messages to pirategirl:
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| from ceciliaruns : |
| I found you through Pjoken's notes (does that constitute snooping) anyhow I thought it was clever and was going to write something cheery except your latest entry is so very sad. I am a mother - though not a mother of grown children - but I do know what kind of un-Godly love one feels for their kids. It overcomes all potential disappointment over 'fuck-ups'. I also have to learn, as a mother, how powerless we are over the lives of the ones we love. It is only our job to love them despite and because. Maybe that's all meaningless to you but I hope it offers a little comfort. |
| from and-darling : |
| Then I'm in! And... I don't exactly fit the 20-21 age req. for life learnt lessons through Plath, but it has set a revolution within my being. I can assure you that. |
| from and-darling : |
| P.S-U: If you need a crew, I'm up for some pinja-good-time. (Pirate-ninja is the way to go, yeah?) |
| from and-darling : |
| Sylvia? Like Sylvia Plath? Or am I just hearing this all wrong-- which totally stomps out the point of stalking you back here. All efforts for nothing. But let me try this: I am a thirteen year old girl who has read Sylvia Plath's most infamous novel "The Bell Jar", and thus figured out its relevance within my own search for self-discovery and the complications of understanding. My relationship with my parents suck ass. I pine for sympathy, por favor. |
| from hexychick : |
| I think given the nature of sharing a bed and going to porn stores and discussing the really weird intimate things we wouldn't tell other that you can always talk to me about anything, babycakes, even the Dave stuff. Cuz you know I love you man and I want you to be happy and I want you to have a person to vent to about anything. You've listened to me tell you everything so it's your turn. Whenever you want. I move soon too and we're way overdue for a TBTB night. I loooooooooooooooove you! |
| from blulinepaper : |
| Um, can I still read your locked diary? Are you writing crazy stuff about me in there! |
| from blulinepaper : |
| Hah! Clearly you've been dating me too long Stumbles McGee! And you always look cute. |
| from blulinepaper : |
| No Cunt Face is good news! Hooray! |
| from pissymystic : |
| Oh my god, I missed the previous post. I am so very sorry for your loss, dear lady. *hugs* |
| from summer-gale : |
| I am sorry for your loss. She was too young and should have had another twenty years. |
| from gypped : |
| my condolences. really. xo |
| from trinity63 : |
| I am so so sorry. I wish I could hug you, and make you feel better. My thoughts and prayers are with you. |
| from chickpea981 : |
| I'm so sorry lady. I'll give you a great big hug in person when you get back. I've been thinking of you constantly but didn't think i shoudl call right now. Love you. |
| from pissymystic : |
| I'm so sorry this is happening to your mom and you, honey. |
| from blulinepaper : |
| Hah! Your nephew has way more hair then me! |
| from katslater : |
| Thanks for the shout out... I hear you're now a teacher in training! Good luck with all of those pimple-ridden, hormonal twats... or are you looking to work with the little 'uns instead? |
| from chickpea981 : |
| Wish I could hug you right now. |
| from chickpea981 : |
| I wanna be in it! And I don't know if its the accent - never talked to him on the phone |
| from blulinepaper : |
| Bein' ina story! Fuck yeah! Fightin' to save the mutherfuckin' pi-rate! I'm so in! |
| from fiestada : |
| That is super-cute, AND he jumps when I click him. |
| from blulinepaper : |
| The best thing about your new virtual pet is that he lives in an entry titled, "Fucker Pants." Beautiful. Just like my pirate... |
| from gypped : |
| you are a dumbass. I hope you're okay there. xo. |
| from poolagirl : |
| Ahoy! I am a pirate too! Come aboard and stay awhile! |
| from blulinepaper : |
| Glad you liked my version of events. Perhaps I could trouble you for some sugar later? |
| from doc-sarvis : |
| I always used to get my best reading done on the train. It got to the point I couldn't concentrate on something if I wasn't standing up and balancing my book precariously in the crook of my arm... |
| from mrbongonwc : |
| http://rock.mididb.com/journey/ The only way to fly. |
| from doc-sarvis : |
| ...no, no, I broke down in Maryland, while escaping DC. I'm back in Cleve-Burg now... :( |
| from s-m-r : |
| You're funny. Don't worry about cleaning that damn house. You're barely ever there, so let's just roll like potato bugs until the lease is done with so we never have to look back on it. Ever again. ...I didn't think it smelled like dead animals in there, though...wow. |
| from blulinepaper : |
| Yessssssss! I'm a ruiner! I'm a ruiner. That sounds like it should be a metal song. |
| from s-m-r : |
| Hahah! Isn't it great to finally learn that we rented a three-floor house? I'm so ready to move out, myself; it'll be a room-clearing tenant orgasm when I finally sign the lease to somewhere else. You're gonna have a kickass landlord, though, when we finally part ways. Hopefully I can find a decent domicile. |
| from fiestada : |
| Because I love you...A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel coming out of his fly. The pirate orders a drink and the bartender says, "You know you've got a steering wheel coming out of your fly?" The pirate replies, "Arrr! It's driving me nuts!" |
| from chickpea981 : |
| pass this to your crew, Vote for Pedro: http://www.trippintees.com/product_info.php?products_id=56&osCsid=bc7211af1f87f9da23701914ab7c94cb |
| from fiestada : |
| I know you said 'not counting DC', but it reminded me anyway...we totally rode the subway the weekend we were dating. Now I'm getting all misty-eyed... |
| from s-m-r : |
| Thanks for eating the remainder of those damn bagels. |
| from pantasy : |
| dearest pg: so happy to hear about the job!!! congrats! i've been away for a while but still have a judy blume shirt with your name on it...where should i send it to? xokim |
| from blulinepaper : |
| POOP! |
| from blulinepaper : |
| Eat some gummi bears for me luv. I'd actually be kind of curious what you would pick out of those boxes on your own now. Ook ook, yaaaar! |
| from blulinepaper : |
| Don't forget about those boxes of comic books under your bed begging to be read! Man, things are starting to look up all over the place this month! |
| from gypped : |
| congratulations! |
| from s-m-r : |
| Sounds like Mr. Daniels will be visiting this weekend. My only request is that you leave the chandelier connected to the ceiling and that you wash the sheets of my bed after you fornicate all over it with Mr. Blulinepaper. Me? I'll be at a film shoot all fucking day. Can you fucking believe that shit? Don't stop partying until at least 2AM, which is the earliest I expect I'll get home. |
| from anisettekiss : |
| HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!! |
| from s-m-r : |
| I have off on Friday this week, so I'm planning on putting up that ghetto plastic on the windows to see if that helps. I get my bonus check sometime (very) soon, so I should be able to afford some space heaters. Know anyone willing to let us borrow a hair dryer? |
| from fiestada : |
| Over the past year, the management here at Fiestada Inc. have realized that we never know what guys are thinking, and when we think we do, we're wrong. To this end, we have instituted a new policy whereby we make no assumptions (although we continue to wholeheartedly support making out). Thank you for your interest in Fiestada Inc. P.S.: I frickin' love Ice Cube. (I'm partial to the "so deep put her ass to sleep" lyric myself.) |
| from blulinepaper : |
| That last entry made me grin and swell with pride. My girlfriend is the be-est, my girlfriend is the be-est...I'm glad you're having such a good day luv. Best of luck on the interview. I love you! |
| from s-m-r : |
| "...I gotta say it was a good day...I got a beep from Kim, and she can do it awwwwll nite." Damn, that's a good song. |
| from anisettekiss : |
| You got it! I guess "break a leg" wouldn't be apropriate... Break a vocal Cord. |
| from purplebanana : |
| Good luck with the interview! |
| from doc-sarvis : |
| I sent you an e-mail to Stan Pissface... |
| from chickpea981 : |
| *gasp* I'd be honored! |
| from s-m-r : |
| You remember that old dirty kid's rhyme? "Milk, milk, lemonade, round the corner fudge is made." I dunno. Just figured you'd be in the mood to hear something like that. And imagine Dave doing it. --SMR |
| from juniperhexum : |
| no no no. no new york. you move to virginia. |
| from chickpea981 : |
| FALSE! You have me! You can stay here rent free for as long you need - even though I'm in Virginia and it's not right at school. Or stay here till you can get into a dorm. |
| from fiestada : |
| If you guys weren't moving out of that house, I would so move in with you. Seriously, I don't think I can stay where I'm at. Try not to be sad and don't even THINK about quitting school. I heart the hell out of you, and I'm glad you moved here. |
| from kissoncheek : |
| Rub your hands on some stainless steel to get out the garlic smell, it works, I swear. I rinse mine under warm water while rubbing a stainless spoon across them and like magic- they smell like hands again. |
| from s-m-r : |
| Great Caesar's Ghost...a houseguest? And I'm going to be away all damn weekend (well, Friday and into Saturday, anyway)? What's up with that? --SMR |
| from anisettekiss : |
| lol. You smell like shrimp...it just looked funny reading it. |
| from anisettekiss : |
| Remember: Always tell others that you HAVE quit - not that you are TRYING to quit. It's more final and it trains your brain to think the same. :) CONGRATS!!!! |
| from fiestada : |
| P.S.: I totally wish I could watch crappy daytime TV with you. Stupid work. |
| from fiestada : |
