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from fallencupid :
gosh, where the hell have you been? been so long since we have heard from you or her0ine. glad you are back. i miss my favorite two reads! get any more piercings lately?
from angelface211 :
IM Me AIM----> Cutencangel
from itsalexas :
hey, i stumbled across her0ine's diary, and then found yours.....i like your writing, and her's too. ya'll are cute!
from rhymetime :
It's Jesus Day! Happy Jesus Day!
from rhymetime :
Not thirdquel, boy. THREEQUEL.
from rhymetime :
Do you want the potato? You can have him.
from rhymetime :
Shit, an update!?
from pygmilocks :
i keep forgetting how much i like reading your diary and all the pretty words.
from rhymetime :
Where have you been, silly fool!?
from rhymetime :
MY FISH DIED.
from rhymetime :
Named what!?
from rhymetime :
Two (2).
from venus-in-tar :
After a long hiatus, I checked my notes page and discovered a very sweet entry from you. I had kind of abandoned my onlne diary, but I realized that it makes a perfect (anonymous) outlet for my psycho tendencies. Anyway, thanks again for what you wrote; you have a beautiful writing voice & style and I really enjoy reading your entries.
from rhymetime :
Messenger pigeon. (I don't know how to spell pigeon!)
from rhymetime :
I could but I don't know where to send them.
from rhymetime :
Where have you gone!?
from zombieslayer :
You're a riot.
from rhymetime :
The fact that they make frozen toaster waffles also might be a part of it.
from rhymetime :
Just saying...
from rhymetime :
They say talking to yourself is a form of insanity, y'know.
from fallencupid :
lol! I love your entries. Bravo! Keep writing and humoring me each and everyday. Would you be interested in touching my butt? :-p
from pygmilocks :
i like your new layout. i have a new diary now if you're interested. the artist formerly known as pub-grrrl.
from pants4sale :
is not fuzzy!!
from her0ine :
it's neat. everyone thinks you rock. but they don't get to touch your butt. i do, though. it's a nice butt. maybe a little fuzzy but nice nonetheless.
from rhymetime :
Man, you are the greatest. Like, the fucking greatest.
from crapstein :
pretty diary...pretty/funny/nice/beautiful writing.....
from shutupmom :
oh yeah, one more thing. your set up is beautiful. so beautiful.
from shutupmom :
i was so completely drunk during that pledge of alligence entry. not bad for typin with one eye open, yay?
from fallencupid :
Congrats on your piercing! Trust me on this, you will get addicted to them. I know! I love piercings so much. I have 9 earrings and one belly button ring, although I plan to possibly get my nose done and maybe another belly button ring. Oh I love them so much. 9 earrings sounds like a lot but I have 5 on one side, and 3 on the other with one cartilige. I know what you mean bout your piercing seeming impersonal. They just care about getting you in and out, at least that is what I figured from my own piercing and watching my friends get pierced. Oh well.
from rhymetime :
Man, you need to, like, update more.
from fallencupid :
Hey! Glad to see you are back. I miss reading your diary. I wondered what happened to you. Anyways, can't wait to get back into the pipeline. :-)
from rhymetime :
Obo-> Or better offer. What would I use a soul for? Really now.
from m-shell-m :
yay! you updated! i didn't think you would agian :) yeah, i still read your diary. i'm a big dork :)
from rhymetime :
Social work! My life has a plan now! Social work!
from rhymetime :
You're alive again!
from her0ine :
bah! i left the u out of squeaky!!! that sucks.
from her0ine :
i know you won't get this for a while but..... hi boy!!! i love you. i wish i could hug you right this second. but i can't so i guess i'll have to settle for hugging you later. you make me so totally happy, you know? i wish you could update. i miss reading you. love, your sqeaky little girl. (me)
from fallencupid :
Hey! Well, I haven't been around your diary in a while, so I guess that is good since you haven't been able to update. How about that? lol Ah yes, the talk about college. Hopefully everything will work out for you. Anyways, just wanted to drop you a quick note. Bye!
from rhymetime :
ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?
from her0ine :
hahaha... look at that last note i left you. i'm such a dork. i'm sitting in front of my computer with a glass a gallon of milk and hershey's syrup. you should update more so i'd have something interesting to read when i can't sleep.
