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from ruebenwafco :
u still kicking it? we miss ur updates...
from vidapacifica :
Pirate-ships, oh pirate-ships. Wherefore art thou, pirate-ships?
from beulahbondo :
That's really odd and sad about Roger Ebert, because his former "thumbs up" partner, Gene Siskel, died of salivary gland cancer. As did one of the Ramones. Joey?
from i-was-here :
thank you. ps: martin starr is a toootal dreamboat
from vidapacifica :
I miss you, pirate-ships.
from beulahbondo :
Dear Smithy Schwinn Smithschwee, Did you know there is a Northampton chapter of Billionaires for Bush? Contact Karen J. Andrade <ABCDresses@charter.net>. It's an excuse to wear your Prada! Sincerely, Beulah B.
from peth :
i expect Vince to bring me the still warm heart of a puppy, wrapped in waxed paper that smells like head cheese.
from d-rex17 :
i'm not gonna beg.
from varicocele :
I am, indeed, using the chicken to measure it. But if you put the sock over here, then that's commercial.
from varicocele :
Ken Nordine? Nice. Vote Snerd
from mainsqueeze :
Hey, babybaby. Just checking in on you and seeing how you're doing. Vive to you, as well. Take care.
from d-rex17 :
hi! umm, what are you doing tomorrow? and, i have an idea for a film that i want to make/will you help me? it's about jeffrey dahmer, and it's called 'eatery'. not even kidding. i straightened my hair and it's missing your touch dearheart, so when shall we convene? <3 etc.
from peth :
Congratulations! Noho is such a sweet ness town. Have a coffee at the haymarket and think of me.
from beulahbondo :
Yeah good for you! Congratulations, "grad." But isn't part of the Smith deal that right, everyone is female but there are many genders? And hence it's very UN-un-coed? Eh, whatever, it's too confusing for me. Northampton gets to me sometimes - loud lesbians and stringy dogs and loud skateboard kids - but all in all it's a great place!
from beulahbondo :
Are you going to Hampshire College? Or what? Smith??
from d-rex17 :
umm, yes yes you know it... do you want to cut my hair? summer heat disagrees with me. plus dying maybe maybe maybe? can we have northampton sleepovers and dress electrotrash?
from vidapacifica :
I'm still reeling from the chicken remains blanket.
from mugshot :
wolf blitzer is my mama's name! see dis? dis is me wif an angry face.
from beulahbondo :
Mormor Randinga! "Mormor" is Swedish for Grandmother. Grandma salad.
from peth :
my mater tried to get me to read the da vinci code, but I would have none of it. the cover is enough to scare any proper lady away.
from vidapacifica :
Updating one's diary is so passe!
from beulahbondo :
You should talk to Peth and Addie about the library displays, because that's what they do! But I think you're on the right track with the Reese's metaphor.
from vidapacifica :
My little pirate-ships is all grown up! And you grows up, and you grows up, and you grows up...
from addieplum :
you could come to our granny girl squad meetings!
from beulahbondo :
Granny up! Also on the "in" list these days: semi-autism. Like Andy Warhol.
from i-was-here :
i <3 monk more than any other television program to date.
from beulahbondo :
Dora, you are the funniest person ever...just had to tell that.
from d-rex17 :
hey, je t'adore, can we get together soon? oh man, jude law pretty porcine? comment?
from beulahbondo :
My Patty Hearst obsession is old and rich, like Zsa Zsa Gabor. Tell me more about how you make black beans.
from mainsqueeze :
Lisa Loeb and Dweezil Zappa! Why didn't somebody do this sooner? Happy holidays, my dear Pirate.
from mi-contra-fa :
Write your paper! Word.
from beulahbondo :
Write your paper! Now tell me to grade my papers!
from vidapacifica :
Update, por favor!
from beulahbondo :
Funny girl, I've been singing "Iron Man" in my head all day. Were you listening?
from peth :
oh, i started making a print version of my diary, just in case all the computers in the world suddenly disappeared and i needed to remember how i felt two years ago. i am way behind. it's a grand idea, though.
