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hey howdy ho lil chicky how are ya? This is smartepants btw...so tell me...how does one go about finding your sister's newest place of blogging (if any)? I lost her info when I left my last job and have yet to find her...thank you much!!!

from soverycherry :

Also, The Skipper was allowed to call Gilligan "Little Buddy." And! I did not know that ants ate the last two mini-cupcakes! Bastards! indeed!

from soverycherry :

AND ALSO, PANCAKES AGAIN. Just because.

from soverycherry :

AND ALSO, your profile picture is back. That's weird.

from soverycherry :

You should really update, you little shit. It's been almost a month. AND! I posted a picture of you today in bunny ears. AND! Pancakes.

from elliorange :

Congrats! :)

from wondermart :

holy shit! i go to radford. its peachy.

from lahoo :

yay college. i just got in recently too. we are smart chicas.

from soverycherry :

U R SO GAY AND ALSO DUMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111

from pinkecstasy :

I had no clue you were "cookie"'s sister! You are a total hoot, and gorgeous too. I am so linking you!

from soverycherry :

I wish I had a magazine.

from lahoo :

ass mac and cheese? woot. also, ive seen tampons at the dollar store. and hair dye. those are two things i dont trust being made cheaply. :P where ya been, girl?

from soverycherry :

The condor's bitter enemy... THE GHOST OF MEDIOCRITY.

from soverycherry :

FRUIT SALAD, YUMMY YUMMY!

from soverycherry :

Guess what they were talking about on K92 this morning? TEDDY FROM HANG TIME! Zack said, "That was a good show!" HANG TIME! HANGIN' TOGETHER! HANG TIME! something ON THE LINE! DONNELL IS YOUR BEAUFRIEND.

from soverycherry :

Nice story about the beanie weenies. Reminds me of "Noods and weens!" HA HA!

from soverycherry :

and also, I'm going to PUNCH YOU IN THE OVARY. right in the babymaker!

from soverycherry :

DEAR BRAEDON: http://soverycherry.diaryland.com/images/hellokitty.jpg SIGHEND, AMY

from soverycherry :

Guess who was on Full House this morning? VIPER! And he was AWESOME. That is ALL.

from soverycherry :

Whatever! I'm 13, I'll just go get a job at SONIC.

from soverycherry :

JOSH JOSH JOSH JOSH - wah wah wah

from barybabe :

From John Denver and the Muppets Christmas Album - Miss Piggy: "Piggy Pudding?", Gonzo: "No FIGGY pudding, it's made with figs" Miss Piggy: "oh" , Gonzo: "and bacon."

from lahoo :

im speshul, we think the same thoughts. heh heh *dork laugh*

from sugar-tooth :

Hey there! every now and then when i need a laugh i come to your diary and you always provide! Thanks for being so damn funny! Sugar

from tallgirlsam :

i was so listening to party for two when i read that entry. crazy

from manda-d :

Awww, c'mon Auntie Butthead ;-) You KNOW you love the baby talk!

from kittyleopard :

Yes. Teenage boys DO suck. Meh, I say...meh on a stick!

from aliboomboom :

I'm so glad that you updated about Parker's birth. I hope that they are both doing well. You don't know me but your sister and I have talked a lot during her pregnancy. Please make her update as soon as she can and post pictures if she doesn't. I noticed your diary said that you didn't like kids under 17, do you feel differently now that you are an auntie? I'm sure that you do. Anyways I love your sister and your diary is just as entertaining as hers so if you are giving out the password to your "secret" diary, I would love to have it. [email protected]. If not then please tell Taylor that I said Congratulations and give Parker a kiss for me. I love babies!

from ray0flight :

Give her my congrats!

from manda-d :

Thanks for updating about your sister :-)

from betchy :

oh yay!!! thanks for letting us know. give her my love, tell her i am putting a card in the post as we speak! i am in england, so he will probably be walking by the time it gets there, but i am sending it! oh i am so excited x

from adultcontent :

I'D LIKE TO CLAIM MY PRIZE FOR MOST CARING NOTE CONCERNING YOUR SISTER HAVING A LIFE INSIDE HER. CAPSLOCK. CAPSROCK!

from yourstrulyxo :

yeah? is ur sister having the baby? IM WORRIED. ok..anyway. you may be surprised to find out that yesterday i voted. wanna know for who? KERRY. that's who. im dead serious. i have seen the error of my ways, and i am living in fear now bcuz bush was re-elected...excuse me. elected for the first time. i cried. in fact...i've been not liking bush for like a month and a half now. i just dont know if i told you. oh well! cheerio.

from betchy :

hi i just wondered is your sis in labour, or possibly a mom now? she hasnt updated and was just a bit worried.

from adultcontent :

TELL HER TO POP A FETIS ALREADY, GEEEEEEZE.

from barybabe :

Dude, your picture doesn't work, you never gave me the password, and you took me off your favorites list. I may just have to disown you. :( What gives?

from sosuga :

hey suga pop this is smart e pants...im a dorkmo and lost your link to your new site. can you email it to me again at the same address? jamie dot wand at abnamro dotc om (no spaces) thanks much babybee!

from soverycherry :

U R SO GAY!!!!1111 LOL.

from mechanica :

Uh, i want the password :D, you don't even know me, but still [email protected]

from betchy :

i really really really really like the new layout, and also would very much like the password etc to your new diary if poss. [email protected]. thanks x

from smartepants :

gimme the digits!! i mean the link!! im at: jamie DOT wand AT abnamro DOT com (no spaces tho) hook a brotha, i mean sista, up!!

from lahoo :

apparently i forgot to note you. i want the new diary shizzle. popsiclesarecool at yahoo.com baby. (p.s. this diarys layout is a perty color). and im at school but the weird thing is no diaries are blocked on this computer but MY OWN. I can add and note and such, but i cant read my own. how annoying, yo.

from wondermart :

I wanna play: [email protected]

from tyana05 :

could i get that password? :)

from tallgirlsam :

whose dick do i have to suck to get your password, i mean, can i have your password sweetie pie? [email protected]

from cowgirldan :

