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from weatethesea :
oh. love, josey.
from weatethesea :
dear bailey, do you remember me? i am the roach in your mattress and the odd hair in your toothpaste. when are you moving to massichoosetts?
from samiam7 :
hey. i left your last note! and i just saw that you have like 12 some odd hundren entries. shit son. andyway, it was good to see an entry from you again, cept im a hypocrite and never write. haha. talk to you later.
from samiam7 :
oh hi there. thanks for stealing my survey. you're answers were enjoyed by all. *wink* *teeth sparkle*
from starlet-21 :
this is going to sound insane, but i'm about to lose someone i really care about and if you could do me a HUGE favor and leave chris-uk a note to tell him to forgive me, it would mean the world. i'm hoping if enough persuasive notes are left it might impact him to listen to me. <3 - katie
from dekar123 :
Oh hey. You wouldn't belive what I just did! I was totally walking down the street, when a samurai attacked me. He was all in my face and was like "Yo!" And I was like "Yo I am DA SAMURAI!" And he's like "Uhh...No. I am DA SAMURAI!" And I was like "No way! I AM DA SAMURAI!" And then we decided that we were going to have to have a duel to prove who DA SAMURAI was. And guess who won? I don't remember. I think it was Bill Clinton. He's a pretty good samurai himself, you know. In fact, one time he traveled through time to fight in a war as a legendary samurai, and severed 5000 people's heads. You know what? That never really happend. But what did happen, was that I ROCKED THE HOUSE! It was a rad party, man. We were all raving, and doing sit-ups. Then I went outside and there was an angry tree there. I was totally like "Yo! What the hell is that!?" And he was like "What do you want? You want to eat? You want to eat, you dirty, you son of a ****** ***** *******!? And I was like "Whoa." And that's it for my day. Can I borrow your shoes? Okay, so it's done yet. Not only did I meet up with the man who thought we was DA SAMURAI, I also met up with Britney Spears. Boy, she sure is stupid. I asked her how old she was, and she replied "Hit me baby, one more time." And then Scott Stapp from Creed came up and started singing "Can you take me higher?" And then I went up to him and was like "Yo! Shut up Scott Stapp!" And then I took a broken bottle and hit him on the head with it. I then proceeded to the mens room, where I met up with Walt Disney. Sure, you may have thought he was dead, but you were wrong. In fact, he's making quite a living by selling drugs. You know, I heard he likes animal sex. That's funny. I mean, what's with that, right? I don't know, But I do know that I am truly DA SAMURAI! But what do you know? What exactly are you going to do when you find out I'm outside your window and see me shouting "THE BRITISH ARE COMING!"? What the hell are you going to do about that, Meghan? I mean, I don't even know where I am, maybe you could perhaps point me in the direction of the nearest 711. I hear they have some great magazines there. In fact, I heard in a safe below the counter in of them, there's the first magazine of Time. I would really like to get my hands on that kind of crap. Wouldn't you? I mean, think about what you could do with the first issue of time. For instance, you could throw it at Michael Drabik and laugh. Or you could perhaps just look at it. But that takes all the fun out of having the first issue of Time. I mean, what is the point of time anyway? All they do is talk about crap. What they should be doing, is interviewing me about being DA SAMURAI! Don't you agree with me? Hey, I heard this rumor about your hidden stash of sloths under your bed. That must be pretty funny. How do you get to sleep at night, anyway? I don't think I'd be able to get to sleep if I knew there were a whole bunch of sloths under my bed all day and night. I mean, are you some kind of psychopath? Hey, I just looked up the definintion of "Gay" and it said this: of, relating to, or having a sexual orientation to persons of the same sex. Boy! That's funny. I mean, I asked a robot for that definition. Me and Virgil go way back. In fact, back when the earth was created by the great and powerful wooden coin, Andy and myself were best friends with Virgil. So what if he was a robot? He had a good sense of humor, and dashing looks. For a computer, that is. Haha! His RAM capacity was pretty big. But he kept wanting to get get more RAM for his games. I don't understand much about robots, but I do know, he was pretty obsessed with his RAM. One time he told me to upgrade his RAM, and I told him that sounded sick and he cried. I felt bad, because I didn't know robots had feelings. But it didn't matter, since his tears rusted him. So now he doesn't work very well, but he can still give me definitions. Hey, you wouldn't believe what just happend to me. There was a bird outside the window and he was like "Hey kid! What do you want? You want to eat?" And before he even finished, I threw misletoe at him. Well, yeah. That's all I have to say for today. Have a good day, Yours truly, Ganthor, King of the Emerald Forest of the hundred acre woods with gnomes
from violetpurple :
ooh...pretty color scheme.
from violetpurple :
Yay, you left me a notesy! Isn't this server thing annoying as hell? Oh well, I'll survive, I'm sure.