from her0ine :
...i'm sleepy. earl ran away. come be his replacement?
from pushandpull :
I hate you. I really hate you. Expecially since my father won't take me to see Bob Dylan, and I had to miss the Eagles. So, how fantabulous was it?
from kstarr :
do you have any hot pants? by any slim chance? or are those always the first to go .. *quicky latches on to all burroughs literature while you're checking for those hot-pants. cha cha cha.
from pushandpull :
Meep? Of all things, meep? How sad.
from fallencupid :
Hey there! I read your diary from time to time and I hadn't read in a while. But I read the entry where you are talking about being a good father and you want to have children and be with someone, but you still enjoy being "alone" or having your own personal time. I want the same things you do, well I want to be a mom, but that is beside the point. While I want these things, I want them later down the road. Right now I am happy with where things are and I have an amazing boyfriend. I just wanted to tell you I also shared your diary with him, and he agrees with you too and wants to be a great father to someone as well. I think it is great that there are finally some decent males out there who actually care about people and have more or less real feelings and aren't constantly driven by...well you know, their buddy in their pants. lol Anyways, keep up the good work and I will be back again soon. ~Fallen
from winkinkitty :
Hey babe. Just read your "thoughts" and know you are not alone. I fear that when I have children, they won't have a good father. I think you'd be able to help it though. Do not worry. You'll be a grand human being. It's predicting the actions of others that I fear. Love you josh josh!
from pub-grrrl :
it's good to see you can still get homemade bomb instructions on the internet these days.
from her0ine :
hey scorpio, just so you know, his computer died a while ago and he hasn't gotten around to fixing it yet. it sucks cause he can't update very often now.
from scorpio79 :
Where the hell have you been aquarius. I have not heard from you. I have still been reading your diary. You should come and leave me a note or sign my guest book. Hope to hear from you soon.
from her0ine :
guess what...
from her0ine :
i
from her0ine :
love
from her0ine :
you
from scorpio79 :
Don't let that shithead upset you, Josh. I am not really sure who the hell he is to make ridiculous suggestions just because of the way you write. I read some of his diary, it sucked. The only thing that I liked about it was the music, and he is a DJ, so he should know good music when he sees it. Want me to sting him?
from pushandpull :
Yes, that was cleaning out my diary. Because many of the entries were from a time in my life that I'm trying to forget. And those entries were just a painful reminder. So they're gone. And if you're going to be the epitome of corporate logo whore, I want to take your picture and make it art. Maybe write some songs about you. Hah. -Tara.
from her0ine :
yeah. you can't have nerd-boy, that just wouldn't be right. but nerd-monkey, that's rockin'. oh hell yeah. i like nerd-monkey.
from monkeydoo :
nerdboy is taken. nerd-boy is not. either way, it only represents a part of me....how abotu nerd-monkey?
from monkeydoo :
word. yeah, i think we were the last stop on the tour before Mrs. Weiland has a baby and they go back into the studio. i saw them for the first time last summer and they blew me away. at the festival they played a lot of older stuff, but it was still rocking.
from backagain :
Hmm, I could use some new pants. (Not like you probably don't get that comment all the time... Oy vey). Anyway, thanks so much for reading my diary. You have a great writing voice, very accessible and honest. I will most certainly be back to read everything, though not right now because I am sleepy and I'm not sure my exhausted blond brain would do it justice. ~ Shan
from fallencupid :
Hey! I checked out your diary from a link I followed and I enjoyed browsing through yours. I hope you get a chance to take a look at mine and leave a note while you are there. Hope to see you around! Thanks for a great visit! ~Fallen
from scorpio79 :
Good morning to you Aquarius
from pub-grrrl :
i like your stuff. a guy that talks about hair and clothes and has good taste in music and movies, oh my...
from pushandpull :
it's gone. shoulder length curly hair has been reduced to an inch and a half. oh my. and can i buy some of these pants?
from pushandpull :
no pez? oh how the gods must hate me. what if i got a stalin shaped pez dispenser?
from pushandpull :
that's better. thank you.
from her0ine :
hey! you know what yould be really sexy? if you put my panties on and danced around and did naughty things. and said my name. that would be really sexy. think about it. i know i will.
