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from servantbear :
i found your diary from a picture taken by a photographer who had this photo posted on his website called satanslaundrymat.com. Apparently you etched this in a train station or something and I decided to look it up. Is any of this familiar? I love small worlds, so send me a message back. what are the chances...
from madlove214 :
ed. i love you. just...let's go to canada and get married, okay? i'll call you saturday
from clashluver :
Update more, damnit.
from dweek :
hi ed
from moodswing :
you're awesome just because. give me something to read.
from slick45 :
ED I GOT AN EMAIL FOR THIS BOOK YOU WANT FROMTHE LIBRARY (REMEMBER YOU HAVE MY CARD?): Camden County Library 203 Laurel Road Voorhees, New Jersey 08043 856-772-1636 06-02-04 The items you have requested are ready for you at the Library. Please pick them up within the week and have your library card with you. AUTHOR: Guevara, Ernesto, TITLE: Guerrilla warfare CALL NO: U240 .G833 1968 BARCODE: 0203100335868 PICKUP AT: _Haddon Twp Bran BY: 06-14-04 856-XXX-XXXX MX XX SXXXX ** E. XXXXXXXXX BLVD WEXXXXXX NJ 08XXX 14:159
from moodswing :
"People really are afraid of being touched." not only that, but they don't want to look you in the eye. and through arbitrary retail cashier questions i have to ask, i've realised how few of them are actually listening to anything i say, either. this, of course, excludes those with large hearing aides protruding from the sides of their heads.
from woahtotally :
i know exactly what you mean
from skyeatssoul :
no sorries, eh? things always change, hun. but i'm always just me, and sometimes that's not so good for other people. edward scissorhands on thursday?
from mindspin :
Don't hate the picture whores!
from shoelacepunk :
dont we all? i love your journal, btw.
from manchichi :
i'm going with tape worm.
from incorporealx :
its dark cause your lookin at the inside ofyour eyelids. --courtney.
from moodswing :
the car crash is a strange theme.
from altbaby27 :
My brother has one of those things. He also has one of the little screens, so the games look like shit and your neck gets sore.
from cherry900 :
*hug* That'll be $12.50. Plus tax.
from sopathetic :
all Valentine's days are bad.
from cherry900 :
That'd be Ted Snowington, back in '42. He tragicly died from heat stroke several weeks later.
from moodswing :
fugazi. funny, i bought my first fugazi cd today. two, actually. good stuff.
from punxn0tdead :
nice diary
from dweek :
i strongly suggest you listen to the fall of troy. i have a feeling you'd be the type of person who'd like it.
from cherry900 :
6/10 of the bands on your Top 10 Albums list have "The" in their name. This has inspired me to start a band called The The, which will guarantee me success, I'm sure. I'll send you a gold star or a pony or something when I hit it big. Have a super day. *vanishes into the sunset*
from sohobang :
The reason I had a psuedo-tumor & spinal tap is because of minocycline..
from vamosajugar :
you should escape. you should to the money, burn the sweaters and skip town. fuck everything. Head South
from undesirable :
research and type up your report in the school library. then email it to the computer lab (or a freind with a printer) because the library printers don't work. Then yay your report's done and you can stick my dick in your butt (this isn't casey,,,, guess who???!
from mindspin :
:(
from pachekstjdf :
Hola! si hablas esp chance y te interese visitar nuestra pagina bye!
from mindspin :
I MISS YOU. GET BACK ONLINE & PAY YOUR CELL PHONE BILL NOW.
from cherry900 :
awww...i heart angry boys! LOLOMGYAY!! *does a cartwheel*
from vamosajugar :
17 bucks to ride in a truck full of hay? not cool.
from cherry900 :
even if she's no good at it and loses every time?
from sopathetic :
i'm sorry. lonliness sucks.
from sopathetic :
go you. i agree.
from mindspin :
Ed-This made me think of you. The Mars Volta is coming to the 930 Club in D.C. on October 20.
from mulletlady :
Ed- Its lauren- hows school? well- my screename is vaginaicee if you want to talk- I'm out like a fat kid playing dodge ball
from loveisacrime :
I'm in love with you. Okay... not really. But I think you're cool. Yes, yes I do. And I love the picture with the frog. ^_^
from star-gazer33 :
why did you kill me in your story? im not that terrible of a driver.
from nothingone :
that story about the car and all that...made me stop breathing. and then i read that it never happened...scary stuff for me, what with my strong phobia of car wrecks..
from mindspin :
like omg. omg. omg. wtf. !@#. haha. anyway. i did not know you were in the vicinity of baltimore. damn you. damn myself for not being informed earlier. come back here. :(
from slick45 :
our parents still teach us to never talk to strangers in public. however, secluded, out-of-the-way hiding spots are fine to shoot the shit in with child molesters and drug dealers. HOW ARE YOU?!??!?!??! HOW WAS SCHOOOWUL???? WHO ARE YOU??? WHY AAARREE YOU! THE QUESTION? MORE LIKE
from cherry900 :
I'm sick of school already. How are YOU?
from moodswing :
i'm nervous. how are you?
from vamosajugar :
I hate Marlton with a deep deep passion. Bad times
from nothingone :
MAYBE ITS PRINCESS CHARMING IN DISGUISE!
from pimpshack :
hahaha i read ".....frogs" as "....fags". Ahhh man that mighta made more sense though
from cold--fusion :
Mm. Your diary... It rocks.
from vamosajugar :
ole! You know what's a good song? 'Innapropiate Love Analogies' by Son of Alf. I recommend downloading it, if you can find it. do you listen to Q and not U?
from scorpioali :
the mars volta rocks my socks.
from vamosajugar :
marissa is cooler than you realize. pretty people will get you in deep. gotta go to room. later
from sohobang :
I didn't know I had a home in Marlton
from alimountain8 :
I hate to sound like a horrible teeny-bopper cliche, but I really like your diary. It's very well written. I can't even begin to understand what you are going through at home but my dearest sympathies. I enjoy your diary and keep on livin' man, that's all we have to do in this world.
from mindspin :
Nice shades of blue scattered all thru your layout. Good work, babe, you deserve a treat. <3
from pimpshack :
Yo man awesome new layout. Complete 180 from the old/boring design before. Did you do the layout yourself?
from incorporealx :
Oh, Ed. <33 I love you.
from madlove214 :
ed...i miss you. undenialbly too much. please, in some way, shape, form, or goat, try and contact me. or leave me a note. i love you, dearest. -mary ellen
from abstractgeek :
I'm glad someone else bitches about all that copyright bullshit. I completely agree with the idea of taking ideas already out there, and fusing them to what's in one's mind. Your diary entry just made my day.
from indie-snob :
Hello there! I just added a review for two Modest Mouse shows I saw last week and thought maybe you'd be interested. I have a bunch of other concert and album reviews here too, including Radiohead. Check it out, thanks!
from vamosajugar :
Jersey diners rock the casbah. I wish I could have a diner waitress dress. With matching orthepedic shoes.
from brokenstarr :
you are a super pezhead ... whether you're an asshole or not. just thought you should know.
from nothingone :
I would like to call you and tell you tones of stories. Keep you company for a few moments. Because we never got around to that yet. Drop me a line and tell me your alive sometime.
from mindspin :
Well, i hope you emerge from the woods alive. Don't let the mean bears attack you.. Oy, and going to the bathroom in the woods; what a pain.
from lovemetwice :
i thought your diary was done. i thought you stopped writing. i'm so glad you didn't! i adore you, lovely. xoxo.
from nothingone :
i love you i miss you. come talk to me some day. e-mail me. write me a note. tell me your alive and i'll love you another day!
from madlove214 :
ed, oh how i aDOOR you. i miss you so much. i'm stopping by on friday. i love you...
from punk-- :
hey amigo. sorry you feel like shit. at least it gives you time to do my two favorite things, sleep and listen to radio head.
from altbaby27 :
I hope you feel better soon sweetie. P.S. New Radiohead cd is great.
from ineverlie :
i've read your entire diary from start to finish. i wish i knew you irl. you seem like a really interesting person. thanks for keeping me entertained, and helping me pass the time.
from nothingone :
that was a beautiful poem eddie.
from sopathetic :
i understand how much music means to you, because it means so much to me too!! music=life. music=happiness.
from nothingone :
love for you
from squishyvan :
Some people should not be allowed cars. They should be forced to ride tricycles until they can learn to control their anger. I had this guy on a motorcycle right on my ass last weekend. He was getting all upset because, heaven forbid!, I was going the speed limit. It took an awful lot of self control not to randomly slam on the brakes. Anyway now that I've told you my life story, I just stopped by to say I like the diary. :)
from sohobang :
ANSWER YOURPHONE
from qwert :
cars are hell on wheels
from sohobang :
Have you heard the song "Ed is Dead" I went past Bob's seafood today
from sohobang :
It's because most people who own cars in the city don't actually use them in the city. Most use it to leave the city. That's why right before the bridge there is that gas station. And a lot of the cars in philly are not of people's who actually reside in the city, it's mostly all who commute into philly for business etc. oh, i'm giving up
from nothingone :
Take care of yourself, Ed. I'll call again, someday.
