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Hi Owcowkee, I was excited to see an entry from you. Of course your entry was dated 10/18/05 and today is 11/30/05. So you see I can't complain about your lack of "diarylandering" since I haven't been faithful to Diaryland either. But I did post something today. I had all but abandoned Diaryland until today. Like you, I won’t promise a return, but I have already run into a few people today that I realize I have missed a lot. You included. I always enjoyed reading you and your style and of your SENSE OF HUMOR. I hope you will return to write occasionally!
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I'm flattered that you want to keep reading. Well, this is my new diary. Have at it! :D
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Am I the ONLY one who clicks "comments" and ends up here??? The ball for a chair idea is not bad at all... you have to keep your balance and it is good for your posture. yup. I bet you're ready for swimsuit season in less than a million years!
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hahahah! I can write "welcome back" again! Thanks for the comment over at my place. Sounds like a good thing you got a new car, but that is ludicrous re the "failure to control" ticket. I cannot imagine them doing something like that here. Drivers would be up in arms! Ohio doesn't sound bad. Personally I think I'd like the weather better than Florida... I've never been to florida but I like winter. cheers!
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Hey there! welcome back and have fun in Florida!
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No No it's all in the process.. you would never have thought to call Paul without all those fruitless hours. You see? So now you can get the perfect gift AND tell them how you searched for hours. hehe.
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welcome back girl :) and thanks for the note! I don't envy you those applications, hope you wrap them up soon.
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Dang girl, you been updating thrice daily, I think you can stay on the buddies list. LOL! As for the garbage, for me it is the compost... it's under control now, but it tends to linger in plastic bags near the back door in the kitchen when the snow in the back piles up and then I come in the front door and go "what IS that funny smell?" and have to get my boots on and get it to the garden! good luck with the applications!
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Ah, look at it this way, it is better to have your fingers on the keyboard than in a bag of potato chips (please tell me, for the health of your keyboard, that it is not both). :) Yay for la vida lazy! I think that while your boyfriend is away is a great time to indulge. ESP if you are getting work done. tah!
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Well dang it anyways. One never knows who will show up alive finally on my buddy list! Um, well, I suspect it is perhaps your buddy people, I certainly have not had a long haitus, and most of the people on my list are still around (and not monkeys). Though I get "hermaphrodite photos" rather than anything transexual. Curious since I don't know any hermaphrodites, and certainly do not have any photos of them, whereas I DO know several transexuals. Quite a few in fact. Cheers, and welcome back to the center of the known universe. tah!
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A belated happy birthday!
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hi owcow...it's great to hear from you! sorry to hear about grad school... but please don't think you failed... the system is a honkin pile of doo and as irrational and arbitrary as they come. remember life and lemonades, silver linings, half full cups, and spilt milk. so cliche and yet been passed along for a reason I suspect :). I just hope you feel better.
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hey there! I almost deleted you from the buddy list cuz i thought you'd left us for good! it has been like 3 months. That is a stupendous drag about the grad school I am so sorry. What a letdown. You will apply again next year? And thanks for the whiteout advice. I could imagine doing something like that. It had me chuckling. Welcome back, and I wish ya good mental health and lots of sunshine!
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just because YOU don't have the finely tuned supreme taste buds capable of discerning between pink and purple...
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OMG GIRL!! i was thinking wtf are peeps but omg that is soo funny cocainefor kids eh i couldnt stop laughing and im in class right now. im drawing attention to myself but it was sooo FUNNY!! omg i cant believe that haha an attitude problem cocaine for kids lmao you are one of a kind hun...good job
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omg, it wouldve been hilarious to see my face reading your entry... i was like blah blah blah peeps blah blah, what is she thinking of course old marshmallow fights back blah blah ON FIRE IN THE MICROWAVE BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! freaked my cats out. Very funny. And yeah, the second time. You're lucky you don't have burning microwave nightmares. tah! poor peep. (horrid things of any color)
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hehe, you need to update more often so we are hooked if you want us to chip in for your Gold membership. hehe. I agree on the fish sandwiches, but you said "nothing says food poisoning like old fish"... um, I would say old chicken is right up there. Salmonella salmonella lah lah lah etc. I don't know why anyone eats anything at mcdonalds now that they bake instead of deepfrying their hot apple pies. urk. LOL!
