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Patty!!! You have to email me your address mine is [email protected], and on myspace I'm betchyinthepink aswell. I got no other way of contacting you!!! Get in touch soon!

from hissandtell :

Demeter Fragrance Library has a cologne called Chocolate Chip Cookie - that sounds right up ol' Wentworth's alley! (My husband goes completely crazy when I wear one called Raspberry Jam - it must remind him of late-night boarding school supper-snacks, or something equally seductive in the mind of a starving boy-child...) Love, R xxx

from swimmmer72 :

yeah, you are pretty funny and i've really enjoyed your stories from way back. i'm not planning any exodus from dland; maybe because i'm older and it's easier to stay put when i find something i like. a lot of my favorites have drifted off, too. some to myspace, some to LJ, some have just stopped writing. when i think of the amount of time i spend here i think of cutting back, but it gives me an outlet for thoughts and pictures i wouldn't have otherwise, so i'm probably here for a while. keep writing - you have interesting things to say! :)

from rabbitwister :

So, how big does a boy's smile have to be to take your breath away? I'm just saying.......

from swimmmer72 :

for what it's worth, i think i know a bit about women and a cute girl WILL still take my breath away with a smile! but, yeah, i'm dumb like that... :)

from abittergirl :

Myspace is based in Santa Monica and there was a big power outage there today where a transformer blew or something like that due to some heat related issues (or so they said on the news tonight), so that's why Myspace is down. They actually mentioned it in the news report that Myspace was down because of it. It was hot as hell here today.

from lyssbobiss :

Thank you! Oh, happy day, I can read his poetry now.

from lyssbobiss :

God bless, that is one hot man. I cannot wait till his new show starts. Thank you for the loveliness.

from hissandtell :

Ah, rearranging furniture is always a good thing (a change is as good as a holiday, and all that). Buy the rug! You know you want to! Love, R xxx

from sexyatheist :

i love britney. like, a lot. but i have to agree. i only saw a clip but she looked awful. pregnant or no she should have looked MUCH better.

from toastcrumbs :

Your comments have been disabled. And you're guestbook is not working. Appreciate the work that it took to get you this comment. Um, so Clay Aiken? So wrong. For so many reasons. I got your tag - and fully intend to participate at some point. You're on the edge of your seat. You would think 3:15 a.m. would be a good time to do it, but instead I am signing random guestbooks. p.s. I loved Shopgirl - the book is one of my all-time faves.

from myhappiness :

you've been tagged, read my diary ;)

from hissandtell :

Heartbreaking; what a moving entry about your mum's father. Every Anzac Day here (25 April) I tend to feel the exact same thoughts as you've so eloquently expressed. It's all such a tragic, horrible loss. Love, R xxx

from hissandtell :

Hi - amazingly, I clicked on your banner the other day and ended up staying for ages reading you and enjoying your writing enormously. Thanks so much for adding me to your list - I'm looking forward to catching up on more of your older entries. (And I see we have a few buddies in common!) Love, R xxx

from lyssbobiss :

I saw! How exciting is this, seriously? I have been going through MAJOR Gale withdrawal.

from chickpea981 :

*hug*

from swimmmer72 :

sure, i still read. you post, i read. and yes, it is too bad they cancelled love monkey since it was the only place i ever listened to teddy geiger. hope you get yours tomorrow, sounds like it's time! ;)

from greeneyez85 :

so ive been reading you for a while...and i got to wondering if you joined the rest of the world in getting a myspace account...? lemme know... ;)

from daisy624 :

Hey girlie, glad you had a fun weekend! The BSB DVD, I wasn't sure where Shana got it, but I saw it at Walmart the other night for like, 13 bucks. Pick it up!! The video for "I Still..." is hot!

from bindyree :

Just had to stop by and tell you -- Happy New Year! And I'm glad you're on my Buddy List. ♥

from greeneyez85 :

hahaha! thats true. dead bodies usually stink a lil more than BO. well...depending on who you are...haha!

from jimmysworld :

No casket? Thats kinda problem. Just a big ditch?

from super-allie :

Haha, it was the first note after I deleted all the others. :P Glad to finally have a new note in there though, it was sorta lonely. lol

from beltwaybelle :

Hi! Stopping by after clicking on a banner. I don't like NASCAR either. Cheers!

from myhappiness :

oh..yeah, thanks for the info about Tim Burton & his girlfriend.

from bindyree :

RE The rugby game at midnight: Well, it just goes to show you. Some assholes are destined to attract fuzz. :-)

from betchy :

if you stop updating as much i will be very sad as i will miss you. loved the pics by the way x

from betchy :

patty i have missed you!!!!!! happy new year and all that, just read through a few of your entries that i missed, isnt it about time you let us see your Vegas piccies? i mean come on!! hope you had a lovely christmas etc, oh and how would a unicorn shaped one even work? did you read my entry about my Granddad telling me i need to get myself a rabbit? ok, gotta go love ya xxxxxxx

from betchy :

Patty i had a dream about you last night! in it you had a little boy who was about three, and i came to your place to get ready to go out, but your new boyfriend was there. he was nice looking with blonde hair, and he was 42 but he only looked 17! and he was really horrible to me!

from dooki :

This is the beautiful thing about my job. If I'm ever running late, or I've had a shitty morning, there will be people waiting for me to open. However...any other day, they won't even start showing up until the afternoon. You know what else sucks? That one customer that was waiting for me didn't buy anything. In fact, she only spent about 2 minutes looking around and then left. Since it is raining, I won't have ANY customers all fucking day. Seems neat, but it sucks. So if you get bored, why don't you make a survey and I'll take it. mmmkay? That'd be just great.

from betchy :

aw thanks Patty *blushes* i have never been told i look like a movie star!!! but i am still nowhere near as gorge as you, you look like a..a...a pop star!!!! *mwah*

from drmz-of-him :

Coolies! I hope you have a blast! Mwah!

from evilestone :

Suggestion... Lots of pics of the nakedness and naughtiness... Gee, that was an easy suggestion to predict, huh? ; )

from betchy :

you're welcome! i really hope i look as good as you when i am 40. actually, i wish i looked as good as you right now! avalonte is going to host some piccies for me so you will be able to see what i look like soon. and fenton!

from asdotcom :

Any will-writing tips? Sigh.

from dooki :

NO, those 20M were across America. The projected eliegible voters was 130million, with only 113 actually counted. I don't know what those 20 million were doing, smoking crack? Killing time? Watching reality TV? Regardless, something needs to be done about this devision. At least Kerry had the decency to concede, unlike Gore, so we don't have to wait around for Bush to win. And he would have, regardless of all the recounts, he would have won because the US is a bunch of fucking misinformed degenerits.

from evilestone :

Sent to your email...

from evilestone :

OOOoooo, bad girl! You haven't filled out my new survey yet. Shame on you! ; )

from asdotcom :

Grazi.

from betchy :

patty, where is your entry on how to do anal sex? i cant find it and i want to add it to my fave entries. how dumb am i? i have only just realised you can do that! and three people have one of my entries as faves!

from salazabr :

Yet more salt in the wound of not havin the WB. :( Thanks for the updates though, I hope to catch them in re-runs when I finally get the WB...if I do that it is.

from betchy :

i am sorry for being so stupid, i should have known you didnt mean to be nasty! i was just being a silly moo. i still love you lots! forgiven?

from asdotcom :

What, are you kidding me? Sucks as a singer, but definitely hittable. (And although she's not the best actress in the world, neither is Tom Welling. They both get by.)

from salazabr :

Yeah, they are very pumpkiny so if you don't like pumpkin I would stay away.

from asdotcom :

Thanks for trying anyway. I guess it must have been frozen from lack of use or something. That's the way today went.

from asdotcom :

It's been a week! Let me know when you feel up to hearing my thoughts on women getting less pay. If that's not today, that's fine... just let me know when. Meanwhile, have a great weekend!

from chickpea981 :

I adore you! (as if I really needed to say that!)

from betchy :

my MooMoo is a black and white tuxedo cat! with a little pink nose!

from liesal1979 :