from xbitterx :
..i love you. marry me, or let's just have sex.
from thebrenda :
you know what else is funny? adding "in bed" at the end of EVERY fortune in a fortune cookie. you are smart and driven. .. in bed. you like chinese food. .. in bed. you will travel far and wide. .. in bed.
from idoit :
hey ed, do you still watch tech tv? what do you think about them putting leo / firing chris?
from altbaby27 :
That song is mind-blowing. I can't wait for the new album, they put it off long enough. It's going to be amazing.
from vamosajugar :
you should be afraid of cars. They're always after us. And my sky is imaginary...
from btchelicious :
Pi. Kiss me.
from sohobang :
Dearest Ed-We so have to fuck Sincerely,Marissa
from sopathetic :
well, i didn't do anything too exciting either. so i'll feel sorry for you, if you feel sorry for me. deal?
from moodswing :
i would come watch pi with you. i love that movie. except i think i am a little too far away.. of course, i don't know where you are. soooo. yeah. uh. yeah.
from thebrenda :
welcome back, dudearino.
from nothingone :
Welcome back Eddie. Perhaps I'll call you again.
from sopathetic :
horay. i got all happy when i saw you had updated. glad your back. but it sucks that you got inspired to write by being hurt. or whatever. that happens to me a lot. i only feel like writing when something bad happens. anyway, keep on writing.
from altbaby27 :
Just wanted to say that I'm happy you're back. You were missed very much.
from jennnnnn :
*yay* glad ur back,...at least for one more entry!!!
from notquiteoct :
it's like i just remembered you died..and i forgot to get you flowers.
from punk223 :
Fuck...I'm sad to see you stop writing, to be honest, i loved the pezpunka diary. So..good luck in life. Wish you the best.
from janismad :
It just sucks to see you go. Not that I know you well at all, put I did look forward to reading what you wrote and I actually wished a few times that I could meet you. It's been great. I know how this fucking writer's block gets. I'm a sad sad poet who can't write much these days. I hope it all comes back to you. Take care.
from pimpshack :
Peace
from sopathetic :
Sorry to see you go. I'll miss reading. Good luck.
from btchelicious :
Sorry to see you end this. Best wishes to you.
from jennnnnn :
good luck.
from swollenthumb :
so I'm making this dance track right now, alone (ha!) and i've been listening to the same loop for nearly an hour thinking of vocal melodys, but I wonder if the neighbors are pissed at this point. All this repetition. YOu are my favorite teenager, by far.You know why? Because you are very inelligent and you have good perspective. kudos to you.
from altbaby27 :
I just wanted to say that I know how you feel about not having money. I know what it's like to have to pass on vactions because my mom can't afford it and not be able to have dinner out once in a while. You have every right to complain. Anyone who says money can't buy you happiness doesn't know what it's like to not have any. I would be a lot of happier if we had the money to pay the phone bill every month or not be late with the rent. You just have to get through everyday by promising you won't have your family living like that. I hope things get better for you.
from star-gazer33 :
i drove past you today, you didnt notice, but you were dancing wierd in the front seat, kelly was driving, and i would have honked but i was afraid i was making a wrong turn.
from incorporealx :
haha ed! got you beat...i have TWO valentines! Oooooooh. so jealous. -courtney
from sopathetic :
your right. i don't have a valentine. I'm gonna go cry. boo.
from thebrenda :
yes i do. nanner nanner poo-poo!
from ema-g :
When I read your Diary...I wanna hug you. It's hard to find someone who knows how shitty this life is...but it is also another thing to find someone who can actually express it - I tend to tell my friends and write down all the boring shit...it's funny, my mum and dad have been appart for like 4yrs and still mum and I can't get away from all the shit. Her new man(of 3yrs - and I still don't know why) is just as bad, maybe worse...all I can say is: don't let your guard down easily, I guess I can say I know what you are going through - 15yrs almost and still dealing with the screaming, the fights, throwing stuff etc. - don't put yourself down - you sound like an awesome person...you just need someone to appreciate you...
from nodgarden :
You know, I'd love to, I saw the Pietasters here, in Detroit, this past summer.... It was fun and all, but the crowd was quite unfortunate: no energy, skins fighting, the whole bit. But, that would be beautyfull, I'd just have to find out where at and how to go about getting to Philly. :] Thanks!
from nickisaghost :
hey fuck you. bye.
from nodgarden :
that mindless flick was splendid. beautyfull, the use of rock lobster... big smile. (do it again. with some stuff added. please?)
from heartonsleev :
kick ass video.....dude
from btchelicious :
I'm not going to write you a letter and I am not going to kill you. But I will stalk you, is that ok?
from undesirable :
I get to see your sexy hair all the time, camera not included. YEYUH GET SOME! *ahem* Annnnyway, we need to hang out sometime. I miss you dear. Jones Soda? Weekend after mid-terms? Eh, eh? *wink*
from nothingone :
luv ya eddie. e-mail me sometime. you're still allowed.
from scorpioali :
you are the first dland person that i have come across that cared about joe strummer. rock on.
from star-gazer33 :
ed! you left your "thank cod its friday" shirt at my house! and AND for your viewing pleasure : http://channels.netscape.com/ns/celebrity/gallery.jsp?gname=peet ..... enjoy. miss you buddy.
from complainer :
UPDATE GOD DAMMIT, YOU HAVE FAITHFUL READERS!!!!!!!!!!!
from mindspin :
damn u. the time i actually have time to update and read other people's journals, u disappear. *growls*
from littlemissoi :
hey i'm not going to be updating this diary anymore. my new one is toxicoipunk at diaryland. if you ever read you know. well bye bye
from littlemissoi :
Hello. My name's Marissa and I just found your diary on account of I joined your Choking Victim/Leftover Crack diaryring. which is really brillant because i had been looking for one most frantically. i read some of your entries and i'm hooked on your diary now. i suppose i'll finish reading it someday. lol. until then maybe we can chat or something. it'd be greatly appreciated. well. bye new friend. Signed with Love, Marissa
from pinkstartt :
Hieee...I stumbled across your diary from someone else's and liked reading it...anywhoo Have a good one eh...smiles :) muah! *~*Tiana*~*
from nosimplefx :
Ya know what? I do believe you rock. Keep on rocking.
from xdontxgox :
i just came across your diary .. i liked your user name so i thought id say duuuuuuuuuuuudeeeeeeeeee will you be my friend???? PLEASE? =w= lea*
from mindspin :
merry holidays. don't wear that 'thing' out.
from nothingone :
Merry Christmas Eddie. Hope you're okay. Hope your Christmas is too.
from star-gazer33 :
i miss you call me or something
from falsecontent :
you can be my new best friend. Haha you rock
from jennnnnn :
to ed, the sexiest mofo this side of beantown. Be Big. Be Loud. Be Anti-Establishment. Just punk it.
from undesirable :
dear ed, I love you greatly. Let's hang out soon? Okay? I miss you. love, me
from pezpunka :
you fucking genius. that's so profound. hump me in the back of the benz
from heartonsleev :
hey you actually wrote me back, what to think of you now? even if you do hate me, i still enjoy you, so ha.
from undesirable :
the new layout, my dear is fantasic. and your writing as always, is something i enjoy. see ya at school buddy. *hug*
from woahtotally :
why do compliments always sound so lame and shallow when you're only really trying to show appreciation. i think, in an attempt to express my feelings about your diary thing, that i will try complimenting in reverse...therefore i shall insult you...but you must remember...reverse it! *i think your diary is the biggest load of complete utter rubbish that ever graced this earth and that you are a meff for writing it*
from mindspin :
that's sad but that's reality :/
from pimpshack :
since so many people go to your diary daily, i thought you might want to consider keeping track of how many people are online at the same time (go to www.fastonlineusers.com). just look at the top of my diary to see what it's like
from rwethereyet :
you are awesome. i wish i could say something different, but i'm just like everyone else. just wanted to sing your praises :)
from just-nikki :
hi. :) i like to read you.
from madlove214 :
EEEEED! why am i not on your favorites list? i <3 you, dear! i love your diary. it makes me giggle. you're a very lovely writer. -mary ellen
from complainer :
Your entries have really, really sucked the last 2 months. Boo to you
from swollenthumb :
I like to substitute 'banana' or 'zombie' for like. Like, you know?
from jentheash :
I didn't DIE, silly. I just moved to Georgia.
from slick45 :
rhii cran't berievre mrark grot der monterrer criskeh. hravre youhr ehrvrer hrad er mrontrer criskeh? yeah, we definitly have to get something going.
from heartonsleev :
why are you so sad lately, i wish you to be happy again pez. ~one of your many readers
from nodgarden :
man. it's guys like you that make me i wish i lived in jersey and not detroit.
