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from allegedwife :
I found my way here via spacepope. That man leads me to some interesting places. I think I shall hang 'round and read some more. btw you need to fix your "previous" function...it goes to the d-land error page. Cheers Fi xxx
from surrenderme :
Hello my friend. How have you been?
from bluemeany :
I just wanted to say hello, since the evil government won't let me read your diary. I hope all's well with you (but then, I'm sure it is -- wink wink!).
from yamaa :
Yamaa, AKA The Mad Waxer, can help you with the removal of any unwanted body hair. And she will giggle all the way through the whole process, just to make it that more uncomfortable. Now that's service!
from yamaa :
You always have the best things to say to a person
from hissandtell :
Very interesting and well-written entry, darling. I can be a little reticent about some medical toys at times (which sounds silly, I know - I suspect it's because my husband's ex was a nurse who entertained him with all manner of catheter play and electro stuff, and I refuse to compete with her!) - but I was extremely interested in your forays into "sounding". Love, R xxx
from cuddle-kitty :
more updates, please....they make this kitty purrrr...
from pretty-pussy :
hey there. i tried to send your password, but for some reason, the message was returned saying your email addy didnt exist. if you want, email me: xamberrainx@yahoo.com and ill reply with the password.
from sexycreature :
Aw, thanks for the message. I needed some loving. I think I'm just being grouchy!
from hissandtell :
What lovely, shiny (and pristine-surgery-clinical) new toys you have, darling! Now, of course, I'm looking forward to more details about how they feel and what they're like to play with. Lots of love, R xxx
from heidiann :
I loves me some beef jerky and I too can be bribed with it. Maybe we're too easy.
from bluemeany :
I FINALLY got to go back and read all of your entries that I couldn't read at work ... I(pant) loved 'em. Keep up the (pant) good work!
from samgrey :
I had to lock my diary. Email me at samanthagrey@gmail.com if you'd like the password.
from sexplore :
Very nice... ;-)
from sexplore :
Thank you for your comment! You were fast - I had JUST posted, and didn't even realize I had left out the last line of the story. Can't wait to hear how your "creation" turned out! ;-)
from hissandtell :
What a bugger! I just wrote you a long rambling note which vanished into the ether. I shan't try to recreate it in its complete magnificence, but basically it was about how interested I am in your proposed home business and how I had my attention grabbed by this (http://www.adulttoychest.com/scripts/ecatalogisapi.dll/Item?Item=44800&Template=0100002243001010&aid=0&bid=0&sid=2396684252005EWCIDF) and this (http://www.adulttoychest.com/scripts/ecatalogisapi.dll/Item?Item=44790&Template=0100002243001010&Group=7330&aid=0&sid=2396684252005EWCIDF&bid=0) just now, and how I adore foxtails (if you've read my diary you probably already know about my passion for animal buttplugs...) and spanking skirts, and would love to see what you could come up with in those sorts of lines! Love, R xxx
from spacepope :
Thanks. It's the long length isn't it?
from bluemeany :
I am so dying from helpless anticipation over the imminent arrival of your cookies! Here's even MORE extra booty-wiggling as a thank you: Wiggle Wiggle!
from sexplore :
I was catching up on reading your entries today, so this comment is from a few days ago . . . re: whether women like knowing a man they don't know is getting himself off. I don't know if I am like most women or not, but I find that even when chatting on the computer with someone I don't know, there is usually either chemistry there, or there is nothing. When there is chemistry, I find it a great turn on to know the guy is that excited, and when there isn't, I don't so much. However, I'm rather glad that guys have your "pokey out bits" . . . and I REALLY get turned on hearing a man make those weird noises, whether in person or over the phone. Hope this helps to answer your question. :-)
from bluemeany :
Silly, I know I COULD have e-mailed you guys, but I figured ... shit, I'm in Baghdad. What's the worst that can happen? Also my e-mail doesn't work all the time. As per your question, I'm a chocolate chip kinda girl ...and you are the BEST!
from yamaa :
Late thanks! My disc drive is still spitting out bits of wrapping paper...
from ahnalyse :
Well, if I am gonna do it, then both the harness and the dildo. I think I might still have one dildo that would work in a harness, but I cant find a harness. And as for the sex toys themselves, I dont get them anywhere anymore. They just passed this within the past few months.
from ahnalyse :
Im not much into the spanking thing. A gentle tap every now and then is good, but pain just doesnt do much for me, personally. Making sex toys huh?? Well, I could always use a good strap on! Those are hard to find in good quality too. And if you ever do start making your own vibes, please let me know...its illegal to sell sex toys in this state. Shut all the shops down and websites are forbidden to ship to this state. Politicians have no business in our bedrooms. It sucks, but what can you do? So yeah..I will be your first customer. I recently broke my 4th one..what will I do now?? *grin*
from pretty-pussy :
your last entry screamed for me to leave several comments. *i didnt see a link to your yahoo pics. *if you are serious about making leather goods for us diarylanders, i would be interested in buying *yes, guys(and girls) i dont know getting them selves off is a turn on to me. grunts and other noises, as well as self dirty talk are all ok with me. *finally.. i just wanted to let you know that even though i havent been reading you long, your diary in my favorite. i look forward to your posts. keep up the good work!