HEY! You can totally be in the club...GIVEN YOU HAVE A NEW BOYFRIEND, SILLY!!! [email protected] - Password swap! Send me yours and then I'll have your email and I'll send you mine! Am I a genius or what?

from adultcontent :

SEND YOUR N00DZ TO: [email protected] yeah, password is optional

from kittyleopard :

Sniffle....password please. [email protected]

from pinklady877 :

gimme the password! haha. [email protected] you know you want me reading your secrets. that reminds me of the "secrets" segment on conan, btw. :) <3kristine

from barybabe :

You know I'm all about the secrets... hook a sister up yo... well i'm not your sister.. but I'm A sister ;)

from theshakedown :

give me the pw or die.

from linnyeg :

Hey i'd like the new address and password please!! [email protected]

from adultcontent :

too bad i only want you for your pimp juice

from soverycherry :

I have a song for you - you have to imagine it being sung in the tune of "Jeopardy," okay? "Doo dee ga fa ho pee rah, jing ki tee fo, pong wa see foo goo pee..." You get the picture.

from loriebug :

oh dude, I caught one of my parents with kiddie toothpaste in their bathroom one time too! what's that about?

from soverycherry :

What the hell is up with that toothpaste? Mom and Dad are SO WEIRD.

from adultcontent :

HOLLA! my ADD loves you.

from lahoo :

yo, WTF? al;lf'kkfdl

from lahoo :

i only found out during 4th period, and then i just used it to get john to kiss me. im sure someone wouldnt know what day was what and you could trick them....i mean, that would be TERRIBLE!

from soverycherry :

"I just wanted to make an OMELETTE!" Tiny House, word up.

from soverycherry :

Ah ha ha ha!!!! I was just over on TWoP's boards for 7th Heaven, and there's a post that just says "Pants Daddy!" AH HA HA HA HA HA HA good one, RevCam.

from soverycherry :

At 10:36am on September 21st, 2004, I emailed you something GRAND.

from yourstrulyxo :

omg where did you see it? today at school they made us do the tornado thing and were all doing the serious SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP THIS IS REAL! thing, and i started crying really hard bcuz im honestly terrified of them. they are my biggest fear in the ENTIRE world...even more than sharks and 18 wheelers. i was like sobbing and everyone was just kind of staring at me but i dont care. i can cry if i want. i hate tornadoes...

from linnyeg :

Woah that's scary!! stay safe!

from soverycherry :

You can't FLY if you're HIGH.

from kittyleopard :

Tornadoes....weird little fuckers...

from soverycherry :

Viper says: BABY SHOWAH!

from sosuga :

second one!

from tallgirlsam :

second

from soverycherry :

I told you, the second one. The first one is stupid because your head is all un-naturally tilty and you look dumb. And also stupid.

from itsmylife :

Second.

from soverycherry :

That's not how it went, 'tard. It went "It's like my ass is all, 'Whaaaa? This is like a Jag and I'm used to a Ford! I don't like this!'" Or something. Yeah. Gross.

from soverycherry :

If I knew you were comin' I'd a'baked a cake, baked a cake, baked a cake, if I knew you were comin' I'd a'baked a cake HOWCHADO HOWCHADO HOWCHADO If I knew you were comin' I'd a'hired a band, the grandest band, in the land, if I knew you were comin' I'd a'hired a band HOWCHADO HOWCHADO HOWCHADO Well I don't know where you came from, and I don't know where you've been, well it really doesn't matter grab a uodh;ou hfkuh and grab a platter, somethin' somethin' somethin' right in! YEAH!

from soverycherry :

I have a visit request form sitting in front of me that says that a MR RAJIV ULLMAN will be coming in tomorrow. NO SHIT, DUDE. RAJIV! ULLMAN! Tick-tick-tick Bert and Ernie.

from soverycherry :

I wish you weren't a liar.

from lahoo :

and look, he has a rose and everything. i watched the assistant, and i think im more of a mark girl. i go for a**holes, what can I say? Also, seriously, how hard would it be to throw me a bone and add notes to a place where i wouldnt have to think so much. seriously. i am a slow kid.

from yourstrulyxo :

justin who darling? i think i know who you're talking about if so i had the biggest crush on him too, but i dont know if its the same one so im not gonna say yet...and who is this justin going out with?

from tyana05 :

thanks. :)

from exit43 :

Thanks for going to my guestmap. You have a good day too, over in the Noke. (brief smile then looks around nervously) bye!

from lahoo :

p.s. haha you have a picture box. (the ha ha was like nelson on the simpsons, if you cared)

from lahoo :

which is why you only SECRETLY like them. to be fair, you actually only like baby tigons right? because they reak significantly less. oh, i must be going, urgent tetherball news.

from ienjoycorks :

we can't get married, because... you hate George W. Bush too much - SORRY!

from ienjoycorks :

I've had the same back pack since the beginning of 6th grade. Which was a long time ago since I'm 19 now. Like, probably like, 8 years ago. PS My 502nd entry was very happy... so, thanks.

from betchy :

you were wish you were british? well i wish i were american. want to trade lives with me?

from lahoo :

marry you? is this some sort of strange diaryland reality show ive stumbled upon. if so, how much money do i get?

from loriebug :

2 things: First, we call it "Kenpardy" instead of "Jeopardy" now, and we are addicted too. And second, Sam and I decided that trampoline is for people who were too ugly to be gymnasts. Did you see some of those trampoline people? FUG! Also, I would be a trampoline person and my trick would be to do that thing where you sit down and then bounce back up to standing. Woo.

from lahoo :

you just arent interesting enough for a 75 are you? hmmm...hmmm? give it up, we all know it. p.s. i love milk. even when the cow got into a onion patch. ok, maybe not.

from soverycherry :

"floral + linen does not = pretty?" I laughed my ass off. It's true, though. Poor Mom.

from lahoo :

mullet? no, not really. hmm...i have been wanting to cut my hair short and with some sort of layering, but i am a chicken and havent done that. another thing i want to do is get bangs, but they'd probably look really stupid so i havent done that either. so you should just go find a magazine, close your eyes and point to a picture that hopefully isnt of dustin diamond, more affectionately known as screech.