from mi-contra-fa :
But... it's German that _Ian_ sings! That must make a difference, surely? Also: I read an article recently suggesting that future historians will construct their accounts of our century based on old blogs. It's a terrifying thought.
from beulahbondo :
Face it D, you *are* a good writer - but you deserve some constructive criticism from your teacher too...
from vidapacifica :
Unfortunately I know that "aaaah" sound some people feel compelled to emit at a poem's conclusion too well. It is most awful when coupled with a covering-the-mouth hand gesture and an affirmative head shake.
from mi-contra-fa :
word.
from mi-contra-fa :
Hi... I'm not sure what your note was querying the Sicilianness of, but if any exists it's not deliberate - apologies for unwonted idiocy here (...less coffee, more sleep) I like your diary very much, and also Ian Bostridge, bless him.
from reganesque :
oh and PS, I also got a keychain that is this little guy lifting up his shirt and showin off his peepee ever so casually, and he squirts water from his ahem, how cool is that. I gave it to my friend. PPPPS I think we have some sort of cosmic connection here. spooky, with keychains and the uni fairs and whatnot.
from reganesque :
yo my nizzle your joke is the funniest in the world. oh yes so the joke goes like this: you make someone stick their fingers in their mouth and pull on the sides of it, and then they have to say "I was born on a pirate ship." It's supposed to sound like "I was born on a pile of shit." HAHAHA. Witty, non?
from d-rex17 :
how am i not your favorite in the world? call me immediately 643 0759
from reganesque :
mind if i add you to my favourites? ps i always tell people i was born on a pirate ship. do you know that joke?
from zakj :
fo shizzle-- i have this alternating thang goiing on with beulah there. gots'ta keep up my side. just got back from an ultimate frisbee competition, my first, no clue what i was doing. but i do know how to smack the frisbee down from the air. booooyakashah lata kid
from beulahbondo :
Hey, Dog Day Afternoon is one of my favorites too! It's one of the maybe three I own on tape. Love Pacino's baby eyebags in that one. Attica! Attica!
from zakj :
yo didnt i already give you my email? and i dont remember yours so you better hit mine up have fun at eo smith; remember, it's yours, so do it a favor and spice it up with a little mis-chief
from beulahbondo :
I wore the snake print! It was smashing, baby! Thank you for your sartorial concern.
from zakj :
o'viously the only way to really contact me is my email, clt2102@columbia.edu, but hey anyways. good luck with school, and will you tell ol' dan that i don't HAVE a password and username for d-rex? nyc is wonderful, tonight i had champagne and smoked a pipe (real pipe, like sherlock) and hung around with people from paris and avoided a frat party. love to all, c
from beulahbondo :
I need fashion advice! Saturday: urban wedding, small, in a restaurant not a church. Do I wear the slinky BCBG animal-print halter dress, which is mad flattering even tho I don't like animal prints? Or simple black linen?
from zakj :
obviously since i wrote a <i>dissertation</i> on where to swim in mansfield, il faut que tu me telephone!! (as the french say, dur)
from peth :
ginger lip-gloss sounds sharp.
from d-rex17 :
guess how fast I feel like sleeping... I miss you love, and I've got lot's of cereal here. Also: wine?
from pirate-ships :
you're totally andre breton's bitch! so what?
from zakj :
i've gotten so now i'm totally blatant with my non-working at work. actually i think eyes are boring into the back of my head. i better go. tag me- i'll ring- 1706?
from habbit :
i like snacks, and i like to watch swimming pools. i like music so much id probably like to live off it, instead of snacks or food. but for the time being, i do need to eat.
from zakj :
dora, it is so sad that all my programmer-friends are away and i am eating my lunch in a little imac email station. what have you been doing? i was in cape cod and before that in illinois, and then after cape cod i went to a funeral of an elementary school friend's mom. some of the unpopular keys on this keyboard are dusty and it makes me so sad...
from zakj :
dora, it is so sad that all my programmer-friends are away and i am eating my lunch in a little imac email station. what have you been doing? i was in cape cod and before that in illinois, and then after cape cod i went to a funeral of an elementary school friend's mom. some of the unpopular keys on this keyboard are dusty and it makes me so sad...