Me Unloved!!! Yep! I just kinda feel that my friends aren't there for me at the moment! I get all paranoid all the time that they are doing things & not inviting me, i can't explain it without sounding like a freak! xx

from phangasm :

Mmm, good questions. I'll have to work on them.

from asdotcom :

Yeah, well, the conversation's not over yet. :o) I've seen a lot of hate evolve from different political views. I'm going to address your women vs. men concern later. But right now, I have to get back to work. (Making more money than the uh... 29 year old woman down the hall. ;o) )

from chickpea981 :

then I guess all is balancing out because our boy dog looks kinda girly! Guess a purple harness will be purchased now since she chewed through the black one last night.

from betchy :

its fine honey, really. i guess even betchy gets the blues sometimes! i really really doubt i am pregnant. there is such a small chance it could happen anyway, plus i havent been having enough sex!

from betchy :

lisa only has to walk past a cup of spunk to become pregnant. i, however, am 90% infertile, so it is v. unlikely.

from betchy :

i wish i was just hungover! i will be ok tomorrow i expect. thanks for the note sweetie, love you lots!

from might-could :

Yeah, I wish I knew HTML too. I have the college textbook on Dreamweaver and I've done 6 of the 17 lessons...slacker. I need to get back to it so I can "someday" have a nice blog. My public one is ozarklily.diaryland (which is a DL template). Cheers

from dooki :

I loooove Baker Brothers. Man, if you ever want a lot of salad, those fuckers will hook you up.

from liesal1979 :

hi Patty... Know what you mean about the co-worker being off sick. Mick at my work was supposed to open up yesterday before me and darren arrived at 9.30. Instead he decided not to come in and not tell anyone!! Have a good weekend chick.. Take care L xxx

from dooki :

By the way, I fucking hate Freebirds. You know who makes a good burrito? Chipotle.

from betchy :

patty cakes, you know i am not really into the whole baby thing either, but holy shit! george is like, beyond cute! and he is so good! i think thats what is making me think i want one. i promise, no more baby talk in my diary, but i really had nothing else to talk about, because that was all i did last night.

from dooki :

Thanks for the Kroger tip. I think I might just go rack up on some SOUP!

from liesal1979 :

i KNOW he is good in bed! He is amazing we have had sex 3 times and each time is better then the last. The last text i had from him said weekdays are difficult but he would at the weekend, so thats it i am leaving it until later in the week. xxx

from salazabr :

Yeah but it's only TV so we have to suspend belief to a certain extent.

from liesal1979 :

Dan is promising sex and has been texting me all afternoon after i text him, Fancy a fuck? Just a fuck? I know i am being stupid but he is INCREDIBLY good in bed! And after the build up all weekend that never happened, i am one big Horny thing! So....Dunno really, Everyone said 2 leave it, and i know i should darren said if you want a shag just tell him, so i did!!!! Hope ur ok chick?? xxx

from betchy :

i know its good innit! i like sex with sean, because we have been doing it for like, two years, and the first time we ever did it he made me wear his arsenal shirt (football team we both support) and i let him do his stuff on my tits! it was legendary! glad you like using the old british words, i cant believe you dont use "wanker" in the states, it is one of my absolute faves ever! lisa is having a shitty time with dan at the moment, he is blowing hot and cold with her. i think she should just blow him out, but he keeps promising her sex! now she is actually contemplating sending him a text! now he really is a wanker!

from salazabr :

Lionel is still dying and Lex is still sick, they do seem to be just glossing over it. We'll have to see if they ever tie up those loose ends.

from iheart2rock :

well, you asked, so i'll tell... the infamous "vomit in the pool" incident occured when i was a senior in high school, on a class trip to florida. we were basically horseplaying and being juvenille, and then this douchebag little freshman-- named garrett, i still remember who it was, haha-- pushed me down underwater. when i came up, i was choking and coughing and gasping for air. and somehow i managed to throw up. so it's not like i went in the pool with a damn flu or anything. anyway, after it happened i was like "oh my gosh, what did i just do?" and i felt bad, but, in my state of stupor, i thought "eh, maybe no one will notice." needless to say, people did notice the water, and everyone evacuated to the spa immeadiately-- but to this day, no one knows it was me. ha! i wanted to mention it a couple months later when i gave the graduation speech, and maybe apologize or at least reveal myself, but i decided not everyone would understand or care, and i'd come across as an ass. however, i've decided that when i publish a book, it will be titled "it was me who threw up in the pool on our senior trip to florida." this is a long note, but, yeah... that's the story.

from daisy624 :

Nothing's really going on with me. Nothing too life altering and damaging anyway. I was just thinking a lot about what's going on with the people in my life the other night when I wrote my last entry, so it's not all about the same person. I'm (mostly) ok, I promise.

from chickpea981 :

Ya know, had I left sooner I would have met my cuckold guy in person in an odd setting... probably would have been way more worth it than that stupid gorilla ass motherfucker going psycho on me. Freaks. And Jon Bon Jovi - holy fucking fuck! He's so worthy of a good tongue bathing.

from liesal1979 :

Hope your day gets better chick! xx

from liesal1979 :

Hope your day gets better chick! xx

from liesal1979 :

Hope your day gets better chick! xx

from liesal1979 :

Hope your day gets better chick! xx

from liesal1979 :

Hi...hmm lets clear one thing up, did not screw random guy under blanket, just a bit of mutual masterbation! Thats the point, i'm not pathectic just sound a bit like it at the mo!! xx

from icedmilk :

Hey, I noticed that you had my review site as a favorite. Thanks <3 -Kelsey, Iced Milk Reviews

from betchy :

yeah, i know, it has ben doing my head in a bit, but i dont want to seem horrid! the one who just came out of the 10 year relationship keeps interrupting my lunchtimes, which is , quite clearly DIARYLAND time. but no, she sits and witters on. ho hum. the other one though, i cant really say anything bad about, because she did everything for me when i broke up with wizz. and i mean EVERYTHING! so i dont mind listening to her so much. we do have some sort of idea that her mum is putting ideas in her head, but until we speak to the police on saturday we cant really assume too much. hopr you're ok my lush girl, speak soon xxx

from liesal1979 :

Yep, Know I'm stupid and everytime (again am aware i am stupid!) i swear its not gonna happen again, and it does! We shall see and i shall keep you updated! This could turn into a whole different kinda diary!!! xx

from asdotcom :

C'mon, Patty. While the Partridge Family may be fun and entertaining, I don't really think they epitomize cool.

from phangasm :

Mmm, toe sucking. I was going to write an entry on that!

from girlygirl83 :

Yeah, I'm sure that it will make me apperciate life alot more. Have a great day!

from betchy :

but since i found you i have loved you unconditionally and left you notes almost every day. i do love you patty. i love you so much i screwed up your notes page with too many kisses remember? xxx

from ionme :

that didn't make sense....you know what i mean ;P----

from ionme :

ew, keanu or not - i don't get into foot sex lol.....i have a serious problem with other people's feet. i don't like them to come anywhere near me - except maybe during sex :D

from yakkety-yak :

you have been quoted and credited. thanks for finding the entry!

from liesal1979 :

Hi, Thats for the advice. I didn't text last night..Yeah Me. Hope your ok, & thanks for being my first note! Oh the shame!! (No really, i'm suer i'll get over it! LOL)

from idiot-milk :

People suck, yes, so it's perfectly reasonable to hate them. I'm not firmly convinced that you can have too much sex, though. Not firmly convinced at all, nope.

from girlygirl83 :

Hey thanks for the sweet note. How are you doing? I like those pics. They are hot. I think that Hospice will be good for me too. If I don't cry all of the time. I'm sure that it's a sad sad sad place. I hope that i'm strong enough to do it. Yeah, I guess that once you get married your life does change alot and what you once thought was important suddenly isn't important anymore. I'm just glad that my sister is nice to me, and she's married. Oh well, I hope that your doing good. Have a great weekend!

from asdotcom :

Don't go back looking for it. Her mom (yeah, her mom edits her diary) deleted most of the entries so me, my friend Mark, and Pete look like total tools because she picked and choosed what she'd leave up. // I'll see what I can pull off just for you.

from asdotcom :