from betchy :

i think it is nice, but then i really like long hair. maybe have it straightened, and have some layers cut round the front? it looks good anyway though.

from soverycherry :

Judy in the sky! That's what you are! Lemonade pie! And a brand new car! BEST SONG EVER.

from soverycherry :

"Check out the tiny watermelons I found at the supermarket. They are officially wee."

from lahoo :

even thought i may be retarded, you know you love me because i make all your wildest dreams come true. if you know what i mean, which im SURE you do...;)

from lahoo :

a) i like the notes to be in a very easy to click place. i dont like having to click twice. i am saddened having to do so. or maybe im a lazy bum who is too busy dancing in my bedroom or something. and b) i dont know, putting away shoes AN wiping my butt seem to be equally difficult tasks. My shoes dont like going back to their homes in my room (I have like 5 pairs of flip flops that enjoy lounging in other places). Also, I usually just try on shoes on display because they usually fit my feet, and i am too lazy to wait around for anyone. so there. and stuff. or i go to payless and leave shoes all over the damned place. payless people are mean to me.

from tallgirlsam :

Where it began I can't begin to knowin' But than I know it's growing strong Was in the spring And spring became the summer Who'd believe you'd come along? Hands, touchin' hands Reaching out Touching me Touching you Sweet Caroline Good times never seemed so good I've been inclined To believe it never would But now I Look at the night And it don't seem so lonely We fill it up with only two And when I hurt Hurtin' runs off my shoulder How can I hurt when holding you Warm, touchin' warm Reachin' out Touchin' me Touchin' you Sweet Caroline Good times never seem so good I've been inclined To believe they never would Oh, no, no Sweet Caroline Good times never seemed so good I've been inclined To believe they never would Sweet Caroline good ole neil diamond

from lahoo :

gosh, retard, of course i liked your email. (but yeah, i really did! it was the first one i got today, so woohoo) anyway, on the group diary note, wouldnt you want someone at least mildly hilarious? but if you have faith in my un-funny abilities...what should this diary to end all diaries be called?

from soverycherry :

I made some new diaryrings! HINT: "I like your sleeves. They're real big." I KNOW YOU'RE JEALOUS OF MY SURPEME AWESOMEOSITY.

from theshakedown :

17 years my SENIOR - that means he's 17 years OLDER than me. Dork.

from lahoo :

am i in? what do you think?! gosh! but really...hmm..ive never had a layout i didnt make before, it'd be an experience..

from antihoyhoys :

NICE DIARY! HAHAHAhahahahaha *dies*....

from hopeless17 :

i like your dad. not as much as i like you, though. *swoon*

from lahoo :

and we could test defects in milk......yessssssss!

from soverycherry :

God, Tina, come eat your ham!

from lahoo :

We should start a liger club. It's pretty much my favorite animal...but somehow be exclusive to 17 year olds? hmm...discriminatory, me likey..haha

from lahoo :

i think there should be a d-land ND par-tay. Because I like your sleeves. They're real big.

from xenonblue :

i hope you aren't hating on people who like shoes, because I secretly like shoes.

from soverycherry :

love

from soverycherry :

lamp.

from tallgirlsam :

i hate people who eat fast food

from pinkyleigh86 :

haha poor braedon. it still sucks that you work at rack room...i hated it sooo much. i remember having to get out of that damn parking lot, and it WAS hell. anyway, when's the next time you work? i just may visit you.

from loriebug :

first off, i laughed my damn eyeballs out at your pictures, especially the second one. in fact i'm still laughing. second, i TOTALLY AND COMPLETELY HATE THAT PARKING LOT and will almost never go to that shopping center b/c the lot sucks so much.

from pinklady877 :

lol those diagrams reallllly helped get your point across ;) <3kristine

from lahoo :

i too have fallen under the spell of the Ashlee Simpson show. (I'm actually kind of envious of her, but only kind of) and i, too, want her "album", grams.

from tallgirlsam :

1)i like her too, i wanna dye my hair that color brown (not cause of her) but i can't 2)album is a perfectly NORMAL word to say, and i say record if it makes you feel better

from manda-d :

OK, I have to disagree with your sis on this matter. I LOVE Ashlee Simpson and I am SO buying her album.

from soverycherry :

If you do buy her "album," you will listen to it in your own privacy because if I hear that shit I will shove the "album" up your bum. The end.

from soverycherry :

WIGGLS! WIGGLS! WIGGLS!

from pinkyleigh86 :

omg i feel so bad for you that you work there! how long have you worked at rack room? i worked there for almost 6 months...i hated it SOOO much but i tried to stick it out. i just couldn't. i hated robert, and i hated stick too. and stick really overstresses about everything. jennifer, tara, and danielle don't even work there anymore. they were the only cool people working there. well dottie and lily are nice but still...they're kinna..old. UGH I FEEL BAD FOR YOU. i'll come visit you sometime bcuz i remember how boring that place was...haha when tara was assistant manager and tara, jennifer, and i worked together we would sit in one of the aisles when there were no customers and eat pringles and talk. we also played hide and seek tag. they were the best. i miss those games...but i hated the job!! ahh. poor braedon. haha this is a rambling note.sorryyyyy.

from tallgirlsam :

hey girl, im sorry this is so late but im slow, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

from pinkyleigh86 :

hey bdoh...sorry i didnt send u this a couple of days ago but happy belated birthday!! oh and what shoe store do you work in? i hope its not rack room. i hated working there...just wondering. well we still need to have that random bowling trip one day!! tyana's in texas with her family for the summer but HOPEFULLY she'll be coming back once school starts. keep your fingers crossed!

from freakymandy :

b.doh, keep up with your nonsensical writing! and say hi to your dad from me to him.

from wondermart :

I actually remembered that it's your birthday. It's also a special anniversary for someone else, but nevertheless, I remembered it. Happy birthday to you.

from betchy :

happy birthday!!!

from pinklady877 :

happy birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i miss you! <3333

from goddesskiki :

Have a fabulous birthday! =)

from mangofarmer :

Happy Birthday. :)

from kittyleopard :

Happy Happy Birthday, bitch!

from ray0flight :

Happy Burfday!!! ♥

from theshakedown :

happy birthday, nerdbutt.