| Can it be true? Baby whore has a diary?!? That makes me inordinately happy. So I saw Team America, and the vomiting totally made me think of you. 'Cause you're just dear to my heart that way. I so need to call and talk to you this week...Footloose on Friday or Saturday? Ask Dave, I bet he'd like to come too. |
| from mrbongonwc : |
| I'm not baby whore. But they are my favorite pet-names. Thank you. |
| from chasingamy22 : |
| I moved to New York to go to school. As a fellow New Yorker (upstate that is!!) I thought you would get a kick out of that... |
| from fiestada : |
| Cooter. HA!! It's not beaver, but it still makes me giggle. |
| from juniperhexum : |
| going off the pill can cause you to miss a period or two and for the vast majority of women it takes a few months to get fertile again. So that may be wher eyour menstrual cycle went. Don't panic! You're not preggo and you're actually sounding quite normal. if you miss it NEXT month, THEN worry. XOXOXO miss you baby |
| from s-m-r : |
| Okay. So no more barf okes for a while. I'm cool with that. --SMR |
| from blulinepaper : |
| SMOOCH! |
| from chickpea981 : |
| I knew you'd be the one to appreciate that |
| from pantasy : |
| i might not work for wegman's, but i'd work for wedgeman's in an instant...how are you? long time no read...i have been busy...hope all is well...xo |
| from blulinepaper : |
| Great minds do think alike. I saw those stencils at Homestar today and immediately thought, "Maybe I should get a pumpkin this year..." |
| from s-m-r : |
| Nyar-har-har! It be sound effects from the Tempest ARRRcade game! --SMR |
| from blulinepaper : |
| We have a handrail? Man, I really was wrapped up in my own head yesterday. |
| from fiestada : |
| Spelling and punctuation errors are my thing, man. If you ever want me to proofread one of your papers or something, I'd be happy to, you know. Mwah. |
| from fiestada : |
| By the way, I would totally be your girlfriend if you didn't have a boyfriend and if situations were different. I heart you! |
| from blulinepaper : |
| You rick that Sanitation class, honey, you rick the hell out of it! |
| from s-m-r : |
| Haha! I was just going to make some witty comment about volunteering my veggie lasagna to make them stall and stick around...You beat me to the punch. --SMR |
| from anisettekiss : |
| So yeah. I get lucky three times last week and now, NOTHING. I'm happy for YOU!!! At least someone's getting it. |
| from anisettekiss : |
| DOOD. I love Bukowski...Arghh. |
| from blulinepaper : |
| Hey you! Why your e-mail no work? Monkey no understand! |
| from s-m-r : |
| "I flicked the switch, and the wand-like device began buzzing like a thousand angry hornets." Heheh...I think I read that somewhere. But, seriously, don't worry about it. Just put the toys away when you're done playing, and all will be cool. If my mother was visiting, then I'd have some splainin' to do. But honest mistakes are easily forgiven; don't sweat it. --SMR |
| from s-m-r : |
| As soon as we get the funding situation sorted, I'll be sure to get some REAL internet access. This whole 'ten hours a month' shit is for the birds. --SMR |
| from cosmicrayola : |
| Damn, I had a good time! Glad to have met you. Arrrrrggg |
| from la-the-sage : |
| Hey Tootsela, I had a blast this weekend and you helped make it that way! ~LA |
| from hamiltonian : |
| aaaaaargghh! Meet me's in malta ye' pirate lass! |
| from juniperhexum : |
| eep! a 410 area code! you're officially a Marylander now! |
| from pantasy : |
| dear PG: i just tried to call you to leave you an inspirational message but then realized that i don't work for hallmark...and your phone is all poopy. i'm sending you all kinds of lovey and squishy feelings from canada. i hope that will help you make it through.xooxox |
| from doc-sarvis : |
| You should start temping! |
| from doc-sarvis : |
| You deserve the slack, kiddo... |
| from pantasy : |
| i don't have any money either...but i have all the happiness in the world for you. you deserve it PG...xoxokim |
| from s-m-r : |
| Hey, they don't call this place "Charm City" for nothin'. You must be under it's spell. --SMR |
| from pantasy : |
| "we're so loud sometimes"...and what times are those, dearest PG? |
| from anisettekiss : |
| Don't get me STARTED on the frickin rain! YEah! Glad you made it safely!. XOXO |
| from anisettekiss : |
| Bye Bye??? ...you'll be back. They ALWAYS come back. *rubbs hands maniacally* Mwah ah ahh ahhhh!!! |
| from blulinepaper : |
| The feeling is reciprocated dear. |
| from anisettekiss : |
| LOL!!!! THAT scrambled eggs comment was the scariest yet sweetest thing anyone has ever said to me. Thanks Bebbeh. |
| from doc-sarvis : |
| You know, they had that exact breakfast here in the cafeteria this morning! Minus the pickles. |
| from anisettekiss : |
| NICE! Here's to hoping his brains spill out all over the floor, or counter, or table, or car, or dug-out - you get the point. Hee hee heee. |
| from pantasy : |
| or me...sniff sniff...when are you coming to canada? |
| from juniperhexum : |
| *sniff sniff* you didnt even mention me |
| from santoshchase : |
| I am not dead. Just missing. So here I am and it is the 27th and I have't left yet so give me a call, dawg. Trip safely. Let me know what's the flava, Flava. |
| from doc-sarvis : |
| They'll miss you, not just the fact that you bring home the bacon. *sniffle* I miss you already! |
| from blulinepaper : |
| It's not a good idea to show up for pizza delivery. |
| from anisettekiss : |
| WooHoo. I hope to get to boink like it's 1999. |
| from anisettekiss : |
| Argh. Me hates the rain when I'm not inside looking at it with nothing better to do. I have to walk to and from the train station - I was dripping head to toe with rain. |
| from santoshchase : |
| If I were the weather around you, I wouldn't be stupid. I promise. |
| from s-m-r : |
| Heheh...DominHo's....hehehahah! --SMR |
| from doc-sarvis : |
| Yes you are. And I bet you look better in a skirt and stockings than I do. (That's what they told me I had to wear. Bastards.) |
| from doc-sarvis : |
| Sounds like a perfect time for someone to join the Army... |
| from doc-sarvis : |
| You'll feel sad when you get out of there...but so much better. Don't worry. It'll go off without a hitch. |
| from doc-sarvis : |
| Ai yi, YI! How many secret-freakin-journals do you have!?! |
| from pantasy : |
| no coffee, love, cranberry juice...and lot's of it! |
| from blulinepaper : |
| But a damn sexy geek at that... |
| from doc-sarvis : |
| Oh come on. It's probably just the clap or something. (Joke. Joke.) Hope you're ok. |
| from haloaskew : |
| Why thank you! :) |
| from blulinepaper : |
| Score! Uh, I mean, nothing... |
| from anisettekiss : |
| Yippee. Digestable, funny politics. Thanks for the brighter side of our country going down the crapper. xoxo |
| from anisettekiss : |
| LOL. Thanks for the Huzzah on the bootie I got. Is that a real sentence? Oh well - FOURTH OF JULY!!! |
| from doc-sarvis : |
| Sorry Carl. |
| from doc-sarvis : |
| ...and how many seconds? How's that countdown clock working out? |
| from santoshchase : |
| Quickly: Hello. --Santosh |
| from doc-sarvis : |
| Space Pirate anime: http://www.harlocksaga.com/ |
| from santoshchase : |
| Oh no. In my list I failed to mention one of todays duties as being h) get a hair cut. I am sad I didn't mention this as when I began to think of doing it, all I am able to think about is the song by the same name preformed by Pavement. "Do do do do do do do/ Do do do do do do do do dooooooooo... That's a pretty nice hair CUT!" |
| from santoshchase : |
| I never intend to cut out of our conversations as quickly as I do. It just happens, I say. My computer's internet cord comes unplugged and wham-o, I'm gone. Now I am back, but only temporarily as I have to a) go to the bank b) go to the financial aid office c) take care of some bills d) get my massive cleaning project underway e) oversee the construction of a media empire f) tackle the radio station g) go out to eat with "old friends." This morning I rose early and cooked breakfast for one of the most rad girls I know. Last night she cried because I went off on humanity, generally, and she was dog-sitting at her friend's house and I was unable to sleep next to her. There's something funny in her eyes and something pretty in her heart. Rock the BSA, sweetheart and be the raddest you can be. --Santosh |
| from santoshchase : |
| Hair: I used to abuse my hair just to abuse it. When I was living with Larisa I would put a whole bunch of stuff in it just to see how nasty it would get. This is while it was dyed and I wanted to prolong the life of the color so I would put oil and cholesterol and deodorant and other fun stuff in there. I'd like to dye it again but I forget I am a waiter and I don't know how receptive to dying my hair they would be. At that time I worked at a salad shop that didn't care what anyone did. There was alcoholism, inter-workplace sexual relations all of the time, peaceniks wearing peacenik pins, etc. It was incredible. On another note, I'll have you know that I went running last night, came home, needed sugar really badly and the only thing I had in the house was red sauce which I ate by the spoonful so that I could get some sugar in my system until I realized that in my office there were brownies. I somehow forgot this immediately after I remembered, went to a lame party, came home and there were those brownies. I ate them and passed out in bed with my clothes and shoes on. Be radical, Pirate. |
| from doc-sarvis : |
| speaking of your hair, I never weighed in on the 'blonde pirategirl' debate, but I thought blonde was good on you. |
| from doc-sarvis : |
| Usually, I put my testosterone with the spatula that came with my rice cooker, but when I'm not sure if I'm going to be sleeping at home or not, I take along my plastic spoon as an applicator. |
| from juniperhexum : |
| hey chicklet, sorry I couldn't talk much last night. I was fighting with two friends and then talking to Tim at the same time and I could NOT focus. I read everything you typed in the convo - we'll talk later, okay? |