Ha ha ha! You read kitty-kaboom? Did you read that whole big blowout we had in her comments section?

from betchy :

yeah, i know , she is quite a pitiful creature most of the time actually, at least you dont have to put up with her in real day-to-day life (i know that she is going to see this note, i'm not just being mean). i mean god, it takes her greatest pal ever, becky, to get her any notes at all! and her buddylist is made up purely of my faves! just remember who you loved first patty! xxx

from liesal1979 :

HOLA. Well ok, yep i am on my way home now and getting ready yo smile at people! I know i should put all eggs one basket, but facing facts i like the guy. there will be more, and i lied, there is no more than sex. sex is the be all and end all!!! I'll let u know how the smiling went!xx

from betchy :

patty, you leave lisa a note today, and none for me? what is up with that? oh and what entry was it it that you wrote about that guy and his "tallywhacker"? i need to quote it!

from liesal1979 :

Hola Patty.... Wisdom and wise, Those are my two words to describe you today! Makes sense. I text him and then i don't, so keep him thinking the way he is keeping me thinking! I like it!! The sleepover/shagathon thing was in hindsight a bad idea, but he was so damn good, i'm glad that i did it in case i never see hime agin. see thats my main problem. I think "How can anyone fancy me??" so i assume they don't and put too much pressure on. I am gonna back off a bit with Dan. If he doesn't come down this weekend, then i'll see him soon. theres more to life than sex. And if u believe that you'll believe anything! Thanks for the advice chick i really appreciate it!! xxx

from asdotcom :

That would be my delicious ankle. Mmm-mm!

from betchy :

what did you think hump was then? something dirty knowing you!!!

from betchy :

i didnt put any bad language in the e mail i promise! but i will send another. hump is when you get annoyed with someone. minnie is a vagina. happy now?

from betchy :

patty i wish i hadnt read about your friends rabbit, i hate stories about horrid things happening to anmimals! i'm sad now. i have sent you an e mail with the secret on it. its not as exciting as you may have thought, but dont tell anyone!

from betchy :

yeah i will probably unlock soon. do you want to know a secret?

from betchy :

yeah the work bit is over i am just here catching up with my notes and things. yeah, sorry about that note, i didnt realise it would make your notes go all skewif. but i do love you even though you had to delete it. so, 70 listing you as a fave!! go you! i think i have got 29. thats pretty crap isnt it? but then i have had to lock my diary, and i have only been on d-land since april. but still, i want 70 like you!!!

from betchy :

patty i think i broke your notes page with too many kisses! sorry x

from yakkety-yak :

patty i have listed you as a fave.

from coldfiltered :

Lane bryant, a tad expensive, worth it to me for a fabulous bra

from coldfiltered :

hey, they make sexy dd bras. Thats how big my boobies are and I have purple bras and teal bras and green bras and I just bought a sexy lacy black push up type bra that came with little removable air sacs.

from betchy :

yeah, but i didnt have any, for like a day and a half! and also i dont have comments or guest book or anything, so it looks like i have more but really i dont its just that notes is the only way people can contact me. and also i am an attention whore!

from betchy :

hell patty you are HOT! no wonder you're getting fucked all the time you are one sexy mama!! and you definately do not look your age. ye ha!

from betchy :

yeah i get a little lonely sometimes! patty honey, i just went to that address you left me, and i keep getting the error page for d-land, are you sure you left me the right address?? i really want to see what you look like! okay okay, i'm sure i didnt type it in wrong anyway, i tried three times. send it to me again x

from betchy :

patty please leave me a note! no-one is leaving me any today and i feel ever so lonely and unloved. i have not had one single note all day! and i do love you very much because you're so pretty (i imagine).

from betchy :

patty i have missed you while i have been away, have you missed me? i am so glad you are getting hot sex. yay for us having hot sex! isnt it just the best? i mean the absolute best? is there anything better than good sex, because if there is i need to try it! x

from klcroft :

You are so damn awesome!

from dooki :

I'm glad you linked me in your diary, when referring to corn poo. In a strange way, I'm a little proud to be an American. So, when are you coming to my store to irritate me? Were you the Jesus in your life weirdo? Or the lady who pissed in my dressing room? If you're good, I'll tell you the name of my store and you can come see me...NAKED AND COVERED IN CORN POO. grrrrrrrr

from hamiltonian :

I love your journal.. I'll be back...

from pocket-pool :

When I decided to lock my diary due to excessive bullshit hate mail and such, I sent an email to everyone who had put me on their fav list giving username and password. Most don't seem to have gotten the mail, so here I am cluttering your notes page. The words you need are "stone" and "wall", without the quote marks of course. xoxox

from salazabr :

Umm...they kind of frown on taking pictures at the gym...sorry.

from onewetleg :

yay for taking my survey! thanks patty, you're the best! love, jj

from salazabr :

Picture of what?

from clown-review :

Hey. Were a new review site looking for some people to review. Your review will be really speedy. Thanks!

from betchy :

well i am glad that its not anything serious, i was a bit concerned i must say!!! and richard marx!!! i loved his song hazard. it was the best. leave me a note soon you sexy thing, you!!!

from betchy :

patty! you cant just write "we did IT" and not give details. some of us arent getting IT!! we have to amuse ourselves listening to tales of you doing IT!! (and by amuse ourselves i do not mean touch ourselves. remeber i only have access at work, i think it would be frowned upon). i demand details now!!

from betchy :

from reviewcity :

Hey I'm done with your review! Thanks for giving me a good diary to work with, I appreciate that. :)

from sexycreature :

I had the same problem with ccbill! It never would accept my password that I entered to cancel my subsription. Fuckers.

from betchy :

oh yeah? what sort of phone call was that then?

from betchy :

no way, if he would have put it in my arse i may have passed out!!!! jeez!!! let me know what you think of the list, if theres anything you want me to add let me know!!

from betchy :

patty make a new survey!!!! and also did you see my translations list?? i made it just for you! xxx

from betchy :

patty make a new survey!!!! and also did you see my translations list?? i made it just for you! xxx

from dooki :

I don't work in a mall, are YOU crazy? Fuck malls, dude. I work on lower greenville, near all the bars and stuff. We're just a little boutique and there is only one store. Did you just join my notify list? If you didn't, why not? Don't you want to make the sweetest of love to me?

from betchy :

i cant tell hi because he is a player and he would really freak. i know he would. i have heard him talk about girls that like him, and he calls them stalkers and stuff. its much better if he doesnt know. he only likes me as a friend i know that. his brother even told me last week how much he respects me as a friend. i would like nothing more than him to declare his hidden feelings for me, but it just isnt going to happen so there is no point me even thinking that he might. sad but true. *sigh* i wish i was like you patty!!!

from betchy :

yes a snog is a kiss!!! i know it is probably all my own fault, but i really cant tell him how i feel.. it would be too hard. i do feel a bit better today, but i still feel sick every time i think of her tongue being in his mouth. aaarrrgh!!! never mind. thanks for the note honey xxx

from betchy :

he could well be my dear patty. i dont think he thinks with his brain he thinks with his tallywacker!!! he probably doesnt think he did anything wrong. oh well. boss wants to come round mine tonight, and vicky used to like him (read some old entries its in there). he isnt fenton, but i could probably fuck him if i tried. he's not exactly ugly. and he's of the dark skinned variety, so would probably have a generous package!!!

from betchy :

i would love to do something to make her look stupid, but then i would just end up looking like an evil, jealous bitch (which i am). i have been friends with her such a long time, and its not like i havent given her a chance to explain, i have text her, and left 2 voicemails asking her to phone, but she is choosing to avoid me. there can only be one reason for that right? at least i was trying to let her explain herself but she has chosen not to. GOD!!!! i hate feeling like this, like i am not good enough, and feeling betrayed. i hate having negative feelings full stop!!!! thanks for the note honey x

from betchy :

popped his freshly washed tallywacker in your mouth??? i am laughing so hard right now!!! why didnt i get sex? no, i just get fent declaring his passions for vicky. what a shit life. one person in the whole world that i like. ONE PERSON and they like vicky. well, she aint getting invited out again.

from chickpea981 :

