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from jeanketeer :
Omigod, so sad. Especially for Mom-to-be. Heavy. But also...Yay Taylor! Yaylor! White-hot nerd love!
from soldierstakt :
HOORAY!!!And, yup, he's the one for you.
from jeanketeer :
Rebecca, you really need to get your writing out there. Blog, magazine, essays, book, open letters, something? Anyway that was an excellent read.
from soldierstakt :
You got some kinda boyfriend or something? stop being so vague and shit. Dish!
from jeanketeer :
Awww, so cute. I wish my optometrist was funny. I think. Is it a cute guy? Well anyway, I was in Point all wknd, I'll give ya a call tomorrow. Or call me if you're still up this Mon. night.
from ingerrr :
oh do tell . . .
from soldierstakt :
Me happy you happy
from jeanketeer :
knowing my presence could only amplify the fun, I heartily endorse this newfound happiness thing.
from tinatime :
Having read that is sure to make me have an exceptionally pleasant day myself.
from jeanketeer :
"little bird feelings", "meaningful, knowing looks..." Ahaha!
from soldierstakt :
so uh, my cell doesnt work here in madison. but i have a birthday present for you. you should call nate or kristi or germaine, okay? im here til the 8th
from soldierstakt :
Happy birthday. Here's hoping 28 is better than 27. For both of us..
from jeanketeer :
Weird! What are the odds? I'm glad you appreciated it too. "By the by", we gotta catch up--lots to talk about. Memo keywords: new job, Conservatize Me, New Year's, SF, and of course--BOYZ! j/k about boys. gag me.
from jeanketeer :
Yay snow day! Let's face it--work sucks! I love unexpected relief, and am happy for you. I was able to sleep through it all, thankfully.
from ingerrr :
you are truly a professional
from soldierstakt :
so you took the job eh? Congrats! r u ever gonna move here? no pressure i swear, ill probabaly be in ny by the time you move anywho
from ottodixless :
Do you get the Kids In The Hall canoeing down your office as well? That's what I always demand of recruitment people.
from jeanketeer :
I think you should go for it. Do it. It can only give you more opportunity in life than you have now, it can only lead to bigger and better things. Do it.
from jeanketeer :
Ho ho ho! That's it, then, huh? They just STEAL the pina colada just like that, huh? Ho ho ho! Funny monkeys, I tell ya... So hey gurl, why you isn't in my myspace top 8 no mo'?
from jeanketeer :
Didja read about the "mom" who flung her 4 week-old at baby daddy during a fight, and now the kid's got brain damage?
from ottodixless :
Hi, I think you used to read me when I wrote as refusal. I'm feeling a bit sad reading your diary but I hope you're finding good things at those times you're not writing your diary. You do remind me in some entries of my happy days in my mid 20s living with my mother and wishing i could call in some kind of airstrike or virus or giant bear. I think it ends eventually, but well I hope it does.
from soldierstakt :
Oh my God. I love you.
from cowboyhitman :
did you know that the income tax isn't even, like, a law?! You're being screwed. Along with the rest of us. Check out the documentary "America: From Freedom to Fascism". It's a flammatory 9sp) headline, I know.
from soldierstakt :
Fuck your loans. Don't you have like ten years to pay them? You need to use the money you earn for yourself. It is not healthy to stay where you are. Sometimes the "right thing to do" is totally not. Get out of there. You can pay your loans when you're in a more stable place in your life. Just get out of there. No ones gonna throw you in jail. And really, would that be worse? Come to where your friends are waiting to help you and love you. I'm serious. I did it on a thousand dollars.
from jeanketeer :
It's a lil' after 1, thurs. morning. If yer still up and get this in the next hour, gimme a call.
from jeanketeer :
Jeez Louise, what is your dad's deal? I mean that in the long-term, general overview sense--like is he a frustrated eunuch, an overworked alcoholic--that kinda thing. What's his prob?
from tinatime :
In the sense that I fail to pay my debts?
from jeanketeer :
You and your silly daydreams! I think you're too modest to accept that you're exceptional, and probably should be looking into working for yourself. Or, look at who you want to be paying you, and do what they do. Of course, "they" usually had $ to get them started....erghh, it's all so depressing. And unfair, really. But Baby, there's always...POWERBALL! The new American Dream. Gurl I is TIPSY, sorry if this isn't the most well-thought-out mssg I've ever left. ;) There's praly some holes in it.
from jeanketeer :
Nope. No good at all. It portends a major calamity about to befall you...seriously, though, wtf? I've never seen that. What are the odds? As a birder, that shit is BIZARRE. Maybe it saw you coming and thought you would help it, used the last of its strength in a misguided hope that you'd take pity upon a poor sickly creature...just kidding. I would've stomped on its head. To cut short its misery, I mean. Sucks, but whatever. Or you just let nature take its course, I guess. Either way it means you're cursed.
from ingerrr :
finally, you're a hippie. i thought you'd come around. eventually.
from ingerrr :
i've got your inspirado right here bitch.
from ingerrr :
oh yes.
from awittykitty :
My friend sat next to Laura Bush at a Broadway show this week and just "felt" that she'll leave the Dickhead once he gets out of the White House. Not sure how he was able to ascertain that during a Broadway musical, but that's the word from New York.
from ingerrr :
any progress $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ ? miss you. hurry up. can't wait anymore.
from jeanketeer :
OMG!! Make haste and get thee to a doctor! What if it's an infection and scar tissue fucks with your vision?! NO ONE would fault ANYONE for being extra-cautious with their eyes. I'd be in urgent care before you could say "clean underwear".
from jeanketeer :
I like your "negativity". It's funny, and honest, and not boring.
from ingerrr :
spring time here is so much better. back your bags. join me and joanna's new DJ team. we're saving a spot for you.
from jeanketeer :
You're too funny. :) "Is Blossom on the air?" You in a vest over hippy ruffles...hee hee hee. And seriously, what long-torsoed freaks are making these clothes? I have the same problem, esp. with polos or button downs. They're like pajamas.
from ingerrr :
are you one your period?
from jeanketeer :
"McAristocracy"!! That's the best! Is that one yours? And, and--keen observation. For real, I'm glad I have a name now for that phenomenon.
from jeanketeer :
Omg she was horrible! I thought she was joking, and that her "country club bitch from an 80's movie" outfit was part of the joke. I especially hated how by the end you could tell she thought she was brilliant, a freedom-fighter for women battling the oppression of feminism--yuck! I hate her. So read if you will, but I trust you won't actually BUY that book, right?
from jeanketeer :
Oh, god, I saw her on the Colbert Report. I couldn't tell if she was joking. "Work sucks!" My tard roommate was like "well, ya know--she's got a point..." Ugh. That shit is so seductive to harried women, it's insidious. And disingenuous. And exploitive. It really plays to people's weaknesses and ignorances, ya know? Well, I know YOU know. I just hope not so many people fall for it that it becomes taken seriously. This is the dead weight that holds back the march of progress as far as I'm concerned. I'm glad I wasn't the only one angered by it. Your sarcasm is much appreciated! :)
from jeanketeer :
Oops, my bad--I hope yer right cuz I went back and changed her name to Mckinney. Yeah, isnt' it fucking insane? An "affront"?! Omg, how do these people have jobs? They seem too stupid to open a door, much less set an alarm clock--I'm serious--how do these morons make it through life? PS--you're a liberal fascist if you can't respect other people's opinions. Just kidding. I hate people that say shit like that.
from jeanketeer :
You mean Everything is Illuminated? Yeah, I quite enjoyed it. I thought from previews that it was gonna be a cheesy snoozefest, all about a quirky American with a goofy translator that would ensure non-stop arthouse hilarity. But, there was one part of the preview that would give me goosebumps so I thought I'd check it out at work and yeah, I liked it. Ebb and flow, really. It was filmed in the Ukraine (or Russia or Belarus or somewhere thereabouts, I believe), so there's a lot going on, visually, besides the story being told. I actually didn't quite follow the story so well. Darn customers kept pesterin' me. The old lady saved gramp's life somehow? Was she the sister of Elijah's grandma? Annnywho.