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4 updates...those are what I missed.
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Good God, how did I miss all 5 of your updates? LOL, hope you didn't get any invites from "completely UNcreapy" with an extra room. I just love your updates, I think you should submit them for a tv sitcom.
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hehe, you're just lucky you didnt get pulled over for driving without your license as well! (that happened to a friend of mine... got pulled over for turning left where it wasnt permitted, and THEN got a ticket for not having her drivers license or car registration, which were at her boyfriends!) I'm glad that Paul doesnt live more than 50 cents away from the service station!
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hehe, loved your limbo story... and what's with pretending not to drink?? Is it THAT cool to drink? And hey, imagine how goofy you'd be if you DID get sloshed! There! don't you feel better now that you bounced ice off your tits stone sober?? LOL! I hope you get into a good school that you want!
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you gotta love the title for that entry about protecting your chocolate! And I know what you mean about days going by slowly...I'm trapped in one right now.
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I would kill someone for chocolate, and have. (Well, by "kill," I really mean "give a stern talking to.") I REALLY like your diary. I added you.
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oh my! that certainly was a dramatic entry! I hope you do get the stench out of there so you can rescue your Reeses!
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hehe, i am not independently wealthy, nor living anywhere near Reno or Nevada in general. If you would like to apply for McGill, you are welcome to stay for free. hehe. Anyways, that was a funny entry. I liked the digressing.
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haha wow diary entries from RENO nice touch there. lol it would be interesting and wish i could help u out but im in canada lol.
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wow, to hear you describe the snow on your car, one would think you live here in Quebec!! hehe. Sorry you had to go in to work. Or rather, sorry that you didnt know you DIDNT have to go in to work! BTW two kinds of people own shovels. Homeowners with walks, and people who have cars in the winter. It goes in the trunk. There aren't any landlords or shovelling caretakers at the side of the road! :)
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What???? No bra pics?? I demand a recount!
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hehe. I don't know if it screams Ohio, but it screams Montreal. Here it is great... put anything you don't want out on the curb when it is not garbage day and within 24 hours someone will have taken it. Sort of like Good Will without having to go to the store and pay. I got three boxes of great vinyl records this way, my chest of drawers and dresser set (in good shape no less!), a leather jacket, and various other items. When I want to get rid of books etc, I stick em in a box and there ya go. A friend of my mom's lives off of picking up broken smallish appliances that are on the curb, and repairing them. Things dont end up in the trash, handymen have a job, and things are recycled without big business. Though I do stop at stained mattresses lying in the rain. hehe. :) cheers!!
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Oh no! What a horror show. Glad you survived. Wendel too. I miss your writing.
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Howdy! Just popping by to see how you are. I miss your tales of Wendel. I hope all is well with you.
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where have u been gurl?
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that's a funny entry on pyjamas and boobs. Personally I sleep nude, and it is too damn cold in the am for me to be running around naked... I wouldve had something on right away. But I have done stranger things in summer, if the phone rang while I was getting dressed, like saying , just a sec, I'll look it up on the computer, and then realize people are walking by my window while I'm half dressed! thankgod, not looking while they walked!! hmmm jammies!!
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yay an update!! I shouldve know that if you are quite normal you have wacky parents. normal parents equal child trying to be less repressed and boring. Wacky parents equal child trying to be more normal. I'd give birth to a Republican Christian who gets married at 19. yup. Hey, oil burning smell. Not good. Oil burning smell in car making you sick. Bigger not good. Better to get checked. Read "Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance". yup. welcome back!!
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Hey you! It's been over a week and we miss your entries! yup! update update!! I just looked at our Ms Lovejoy review and of course looked at your bedside endtable. That is a cool picture, and it DOES say alot about you. I like roaming through someone's house when getting to know them... you can learn alot. Also on the same page there are travel photos... nice... and wow! what hair!! I WANT your HAIR!! (envious me!)