from cherry900 :
You're amusing. Thanks for making me giggle to myself. *clap clap clap*
from mindspin :
hm, well, i actually called you yesterday to just talk but no one picked up. :(
from rancid-baby :
the crack rock ring you created is fucking excellent! i couldn't believe there was one when i was searching. keep up the crack rock steady beat, leftover crack/ choking victim for life!
from amphisbaena :
WHY DON'T YOU EVER WRITE ANYMORE!!!!! )=
from moodswing :
you suck you suck you suck. fucking. bah. you suck. ben folds is lovely. :(
from gcriotgirl :
Holy shit you are fucking hilarious
from argy :
do you really
from thebrenda :
only the ignorant badmouth macs. .. great for graphics, my friend. the design industry would be shit without them.
from heartonsleev :
you are awesome.
from notquiteoct :
I found you because you like at the drive-in and i haven't been able to ecscape for the past week. i've had probably one of the worst days of my life and reading your entries makes me the tiniest bit happier. Thank you, that is really all i could ask for.
from nothingone :
i have almost called you every night this week. i wear my chicken suit ashamedly.
from kimchery :
are you the same person??? These last 3 entries???
from mrknowitall :
12 oz never equaled 2/3rds of a pound...
from btchelicious :
Oh, pezzy, we went to the crystal lake diner saturday night and looked for you. You weren't there, but we had a good time anyway.
from qwert :
get yer bitchazz on aim so wez canz hookz upz and be plyzin sum chess
from ilovezim :
hey hey cool site
from evilgaret :
hi. you're kinda freaky, but that's cool, me too. *shrieks* pez makes me hyper. i get so hyper i act like i'm high. arighty, shutting up. http://evilgaret.diaryland.com or http://www.maggles.rocks.it
from facepunch :
dude, if i had known you existed before i clicked on your banner and known you had wanted those cds i could have sold some to you. it gets to the point where you have so many cds you can't listen to them all, no matter how hard you try. also, once i went shopping with a friend and her dad at amoeba records, and he literally spent his entire paycheck on jazz cds. so it CAN happen.
from pinkstardust :
lovely, you sound as much as a cd addict as me :D well a bit, hehe
from pimpshack :
my cd collection blows, i wish i had your kinda money to buy new ones(http://pimpshack.diaryland.com/collection.html)
from chelc118705 :
Hey! I found your diary somehow.... don't remember tho. Anyways.. I read like 2 entries and I liked them so much that I put you in my profile! *^_^* Just thought you would like to know.
from popsuckle :
death cab for cutie kicks ass! i just thought id say that since you mentioned them in you diary entry and i love them... yeah ok
from amphisbaena :
right on... you got the girlie... lol. good job man. have fun.. ;)
from violets4evr :
thats quite a collection u've got there.. n only 2 weeks worth. i do the same though. i have tons. well bye ::V::
from shampookitty :
I just wanted to say hey and thank you for joining the chess diary ring!
from monkiebob :
dude congrats on the girlfriend. I was totally rooting for you man. that fucking rocks.
from mindspin :
gush. i'm so happy for you.
from chadmuska :
i'm a big fan of short music for short people. songs on the radio are way too long. i like punk rock because it works with my short attention span.
from slick45 :
hmmmm. think about the situation. let's see, mmm kay? your profile says you have 371 entries, yet the html title you assign each entry inexplicably skips some numbers until you're now at.. wait do I read those digits correctly?.. 389. that's 18 entries unaccounted for! so, in conclusion, stick your throbbing member into kelly's gushing orifice. c'mon eddy, just impregnate her, everybody's doing it!
from icefacade :
my kittens made me click on your banner. they thought your cat was cute too. take care.
from pimpshack :
ive been a long time reader and really enjoyed reading this, but the last month has seriously been lacking in quality entries that someone would want to read. im not criticizing, but i just thought u should know
from pezpunka :
tonight my footsteps sounded like someone else's
from mindspin :
mr popular. ;D
from postclarity :
don't listen to them. lowercase is where it's at. besdies, who says just do to location in a sentence, that any one letter scapitalized, therefore amaking it greater than any of the other letters. pfflt! its all about the unity. and i agree. some of my emo songs are five minutes long, and i'm all like- alright, ive had enough of this.. neeext track.
from slick45 :
what's with the anti-capitals? cut it out. it's unbecoming.
from prink :
pez dispensers are FOREVER! *scream* that is all.
from stinkfist--- :
hey.. i just came across your diary and its pretty mad.. me having an obsession with pez, and u reminding me very much of a friend of mine kinda added to how much i liked ur diary.. i found it by ur banner.... hehehe... i love your banner.... anyhow... talk to yew later i spose.. bye...
from pemoka :
I just spent the past 73 minutes reading and surfing around your diary. Fantastic. Just like majority of your readers, you remind me of one of my friends. You also remind me of myself in some of your entries. Keep updating, and stay yourself, I like it.
from bubblespop :
vondeful diary darling, sorry I'm tired. You seem SUPER cool, um yeah ok, bye
from sohobang :
I'll show you my dark secret. It's a wonder that someone else listens to the Toadies.
from dawntwilight :
"She's like the red toy truck you see in the toystore that you want so badly but you're not allowed to touch..." I thought that was great. It described perfectly how I feel when I like a guy. Awesome diary. Great expression of emotions. <3, Tabitha
from gasolinecrab :
I love kids in the hall. just had to say that. any way, i think your site is really fab. it's good to see some one with actual intelligence inhibits this empty cyberspace. so points to you for brightening my usual robot-day.
from monkiebob :
i like the kids in the hall. it's really irreverent and weird. anywho you have a cool site so you rock. later.
from saftey-pin :
very nice,check mine out some time.and so the saga continues..ur banner is annoying =)
from mindspin :
holy crap. (i almost typed hola crap). there's this boy. whose roommates with my friend. and he talks, dresses and looks exactly like you. i've entered the twlight zone. now i'm forever reminded of you, everyday. which is a very good thing.
from thought-riot :
Wow, you just described almost every day of my life.
from thecritic :
How did you possibly figure out my routine and make it just like your own? Seriously what you described is pretty much what I do during the summer. Lots of relaxing and just all around being lazy... it's so nice but school starts soon ugggh. Maybe we're twins seperated at birth.
from jackisagirl :
hi i just wanted to let you know what the quote from summer of sam(great movie by the way) is "stuido 54" not club 54. i know i'm annoying but it was bothering me.
from violets4evr :
I am soo addited to this diary... really, im 25 annd i find u so interesting.. sad aint it. well, keep up the good work.. i enjoy.
from postclarity :
you're fucking cool, kid. there needs to be twenty year old boys like you.
from slick45 :
"Substomic Atoms". now let's think about this for a minute. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Now, Eddy.
from elberry :
just visiting...thanks
from loser-kid :
http://pezpunka.diaryland.com/379.html: Ions? Don't you mean eons?
from monkiebob :
Hey, just wanted to say that i think your site fuckin rocks man. i liked the cool banner but i didn't like the epileptic fit. that totally wasn't cool. It still rocked though. later. -Allison
from violets4evr :
the banner gave me a seizure..ahh.. i kid i kid. it got me interested though, so it served it purpose.. well, i read ur entries and i've been sitting here so long doing so, my ass hurts. so now.. im just going to go walk or something.. ::V::
from nothingone :
I just spent a good many hours reading your entries. I realize now that it's 10 to 5 in the morning and this was time well spent. Pez is good. I have soap that smells like it. I looked for an e-mail address because I'm feeling chatty and couldn't find one. Your eye is really damn nice to look at. You write good. I just got a stomach ache. You write damn good. Your banner is annoying in that good way and makes me think of my friend. We go to stores to push buttons on toys and see how many would cause seizures. In any case Happy Belated Birthday. Mine's on Tuesday. Yippee Ky-ay-ky-o. Or someshit. Good morning.
from gingerxbread :
nice banner... is it a coincidence a flashing banner is annoying me right now up above? I was thinking, if I were a gold member I'd make a banner similar to that. It'd say IF THIS BANNER IS FLASHING THEN YOU'RE A WINNER! but well it wouldn't flash. we are just that clever, no?
from k-hun :
hey.. i can see you get this a lot but i like your diary.. its interesting and actually thought provoking.. its not deep and intellectual.. just true.. i kinda like that.. i know you will probobly disregard this note like it never happened.. if you ever even see it.. but.. i decided to take the time and tell you that i like your diary.. check out mine if you get too bored.. byes..
from raq :
God you are going to give someone a seizure w/ that banner! *covers eyes*
from slick45 :
Don't be dumb; slobber is a noun as well as a verb. The only idiot I see is you. Oh my God, I thought you were gay before but this. . .
from rabid-ferret :
Loved the 'winner' banner and everything I've read. Oh and I clicked on the banner...NOW MAKE THE ANIMATION STOP *Cries*
from wishless :
This Is a Long Drive for Someone With Nothing to Think About -i play this before i want to feel happy.