from vidapacifica :
Thought of you while passing Putney on the Interstate Sunday afternoon.
from beulahbondo :
No, Malik isn't here this year. Don't know where she is. The only returning res staff are Max (Spanish) and Kirsten (Danish) - do you know them? Anat says hello. I'm sure you don't miss the camping trips! I have to go pack now...
from thb :
congratulations on 100 entries! now cook my dinner, beeyotch.
from savemyskin :
my summer is the same, sweaty skirts and poofy hair. I'm looking forward to being fashionable again in the fall.
from beulahbondo :
Anat is here. I'll tell her you said hey! Anyone else?
from beulahbondo :
No baby, you're the starrrr! Sing out, Baby Fawn! Come visit this summer and we'll braid our leg hairs together.
from beulahbondo :
Hey! *I'm* a big hippy, so shut up! I can hook you up for SIT next year, I'm sure. This year I don't think anyone signed on except Amara. And I *did* read that article on GS and ABT, and read it ecsatically, Although the author made kind of an overly big deal about the MAY/CAN switcheroo.
from peth :
kinda wow, kinda NOW. why weren't you my friend when i was a teen dream?
from beulahbondo :
Cassingles! Andy for kids! You are too fabulous!!! You need to write a column for YM and wake those dumb tweens up. Hey, are you coming back to Putney this summer?
from zakj :
yo where's the june entree?
from peth :
I am singing to you, in between bites of chocolate.
from beulahbondo :
I've been scraping window sills for three days and I crave more things to scrape. Scrape, peel, flake. I itch for it.
from zakj :
hoy the spirals on my ceiling it's a popcorn ceiling that's what my eyes are focusing on because they hurt i think due to protracted failure to take out my contacts days and dayz and daze and i'll see YOU tomorrow
from savemyskin :
I know it's horrible and I'm sorry. I can't even look at it myself. I've been thinking about erasing it, but that thing seriously climbed up my wall! It serves everyone right to experience the horror, in my opinion.
from dpd :
The exact wording is this: "A customer is not a cold statistic--he is a flesh and blood human being with feelings and emotions like our own." Uh-HUH.
from d-rex17 :
umm... update-a-mondo.
from peth :
i loved your spoilers. I don't mind more entries...but the fig seeds have been bothering me lately.
from d-rex17 :
infinity : mundane :: teakettle : giraffe
from myblueheaven :
I'm convulsing
from vidapacifica :
In regards to your fear of oversaturation: In your case, more is betta.
from d-rex17 :
smells the same and quotients.
from mainsqueeze :
Ooh la la, infectious diseases! My school projects were never that cool.
from zakj :
oh yeah, and come to my house tomorrow night? ping pong tourny.
from zakj :
update, punk! because i have 55 minutes in the computer lab of the engineering two building at uconn (familiarly known as e2) and i need something to read. go go go!
from d-rex17 :
aww, that's so silly. te gusta el note? je killa les hommes. Toi aussi? Ici est a le jour de silence! BONBON!
from zakj :
did i tell you that means very much to me? and feel free to whack me upside the head whenever it seems appropriate?
from talula1217 :
i'm on some heavy meds right now trying to overcome the gold banner withdrall. when i recover i'm opening up a clinic. see ya there.
from lost1985 :
you're pretty cool and i found out your a baby daddy today...hehe, okay?
from zakj :
I SAID I DONT KNOW GERMANIC!
from peth :
whoa nelly, who tole you you couldn't tawk clothes anymore? was it me? if so, i retract.
from d-rex17 :
and, I NEED to talk to you.
from d-rex17 :
umm, I changed my template. Thanks to the sun god. It's like a Paltrow Oscar speech.
from lost1985 :
hey, thx for not being rude, i appreciate it and i don't care if you're a spade or not...but, thx for not going crazy on me...k?
from talula1217 :
i'm a sour ass-bitch. i'll make your lips pucker then break your heart.
from smile4onlyu :
she is already married
from d-rex17 :
fuck neutrality, what are you, a spade?
from d-rex17 :
how was the dentists? do you know the grand war that is going on? we're all soldiers, you either note them and defend our honor, or we kill you. I <3 you! oh my god CFS anyone?