I was using this Donna Karan thing that went with my perfume, the alternative to that being bath and body works. I must have 10 different scents from B&BW that I alternate. This was some weird thing from the body shop that my friend gave me. Shoulda known better. And I want your weekend for the sex. I so could have used that and yeah, fmaily can be a beating, but I could have used a dose of them too.

from chickpea981 :

Tide is the devil! The devil I say! That damn detergetn sends my entire body into hives and itches for days. My oh so fragile cooter couldn't handle some anti-bacterial soap so it looks like it's back to the expensive body washes I used to use. And once again, I want your weekend!

from betchy :

i would say i am not jealous but i would be lying. my weekend was shit. SHIT!!! i am the worst friend known to man, and i am ugly and fat. and i am also not my friend vicky which would have been an advantage this weekend apparently.

from betchy :

did you get your sex on sat afternoon then? oh i have joined notifylist btw, and also is patty your real name?

from betchy :

as long as you're not crossing your legs!!! oh, god i make myself laugh!!!

from betchy :

a u.s size 14 is a u.k size 18, so i love u.s sizing, because in your sizes i would be a 12!!! which sounds really slim in engalnd!! well my dear patty, i hope you see trucker this weekend, i expect stories of sexual daring, and dirty escapades (although do not do the bottle thing i once did. apart from anything else, it is NOT attractive look in a girl) for when i return on monday. i live in the hope of getting laid this weekend also, but its more likely that i will turn into a squirrel, as me getting laid is not a very common occurance these days since i got fat and stopped being a slapper!!! have a dirty weekend my dear, try and get enough for both of us!!!

from asdotcom :

Oh, how I wish I could. There are four of us, though, and we're only driving through Dallas, not stopping. See, we have to get to Las Vegas. We are driving from Hawkins to Las Vegas with no resting in between. One day I am going to come visit you, though. That's my plan. -AS!

from betchy :

is that a size 14 uk or us sizing? i used to resemble sporty spice when i was young (and slim) but mostly because i wore my hair in a pony all the time and wore sporty clothes. i look nothing like her. or ginger. i am a little short arse, a size 16 (uk, size 12 us), i also have huge boobs, and a huge arse!!! they have always been that way regardless of what my weight is! my hair is really long, to my waist, and blonde, got brown eyes, small nose, small ears, big lips, and rosy cheeks!!! can you picture me now?? and yeah post one of you and trucker, i want to see what he looks like too!!! xxx

from betchy :

aw, thanks sweetie, thats nice to hear. so, girly pants, when are you going to post some piccies of yourself on this here website??? i picture you with red hair, i dont know why. and brightly coloured clothes, and real pretty eyes, lots of make-up (but not in a gross way) and really smiley!!! am i anywhere near close? what do you reckon i look like?? its fun to try and guess!!!

from betchy :

hey miss pattykins, just took your new survey!!! now go check out my answers you old slapper you (that was a joke by the way!!)

from gumphood :

Ahhh, but you make it sound so easy, as if everyone did it. But there is something else behind it. Why this way? Is it your prefered method? What about the symantics..who goes where, and where to meet up and who pays for what. I am not saying I don't understand the concept, I am interested in the details.

from gumphood :

So wait a sec. You are 40? Now, how does the whole meeting thing take place? This interests me because I bet you have some strange stories. email me if you want. [email protected]

from betchy :

gosh, i made some typo's in that last note. how unfortunate. anyway miss patty, you are neither of those 3 things. some people are so nice they arent even considered a slapper. my emma, she is a naughty naughty girl when we go out, but because she is so nice, we just say she is a bit generous with her love. and you had some the other day, but hadnt for a while so you cant be anything of those things. they get it far more frequently. at least once a week!!!!

from gumphood :

so wait, I read your notes, and you are and older slut? I don't beleive it!? haha. Strange. Anyway I don't know what a slapper is either. She' confused the shit out of me.

from betchy :

a slapper is like a like a slut, but a bit nicer. nobody likes sluts, but slappers tend to have a few fiends around them, whereas sluts are only ever seen with tiny clothes on and men touching them up. slags are about the same as sluts, but tend not to dress as provocatively. i would defiantely not call you a slut pattymelt, because you are too nice and too funny!!!!

from betchy :

in england its legal to have sex at 16 so technically i wouldnt have been breaking the law. but i just couldnt allow myself, i know i would have regretted it afterwards. even if it was good!!! i dont want to get my old reputation as a slapper back. it started when i did these three brothers.......then their friends...before you know it your phone numbers over the walls of public toilets all over weston!!!!!!

from betchy :

yeah i could do with a good seeing to right about now!!! i am glad you missed me, i think something is missing in my life, because i was excited about getting back to work so i could check my d-land!!! maybe its the lack of sex thats missing because i went straight to mygrey's diary!!! ye ha, that bloke can get me going!! the seventeeny was not called toby, i am not sure what his first name was, i was only introduced to him as "beecham". do you think i was a complete knob not getting that blokes number last night?

from betchy :

hey gorgeous girl, congrats on the fucky fucky, i havent had none of that since 12th june. how sad. i did get offered it twice this weekend though!!! did you miss me? leave me a note you crazy cat, i am so jealous of you!!!

from ionme :

that's true. i am very open with some of my friends but i don't trust a lot of them. certain friends know pieces of me that other's don't and i like to keep it that way. i don't want to have to hold back anything in my diary - then it wouldn't be me and i would lose my escape. i also locked it because of work. i didn't like knowing there could be some ugly fat hairy guy jerking off to my diary either. ew

from ionme :

yea, it was hell. i locked it because i didn't like anyone being able to google cock and getting my diary, ha. and because i don't want anyone i know to find it, belive me - they want access!!!

from ionme :

do you ever notice we always update at the same time? watch, i'll jinx it now.

from divaredneck :

www.loveshackforfun.com

from asdotcom :

:oD Thanks, dude!

from onewetleg :

thanks for the heads up. try it now! love,

from krugerpak007 :

Thanks for your note. Have a good weekend! XOXOXOX Kathy

from salazabr :

Yeah, hairy is definitely a bad thing for guys and girls. ;)

from salazabr :

LOL!! Even I don't like hairy guys, there are some at the gym who scare me. ;)

from betchy :

aw, honey, did you miss me when i didnt update?? bless you. and i do feel better now thank you.

from betchy :

patty you totally ROCK the dancefloor, and i love you. just felt the need to share that x

from invisibledon :

thanks for doing my justaboutsex survey

from idiot-milk :

That would be lovely, but sadly, they monitor phone calls. To make sure stuff like that doesn't happen, you see. Otherwise I would be hanging up on motherfuckers right and left. Damn bunch of retards.

from idiot-milk :

Have you ever noticed, though, how male porn stars are not that hot? I mean, some of them are okay, but rarely do you find TRULY hot male porn stars. How is that fair?

from ionme :

YA, this weekend was fun but i thought it would be a lot better.

from salazabr :

lol! Of course I remembered her! I'm still stalking her on a part time basis. ;)

from betchy :

man, i was still off my face on pills on monday when i got into work, and i took them saturday night!!! i did do a lot though. i looked awful, everyone said so. i think they all suspected it wasnt just drink because they have seen me with hangovers, and i never look as bad as that. my face looked like a skull, and i was still all wide-eyed!!! what a legend. i think i really need a cast page aswell, i have one written as an entry, but have no idea how to add it as an extra. oh, and my 100th entry is coming up in about 6 more entries so there will be 101 facts about me!!! how exciting. cant wait till monday to read yours. i am sure it will be very interesting. i still cant believe you're 40!!!!!! (how long till that starts getting annoying?)

from betchy :

you are a bad-ass!!! ye ha!!! i was really really drunk, i havent got a hangover though, but i have been on one all day. maybe i am still drunk, even though it is the end of the day. yay!!!!

from peachick :

your review is up:) (i'm from chicksreview)

from betchy :

i know, but it makes me so mad that when they are acting like this i sink down to their level!!! what the fuck???? i'm 22 years old i dont need to be bitching and slagging people off all the time, yet that is what i end up doing. aaarrggh!!!! thanks for all the notes anyway, they are much appreciated. you're honestly 40?????????