from deadendtwist :
you have the most interesting technique and style to your writting and I know you read this daily, but I am infatuated with you're writting and just the verbal twist you put into your thoughts
from screamingout :
whoever said that you're observations are stupid ARE IDIOTS and i hate them. you're observations are wonderful. don't stop. ps->yer day sounds a lot like mine...
from ineverlie :
Hey kiddo. I read your diary whenever I get a chance. I was looking for templates and found a Jones Soda one that I thought you might like...check it out at http://punkahontas.diaryland.com/images/jones02.jpg There you go buddy....be good and play nice-libz
from endline :
your banner is hilariously wonderful. i love it. and your diary is fun too. : )
from thecity :
You are so individual. Will you please come to my birthday party? On a serious note....You are so individual. WIll you please sign my notes back? ok now. really. you're cool. And happy birthday, even though I don't know you and I'm not sure when it was.
from kid-koala :
happy birthday ed. IM me if you want. vaya casino out
from l0st-girl :
i love this
from slick45 :
Ed is a faggot. . . In fact, not only are women too good for him, men are as well. In turning the ripe old age of sixteen he has discovered the joys of masturbation, you see. He needs nobody. Now that he's on a different prismal plane of primal consciousness, Ed can sit upside-down against the toilet seat and give oral pleasure to his own member. Curtain. Applause. 2-pac ain't dead, he's on vacation! My point is, what would you like for your birthday Mister A-sex?
from msunknown :
i'm really sorry to bother you again, because i really doubt you care about what i'm going to say. but oh well. i feel extremely creepy because somehow i've managed to read your entire diary. it's now 1:30 in the morning and i'm listening to elliott smith. i have no life, but i really did enjoy your diary a lot. happy birthday.
from sohobang :
Happy birthday.
from pimpshack :
yeah i just thought i'd let you know that the diaryreviews banner on the bottom of your page is broken, but the link isn't
from mindspin :
you. i've been trying to call you for four days, but one day someone picked up saying you weren't there. and the other days, the line was busy. now i know why.. you put your # in an entry.. i bet the whole world is calling you for phone sex now.
from msunknown :
I, like so many other lonely kids out there in diaryland, clicked on your banner and found your diary. I must comment that I enjoy it very much and that you rule quite a bit. So go you, and have a wonderful evening.
from saint-louise :
I clicked on your banner. But I've already been here. Quite a few times. Does that get me a gold star or anything?
from sohobang :
i wanted to call you last night to tell you how the show went, but i didn't.. i don't know if i'm going to be able to do anything tonight. i have a feeling i won't have a ride.. we have to plan this out better. let's go to the shore and have sex, ok? i'll call you later. swak.
from pezpunka :
hi ed. this is mark. why did you buy all those extra banner ads and not tell me? that costs $. my mom's $. which is really MY $. i have to pay her back. i'd appriciate it if 1) you paid me back before buying new things and 2) you told me exactly what you bought and how much $ it costs. becuase right now i regret having given you the privilege of using my card, a privilege that only my best friends whom i TRUST recive the rights to. don't be an asshole. you never told me you bought the ads. what else have you not told me about? how much money do you owe me? dammit you have a JOB. when the bill has to be in by the end of the month it will be my ass on a platter, not yours.
from janismad :
Hey, so the thing you called Insanity....did you write that or is it from something else? I hope you wrote it because it reminds me of these rants I sometimes write and I'd love to find out there is another crazy kid out there doing it. Maybe i'll send you one.
from sohobang :
are you going to weezer tomorrow night? it's marissa by the way.
from pimpshack :
that was the best entry i've ever read anywhere. it was so good i had to dedicate a whole page with a link to it in my diary
from mxdoll-parts :
lmfao. good job
from peth :
i am lemon-fresh, how are you?
from qwert :
I stole an entry from you.
from lisa-geese :
i just read your journal. it made me happy. i've often said the same thing to my friends... "how are you?" is a serious question - and "fine" cannot possibly explain all the emotions you're feeling at that time. so.. how am i? tired. full. oddly at peace. impressed. (with you, silly :D)
from jason75 :
I am fine, angry, depressed, excellent, horny, tired and brilliant. Maybe that is too much information but I also loved your diary!
from nekono :
why wont you write me back!
from saint-louise :
Damn, I was just going to call you cheese moofin, but someone beat me to it. How are you, Butter Squash? Garlic Toast. Orange Cream Smoothie. Now you call me food names.
from syrenichol :
I think I just feel in love with you... not the kind of love that comes with stereotypical relationships... the kind that comes with an odd attraction to what you write. Rather how you write. Just something about how you explain reality, your reality, just keeps us all coming back for more. There has yet to be an entry of disinterest. PS you're not the only one who asks "how are you" or "what's up (aur)?" and expects a realistic reply. My only problem is I reply to that with an essay/speech and it just scares the crap out of those whom asked out of the robotic conversation series.
from pezloko :
"Hello there. How are you?" "Ah, I'm really damn horny." "Is that so?" "Yup, got in a fight with the missus. Haven't gotten any in two weeks! I figured I'd hump salmon filets until she takes me back." "I...see." "So, uh. Gimme five pounds of salmon." Now THAT's a pezpunka entry *I* want to see.
from daisy29 :
I LOVE YOUR BANNER THING wanna tell me how to find a survey? i haven't caught up on this thing for about 8 months now..confused..
from screamingout :
i'd leave you a big tip and tell you to have a good weekend. and also i love it when people run everything together like you did in the second last paragraph.
from andshewas :
If a stranger asks me how I'm doing, especially someone working at a store of some type, I say "fine," only because I figure they could care less about how I feel and are just doing their job. But actually, when I'm at work I don't have to ask people how they're doing, but I do it anyways. Generally, I tell people how I am... Which most of the time is "tired." How's that for long-winded?
from xnotlikeyoux :
neato diary,cheese m00fin
from intheory27 :
Absolutely amazing diary. You have an incredible way with words. I've only read about 5 entries, but I'm adding you to my favorites so I can look around later. Thanks so much for the glimpse into your world. -Lani
from jahloser :
I love Op Ivy. You love Op Ivy. Wow, how crazy is that? I like your diary alot.
from pocket5 :
i dont have the ideal relationship with my father either *hug* ...if i had a magic wand i'd give you that dream girl you speak of :)
from loveisacrime :
I don't really have anything cool to say... I like your diary thing. It's interesting. So... yeah. Bye.
from argy :
how was the show?
from nekono :
"opinions are like kittens, i was giving them away" I spyed you in the diner too, diaryland diner that's what it is! Your entry about your father was wonderous. Is it real or do you lie about your life like I do?
from saint-louise :
Huh. There's Peth again. This is getting coincidentally creepy. I like the phrase "jumbo lump crab meat." It's mine now.
from peth :
We looked for you at Crystal Lake Diner last night. Six diaryland stars, girls with racks and tattoos. There was no ketchup on our table. Nor was there any catsup.
from undesirable :
"Could this be a note to Ed?" questioned Fred. "Jinkies! It's a clue!" exclaimed Velma. "Like Zoinks, Scoob! All this talk is like making me hungry." commented Shaggy. "Reah. Ri raunt rum rooby racks." replied Scooby-Doo. Um yeah. Hi. I noted you again. Weeeeeeee. I think I'm high. Wait no, I know I'm not. But my cheeks feel really hot and I think there's too much blood circulating in my brain. And I'm not sleepy. Jinkies.
from star-gazer33 :
yeah yeah you think youre so great ... but i dont see you saying something quoteworthy enough for bobby burgess himself qouting you in his profile ... hah! i win ... and i got to your page this time through diary critic ... apparently youre good enough to be critiqued by them. oh by the way. you have an amazing diary and the last one was so good i could hug you. and to all you ed fans .... i know him .... oooh you can be jealous now. (im trying to see if i can make enemies) :) have a nice day.
from undesirable :
Wow. Ed likes notes. Casey loves Ed's abtract entry. Casey loves it beyond words. Casey's jaw dropped open when she read it. But don't get Casey wrong, Casey knew that Ed's writing abilities were excellent, but now Casey has been amazed beyond words. Casey wants to give the entry a hug, but she realizes it's impossible to hug typed words and html. Casey is saddened at that. Casey also realizes that she's not in Ed's WTF section, but she's okay with that. Casey realizes that if Ed had to put a description in for her it would not be family friendly. *wink* Casey knows she is a loser. Casey hopes she makes Ed happy with this note. Oh by the way...this is Casey.
from mrknowitall :
7-9-02 Insanity. That was one of the greatest things i have ever read in my entire life. I loved it beyond words.
from star-gazer33 :
ed! i saw your banner! oooh youre famous!
from argy :
swak. i have to maybe go get glasses now.
from vibrantone :
you're beautiful and awesome and overall really rad. [my diary is locked]
from faeriexgirl :
heart the diary. i loved the way you talked about your computer when you first got it. uh huh. you should just call yourself edward or edwardo..hehe no not reallly......ok if you want....tooodles and hearts.
from mindspin :
eddie. ed. eddy. BLAH. i've always preferred screaming the named -edward- at night.