from vidapacifica :
I love your diary. You seem like the sort of girl I've read about in books, yet never met in person. That is a compliment, by the way.
from beulahbondo :
I just squeezed meself a little John Frida Secret Weapon too. Mostly I use Landers' Pink Lotion, which smells like chalk and flowers.
from peth :
are whiskered jeans like whiskered wheat? I am Aquarian tambien, can I have my champagne dreams come true too? Some of them involve amphibians.
from tornlace :
~* just wanted to say hi to a fellow DD ring member... :) *~
from d-rex17 :
so, for some reason, since I left drawing all I've heard is "oldies, but goodies". Please don't be mad though, I just don't get it. Di moi, and, you can use your papal power to canonize muzzy.
from sproutlet :
yes. start lawsuit proceedings immediately.
from d-rex17 :
squeegee love affair. view to a squeegee. and all that cock.
from peth :
Freak Out! has been in constant rotation. 'Trouble Every Day' always suits. I want rice!
from dpd :
This is why we can't have nice things.
from sanjai :
hey, dora.
from peth :
i would like my own buggy. I like the hot orange triangles.
from d-rex17 :
you know, if we attacked the Amish, the entire world would go into revolt. Maybe then we'd get some action.
from beulahbondo :
Wait, I don't know what a sternum piercing is either.
from bmi :
I never knew what a sternum piercing was until now. My little bubble has been burst. Spooooooon!!!!!!
from peth :
sometimes i get lost and i cannot remember if I welcomed you to the Illustrious harold and maude diaryring. wouldn't you love to live in Maude's traincar? I know I would.
from talula1217 :
dora stick to the plan! why aren't you sticking to the PLAN! ahhh! the bodies just keep coming! hairless dogs! what's this word coming to?
from d-rex17 :
I wish I had amazing powers of flexibility so I could just leave.
from dpd :
A sternum piercing? How exactly does that work?
from beulahbondo :
Heh heh, Prince, I bet he has a dirty mind. I saw him in November and he has long extensions now. Justinian will rule Venezuela one day. You don't remember ANYONE from year before last, do you?
from beulahbondo :
SO many Russians! But no, not the tiny one! No, these girls were Bulgarian and the year before last. Tiny Russian was last year. I ran into Yves on the subway. Remember Yves from Rwanda?
from beulahbondo :
Do you remember the Bulgarian girls who were at Putney year before last? One of them goes to Harvard now and I ran into her last night. How odd and small the world is. But maybe you don't remember them.
from d-rex17 :
how extremely horrible is silk-screening? I feel like I want to cry in that class, and I want to run away. and why won't the Swappingtons' banner leave me alone?
from peth :
Phys Ed sucks elderly ASS, I burned my gym shirt in a ceremony in my parent's backyard after graduation. I need more ganja in my life.
from beulahbondo :
No, I didn't make those little ceramic things. They're by Arabia, a Finnish brand of ceramics that I really like. The rest of the lyrics: dang, I think I trashed them. Will look around. Happy birthday, and I hope you get out of repeating PE.
from peth :
mustn't waste cake. kiss.
from d-rex17 :
danny left roaches on your couch and your mom found them? holy fucking shit... what the hell happened?
from sanjai :
i dunno when is your birthday but have a happy one because seventeen is a cool age. just not as cool as eighteen. or as cool as what i did last night but we dont have to get into that. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
from savemyskin :
[almost] happy birthday and I'm excited to make tapes/out with you.
from d-rex17 :
I am having a contest! It is super amazing monkey! I am sorry about yesterday- where the hell is my moped? Which wife do you want?
from peth :
The Cynthia Rowley stuff at Target is spring-a-rific and candy striped. I covet the patchwork bedding. I covet the pinkness of it all.
from d-rex17 :
why the fuck is everyone so pissy right now? Including me and you.
from d-rex17 :
never mind, I fixed it. I like it now.
from d-rex17 :
so, I put in the html for the image and to change the names for the links, and the image is the only thing that is not working. I am pasting the html and sending you my password- please please please help me! I love you, you super savvy nut. The movie was balls and flutes and tubas and drums, but today I went to the mall with H-ly, and I got super nuclear cool things. <3you<3....