from jeanketeer :
little secret: I am WAY behind the times when it comes to podcasts, audio files, itunes, ipods, computer-y things. But thanks for the heads-up on the Maher tip. I appreciate him and need to check him out where I can more often. And....CONGRATS on the new employment situation! Woo hoo!
from ingerrr :
yeah baby. sky's the limit. you're on your way. me and joanna were talking about you. she's got a lot of good advice for you so hurry up. and yes, all i care about is that they know my favorite show is ER.
from jeanketeer :
a: What's that "Maggie" song? b: What's the growed-up job yer talkin' about--I like the sound of the liquor-cart Fridays. c: What's the pukerific idea they threw out there? d: Do you think you might go to Zach's wedding in Chicago on Sept. 22nd?
from jeanketeer :
I hear ya. "Time to make the donuts". So did yer coworker get that promotion, subsequently allowing you to ditch the bldg. mgr.-ish job?
from jeanketeer :
What, no SOTU speech commentary? Where's the acidic wit? I've grown to expect your hilarious analysis whenever the monkey speaks...did you not watch? It WAS actually pretty boring, totally canned, nothing new, very vague.
from tinatime :
Hey Reba, Jorge and I will be in Milwaukee for New Year's. I think will probably be in town from the 30th to the 1st. You'll be around right? Love, Tim
from jeanketeer :
Ok,this is DIARYland, where we share ouor innermost secrets, not coylittleteaserhinthintland. What''s your setback?! You can't just complain without saying why, girl! Innermost.
from jeanketeer :
Have you seen that new Scorsese doc "No Direction Home"? It aired on PBS a coupla weeks ago, but we have it at the Bongo. I'm sure you have. Anyway, I liked it.
from elevation :
hey, is your email address still the same one about the lord jesus? at the hotmail?
from shutupmom :
thanks. i didnt even just cringe. (yes i did)
from ingerrr :
word.
from elevation :
one time i had to throw away the shirt i was wearing because a bird pooped on me. luckily i had another shirt. oh btw some jackass passenger of mine stole my phone, so i don't have your number anymore, so you'll need to call me and give it to me again. thanks. you're pretty and nice.
from soldierstakt :
HOly shit im drunk. wanna butt fuck sometime?
from shutupmom :
i miss everybody. but i do have one friend. her name is sara. she takes me on picnics and out drinking.
from ingerrr :
i've been thinking about you lately. and i'm certain i don't have your right phone number. but, i think it's time to do something drastic. i think it's time to get you a crazy credit card and rack up about $1,000 - $2,000 dollars in debt to get you somewhere interesting. it may not be you're ideal way of doing things, but it won't kill you. we're all in debt, join the club. you know what most definantly will kill you is this shit you're putting up with now. running up debt is not as bad. OR just apply to grad school somewhere and get back on the student loan train.
from jeanketeer :
oh, by the way, you're brilliant. Also, that's a tricky question, about whether a dog could care for a baby. I've gone back and forth so many times...but I think you'd need more information to answer that. The mother in me says "no!", but then I remember back to that segment on The View...and you know, as wacky as it sounds, I'm not ready to rule it out? Who am I to say...? Ugh, so many questions...sometimes I'd rather not have to think at all! PS--But seriously, last week on The View, they had a "doctor" on, and I couldn't hear what they were saying, but the backdrop was a huge stop sign motif but it actually said "STOP--The Aging!" Perhaps a follow-up to their riveting "Can Wrinkles be Cured?" investigation? PSS--'member when Nike used the Beatle's "Revolution" in their commercial? And Reagan used Bruce's "Born in the USA"? I have one for you--a spot by the Concerned Women of America, who advocate conversion therapy and/or staying in the closet for gays, playing "Put a Little Love in Your Heart."
from jeanketeer :
gettin' a head start on those taxes, eh? Why did your mom say that? I'm puzzled...and sorry to hear about not getting the job--what was it?
from ingerrr :
muffin head, Tierra is here right now and i'm providing those very same things (booze/landscape) all week. miss you.
from jeanketeer :
P.S. I love how you stole your neighbor's Jesus mat. That's fucking funny.
from jeanketeer :
Awesome!! Isn't it just the best? I think it's funny we both got it and both plan to display it. I don't know two people who could've appreciated it more. Churches burn and priests kill and molest and the flock gets shot...and us big-hearted skeptics get freebies like this in the mail! I think God's on our side.
from jeanketeer :
(The following is a note I accidentally posted on my own notes page, so I thought I'd just reprint it here for ya, cuz it's such a long one...) I just got home from Justin's, we watched a movie, I was hoping to get some. Even shower-douched, clean underwear, the whole bit. Nothing. Coming out of a fit of depression/panic attack. Nothing's really up with me. Project-wise, I think I'm gonna try and see my shower foot brush thingie invention through. I really wanna become a foot-care mogul. Lots of startup capital that I don't have, namely getting a patent and a prototype for starters (upwards of a grand). I'm confident I could sell it, though. My friend Steve and I are talking about writing a script for a short little comedy film using all the formula and cheesy dialogue from "Man Dramas" (think Ladder 49), and setting it in a diner. It's about God, family, duty, courage...but in a Strangers with Candy, Wet Hot American Summer sort of way. You likey? It's right up your alley, I would think. Hey, I read Claire's rec, that Cintra Wilson book--did you? If not, you should, I think you'd dig it (or hate it, as she comes annoyingly close to honing in on your humor territory). Anyway, I thought of you lots while reading it. I enjoyed it mucho.
from jeanketeer :
Anna "Crap"-stein wrote a recent entry containing excerpts from "fat-chick haters". They were really heinous, and obviously written by idiots. I'm not a fat chick, but I hate mean idiots, and so felt compelled to respond. God I hate mean idiots. Idiots, fine. Mean, ok. But together? Bane of my existence. How ya doin'? Haven't heard much from ya lately. Did you know Anna was in town for a bit last week? Her dad had prostate cancer, so she came out for the operation. Everything went fine, though, Bill's ok. So what's up with your, uh, life?
from jeanketeer :
I don't know if it's cool or not; I assume it is cuz you think so. I always liked that Howard Dean, but I was kinda hoping he'd become a congressman or senator or something. But hopefully he'll kick the dems in the ass (I certainly don't want him getting on a sinking ship, which is what I fear for the democratic party if they don't fucking stand up and fight). By the way, did you not just fucking LOVE Barbara Boxer during Condi's confirmation? Ok, so I had to work on state of the union speech night, and I work with people that don't share my perverse need to watch the president lie, so I missed it. I gathered from the ensuing coverage that I missed out on some classic shit, but please tell me "just say god" is a completely fabricated joke of yours!(?) Please? nice quote and pic juxtaposition. Funny. There you go, Rebecca, that would be a FUCKING BOMBASS BOOK! quotes or little articles on one page, and then on the facing page have captioned photos. Some, like your dland entry, would speak for themselves, but others could contain text which contradicts whatever bullshit... I swear it would sell like mad within the political liberal niche market, but I'm not sure about photo copyrights and shit like that. Whaddya think? P.S.--I think the need grows out of a frustration at capturing the lies, since they're so often distortions and half-truths and feigned ignorance, and thus rather slippery. Liberal kids might by it for their stubborn Bush-voting parents, no? P.P.S.--Oh, god, I did however see endless footage of Bush's speech the day after, of the marine's mom and the Iraqi voter. More maddening then the crude, transparent, and shameless manipulation of emotion--was how the media presented it as some sort of genuine moment, as if "Bush's grand plan was vindicated last night in one beautiful, sweeping gesture. We all felt..." They kept saying "We all...", and acting like it moved the entire nation to tears, and insinuating that all but the coldest-hearted could see the symbolic victory of our mission in Iraq blah blah blah. Like, "for all you doubters out there, here ya go!" And personally, I think the marine's mom kinda got the shaft in that little gift exchange--"My son dies, and you got to vote". I'm sure voting was a thrill, god bless her innocent, naive little heart, but give me a break--this was like a forced practice round, and who cares about the right to vote if the majority just elect to oppress themselves with religion, anyway? Maybe that won't happen, but I just don't see Iraq giving up Islam anytime soon, and freedom and Islam can't really co-exist lest one is in name only...annnnywhoooo, I'll stop now.