from ionme :

now that guy is HOT - boys like him make me do bad things!

from betchy :

i know, i didnt really expect anyone to find it, no-one from my town was even on d-land, but lisa cant even let me have friends in cyberspace it seems without muscling in. but there was no need to print it out. anyway, it will piss on her fireworks when she asks whi its locked and i say "because of you, you two-faced fuckbag!!!". anyway i sent garamond a text earlier saying "gar, could you please find somewhere else to stay tonight, i have people coming round and i said they could stay over. i forgot about it until just now. sorry mate. see you soon." thats ok isnt it?

from betchy :

you're 40????????????????????????? hell girl i thought you were like my age!!! i sent you an e mail through d-land with the password and everything. username is betchy, password crazyhorse. i am only locking it for a little while, until the shit thats going on here dies down. some of my lame-arse friends decided that the way to ease all the tension between us was to print out pages from my diary. WTF??? anyway please feel free to read still, i guess you didnt get the email xxx

from kristintracy :

i go outside to smoke during the workday, yes. however. i do not do anything extra when i come back in. i know a lot of people that wash their hands, but i just don't have that kind of time/don't care. nobody has complained to me about the fact that i smell like smoke. quite the contrary. i have had several comments such as "really, you smoke? you never smell!" backhanded yes, but still makes me feel better.

from betchy :

patty, how old are you?

from salazabr :

LOL...yup, I guess we are. You should try the Hot Pockets Lean Breakfast pockets, those are good too. I haven't been up to anythin, I just decided to lock my diary is all.

from betchy :

the lock is broken, and i am waiting for the landlord to sort it out. i am not being out of order am i? he is taking the piss isnt he? oh, and if its ok, shirley is going to do your review, because someone she knows personally has requested one, so she doesnt want to be biased. if its not ok let me know, but i'm sure she will be just as nice as me x

from satellitebob :

thanks for taking the survey, I think I need to make a new one. Hmph. Mighty sleepy right now though.

from betchy :

lyrics has a couple of meanings, but the main one is if someone is telling you fibs they are "giving it lyrics." also if someone is talking, and they are going on on and on, and they wont shut up that is known as "giving it all the lyrics." sometimes if somthing has happened, that is quite unbelievable you might say "what?no way!! lyrics!!" hope that clears things up a bit. and i do still feel a bit odd after the weekends events, i think i need a good nights sleep. i am wound up about the situation with my "friends" but at least i know now not to bother with them, and can concentrate on people who do care about me and arent just using me to make themselves look popular. thanks for the note, and i will try and get your review done by the end of the week x

from abittergirl :

hey; pattymelt. The dating site is Match.com There are a lot of losers on there. They are all emailing me.

from betchy :

i know, i'm sorry i just couldnt resist!!! you will have to tell me what you didnt understand and i will clarify for you!! do you want a review? we have to start somewhere!!!! that came out sounding totally insulting but it wasnt meant to!! i just meant starting with people on our buddy lists. do you know what that shovel is just digging me deeper into that hole so im going to go. please request a review x

from betchy :

ye ha the meat sweats are a laugh!!!! thanks for adding me. and if you have any trouble understanding anything, just leave me a note and i will happily explain. i used to leave explanations, but i dont want to appear patronizing, and also i am not sure what will be understood and what wont. which words in particular did you not get? where abouts in kent does your boy live? i am sure i could find him and send him to you. it is only a small country after all. keep making me laugh and i will speak to you soon. later on x

from betchy :

hello!!! i saw your name about lots, so i added you and read you and took all your surveys!!!! hope you dont mind. you can read me if you like. but i'm not that exciting. loved your surveys. bye bye x

from dooki :

Thanks for sharing, I'm glad. I got quite a response from that one. I was afraid that I'd have to change my username to dookipee, but I don't anymore. I'm still just dookin' it up old school. Word.

from chickpea981 :

I love reading you. You always make me giggle about something random or throw out some personal detail about your body. Just thought you should know I loved reading you.

from asdotcom :

All I know is I lost 85 pounds without really trying on Atkins. <shrug>

from asdotcom :

rofl

from eggsaucted :

Unfortunately I live in Chicago where people think it's cool to have meetings outside. It was the vice president's idea and then she wasn't there to see how stupid it was and some idiot is going to tell her how great it was and that means we'll have to have our August division meeting outside when it's 100 degrees out and humid. Karen is Kevin's wife. What I did to her was sleep with her husband and then accidently get pregnant. She has every right in the world to hate me, but I wish to hell she'd stop calling, I'm not going to talk to her. I'll never get her all the way out of my life, but I certainly don't have to take her phone calls.

from eggsaucted :

Aw well gee. Thanks. I write the way I talk, or so I'm told. Glad you like my diary. So far her highnessis a very good kid. Well except for her lack of sleep. But otherwise she's a great kid and in the big picture it could be a lot worse than having a kid who doesn't sleep very much. Thanks for reading. I really intend to check out your diary, but well between work, mommying and reviewing for mommaviews I don't have much time, but it will happen one of these days. Thanks again.

from eggsaucted :

I'm glad you still like reading my diary. I won't tell anyone.

from ionme :

yeah i am trying to keep some people out - anyway, email me at [email protected] and i'll give you access!

from eggsaucted :

Thanks for listing me as a fave! I was going to read a little of your diary, but I just got her highness to fall asleep and I'm so tired I can't see straight. Thanks again.

from thedevlyn :

Thank you for taking my surveys. And I was your last fav? wow. And I am funny, so good of you to notice.

from asdotcom :

I was thinking that when I read they were coming out here. Too bad it wasn't you. -AS!

from salazabr :

I can beat that...I'm at 26 and counting.

from kristintracy :

poop is always funny. i was just thinking how gene weingarten talked about poop being the funniest word for, well, poop. crap, shit...not as funny as poop. i have no idea why. i just mentioned two of the things i always talk about. just to round it out, I'm listening to the beastie boys right now!

from salazabr :

No way, Jack's in the field kicking ass or it just isn't 24. I said I think he'll die because I read an interview and Keifer said that's how he'd like to end things with Jack Bauer. Yeah, I always got the feeling Chase was going to be a one season kind of guy. That was the only mention of Palmer's health issues and his doctor gf bowed out when that scandal with her ex husband it. Was it just me or did all the Palmer sub-lots seem weak? They were worth it though to finally see the ice queen get hers.

from salazabr :

Yup, the WB snuck it in under the radar and repeated the finale. I loved it! I'm with you on 24, my prediction is that Jack will die next season and it will come out of nowhere. I'll miss Tony and Michelle though, it was cool to see them evolve. Sadly Kim hasn't and is still just the same old Kim...

from salazabr :

That was pretty much my reaction too. :(

from asdotcom :

Yeah. Pretty much. :o) I wish Pete would have died, too. If for no other reason than his freak haircut.

from heelandlass :

Hi! I was flicking through some surveys the other day and found one that you did where you said you wanted to visit Scotland before you die. How come? Are you planning a visit soon? I live in Edinburgh and if you're planning a visit, I'll give you loads of top tips for great places to go and see etc. Let me know xx

from adulterous-k :

Coupling - series 3/ep 1. Bit disappointing - no Jeff!

from over25revue :

your review is up. it's not that good, but it ain't all bad, either. don't hate me. :)

from b0b0 :

Oh thank you for takin my new survey!

from salazabr :

Playboy.com and feel free to pass along or post anything you can find, thanks. =)

from salazabr :

Yes, it's the June issue and she's on the cover. There weren't enough pics if you ask me but there are more online...if only I could get to them...

from ionme :

i drink skim and didn't think it was that bad, hell there are 13g in one cup. damn - maybe i do need to try the other milk you suggested, i hope i like it.

from wench77 :

Thanks for doing my gettinolder survey! Ah NOW I see why you remember the same things as me... you are the same age! I totally understand what you mean about the skin thing. grrr. And the period thing yup. Enough. eEeeew about getting stuck in your body watching tv shows you hate.ugh! I always find it amazing how people say age is in the head, and then talk about how their skin texture is changing, how they are going grey and becoming forgetful!! hehe. Perhaps it is age that makes us forget that we change with age, even if it is having gotten the wisdom of the past 40 years?? MPPHGHGGTT!!! "don't they know that rope or handcuffs are more tasteful!! " That is priceless! Thanks again and goodluck with all the boys, you 32yr old!