| from doc-sarvis : |
| Throwing up? In the morning? Uh oh... |
| from anisettekiss : |
| Sweet. I'd be all like, "So baby, you want to earn Eagle scout? I got a special merrit badge picked out just for you..." |
| from anisettekiss : |
| Was it Band Camp!? Cause that would make such a neat story. |
| from pantasy : |
| Dear Pirate Girl: Ahem. I regret to inform you that I have been negligent in my shipping duties because I have been so busy that I want to puke. Your T-shirt is ready but I am wanting so much to send you a letter as well since you sent me that fab letter. I will even draw you cartoons. And maybe there will be some stickers. And I think that we've already fallen in love. You have a flog, don't you? Please visit mine sometimes: www.fotolog.net/yesplease and www.fotolog.net/velvis. xoxoxokim |
| from doc-sarvis : |
| Geneology is fun. I just found out that one of the very first people in my family to come to America, was a "peddler" in NYC. Cool, eh? |
| from santoshchase : |
| Dland tells me you updated an hour ago and I couldn't see you online so I figured it was a lie and, alas, it was a lie. I just borrowed from a friend the Wilco DVD I've wanted to see for a while and I just slept sexless stylee at the hippie's house who was cranky about the fact a man asked her if she were pregnant which, to me, is strange as she doesn't at all appear to be pregnant. Strange things, I say. I went to the bagel shop across the street from her apartment and the hippie man that sits in front of it every day asked me: Hippie: What's your friend's name? Me: Who? Hippie: You're friend. Me: The one upstairs (pointing to apartment)? Hippie: The one with the dreadlocks Me: (says name) Hippie: Right on. Me: I'm going to buy a bagel now. All I can say is that it is time to go and serve food to the public then drive elsewhere and make food for the public. Because this is what I do. I am, after all, constructing the Angioplasty Empire. Smile, dog. I will talk to you soon. --Santosh |
| from anisettekiss : |
| No no Pirate Girl, it is you that rocks. Argh!! Me wants me booty! |
| from santoshchase : |
| Pirate, You've posted 512 entries since I stumbled across your diary. I'd say that;s over a year and a half's worth of confessional pirate-speak. Radical. I am on my way to cook things for hours. I hope that your life is smiley and I am sure I will see you 'round here later, though it might be much later as there is a lot of work between now and Monday. As boring as this is to you, I got called to another restaurant in our three restaurant chain so I will be working there on Thursday night. I am excited about this as it is smaller and the people are slower moving and a little more calm out there. I don't know why I have ventured to inform you of this but I was just thinking about it and it made me smile. |
| from blulinepaper : |
| Hmmm...My amazing detective skills tell me that at some time in the last few days I have encountered a woman experiencing "that time of the month" and I have absorbed her naturally bitchy nature into my own psyche. I must find the culprit and prenatural end her period. It's the only way I can be truly happy again! |
| from santoshchase : |
| I looked for you online this morning but alas, you were not there. I hope all is swell in your world and I hope your life is making you smile. Enjoy the scouts, dog. --Santosh |
| from blulinepaper : |
| Well, happy D-land anniversary to you pirategirl. I for one am glad you stuck around this web site for as long as you have, otherwise, my life would be way crappy right now without you in it. I love you. |
| from doc-sarvis : |
| Congrats on your 2 year anniversary. I am the richer for knowing you. |
| from doc-sarvis : |
| Damn, what? You want some coffee too? |
| from doc-sarvis : |
| Uh, uh, uh! Hands and bottoms off! You're spoken for Missy... |
| from blulinepaper : |
| Every squirrel I kill will bring me that much closer to seeing your beautiful face again. With your belief in me fueling my battle fury, that army of evil squirrels will be destroyed by the wrath of the Monkey Kingdom! |
| from doc-sarvis : |
| You know...in Vietnam, the guys kept "Short Timer Calendars" to help keep track of how many days they had left in country... like this one: http://66.165.77.205/ShortTimer.htm |
| from arletterocks : |
| Tom Robbins is my literary darlin'. |
| from doc-sarvis : |
| I can only handle one at a time... What're you up to, today? |
| from santoshchase : |
| I don't know how closely I keep in touch with this diaryland thing anymore. I am not quite sure how close in touch I keep with much anymore. This isn't to be all woah is me or to be upset or to tell you or your diary readers via your notes page for any reason other than your's are the notes I am at right now when I felt the impulse to say any of this through my fingertips, onto the keys of a keyboard, through the cables and wires and telephone lines, through servers and screens, and unto the eyes and brains of people who care to look at "Pirategirl's Notes" or however Andrew Diaryland designed this whole situation. I got so drunk last night I tried to start a fight with a man in the pizza line for getting in front of me. I felt like a hero until I apologized because I realized I sounded like a dick. And in trying to figure out how to leave a note on this page, through going through the whole password/ussername fuckaround, I stumbled across the notes of one of my ex-girlfriend's friends who claims my exgirlfriend, despite having a baby inside of her, is chomping speed. Radical. Woah is me. Blah. Aside from this, Pirate, I hope your life is gleaming and I hope you'll smile a handful of times today. Be the raddest you can be, yo yo yo. Aye. Santosh. |
| from blulinepaper : |
| I wouldn't say you woke me up at all. More like, made me grunt, move my arm a little and go back to sleep. I didn't even know it was you until this morning. In a way, I went to sleep all snuggled up with you under my pillow! Yay! |
| from juniperhexum : |
| you as a blonde just isnt natural. |
| from blulinepaper : |
| Just warn me if you lop it off. I like the way you look now. On a positive not, nothing has broken yet today! I just totally fucked myself, didn't I? |
| from doc-sarvis : |
| Well. You know what they say...never trust anyone over 30... |
| from doc-sarvis : |
| 'In Utero' was the first album you bought? Dude...I feel very, very, very old now... |
| from doc-sarvis : |
| If God didn't want us drinking ketchup, he wouldn't of put it in vessels that are eerily like beer bottles... |
| from doc-sarvis : |
| ahahahah! Welcome to the Mid-Atlantic States...or as we call them, "Cicada Hell Town". Welcome home, glad you had a good trip. |
| from pantasy : |
| i love you pirate girl. and i will call you on your birthday...if i still have a voice...on account of all the whiskey...long story...sheesh... |
| from fiestada : |
| Wha?!? What is this "maybe no Monkey" nonsense? |
| from s-m-r : |
| So the moustache is gone. But I have photos. It's like looking at a picture of what I'll look like a decade from now. --SMR |
| from doc-sarvis : |
| Yeah. That's what I thought... |
| from doc-sarvis : |
| Well. Pizza is good anytime of the day. But, that box and glass of vodka and ginger ale was still sitting there from the night before. What do you think of my man-boobs? |
| from doc-sarvis : |
| Mostly just on breakfast food. |
| from doc-sarvis : |
| Thanks, PG. Happy almost birthday! |
| from doc-sarvis : |
| Truly, a mystery worthy of this day and age. |
| from doc-sarvis : |
| In "The Milshake Song" is the singer referring to blowjobs, or her ass? Estoy confundido. |
| from doc-sarvis : |
| Hahahaha! Yeah! That chip definitely tastes like salt and vinegar! Ur2cute. |
| from doc-sarvis : |
| I don't know...they'd probably turn out to be some pretty bitter tasting cookies... |
| from doc-sarvis : |
| It's 'ruffled'. Get it? hahah! I think the Lions are frowny because the Rhastaman is *still* living in Babylon. |
| from doc-sarvis : |
| I guess...no matter how far I run, I can't escape who I am... ;) |
| from doc-sarvis : |
| Je ne regrette rien! |
| from doc-sarvis : |
| Deal. |
| from doc-sarvis : |
| You're lucky I still feel incredibly guilty. It's in the mail, you blackguard, you... |
| from blulinepaper : |
| You said you're gonna' beat the monkey into submission. Insert twitterpated fourth grade laugh here. |
| from chickpea981 : |
| beating into submission is ALWAYS the answer! |
| from blulinepaper : |
| See the e-mail I just sent you for, "Does pirategirl suck or not? Does blulinepaper have diarreha? All this and more soon; film at eleven." |
| from doc-sarvis : |
| http://www.dogster.com/dog_page.php?i=34162&n=23107&p=27074 |
| from forrestino : |
| ah, yes...black magic. p.s. the violent femmes rock! their song "out the window" comes to mind. |
| from pantasy : |
| some friends of mine wrote a song about fellows like alex. "bitch you gotta go" is what it was called. good for you, lady. only you can set your own boundaries. |
| from pantasy : |
| the crawling was hot, sweaty, and a wee bit sticky, seeing as how it was a shady albertan bar room dancefloor. perhaps what will make you most pleased is that your t-shirt is done and i will be mailing it this weekend when i can try to get my drunkin' ass to the post-office...now you can blame judy bloom too!! xo |
| from juniperhexum : |
| I think you and I are too much a like sometimes. You and your bro are like me and my bro. I'll miss you on this trip up here, but I know eventually we'll cross paths again. |
| from blulinepaper : |
| Qua? What can't girl talk about? Monkey is nosey and misses his pirate! |
| from s-m-r : |
| Heheh...are you sure? It's a king-size bed. . . . Just change the sheets, don't leave any stains, and I won't give a damn. AND DON'T LET ME CATCH YOU! ...Happy fuckin' Friday, pirate. You and Mr. Blulinepaper are so kickass. --SMR |
| from s-m-r : |