from ingerrr :
dude, just buy it off the internet. i make all types of stuff show up at my house.
from ingerrr :
slamabama!
from jeanketeer :
just fyi: I thought you didn't have a cell phone cuz that was one of the reasons traveling made you nervous? Mebbe that was someone else... Oh, I forgot to ask you if you saw THe Daily Show make fun of Star Jones for calling the fact that she was in the Maldives one month before the tsunami on her honeymoon "a blessing from God". The clip was funny, cuz it was on The View, and none of the other ladies were buying it and trying to move on, but Star kept trying to make it this big eerie/mystical/miracle thing, like she'd given everyone goosebumps or something. Anyway that'd be one of the clips in that comedy documentary I think I might''ve mentioned before...
from jeanketeer :
shit, it's like midnight and I didn' t call you. Don't even ask how I can be so spacey....I got free weekend minutes, so I'll call you tomorrow.
from jeanketeer :
Hey, I just saw that you'd tried calling me Wed. morning, around 10am or something. That sucks, cuz I was home, but also that was at the height of my strep-induced pain coma, so I wouldn't have been able to leave my apt/hang out...wait, if I recall you don't have a cell phone...so what were you doing calling me from your place Wed. morning? hold on here, something's fishy...I'm gonna call you after 9pm...
from ingerrr :
yo dudette - it looks like i will be hosting a gala at my very lovely apt for new years, i am currently securing a DJ but if you have a funky mix of sorts that we could play during in-between times that would be cool. i'm asking you cuz you're the one to ask. peace.
from jeanketeer :
What makes the Donald tick? What WAS going through his mind as he made his final decision? These are troubling questions, and deserve no less than the best brains we have to critically analyze...just kidding. I saw your beau tonight. I like the Mistreaters and all, but I think part of the reason I went and paid and all was that seeing Kevin was a little like seeing you. Awww. Also, my roommate's friend Roy, who lives on Kinnikinnic about 5 blocks south of you guys, told me tonight that some policemen were having a party near his place, and some dude got drunk and unruly, and so like three of them took the guy out in the alley and...sodomized him with a KNIFE. WTF?!??!!?? Police? Knife? Sodomy? Is this shit for real, and if so, why ain't it on the news? Is it because the policemen weren't Hmong?
from jeanketeer :
omigod, seriously--our cultural media is awash in hypocrisy, and it's the crappy shit that sticks. Speaking of mere lip-service, I just saw this ad from MG&E urging people to turn their heat down a degree, cuz "doing so could heat upwards of 3,000 homes...if we all did our part...poor people...MG&E cares...blah blah blah". HOWEVER--I'll save the smart comments, you're familiar with corporate image PR--However, there's a proposal for an emergency heating shelter for the homeless, and it's apparently really controversial "in these times of budgetary restraint", even here in compassionate Madison. I'll bet MG&E could heat the shelter plenty warm with its useless (it's not like we comparison shop for the "utility that best suits OUR needs.") ad campaign. I don't know where I'm going with this, just that yeah, the tv is a CRAZY-MAKER!
from omnipre5ence :
..HmMmM. I don't think I've ever heard that song before.
from omnipre5ence :
Happy Birthday =) What exactly do you wish someone would prove, though?
from jeanketeer :
Happy Happy Birthday! I'm so glad yer parents humped when they did! Smooch yourself for me.
from jeanketeer :
The funny part about Asperger's is...I think I might have it a little bit. That's why I'm obsessed with tracking it, cuz I don't wanna come off like I'm jumping on some "hot disability that's sweeping the nation". But, ya know, totally--"all the genius, none of the fuss". It's like I've been saying all along (no I haven't): "Functional autistics--my kind of people!"
from jeanketeer :
Is it..."D"?
from soldierstakt :
Hi, I promise I'll call you tomorrow. (Wednesday) I'm busy every second. Please come to San Francisco!!!
from difficult :
Hi. Do I know you? I think I may. My name is Bryan. I know the Nate and the Val. I used to live in Madison, but now I live in Appleton. I like your diary. I'm talking... a lot. Holy freakin' cow is it good. I'm serious.
from ingerrr :
yo dude. so, i'll be in madison (tomarrow) sat, sun and mon then off to chi for the holidays. um, i don't know if you could manage to hang or not, but think about it. give nate or germaine (608-204-7002) a call if you think you can. otherwise, you should really buy your new years ticket and conquor your fears of flying. lillian flew alone for the first time to see me on my birthday. even idiots can do it.
from jeanketeer :
Ok, I think I got it: like everything that's not R or D is simply "third party"? Cuz I mean, couldn't you speak of two Green candidates as "a pair of third party candidates"? Or even if they were libertarian or socialist, there could be two of them, and thus a "pair", right? The negative effect is that it lumps and dismisses all those not R or D, right? Or implies there's some ranking that's not really there, or rather meaningless? Arghh, I don't know. Am I right? Ya know that Kennedy that has vowed to fight Bush & co. on the environmental front? I totally agree with him and wish him well, but...have you heard that man speak? What the @#$% is up with that? He sounds like he's on his deathbed. I believe he has a radio show on Air America now. Egads! More power to him, going into radio and all. But isn't it a little, er, "surprising" to hear his voice on the radio?
from jeanketeer :
Ok, I'll take the retard bait--what IS idiotic about that statement? I think I'm blanking on it. Oh, yeah, and what's an "Iroq", or whatever it was that your pal got. An ipod? Normally I don't ask too many questions, makes me feel stupid an' all, but I THINK IT'S EVEN STUPIDER TO NOT ASK AT ALL!! (that's in my retard voice). Is it bad that I say "retarded" so often?
from ingerrr :
"step up in the name of the lord." lol lol lol. see you on new years?
from ingerrr :
thanks dude. no guilt cuz you guys have always been so great to me on all my b-days. could you give me kevin's phone number sos i can get in touch. also, i don't have yours anymore either.
from scienceclass :
hey, i hope you found this as angry-fying as i did... remember in the last debate, the last question the candidates were asked was something along the lines of "what have the important women in your life taught you" and george bush, for a laugh, said "to stand up straight and not scowel"! wow, what a poignant observation, one that the mothers, non mothers, and future mothers...i mean, women.... took as a nod to all the triumphs we've made.
from jeanketeer :
Right, and then when presented with Kerry's obvious trump about the girl getting raped by her dad, Bush is like "well, you're either for it or against it." Oooh, me likes a decisive man! I'd love to come over for the debate, but I have to work Wed. night. I'm gonna have someone tape it, though. Have fun!
from jeanketeer :
God, that shit's just another cult. It makes me wonder why most cults fail, like what's one gotta do to trump the currently accepted cult. Is it cuz Christianity was the first to declare all other cults invalid? Jesse Fruhwirth sent me this link to an article all about "throwaways" in Utah--apparently there's a sect of Mormons called the Fundamentalist Church of Latter-Day Saints, and it's even more crazy than the uh, "reformist" mainstream Mormons...anyway they kick their young, uneducated sons out of their tiny little desert communities to free up the young girls for the polygamous elders, and the boys end up homeless in SLC. I guess it's becoming a problem, but people don't wanna do anything about it cuz "it's their religion, their business". And there's a slight undertone of guilty respect for these more conservative wackos, kinda like how mainstream America jokes about the Amish and their dress and buggies, but then reveres them as pious, pure, and disciplined, never questioning their absurd faith. Well anyway, I don't do it justice, but it was a fascinating article. I'm totally into Mormon shit nowadays, a la "You think Catholics are weird? Hoo-boy!" I heard at a party tonight that Arizona "just turned blue". Freedom is on the march! P.S.--Didja like Bush's response to Kerry's explanation of his opposition to the parental notification (abortion) issue?