from pushandpull :
of course i'm not human! what's wrong with you, it says "i, robot" for a reason. because i am a robot. anyways, i'm not really sick anymore. drugs made me better.
from m-shell-m :
thanks :) i hope that you're right and that positive things will come as a result of this. i just can't shake how abadoned i feel by my friends. but who know's maybe lots of great happy things will come as a result... who knows. ...michele
from m-shell-m :
thanks for the message. its exciting that someone (besides me) reads my diary :) your diary is great. the way that you expresss yourself is very relatable. i have lots of fun reading it :)
from pushandpull :
I've had enough tea in the past 2 weeks to fill a small pond. It's my father's solution for everything.
from monkeydoo :
i think one of the main reasons i like to smoke alone is because somewhere in my value-system i think it is cool. plus, when alone, no one can laugh at the fact that i am just a nerd trying to be cool.
from pushandpull :
Is there something wrong with us?
from her0ine :
hey!!! me too.
from pushandpull :
I scrolled to the end of the q's. I thought you should know.
from her0ine :
don't get me wrong monkeydoo. if i never socialized again i would still smoke. and most of my private ideas of paradise include being completely alone and having endless cigarettes. i love smoking. everything about it. yep.
from her0ine :
hey. hey you, boy... i love you. you make me smile just knowing you exist.
from monkeydoo :
thanks for the congrats on 200, not quite a birthday but close.
from monkeydoo :
i am just the opposite, i love to smoke alone. don't know why. i mean, yes, typically when hanging with people smoke i tend to get the urge...but what makes me want to smoke most is sitting in my room in the dark at a window listening to music.
from her0ine :
if it weren't for cigarettes, i wouldn't socialize at all. i hate smoking alone. i just got my first cigarette since i left your house last night. 20 hours later. never have i had such a buzz from nicotine. that's why i don't drive stoned, i was having a hard enough time staying in my lane after having smoked one little cigarette. one pretty little loving cigarette. he was my friend. and now he's gone. how sad. there are 19 more of him in my car...
from winkinkitty :
Hehe:) You said wee-doggy on monkeydoo's messages. Those were good times. "I like cheese." "I Like grits." "I like cheese grits." I miss those days, Josh josh. But its better now. Love ya.~Liz
from pushandpull :
I found that I could relate all too well to the story about the overfilled pockets, except it's my overfilled wallet. Scary, really.
from winkinkitty :
I'm sorry to hear you are feeling awful. I hope you feel better, josh josh! Love ya! Liz
from winkinkitty :
My Josh Josh is my best friend! I love ya, babe, and I'm glad that you're happy now! It makes me happy:) I miss you and am sorry I might not be in Charlotte for the summer. That's ok. We'll still see each other. Good luck with everything ;-D. Love you! ~Liz
from her0ine :
i was trying to think of something cute and witty to say here. something that expresses everything i feel when i think about you (which is all the time really). something that hints at all the schemes i've come up with to make you happy. but i can't think of anything. i can say this though: i love you my darling boy. i'd like to show you just how much. (if only you'd stop going away.)
from helenmarie :
Take advantage of school breaks while you can. You'll miss them when you're a 9 to 5 slave chained to a desk working all year round except for your 6 measly paid holidays.
from pushandpull :
I have decided to make you one of my heros. You leave me nice things and good advice. That's hero worhty.
from her0ine :
damn you. why can't you be home. i want to hug you. RIGHT. NOW.
from her0ine :
i. miss. you.
from her0ine :
hello boy. damn lucky snow. you're falling down and giggling with it. i wish we could be falling down and giggling together.
from helenmarie :
Your "Jack" story was awesome. I'm going to pass it around to everyone I know. Eventually someone will probably try to steal credit for it, so you might want to hire a lawyer. But, the point is that I liked it a lot.
from monkeydoo :
weird how you come across people and find all the little connections. my name was going to be josh and my roommate named his last car, a Delta Royale, "Lucille." you are an interesting fellow.
from monkeydoo :
your choices are also rocking. Sedaris is one of my idols. awhile ago, a version of The SantaLand Diaries played here and was pretty good. i can read his stuff anytime just to be inspired.
from her0ine :
hey! and also grrr!
from pants4sale :
checking to make sure the damn thing works.

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