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Ah geez honey, your so lucky to have Paul. The men in my life are so clueless to anything mechanical. When Vinny started hammering nails into the wall, I bitched Tim out for discouraging such behavior. I told him, I'll be needing someone around the house that is mechanically inclined. As for the car, haha, I've had similar experiences, only to find out it was me and mine. Also, your job will be a job that will hold lots of amusing stories, long after your gone. =]
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Hey J-Lo's clone! That started out a pretty sad entry (goodlucktoya) and ended up totally making me laugh! Yeah! OWN your sweatpants!! Maybe even a white and pink glitter belt?? :) Fun fun! Add a fluffy blonde wig and give your creation a new name!
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Some people try too hard, others don't try hard enough. Some people care, other's don't. Who's worse in your eyes?
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oh my, yes, i totally understand. You have a huge workload. Suddenly you get a day off... and it looms in your mind aw wow! empty space! oh the things i COULD DO!!! and then just as suddenly it is eaten away by everything that has piled up. Once shopping is done, and the pile of mail, the inbox cleared of spam, the laundry, (in your case studying, in my case looking over new contract terms), the day off is more exhausting and depressing than a regular day! Schedule something great in... like studying with great music, something delectable to eat, IN THE BATH!! :) myself, i bought new "Spanish in a rush" tapes to listen to while I do boring shit! Good luck with the tests!
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OMG that whole burner thing is something I would do. What a stink! I hope your roomate wasn't emotionally attached to them. Thanks for relating that, it totally made me laugh.
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There is nothing wrong with a little fib. Just tell her you don't know exactly when your returning too school. (Truth) When your in a professional postion, its expected to give a month's notice, if your not, then 2 weeks is acceptable. When you receive your letter of acceptance from Graduate School, then let her know. You gotta protect yourself and your purse.
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Hey you! good luck on your test! Now you know next time, you get a bag and catheter before you go in!. You know you are waging a war of attrition... that makes your third entry in A MONTH!! We are starving out here! What IS happening in your new job? What happened to the wandering woman lost due to hospital rules? Do tell do tell! :)
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Glad to see you're still kicking! I can appreciate the parrot poo commentary. So true!
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I am wondering where you disappeared to. Come back soon?
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Where are you? Missing your updates! I read about the month long vacation and couldn't help but laugh and remember my first reaction over having just 1 day off. Tim has several weeks of vacation a year and one of those weeks he uses like he's still in high school and drives me crazy along with the kids! I just now noticed your 'thought' link and find it hilarious, I also feel the same about the coyote and wish that just once he'd get that damn roadrunner....yeah like "beep beep" this. I'm old, wrinkly and probably approaching senility, but I sure love watching the cartoons with my Vinnie.
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You have a great opportunity to create your own family traditions for holidays and birthdays. Your "kids" will thank you for it some day!
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what happened to the schizophrenic woman you didnt give a ride to?
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Too bad you didn't have some of Wendel's food with you to offer to the nice policeman!
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You know, one of the things you don't miss when you move south is the frost/snow/cold, but you DO miss the Meijer thrifty acres.
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I'm sure it is just me, however the last couple times (including today) when I've come to read, the main post does not show up. I don't like missing out on what you've had to say...
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It was a good burrito. We shall remember it fondly.
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haha, that's funny. i will forevermore think of it as quacamole :)
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quacamole or guacamole? Just wondering if it's one of those inside jokes or not.
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Hey, your CPR story is scary! I'm glad you are a stick in the mud... i dont even know you but that gives me the same impression as your nice guy and the gas tank cap... there ARE some young people who DONT cheat on exams and WANT to learn! yay!!!!! And hey, dont sweat it about the anniversary prezzie... one of the things i hated most about a past relationship was that my guy would always feel like his gift "didnt live up"... like my gifts won some sort of gift-giving competition and he was a failure. What a joy-killer! Hey, you made something handmade! When Sat is past... upload a pic of your prezzie for us, or send me a jpg by email!! hokay??! :)
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Hey, glad you dont drive a Porsche! Glad it wasnt a $$ demanding ticket, just bad for the ego!! Hey, you have a car!! I am a 40 year old property owner and when i go into offices where I enter to deliver my artwork, i always get mistaken for a young bike courrier... they dont even ask.. just say.. "oh, the package is over there..." or "the envelope isnt ready yet"... yay for judging people by their belongings and exterior!!
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Insight? No. But as luck would have it, usually the part you score highest on is the part that your school of choice disregards. :) Though the GRE for Dummies book was a GREAT help, if you're trying to go that route. Good luck!