from elliorange :

♥ Happy Birthday! I hope you enjoy your special day!

from gumphood :

Gumphood Happy Birthday I hope you have a snarking good time. Or something similarly as poingeint.

from loriebug :

woooo, happy birthday! R movies! awesome!

from barbiewoman :

Happy Birthday!

from invisibledon :

Hey your sister says it's your birthday - so happy birthday hope you have a great day!!!

from pinklady877 :

hehehe sooo cute. someone has a tan! lol i'm jealous. =) <3kristine

from hopeless17 :

haha...pirate...ahaha..booty...heh...i dont get it.

from appleblowpop :

due to popular demand.. i have unlocked my diary. i'm not updating as much due to some personal issues.. but i'll be back in the swing of things asap. thanks.

from stella-caeli :

Hey! You've get an awesome diary. you're so funny! Later Gangsta!

from wondermart :

I did that once. the cone's still in my basement.

from betchy :

came across your diary while looking at your sisters, just have to say FUH-NEEEEE!!!!! short entries that have me crying with laughter, you must have a knack for it in your family!! keep 'em coming!

from pinklady877 :

hehe. wow. sounds like he has a grand time in your yard =)

from soverycherry :

Shoppe! Pronounced: shop-pee-pee!

from soverycherry :

Butts are for pooping!

from freakymandy :

hey braedoh! your diary is freaking funny =) keep up the good work. xxx

from theshakedown :

is that your boob hanging out of your swimsuit or just an optical illusion?

from soverycherry :

Dude, you are like the whitest white in whitetown in that picture on your layout.

from tyana05 :

i might be able to go, it just depends if i have a ride. curtis got grounded so i'm not sure i will. but i'll try!

from tyana05 :

of course we should hang out!!!! lets try going to the movies instead of bowling, i think it was bad luck or something.

from kittyleopard :

Arragh. I see how it is. =( password?

from shortgirljay :

Ok, what's with the lockage? Am I not loved by you? -sniffle-

from twztdmind17 :

ahhhh braedon not you too! u locked it. :( now i cant get into it. rargh. well much love.

from wittymisfit :

Haha. You're a hoot! "I'm awesome." I'm glad you agree on the underage trash topic. I was fearing that I would get a lot of negative feedback such as you're jealous or get a life. However, if they were to criticize me, they would have to be offended, right? So there must be some truth to what I'm saying. But I AM proud of you!! My friend Jane is turning 17 next month and she is such a Hollister WHORE! Thong, cleavage, and skin for days. I don't know how I put up with her. It's not easy. - Jessica

from parlance :

Sounds good to me :) [The whistling ordeal]

from meganwaits :

Hi, I was curious if you knew of any Joan of Arcadia layouts...I'd really like one. -Meg

from pinklady877 :

<3 thank you.

from hopeless17 :

and btw, theshakedown is right, its Jehovahs Witnesses. i used to know a girl who was one.

from hopeless17 :

hahah, this time she's cute and legal.

from pinklady877 :

haha why thank you. i think he's quite gorgeous mahself. and i have you on my buddy list! you're NEVER online. get yo ass online, beeyatch and talk to me! haha. reddice877 is the name. boo ya. <3kristine

from theshakedown :

it's JEHOVAH's, you ding dongs

from soverycherry :

First of all, it's JAHOVAH'S Witness, moron. Also, you are not one of them. Trust me. Although the Mormon boys did come looking for you on Friday while you were at LAX practice. They said, "Is there a young lady here who is too lazy to get a job?" and I said, "Yes! But it's not me! I just got knocked up while unmarried 'tis all!" and they said they'd be back to get you. Those Mormons.

from pinklady877 :

hiya! i KNOW we haven't talked in like, ages, yo. where have you been all my life?! hahahaha. what's your sn? <3kristine

from theshakedown :

but of course, my little lolita, but you have to promise to keep it up for at least a month, or i will poop on you

from wondermart :

That's Lustig, the AP History guy. I never had him but I had alot of requests for him. Do you have any pictures of CSHS teachers, or know how to get any? I'm at a slight disadvantage since I'm like four hours away from the school. If you know anyone who has pictures it would really help me out alot. Thanks! :)

from hopeless17 :

the whole "super awesome hot girl" badge thing works for you. some people just cannot pull that off.

from tyana05 :

hey...so, tomorrow after school (3/24), we are going to go get a smoothie after school. i want courtney to come, but she is going to be at the funeral, i think. if you want, just be at zeus juice right after school. :)

from kittyleopard :

Yo...why didn't you invite me to the crunch fest? Huh?

from soverycherry :

You ate an entire box of that shit in less that 24 hours? Good thing Dad bought two, eh?

from twztdmind17 :

HEYYYYYYY bdoh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! what's up? i miss you. i love you!!! mwuahahahha. i love you. mwuiahahahha. i love you mwuahhahaha. i love you. mwuahahahhahaha. i love you braedon! :) haha. ttyl. oh yeah... you're my buddy. and everyone..im just really hyper off of mountain dew and stuff so i decided to leave a crackhead message on bdoh's notes. well i think i just defeated my purpose. crackhead.

from hopeless17 :

whoa, sorry. spring break has been crazy here. i'm going to put the layout up as soon as this girl gets done with reviewing my diary. so, keep it up for me, okay :) and thats a kick ass car. i've also decided that i'm going to be rich. like now. so, i'm in a mansion right now.

from theshakedown :

bite me.

from xenonblue :

you know the z4 2.5 is the cheap one right? atleast get the 3.0, or better yet, something more porsche like

from soverycherry :

I just realized what your journal title was. Ha ha! Hee! Ha! Hobos.

from twztdmind17 :

sorry bdoh. no can do tomorrow night on the bowling. tell tyana i am truly and awfully and horribly sorry and that i dont deserve to live but my mum is making me go to my grandmas house at smith mountain lake for my aunts birthday celebration. i won't get over there until like 6:15 so I'll prolly be over there until like 9. I'm sorry you guys :( there's no way my mum will let me out of it. argh. :( tell tyana i love her and shes beautiful

from twztdmind17 :

i dont hate you!!! but yehi love you. and i agree that we should stop talking about martha stewart! it drives me crazy

from tyana05 :

haha. the thought of telling you i dated him never crossed my mind. sorry...! anyhoooooooooo, yes, we HAVE TO go bowling saturday. or friday. im sad that we havent hung out before this...now im moving in 15 days. :(

from ray0flight :