from jeanketeer :
Yeah, I saw Tutu, it was awesome. Didja see when Stewart went on Couric's show? It was maddening. Couric was acting SUPER strange, and was nervously laughing the whole time, and kept on "jabbing" Stewart that the thing she's noticed about the show is "...everyone's white! Ha ha, I mean, what's going on there?". And then when she was thanking him and saying good-bye, she added, all smiley, "...and try to work on getting some color on the show!" And then she "composes" herself, shakes her head as if to say "wackjob. Funny guy, but a wack-job, ha ha. Next: Do thigh creams really...". It was totally out of left field. It was like she was determined to undermine him. It was so weird.
from scienceclass :
wow, that's exactly what i was aiming for. Wait, i wasn't aiming for nothing, i aint no poseur!
from tinatime :
Holy crap! Are you gonna sue? Or did you make the sandwich your own self? Cuz I'm not sure but I think that it's probably not O.K. for one to sue oneself. Also, word up about health insurance. My wisdom teeth are coming in and there's no way in hell that I can afford to get em outta my face which sucks cuz now I'm probably gonna start looking ugly.
from ingerrr :
and also, try drinking some milk.
from scienceclass :
yo rizz-becca how's it hanging? i decided to take time out of my binding schedule to talk with the little people. so, say something interesting back or i'll never talk to you again! no for real i totally aint like that.
from jeanketeer :
Debate on the 30th? Like Sept. 30th? Probably Oct. 30th. Lemme know--I'm there. And yes, we should collaborate on something, this we both know...but what? what? Hmmm. I think a book, maybe a humorous compendium along the lines of "Bush Supporters Think the Darndest Things". Or something mocking religion. I'd love to put a video together of just "faithful" people saying dumb things (along the lines of "I thank God for getting me out of that plane crash alive!"). That would be a hard one to find all the clips for, but...anyway, we'll talk. No pressure.
from maeve-arie :
Funny you mention that program...my mother (who is obsessed with science though her math skills have always held her back from persuing a career in said discipline) was raving about that program the other night!
from jeanketeer :
Totally. That could only help the publicity--its cachet as like "The extreme drinking game--not for the weak of heart".
from jeanketeer :
Omigod, that's hilarious! See what happens when ya try to reach out? You're too funny.
from jeanketeer :
Any word on the debates?
from elevation :
right on, dude
from jeanketeer :
Oops, I left a message for you on my message page. But anyway, as regards your latest entry--hallelujah! Totally. You should be on Air America. Wanna hear something cool? Madison's getting Air America on the airwaves--FM! The only FM Air America in the country. It's starting this Tuesday on the now defunct 92.1 Mix, a crappy adult contemporary station owned by, of all people, Clear Channel.
from jeanketeer :
BTW, I just found out from my friend Caryn, a very reliable source of media info, that TIME magazine named Hitler "Man of the Year" back in like '38 or something. The tone was apparently admiring, a la "He's a tireless uniter, really whipping that country into shape." I'd love to get my hands on that issue, draw out some comparisons, if ya know what I'm saying.
from jeanketeer :
No, I haven't heard about CNN censoring the ad. Lemme guess, it's too partisan? No one, NO ONE in the mainstream media has called a single speaker on the glaring inconsistency of all the freedom rhetoric and the gay marriage amendment platform of the administration. I really need this hypocrisy explained to me. I need to hear how they can ignore it. Ok, "gay marriage" has come up (always a reference to Cheney's "differing opinion" on the subject), but it always plays out like "well, the president feels it is necessary, and though I may disagree with the president on some issues, overall I support him. And that's the great thing about the Republican party--it's a big tent that allows for a diversity of opinions!" Omigod it's just...literally retarded. They don't make sense! They don't even try! And no one's calling them on it! ugh. It's exhausting.
from jeanketeer :
Omigod, the Bush twins--did you see them? I was like, mortified. The corny humor, the lack of substance, the canned delivery, the fact that Jenna thought she was just the cutest little imp. Barf! Also, someone was talking, so I didn't get it all, but did she fucking MOCK Kerry for the hamster CPR thing? If so, all I can say is...EVIL!! Evil drones! Stepford daughters! Do you think it was intentional, like a way to hook those that think cute, dumb daughters are charming and desirable, a la "Ohhh, how sweet--she may be a wacky teenager, but through it all she's still Daddy's little idiot girl..."?
from jeanketeer :
I'm intrigued by Steve also. But he is nothing compared to the sweet mystery that is John Turturro. I need John Turturro in my life and I need it bad. Omigod he drives me crazy. You can see him in all his naked glory in "Box of Moonlight". Also a naked Sam Rockwell, but who hasn't seen that? But, um, back to Steve--have you seen "Trees Lounge"? It keeps calling to me...
from tinatime :
Two weeks ago when I emailed you a picture of you and kevin at Sam's party did I mistakenly send it to [email protected] instead of [email protected]? And the agree one is your email address right? And if I did actually send it to ibeliveinjesus and that isn't your email address then it is somebody's cuz it didn't get sent back to me which means that someone who believes in Jesus has a picture of you and Kevin on a Boat. Hope you're not mad love, Tim
from ingerrr :
man, i do regret never being able to vote for old rusty anymore. instead i have to watch arnold star in commercials about buying california grown and how bad wisconsin cheese is. lies.
from soldierstakt :
Remember when we used to make out? Like, in front of Kevin. Man, we had some nerve.
from jeanketeer :
Sometimes when I think of Russ, I tear up. Partly cuz he's so awesome, partly cuz he doesn't get enough credit. Anyway, I just watched some Fox "news"show, and the topic was "Celebrities Trying to Influence Election?", and the host "reported" that celebrities like Bruce Springsteen and Sharon Stone are trying to tell people how to vote. Then the host turns to his "Joe Six-pack" audience and asks a "regular-lookin' guy" if he was gonna let celebrities tell him what to think and do. The guy says no, and the host says "But you like Bruce Springsteen, right? So why aren't you gonna listen to him?" And the guy says "I like him for his music, not his views", and everyone kinda smiles and claps, and it's obvious to the viewers that he's "made the right decision" and has clearly demonstrated how he's fighting back against the insidious liberal Hollywood conspiracy. Ok, so even if it wasn't the most contrived crap I've ever seen (which it was), it's just disturbing how many people "like" a Bruce Springsteen or Linda Ronstadt, but yet "don't wanna hear their views". What's that about? Also, a "Hollywood expert" said celebrities are out of touch with America, and their plan to have a graphic gay sex scene in "Shrek" was narrowly defeated. And he says half of all cable channels have graphic sex in their programming, so he doesn't understand why Hollywood liberals continue to decry the Puritanism of the Bush administration, therefore they're "just being partisan". Ehh. It makes my head hurt. Anyway, this is getting long, I suppose I should've just used email. So how's it going? : ) I enjoyed your long email. I'm "planning" on coming to your place for the debates. Should be fun. We'll talk more later...
from jeanketeer :
ughh!! I'm missing the other speakers cuz my roommate is watching, swear to god, "The Great Race". Or whatever it's called, like I care. Wish I was in Brewtown with you, being political nerds. We should maybe plan to watch the debates together, I think it would be a good thing.