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Wow! I just read your diary for the first time, and i have spent the last hour or so trying to get myself caught up. You're very good at grabbing your audience. (I don't know if that's intentional, or not, but thought i'd let you know that)
Anywho, great diary! I'll definitely be back!
--Lu
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Hi! no, havent had time to look for marys! too work and everything else busy. The search for a rosary is on hold too, since there are no shops with this sort of thing in my immediate neighborhood where i walk. How do you find what people type in, in Google, to get to your pages? I do know how that happens...ending up at a stranger's website, since I end up with strange results while researching images for Ripley's Believe it or Not!!
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Hey! welcome back! No, you don't update too often! (but then right now you're the only one on my buddy list!!) OMIGOD, hearing about your 5:30 am day really puts back into perspective my "lonely self-employed-isolated-worker" dreams of "hey, maybe i should be a school teacher", "maybe i should go to med school" etc etc... gee, 5am, get up in the dark and be forced to work at the pace of others (rarely efficient, often frustrating) for the rest of my life. Ahh, let me once again embrace my unstructured, undisciplined solitary lifestyle. Good luck with yours! I shall enjoy living it vicariously as a counterpoint. One perhaps dumb question... what is the "googleism" blurb??... also, I like your disclaimer. (though I HAVE in my life stumbled across "private" writings, and gotten angry... the old "i was cleaning out my sweetie's pockets to be nice and found this loveletter to his secretary"... the surprise discovery sometimes DOES eclipse the lesser evil of having been there.) Til bientot!!
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Oh, don't even get me started on my hatred of math. I have had teachers who lack any general knowledge of hygiene, classmates who literally pissed on the classroom door and threw graphing calculators out the third story window and an algebra teacher who doubled as a coach ad decided teaching was optional during basketball season, instead showing us video of last week's game in slow motion. Needless to say I was quite fond of the calculator technique as well.
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Ghosts!
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About the haunting, as long as you don't hear, "Get out. Get ooooouuuuutttt," you should be okay. You don't live in Amityville, New York, do you?
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The last Miss Manners was evil. She was a rabid bitch monster dictating everyone's lives to them without ever thinking of taking her own advice -- being polite.
The new Miss Manners is much more pleasant. But I have to agree, I would never take her advice. (I honestly doubt if I'll ever be put in more than 2 or 3 of those positions, anyhow.)
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You evil little thing... I always have the wonderful MSN pop ads since I use their IM system and well I'd never come across Miss. Manners for whatever reason. Now that I've followed your link I have been consumed by what she has to say. Thank you for the distraction... it was actually very much needed today.
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I suppose it would be suprising. Yet, not really. There are people at my school who like ozzy too. And yes, I heard of the ball game. eeghh, I've lost a ton of respect for him after that, I hope I can regain it. By the by, I'm adding you to my favorites.
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Thanks for the Flats tip. We ended up hitting a place called Shooters last night, and at least we got some good people-watching in. Unfortunately I'm stuck by myself for tonight, so it looks like I'll be doing pay-per-view. Ah, hotel porn.... does it get much better?
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As I was trying to fall asleep last night, for some reason the comment I left you yesterday popped in my head, and because I completely obsess over everything, I drew the conclusion that it could have been misinterpreted as me giving you shit about not wanting to wipe someone's ass... when I really wasn't. I was trying to be funny, but even if you DID take it as funny, I've now gone and ruined it (and also now sound like a dork). So anyway.... carry on!
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Talking about worthless Bachelor degrees; I got mine in Philosophy. I didn't mean to just stop with the Bachelor's degree, I did have grand intentions of getting my Phd and teaching. I ended up doing retail management after that I then worked with the Mentally Retarded as a program specialist. (I wrote step by step plans on how the counselors were to 'teach' the profoundly retarded on how to wipe there asses). Actually that job wasn't nearly as bad as retail, it was sort of up my alley. I could spend days on end making up different sick little senerio's on different staff I didn't like and what I'd have them 'teach' the client. =/
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Whatever happened to the idea of selling socks on the street corner? As the temperatures start to drop in the fall there should be a big market for socks on the street corner!