from wench77 :

Thanks for doing my adultkids survey! I had to google the Tubsy doll and Batz Maru! I asked if your child you was hooked on video games, not your child. hehe. Like your angry you, or your mommy you.. :) mm, peanut butter captain crunch. I think I should do some more food surveys... I like reading the answers! Well, you sound like you have a good grip on having fun! tah!

from wench77 :

Thanks for doing my threeof survey. Good answers. I see you are really not demanding for a night in. "tp, water and a blanket" hehe. Most people wanted at least a video and some chips and coke!! "How stupid people keep their jobs"... indeed that is puzzling. vices.."younger guys, sex with younger guys"..this made me laugh! thanks again!

from wench77 :

Thanks for doing my dimmemories survey! hehe I forgot about Richie Rich... the poor little rich boy. :) OMG you were a Tiger Beat girl like my cousins! You are like the only one so far who was into them LOL! Wow, looking at warts under the fiche machine AND sorting punch cards... you really LIVED your past! Yay! Haha re thermal paper in fax machines... I still have one like that and I love it (if you get thick paper not the cheap stuff... cuz it cuts the paper to whatever size you are copying... five inches or five feet. And you don't have any expensive ink cartridges to buy. Those are killers! Why would someone keep their kids in disposable diapers til kindergarten? eek$$$$!!! As for rabbitears... i still have that on my tv, and I think that CBC maybe still signs off the air but we have Oh Canada and God Save the Queen (as she steps off a plane onto Canadian soil! :) Haha, re "it makes me feel old"... that's why i wrote this survey... I felt old, refering to things that people around me would go "huh?". hehe. Thanks for saying i do good surveys!

from wench77 :

Thanks for doing my bodymods survey! Pooch?? Your mother cut off your earlobe? You have lots of tales! unintentional... yeah, like the gravel in your knee! :) ewww tweezing eyebrows (just cuz it hurts! lol) thanks!

from wench77 :

"another brave older woman?"eek! Well, thank you for calling me brave, though I'm not sure why, but it sounds like I'm like 80! hehe. Thanks for doing so many surveys.. you are really going to town. Sorry but I wont be able to read and comment until late tonight if not tomorrow... just wanted to say thanks for adding me to your faves and I WILL get to the surveys yet! :)

from evilestone :

BTW, have you heard from DesertWitch? All my email bounces these days...

from evilestone :

Yes, I recognized your breasts in mrgrey's contest, even though they were from images you hadn't sent me yet... ; ) Holding out on me? Shame on you! Bend over my knee and let me spank ya... ; )

from greeneyez85 :

on a vacation or something?...havent seen an entry in 2 whole days!

from adulterous-k :

New series of Coupling at last - starts in the UK tomorrow night. Thought you'd want to know!

from ionme :

ACK!!!! I missed your bday yesterday. Sorry about that!

from chickpea981 :

Happy birthday! I need to read back and catch up on what I missed while I was away.

from b0b0 :

thanks for taking my new one! ya, why didnt I think of the pee in pants question! damn it...that would have been a good one! Thanks again- ♥

from asdotcom :

You should Netflix you up some "The Office". It's a British comedy in the style of mockumentary (Waiting for Guffman type stuff). It's got some pretty funny sex humor in it. Made me think of you. -AS!

from evilestone :

I had to guess which were yours... You obviously haven't sent me all your nekkid pics yet... : ( (I THINK I got them right, though...)

from ionme :

i can't go look at the boobies, i'm at work....quit teasing me

from onewetleg :

you'd think if he came across your diary, he'd at least offer you a tissue. ahem. arrrrrh you are a pirate with your eyepatch. arrrh. i have decided that it is my personal mission to teach you how to make links. to make a link to someone elses diary you just have to type %%diary-onewetleg%% then replace the diary you want to link to and you will have a link.... more later do you have yahoo instant messanger. we could talk. i am onewetleg.....

from matthewpv2 :

Just came across your diary...Interesting...Just thought I would drop you a not saying hi. Check me out sometime...

from heidiann :

Hee! I BASK IN YOUR HATE!! I totally watched the first two seasons through Netflix too! Now I'm trying to ration out the third season since it's only 14 episodes. MUST...RATION! Oh my god, I totally suggest you look for the Chinese versions on eBay, that's where he got them. Now I'm thinking about looking for the Sex and the City bootlegs!!

from ionme :

congrats on the good date!

from evilestone :

You were on my mind when the questions were asked...I was thinking of putting you in a video, or at least shooting better shots than the last you sent. ; ) That, or spending an hour or two with my tongue busy between your thighs...you inspire a wide variety of Evil thoughts, my dear. ; )

from pantypulldwn :

good luck! i've done the carb thing before and after about 2 weeks i thought i was gonna die. i'm too much of a carb junky! once i thought i'd attack a child eating a short stack of pan cakes! lol!

from evilestone :

Updating here in a few, with a little of what happened this weekend. Oh, and when mikey gets there, be sure you two shoot lots of pics and maybe some video to send me. ;)

from asdotcom :

Fixed. Thanks for the heads-up!

from greeneyez85 :

ohh...kids...poop...i get it now...thats hilarious!!...i do watch jessica simpson..but i never heard her say anything like that...maybe i just wasnt listening again...trying to block out the non-sense...

from b0b0 :

I have pictures in all of them. I am one of those freaks that is constantly taking pictures. Thank you for the note!

from ionme :

i know, and i have no doubt in your porn star capabilities but girls like us + being drunk & we deserve to get paid for the outcome haha...

from ionme :

a little buzzed, heh - try horny when you're a lot buzzed on for size - not pretty :D instant porn star lol....

from ionme :

because i'm fucked up patty, don't you know that by now? haha...i think it's my way of protecting myself, he can't hurt me because i can't get too close to him. it's what i'm used to - these assholes. . . . it's all i know. ??? shrugs ???

from pocket-pool :

nothing special. just thinking boutcha. :-)

from ionme :

yes, men are stupid. it's raining here too - so much for good hair today! have a good weeknd :D

from wilberteets :

Thanks for the note. To answer your question, I work at the asshole shack. Not being an asshole myself, I am quite out of place there.

from whovillian :

Thx sweetie... I have have to learn to draw that line...friendship and relationships...lesson learning

from asdotcom :

Congrats!

from evilestone :

Perhaps, but notice, right after I make the offer, you complain about people making the offer... ;) What ELSE was I to think? ;)

from evilestone :

Oops, make that, "whichever comes SECOND". Sorry. ; )

from evilestone :

Just so you will have a note from me, and not bitch... ; ) I still want to lay you down and lick you until you scream...or for 3 or 4 hours, whichever comes first...

from ionme :

gotta love little meltdowns at work, haha....that pic from the 18th - how can anyone not be ready for a hot makeout session after looking at that? mmm

from daisy624 :

Yah, I caught Oprah the first time it came on, back in January, I think. Did't Nick just look to cute? Don't they make you feel all warm and fuzzy and lovey like AA is just the best place to make new friends? LOL.

from bare-my-soul :

i went icon crazy! did it really take ten minutes, it only takes me about 5 seconds. how are you?

from asdotcom :

A li'l bit...

from asdotcom :

Ms. Melt... are you trying to seduce me?

from b0b0 :

Thank you for takeing many of my surveys! I hope you have a fun 3 days off! Bye

from ionme :

Nope, didn't hit the slots of fun.....I wish I could say it's good to be back. Coming back from vacation blows. I think you were right about Doogie, don't say I told you so, heh....xo

from asdotcom :

Aw. Thanks. :oD

from asdotcom :

No. But it's fun to pretend. ;o)

from pantypulldwn :

thanks! you're the first dlander to leave a comment.i think they were just posted.

from myhappiness :

Hey, cool. Thanks for adding me on your favs. I'll be back for more.

from myhappiness :