from jeanketeer :
Will you marry me already? Bear my children? I wrote my entry and then read yours. Read mine. Then believe me when I say you give me the biggest shit-eatin' grin there ever was. AND! I can't find your phone #. I have your name and then 414, and then nothing. I recall that as the result of some garbled answering machine fiasco. Anyway, call me ASAP, so we can talk about Obama! 608-250-6782 xoxoNate
from jeanketeer :
Oh my god I love you!! Would you believe I had the exact same thought (about my life as some cheesy art-house movie shit)? Well, I hadn't cast the roles yet, but I think Ewan and Ian just about nails it. Thanks for not saying Andy Dick. :)
from jeanketeer :
And, if possible, you should come to my party this Friday. Don't know how cool it'll be, but hey, what's not cool 'bout free booze. No, it'll be fun. You should come.
from jeanketeer :
Indeed, you must come.
from tinatime :
Sorry I never write. It's just that now that I only have one arm it gets really difficult. Are you going to sam's party? Jorge and I are gonna be in WI for 6 days or something and we wanna come run around in Milwaukee and see where you live and stuff like that cuz it's kinda wierd how we all live all over the place now and don't know what each other's house looks like. Isn't it?
from jeanketeer :
ack! Don't leave me hangin', I so enjoy your entries. How's things? How's life? How's the job search?
from jeanketeer :
Whew, what a weekend. I had a blast Sat. night, thanks for...everything! Thanks for graduating! I hope cleaning wasn't too arduous, and I hope yer neck's better. Now get a job! Just kidding. Love ya :)
from jeanketeer :
Ok, got off work on Saturday, ready to par-tay. Kristi and I are coming together...so what again is the itinerary for Saturday? (ceremony, party, ...family time?), and I'm gonna see if Germaine and Tierra can make it too. I s'pose you already know Claire can't afford to make it, I know she really, really wanted to, FYI. Ok, lemme know again the plan for Sat., k? xoxo Nate
from scienceclass :
HOORay for fun. Yes i have an email address and i think you will quite enjoy it... [email protected]
from scienceclass :
hey, is the graduation on a saturday? who from madison is going? cuz i might stay the night in madison and go with everyone to milwaukee the next day. And is it cool if lorelei comes?
from jeanketeer :
Hey, let me float this by you: I've wanted to write a short novel for some time now, in a first-person protagonist voice, and have the main character sort of come into awareness, or like re-engage with reality, perhaps set off by some tragedy, or perhaps just a gradual inkling that "there's something more". Sorta like a "Flowers for Algernon" thing, where the reader can sense the nuances of change. As opposed to the some might say "tired" narrative of "coming of age" tales, it'd be about a deluded, oblivious middle-aged wife, mother, church-goer, etc. I envision it as sort of commentary, but also, dare I say, inspirational? Is it cheesy? Trite? Otherwise, I say let's go for broke and mock the shit out of stupids and let the pieces fall where they may...
from jeanketeer :
when I graduated, I sent out cheap, homemade announcements to just about every family member, alluding in my form-letter to how hard I'd worked and how much I'd gotten out of it, blah, blah...total return: $700, and my mom got me a laptop (which was bizarrely generous). So anyway, work it. You deserve. Don't hold back, it is a great accomplishment. And we're all proud of you! And yes, a big middle finger to the UW (or at least the asshole counselors aand professors that didn't see yer potential...)
from jeanketeer :
Oh, heavens no! I meant my last message to you. Unfortunately, it shows up first, but I believe I put a P.S. to indicate the one below was first...anyway, no, good god, you're like a ray of sunlight :) Hmmm, I never thought I'd say that about you...has anyone ever called you a ray of sunshine before? I think you'd agree that seems an odd appraisal of you... But really, though you do wear a lot of black and have a wry, cynical sense of humor, you do in fact lighten my day with your enlightenment. You're the real sun, those other shiny happy peoples are tanning booth malfunctions, doling out skin cancer along with their ugly tans...you're the vitamin D, good kind of sunshine! :) Ok, normally I'd delete that blabber, I don't know what I'm sayin', I gotta go....
from jeanketeer :
ps--that last message ended sounding sad and defeated--on the contrary! I'm sensing so many more people on the sidelines coming out and joining the criticism of our fair leader--even my diehard Republican mom...:)
from jeanketeer :
Man, we need to just hang out already, these notes are gettin' kinda long :) But I don't mind if you don't... Ok, did you catch how he actually referred to Saudi Arabia as one of our "moderate allies", along with Egypt? ?!!?!!?! Do you know what's up with "talking points"? This little phrase is popping up everywhere, us. in conjunction with the Republican Party. What are they, and what's the origin? I did listen to a little Air America, and it was rad, some lady I forget her name. What sucks is, when I'm on the computer it's usually jsut long enought to read d-land, friendster, email, etc. I want it in my car and at work! I heard the NY and LA broadcasts have been discontinued cuz of financial reasons. :( That doesn't bode well. Anywhozers, ciao fer now...
from jeanketeer :
Thanks for that Onion article link--that was hilarious. How do you find shit like that? Do you read the Guardian online? So how bout GW's press conference, didja watch it? My fave part was where he likened his efforts and the intended success in Iraq to the situation of Libya renouncing terror and rejoining the world community, except that, ya know, he left out the part about how we didn't invade Libya, nor effect a regime change (he even mentioned Khadaffi's name), or really "do" anything about Libya...yet that was his example of what he hopes to accomplish with Iraq. It was logically surreal. For a sec there I thought maybe he's not an evil liar, but just functionally retarded. Crazy. Anywhozers, talk to ya later...
from scienceclass :
NO i am so for real gonna be at your graduation, and yes, it will kick ass. I already asked for the weekend of the 15th off from work. when is the best time/day to arrive? I am not sure who i am going to be staying with. But whatev!
from jeanketeer :
Oh, hell no--that shit still goes down? Do they know they don't HAVE to get married, or were they planning on it anyway?
from scienceclass :
i say squishy beef is the culprit. Hey, isn't it funny thinking back to that whole hanging chad scandal in the 2000 elections? how me, you, scott, and claire stared gape mouthed at the television while all that bullshit was going down? you should be a news correspondent. by the way, i will be present for your graduation. maybe you'll be present for mine.. when pigs fly.
from jeanketeer :
I love that you got food poisoning from "Healthy Choice". I mean, if ya HAD to get food poisoning...
from jeanketeer :
Don't you hate it when the conservative spin machine just dismisses shit as "ridiculous" or "preposterous" or "absurd", and just leaves it at that, or offers up some disingenuous criticism. I'm guessing Bill said something along the lines of "good journalism doesn't have a bias...this is just a propaganda machine!" Am I right? So, my answering machine's fucked up--it cut off your message and Mon. night when I heard it I just thought it was my friend April. I listened again, and it is you, indeed. Sucks. Ah, well, sounds like you were busy...when you say "Madison" and "dream job", do I hear "Onion"? If we'd hooked the shit up, I wouldn't have had to go to the bowling alley, whereupon...
from scienceclass :
bill o reilly is a shit eater. he made vegetarians look stupid once by interviewing a playboy model who was a spokesperson for PETA. yeah, i bet that was a hard egg to crack.
from jeanketeer :
LOL. Reba...I....LOVE....you! You're the best! I love you! I couldn't've said it better myself!
from shutupmom :
got any a' them there tickets left? i lost your #.
from jeanketeer :
So I checked out that link about the terrorists wanting Bush to win...interesting. Have you seen the latest Bush ad, where he says John Kerry is a serial "tax raiser", but that he voted against defending America? Puke-o-rama. I just saw a story on CNN where they basically impied Al-Quaeda was/is behind the Palestinian uprising against the Israelis. They kill a revered leader of Jamas, and now all the Palestinians expressing outrage are lumped as terrorists. Oh my god, Rebecca, it's all so retarded.... So anywho, you haven't mentioned--ya got any post-graduation plans?
from jeanketeer :
Ok, duh, now I get it. I was under the impression that some gal named Tyra really wanted to see you graduate, and that she was gonna invite 7 other people to see you graduate! Oh, god, I'm so dumb sometimes. Tee-hee. "Whoops!" Oh, lordy, Nate. I'll try a little harder in the future before I ask questions... ;)
from ingerrr :
doy! y'know we are all trying real hard to make it there. unless of course your ceremoney is on a different day than your party. then i don't even care about them tickets.