from samiam7 :
man! i am the only one that leaves you notes, im such a nerd. but Butthole surfers are awesome arent they?!
from samiam7 :
holy shit, your friend josey is so damn funny! woo hoo.
from samiam7 :
just thought i'd tell you i thoroughly enjoy your diary. And i have to ask, are you in school? you have so many awesome adventures it seems, and you never talk abotu school. just thoguht i'd ask. Have a nice day, come again.
from samiam7 :
how do you make your diary make a noise when you open it up? "Eeeeuh, okay, that's weeood."
from samiam7 :
lost socks?
from i-love-straw :
I found this nice yellow bar of "laffy taffy" on the counter when I got home from school this afternoon, and I decided to tell you the HILARIOUS jokes one always finds under the wrapper flap. But I dropped it on the floor when I was reaching for the remote control and Sam ate it. So you have this stupid note instead. Also, JFK took corticosteroids for adrenal insufficiencey; procaine shots and ultrasound treatments and hot packs for his back; Lomotil, Metamucil, paregoric, phenobarbital, testosterone, and trasentine to control his diarrhea, abdominal discomfort, and weight loss; penicillin and other antibiotics for his urinary-tract infections and an abscess; and Tuinal to help him sleep. *copies from magazine* so NOW you feel better about not having that joke! Either that or you feel like hiding in an incubator. I should probably just stop writing.
from samiam7 :
hey how old are you anyway? -check thou later
from dekar123 :
Why won't you return my phone calls?
from samiam7 :
I think you've got an aweosme diary here. Oh, and "I feel so" is by boxcar racer, which is tom and travis from Blink, but they say they're "not splitting up" and it's just a "project". Woo. yeah drop by and check out my dairy, if you want. yeah
from mrcadbury :
No, no, no - contrary to what you might think I do appreciate every single note I get! Often I find myself pressing "Send/Recieve" on Outlook Express constantly in the vain hope of getting wee notes like yours. So thank you! As for ska/jazz/punk - at least it isn't nu-metal... Gah! Blah! Moo! Pee! Poo! Thanks again!
from punk-loser :
thanks for joining the sinfest ring, which shows that you must have an excellent sense of humor... anywys peace out home skillit
from violetpurple :
did you really eat a worm once? i'd eat a gum wrapper if somebody paid me or a whole piece of paper even! but then again, i'm just a simpleton.
from hybrid-x :
Hey, :) Just found you made an entry about my diary when I was searching on google. Thanks alot for the support and I hope you're having a great week :-) Love Hybrid
from i-love-straw :
hey, bailey! i just heard the funniest joke EVER. are you ready? okay, here goes. what would happen if you smashed a blonde's head? it would make that...that "WHEEEEE" in sound that comes out of a balloon, when you do that thing! you know, you pull the little lips apart, and the air comes out. it squeaks. hahaha!
it might've been funnier before i got my hands on it, though. i'm going to bed now.
from amyandjoseph :
you are one stupid bitch, go suck a dick
from xxemokatiexx :
I hate when my "y" key sticks. ;)
from chiajedi :
Hey, I like your older entries. You could just archive them...
from bleu-fishie :
I don't even know why I'm writing one of these things. Oh, well. Here goes! Hi, Chubbs. Uh...Well, there you have it, folks! *confused; runs off*
from march-hare :
welcome to the back to the future diaryring and thanks so much for joining!
from musicchick44 :
Thanks for joinin' the Billy Joel ring. And you're right, Dave Barry is the funniest guy ever.
from i-love-straw :
oh, man! you changed your layout! i was just getting used to it, too. geez, b. it's nice, though. clean-like. anyway, i must button up and be off to bed. another monday straight from hell tomorrow. wish me luck, aye!
from violetpurple :
I like what you put in your diary about egging the so-called "Princess of Pop". Funny schtuff!
from girlzero :
oh wow! your design is awesome! (just wanted to tell you that)
from kittykat202 :
that's a really wierd layout o.o;; did u make it?
from dekar123 :
You're an idiot
from violetpurple :
I just had to write a note to say thanks for writing me a note after I wrote you one! I do like them notes:)
from level-off :
First rule is don't talk about Fight Club. Second rule is . . . ah hell I forget. But good job on the diary, honeypants.
from violetpurple :
Hey, thanks for listing my diary as a favorite! You do rock, oh purkle one.
from johnpowers :
wow, your background image is very cool.
from i-love-straw :
I told a girl I know that you promised to curl my hair with your nose, and she believed that you actually would. So now I'm expecting it. Tell Weetie to get me some of that neat evaporating hand sanitizer stuff too!
from weetabix :
Do we keep reinfecting each other with pink eye? Hmmmmm. Note to self: purchase Purell anti-bacterial stuff for hands today.

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