Hey...hope that birthday party is fun...

from asdotcom :

Oh, man, you even warned me of weiner! Dude, you're the best!

from asdotcom :

:oD Thanks! Both the cake and I were very happy to hear that. ;o)

from asdotcom :

Come on, dude! You've gotta put some kind of warning that there's naked dudes or kissing dudes or modeling dudes of any kind when you post that stuff! I beg you!

from greeneyez85 :

your welcome for adding you... you seem very interesting...i found you through crackheadreds diary page...

from pantypulldwn :

you are such a pedohpile. wait, who am i to say anything! that's the pot calling the kettle black! hah! lol! i love the eye candy! you never stop amazing me!

from salazabr :

No disrespect to either of those shows (they are both outstanding) but you only say that becuase you haven't seen Firefly yet. =)

from salazabr :

Yeah, he just never fails to impress me and deliver the goods. Did you watch Firefly while it was on? I HAD to buy the DVD the day it came out. That show was so good it's not even funny.

from asdotcom :

Do you know my IPs?

from salazabr :

LOL! Thanks, but it really has nothing to do with that sort of thing. ;)

from ionme :

your gbook message upset me last night, i hope you're wrong but i expect an i told you so if you're not. i just can't break away - there's no easy way out. i've met that friend of his several times...he knows we're together and if he sees either of us out without each other he asks where the other one is. there's a lot more to the story than i can possibly write in my diary considering i always update at work. anyway - have a good weekend and i hope your eom comes out, ours is off 22k heh

from chickpea981 :

I'm up to 5 tatts (visually only 4) and this will be my only piercing. I'm with you gril - no regrets. It's like my friend said: Displacement.

from pantypulldwn :

let me know if you'd like to see a couple of the pics that i took on [email protected]

from ionme :

guys do the stupidest shit instead of hanging out with us, i swear! we're so high maintenance :)

from bubaloo :

Boy, I just got done dumping on the people closest in my life, I can dig! Right now, my best friend (future x?) lol is getting ready to play with the other members of my band at a show on wednesday. Just told me today. fucker~! I'm pissed... fuck all these motherfuckers! Arghhh! Why am I doing this in your notes, I have no clue...

from bubaloo :

mmm...wabbit stew! What a freakishly appropriate name! Just wanted to say hi! HI!!!!

from leonmcphelps :

Well I am glad you like it.

from leonmcphelps :

Thanks for adding me as a favorite. I appreciate it.

from chickpea981 :

Sweet Jesus! I could just eat him up!

from purr67 :

I saw a note on sexyoldman's notes that you wanted to know when season 2 of Six Feet Under comes out on DVD. It comes out June 8th.

from pantypulldwn :

i love sweet november! i hope that somone will love me that way at least once in my lifetime!

from sexyatheist :

you're right about those random happy occurances. i've gotten very good at just saying thank you, but it was still odd. i do wonder about his motives though. i can't help it. i bet it is one of those, say something nice to at least 10 people things. either way, it was nice

from chickpea981 :

see.... I don't get to watch that type of TV so I can't really comment on those entries. I get home so late that I forced to watch old sitcoms in sydication on nick at nite. It's quite sad really.

from asdotcom :

Oh, hey... also, Anna and Seth had to break up and Anna had to leave the show because Samaire Armstrong (Anna) had another acting commitment this year for a new show. If the show flops, I believe they're considering bringing her back in a starring role and keeping her around Orange County for a while. Anyway, hopefully she'll come back and her and Seth will get back together.

from asdotcom :

Days! That's where I know her from! Before I sat behind a desk, I was a waiter at a cafe that had a huge big screen TV that was tuned to NBC most of the day. That's where I know Julie from. She's still gross. But I do like Luke in his jock eunich roll more that I did his steroid agressive mode. I think it's cool that he and Ryan are kind of friends now. And he's become a lot funnier. I realize that show has totally changed since it first started. In fact, I've had more than one conversation about it. But I think I like where it's going more than where it came from. And I think the writing is drastically improving (even if Ryan still can't act.)

from asdotcom :

Smallville was better than I thought it was going to be. Pete's still a Pussy. They should call him Pete "The Pussy" Ross instead of Pete "The Boss" Ross. He deserved to be beat up. THE OC was good, too, I thought, /except/ for the whole Luke/Marissa's mom thing. I think she's gross. I don't know if you've been reading the spoilers for it, but the next few episodes look lame. Also, I like Seth better with Anna than Summer. Summer's a jerk and doesn't deserve him. AND I don't watch OTH (Saw it... didn't like it. Although, I do like that guy from Dawson's Creek's hair.) or Date Patrol (which I hear is pretty good, I just don't really know when it comes on.) Whew. How do you like /that/ note?

from whystinger :

Geese, you have a lot of notes here!!! I guess I have been derelict. I have been reading and not leaving notes of guestbook entries. Shame on me! Will this do????

from sexyoldman :

Hi! (a note.) Three diet pepsis? I'd be up masturbating like a fiend all night long with that much caffiene. Speaking of masturbating, do you have any more pictures that may serve as "inspiration.?" Take care, Mike

from bacaguy :

Ok patty...tell us your experiences with sex and food that are body friendly. You didn't even comment about the office and conference room visits.

from evilestone :

There you go Patty, an update...with something in it this time.

from bacaguy :

Ok patty...tell us your experiences with sex and food that are body friendly. You didn't even comment about the office and conference room visits.

from asdotcom :

Worth Noting: I'm fired up about The OC and not Smallville tonight, too. But Smallville does look like it's going to be pretty good the rest of the season. www.KryptonSite.com

from girlygirl83 :

Hey girly~ I was just in the neighborhood and I thought that I would swing on by and say hey! I hope that your day gets better!

from bacaguy :

You don't have to beg for notes. Read my diary. I have an office story that you might like. ;)

from pantypulldwn :

are you and KB exclusive now? i don't hear you talking about toomany other guys anymore :(

from phangasm :

Hey, too bad about the date, I would've liked to read about it.

from pantypulldwn :

cool. i rubber stamp, i have thousands of dollars worth of stuff. it's a lot of fun isn't it?

from pantypulldwn :

it always floor me wheni run into epople from the past. you're into scrap booking? do you rubber stamp too?

from chickpea981 :

you need entertaining? read savecraig. that should keep you amused for a while.

from asdotcom :

Wicked awesome! I love Brak! I'll look forward to it.

from asdotcom :

I haven't updated because I have nothing to say yet today. However, I thought I'd endulge you with this tasty morsel of note.

from pantypulldwn :

it wasn't washing! that god, because theat's my fav. one too! it was still under the matress. lol! it had just been pushed back further!

from asdotcom :

Isn't calling a two and a half day sale a "One Day Sale" lying to your customers?

from chickpea981 :

I've got plenty of issues, I know I do. But that love bullshit felt like a grand manipulation. Eespecially after that email. I'm so far past done with him.

from evilestone :

OOooooooooo, cotton candy...does that mean I get to eat you? ; )

from chickpea981 :

http://savecraig.diaryland.com/040130_35.html That's what I saw on one of my daily reads this morning, then your entry. I've had my fill of exploding whales, thank you.

from asdotcom :

Um... that young? How did you want me to be politically correct here, exactly? (I say, take your compliment and run.)

from asdotcom :

I'd say you're one of the good guys. Also, I had no idea you were that old. And I've seen pictures.

from ionme :

woah, that's a lot of money for parking tickets - yikes!

from chickpea981 :

a warrant for WHAT?

from evilestone :

Sorry...hope things look up for you soon.

from chickpea981 :

WOOHOO! congrats on the raise chickadee!

from pantypulldwn :

fuck that. sounds like yall are married, run his ass off. tell him to put out or get out.

from ionme :

i want to play dolls too :)

from sexyoldman :

I love a woman who keeps handcuffs by the bed! Have fun re-arranging. Mike

from chickpea981 :

fuck that! let's be roomates NOW! Get your butt up to DC!

from bub66ohm :

ummm...how would you know they are cute? the boys, blind girl! Or maybe it wouldn't matter then..lol

from ionme :

i've got some real idiots here too! tomorrow's friday though :)

from pantypulldwn :

you are talking about seth right?