from jeanketeer :
:) Who the fuck's Tyra, and why does she want 8 tickets?! :)
from jeanketeer :
Naturally that dick theater piques my interest, but I have to ask--is the guy cute? Definitely save me a promo packet thing...That Avril mall concert in Racine sounds delicious! I like, totally love her cuz she don't take no shit and she likes the bad boys--just like me! Do you think it's postmodern or a rehash? Like we'd find it ironically amusing...either way, I missed it the first time--how fun! Let's go! When is it?
from scienceclass :
you mean, john waters is both mine and your dad? maybe we should stop having so much sex, then.
from jeanketeer :
hmmm, so you lied in your ethics class to promote an agenda? Why, that's just not right, now you're being just like THEM! J/K, man, whatever works, I always manipulate the truth for the greatest good. Well, I mean, not always, but like if a person needs to be exposed to a straight person supporting gay marriage, for instance, then I'll be that straight person. Or sometimes I'm a Christian who's against war for Christian reasons...you know what I'm talkin' bout. I believe it was you who articulated an ethos of fighting fire with fire, appropriating the tools of the enemy (namely, lying) ;) Anyway, it's just kinda funny how your'e so honest about lying, esp. in the context of an ethics in media class--oh the irony. :)
from scienceclass :
DAVENPORT SCREW MACHINE, Inc. looking for highly motivated, self-starter. Must have experience in cunnilingus.
from jeanketeer :
Yeah, Claire took her escort business online...
from jeanketeer :
The Darkness, yeahhhh...methinks they're playing soon in Milwaukee, heard it's a crrr-azy good time--I'm thinking about going, I'll keep ya updated...
from jeanketeer :
Yours is the only optimism I trust, cuz it's not blind, stupid optimism. Indeed, it's refreshing. Also, I saw this video on Spanish MTV that had an animated Bush taking a shit on the world, as well as a smiling Cheney floating by a soldier drowning in a pool of blood and oil. I think they were from Chile. I have a yen for rad, hip, political bands...I can't think of very many here in the states, though...The Coup? Le Tigre? Know of any? cuz Mama here needs a soundtrack for her dissent...
from ingerrr :
CONGRATSSSSSS SSSMARTY PANTSSSSSS!!!! I guess there IS some sort of vindication beyond just knowing in your heart that you're better than everyone else. Let's hope I get a good job sos i can hear that speech. On the job tip, I'm pretty sure they are gonna hire me but the process takes like 3 - 4 weeks for a drug test, finger printing, TB test, and I have to give them both my high school and college transcripts. Once they have all that shit then they have to train me soooooo, I'll have to tighten a belt loop until then.
from jeanketeer :
Ok, my $.02 on the Nader/Gore tip: Nearly half our voting population voted for GW. They SUPPORTED him. And why? "That Gore, he just thinks he's so smart." "Did you see him roll his eyes? How arrogant." Nearly half our country is retarded, I call that a crisis. Let's place blame where it belongs, on those who voted for this evil moron.
from jeanketeer :
I'm obsessed with (hating) Pat Buchanan, too. What's he saying now? Is it about the gays' attack on the American family? "Activist" judges cramming fairness down our throats?
from jeanketeer :
Argggh! What a nightmare. I believe there are places that, for a hefty price, can retrieve data off blown hard drives. May be too late now, but worth looking into.
from scienceclass :
hey errrrrbeccccca don't you know the "v" word can only be uttered by male gynecologists?
from jeanketeer :
And let's call that world..."San Francisco", hmmm..... But seriously, I've already drawn up plans...There's a huge, sparsely inhabited island in the Bahamas called Andros Island, or the Queen Charlotte Islands off of British Columbia, or (so you can see I'm not sexist with my first choice), Beaver Island in Lake Michigan. But for real seriously, do you ever just wish the North had "lost" the Civil War? Slavery would've died out soon anyway since it wasn't paying off anymore, and then we wouldn't have to pretend to respect their opinions and take them into account anymore. All I'm sayin' is, if we're gonna have a democracy, couldn't the South just not be part of it? I guess we'd need warm places to move to...hmmm. And cheap fruits and veggies is nice. Forced sterilization? Acid in their water supply? And by acid I mean the kind that brings enlightenment or kills you. But deadly toxins wouldn't be a bad idea either... Well, anyway, yeah, I daydream about that island all the time!
from shutupmom :
BAWAWAWAWATHERE YOU GO AGAIN...DIRT-BIKESBAWAWAWA
from shutupmom :
frightening and hilarious circle of hell?! HAHAHAHAHAHA.YOUGOTTHEFUNNY.HAHAHAHAHAHA.
from jeanketeer :
I love and respect your rants! Not enough people (right on, people, that is) care enough to rant, apparently. Rant on, sista!
from elevation :
hi. last week i looked at an apt in walker's point, and it's kinda shitty but it's relatively cheap and it's a month to month lease ... so maybe i'll do that and look for a better place. i'd really like to live in bayview, so yeah keep an eye out for an efficiency please. what're you doing on wed ? maybe i could come see you ?
from jeanketeer :
Right on about the crack-head thing. Incidentally, I found out my friend Will from Florida was a crackhead for a year and a half. Whatever happened to PCP and Angeldust, anyway?
from shutupmom :
yep. the 13th. its alright. i left early. claires leaving today on a train to california. CALIFORNIA! damn man.
from shutupmom :
its ok. its ok. i guess claires going away kareoke party is tuesday night. ya comin? you guys can stay with me if you so desire. let me know.
from jeanketeer :
Hey, I just want to thank you again for the card, not so much the card but the words in them...and because I'm emotionally retarded--DITTO!! I regard you in the same way. And you have the most deliciously keen sense of humor. Also, you probably know of this, but I think you'd appreciate "bushin30seconds.org" if you don't. Later, hater. Nater.
from jeanketeer :
whoops, shit, I forgot to email you...I think I'll do that now...
from jeanketeer :
I have some old back-issues of "Psoriasis Connections" if you're interested. I cancelled my subscription recently due to an increasing lack of hard-hitting coverage on the issues important to our community.
from shutupmom :
happy belated birrrfday rrrebecca.
from jeanketeer :
And don't forget about Melrose Place and others where all the hip, sexy female leads were all "Ad Execs".
from jeanketeer :
Happy Birfday, Chickenhead!
from jeanketeer :
So what's the dealy-yo with the internship-o? Ok, so TV...I'm "watching" Wayne Brady today, and I catch some snippet where Wayne asks the probing question "Do you have any guilty pleasures?" And the guest, some hot lady from the O.C., looks coy and embarrassed, and says "Yes.....chocolate!" To which there's all this laughter and thunderous applause, as if she'd just said "anal sex" or something, and the camera pans the smiling crowd for reaction shots and all the old stupid white ladies smiling at each other and nodding in "embarrassed" agreement, like she'd just exposed womankind's most intimate secret. It made me wanna barf. I turned to the weather channel.
from cowboyhitman :
good job! i went to art school at madison, and i think they tell that to everyone.
from jeanketeer :
Good luck with that...if you get the job then you should get me a job. J/K, hope ya get it, but if ya don't, chalk it up to you're too brilliant to sell to the masses.
from tinatime :
ed's paper route
from tinatime :
do you think that you could mail me the uncut, unedited version? for real?
from jeanketeer :
When I want to sass up my hair, I just look at what that cutie Jennifer Aniston's doing...she's got so much spunk, and her and Brad are totally in love, so you know she has a wonderful personality, like me...
from scienceclass :
hey it's almost your birthday and my company has a salon promotion in Milwaukee for the Shag Salon... it includes a haircut and highlights... want one?