from beulahbondo :
Steve Madden runs those awful ads with the cartoon girls with the pipecleaner bodies and the huge lollipop heads. Don't buy the shoes. Buy Cynthia Rowely instead. There, my lecture is over. happy birthday!
from d-rex17 :
will you help me fix the html on my diary so we can see the picture again? I miss it. I'll give you the password if you need it. What do you want to do tonight?
from d-rex17 :
so, I was playing with Julio down by the schoolyard, and he told me he was a lonely boxer, and I said "Sail on silver girl, I can call you Betty, and Betty, when you call me you can call me Al."
from peth :
i will get you a vast basket of fresh lemons and silk socks origami'd into swans. for your birthday.
from d-rex17 :
do you remember jay? the creepy gay kid who was in love with me my freshman year... he's on the cover of xy magazine. Holy shit. Ugly mothafucka. Go to www.xy.com. He's on the right, being married by a gay teenage bishop. gay gay gay, the world's turning ugly and gay. Thank god for my mornings with J.D.
from d-rex17 :
go to www.extrabad.com/blockdeath (or something like that.
from d-rex17 :
I'm missing you terribly. I saw a pregnant woman "ride a horse" and get cremated. I saw a million christmas lights. I felt skin with an Irish name. I miss you. Joyeaux Wednesday.
from beulahbondo :
Homosenshuls is the new Martha Stewart line of cheap and cheerful linens 'n' things, including ice cream scoops for your next homosocial. Hi Baby Fawn Lust! How're YEW? --BB
from sanjai :
that seemed vaguely pornographic. if wishes were horses we'd have a carnival and get trampled, most likely. i would have wandered but really what's the point... please forgive me for my distance/the pain is evident in my existence
from peth :
My sewing machine hates me.
from sanjai :
fasting is great. happy birthday me! hurray for cigarettes and porn! & wish me luck on the "lotto"
from d-rex17 :
I think I'm in love.
from sanjai :
mon dieu oui, ecrivez partout sur moi. y si, tout est d'accord. ca va. merci. et j'ai ton dos aussi... ca ne traduit bien.
from sanjai :
ain't no desk, but i wanted to let you know how jealous i am of your desk blotter. a dios a dieu... to god ... there but for grace ciao
from beulahbondo :
I would love to see a giant inflated Charlie Brown. You lucky dog. I , as you might know, spent the weekend in the ghost town version of our happy summer idyll. The regular school kids are noisy and disheveled - if Hannah's hairy pits irked you, these kids would have you crying.
from peth :
I will trek up to your bakery for some tarts and then I will go over to the park to watch the dogs run around.
from dpd :
I wanna give John Hurt a hug. But I still think it would have been better if it were William Hurt.
from mainsqueeze :
So, this Bach's stuff- What's it a remedy FOR?
from dpd :
That guy who always comes up to me in the lobby in the morning (you know, the one who was poking people with the lego piece a week ago) hugged me all of a sudden during study hall today. Not so good, Baby Fawn Lust, not so good.
from addieplum :
is bach's rescue the remedy for panic attacks? we better order a gallon for general household use.
from peth :
I remember, back in the day, when I was transgendered, I used to spend hours straightening the seam in my hose and waxing my moustache.
from dpd :
http://lcamtuf.coredump.cx/evilfinder/ef.cgi?said=Baby+Fawn+Lust Thought you could fool me, didn't you? I kid. I kid because I love.
from dpd :
My father currently en route to Bloomington, Illinois (that is, if the whole trip isn't just a thinly veiled cover for running drugs across the border). And you doubted me! What now, Laydee Fawn Lust?
from beulahbondo :
I know what Marc Jacobs looks like, cause he's always being photographed and he's hawt, but what does his sweater look like? --BB
from beulahbondo :
Fawnie! *I* was in NoHo on Saturday! And doused myself with Demeter's fig scent at Essentials. I remember you liking the ginger ale scent. Anyway, the town was very crowded with freeform sexual beings laughing loudly and hoarsely. It would have been nice to have seen you, or someone like you.