from reviewu :
Your review is complete. Thank you so much for requesting!
from bitchslap69 :
tongue cramp! oh my my . . . an occupational hazard!
from hissandtell :
Oooh, thank you so much for the link, darling! Have you or your paramour ever tried a spanking mitt? I have a wonderful one a friend made for me - it's rabbit fur on one side and nice textured suede on the other. You can alternate the thuds very nicely, and swap between hard smacks and soft gentle rubs and caresses, or clench your fist in it for something even nastier. Sensual AND sadistic - yum. Love, R xxx
from reviewu :
You've been added, look forward to reviewing you!
from kymbirlei :
thank you very much. i look sooo forward to reading more of your diary.
from heidiann :
I love spanking. I've spanked more than I've been spanked, unfortunately. I would elaborate but ha HA my workday has finally ended. I'm sure my thoughts during my drive home will be quite happy-making!
from pretty-pussy :
spankings... well, ive never had a thing for spankings-giving or receiving. i would be willing if my partner wanted to spank/be spanked. but its not really on my list of turn-ons. maybe i need someone to show me the greatness before i can appreciate it..
from hissandtell :
Darling, it occurred to me that you may like to check out http://ahnalyse.diaryland.com - I think you would appreciate her erotic fiction. Love, R xxx
from hissandtell :
I believe you left out "butt plug" in the "Her" description, darling. Love, R xxx
from dirrrtygrrrl :
Don't have any ideas for you. But it looks like you have it covered anyway, hehe. I did get a little research done in the last couple weeks, and once the new comp arrives you will be sure to read all about it *wink*. Have fun on your night out. Ciao
from lilfoxyvixen :
awwwww, thanks.... glad you like it!
from spacepope :
Now you come to mention it....keep it in your trousers ;)
from bitchslap69 :
hey honey! thank you for adding me to your list. i'll be catching up on you. it's a little hard to update now as i have to go to the library to do so, but stick around; i'm never gone for too long! by the way, you certainly do have the best of both worlds!
from lilfoxyvixen :
Yeah I will admit, you missed alot... but I am keeping my fingers and toes crossed that dland will find my entries. Better late than never!
from sasstothemax :
i will update for you!
from pipersplace :
Thanks, sweetie.
from bluemeany :
Thank you. Me and your diary need some alone time now.
from yamaa :
I did learn to only go out with guys I had a chance of taking in a fight and the important predating question "So, do you sleep with a gun?"! I can also highly suggest Warren Ellis & Grant Morrison.
from bluemeany :
Wow. Thanks for warning me that I'd have to take a cold shower after reading your diary. NOT fair! But still so very nice.
from yamaa :
I already have a private dick. He is short, bald, uses batteries, lives next to my bed and I call him "Buzz". Buzz is my bestest friend.
from dirrrtygrrrl :
That we are... I'm Saskatchewan born and raised. ;)
from dirrrtygrrrl :
That was an interesting entry. I will never be able to hear that song without thinking of you, now. LOL. Btw... are you from Alberta?
from samgrey :
Thanks for the note, I'm glad I can entertain =)
from cuddle-kitty :
wow!
from sexplore :
Thanks for your note and for adding me to your list. . .maybe that will encourage me to finish the entry I've been working on for over a week and actually post it. lol
from omorfia :
okay blondie. you gots mail :p
from omorfia :
hmm. maybe i'm having a blonde moment, but i'm trying to send mail to purplewrm@yahoo.com .. it's RTS. How rude! let a silly gal know what she's doing wrong? :p
from omorfia :
HEY! now you've got my girl, haloaskew! You're picking the good ones :) As for this latest entry .. i am impressed. Just a hint of the naughty and i'm sitting here at attention. I think I'm going to have to make a new rule .. you must write each and every day. K? :p You can email the entries directly if you like. *nods* Yes yes. New rule.
from hissandtell :
Oh, how remiss of me! I meant to leave you a note yesterday telling you how much I enjoyed the FAQ entry and how absolutely stunningly perfect your new layout was! Gosh, I need a good spanking for being so rude, dear. Love, R xxx
from hissandtell :
Ahhh, the old blow-job-while-driving trick. Fortunately, our vehicle is quite high - so the only people who can see in are truck drivers. (And frankly, I rather think they appreciate it, you know.) And since I (mis)spent quite a lot of my youth flashing my breasts at them when they rather rudely yelled out "Show us your tits!" and made those lascivious cunnilingus-inspired licky-faces at me, I can't say I really mind too much either. Love, R xxx
from haloaskew :
You're bright! I am so blessed. Except for that whole chimp jizz incident (but I WAS flattered, is that bad?) He was kinda cute, but I had a crush on the big burly one who kept to himself. Seriously, being attracted to the "strong and silent type" crosses species. Have I scared you off? Oh my. Oops.