| If the choice was between having me make you and Mr. Blulinepaper breakfast, or having sex in every single room of our new house, I'm hoping you would choose the latter. Just don't leave detached pubes on the toilet. I'll try to make some cookies before I leave; you can take those for the rest of the trip. --SMR |
| from djarumgurl : |
| goddamn the selfish, asshole brothers who are only concerned with their own needs and wants. FuckerS! |
| from blulinepaper : |
| My best definition for circumference would be the geometric distance around something, like a circle for instance. I was apparently thinking of my ego like a circle or a ball, a big swelling head...Heh. Innuendo is fun. |
| from pantasy : |
| btw, this is beautiful "It's really hard to leave things unsaid when you've been imbibing, and even harder when you experienced so much pain and guilt for leaving things unsaid for too long and swore to yourself that you'd never do that again, that if your heart was in that place you'd fucking say so and not wait until the person was gone because yelling it to the stars and the wind and dreamed characters isn't as satisfying." |
| from blulinepaper : |
| Wow. My ego just grew like three or four inches in circumference after that last entry. Other things often grow when contemplating sex with...Uh, never mind. I'll save that for e-mail. |
| from matthewpv2 : |
| Just came across your diary. Interesting. Just thought I would drop you a note saying hi. Check me out sometime. |
| from blulinepaper : |
| And he misses you too. |
| from pantasy : |
| yo! lady! it sounds like you got a lot going on these days...i hope everything is okay? i'm going to make your t-shirt this weekend. one question, when you said "medium" did you mean boys, mens, or ladies medium? how much do i want a pink collar...*sigh* xokim |
| from s-m-r : |
| Do you know to whom the blood belongs? Can you tell if it's the dog's? --SMR |
| from discodoll : |
| I can sooooo see why you love him. I really hope things work for you two. |
| from blulinepaper : |
| Oh man, was it the picture of me from the Ghosts site where I'm making that weird-assed face. Crap. And yes I did have a dirty thought, followed by a bunch of pleasant memories. Plus, the image of you petting the computer is hilarious. You are awesome. |
| from halfdevoured : |
| I think--maybe--possibly--that I have found a girl. Did you see the photo? She reads my diary though, so I can't give anything away there. My thoughts I mean. It's too soon, you know. (I think so, at least. I'm not good at figuring that sort of thing out.) I think I'm going to visit her this weekend. Should be fun. How are you? You sound elated. I need to write in my damn diary today. |
| from avantbedroc : |
| you funny messenger (alarm-call's guestbook) x.alana |
| from mzletty : |
| homemade cookies?? No one does that anymore. Why do u think that is? |
| from blulinepaper : |
| Yeah, cuddling your explode intestines (while fun if I was a serial killer) is noticeably less fun then cuddling the whole pirate. Please avoid exploding until at least after I leave. XOXO |
| from discodoll : |
| It doesn't make it better but if you add some love songs it becomes soooooo much fun. |
| from juniperhexum : |
| you need to knit me a scarf |
| from johnnieutah : |
| i have a technical problem. when you post longer entries, i can only read the frist portion of it. for some reason, when i scroll down to read the rest of the entry, it sort of disappears. is it the javascript? my tired-ass mac safari browser? just wanted to let you know. |
| from chickpea981 : |
| if he's a jerk you just remember I live near him (i think) and can hunt him down! but if he is good to you (which I'm sure he will be) then I will adore him. |
| from johnnieutah : |
| the guy in my chess club is a shogi master. he has no qualms about kicking my ass even though i still don't understand how the pieces move. stuff like that really pisses me off. he beats me most of the time at western chess too, but for some reason i have his ass in chinese chess. go figure. |
| from blulinepaper : |
| Think about what? |
| from blulinepaper : |
| Agreed. It will also be the longest plane flight. Ever. |
| from blulinepaper : |
| I don't think I'd mind in the least. Hee. |
| from halfdevoured : |
| Hey...don't want you thinkin' I abandoned ya. I was trying to re-arrange my buddy list last week & my little sisters distracted me. Then I went to see Fantomas and Melt Banana in Athens. I'm finally home, but now I'm behind on my term paper reasearch and math (again). I'll finish the list this week though and email you very soon...probably tonight. You're still coming here when you take your road trip, right? |
| from pantasy : |
| Dear PantyHoseGirl: I am forever looking for size A (but only in leotards...no pantyhose for this girl, please) and can never find them. What I want to know is when did all of the ladies in our world become giants? Awaiting your answer with baited breath, xo kim |
| from blulinepaper : |
| I was. I am. And I will be all day. |
| from johnnieutah : |
| couldn't have happened to a cuddlier pirate. i'm kvelling for you. |
| from biensoul : |
| You are more than invited to the Biensoul Compound for beer, tequila, and karaoke. BRING MOLLY WITH YOU. I promise to be a good hostess, you know. |
| from johnnieutah : |
| warm gulf tide and a snuggly pirate sounds like an awfully lovely evening. i'm sure you'll have many who want to accompany you. |
| from halfdevoured : |
| I'm snugglable! (Is that a word?) |
| from ebsublime : |
| Kick ass!!! I fucking love pirate's!!! I am a pirate myself, actually I am the captian of my crew. |
| from halfdevoured : |
| ...and I have to wonder, if Optimus Prime caught Megatron wearing a dress, would that make Megatron a Transvestiteformer? Talk about Robots in Disguise... |
| from johnnieutah : |
| i need to lay off the sauce myself. its doing me absolutely no good. |
| from juniperhexum : |
| you need to take a road trip up to me! It is a very long drive and if you do it yourself, youhave to think about shit and contemplate things like what exactly a Grapenut is. And then I can make you be a tourist and stuff. Oh yeah. I'll give you gas money. |
| from s-m-r : |
| Hey, if you're heading north, Blulinepaper and I will probably have room for you by then. --SMR |
| from johnnieutah : |
| no problem. i'm not nearly drunk enough, considering. laissez les bon temps rouler. |
| from blulinepaper : |
| I knew it! I knew it! That's it, I'm moving to Florida today! Do you think I'll get there in time for the orgy? |
| from s-m-r : |
| That's some shit straight out of fuckin' Maiden. Keep up the good work. --SMR |
| from pantasy : |
| do you want a Judy Blume shirt? i can make you one. i know, i've been promising to send you something from Canada all this time, but really, i can do this and it will be better than a crappy deck of Mountie playing cards. what size are you? |
| from pantasy : |
| mullholland drive...i like the Naomi Watts masturbation scene...*sigh* |
| from juniperhexum : |
| that's how I feel about Jordan |
| from ebsublime : |
| Hey, I am a pirate. Are you a pirate? If you are you kick ass... |
| from chickpea981 : |
| in five entries you will reach 666. the devil's entry. woohoo! |
| from doc-sarvis : |
| ha ha! I've been wanting to use the term "internet girlfriend" for a while now... |
| from juniperhexum : |
| If you get the red to work on freshly dyed black hair, let me know how. I sooo want to copy your sexy pirate style. |
| from pantasy : |
| hmmm...i'm going out for whiskeys tonight...wasn't really countin' on the gang bang, but, being the gal that I am, I'm always up for a good gang banging... |
| from doc-sarvis : |
| I hope they weren't talking about you. Want a gun? I have an extra one. |
| from doc-sarvis : |
| Worship? I thought I said, "snuggle". |
| from blulinepaper : |
| army of mutherfuckin darkness hell yeah |
| from pantasy : |
| pirate pillow talk...now you've got my attention. |
| from blulinepaper : |
| Oh you and your pronouns! Now you've made me blush! I think I need a moment by myself now... |
| from blulinepaper : |
| I'm going to pretend you were talking about me in that last entry and let my ego swell up to unhealthy proportions. Hee. |
| from doc-sarvis : |
| You couldn't see your breath out here tonight. We switched weather... |
| from doc-sarvis : |
| Oh totally. I can't do it tonight...I'm going to be debauching with a buddy... |
| from doc-sarvis : |
| Oh totally. I can't do it tonight...I'm going to be debauching with a buddy... |
| from doc-sarvis : |
| For a debauch? I thought we already talked about this. We're going to have a couple of debauch's when I come on down for the wedding. I'm bringing the whiksee remember? |
| from doc-sarvis : |
| like..."Let's have a good debauch tonight". |
| from doc-sarvis : |
| Maybe you were thinking of the word "debauch". |
| from doc-sarvis : |
| No orgies with your brother. He strikes me as the type of guy who would need his space during an orgy. Believe me, I'm down with the "death is imminent, let's have sex" thing. |
| from doc-sarvis : |
| Your brother sounds like a great guy, but I too, will also be skipping the orgies with him. |
| from doc-sarvis : |
| Believe me man, diddy-bopping around the Philippines is about a million times less dangerous than trying to steal diamonds from Africa! I think you need to bring me on board as your intelligence officer. Every great pirate needs one... |
| from doc-sarvis : |
| I recommend heading down to Indonesia. The food is great, there's TONS of shipping to be plundered, and there are about a billion little islands on which to hide, while waiting for your inevitable showdown with The Man. |
| from blulinepaper : |
| What can I say, sweetheart? You're my inspiration! Uh, wait, that sounded a lot dirtier written out then it did in my head. Oops. |
| from blulinepaper : |
| Heh. Magic cookies. |
| from doc-sarvis : |
| My head is already exploding from the Hotness. |
| from doc-sarvis : |
