I found your diary YESTERDAY through your signing in Russ's Gbook and vowed to add you to my list durring my very next unlazy streak. I swear. You are clarvoyant or some such. Plus hillarious.
from notjaymz :
pester? moi?
from madamsarcasm :
Hey, Merry Christmas to you too! You're so welcome for the link. You are just too hilarious. Did you ever see that movie Being John Malkovich? If I could infiltrate anybody's head, I'd pick yours. Now is that love, or what?
from diedpretty :
Fucking awesome. You make me want to delete my diary in non-worthiness. In my dreams I write as well as you. (and I'm moving back to Melbourne this time next year)
from notjaymz :
the boobies approve? well, that's a relief! :) so, how's stuff? i'm in qld on tour at the moment but we're back next week :) we should meet up for a coffee or something. or not. or whatever. xoxox
from bjerica :
Happy Birthday Rev!
from notjaymz :
i like your boobies. well i would. MELBOURNE PRIDE! chuck an e-mail my way
from pravda :
DAMN FUCKING LIBERALS. it shits me to no end that i live in costello's seat. fuck! at least the greens got heaps more votes than usual.
from confetti :
i want a car. gimme yer car.
from christopherj :
Hahaha, sorry for laughing at your problems, but you write about them in a very humorous way. :) (here, you won't be need this, scriiiiiiiiiip) peace
from nudehiker :
yo, was up you wanker lover....it shouldn't bother anyone really, just rather sad if you think it through. You have a good outlook, it will take you far. Regards, Ron
from nudehiker :
always entertaining, and delightful...coming from a male whos ventured round the sun 46 times...and who would like to send you some pink Doc Martens filled with candy!!!!! All the best to ya, regards, Ron
from pravda :
Thank god I'm not the only one without a minor. I'm not even sure what a minor is, alls I know is I am lacking one. It's not bothering me too much though, seeing as I barely have the major part covered. Damn this arts, it's leading me astray!
from bellis :
Love today's entry, hon. Fuck the skinny cute girl- you sound fun.
from sweetlilith :
Feng shui! Noooo, the very words make me cringe. My mother's one of those feng shui people, too. Number one sign we've lived in California for too long. Check you later, Peace and Love.
from confetti :
YOU WORK IN A PORN STORE?
from notjaymz :
hey dude.. i'm from melbourne.. chuck us an e-mail :) take care Jaymz
from pravda :
i just thought you'd like to know that since i've become all paranoid and crazy about my boyfriend finding my diary, i've locked it. the name is 'sparks' and the password is 'highspeed'. btw, thanks for linking my entry a while back :)
from screams :
i'm making with the notage, god damnit. Hold your horses. Ok ok, being an aeroplane is fun. You should do that more often, and drink mountain dew. that's fuel enough for you. :)
from bjerica :
Hey Rev, hey Rev!!
from struggles :
Where the hell were you when I was in primary school?? Oh, hand on, you were probably wailing on me too. Heh. Great story, nudie.
from shutupmom :
HELLO MY LOVELY. YER FUNNY. IVE BEEN READING YOUR DIARY FOR SOOOOO LONG. FUCKING HILARIOUS. MY KIND OF FOLK.
from laurenrocks :
glad i found your diary. it kicks some ass.
from i-like-tofu :
Oh Rev, I love you dearly. [Even though I am short. Or perhaps because you're taller than me...yes, that one works better.]
from bjerica :
Whore! You've got the horn, so why don't you blow it?
from msa :
Your diary is a scream. I really enjoyed reading it.
from struggles :
My God you're funny. I loved your most recent entry. My dog kept growling at me because he thought my diaphragm was trying to escape my body and stick to his face like some kind of alien from... um... Alien. Did you get rid of your guest book and stuff or are the links just not working?
from solareyes :
Hello. I just finished reading your diary last night. I love it!! You're a fantastic writer, and laugh-your-ass-off hilrious. I'm serious, I'd read some of your entries and literally laugh out loud. My mom would walk by the room and be like, "What's so funny??" Hehe. I actually saw your diary on the screen layouts that Martika had, and decided I had to read on. Anyways, just wanted to say hello and what not. It says you have MSN messenger...what's you're passport?
from bjerica :
I don't completely get the notes thing either, but since they are here we may as well use them right! I think that you might have to be a diaryland user to leave a note, so we'll have to keep our guestbooks for the non-diaryland peeps. By the way, I love your diary, you always have me laughing!

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