from jeanketeer :
Durn it all, Reba, I'm hoppin' mad! Now when am I gonna see you? ...So what's up with all these gays everywhere, huh? I heard some respected old straight white man comment on how this is the single most destructive piece of "legislation" in Western history. So when the military/industrial complex rises up and strips away our civil liberties and bombs innocents and cuts funding for anything humanitarian, you can thank the gays.
from tinatime :
the answer is that you got fired so then you can get unemployment.
from tinatime :
Hey rebecca, it's me Tim. I have a new diary. It's called tinatime. You're welcome
from jeanketeer :
Oh, Rebecca, it's sad, so sad. She's gone, she left us. You and me both. Damn, I never got my pillow...ya still got it, right? Or did you, by some small chance, leave it at Claire's?
from scienceclass :
Hey Rebecca did I tell you I went to West Allis to sell certificates a while back? WE were promoting a salon in Milwaukee and we were runing out of places to go so I suggested we look on the map for west allis. what a shit - town! and the funniest part is, on our way out of town we passed this really seedy - looking strip bar and we thought it would be funny if we went in there to try to sell.... it was really scary and gross inside, but I ended up selling one to a topless girl!!! Maybe you know of the sttrip club... It was on the main street there.
from jeanketeer :
Who's Larry David? And remember: No one can make you feel disturbed without your permission! Wait, that doesn't apply...I don't know, maybe you're a freak...I need to know who he is before I can make any diagnosis...
from ingerrr :
Duuuuuuuuude! I saw that shit too! Man, all "married" and shit. And her too favorite bands are still Heart and Built to Spill. Cu-Cu-cha-choooooooooooo! walrus lady.
from scienceclass :
the reason you found nora on friendster is because she found out that wild boars don't often mate with humans and less often produce offspring, so she had to make some anonymous friends who she could develop a special bond with, and then reveal to them that she is a boar - man child.
from jeanketeer :
oh, god, duh. Your plan sounds loverly. See, that's why I throw up my hands and let other people figure shit out...see ya soon xxoo
from soldierstakt :
Hi special, I got my period. Did you pick up those things for me? Love, Not in seventh grade anymore
from jeanketeer :
Yo, Rebakins, I think that's my pillow--I've been too lazy to look in my trunk, but I am missing a pillow. It all sounds so obvious, mystery solved, but, uh, I think anyone would agree that it's GRAY. Mutton chops, ewww! Tell Kevin he can do that Kaptain Kangaroo shit when he's older, but that now he should exploit his youthful good looks. About the pillow...I've been thinking about getting new ones...I don't know what to do. It seems silly to drive to Milwaukee for a pillow, but at the same time we could hang out a bit, but then all the planning and shit...simple shit confuses me nowadays, I don't know what to do--please advise PS--I had a great time, that was so much fun!
from scienceclass :
yo fuckface where you been at?
from jeanketeer :
Look, I ain't sweatin' shit--I's jes tryin' to be helpful....I'm gonna bring my polaroid for after we give each other Brazilians! Is there gonna be pepperoni pizza?
from jeanketeer :
Carson Daly fugly. "Into the Eye of the Tiger: A Dateline Exclusive"--brilliant. I'll be taping it. Animal maulings are my new thing. First it was Beanie Babies, then all these gay people on TV...I'm moving on to animal maulings. Hey, what kind of fattening snacks should I bring to the slumber party?
from shutupmom :
why cant i ever get a hold of you? please call me tonight or leave your phone on. i gotta ask you a question.
from soldierstakt :
no, no, no. I hope Roy dies too. No, your profile thing about me stupid! jeez! i was being self deprecating. oy.
from twinmoon :
I have a privately wicked giggle all the time with you. thanks for that.
from jeanketeer :
My brother liked "prenatal chunk". That Sept. 30th sounds like a total fuckin' prenatal chunk. He (cuz you know it's another muthafuckin' MAN ruinin' the world...) better watch the fuck out, cuz I know you, and I know you don't fuckin' kid around!
from jeanketeer :
That God chick is such a tard. Give me a break. Did God send her a TDS bouquet with mylar balloons and a teddy bear? Maybe if God gave her leukemia they'd break up. Anywho, no, the flipper-baby (more evidence of God's love!)was a lady at Bongo...I'll write about it in my next diary entry...btw, thanks for sittin' with me during my tailbone/blacking out thing! xxoo
from jeanketeer :
FYI--In trying to entertain my brother, I took him on a tour of diaryland. He loved your profile and diary, much laughter ensued. You're funny. It might be different if I was born disabled, but if I ever became I wouldn't hold it against anyone to express how unfortunate it is, cuz I'd be right there with them. I'm sorry, but being disabled sucks, I assume the disabled realize that--it doesn't seem like your humor approaches the truly offensive kind. If your professor is offended in some way, she needs to step back. Omigod, remind me to tell you about my video store "flipper baby" experience!
from jeanketeer :
Hey! what's up...wait, I'lll go read your diary....
from jeanketeer :
Wait, you gotta pay the fucks that moved out in January, wha? Hmmm, my first instinct is to say F 'em. These crafty landlords can ruin yer credit nowadays, though. Hmmm. I just don't know.
from jeanketeer :
Yes, she's leaving me. I mean, yes, she's moving to Boston. At the end of October. It's fuckin' great. I'm so fuckin' happy for her. No, no, I suppose it's good. I haven't been this sad in a long while is all.
from jeanketeer :
Just so you know, I got off work and everything Sun. nite for Bjorn Again--it was Claire's welfy ass that didn't have no money to go--I, Nate QPConQueso, ate spaghetti for 3 days straight to make it happen. Just so you know. Didja go?
from shutupmom :
yeah, theyve pissed me off so many times now, im switching to heartland credit union...and a plan of "attack" is in progress...um...maybe i shouldnt have said that on the internet.
from ingerrr :
hey baby, next sunday nate and I want to go to the state fair and see Bjorn Again. are you down to see the best Abba cover band ever? Also I heard that the mistreaters car sploded. and that band you like, the sploding hearts, didn't splode but are actually dead.
from jeanketeer :
....so anywho, I'm good. Nothing of much interest going on here. Tell Kev to chill out, methinks his overreaction is symptomatic of deeper resentments towards you...talk to him, get him to open up. If you follow my plan towards healthy communication, you two can survive anything! Buy my book!
from jeanketeer :
God, my phone keeps cutting me off before I can finish my little note to you...anyway, I'm back, got my shit straightened out with aol.com... ok, two things-- a)mtv.com sucks, that was hilarious, and b) who the fuck cares about seat belts? I hate marketing "news". The two are blending more than ever lately, and it's gross... I'm gonna quick click this in now lest I get another pphone call...
from jeanketeer :
If Jack Osbourne can beat these killer pills, then so can I! Thanks for the wake-up call--I'm gonna go do some macrame now... No, no, good for Jack--I want a follow-up on that kid, though. I give him six months till he's "confused" again.
from jeanketeer :
Legalize sodomy, or else...sodomy. It's like hey, geezers, catch up--we weren't exactly waiting for yer permission. But I suppose, legal groundwork for more progress is nice. Sucks old Strommy croaked, he was good for a laugh. And yes, since when did old people get all selfish? Smokers raising the cost of health care? Nay, it's those old sick people clinging onto their pointless lives, "living" way past nature's intentions...seriously, you're a burden, we're all gonna be burdens someday, get some grace and die already--take a cue from the eskeemos and find an iceberg! I blame the Christians, and their "all life is precious" stance. Really? IS all life precious? Worth preserving at ALL costs? I say forget scripts, offer free painkillers. Anywho, luv u lots!
from ingerrr :
did anybody ever tell you that you're funnier than a pair of corrective shoes? well, it's true. are you gonna come to Sam's on Friday? I'm sure we'd find you a way home one way or another.