from kronikkat :
i love this diary i have read back to the very beginning.. i still love this diary.
from steelsereph :
Oh. And you collect Pez dispensors? That is unutterably cool.
from steelsereph :
I've never gotten into the punk scene (the idea of an anti-conformity /group/ has always read strangely) but you're interesting so I'll comment anyway. --- Now, what to comment about.... well, this is me, so a stupid comment.... Ed is a child molestor's name? I've always thought it was Frank that molested the youbg 'uns. Or Bob. Ed's are more the sexually repressed type. This doesn't apply to you, of course.
from sushi-cat :
aahh!!! i just realized i said grrl!! sorry. i'm used to saying "grrl" after "you kick ass." yeah. uhmn...i think i should stop talking now....
from sushi-cat :
hi! my name is lesly. lol. i just wanted to say this: YOU kick ASS grrl! oh, and i love thebanner. excellente! =D....k yeah i'm done now u.u;; but yeah, you are so very cool. =)
from soul-grimace :
Yo. I'd just like to mention... you are my idle. Haha, no. But you are one kickin bitch. I think slick's got a thing for you... Hehe. Lots of loves.
from mindspin :
After playing Playmash.com, I kept getting this.... You will live in Apartment. You will drive a Red Mitsuibishi Eclipse. You will marry Edward and have 5 kids. You will be a Stripper in Orlando.
from pezpunka :
I'm seriously considering moving my diary to a new location so Slick will stop leaving me these fucking notes.
from slick45 :
RE: ARGY: moms give the most frightening comments sometimes. ---- moms give the most frightening head sometimes. yet ed keeps on plodding away, jacking off to that gay porn of his and getting caught. c'mon buddy, calm down, take a blunt, mellow out and phat-rocka pharm-wear yo!
from slick45 :
yea, your mom's a 3riple platinum cunt. peace yo. fifteenigga g's.
from poppyfish :
I. Love. It.
from manchichi :
sure you can come then but i won't be there. i'll be at home. i only work nights.
from manchichi :
i'm confused. 11pm or am? cvs closes at 9:30pm. come before then.
from manchichi :
come on a monday night. what is your name?
from manchichi :
oooh excellent! I love digging through the condoms! my name is Megan. There is another Megan who works there. make sure my name tag is spelled MEGAN. That wasn't redundant or anything was it?
from manchichi :
i've never worked at three beans. i was a frequent customer from april '99-'00. maybe i know you. i work at cvs in westmont you can come visit me there.
from thenewkid :
Ed got shut down by Megan. HAHA!
from argy :
how lurvely.
from argy :
moms give the most frightening comments sometimes.
from nudeplatypus :
That happy trail entry was funny...in a weird kind of way.
from slick45 :
Song: Ben Folds Five - "Jane" I don't like that song. Oh, and ARGY wants PEZP's ass and visa versa.
from argy :
brown eyes are nice..
from screamingout :
i'm a girl and i don't hate you.
from argy :
I am Gretel and you are Hansel.
from word-of-day :
I say the english eassy entry before you edited, I think it was good. You should of kept it. Best part was what Mrs. Z said.
from argy :
crystal lake diner rocks.
from screamingout :
i liked the picture entry. it was very fun. yipee! it made me want to go to a diner.
from mindspin :
mmmmmm i wonder what cute-ed tastes like. [hah].
from slick45 :
RE: Why do girls suddenly find me interesting all of a sudden? --- Uhrrr, Riye dwo gowws fund mer intrurstring rr rof rr sudden?!? --- Ed, you're dead sexy and if I wasn't straight I'd grab your nutsack. That's why girls want you. --- Nah, seriously, beside your eight inch cock (sorry to get your hopes up ladies, but I'm afraid it's pencil-thin), it's your taste in music and the fact that you play the guitar. So just keep punkin' it with the Modest Mouse and you'll be living it up with the women.
from mrknowitall :
"*suddenly* find me interesting all of a *sudden*"? Way to be redundant, you square.
from argy :
That was very Schweet of you to call your work and leave that message. I feel bad for repeatingly signing this, but I just can't help it. Lurve and hugs.
from argy :
Aw your message cheered me up. Thanks. One day I'll get to Three Beans hopefully.. And yes, you definitely should be proud.
from matisse :
i love you (because of your taste)
from argy :
Oh wow.. I'm leaving another. It's OK. Even though I can't stop yawning.. I'll live. Olive. Hah. Don't be sorry. Are You Afraid of the Dark kicks buttocks.
from argy :
I sent you an email. School does this to you. Pee wee is hot.
from argy :
I was just going to say something profound and lovely--but then you said honk honk.
from argy :
Stewart, what did I tell you about writing Bedside Horoscope books?
from slick45 :
http://suckasspoems.diaryland.com/modestmouse.html ------------- ------------- HAHAHAHAHAH ----------------- ------------- PUNK ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK! ! ! !
from jenerino :
hello. i exist. that is all. thank you. have a wonderful day.
from undesirable :
You know what I just realized? I'm not in your WTF section. My life now lacks meaning and direction. I think I'll go to the airport and watch planes take off and drink until I pass out. Wow. That came from nowhere.
from argy :
I LURVE yr handwriting.
from mindspin :
you sounded drunk.
from mindspin :
atleast your brain tastes good. i think mine is burned. and some other people's are fried.
from argy :
So I was just in collingswood and I bought a fufu berry jones soda. Now I'm drinking it. I give it a thumbs up.. but I don't have squee.. sigh. Oh yeah, here's where I am now. Yep yep.
from bikinis :
werd.
from mindspin :
no such thing as the absolute? it sounds like you've practicing existentialism; what you believe does exist. you must choose your own way without the aid of objective standards & making no objective, rational basis for moral decisions. ghfjdhgjfhgf. what was i talking about again? *grin* you don't dot your i's; you make little x's. heh heh. so cute you are.
from jimmerbundy :
Hey I feel for ya, and I just wanted to let you know that you better update the WTF? section of your diary (youll seen why). Awesome entries. Peace.
from anglzdeath :
I miss reading about the old semi-happy Ed and his humerous adventures. Come back.
from word-of-day :
No point at all? What is that suppose to mean. It has to have a point, it's a freaking diary. Maybe it's not an "interesting" one which you might enjoy reading often, but it's my freaking diary and I can write what I find important in it. I want to be able to write what I did so I can look back at it later. If you don't like it. Meh
from salljake :
dude. can i use your HTML?
from btchelicious :
you rock.
from girlychicky :
Hi, you have an awesome diary. It's simply great. I want to say thanks for having it up for someone like me to see; it's been a huge help to me. Thanks...
from pyrite :
thanks for joining the justin sane diary ring.
from salljake :
DUDE, how is it that you can relate to everyone? Thats so cool. Yeah, i match the description of a 13 year old "anarchist" who skateboards. Yeah, so um. Uhhh, Period.
from darcyargue :
and the catch 22 ring too!
from darcyargue :
thanks for joining the ska diaryring.
from mel839 :
it's you! and i'm here. oh.
from mindspin :
did you just write an entry and delete it? arrrrrrrrrrrgh! :b
from argyllpez :
i have just started to read your diary and i really enjoy what i am reading. in a way, i feel we have stuff in common. who knows though. you seem super rad though. have a rad day! yay!
from to0faced3 :
Yes. I have the same problem. I spend so much money on candy. :X You're extreeemly cool. :P And V.G.S. are awesome. Great entry, btw. -Nicky
from mulletlady :
Hey "boo"(word repeated several times on Jenny Jones).. went to 311, and saw 50 year old men crowd surfing-wasnt home to take your call.-talk later, promise.
from anglzdeath :
Did you know they have jones cola gummi candy?
from mulletlady :
I updated. go figure
from screamingout :
far far away. bathurst. new brunswick. canada.
from screamingout :
i really want to hang out with you someday. because normally it's hard to laugh at things in type. but you just crack me up.
from pezloko :
Noo! Your math teacher sucks...Psyduck kicks ass, man!
from mulletlady :
Hey download Voodoo Glow Skulls-Fat Randy "Don't sit on my couch Fat Randy" its a classic
from anglzdeath :
awwwwwwwwww
from melodica :
did i post that 3 times? what's wrong with me??
from melodica :
DUDE! you share my jones soda obsession. may i fuck you now?
from melodica :
DUDE! you share my jones soda obsession. may i fuck you now?
from melodica :
DUDE! you share my jones soda obsession. may i fuck you now?
from mindspin :
psats are standardized crap meant to scare you. i got a 900, too, on the psats, but took the sats for the first time & i got something in the 1200 range. psats mean nothin'. i'm senior, but my russian class is full of 9th/10th graders, & i have the lowest grade in the class. beat that. mwha. :b (ps: i'm a fellow guitar abuser.)
from jentheash :
OMG! LOL! (please forgive the idiocy of the 2 previous statements; it's just they're all that seemed to fit.)
from praiseandrew :
raise the praise to andrew!