| Funny.... Hey, your real e-mail bounced back a message I sent you today...it wasn't anything important, but, just thought you might want to know. |
| from doc-sarvis : |
| May you live to be 100. |
| from s-m-r : |
| Holy shit...you're giving away cookies?!? Mr. Blulinepaper is one lucky bastard (yes, he told me). --SMR |
| from doc-sarvis : |
| Read what? I have no idea what you're talking about. No idea... |
| from blulinepaper : |
| I hope so too! And good luck resisting those thin mints; I tend to eat half a box of them in one sitting. In fact you should just mail them to me and save yourself the trouble of eating them! Excellant (Insert Mr. Burns voice here). |
| from halfdevoured : |
| You deserve Girl Scout Cookies. Because Pirate girl's rock and you're the greatest pirate girl of all. You're like their queen! Which Chuck Palahniuk book are you reading? My favorite so far is Choke, followed by Invisible Monsters and Fight Club. And hey... scratch your nipple. |
| from halfdevoured : |
| I'm sorry to hear about your niece. I hope that she's okay. If it helps, my friend Angela was in a terrible accident a few years ago. Her face was cut up pretty bad and part of her nose was torn off. But after the stitches were removed and repairs were done to her nose, there was only one visible scar where her nose was fixed... and you had to look for it to see it. Her doctors were awesome. I hope your your niece's accident wasn't as bad as hers and that she's doing well. And it sounds like you're happier at home... that's great! And finally, I'd love to read what Molly had published if that's okay. I'm at school and I need to study for a test, so I'm taking off. I'll be in touch. |
| from doc-sarvis : |
| Hah! It didn't cross my mind, but, you're right! Um...You, uh, wouldn't happen to be able to play drums would you? |
| from halfdevoured : |
| It's 10:45 and I'm still awake... because it's COOOOOOOLD! Even with my big blue comforter, I'm freezing here. You should come warm me up. I'll keep you warm, too. I'm going to try to sleep again now. Slip under the covers if you wanna. |
| from halfdevoured : |
| It's almost 9:00 a.m. now... I haven't gone to bed because I'm retarded, but I'm finally going to crash for a few hours. Thanks for calling again... it's great talking with you! And it makes for more anticipation for dessert with a sexy pirategirl. Mmmmm... |
| from halfdevoured : |
| If I were a donut or a slice of triple chocolate cake, I'd let you gobble me right up. I'd take care of that rumbly in your tummy... and I'd be pretty tasty. Just so you know. |
| from madatmydesk : |
| Left hand, wax on. Right hand, wax off. Both hands are ready. |
| from halfdevoured : |
| Kisses are definitely the best though. If I left right now, would I be on time for dessert? Enjoy your dinner tonight! We'll talk later... if we're not too busy with kisses. |
| from halfdevoured : |
| Kisses, licks, and nibbles are all I really want. Especially with you.. you're yummy. I love making sweets, but I don't really eat a lot of them myself. So yes, making out with you would be the perfect dessert for the night. Mmmm... pirategirl kisses. And licking. And nibbles. You know my specialty. How about some of that, too? |
| from halfdevoured : |
| Dessert sounds perfect. You can have anything you want... I'll take care of it. And how about a little dessert after dessert? [wink, wink] The same applies... anything you want. [kisses] |
| from halfdevoured : |
| My friend Jen had similar back pain a while back. If I can find her number in Augusta, I'll try to find out what she did. She was able to take care of it and now she's a kickboxer. Hope you get something in that umbly tummy. We can't have you rumbly all day long. That simply won't do. Wanna come over for dinner? |
| from chickpea981 : |
| could I type the word piercing a few more times in that post? piercing piercing piercing piercing piercing piercing piercing piercing piercing piercing piercing piercing piercing piercing piercing piercing !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| from chickpea981 : |
| Spank you very much! Hey at least your tits are big... they don't need piercings. My nips are waaaaaaaay too sensitive for piercing. I think your nose is a great size for piercing. It would go great with your tongue. |
| from madatmydesk : |
| Aw, see... if I were there I'd make hot dog for you. And I'd bring those chips, too. And although tuna fish scares me more than meatloaf, I'd even make you one of those sandwiches. I wouldn't do that for just anyone... you have to be at a certain level of rockin'-ness and you rock way off the scale. So hot dogs, tuna sandwiches, and chips for you! Need anything else? I make a mean milk shake. Damn I have a short attention span. I need to get back to reading this essay one more time before class. |
| from doc-sarvis : |
| Ok! Ok! Uncle! UNCLE! |
| from chickpea981 : |
| about the PCOD - I feel like I am fine and that I don't have it, but it's more like "do I REALLY need this on top of everything else right now?" Just one long never-ending week to wait. Thanks for your thoughts. How was Denver? Sounds like it was good, but how was it REALLY? |
| from doc-sarvis : |
| Skirt...heels...shiny top...hmm. Maybe I will whack off at work today. |
| from doc-sarvis : |
| *sigh* Let me think about it ok? |
| from doc-sarvis : |
| Well, really, the answer is: One of us should whack off at work today, and it ain't gonna be me! And what's this about tits? Who's got tits? Where? |
| from doc-sarvis : |
| Uh...."It'll make you feel better"? "I just want you to be happy"? Er... |
| from doc-sarvis : |
| If you started singing to me, I'd be out of a job. Now, go to the bathroom young lady! |
| from doc-sarvis : |
| Ohhhhh no! YOU! You're the greatest! *singing* She's a Pirate Girl! In a Boy Scout world! One day I'm gonna see her in her u-ni-form shirt! Her unifrom shirt! Her uniform shirt! Yeah-hah-hah...She's got a green uniform shirt... |
| from doc-sarvis : |
| Written in Boston Accent: Ah'm glad yuh feelin' bettah. "Uh 'trip to da bathroom' wuh probably boost yuh adrenalin, an' bah default ya immune systum. (ok. That was really a cross between a 'Brooklyn' and a 'Southern' accent, but if you squint, it'll sound TOTALLY like MM. |
| from doc-sarvis : |
| I'm thinking of saving it up, so I don't have to buy Clorox anymore. Too bad us guys don't spoo hydrogen peroxide or listerine, eh? What's up today? Sounds to me like someone's fixin' to take a little "bathroom break"... |
| from doc-sarvis : |
| I'm thinking of saving it up, so I don't have to buy Clorox anymore. Too bad us guys don't spoo hydrogen peroxide or listerine, eh? What's up today? Sounds to me like someone's fixin' to take a little "bathroom break"... |
| from doc-sarvis : |
| Not today. Last night it was more like, "Were you, uh, a little heavy with the bleach when you did your whites?" |
| from doc-sarvis : |
| Totally. And I'm cutting back on that too. That was getting to be counterproductive. |
| from doc-sarvis : |
| Yes. A guys gotta keep busy, y'know? |
| from madatmydesk : |
| It sucks being sick... would you like me to make some soup for ya? |
| from madatmydesk : |
| Mmmm... a make out session with a smart & sexy pirategirl. Tongue kissing, nibbling, and breast fondling. What could be better? |
| from doc-sarvis : |
| Well...I don't brag about much, but I AM pretty damn good at cuddling and watching movies all day... Maybe it'll happen mo' sooner than later... |
| from halfdevoured : |
| We should start a club for poor people. We could charge a membership fee so that we aren't poor anymore, but the poor people that want to join our club won't be able to afford it. And that means we'll still be poor. But hey... we can still make-out. Tongue kisses are free. |
| from blulinepaper : |
| Ah yes, being poor. I'm down to about one meal a day now, and God knows how I'm going to eat next week. I'm considering starting a crime syndicate. Interested? |
| from mzletty : |
| Spanish Rocks! |
| from drevil22 : |
| right on baby! i've been sayin that shit about music for YEARS... you're so punk rock... hehehe... i'm glad you had a good time... like i had any doubt... your fuckin guest book hates me by the way... me love you long time... |
| from doc-sarvis : |
| I was just going to write and ask how it was going. I'm glad you had a good trip! That mountain air cures all ills, eh? |
| from avantbedroc : |
| dont worry pirategirl, everyone has at least one perfect day and when you wake to that no one can reach you. |
| from discodoll : |
| I've had exs tell me that line before we start dating so not all is lost! |
| from madatmydesk : |
| Kisses. |
| from doc-sarvis : |
| Hah. You'll always be all girl in my book. Even if you can rappel and sleep on the ground better than I can... |
| from mzletty : |
| 2/12/04 Those of us who can make our own scarves ROCK!-Letty |
| from pantasy : |
| Yes, please. I love postcards and I love Colorado! You have my address, n'est pas? |
| from doc-sarvis : |
| I knew you'd like the Velvet Goldmine! |
| from pantasy : |
| like punk rock boys, chinooks are dreamy and i do miss them so...although i don't miss the migranes. when do you leave for your trip? blue/black hair! he's gonna love it, honey. |
| from pantasy : |
| you know, i've never really paid attention to how many enteries I've done, although i think it's been about a million or so. or, maybe like that Mike Star guy said in reference to Michael Jackon's finances, a gazillion. No wonder Jon Stewart made fun of him! Anyway, please have fun in Denver and I hope all goes well with the punk rock boy because punk rock boys are, well, you know, dreamy. And I am writing you a letter this weekend and will even try to draw you delightful little stick figure cartoons, if only to show you up. xooxoxokim |
| from doc-sarvis : |
| Is that moistness your other secret ingredient? ;) |
| from redstarhelix : |
| we tend not to think about those too much. there's been a time or two when, i think, every man has sat there and tried to figure out what to use. the results are kept hidden from women, as dangerous information has to be. |