from jeanketeer :
Awww, Reba, your entry made my day :) Sucks I read it right before bed. Fifteen minutes. JUst kidding! Yer right, I'd rather not be them, just coveting a portion of their lives that seem blissfully unaware. So this party, it's not like sponsored by Amway, is it? Or Party-lite? Good god I hope you're not gonna win us like a "free backyard concert with Kelly Clarkson!" Hey, speaking of, shhhh, don't tell, but I saw that movie "From Justin to Kelly" Omigod! It's...it's...so bad it's so good it's so bad? It's something else, for sure. You'd dig it in an open-mouthed repulsion kind of way. It is TOO cute. So, so stupid, and the acting...omigod. Worse, or better, than Crossroads. I laughed a lot... at it. Ok, toodles!
from jeanketeer :
Hey, the Buzzcocks are playing a free show at the Union Wed. night. I'm not the biggest fan, but wanna check it out...got plans? Consider it, I think it'll be neat (and it's free)
from jeanketeer :
By "Wednesday", I hope you mean like in 6 days Wednesday, cuz I didn't see you last night for Tierra's b-day...
from shutupmom :
hihihi! yeah i just got it today(friday)...and you are the mostest bestest greatestest! GREATESTEST! sorry i missed you. i had a couple days off and hadnt driven my car until just now....THANKYOUSOMUCHREBECCA....i owe you some beers. talk to you soon. i'll let you know of the house warming party date...
from jeanketeer :
Sounds like the Puddles on the roof situation has definite sitcom potential--gotta clean the house before hubby Kevin's business partner and the wife come over for dinner--and now Puddles is stuck on the roof! How ever will a silly housewife manage? Hijinx and hilarity ensue... Thanks for the Happy Birthday! Watch out for negros, they steal. Hey, I saw Chris Schuliss(sp?) at the Paradise last night, no Kevy-Wevy, though. My first thought was you might be there, but alas :(
from shutupmom :
yeah. i moved to east johnson. big ol place. i'll let you know when my first party will be. til then, give me a call.
from jeanketeer :
"No more wire hangers, ever!" That's fucking awesome, I love it, you're brilliant. duh. So what's the Palomino, a strip club? Oh, wait, it's a bar, no? By the Cactus Club? Work it, gurrrrrl.
from jeanketeer :
oh, crap-o-rama. Ima be in Costa Rica till June 1st. Tell Kevin to release it the following Mon. night, that works for me...
from ingerrr :
saw marco pogo last night. I made sure to say "Rebecca said Hi" and he says "I think about her all the time." no joke.
from soldierstakt :
yes, please. wanna come see my new broom street play?
from jeanketeer :
Feminist theatre comedy? Hmmm, sounds iffy...oh, wait, that's lesbian feminist theater comedy..."how many men does it take to screw in..." yuk yuk yuk. Thank you, fellow smoker--Amen! Besides, it's poor man's prozac. If they really wanted to help they'd offer free Zyban, or god forbid universal healthcare. Instead they spend millions on useless ads that just make smokers feel bad and let non-smokers smugly feel like they're "activists", engaged and fighting for a "cause".
from jeanketeer :
It's a thin line between the genius of your media analysis/criticism and all around good(including bad) taste, and my roomie's 8 hours a day crapfest--did I mention he has a mirror set up so he can surf porn on the 'puter whilst still catching "Pet Psychic" and "Beyond with James van Praghh"?
from shutupmom :
to see us.
from shutupmom :
right on...okay, come to madison now.
from soldierstakt :
sorry mang, no can do...i got my goddamn sister's bat-mitvah tomorrow. fuckin jews
from shutupmom :
it goes something like..."i cant wait to get you alone!....blahblah!...pause...blahblah!...pause." you know that one?
from shutupmom :
hey, ya know that mistreaters song that goes somethin' like....um....i forget the words. but it set off a car alarm in the bank parking lot today as i was making a financial transaction. yep.
from jeanketeer :
Hey, Reibechkka, who is Ashleigh Banfield? She wrinkly or something?
from soldierstakt :
jeez. i sound pretty bad huh? why don't you move back and take care of me now...
from jeanketeer :
You're completely right, the world just gets more retarded. And daytime tv is perhaps the most surreal nightmare. Do you think the anchors and commentators are pretending not to notice? "The View" recently had a "medical" segment dedicated to "curing" wrinkles, and the ladies sat there with grave concern on their faces as they listened to "wrinkle experts". Wrinkle experts. Medical segment. TV for and by "women". When will the collective retardation end?
from prolixity22 :
Your super funny. Oh, it appears everyone in here knows each other. Whoops. Sorry.
from jeanketeer :
Omigod, no. No, no, no. Oh, Crobert. I hope he gets that job at the chicken plant, then maybe he can finally get his own trailer. Dream your dreams, little Crobert, dream your dreams...
from shutupmom :
YOU BROKE HIS BALLLLLLS!BAWAWAWAWAWAWA!NOT LAUGHING AT YOU. LAUGHING WITH YOU ON THIS ONE....
from jeanketeer :
fucking brilliant. I can't get enough...I'm gonna go do the Titanic soundtrack now... ps- did you notice a correlation between Fried Green Tomatoes and Steel Magnolias? *giggle*
from jeanketeer :
Omigod Rebecca, you've stumbled upon a treasure trove! You are so mean, I love it. I checked out "Fried Green Tomatoes"--the first one was "marbleyes"--you have to check it out, she only has one diary entry, it is tragically hilarious--as is her profile, where she lists "No Fenses" as a fav Garth Brooks song, along with Loretta Lynn's "You Ain't Woman Enough to Steal My Man". So yeah, Roman Polanski did a 13yo, who was "modeling" or whatever for him, and he did her UP THE BUTT, much less.
from jeanketeer :
Are you questioning my taste or who Butt Trumpet is? Hilarious punk band from LA, circa ...'94(?)--stole my heart with such hits as..."I'm Ugly and I Don't Know Why" and "Killing all the Fucking Hippies". "You can eat the corn outta my shit!" became a part of my vocab thanks to them :)
from ingerrr :
i'm so jealous. dang, i'd settle for busted balls anyday if i was gettin' good. shiiiiiiiiiiiiit.
from elevation :
hi. a little birdie named little dave told me that you were pissed i hadn't called you. in fact i did call you and left a msg but perhaps you did not get it. that has happened to me before. motherfucking mobile phones are bitches, man. so, i will try calling you again today, but i'm leaving this note just in case you forgot or i forgot to tell you that i love you.
from jeanketeer :
Michael Moore IS totally amazing. I love him. Hey, Nicole, read a book. Such challenging opinions, such an illuminating analysis of "hurt going on". I hope GOD watches the Oscars and hears your prayers for peace. What a drip. Anyway, Michael Moore, I'm with ya on that.
from jeanketeer :
But seriously, your profile is the funniest shit I've ever read, only cuz I know you...haven't even gotten to the diary yet. It's 2am, I laughed out loud, I'm in my room alone, and now my roomie and his bf are up--I wonder what they're thinking...
from jeanketeer :
Omigod! I totally love Michelle Branch too! When I'm feeling spiritual, I like to listen to Creed, too, because I was raised Catholic and I'm proud of that, and I think it's really cool that those guys can sing rock and roll and still respect God. Have you seen the Banger Sisters? It's my favorite movie. That's going to be me and my friend Ashleigh in 20 years, cuz I'm like the wild and crazy one and Ashleigh is always the smart one! I want to get a tattoo like the one Kelly Ripa has, a rose with a snake wrapped around it, on my ankle like Kelly. It captures both elements of my personality, like I can be your best friend, or I can be a total megabitch--take your pick! Ok, well, I should go, I'm playing frisbee golf tomorrow morning. Have you played it? It's this totally fun weird frisbee/golf game, it's so much fun! It totally suits my personality, because I've always been the weird one that tries new things! Ok, this time it's for real--bye!
from soldierstakt :
come over here so we can listen to the doodly music
from ingerrr :
why you never update this shit. why don't we have sex anymore?

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