from beulahbondo :
What I loved at the Mutter, besides the giant tumor, was the nice doctor's collection of things he had removed from people's stomachs using a hook on a long wire. Baby fawn lust, I'd forgotten but Rusty Trumpet reminded me that he used to work at the Mutter. r-trumpet.diaryland.com --best regards, beulah
from sanjai :
lol. okay.
from beulahbondo :
"I'm With the Band," by Miss Pamela Des Barrrrrh, is one of my favorite books! She has a sequel called "I'm Still With the Band." How's that CosmoGrill! magazine coming along! Your editor's column will be called "All up in muh Grill! and sheeyut." Say more about Halloween.
from addieplum :
oh, the mutter museum is a wonder. they have a giant tumor and the tall man skeleton. but i did not know they had a calendar!
from sanjai :
who am i?
from peth :
they didn't want my dark chocolate. where are you? i even left out my coconut shell jack o lantern, all exposed and ready to be stolen or hurled into the street. I was that trusting, but still, they didn't want it.
from peth :
Did you like my Industrial Waste outfit? I worked awful hard on it. I think you should have a rapping genie AND a yacht, but make Shaq stand in the center of the boat, so as not to tip it with his considerable tonnage (brains weigh alot, you know)
from mainsqueeze :
Beautiful new layout. ...And can I use your machine, too? Cause I want to be head cheerleader, any era. : ))
from peth :
oh yes. You are the brunette with the CURLY brunette locks. big fat locks...
from sanjai :
no no, you have to wait 6 rings before we pick up the phone. as the french say: don't be sillee.
from sanjai :
d-rex - shall we use someone else's notes as a forum for long-winded pseudo-intellectual debates about the merits of a dead white guy from hartford? I THINK NOT. let's go to that tree, some day. oh, and, hi pirate- ships. you never return my calls.
from d-rex17 :
sanjai- hating sammy c. is forever, like a diamond or not a paper towel. sorry though. oh the boundless homoeroticism of talkative elk. fawnlust- why etheridge, why why why? i'm seeing tori avec gina, but she is having not so good a time, and you look nice today.
from sanjai :
i got a new computer. ok, specifically. and clikitat ikatowi a record. can we meet someday and share penknives and marbles? some people hate sam clemens but i say the more the merrier.
from peth :
keep clear of the etheridge. she's nothing but trouble. prefer instead to listen to the mellow sounds of the Moody Blues, or perhaps a little Monochrome Set. I need to get me some amphetamine.
from addieplum :
i knew a girl that pulled her eyelashes out compulsively. i worked with her at friendly's waaaaay back in the day, and it wsa strange to look at her in profile, and see where her eyelids just ended.
from d-rex17 :
UPDATE!!! Yesterday I watched 'Velvet Goldmine' for the first time since we saw it, and it's still fucking balls. The barbies?
from d-rex17 :
update por favor, porque te amo! Ich liebe dich! Et, "Dominique", et "Dominic" sont similar en Francais. "Daniel" et "Danielle" aussi.
from talula1217 :
thank you and you're not a jerk. how fuck'n bizarre was danny? i can't believe him. besides that the tree fuck'n rocked. i think i will keep the fetus. :)
from d-rex17 :
don't be sad, i'm sorry that i made you cry, argghh, it's driving me nuts.... arghh, she isn't giving me enough booty, arghh har har! matey.
from d-rex17 :
everyone's sad and wretched and I feel like going home... and you are a whiz and I love you you you you... forever....
from d-rex17 :
fuck no Beyonce. I'm feeling sweater fantastic and want the pleasurable caress of your intellect before I throw myself down the up-staircase and be done with it all. I miss you, my dear!
from addieplum :
but do you prefer your brownies to be "cake-like" or "fudge-like"? i like 'em fudge style my self, with nuts. drool...
from peth :
I agree about Dali. I think his life is much more interesting than his paintings. And for the record, I am boy-crazy just like his wife, only I like them older than she did. And Svankmajer is da BOMB!
from peth :
Addie had a bad case of the soul clap, but a good dose of antibiotics did the trick.
from addieplum :
aha! so it's you that's been running around impersonating me! well, i never did the soul clap, but everything else!