from screamingout :
you're back!!!!! yayy. oh and i seriously laughed out loud when i read that joke. your mom must rock.
from inez :
ay kid, how's things been swingin'?
from jentheash :
Sparrow.
from born-loser :
dude, i just got back from this awesome concert. chris murray and dan potthast played, they are always good. but vic from the slackers did a solo gig, and mike park was in attendance to this little concert. it was in a coffee shop. I shook hands with vic and mike, and exchanged a few words. i felt like kneeling on the floor Wayne's World style and yelling I'm Not Worthy! i'm still walking on air...
from green-soul :
YOUR FUCKING SEXY! mMmMMm
from thenewkid :
Yeah, the Strokes. That's some good shit.
from green-soul :
LMAO the escalator story was great! I got my shoe lace stuck in one ,one time..it was scary..I was like 7 years old and i was screaming and saying "A MONSTER IS EATING MY SHOE" lmao...any ways..buh bye..
from born-loser :
dude, you should check out Asian Man Records. I just started reading ur shit, so I don't know if youve already found it or not, but you should definitely check it out. Also, try Skankin' Pickle. They pretty much started Ska-Punk. They broke up, and the lead singer, Mike Park, formed Asian Man. The first CD they released was Pezcore, which you might recognize as Less Than Jake's first CD. Anyfuck dude, check 'em out. www.AsianManRecords.com. If you mail them your school picture and include your mailing address and such, they'll send you a free sampler CD, so you can see if you dig some of the stuff. Specific Asian Man Ska Punk Bands to look our for: Slow Gherkin mu330 Unsteady The Toasters (They are gonna release some stuff on Asian Man since Moon Ska died) King Apparatus Chris Murray (front man for King Apparatus, does some spectacular acoustic solo, look out for him live) Johnny Socko The Bruce Lee Band The Chinkees Gotta look Asian Man up if you already haven't. If you can't tell I'm way big on 3rd wave revival. 3rd wave is skatacular. -Joe btw, look me up on aim... UnrefinedNerd
from porcelina33 :
your musical tastes rock. every band you listed on your profile i love. ok im done... if i dont' stop now ill start gushing about them all. just letting you know that you rock. bye- emelie
from undesirable :
Shouldn't it be PezPunka 2K2? *tisk, tisk* your diary title is behind the times, Ed old pal. *to self* Oh shut up. *replies* Sorry. I'm just nit picking. I'm bored. But I chose to be bored to today, so I could do this type of pointless stuff. It really should be 2K2 though. If you don't change it I'm going to have the police come to your house and arrest you on account of....of well, I don't know. They'd arrest you though, or maybe they'd just laugh in my face when I went to the station and told them what your crime was. Hey I remind myself of someone what with all this nit picking about 2K2. Slick! Our very own spell check. Heh. See? I'm really bored cause I'm still writing in this little box. I wonder if it's possible to fill it to a maximum amount. Don't worry I won't try. Ok, I'l guess I'll go now.
from word-of-day :
It's about DOGS that sleep under snow and kill other dogs and humans...Not wolfs!!!
from mockster :
you have a spiffy website.
from darcyargue :
I'm not in my right mind. Hah, fuck it.
from darcyargue :
what was I talking about?
from darcyargue :
Thanks for joining the minor threat ring! :) Rock on. Your diary rocks. Oh yeah, I also have a Catch 22 ring, so you know. Stay gold alex
from the-slacker :
actually... I believe that nothing was broken by the hands of me at the sleep over.... oh and HI! this is the first time that I ever signed this.... bye
from green-soul :
I love you...your sexy...real sexy..so is yer friend with the big lips. HAHA
from jentheash :
May I please be the second one to wish you a grand Christmas. PLEASE???? Happy Christmas, my love!
from pezloko :
May I be the first to say, MERRY CHRISTMAS, ED!
from jentheash :
See! I'm not the only one who says "neat"! And Tori, I agree, he is neat.
from torizionamos :
Hey. You're a neat kid.
from stellamaris :
dude. wtf is up with this emo crap? :[
from clevertitle :
Haven't spoken with you in awhile. Don't be such a stranger, ya hear?
from jentheash :
What happened to 5 entries on the one year anniversary? I don't even see one. Shmaa!
from btchelicious :
a) I will kick anyone in the head you want me to, because I like that sort of thing anyway.
b) "The Lottery" isn't so bad, but it isn't worthy of a whole term paper.
from skanktacular :
hey i read *the lottery* . i feel your pain... anyway, you have time to get your percentage up by the time the *real* report cards are due. good luck!
from sarahthekid :
dont you just hate people?
from gay-plumbers :
why didn't I see it before? ? i must have been fucking BLIND!
from gay-plumbers :
from jentheash : Hi Ed! I didn't see you there! YOU ARE AUDITIONING FOR THE FALL SHOW! How would we be a success without you? The majority of our female audience comes to see you! Pleae Ed? And who said you'd be Feste or whatever the hell his name is? You are funny in real life true, but you are talented enough to play a serious role! More talented than most of the seniors. Did you SEE the play last fall? It sucked. You'd definately get in! You rock Ed! I'm gonna find you tomorow in school and drag you to auditions with me. Please let me. You'd be great. I know it. Please? Oh yeah, I almost forgot. I HATE you!
from jentheash :
COME HOME FROM WORK RIGHT NOW! I miss you too much... As for the fortune cookies, why don't you cry and write a song about it? Wait, you probobly already did. :)
from sarahthekid :
Know what ya do when you have two fortunes?...Give one to a friend!
from pezloko :
PhyskoFish? PhyskoFish???
from cherryboom :
erm but i thought thats when alter-egos were sposed to come in handy?
from slick45 :
i too am rolling my eyes across the lush landscape, the lush landscape that is ed!
from mel839 :
i'm bob
from jentheash :
You're the only one I know of that can make me smile this horribly early in the morning.
from iona :
george was my favorite beatle too..and the beat goes on... very cool entry.
from screamingout :
WEEEEOOOOOOO that was an awesome 200th entry. congrats Ed.
from punkedoutpig :
Oh. So this is the part where I say, congrats on 200 entries? Nah. I have 38 entries, so there.
from word-of-day :
I don't think I used lazy in my last entry...did you see it? I sure didn't. I haven't used in since the 11th. So ha ha to you.
from pezpunka :
...Or your name is Steve and you use the word "lazy" in almost every single sentence.
from pezpunka :
...Or your name is Steve and you use the word "lazy" in almost every single sentence.
from word-of-day :
Hi, my name is Jen. And I'm a goth sex kitten and I like to read entrys at 6 am
from jentheash :
Hi my names Ed and I like to lie just to make Jen turn bright red.
from screamingout :
well, pezoloko took my idea. but what the hell /me hugs ed
from pezloko :
::hugs Ed::
from atarii :
it's 2 am, my hands are freezing, & i'm doing history homework. all this cold war & truman doctrine shit is getting me really pissed off, but i guess i'll just say hi.
from sarahthekid :
hello. how are things? really? good good. so what did u do this weekend? really? i went to a show. yea. it was fun. well, it was nice catchin up with you. bye.
from jentheash :
Smile. If you don't smile I'll feel bad smiling, but I can't stop. AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!!!! So smile or I'm going to vogue/scruff you until you do.
from loser-kid :
and that, is why i plan on blowing up the school. HAAHAHAHAHAHFEHHSFDHFDSHGHgKDHkhdhd JUST KDIDINGNI!N!I!N!N!!!
from realityrose :
wow...just after reading your site, I feel that I've known you for my whole entire life. The slackers rule.
from mindspin :
weeeeeee! your pictures were so much fun! you look a lot older! oh, your friend vince is fun, too ;o)
from jentheash :
I love you more.
from cold-love :
I love your diary its awesome!Your a really cool person from what i read! check out mine some time! Amy
from jentheash :
Noodles? Whats that? sigh... I look to your diary for heartwarming entertainment about my dearest friend, and I get "NOODLES!" Oh Ed, you have let me down. But how I love you still.
from tofukiller :
oh boy :0) i like it.
from angstrom :
u gotta J-O-B! congrats :) welcome & thanks for being 2nd in my SHELUVSMENOT ring. toodles.
from sarahthekid :
noodles, eh?
from inez :
ok, i also have a question. i am a rather old, starting to get out of touch person. i mean, i was/am still all into the punk /hardcore etc shit, but what the fuck is emo? signed, old, retired punkrockgirl
from inez :
jesus h. christ, your notes page is too long!! anyways, maybe i'd buy you the jone's soda kit thing-y if you promised to wear the "hello, my name is dave" sticker on your shirt for the REST OF YOUR LIFE!!! that is, unless your name is dave. it wouldn't seem so funny then.
from sarahthekid :
"orgasmic"...haha, what a wonderfully descriptive adjective. I LOVE IT
from punkedoutpig :
To tufftastic: I feel like that too, especially when he chooses not to respond in an IM when you ask him a question. Bleh. (insert emoticon here) I'll smash your tv.