from ionme :

did u click my design link yet?

from pantypulldwn :

that's too funny, i hate stupid people too!

from ionme :

i don't know a whole lot myself, but i know people that do. you should click my design link & see if she has anything you like. she's very good.

from ionme :

What did you have in mind?

from evilestone :

We ALL wish your apartment was wired for web broadcast, Patty. ;)

from asdotcom :

I didn't know anyone still remembered Point Break. :o)

from purr67 :

Ok Ok, second look sees the bottom of the picture. I am glad that he is not really your boyfriend. Thank god, my heart started pounding for you.

from purr67 :

Holy shit!! Is that really your boyfriend?

from azelya :

Hi, I know I haven't contacted you before, but I've been reading you for a couple of months, and I've just been dying to see those BJ pics. Would you be willing to send a few my way? If you want to know more about me, e-mail me. I love reading you!

from asdotcom :

Lori Petty is my cousin.

from mrgrey :

So, since I'm 26, does that mean I'm out of the running? ;)

from mrgrey :

Well, the three women I have been with lately range from 27-33. Not exactly youngsters.

from evilestone :

I never developed a taste for Seka, but I have always loved Marilyn... I mean, how can you NOT love a woman that rides a Harley with twin .50 cal machine guns mounted on it? ;)

from ionme :

Patty! I want you to know that I appreciate all of the advice you give me and that I can always count on you to be honest :)

from girlygirl83 :

I know that was mean, and I'm sorry. I do have alot to write about though. I'm gonna get started on it right now. So if you read d-land at home, then be sure to check it out! It's alot of DRAMA!

from swimmmer72 :

hey, patty, i ALWAYS read you and usually update at least once a day. i'll try and note more often. :)

from ionme :

thanks girl!! hey, what was that coochie shaving cream stuff you mentioned a while back? how do i get some?

from asdotcom :

Both those things sound really nice. Thanks.

from asdotcom :

I think you missed the point.

from evilestone :

I know the feeling... I made it to bed about the same time you did, but got up at about 5:45am, and am not going to get to lay back down again...and am about to have to go get the grandkids in a few minutes... Wonder if I will have time to get any lunch? At least I managed to make a pot of coffee... ZZZzzzzzzz

from ionme :

tylenol pm doesn't work for me, unisom doesn't either, no sleeping pills keep me in bed. maybe i'll just get drunk every night and pass out - jeesh! :P

from xwiseassx :

Hey, I always read you. Ijust rarely leave notes is all. Take an Advil for the headache and a glass of wine at lunch for the ditzy employee, you'll be fine by 2 PM at the latest.

from girlygirl83 :

Hey, I know what it's like to be at work and cranky. I just wanted to say hello and I hope that your day gets better! I love notes too!

from bindyree :

Pattymelt -- not everybody on your buddy list is dead -- I update every day. :) Happy New Year!

from chickpea981 :

I go away for a week and you forget about me? :( I want some pictures damnit! [email protected]. It's so good to be back and reading you again.

from swimmmer72 :

and BTW, if you are still inclined to send more pictures out, i can be reached at [email protected]. thanks, the pictures sound very impressive, judging from the reactions of others. patty, you really are one in a million!! :)

from swimmmer72 :

you can post that pic as often as you want. every day, and you still wouldn't get a complaint from me! :)

from pantypulldwn :

thanks! good stuff! that's right baby, that's what amatuer porn is all about. gotta love it, nothing like sucking cock.

from pantypulldwn :

[email protected]~ that would make a fucking awesome new year! way to rings it in pattymelt or at least mine!

from bub66ohm :

omg patty! Is that you! If it is you are the first girl that I have had sex with this year (if ya know what I mean! lol) Happy New Years!

from asdotcom :

as.com is down for a couple days. E-mail me at [email protected] instead. Thanks. :oD

from ionme :

holy fuckin hot picture!!!! don't forget me when u send them

from evilestone :

New address noted and used...hopefully it will go through this time. I didn't have your new email address, didn't know you weren't at AOL anymore.

from evilestone :

I just tried sending you an email, and it bounced back saying it didn't know who you were...or that you weren't accepting mail from me.

from evilestone :

Oh YUM, I can't wait...pictures of Patty having fun... ;)

from bub66ohm :

ummm...just out of curiosity..how big is "giant?"

from bub66ohm :

hmmm...not rated "g?" You should get an "f" for "fuckin hot!" Patty you rock! Hope you have a great new years! Please do everything that I wouldn't do... although that doesn't leave much...lol.

from pantypulldwn :

well excuse miss gold member, did you buy a cucumber?

from pantypulldwn :

how do you know that you've been googled?oh, where does the friend live that is having the girl probs? because i could go for a so co and sprite right now. those are my fave and if i wasn't packing and fucking tonight i would so get lost in a bottle. new years eve and day, i'll be all alone.

from phangasm :

I wouldn't worry about the google too much, could be someone remembered your nickname but not your website.

from pantypulldwn :

most of my friends have husbands with great jobs so they don't have the problems i do. i can't tell them the things i tell you guys though either.oh yeah! my friends are big spenders!let the good times roll!

from pantypulldwn :

exactly the same kind of stuff! you crack me the fuck up! i swear if i were a man i would so get would from just your notes! i swear i love the stuff you come up with! i can't wait to have a lingere party. now that the husband is gone i can do what ever i want.....oh ~heavenly bliss~

from ionme :

he claims to be all romantic and shit. that kind of pisses me off - i never saw the flowers and opening doors out of him like he claims he does when he's in a relationship. he said he didn't think i was romantically interested - what the fuck? he thought i was using him for his cock - well, yeah, in the end i was because he wasn't deserving the loving and affectionate side of me - duh! fucking men, idiots!

from pantypulldwn :

you so put up keanu to make me fell better didn't you? thanks, now i'm honey all over again and my vibe is broken and i'm at work.

from ionme :

hell yeah i laughed when he said he was seeing a virgin. i especially like how he fucks like a rabbit and how impressed i'm sure she'll be with that. kind of like 'i waited for THIS?' haha

from dirtyang3l :

yummy, keanu in leather pants.drool.

from asdotcom :

What, are you kidding? How could anyone that reads your diary /not/ have some o' that in their personality?

from asdotcom :

I'm totally super horny boy. We should hook up.

from dirtyang3l :

hi this is syst3mang3l.i made a new diary.its dirtier and its funner.read on.

from ionme :

Maybe!! Thanks for your support, I hope it works out too :) You should see this guy Patty - yummy! I am in the afterglow of a great first date today. Looking forward to seeing him Wednesday. I wish you could see the way he looks at me ;)

from ionme :

OK OK, SO I DID COP A FEEL. I wasn't impressed but I'm being optimistic haha

from ionme :

HEY GIRL! I am not so horny. I did watch porn & masturbate on my lunch hour but it's more routine than anything, odd. I'm going to have to get used to this no sex after date thing, something was missing last night, not used to that haha...

from pantypulldwn :

lmao! i'm in the middle of a move, too bad i didn't have one or i would've damn sure put it to use!lol! you not every woman is willing to admit that! just us confident ones ;=]

from pantypulldwn :

thanks for the support. it really mean a lot.

from pantypulldwn :

oh, sister! lt me tell you, i would so spank keanus ass! i love that scene, gramps or not i would so soak the paties all over again!

from evilestone :

Well I am glad to see I don't have to do without Patty the whole time you are gone...I miss reading you too much. ;)

from bare-my-soul :

wow, that was quite a package. hey do you have a great recipe for punpkin bread? merry x-mas patty. love rose

from groovebunny :

Have a wonderful Christmas! And thanks for posting that hot CK ad! Yummmy! :)

from mikeygal :

I don't care how many present Santa has to deliver. I bet he doesn't deliver packages, like that guy has in the CK ad, to just anyone. where did you dig that up. Seriously you must show how to do that posting pics thingy. thanks for being there for me today. You are such a great friends. ps. Guys are stupid throw rocks at them...love Thelma pps please keep me away from Blonde hunky mindless wonders they steal your money and ruin your life! hahaha