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You know, wiping butts really isn't for everyone... it does take that special touch
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I'm kicking it on the reviewer arena at Hey Jude Reviews and wanted to invite you to be reviewed! - Love Christy [brdwaybebe]
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Man, I loved Tomb Raider in all it's B-Movie glory. I adore Angelina and now Gerard, but really...I was lauching through the entire movie!! It really was fun though, in the way Evil Dead is.
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Hey Liz, I feel the same way about people going out of my life. I seriously can think of so many people I never once heard from again. I don't know if it's my fault or theirs.
It gets highly depressing sometimes thinking about it and I often do not forgive myself for missed opportunities in the female department. I complain about it but I can't fix it. So what good is that?
But in all honesty, it's really sad when you've run into soooo many people you used to talk with and then they fall off the face of the earth :-/.
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i wasn't offended and i'm sorry if i came across as sounding so...i don't know you so i guess i just wasn't sure about your thought process behind the comments. thanks for clearing it up
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"You haven't seen right wing conservatism until you've seen AUSTRIAN right wing conservatism!" I wish I had come up with that.
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i'm not trying to be mean by this...but there is a difference between movies and reality...the terminator and kindergarten cop are characters that he played, they're not necessarily who he is...although i don't claim to know him either so i don't know if he is a violent type of person or whatever... maybe it just touched a nerve cuz my dad grew up in california and all my family on his side still lives in california...
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Re: Arnie for Gov'ner -- I know it is crazy. >.<;; But no, you don't have to be a natural-born citizen to run for most elected office - just if you are running for President.
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What's even better, did you hear that Larry Flynt's considering a run?
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I'm sorry that had to happen to you Liz :-/. That is really messed up.
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Re: Burgler -- Gah, that's awful! I'm glad you're okay, though! Stupid people and their stupid actions... *mumblegrumble*
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of course it's complementary! I'm a huge fan! :D
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"Sweet Jesus on a Cracker" and "Sweet Jesus on a Triscit"! That entire entry is worthy of being printed out, so that it can be read anytime when in need of a pick me upper.
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It really IS eerie how much we have in common. I read your ABCs of Owcowkee list and about 98% of them made me think, damn! this is ME! it's crazy!
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Congratulations!!!!!! That deserved 6 exclamation points! Good job new driver!
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Just wanted to say thanks for signing the guestbook for Lucy's birthday!
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Hey hey!! Ok Random info cuz I'm in a random mood. You can buy crickets for cheap at any local pet store. LOL It's up to you if you share this information with your family or not -wink-
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Well, over here in Marietta, OH - air isn't free when they charge $0.25 or $0.50 for about a minute's worth to put in your tires...
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I remember the Elephant Show!! I used to watch it, too... in fact, I even remember the episode you're talking about. As I recall, I was totally excited, too, though it wasn't my birthday, and I kept telling Bram it /was/ my birthday, because I wanted to be included. <lol> The silly things kids do. Happy birthday to your brother!
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Keep calling! Your parents are still there for you.
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Keep your chin up. I'm looking for a job right now, too, and the market *sucks*!! But you're smart, funny, and the right job will come along when it's the right time! :) Take care of yourself, and keep smiling! I love to read your diary, if it makes you feel any better, you've got friends out here that are cheering for you. xxhugsxx
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Hang in there! That job is probably just one more phone call away! Good luck!
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I prefer the sock idea to the testosterone idea! (Good luck - keep believing in yourself.)
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What kind of socks might you be selling on the street corner - dress or sport? Can I also order through your website? My shoe size is 9 1/2.
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I'll return some good advice you gave me a while ago. Write whatever you feel. We want to read the real stuff, as well as the funny stuff. Hopefully it's as good advice second hand as it was to me. :D
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I tried to sign your guestbook, but it crapped out. So, here I am in your notes:
Hey, this is YOUR diary, so you write whatever you want. I'll still be along for the ride. Here's to a new chapter, and congrats on your soon-to-be-not-an-undergrad status! :)
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Oh, sounds liek you had a bad day. *Hugs* Feel better!
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That's funny, because I recently used 'shat' in one of my entries and I got all kinds of remarks thinking it was a funny word or something. But it seems you and I (and dictionary.com) agree it's a normal word. Bye!