I don't hate you. I think you are quite funny.

from kittyleopard :

I don't hate you.

from soverycherry :

This new layout is awful. The picture isn't big enough, and on my screen resolution is only fills up half the page. Also, the nav. area is too far away from the entry box. You need HELP.

from appleblowpop :

-tips her hat- thank you for the addition. i may add you.. jake is a friend of yours and thus you get bonus points before i have even rea dyour diary lol

from hopeless17 :

thats because i'm hot shit, baybay. okay, that really didnt work for me. and WTF, that heart thing was seriously the coolest thing i've ever sawed.

from hopeless17 :

aaaah, i know. i'm starting a 'lets hate kelly' club. wanna join? and, as a bonus, at the end of every club meeting, we get to beat her up. fun, eh?

from twztdmind17 :

braedoh playdoh!!! hey...are u gonna come bowling with me and tyana on saturday night? can you? (its thursday night now!) i hope you can...me n tyana wanna meet you. so if you can just email me at [email protected] and let me know the details and stuff. i wore flip-flops today. yay. i love warm weather. it makes me happy. well i must go now. i love you. oh..yes...my screen name is shortygotback024 if you would like to IM me sometime. bye braedon!! :) oh yes... update soon. haha that was one long butt note...sorry...

from hopeless17 :

please forget having a life, come live with me on AIM and share some lo mein with me?

from twztdmind17 :

sorry to everybody else out there that hates bush, but i love him. *sigh* i dont understand why everybody hates him so much...yeh...but i still love you braedon. in fact i wrote in my diary about cool you were. yay!! go us. cool people

from hopeless17 :

haha, thank you, that note made my day. hell, it made my week. <3 and why are not you on aim? hm? i just downloaded it, hoping you'd be on but NOOOOO, you have to be offlin. whats with that? (btw, my sn iiiisss: just shoot jake). peace, homie.

from hopeless17 :

i you muchly as well. oh yeah.

from shortgirljay :

Ok, I'd like to say on behalf of everyone that Braedon is a sexshay gangsta. WhEe! Love the template!

from hopeless17 :

dude, you would SO be on my cast page within 5 seconds of me meeting you. ponte vedra, eh? thats awesome. me and you taking over jacksonville and my cast page. i'm all over it.

from hopeless17 :

god i know! i used to be all gung-hoe (thats a word, really) for checking out the barbie isle at target and now.. there is no way in hell your getting me down there. how can little girls not be afarid of those things?! watch me get one for christmas or something.

from kittyleopard :

I love hats too. I have a pimp hat. And the motherload of beanies. Wee. Cool new layout. It rocks my socks and makes me giggle something odd. Feel the love, homie, its like brie cheese. Or something.

from kittyleopard :

Neat-o diary! Karma!!

from hopeless17 :

*stares in amazment* HOLY SHIT. thats what i was -JUST- saying to my friend about that Bratz dolls. my cousins little girl has one, and she was over here 2 days ago, and i was like "what the hell is THAT?!". i had nightmares. i need a hug.

from theshakedown :

sometimes you actually make me say outloud, "what a dork!"

from shortgirljay :

I'm also hungreh! I have to settle for chocolate milk at the moment

from shortgirljay :

Word up, homo. I thought I'd check in on you. How's everything? Leave me a note back, it's nice to think someone reads what I write.

from hopeless17 :

thank you for my birthday song :) and its kinda late to be your valentine, but i could always be your 'day after' valentine. hows that? and, damn, if my school was cool enough to have its own water bottles, i'd buy 14 and be like 'these will so be vintage in two years, bitch.'then sell them for millions on ebay. you should look into that.

from hopeless17 :

my panties are moist. <evil laugh> & your like hot. mkkkay.

from fan4 :

Thanks, b-doh.

from fan4 :

You haven't heard of the Amber Alert system???? Go to chickenabuse's diary. You'll see the ticker move across the screen. (She has two, but I'm only interested in the top one.)

from fan4 :

Have you seen the amber alert tickers on some diaries. I'd like to get one for my diary, but the copy-and-paste thing didn't work. :(

from soverycherry :

Ephram with the sexam! DEFUNCT! Here comes the, there goes the, here comes the THNIKKAMAN! This is the way I am, you don't have to like it, like it! You love me. Don't deny it.

from cowgirldan :

Ummmmmm...right. So you're like...really funny. Like whoa. I laughed till I cried when I saw that picture of your dog in women's underwear. I'm adding you as a favorite. You can check out my diary if you want, but it's password protected. Just let me know and I'll give it to you.

from seemysite :

Psssst! Your review is up! You got a 91/100! Also - I saw that you did some kind of interview thing in the past, and I was wondering if you still do it. If you do, then I'd like you to interview me over at my online diary: http://newwave-red.diaryland.com. Thanks!

from fan4 :

Clark's a "hot" guy. Tom Welling is one of the celebs I have a crush on.

from newwave-red :

Your layout. I am in love with it.

from tallgirlsam :

someone has too much self esteem! join the rest of us back at the bottom of the self confidence ladder.

from xenonblue :

bdoh, you are so cool. Why am i never nice enough? Someone could really love you, it is so obviously there with you. Lucky Lucky girl. Have you seen what katie's profile says about me. How am i so loving and forgiving to the wrong people and cold to the right one? Smile! Cause you are cool.

from twztdmind17 :

yay yay yay braedon knows me! w00t. haha...but anyway..NO we never have skool anymore and it sucks bcuz that means no spring break and summer break will come later...argh. i hate snow. filthy disgusting stuff..it should all melt..hehe. but i love you!

from twztdmind17 :

hey..do u go to CSHS? bcuz if so..i think i know you. i used to go there....well i went to the jr. high.

from pinklady877 :

i agree. tom brady is very very VERY fine. mmm. i watched that interview he did in the beginning before the game started and lord the first thing i noticed about him was how white his teeth were. haha. =) much love, kristine

from abacinate :