| from worldgurl : |
| Um, Colorado is really close to Utah. You should come my way. What are you going to be doing in CO? |
| from juniperhexum : |
| no sleep till Brooklyn! |
| from redstarhelix : |
| trash cans and toilet paper are optional. no fuss, no muss. it's a wonderful life. |
| from madatmydesk : |
| Wow! I can't believe someone actually liked my "toast" entry. Thanks! I also have to comment that I think zombies are interesting, too. They make the best movies and they're fun to shoot at in video game. I also happen to have the Zombie Survival Guide sitting on my bookshelf. You never know when those fuckers are gonna attack, so it's best to be prepared at all times. I love your diary - you don't hold back anything when you write. If I ever start an anti-zombie task force, you can be our commander. |
| from worldgurl : |
| send me yer address again, I wrote another little note, but can't find your address to send it. |
| from blulinepaper : |
| I tell ya', people are too thin skinned. They either need to accept the fact people's past relationships make them who they are or learn to reproduce asexually. Man, that would save some headaches. Although it would proably destroy the prophylacitc industry. |
| from pantasy : |
| Yes. The ninja was pretty cool. So was the toque picture and your fancy pants. Ow! |
| from pantasy : |
| Hi PG. I got your letter! Thank you! Guess this means I've got to get my sorry Canadian ass movin' on the greetings from Canada package. |
| from mzletty : |
| I love the smell of laundry! You are too funny-Letty |
| from chasingamy22 : |
| Egg donation... like giving sperm, but more difficult I imagine. |
| from pantasy : |
| it probably won't make you 2K but for a while I would go to big thrift shops and garage sales and buy up cheap cool clothes/hats/jackets and sell them to classier consignment shops for profit. the only downfall is is that if your a clothes horse like me you often end up spending what money you make in the consignment shops you're selling to. and of course there's always drug trafficing... |
| from pantasy : |
| i like to ride the donkey too. sigh. |
| from pantasy : |
| axe-wound...if only my bf would send me stuff like that. sigh. |
| from pantasy : |
| but if you pee on an athlete they'll just pee right on back at you. believe me...i know. |
| from pantasy : |
| In that case, I have the perfect Canada present for you. I still have your address. Expect a Canada care package soon. xo |
| from pantasy : |
| yo! PG! do you play cards? |
| from blulinepaper : |
| Oh sure, temp agencies sound all fine and dandy, and sure it's usually simple work with easily abusable hours, but, uh, actually, that's not a bad deal. Do it! Do it! Just be sure to invest in a portable CD player that doesn't stop working when you sneeze on it. Like mine. Stupid pussy-assed CD player. |
| from hayduke72 : |
| I don't have any Vicodin, but I have some pretty sweet Hydrocodone. (Actually it's not all it's cracked up to be.) |
| from hayduke72 : |
| Merry Christmas! |
| from forrestino : |
| Merry christmas from a land-lubbing scurvy dog. |
| from arletterocks : |
| Hey, dollface. Wish we weren't on opposite sides of the country so we could actually hang out at least once so I wouldn't feel so goofy for thinking of ya as a friend. You OK? |
| from arletterocks : |
| Holy cow, you're into Lynda Barry! I thought I was the only one! Dude, you really ARE my doppelganger. |
| from arletterocks : |
| Haha! I know everyone! Well, not really. But yeah, your guest is rad, too. |
| from arletterocks : |
| Tell your guest 'hi' for me. ;) |
| from pantasy : |
| oh!! i can't wait to get a letter now! and i still have to send a little piece of Canada your way. I too am a slacker. |
| from hayduke72 : |
| Snuggle, acknowledged and received. Gundeck is preparing to send a return volley, amidships of the "Hot Booty". |
| from s-m-r : |
| I know you wouldn't give a damn...but is the penis detachable? Find out for me, could you? --SMR |
| from pantasy : |
| probably not better, but you know, there's nothin really all that good about premature ejaculation |
| from pantasy : |
| you know, i was in a band and we sang a song called "Five Minute Fury"...hmmmmmmm |
| from blulinepaper : |
| Hey, at least you had the agility to clamor about your car like a monkey. I would have wound up eating the back seat with my face. Thanks for the thanks! |
| from santoshchase : |
| "If I were into self-watersports, I could get both done at once, kind of." Marry me. I mean. Oh. Pirate. That's super gross. You've been in Florida so long it has rotted your brain. Now. Marry me. |
| from santoshchase : |
| 'rat, truer words have never been typed: "I need to masturbate more often." A-men to that, sister. Best, Santosh |
| from pantasy : |
| shit...i want to be a fucking pizza! |
| from pantasy : |
| you're sweet PG. i'm going home to have a whiskey. for you. |
| from pantasy : |
| Oh PG, today's entry broke me up. I'm thinking of you. If I could give you a big hug right now, I would. The biggest in the world. |
| from moonshadow02 : |
| Got your name from GolfWidow and cracked up laughing. Arizona is the same damm way. It just started to be below 80 this last week. I definately know the feeling. |
| from hayduke72 : |
| I'm not trying to seduce you...but I am an admirer. You're a cool girl! And I just think Pirates are cool. And you are a cool girl for liking Pirates. Here's my favorite Pirate book: Pirates by Captain Charles Johnson. (if you don't know this already): It's rumored to have be written by Daniel Dafoe (who wrote Robinson Crusoe). Whatever the case, it's the best surviving primary source document on pirates from the 18th century. And if you're nice, when I take that picture of my comforter, I'll lay on it wearing my Jolly Roger t-shirt... |
| from hayduke72 : |
| Talk Like A Pirate Day Official Site: http://www.talklikeapirate.com/contact.html |
| from hayduke72 : |
| I do covet that shower curtain! I'm very jealous. Have you seen this? http://www.piratemod.com For all of your other pirate needs. Belated condolences on the loss of your father. |
| from juniperhexum : |
| dude! your home is fan-fucking-tastic! And yes, I do covet your bathroom. |
| from hayduke72 : |
| We need pictures of your dog! |
| from worldgurl : |
| you are tooooooooo funny. :: giggles :: |
| from hayduke72 : |
| Arrr! 'Tis true! The waterfowl will never find me when I'm making love to Rosie and her Five Sisters! -- Love your diary! |
| from katiemo : |
| this may be the greatest diary i have ever stumbled upon. just wanted to let you know before i added you to my favorites. |
| from santoshchase : |
| Sorry I have been so out of touch. Living has been hectic as of late and I'd reach out and say hello but I like offering excuses more than I like being responsible for my inaction. "My greatest fear is turning into my mother." I am happy to see you're doing well and you're still the same Pirate I met somewhere close to a year ago, now(?)... maybe that a correct assessment of time. Whatever. Be well. |
| from pantasy : |
| Okay, Crockett. I'll keep you posted. Should be some time in the New Year. Until then, flow like a harpoon daily and nightly, cuz I'll be killin' your brain like a poisonous mushroom. |
| from pantasy : |
| Invite the fellow from work. He'll likely make an ass of himself. Hey, how far away are you from Miami? I might go there soon. If I do, we should piss it up and wear flashy neon clothes. You know, you be Crockett, I be Tubbs. Do they still do that in Miami? If not, I'm not going. |
| from pantasy : |
| Hi pirategirl. This weekend i'm going shopping for your Canadian housewarming present. I hope you like beaver. |
| from scurvymates : |
| OH! if i'd only known you were a car wizard! then i wouldn't have made a girly ass of myself. and i love that your car's name is Hans. i'm a firm believer that cars should have boy names, thus Jordan. |
| from chasingamy22 : |
| Don't want to sound like the mom, but all that bill shit will just fall into place, as crazy as it sounds! Are you having a house warming party?? You should see my new apartment, I got furniture, oh yeah! :) |
| from polyjones : |
| I happened to run into your diary. You seem cool as hell. Just wanted to let you know. |
| from chasingamy22 : |
| LOL did Vicky tell you about that "adult store"? I've had the application for two weeks now and I've been too timid to bring it in. How wonderful would it be to work there a few nights a week??!!! Afterall I have discovered the most wonderful product ever there, that is quite expensive ..... |
| from inkdragon : |
| I totally dig the magnet! Your magnets should be getting to you real soon (sent them out on Wednesday or Thursday). I'm such a procrastinator, I'm the best at being the worst. Have an excellent weekend! |
| from pantasy : |
| dude, does your mom wear patchouli? i think it's great that you're moving. being poor is worth it. do you want a postcard or something from Ottawa, ON, Canada as a houswarming gift. You can email me your address at [email protected]. I'll send you something real good. Like a little beaver or something. |
| from scurvymates : |
| yeah, weird little flecks of tar in the sand. and we had to use special "tar-removing" handy wipes to get it off. maybe that will get rid of your smell too. |
| from scurvymates : |
| what the hell is up with all the tar in the sand on the beach in Cocoa Beach? i had to have that stuff vaccumed off of me when i got home. |
| from blue-belle : |
| yay, no mullet. damn you are so funny. |
| from pantasy : |
| While you were away pushin' it in the bush I had both a Wild Turkey AND a Jack Daniels weekend. That and I'm happy to see that you still have a taste for veal. |
| from juniperhexum : |
| damn guestbook crashing... Anywho. 5 more days till I am in Florida! I will email you my phone # and Tara's #. I sent the address to you, did you get it? I can't fucking wait! And as far as Cocoa Beach: bring em on yo! The more the merrier! WOOHOO!!!!!!!!!! Can you feel the excitement? |