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I just placed my last entry for a while. I'm sorry that I have to go so suddenly. But I will be here to check my emails and stuff, so please feel free to leave me a note from time to time. Maybe by some weird chance I will surprise you with an update. They just wont be everyday anymore. *sniff sniff*
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FYI: Since you've been reviewed at Quite Nasty, feel free to join the diary ring. See http://quitenasty.diaryland.com/nastyring.html for details.
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Hey, it's Melody, aka Lioness from QN. IP asked me to swap with her because she didn't feel comfortable being nasty to bionicgurl due do her handicap. If you'd like, request a re-review, and I'll do you. Take care.
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What kind of donuts were they?
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oh my god, that robin williams days inn story is a riot. i'm sitting here at work laughing my ass off... thanks!
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Hi! I'm a fairly new, faithful reader, and I love your diary. :) The entry about the Robin Williams criminal nearly made me fall out of my chair! Have a super weekend!
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just randomly ended up here have a nice day
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Read your 100 quirks, I too battle everyday too try and not worry about useless crap.
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I just read your 100 quirks. Excellent list. I am Canadian and you mention our accents in your list. I think our accents is our complete lack of accent. Everyone I talk to on the net over the phone says I have absolutely no accent. So is that an accent? Man these things keep me awake at night. Great journal.
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I agree on the topic of frat boys and car alarms. I also hear horn symphonies every morning the temperature is above 50 F. And why is it that you can always tell the frat boys by their backwards white baseball caps? Or is that just a regional Milwaukee thing? One must really be trying hard to be a cliche unto oneself. Bees...meh, I recognize their dangerosity (hah!) but I've been known to pick them up and put them outside or out of the path of someone's shoe. Ever since I heard they liked flowers, I couldn't find it in my heart to be scared of the little buggers.
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OMG, you are the funniest person ive ever read.. i swear there isnt a SINGLE entry that wont make me laugh.. and the greatest thing is that you are funny without trying.. im gonna start reading you everyday.. haha you are so great!
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As soon as I saw "Alien", I knew that the entire idea of childbirth was appalling.
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You know, I feel pretty much the same way about having a baby. However, the hubby so wants to have one! In fact, he's worked that into his "five year plan". *laughs* I have no idea why it is that he is the one with the massive paternal instinct and yet I have absolutely no desire to have a child.
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Love the diary, very amusing <3
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ah, i love being immature and juvenile. besides, what do reporters and commentators expect when they inadvertently make crude remarks to sex? they should pay more attention. or at least laugh.
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hey i was just adding an entry and saw ur diary. i thought that it looked cool. well i just wanted to tell you that k bye!
~* AnGeL *~
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Amen to Elton John! I bought the Greatest Hits album yesterday... a woo hoo!
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hippiesoul : |
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I hate porn emails too!!!! You have very creative ideas, though!! :)
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Oh my GOD! I was just reading your note, when I was transfixed by a banner with 5 beautiful hearts made out of roses. I tried to resist, but clicked on it anyway. Leslie Irene is the devil!
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ps- I've been tortured by Leslie Irene banners all day and meant to leave you a note earlier to tell you. Sometimes I forget which are hers and I click on them. I am sadly disappointed once that page opens..
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Just like 'itsfunny', I also read the 100 quirks just now. I nearly laughed out loud about the accent thing.. a Canadian accent? As a Canadian I can say I have no idea what you're talking about. We Canadians refuse to believe that we have accents and it is indeed you Americans who are accented. In any event, it's cool to be envied for something. Keep on writing, and I'll keep on reading
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hey! i just recently started reading, but i checked out those 100 things about you...do you think you could tell me about your ghost stories? i'm absolutely fascinated with ghost stories. thanks!
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Wow! I usually don't post very many notes, but I LOVE your diary. You're a really good writer. Finally someone explains how annoying Leslie Irene is!!! Like every other banner is hers! AHHHH! You have put into words exactly what I've felt. Thankyou.
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hey, love your diary!!
I a have question. in your diary, you say "As a sidenote, someone in the United Kingdom stumbled on my diary via a google search for "I am a midget." " I was wondering, how do you find that out? Because I know people have found my diary through search engines, but how do you find out what they searched under?
peace!