from jentheash :
Hi my name is Jen and today was my fisrt day of real school in 7 days. My last day of work is now Monday the 19th NOT Tuesday the 20th. I also know and love the amazing, infamous Ed. Could my life get any better?
from tufftastic :
94 hits?? i hate you ..haha...i feel like the annoying kid that always hangs around cuz he thinks youre his buddy, but he's not. cuz...i dont know you, yet i always feel compelled to sign your stupid analyzer note-thingy. ...shut up.
from anglzdeath :
Hi. I just wanted to let you know that i went to the suicide machiens concert in boston, and it was incredible. Well the openening bands weren't so great but suicide machines put on an awesome freakin' show. They sang lots of destruction by definition.
from inez :
hey thanks for noticin' that my cat died, it made me feel better some, i was bawling my ass off when i wrote that and then you left me a note qquickly after and that was supercool. was gonna reply to you before because i think your layout rocks and i read when i can, but my pc crashed a couple weeks ago, so forget that idea! i'll be reading more you've had me laughing my ass off from the few entries i've read. yooodle hoo! can you say superior journal?! :-)
from anglzdeath :
You SOLD your suicide machines ticket?!? How could YOU???
from pezpunka :
No, no, I know. I'm the exact same way. Argh, it gets on my nerves.
from sarahthekid :
just to clear up any confusion on my previous statement in this, ever so lovely, analyzer... what i meant was, why is the word "gay" an insult? really, gay is not an adjective. i mean, you should not call something "gay" unless it really has "gay" in the title, like a "gay sex shop" for instance (because they really do have those, im not trying to be funny or anything). i am not trying to offend anyone in any way whatsoever, so please dont take this in offense.
from pezpunka :
God, I wish I knew. Everything is always "gay" to people now in days. Since when was the word an adjective?
from sarahthekid :
whats so bad about "gay" anyways?
from jentheash :
I quit and I love you.
from punkedoutpig :
Do me the hugest favor Vincemeister, pllllllease. Update, mmk? If ya don't, I'll be forced to kick you in the head with an ice skate.
from tufftastic :
update, damn you!
from shineystars :
hi cool person! i just thought i'd stop by and leave ya a lil note and stuff. keep your coolness!-julie
from anglzdeath :
After reading some of your stuff, i cant believe your only 15. Wow, thats what i say.
from pertynpunk :
awesome writing. 2 thumbs up
from tufftastic :
"The worst feeling in the world is hating the person you love the most..." So amazingly true.
from sarahthekid :
I have never seen you before BUT, your sexy anyways
from jentheash :
Hi, my names Jen and well... hi. Ummm, I was told to tell you how sexy you are or something. So yeah. You're sexy. Do you want a cookie? Boston creme, just couldn't resist. *scruff scruff*
from mindspin :
you are the sexiest one to ever grace diaryland. [and the reds on your diary look great]
from punkedoutpig :
Oh yea Ed, you're one hell of a sexy guy... on account that I've never eeever seen you before; but I will, one day, some day, far away.
from anglzdeath :
Wendy's is so much more classier!!! hi by the way, your a funny kid and you make me laugh. Ciao
from sarahthekid :
awww pobrecito (that means poor baby in spanish...im smart huh?)
from hornykid :
hey your diary is great. read mine too!
from mindspin :
aww...you seem hot. haha. but where's your webcam? i clicked it. and it no work. ::sniff::
from ace-reviews :
You've been reviewed!;) And i love your diary. http://ace-reviews.diaryland.com/pezpunka.html ~Amanda
from pezpunka :
I havn't had my 200th yet though. *Insert sad emoticon* But thanks.
from cherryboom :
Woah happy 200th there! Pfft your moms not exactly 'down with the kids' huh? EVERYone knows all the girlies love a geek!
from screamingout :
I think Jones Cola is physic. Like Cleo er something. I drank my second bottle of the vanilla flavor. The picture on the bottle was a skater, and the fortune said "A newcomer in your life is becoming more important", and I just started going out with a skater.. OooOoOOo
from shineystars :
i like ur diary...very cool
from sarahthekid :
WOOOOO! YEEEAAAAAAAA!! GO ED!
from pezpunka :
God damnit. I signed my own analyzer and then when DLand goes to e-mail me to let me know, I get all excited. For what? To see my own fucking user name on the top? God, I HATE MY LIFE! Diary life, that is.
from pezpunka :
You signed my analyzer.
from tuffstuff :
You are entertaining.
from word-of-day :
hehe....I saw your today at that place with food and drinks
from jentheash :
SHOP AT WALGREENS. Buy make-up. Get advice from your local cosmitiacian. I mean... what?
from jentheash :
Alright, face. I love you to death but I know very well you don't want to go to see Juliana. I love them to death too, but I love you more. I want to go, but I'm just gonna scream like an N-SYNC fan in your poor already half deaf ear while you try to strangle yourself. I know you don't like them and it hurts me. THATS WHY THE TICKET WAS LOST. Well, no. It was lost because I'm a moron. But thats besides the point. Thank you for being so great. If you bought that ticket tonight I'll divorce all other husbands and marry you immediately. If not, I'm still a very happy chick to know I have a friend as scruffy as you.
from pezpunka :
Haha! Awesome!
from screamingout :
Tonight at Walmart my sister and I went half-zy on a case of 4 jones cola. Vinalla flavor. When I bought them I thought of you.
from pezpunka :
Hey Ed! It's me, Maxwell Murder! Your alterego. Remember me? I did a entry for you! I'M the reason you got a 96/100 on Diary Reviews!
from punkedoutpig :
So yes'm. Stop playing your Chrono Trigger and go get a Julianna cd. They rock me hard, and they should do the same for you.
from diaryreviews :
Your review is ready..go check it out http://diaryreviews.diaryland.com/pezpunka.html
from screamingout :
i love you maxwell murder.
from sarahthekid :
wow, you have 12 periods of school? I only have 6...
from pezloko :
NyQuil usually keeps you groggy for half a day after you wake up. Or at least that's my experience and what I've heard from other people. Try taking just the DayQuil and sleeping normally.
from punkedoutpig :
*tear* You can't be sick my dear... get better soon, ya hear? Hey, I just rhymed, whaddaya know!!!
from sarahthekid :
you make me feel, you make me feel, you make me feel like a na-tu-ral womaaan
from punkerpinky :
actually, ed, that public gazebo is actually a private gazebo on private property...
from screamingout :
gluck Jen. /me hugs her family
from sarahthekid :
wow it would be extremely..uh..neat(yea thats it) to call you on the phone...i'd do it any day! im so enthused! serioulsy...
from pezloko :
I'd call you, Ed. Even though we've only spoken once in an IM. And you probably think I'm a stalker anyway. And we wouldn't really have anything to say. But, uh...yeah!
from star-gazer33 :
ed! I dont believe i tell you enough how much i love you!! your opinions mean alot to me and i wish we talked more often ... and hey i walked all the way to your house and i didnt even get one sprite??!! geeze i should at least get some of thatstolen soda or something... o and can i be in your band? i play sax!.. aww y not! because im a girl? o so thats how you operate ... hmmm ... maybe me and jen and rachel should dress like boys or maybe ... ok so ill shut up now! love ya ... i wish you loved me too *sob* ... um now that i have officially taken up alot of space in your "analizer thinga ma jiggy" ... uh ... bye
from jentheash :
Hi, this is Jen who would like to appologize for not mentioning you when mentioning the Unity Through Music in my diary. The night I wrote that Colin had been the only one who really talked about it. I'm sorry. It had been corrected but the guilt still lays heavily on my heart.
from sarahthekid :
look! look! my reccomendations really do work!
from word-of-day :
Ed!!!...get on-line more...
from hornykid :
hi. in sarah's entry... it said that we should all read your diary today and thats all it says. you are really great. i think its ludicrous that so many people had to die and also that one mintority of people with a taste for blood could possess so much gravatoss (oops. i cant spell) over the entire planet... im gonna read your stuff wheever i have the time...
from jentheash :
I love you.
from cherryboom :
I spent about 2 hours yesterday speaking to someone who's screen name was 'BOMB DA PAKIES' I guess all we can do is hope no one with any actual power over the situation thinks as ignorantly. I don't see how anyone who has mourned over all those people can support killing more - no life is worth more than another. It trivalises their 'grief' completely. BTW I expect you know this already but England's in support of retaliation. Hmm I rephrase that: the English GOVERNMENT is in support of retaliation.
from sarahthekid :
dude, u just fucking...amaze me. u are like the smartest kid...no wait, person, i have ever like read about or whatever, im speechless...if only more people thought the way u do...
from loser-kid :
wow. 9/12 entry is marvelous. clap clap.
from slick45 :
Yes. Ed. The band will be good. I will watch TRL and go to cross country practice tommorow. We joked about gorillas today at lunch, and we'll joke about gorilas tomorow at lunch. Yes. That's what we'll do.
from pezpunka :
I love my readers. Thanks for the support everyone. I'm feeling a little better...