My boyfriend's grandma cuts the cheese everytime she takes a step...they call her the Motorboat.

from tyana05 :

of course can join!

from soverycherry :

Your t-shirt SUCKS.

from theshakedown :

glad to see you're back, freak

from songsaboutme :

God DAMN we are too cool for school.

from tallgirlsam :

ok, i am so sorry for not calling you to tell you that 1) i was told i could not go and 2) didn't get home till midnight on friday. i am indeed as you earlier stated, a bitch, and i apologize

from tallgirlsam :

i'll check with thing one and thing two, and let you know

from tallgirlsam :

this is like the best idea EVER, but there is a small hitz, i can't go. i have a basketball game friday and saturday night

from pinklady877 :

us: red pw: dice. why didn't you ask sooner?! lol. =) much love, kristine

from ray0flight :

Come BACK! Merry Christmas!

from lxlemokidlxl :

AH, don't die =(

from itsmylife :

LOL! Now that's funny!

from theshakedown :

i don't think so... are you?

from soverycherry :

Got a little song for you, like to hear it, here it go: I like bread and buttah, I like toast and jam, and THERE ARE NO SKILLETS IN THIS SONG.

from soverycherry :

My name is Wade and I look like a sitcom dad. Also, I love you.

from hopeless17 :

you there! get on MSN now. *gets punched* lol

from tyana05 :

hello! well i go to hv and im in 11th grade. god. i hate school.

from tyana05 :

hey-i wsa just wondering what school you go to. and dont worry. im def. not a stalker. have a nice, snowy, evening!

from lxlemokidlxl :

hahaha, i love your underweared doggies!

from abacinate :

Well I'm not smelly either (most of the time anyway)! Yes you should be the fat one! Cuz that's just funniness :) I'm 103 but I'm also short so it's a pretty good weight for me. 'The gruesome twosome'!! (how the friggin' hell do you spell that?) Okdoneramblingnow!

from abacinate :

Which twin are you gonna be? And do not say 'the other one'! I read. tons more of your um thingymajiggy...I laughed way, much and I have much good grammar, too, also.

from sweetliz2000 :

Ok, I feel stupid! When I clicked on the 'rings' link on your diary it showed me my diaryrings - not yours. *slaps forehead*

from abacinate :

Dear lord!! You are my twin! (I just read like half your 'diary'...and you're way funnier so I already have a love/hate relationship with you.) I'll be the smelly twin!

from pinklady877 :

hehe so what if i update a lot?! lol. make me feel bad. :) well thanks for enjoying the pictures. excuse the massive outbreak of acne. blech. hehe. love ya! much love, kristine

from soverycherry :

Taylor! Wiggls! Now! Plas!

from hopeless17 :

i think adult diapers are sexy. seriously, tho, thanks. i'm on MSN if you want to talk or make fun of me or something? lol

from hopeless17 :

awesome, thats the response i was hoping for. looks like you need some new UNDERPANTS! yeah. i'm leaving now. lol

from hopeless17 :

hey, yeah i remember you and your diary. thanks for the welcome back. :)

from lxlemokidlxl :

being sick sucks -_-

from under-shadow :

Hey! you're part hobo! hobos are cool... sorry i'm just thinking of the simpsons here. "oh homer, you're not going as a hobo this year?" "who said about going out?" well... it was something like that.. i came across your diary in the michael vartan diaryring thiny. you like him too eh? he's too sexy for words. well, thought i'd say hi. see ya around jess x

from tallgirlsam :

i'm fine, just shaken up. i hit a dangerous curve then i couldn't control my car, then i remember being upside down for a while and then right side up again, my car is dead and i have no money to fix it

from ray0flight :

That is the funniest story ever. Your house sounds like mine.. sadly.

from soverycherry :

Re: your latest entry - that is STUPID. Sighend, AMY.

from linnyeg :

Hey i dont know if somethings wrong but in your older page and your older 5 entires your past couple of entries arent showing up, i dont know if you're deleting them or there's a problem but thought i'd let you know.

from punk-silence :

hey you! Dude i fuckin' love your diary! haha I laugh so hard everytime you update! haha. your beautiful! i love your hair! Its got some sort of red in it dosent it? hehe your pictures arent bad at all! alright cya. I hope you read my diary!! ;) wink wink! <33 Nora

from aliboomboom :

Just wanted to let you know that you aren't a stalker for loving Frank from Real World, I feel the same way about Theo from Road Rules. I love him, it's that simple. Anyways just thought that it would make you feel better to know that I am in love with a reality t.v. cast member also.

from theshakedown :

wow, current layout is making love to my eyes

from loriebug :

holy crap! change your layout much?

from theshakedown :

you know you could always send me some crap for talkinganus! i can't do everything!!!

from theshakedown :

do you just automatically change your layout every monday or what, you freakin' PSYCHO!

from soverycherry :

I am NOT an anus licker. That's slanderous. Do you know what that word means? It's a big one. Also, THANK GOD FOR GRANDPA.

from brain-dump :

Hey, thanks for taking my survey! Heh. You call people gaywads. Tha's funny. I also like George Michael tunes, but not such a fan of 80's music in general.

from punk-silence :

hey! i dont know if you know that i read your diary. But thanks so much for unlocking it. i was have panic attacks thinking that i'd never be able to read your diary anymore. haha. but yes, everytime i read your diary i laugh my frickin head off. hahaha. its great. but anywho, props to you on a great site. i also added one of your "link me"'s on my diary. its at the bottom. maybe you could add me as a favorite? It'd be great to get to know you better! cya

from ray0flight :

Can i have the user/pw please - if you are sharing - you can email me at [email protected] .. merci :0)

from barybabe :

Hey... i'm all locked out and having withdrawls... what's up with that? How will I live without my daily bit of bdoh snark? Hook a sista up with the password yo!

from shortgirljay :

Hey turd, just read the birthday note. Much love goes out you, hooker biotch.

from soverycherry :

Homsar sounds like Grandma. "Chicken and chili beans?" Whaaaaaaat? Homsar IS Grandma. "Kelsey Graaaaaaaammmmmmer?"