from haloaskew :
Ya know, I've had a chimp masturbate in front of me before, but I've NEVER had a stalker. You can be my first! And the fact that you write a sex diary suddenly makes me miss that chimp...A LOT.
from omorfia :
hey you! i've been away for a while but i'm all caught up now (caught up & keyed up). i could read your stuff all day. you've added on 2 of my buddies - yamaa & spacepope .. awesome people.
from yamaa :
I was wanting the tent gher, and I just found out Singing Horse Designs, the maker I wanted to order from, is no longer doing business! Argh! I can make the frame, it's sewing the canvas cover that has me daunted. Ah well, off m'lazy butt then and to it. Making it myself will cost much less, so much so that I can most likely squeeze the cost out of this year's budget. Gher=entrails? Please define. And, cause I haven't said it before, your diary & a cup of coffee first thing in the morning is a great way to start my day. Both eye opening, in very different ways. Thanks darlin'
from purpleworm :
LOL it looks like a full moon here tonight darlin'
from herdarlinsin :
(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*) .... those were supposed to be a drive by titie flash dance.. look like anus holes don't they? lol
from pretty-pussy :
I've been reading more of your diary and i just wanted to let you know I love it. yummy!
from dirrrtygrrrl :
Hey... it's not a true story, but I did enjoy writing it. Glad to you see you like what you read. ;)
from yamaa :
And that's exactly why it ain't gonna happen....
from dirrrtygrrrl :
Hey. I haven't been able to update so I just edited my last entry. There is a new story added. I am writing this note for all who list me.
from dirrrtygrrrl :
Cute poem, lol. Hopefully I will find some time in the next couple of days to do some brainstorming and come up with a real nice story to "return the favor" ;)
from herdarlinsin :
Well I see you added me to your umm little worm list, does that mean you're going to tease my little box with the head of your purple worm now? Not that I'd complain or anything, I love the extra motivation to get on my knees and say, "Please do me"
from pretty-pussy :
thanks for adding me to your favorites. and thank you for the comment. hope to talk to you more in the future! :)
from dirrrtygrrrl :
Thank you for the note and for adding me as a favorite. I have read your latest entry and need a cold shower, hehe. I will return the favor and look forward to reading more ;)
from herdarlinsin :
Well hmmm I bet you didn't know that I have another site where I write Literotica. Or are you one of the better clever species that looked under the extras link? So anyway, I wanted to tell you that I started writing a story for a friend of mine by her request of course, and she sends me an email this morning telling me that I'm a wench because she has to walk around all day wet and can't do anything to herself. Too bad she's lesbian or I would tell you to help her out. *laughs* I'm not laughing at you, I'm still laughing at her. But anyway, I'm not worried about that stupid review site, because I'm not a "fuck nut" as that girl so lamely described me. She's just pissed off because I'm cooler than her and I write hot erotica and she can't. *giggles*
from herdarlinsin :
You are a bad bad man. Too bad I'm too sad to smile and make sexully perverted comments to you. Sucky, no? It's been thrilling to read the 6 entries of yours that I did read before I felt the pain of an old love that hurt me, So yes, I'm in tears right now. But, I wanted to thank you for adding me.
from xraygurl :
sure...add me! Love to be on your buddy list!!! I'll add you also! Look forward to reading about you
from spacepope :
No worries. Add me if you like. As for X rating...that sort of stuff went in my other journals....doesn't mean I object to it. I see you seem to be seducing some of my long term (3-4 years) journal friends like Omorfia and Yamaa.
from yamaa :
Well you are a well dressed flatterer, aren't you? I have no problem being on your Buddy List, thanks for asking. If you don't mind I'll return the favor.
from omorfia :
i girly squealed *rolls eyes* when i saw your name in red on the buddy list. this is all so damn good. i've been thinking about it all day long ..
from omorfia :
i've come by via hissandtell .. and have thoroughly enjoyed myself, reading your diary (heh. literally), I no longer write at diaryland, but i still read all my favourites .. i shall be adding you. I would say keep it (me) coming .. but that would be rude, wouldn't it? :p
from pipersplace :
Thanks for making me a favorite and for the kind comments. I'm flattered.
from justmouse :
mmmmm, i like the neck-nibbling entry. it's giving me goosebumpies just thinking about it. yummy
from hissandtell :
Well, you know, my husband and I just bonked ourselves silly for Valentine's Day, and then I read both your entries aloud to him. So right now I rather suspect we're off on another round or two... Love, R xxx
from sashasecrets :
Dear lord, I want you ;) xxxxxxx

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