from sarahthekid :
dont be so hard on youself...that was a waaaay more than decent song...it was pretty awsome actually
from screamingout :
wow. that song was fucking awesome
from jentheash :
Ed, you are the most important member of the Maxwell Murder Rocksteady 7. You're Maxwell! You're not only the heart and soul of the band, you're gonna be the best trumpet player imaginable. I love you to death. This band will be a success and it'll all be because of you and your greatness. Cheer up.
from screamingout :
hey.. i think you should play the trumpet... i played it for three years and i really liked it and it was pretty easy to learn :)
from jentheash :
Hi, I'm Ed and I like to sign guestbooks pretending to be Jen because she is my hero. Yeah but no. ANYWAY if you're only going to take one, take trumpet. I like it better; I really do not like the way a saxaphone sounds, too whiney like (no offense Slick). But I thought you said something about both. I DO NOT know. I never know. Well, I do know whatever you choose will be great because it just will and I said.
from loser-kid :
just trumpet it. we already have too many saxophones. go drown yourself.
from sarahthekid :
i think u should play the trupmet...ummmm...becauuuuuusee....uhhhhh... because I say so!!
from slick45 :
hhmmmm, sax or trumpet? hmmmmm. . . play sax. it sounds like 'sex'. . . or trumpet. it sounds like 'hump it'. i dunno. i personally like sax better. more mellow less harsh. . . haha! sex! hump it! *chuckle*... . . . . . .
from screamingout :
ugh, shitty deal about the reggie and the full effect concert... try out the font Westminster, for some odd reason it makes me think of reggie and the full effect /me shrugs least a cool band like that actually goes to some place close to where you live...
from slick45 :
"...and fill up my jug, with that good ol' mountain dew."
That's a great jingle. I forget the begining.
Oh by the way, stolen soda tastes better then regular soda.
from jentheash :
How dare you take that soda!! You knew the guy was goinf to be right back. It'd be one thing if you were in the middle of the dessert and saw a box of cold soda just randomly lying there, it'd be great to take it. BUT IT WAS RIGHT NEXT TO THE MACHINE. I'm very disapointed in you Ed. I do recall a certain speedline incedent in which the law was broken and I was involved, but since I've mended my ways. You should too. Besides, I hate soda. Never do this again or I will never wear buns in you presence so long as I live. Am I perfectly understood? Good. That said, I love you.
from sarahthekid :
hey SEXY! that would be real neato if you actualy got that voicemail thingy
from punkerpinky :
ed is sexy. sexy sexy sexy. that is all.
from sarahthekid :
read my diary!!! will someone please read my stinkin' diary??
from jentheash :
bleb (i.e. soup nah)
from screamingout :
AHH i absolutly LOVE small font.. my icq font is size 7 er 8, same with irc. bluah
from pezpunka :
Have I ever told you that I loved you? Thanks so much. *smooch*
from pezpunka :
Have I ever told you that I loved you? Thanks so much. *smooch*
from screamingout :
Walamrt = Walmart
from screamingout :
hey yer looking for a spot that sells jones? Well, I'm not sure if you have one there, because I'm not sure where there is... but anyway, Walamrt sells 4 packs and Shoppers Drug Mart sells it too.. And yeah, Canada rocks :P
from pezpunka :
*smile* She thinks I get annoyed when people sign it. Not at all, Sarah dear. :)
from sarahthekid :
:::sigh::: sorry if im bugging you by writing in here so many times, but im just bored and i have no life...once again, sorry
from gorilla1 :
mmmmmmmkay. I am quite slow. yes. but its an analyzer, not a...oh never mind. I wont make sense anyway.
from pezpunka :
*Smile* This is the guestbook, dear. Have a nice day. Oh, and also... FUCKING THANK YOU FOR SIGNING. ALL OF YOU!
from gorilla1 :
get a guestbook dammit! hmm...I bet there is one but I'm too lazy to look hard enough...oh wells.
from sarahthekid :
yay! Ed is back!
from sarahthekid :
hey, dont worry i wasnt 15 till like a month after 9th grade too...it really sucks being young dont it? all my friends can drive and stuff, we are such losers...haha just kiddin
from pezpunka :
AHAHAHAHAHA! SOMEONE SIGNED THE ANALYZER! FUCK YES! FUCK YES! FUCK YES! I told YOU! I told you people thought I was cool! Look! He said I was funny and he's going to order an Edgemaster right now because it's a special offer for the next 15 minutes! BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE... If I get more people to leave messages, I'll start updating more.
from wackyweirdo :
dude, you are funny as hell. after reading the whole edge master incident i was left laughing for weeks. keep up the good work. i am addicted to watching infomercials. yes it is sad yet very very true. i mean they are so much better than late night tv. i laso have a twisted sense of humor, so maybe that's it.
from pezpunka :
No one signs my analyzer. That must mean I have no friends. Maybe I should kill myself. PLEASE SIGN MY ANALYZER! I HAVE NO LIFE!
from maroondawn81 :
*God never gives you anything he knows you wont get through* i hope that helps, it helps me out when i need it.
from mrknowitall :
BE BIG! BE LOUD! BE ANTI-ESTABLISHMENT! Just Punk it!
from screamingout :
well hmm.. i guess i could start by saying ltj rocks.. and i just started reading your uhmm.. 4 er 5 entries tonight and i couldn't get enough. bahh
from jentheash :
Hi Ed! I didn't see you there! YOU ARE AUDITIONING FOR THE FALL SHOW! How would we be a success without you? The majority of our female audience comes to see you! Pleae Ed? And who said you'd be Feste or whatever the hell his name is? You are funny in real life true, but you are talented enough to play a serious role! More talented than most of the seniors. Did you SEE the play last fall? It sucked. You'd definately get in! You rock Ed! I'm gonna find you tomorow in school and drag you to auditions with me. Please let me. You'd be great. I know it. Please? Oh yeah, I almost forgot. I HATE you!
from pezloko :
Lies! "Fight Club" is one of THE greatest movies ever and the end does too make sense. Unless you mean the very end where the one person doesn't die when they really should have, but does die in the book. (Hollywood screwed around with it to make the very end "happier.") I tried to be as ambiguous as possible while saying that so anyone who hasn't seen it won't be angry. Sorry for the constant lengthy analyzer signings.
from pezpunka :
Diaryland is really starting to piss me off...especially with the analyzer. You said it'd be finished "in a couple of days". Sup wit dat, yo?!?
from loser-kid :
nope, it sure isnt. -c
from pezloko :
Since I have no idea where Haddon Twp. is, would that be the Applebees/WalMart on Rte. 1 by any chance?
from loser-kid :
snoobie doobie noobies!
from offender :
What's the deal with this "All your bases are belong to us." saying? I've heard many people say it and I don't understand it.
from offender :
Wow!
from offender :
Wow, Eddie! This site looks like you copied off of some skinhead.
from vegangrrrl :
(read the one below first) oh, yeah, i forgot to add: i too am a socialist, used to be communist (not anarchist), but i'm migrating towards social democracy. oh, yeah, and if you were wondering, yes, i am you're exact copy *wink*
from vegangrrrl :
fuckin' A! I was raised in Jersey, collect PEZ and PEZ related items (i've got over 200), love punk rawk, am a computer nerd, and well, shit, that's enough for me for to say, "hey you, you're fucking cool, check out my diary, i'm a vegan with mohawk, write me some fucking email."
from julebug11 :
Hey, just want to let you know, I read your diary thing all the time! Sure, I talk to you all the time too, but your private life is important to me. While I'm sitting at home on my ass doing nothing, you are out having a great time at the LTJ/Anti-Flag show. Lucky you.
from offender :
Cats DO NOT, I repeat DO NOT, have 9 lives. P.S. Less Than Jake and MXPX suck, majorly.
from cherryboom :
Hey I saw LTJ way back on Nov 22nd. They're back over here soon but no where near me =( MxPx supported them and we skanked the night away! Aw I wanna go again!
from thefatalflu :
Awesome diary. I read your recent article, you're going to the less than jake show too?!?! I'm seeing them march 7th here in los angeles. totally awesome. you have some great taste in music...i'll keep reading your diary, keep it up
from cherryboom :
Aw wow! You're going out with her! Sweeeet! Well I hope you're happy.
from loser-kid :
Ed, you suck. Wait, no you dont. And who the hells this Rachel girl? She sounds like a bitch. Wait, no she doesnt. Good luck, pal, and remember: Always pack a rubber!
from fuckup :
its times like these that make me want to learn to breakdance.
from pezloko :
And after looking into the archives, an atheist as well. You are simply beyond words.
from pezloko :
Hey, a fellow pez from New Jersey who also likes "American History X." You rock, man.
from pezpunka :
to ed, the sexiest mofo this side of beantown. Be Big. Be Loud. Be Anti-Establishment. Just punk it.
from pezpunka :
Jeeeeez...c'mon! Sign my analyzer!
from pezpunka :
Hey! d00d, this is so fucking cool. I love you. I want to...wait, why am I talking to myself?

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