from soverycherry :

If you do that one more time, I'll bite your whole leg off, bioooootch! Clicky clicky!

from loriebug :

oh man, it was in my notes the entire time. I need to lay off the crack, like, bad.

from loriebug :

I'm a spaz. Remember when you wrote that entry about how your dad was singing the Bill Meck song, and you and I were trading notes about Bill Meck's tenure in Roanoke and the Bill Meck cake and so on? Well. He did a search and found my page that way and sent me an email thanking me for remembering him, which is so totally random and funny and it cracks me up. So I wanted to write an entry about it and link to your Bill Meck song entry which started it all, but I couldn't find it and thought you might have deleted it. So did you? Holy crap, this is long.

from loriebug :

BILL MECK SENT ME AN EMAIL! Holy SHITTURDS. Did you delete that entry about who the heck is bill meck????? I MUST KNOW for my Super Awesome Bill Meck Entry in which I link you. If you still have the entry. Turd.

from soverycherry :

everybody knows it... everybody knows it's true... you gotta do the best you can... and work out twice a day... don't ask me why I said it... because I already forgot.

from soverycherry :

...and also, I took it upon myself to archive your October entries... because I am the best sister in the WHOLE WIDE WORLD. Yeeha 4X4!

from soverycherry :

I took your survey I took your survey I took your survey I took your survey I took your survey I took your survey I took your survey I took your survey WOOT WOOT WOOT. Dude, Mountain Dew LiveWire is AWESOME. Also, I wonder if we will have to help Mom with more of her fugly clothes getting-rid-of tonight? We also need to find Dad's SHIRT! It's a MUST!! Love, Mr B.

from loriebug :

boom, zap, pow: http://www.arin.net/whois/index.html

from stumblebee :

sure, user: dont pass:tellmom

from tallgirlsam :

you know there are times, and they are few and far between, but those times do exist. those times in which i hate you. and this is one of them. you're hot, and i hate you

from deja-reviews :

We're sorry but your review has been deleted from archives. If it's been a week since the original review, you can request a re-review and one will be given. -deja-reviews

from soverycherry :

Ah, you oldest old in oldtown.

from fan4 :

Looks like things are good between you and your sister again. BTW, thanks for adding me as a favorite.

from soverycherry :

Tonight = more collage makin' fun!

from soverycherry :

I bwing peace to the wowld by aljdh cjkhb.kjh.kjfh.ksdf h.aksjhkjh. with Janea. Also, how cute is Ben? SO CUTE!

from lealoo :

um. I don't really know how that video thingy works. My son's babysitter hooked that up for me. I DO know that it wasn't a regular video, it's one I took with my digital camera. If that makes any difference, I don't know. I'll ask my babysitter though, and let you know.

from soverycherry :

It's actually not in theatres - it's STRAIGHT TO VIDEO AND DVD, it's THAT good. You know you want to watch it.

from soverycherry :

Patooie.

from soverycherry :

Nobody

from soverycherry :

puts

from soverycherry :

purple

from soverycherry :

pants

from soverycherry :

corner!

from soverycherry :

There's a man asleep in that van! With the sleeping and the napping and the napping and the sleeping and the napping and the sleeping and the sleeping... ad nauseum.

from soverycherry :

Mom IS mean after chicken. Also, she killed Patrick Star to make that fugity fug fleece top she wears in the mornings. MURDERER! Also, PURPLE PANTS! I'm bored.

from soverycherry :

Remember THIS, fool? "I've got a bird do!" "HEY! That's funny." "I've got headcheese!" "Who loves you baby?" SPRINGHEAD! WOO!

from soverycherry :

My song: Goodbye, see you tomorrowwwww - Goodbye, come again soon - Just remembahhhh, no shoes no service - And on Mondays, kids get free ballooooooooons.

from soverycherry :

Muhhhhfuhhh. Also, yesterday, Dad was eyeing the eyeballs (eyeing the eyeballs!) dubiously, and he's all, "They look like something!" and I said, "YEAH, BOOBIES!" HA HA. I'm funny.

from fakingcool :

whoa... I'm 4'10' ...haha share the wealth, homie.

from theshakedown :

I agree with Smarte, you'll be the pick of the litter before you know it. Besides highschools boys are gay. Also, did you tell Rob that I love him?

from smartepants :

Actually, it may have a lot to do with your age (the entry about the lack of boyfriends). The guys your age haven't yet matured, however you'll find soon enough that they'll SWOON over your mile-long legs. I'm tellin ya, sister. It's not so bad being the tall, lanky girl once you age a lil. I know from experience...trust me, you'll forget before you know it how much you hate your height.

from songsaboutme :

ahh! ahh! ahh! i had a dream last night that i met you and your sister and we just like drove around some random place at night! AHHH WEIRD

from shortgirljay :

OMG! OMFG! You met Rob Thomas?!?!? I hate you!

from loriebug :

I'm turning into your notes-rapist, hee. Anyway - the other day Jamie left a note for my dad after they went to school that said "Dad, We left on time. Love, Jamie." I wrote "Good, have a cookie." And then I drew a cookie. And then I went to work.

from loriebug :

OH, one more thing! After he left Roanoke, my family was on a road trip and we were staying the night at a motel in Cincinnatti, OH, and we turned on the news that night and who should we see but Bill Meck? And we were all like "AAAAHHHH, BILL MECK!" I need to say Bill Meck just one more time in this note. Bill Meck.

from loriebug :

Ha, about the Bill Meck cake and the song. You know that was his ad campaign on WSLS, right? The "who the heck is Bill Meck" thing was something that the station started, and the rest of us were doomed to remember it for eternity. I want some Bill Meck cake now.

from soverycherry :

EYEBALLS, make the g-d EYEBALLS ALREADY, cowboy hat dude!

from kumav :

And bugger it, I need to start reading your sister as well if she's half as entertaining as you. Just what I need around midterms -- more distractions! Yeah!

from kumav :

Yes, yes, that was me. And you don't come off as stupid. Quite the contrary. On the other hand, I think you're delightful and don't think of myself as stupid. So maybe I'm just a leeetle biased.