~Ella~
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Haha. I think the fact that Leslie Irene irritates you is hilarious, cause her page and excessive banners irritate me, too. It was funny because while reading your little blurb on how she irritates you, (I didn't know her real name at the time) I was thinking of how annoyed I get when I see the Porcelin Princess's diary banners, turns out that it's the same person. Anyhow, like you diary and I find your "little irks" quite funny, and interesting cause I can relate.
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Hey, it does help a lot and now I've got it. I figured it out after a couple tries and re reading a lot of things. hehe thanks so much I've been wondering how to do this trick for a while now. Thanks again!!!
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cool, you like letters to cleo... and, i admit, i hate the "leslie irene" diary. there's a banner on the page right now, and it's annoying me to pieces. i really appreciate your diary, anyway... yes. bye.
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Hey thanks for helping me, I sware I just have a couple more questions hehe do you use weblog style or do you have Gold memebership to make those extra pages.
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Hey I just wanted to say that your design is awesome, and I have a question. I don't know if this will make sense to you but I'll do my best lol, how do you make it possable on your page to click on a link and go to new page with more stuff on it without going to another website? I'm sorry if that doesn't make sense, if not then don't worry, like i can click on random and have me go that page I would like to do that how can I do that? thanks
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Hey again, I just wanted to say that I'm MUCH lazier than you in the 'none-shaving-of-legs-department' - every two weeks or once a week is enough for me! ~L xx
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:) Thankyou for having this diary, it rocks. ~L xx
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pumpkinfish : |
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it most definitely is an oxymoron. only an idiot would worry about being considered an idiot.
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Oh you must truly teach me the art of diplomacy! I loved how you handle that 'sticky' situation.
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lol! this is the most refreshing read i've had in a long, and i mean LONG, time! great diary!
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thrennion : |
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Just so you know, I am one of those weird people who does enjoy peppers and chocolate together. Blame it on being a Spanish Club geek. I also enjoy your diary tremendously. (I love that word.) Anyway, have a good day!
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i <3 your diary.
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Yikes about the tampon......you'd be amazed at how many women have to go see their gyno about that very same situation.
It happened to me. And the truly cringy part was that I had HMO at the time and had to get a referral from my PCP to go see the Gyno.
Oy vay.......he said he could take care of the situation, that I didn't need to see my gyno.
He removed it with much humor, much to my dismay.
A year or so later, I brought in a foster child to be examined......and in the child's ear, he pulled out a plastic pearl. I clapped my hands, and with much glee, stated I have a child with a treasure chest in his ear!
He looked at me, smirked, and said he remembered a treasure he found from me. =<
You truly must go get it checked out. Its dangerous to keep it in, if it's there. It will also lead to infection.......and a yucky smell.
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You are so cute! You and Paul make such a cute couple. =>
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I suck at Clue as well, but I just LOVE Clue. I don't know why..but I do!!
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I just wanted to say I loved your banner about the hover crafts, lol. Good diary :)
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I see you take great delight and humor in making up your titles for your entries! I enjoy reading those nifty titles. ;]
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OMG!!!!! Please stop eating ANYTHING from a self serve bin! Yikes......bacteria galore. And geez, it really does suck the way college students have to eat....I remember living off cheap hotdogs and pb&j sandwiches. =< Get well soon
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Just wanted to drop off some hugs and a short goodbye for now. I don't know when I will be back.
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Liz,
I hope that you are having a nice trek along the great nation. When you are down here in Texas, don't ferget yer charm and have sum fun! I also have a nice website for you to visit, since you had mentioned earlier that you saw Jesus in a bar. I felt the need to let you know He was probably looking for a date. This website will offer more of an explanation - www.dateJesus.com.
Ciao!
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Chester the Molester! I get alot of google hits on bigfatasses. I visualize people with a wee bit of humor looking up Chester. But with bigfatasses lookers, I visualize fat, dirty old men with hairy back and only a wifebeater tshirt sitting down and doing the nasty.
Hope you have a great 7 days........wow, what a travel plan and all in one day! =]
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Oh mon, vous cher chéri, j'aime ainsi Pepe LePeu ! Il est l'épitomé
de l'amour et roman.
Ps.....as bad as the movie was, I rather enjoyed the simpleness.