from mainsqueeze :
Velma is a dyke? I just thought she was above petty mortal emotions. I am so taking that quiz. : ))
from peth :
and the Poles love you!
from dpd :
Update, pleeeease. Do you want Lee Iacocca to look favourably upon your endeavours? Oh, biscuit.
from kittybukkake :
Oh hello baby fawn bukkake! Beulah no use real name in diary! How do I delete from guestbook? I don't know! I dig Peth also, I see she has graced your notes. My new friend EBM has a theory that all the cool kids know each other. Anyway will read your lovely diary but have to run to Cher concert! Regards, KB PS: tell Beulah to blonk my ass! You too!
from facepunch :
my friend's favorite art form is oversized objects. it really is a marvellous thing that to instantly make art all one has to do is jumbosize it.
from addieplum :
ooo, you wicked monkey! i had my pants on the whole time, although they were big, loose pants, due to the impending italian food gorge-athon.
from peth :
Let's send em off and let Charlie take care of 'em!
from mainsqueeze :
Eww, ewww, a dedad ladybug? Echhhhhhh. I am so, so sorry. Oh, and I think that every Hot Topic in the world has a cute tattooed man. Does anyone ever really even go there to shop?
from peth :
Oh, that is a nice bathroom. you should see my legs, oh the bites. but no hairs. I like hairy fellows.
from peth :
I came home to my shack to find "Trouble Every Day" blasting and the Flame painting the trim white. I lit some incense and got mysef' a root beer.
from peth :
Meanwhile, I was at Target with the mom and we bought all sorts of things thoroughly not-needed. lemon pyjama pants with olive and blue dahlia bursts all 60's and clean and soft. and stripes.
from mainsqueeze :
How cahrming- A kid who pretends to be a nazi. Why didnt Norman Rockwell paint a picture of that? And damnit, I wanted to take that quiz, but it has vanished. Sigh.
from peth :
Skip the cigarette, enjoy the cool refreshing taste of a cleric's fingers.
from dpd :
But...what do you have against a cross-eyed nun with a bull whip and a bottle of gin? She's just looking for some love.
from peth :
I bit off all my nails on Saturday. I need a beverage.
from semisomnus :
I'm just fine. Where is YOUR soap?
from mainsqueeze :
Accckk! The fingernails were nice, but the fingers? Ech. Like fat little red sausages. Like mine. *shudder* And the way the are positioned in the top photo looks almost obscene to me.
from peth :
O, I love the Wicker Man. O, Betty Page used to also carry a brick in her handbag to swat away cads. O, I like Svankmajer, yes indeedy, and my Flame likes Queneau and Beefheart and Zappa, O my. I mustn't comment on the magickal fingernails though. Too much, too much.
from savemyskin :
I don't get it. these things are popular? I mean, if you have a mascot and a song you've got to be, no? and I hate to admit it, but I've been thinking about buying another one. that peanut butter is good.
from savemyskin :
it was indeed an abba zaba. please tell me you don't.
from dpd :
'Eeeyyy! Just in case you didn't already know about it, there's the Official Christopher Lee Website at www.christopherleeweb.com. Oh, and it turns out he recently celebrated his 80th birthday.
from savemyskin :
aka, please update and if not, at least don't end it all!
from savemyskin :
thank you for the birthday greeting in advance my dear. so when you say 'the end' what does that mean? not to sound accusing, but you haven't been updating much lately. I'm uncomfortable with this situation; should I be?
from mainsqueeze :
But... But, umm, nuns cant have sex. Why would you want to put yourself in a position in which you couldnt have sex? I mean, WHY?? Oh wait, Im in a sexless relationship. At least as a nun, you get to see other nuns naked in the shower. Or something. : ))
from mainsqueeze :
Your brother's name is Bort? Serious? By the way, I have an extra uniform, well, apron, anyhow, that you could have. : ))
from ruebenwafco :
you rock star! Ill be back! rueben
from girlgenie :
arrggh. i love pirates and now i love you. xo.bee
from savemyskin :
where are you dear? I love the image of dog liquor and dancing dog ladies. and more. you're doing a fine fine job; I like you as well.

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