| from ashnohand : |
| My diary's been compromised, locked until further notice.E-mail me with any questions. |
| from scurvymates : |
| uh, pirategirl, this is extremely important: http://talklikeapirate.com/translator.html from one advocate to another, please enjoy. -tape wizard |
| from blue-belle : |
| hello, i haven't poped by lately but i'm glad i did. you are still funnier than shit. |
| from watercolored : |
| That was a harvest moon. They're named for the seasons in which they occur, and that one was called harvest. It was pretty amazing. |
| from pantasy : |
| Oh yes, and Pirate Girl, Catholics are bad. I should know. I am one. More importantly, I've dated a few. |
| from pantasy : |
| the badder the sex, the better. thanks for the link! |
| from pantasy : |
| PG, what is Chick Tracts? Help me. I am ignorant. |
| from shadyfan8 : |
| that pirate of the carribbean movie sucks ass you should forget about ti and go see 8 mile... |
| from pantasy : |
| I love Jack. Love him. If I had a tail, I'd be wagging it right now. |
| from spoothead : |
| or maybe you got it through a toilet seat. you know, like AIDS. duh. |
| from spoothead : |
| i bet you got mono from that make-out session you had. or not. either one. |
| from pantasy : |
| oh, Lady. you should check out my diary now. your's in solidarity, Kim. |
| from pantasy : |
| You know, I was always super jealous of the kids who got mono. I'm sure they just all stayed home and made out with each other. What else could they possibly do? Rest? |
| from pantasy : |
| Oh please, feel free to laugh on the inside and on the outside. I don't live in them there parts anymore. I'm now a proud easterner. As long as you don't laugh at Beaver Tails and great pumpkin weigh offs, you're alright by me. |
| from blue-belle : |
| u must join fairyposer freak for life ring, as found on my diarypage. otherwise i will be forced to squisha u head. |
| from pantasy : |
| Darlin', that's "beef package" in them parts. 100% Grade A Albertan. Ain't nothin' funny 'bout that. Not even the belt buckle... |
| from patlikethief : |
| You are my here for my love is the seven seas and your are the pirate girl i have dreamed about ever since i was a lad. hah well i do like pirates and also good music which i bet you like too ok see ya |
| from girlwcurls : |
| Hey :-) I just wanted to let you know that I as here, and enjoyed the stay. |
| from chasingamy22 : |
| Funerals suck... I've been to so many I've lost count. Ironically, I've never been to a wedding. |
| from blab : |
| legend my ass. hey. a little bird mentioned your name in passing, so I figured I'd leave a message because I love when people talk about me... hasta |
| from juniperhexum : |
| Fuck the guestbook in the ear!! Anyway, what I wrote was: DO IT! EMAIL HIM!!!!! That is all, thank you. |
| from scurvymates : |
| tape: i'm not too kid friendly either, but i'd like to imagine that my spawn could only be so awesome. |
| from scurvymates : |
| tape wizard: I gave a shout out to you at the grocery store today, because I spotted a young boy in a shopping cart, and he was holding a large wooden ship steering-wheel and was singing a sea chantey, from what I heard went, �yo ho, ahoy me men! aboard the ship the voyage began!� He also wore a Captain Hook shirt. I said, goddamn, that�s gonna be my kid. Or yours for that matter. |
| from drevil22 : |
| fucking guestbooks!! anyway... i saw him again today... going south on belcher this time at 10 this morning... so he live here... i swear to you if i see him for a third time i'm gonna pull over and ask him to marry you! xoxo |
| from golfwidow : |
| How silly. I've only been gone a few hours. But thank you. Now what? You'll go back in and read me some more, and be all, "What'd I miss her for, she's all boring!" :) |
| from pantasy : |
| yes...rockin' people's worlds...i suppose that's what i do best. |
| from pantasy : |
| You know what you do well? You write well. You're very truthful and honest and raw. That is a talent, Ms. PG, and you have it mastered. |
| from booberella : |
| Dude, pirates. Wicked. But next time, I'll make you a better pirate banner for a $1. Don't shame the pirates, arrrrr. |
| from pantasy : |
| Thanks for listening, PG! No, it's not really daunting filling in for people's radio shows...if they don't like what I play, then they more than likely wouldn't ask me to fill in for them. Once they hand their show over, it becomes my show. Sometimes I'll stick to a format (ie. if it's a jazz show, a folk show, etc.) but I still get to choose what I want to play. Oh yes, and I'm glad to hear you masturbated this morning. It scares me to even consider what furies you could unleash upon the 7 seas with all that pent up energy. Yikes! Yikes!! |
| from blue-belle : |
| yup gotta love the fine art of alcohol intoxication. |
| from pantasy : |
| you can listen online at www.cjsw.com. 2-4 pm today, MST. |
| from pantasy : |
| We kind of are...I'm drunk right now! And I'm assuming that you're either drunk or on your way to getting drunk. Seriously, if you ever find yourself in Eastern Canada again, which is where I'll be soon enough, let me know. We'll do it up pirate style. |
| from pantasy : |
| pirate girl! get better! please don't make me pray for your health...God won't let me. I've been banned. |
| from blue-belle : |
| i did not say that |
| from blue-belle : |
| u. me and a fairy(poser). k i know thats so wrong, but damn she's cute. |
| from scurvymates : |
| if you haven't already, just hope you never have to piss out a kidney stone...i'd rather give birth to a litter of kittens. |
| from pantasy : |
| UTIs...oh, the horror. I hope it clears up for you real soon, like right now. In the meantime, be sure to avoid caffeine, acid foods, spices, citrus fruits, tomatoes, alcohol, and chocolate. womenshealth.org says that these things may "increase your discomfort." Can you lay off the sauce for a few days? I can't seem to... |
| from santoshchase : |
| "Who do you think you are? Teamsters?" Summer School is on TBS. You can't believe it, huh? I love Mark Harmon. Huzzah. |
| from juniperhexum : |
| I had me some swashbucklin creams myself last night after seeing mr. depp. Holy God I be want'n him fer a jolly rogerin! Arrrrr!!! |
| from scurvymates : |
| i'm ALL about seeing it until i can say every line. and get my eye liner to look as good as johnny's. |
| from pantasy : |
| boys in eyeliner...sigh. |
| from blue-belle : |
| doing orlando bloom sounds like an xcellent idea to me. |
| from scurvymates : |
| you're a feisty buccaneer and we like it. thanks for entertaining us. yo ho! |
| from santoshchase : |
| Boobs? Boobs?! I would have taken care of you... If I had only seen that message on time. Rats. |
| from blue-belle : |
| hey hon. if you're into pirate stuff then check out www.danandtravis.com. |
| from pantasy : |
| Oh yes, and pirategirl, I updated my profile. http://members.diaryland.com/edit/profile.phtml?user=pantasy Of course, I had nothing but wonderful things to say about you. |
| from pantasy : |
| Yes, we do like our coffee...crisp. And our smokes well decorated. I'm heading to NY in July and I'm going to buy up all of the warningless smokes I can. Ah! America, the Beautiful. |
| from pantasy : |
| Your Dear Diaryland letter is the best thing I've read in a long time. And I'm diggin' the dash board view. You're rad, pirategirl! Come back to Canada. Only this time you should head West. We have big mountains here. And cowboys. Who wear belt buckles. And chaps. Not quite pirates, but not quite not pirates either. Pirates of the Prairies, if you will. I think you'd like them very much, mostly because you could take sneaky photos of them and make fun of their tight pants. But you would secretly lust after them. I know you would. You're that type of girl. Kind of like me, but likely taller. Congrats on your first year. I look forward to following your second. |
| from brennass : |
| that is so fucking cool! YIP |
| from brennass : |
| Those curtains are awsome!! How did you make those!??? GIMEE! |
| from juniperhexum : |
| eeeeeewwww! stinky fish and cheese! |
| from juniperhexum : |
| dude! go get the 21 year old drunk and have fun. forget marine boy. |
| from lukeduke : |
| I would love to, but...I'm only going to be there for 32 hours, and I have a high school reunion to fit in there. I may be returning to Florida in August. Raincheck for a drink? |
| from towelphaser : |
| happy birthday! and yes, things will get better. promise. |
| from lukeduke : |
| Happy birthday! |
| from santoshchase : |
| "I bought myself a slice of pizza from the best pizza place around." Super awesome. Stick a stamp on that and send me a piece. Happy Friggin birthday. I tried to call but the number was a lie. A lie! Later. Santosh. |
| from ihatepizza : |
| Ms. Drevil says to say happy birthday. Happy Birthday Missus Pirategirl! |
| from chasingamy22 : |
| Happy Birthday!!!! It sucks that we haven't seen each other in forever... but I hope you have fun today!! (Lord, who ever lucks out and gets their birthday on a Friday???) |
| from vicious0 : |
| hey. thanks for checking out my site. i just so happened to be sitting in school when i found u site. my friend Limbo and i both loved it and were cracking up. after my other friends heard us laughing they just had to read ur site too. so everyone knows what u have to say about big boobs lol. |
| from santoshchase : |
| Violent Femmes - Country Death Song... Suicidal Tendencies - Institutionalized... Body Count - KKK Bitch... Liam Lynch - United States Of Whatever...(Because this song is too awesome to be played once)... This is gorgeous. Just gorgeous. yo yo yo. "I was wearin' my leatha'" |
| from d-crash : |
| I'd blast that mixed tape in the parking lot of my 9-5! |
| from santoshchase : |
| "So, we go and sit in our usual spot and talk about whatever..." This paragraph is riotous on such a beautifully absurt (and sexxxy?) plane. When I read it, I laughed a lot in my brain. |