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hahahaha, I'm totally littering your notes section with my Donnie Darko propaganda. weeee. :) moving on, I think that image on my diary is kind of familiar to most people because whenever you'd see pictures of the movie (as scarce as they were) that was the main clip they'd use. one of the freakiest scenes in the film, no doubt. although I'd highly reccomend that movie to anyone. ciao!
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hey again! I thought I'd leave you a note now, since I've already signed your guestbook. anywho, the picture on my template is from the film Donnie Darko. it's my favorite movie and it has my favorite actor in it, and a Diaryland friend creatively put the design together. :) hehe!
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Aww shucks, thanks for the note! Your diary just cracks me up to no end! Diaries this cool should be illegal, except not, cause then I couldn't read yours! Okay, now I'm rambling, and I'm sure you see where I'm going with this, so that's all! :D
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You are my hero!
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heheheee, i like your diary, i clicked your banner and here i am saying WAY TO GO. yeah :)
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Jesus loves bars! I'm telling you. I always see him boozing it up...
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miss-edith : |
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Thanks for stopping by and pointing me towards your page! I'll be back . . .
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lilith73 : |
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Honestly. What would I do without your diary? It kills me. I swear, I laugh so hard I almost end up in tears. Trust me, much laughter is needed in my head..it combats the other shit floating around in there!
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miztenny : |
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hey where do you find the time to update so much, im amazed!! all your entrys are funny do you have any serious moments. :8)
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jettemarie : |
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Lol! Imagining a guy with rented furniture trying to impress his date...it entertained me more than it probably should have. In fact, I'm still giggling. =)
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21!? woah..nice..old..man.....don't break a hip now! ;) i am surprised you read my diary!
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jettemarie : |
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Just wanted to let you know that I enjoy your diary. Reading your entries always brings a smile to my face. =)
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"didn't even realize he ate it" and you BOUGHT THAT?! Juuuust kidding! cute banner, I clicked on in.
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I laugh with entries. You seem like a very open gal...I enjoy reading. The punk in the elavator - that was ironic! Check out this website: www.mulletjoe.com
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Actually, that is oooold information; probably, the statistic increased.
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love your diary...especially your entry about the punk kid in the elevator... made me laugh so hard... peace
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Ha-ha thanks for stopping by! My parents got those goofy chicken hats at a party/magic shop around here! They probably sell them all over though...
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thanx for the note! thanx for even looking at my diary....didnt think people acually did! i likes urs! its cute
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You sure that's a good thing? I'ma loser!! Haha. That's so cool that I just randomly find your journal and we have stuff in common!! Go us! Keep in touch!
Maddie
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No, it's OK - I'm a weirdo. You're not SUPPOSED to recognize them. ^_^
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Dude, I love you! ^__^ I read that post about your little vacuum cleaner revenge....that's hilarious! XD
You're awesome!! ~*Cat*~
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Hey you :) How are the random acts of stalking still holding up? Heehe and that invisible ice patch??
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loved the banner... and i completely understand what you mean about not dressing for your significant other... what the hell is the point?? keep writing... youre good at it :D
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Fabulous job pimping; if not for that puppy banner, I might never have had the pleasure of reading your journal. Brava!
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My god you do live above some dreadful 'fucktards'! => I remember having to deal with that crap as a renter. Rest assured, continue with your education, get your own home and these annoyances will leave you with fond memories later.
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I love how you write! If you were to make it less 'wordy' it just wouldn't do! I'm so happy I came across you.
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Thank you so very much for the lovely guest book signing and also for placing me on your list of favorites. Goodness, you will have much reading, if you read all. I'm happy the past week didn't scare you away. =/ & =>
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Oh how I laughed about the girl wanting to know what the capital of Latina was! I liked the entries I read, you seem to have an ardent style of writing. Latin, my dear helps you grasp the beautiful words of the universe.
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Your review is up at http://diaryreviews.diaryland.com/owcowkee.html. ~Vicky
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Wow. Thank you.
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Asshole frat boys!!!! *snicker*
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its fun to watch! i don't want to make anyone feel insecure though. plus, notice i didn't really mention anything about my dancing skills. haha :]
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I found your diary pretty entertaining, I read all the way back to...around Thanksgiving-time. I laughed, and I like the colors. Good.
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smurfxx : |
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Ok...see I tell people how I feel about them to their face...most of the time...hmm...
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I read your journal Liz :D
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