| from brennass : |
| mee too. but i think thats cause i am insane:) |
| from santoshchase : |
| Your enthusiasm is greatly appreciated. |
| from santoshchase : |
| "I can't decide which Warped Tour to go to," says you... I suppose if it makes it any easier, I can't remember a worse concert going experience than having gone to the Warped Tour. Sure, we missed Dropkick, which made it even more heinous, but all around, it was a rather lame adventure. Had I not been able to see Rollins (and someone stab someone else in the stomach with a broken drumstick), the entire day would have been shit but I was fortunate enough to see these silver linings. I don't know who is playing this year... That's not true. I saw in, of all places, the New York Times, that NFG is playing. I think that's enough to keep me from wanting to go for at least the mext five years. Very best, Santosh |
| from pantasy : |
| So I'm not the only girl who finds UPS guys extremely hot? Thank God. I'm not alone! That brown uniform whips me into a frenzy everytime. |
| from santoshchase : |
| "My worst hangover was after drinking 3 ish shots of Jagermeister, which was quickly followed by every other type of alcohol in the house." It's funny how other people have the same exact experiences you have had... and now adays, to find these people, you don't have to look very hard. |
| from lukeduke : |
| Naked you say? Well...let me know when you need my address. |
| from lukeduke : |
| Stalk away...stalk away (OK, don't show up at my door carrying a butcher knife and a maniacal smile, but feel free to scrawl away on my guestbook - I welcome that). |
| from chasingamy22 : |
| Thank you darlin' :) |
| from devian : |
| thank you for signing my book! i'm glad you like the "golden girls" banners. i made four more! :P tee=hee! the obsession continues! |
| from chasingamy22 : |
| I agree girl... Jesse James is yummy.... hmmmm |
| from mollyx : |
| Stupid fucking guestbook. Anyhoo, that would be just grand, my little bizzotch. I shall see you tonight. |
| from juniperhexum : |
| okay. GB didnt like me. as I was saying... racing stripes are almost as funny as 3 toes burning and 2 turning a nice golden brown while your foot remains snow white. |
| from pantasy : |
| You should make a stencil of a skull and cross bones and then put it on your tummy or your arm and get a burn around the skull and cross bones so that the skull and cross bones are white...just like they should be. I think you would look rad. And bad. Real bad ass like. |
| from kittenclaws : |
| how many punks does it take to screw in a light bulb? 3--one to screw in the bulb, one to kick the ladder out from under her and one to say how punk it all was! |
| from zerom3ph : |
| holy shit. i am jealous. i want a fuckin' penis lighter! wingnuts will eventually stop asking me for anything what-so-ever. all i have to do is light their rollies. brilliant! |
| from pantasy : |
| Once I was in love with the term "anus face." That one can be a lot of fun. |
| from lukeduke : |
| Aww, I knew I missed something when I was down there. Maybe I'll be back there this summer, so be sure to save that joke for me. |
| from pantasy : |
| Lady, do I have the perfect sexy lady song for your sexy lady car: Barracuda, by Heart. I'm getting all worked up just thinking about it. rrrrrrrr... |
| from medievalgirl : |
| Yeah I like pirates too. I always include them in my passion for mediedval things.I mean really,who doesnt like hot guys with bandanas on their heads. God bless,bye |
| from pantasy : |
| Stim-U-L8 Shizzlemah Can you dig it? |
| from misdemeanor : |
| Hey girl, thanx for the underpants! My brother thinks your a freak, but don't worry thats a good thing. I'm glade you liked the magnet I sent ya. Since last night I've been trying to get on fridge-love and write about your magnet but the bitch ass thing keeps saying it's to busy! Any way, I loved the magnet...way to creative! xXx |
| from drevil22 : |
| thank you for the lovely story.... slut.... tehehehe.... i'm so bored where are you?!?!?! |
| from misdemeanor : |
| Your magnet is on it's way...I mailed it out yesterday. Hope ya like it. Later Daze, Kat xXx |
| from misdemeanor : |
| Hell-o girl, I've read your diary before and I always enjoyed it! I'm glade your my partner. I picked out a pretty cool magnet for ya...now I just gotta send it. Later Daze, Katie xXx |
| from pinkskastars : |
| Yay for you..you're grrrreat..lol . I like ur diary |
| from chasingamy22 : |
| Yeah you are!! :) We just moved to Clearwater yesterday, right off Countryside and McMullen Booth. No more in the boonies....and we have places to sit :) |
| from pantasy : |
| Hey, pirategirl, are still trying to win that "fuck" contest? You know, the one where you say "fuck" and "fucking" as much as possible and then you win like a monster truck or something? Well I don't care what anyone else says, my money's on you. Kim |
| from chasingamy22 : |
| I'm sorry.... I'm from NY too, I know how you feel. xxxooo |
| from pantasy : |
| it would be cool to be shot by HST...just don't let him blow you up with any dyn-o-mite! |
| from aviclark : |
| Seeing as I haven't commented on them yet, I'm totally digging the curtains. Go you! :D |
| from peth : |
| I have often dreamed about being a ho. |
| from pantasy : |
| Your curtains are hot! hot! hot! I wish I could make me self some curtains like that. Except instead of skulls I would put cherries on them. Yes. Curtains with cherries. How happy would that be? Kim |
| from ripvanfish : |
| I don't know you but you have Mephiskapheles listed as a favorite band and Kevin Smith under movies and you like pirates so therefore you are cool. |
| from chasingamy22 : |
| How do you do that neato bold face font that will link you to somewhere else....I'm not very learned :) Soon I too will be super gold membership girl... sweet. |
| from chasingamy22 : |
| How do you do that neato bold face font that will link you to somewhere else....I'm not very learned :) Soon I too will be super gold membership girl... sweet. |
| from pantasy : |
| Hey! Where did you go in Canada? Did you enjoy yourself? Oh yes. And I'm green with envy right now because you are going to NY. I love NY. Please eat lots of bagels for me...if you like to eat bagels, that is. Kim |
| from heidiann : |
| DAMN! I meant HER ears... BLAST this pirate sexism! |
| from pantasy : |
| My favorite joke of all time...old, and likely heard before, but a goody nonetheless. What's white and crawls up your leg? Uncle Ben's perverted rice. Hardy har har indeed. |
| from tonguefirst : |
| what do you want to hear about? i did list the topics in my diary... i only read your site in a half assed manner. maybe the last few entries. you seem to use this fucking thing productively: meaning that you rant and curse and waste time. i'm hoping to do the same. |
| from towelphaser : |
| dude, you're a PIRATE. i can't compete. |
| from xemochick : |
| yayness for the pinkness. hmm..of course. |
| from scanzilla : |
| *sluuurrp!* Mmmm, you taste like skittles. :) |
| from scanzilla : |
| Oh wait, there is a clear pic of you. Hot stuff coming through! I'd lick your cheek if it were a fruit roll up. :) |
| from chasingamy22 : |
| Aw, tear... that was just too neato, I had a sucky day yesterday. I am getting over a hangover now but by the weekend I will be up and running again! :) |
| from chasingamy22 : |
| Hey Miss May...it's Sara... I couldn't think of a good name for this so I used an old favorite, and when I get time I will actually rant and rave :) There should always be time for that! |
| from march-hare : |
| welcome to the kevin smith diaryring and thanks so much for joining! |
| from mollyx : |
| You know I love you, right? I'll call you tomorrow after I'm done having the soul sucked out of me by retirees demanding books. |
| from alven-mudge : |
| I'm glad that you're feeling better. I'm the same way. Sometimes I'll be in the deepest pit of despair, when things look so bad that I begin to think I'll never leave the pit, and I'll have to move some of my things down into it and change my official mailing address to "pit of despair" because I'm sure that I'll never be able to crawl out of it, and then ten seconds later I get distracted by something and before you know it I'm happy again. Anyway, I was just dropping you a note to leave you my e-mail address, if you ever want to talk. It's [email protected] Gimmie a shout some time! Lates! |
| from alven-mudge : |
| I couldn't help reading your entry about suicide and all it's various merits and downfalls and I was amazed by how similar our two situations seem to be. Well...not exactly totally similar, but very close (I don't have any rum right now myself, but I kind laughed when i read you did, because isn't rum a pirate drink?) I feel depressed a lot lately too, and like you, it's weird, because depression is definatly not my natural state. You know, the funny thing about being sad and depressed is that we live in countries that allow us to? Man, this isn't gonna turn into one of those "Thank God we live where we do" speeches, but it's weird to think about...if we lived somewhere else in the world that wasn't as stable, we wouldn't have the time to think about how depressed we were because we'd only have time to concentrate on survival. I bet people in third world countries have the lowest percentage of depression per capita then anywhere else. Of course they also have killing diarrhea, so I guess it's all a trade off. Anyway, my whole point in saying all this is...um...actually maybe I didn't even have a point, except to say that it would be really great to be a monkey, cause I doubt they're depressed very much, and lets face it, swinging on a vine with your feet is pretty fucking cool. Give me shout if you ever want to talk sometime, cause you do seem like a pretty cool person. |
| from darcyargue : |
| thanks fer joining the ska ring. |
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