from theshakedown :

I love Jack Handy. and I love YOU for quoting him.

from clearastoast :

maybe my uterus and your uterus can run off together and have sappy montages of them running down sandy beaches. or maybe they can just kill each other.

from powercut :

chocolate is good

from shortgirljay :

Fook you, Braedon. Yeah I'm a party pooper. Tardmuffin.

from soverycherry :

Hey, could you make some of those chocolate/peanut butter eyeball thingies? Horhay wants some. Word up.

from orpheus86 :

OMG, you actually tried one of those things? Are you crazy girl? Lol, that is funny as hell tho.

from ray0flight :

oh diss! ps - i like the new hallowe'en design!

from soverycherry :

You're such a DooDooDumpface. Yay for alliteration! I have the sense of humor of a 9 year-old boy.

from pinkheart633 :

haha I love that song stacey's mom!!! that's a _Ok_ joke haha later <33333333333333

from pinklady877 :

i hear ya. that banner is everywhere. damn them. much love, kristine

from pinkheart633 :

hey I love the drawing or Mr.(mrs.) Bi-otch!! It's actually quite funny. I'm going to add you to me favourites page! yay! lol <333

from soverycherry :

Can you please explain to me how somebody can "smell fat" (re: Mr or Mrs Biotch picture)? It would be GREATLY APPRECIATED, ASSFACE.

from fakingcool :

Yo, my links are officially un-effed up, albeit ugly, but un-effed up. I deserve candy now, yes?

from fakingcool :

Well what can I say...I am familair with guys being big nervous geeks while trying to kick their game. (Dear Self-What the hell? No you aren't. Richard Simmons gets more guys than you!) Oh man, but don't review my diary yet. I was having laspes in judgement. I need to fix up my new template. I totally effed up the links. By the way, great diary...'Gaywad' I hope you have that shizznat copyrighted. ::shakes head:: (is it copywrited? who cares making up words is for cool kids anyhow.)

from the-noise :

Well, you just filled out my body beauty survey... 31-26-31. 5'10" I cried. You're what I want to be and never will.

from shortgirljay :

Much as I love the picture of you in the jeep thingy,(Ha. I said 'thingy')The blue and cyan-ish thing made me blind. I almost died. :-)

from ray0flight :

Good luck today.. I just read the storm was 25 miles south of you. Eek. Made my heart stop for a second. I will be thinkin' about you and your sister.

from theshakedown :

Thanks for the ode to me! I also like to say, "drop off a load."

from ray0flight :

Thats to funny,

from songsaboutme :

hi darling, like the new layout.

from ray0flight :

Ahhh you are adorable!

from songsaboutme :

BRAEDON IS A SUPER MODEL

from songsaboutme :

if by cute you mean suicidal..

from myhappiness2 :

Hi, thanks so much for the birthday wishes. Sorry its taken me so long.

from songsaboutme :

thanks for the love, yo. i need it. :\

from ray0flight :

Ahh! Too cute

from tallgirlsam :

you better be nice because if you order dumb stuff i have to ask my manager for help and he doesn't like it.

from songsaboutme :

that could work. except i have piles and piles of homework. i'm not even supposed to be doing this. actually, i'm going to work now. yep. bye!

from songsaboutme :

ha, to beat nan's ass? woot. please do it. also, aaron and i are still going to come visit you. seriously, we are. i just HAVEN'T GOTTEN A CAR YET!

from songsaboutme :

yes. i'm. too sexy for this note.

from gloamling :

Oo, thanks! I could be dishonest and take complete credit for my layout's design, but...no. I will be honest. It is the brilliant work of the very talented April, who is now at http://www.redpolka.org. Roanoke power! Eh, that sounds dumb, doesn't it? Oh well.

from songsaboutme :

yeah, irene pissed me off today. end of story. actually, not end of story, but i'm too tired to tell the story. so, maybe in tomorrow's entry. or today's entry, because it's 12:45. in the morning.

from songsaboutme :

woot woot. stompin in my errr force ones.

from redmeetsblue :

that last one is in response to the songs about me...thing..i'm retarded. whee

from redmeetsblue :

AHHH! i love you too. yes, kick him in the BALLS!

from theshakedown :

hahahaha hahahahha ahahahahah ahahahaha ahahahahahah ahahahahahaha hahahahahahha ahahhahaha ahahahahah......... that was for your booger poem

from tallgirlsam :

SR's homecoming is so gay.I went by force last year, total gaywad fest

from theshakedown :

you are. such. a dork.

from acidreams :

Thanks for the note and thanks for caring. Some people think that if they dont completely understand something then it doesnt exist or its b/c your a "teenager". Its ok tho, it actually too my mind off all that "teenage bullshit" and made me laugh!

from tallgirlsam :

then ask it

from tallgirlsam :

talk to me about what?

from pinklady877 :

wow thank you so much! yeh i tend to not go back and read those earlier entries of mine. heh. kind of embarrassing, but i chose not to delete them because they're such a signifigant part of my life. that is like, the most meaningful compliment anyone's ever given to me. i like to think that i've matured a lot and am quite mature for not even being eighteen yet, but it's hard to not bring those immature qualities out. the overly dramatic, whiny, boy crazy girl in me. especially in college now. wow that even SOUNDS crazy to say! i still feel like the girl you were reading about, except i know that i am not even remotely close to resembling her anymore. but thank you for the compliments. they perked me up especially 'cause i'm so lonely here!! ooooh are you going to write to me?? much love, kristine

from pinklady877 :

awww braedon, i'll be your friend....but i'll understand if you don't want to be because i have a boyfriend. and that makes me sucky. heh. much love, kristine

from freakymandy :

heeey, actually frailmaskara is dead. So... yeah, I'm not moving at all :) pass word is moggy and 10000.

from xenonblue :

you are just too nice sometimes. i dare you to call yourself a bitch, no one would believe you.

from theshakedown :

I hope you didn't change your layout because of that WHORE! I loved your previous layout with all the extras on each side. Bring it back now, damn you.

from theshakedown :

Regarding your "review:" Whoever this cunt is, she needs to take Lesson 101 is HUMOR, for fuck's sake. Her review site is SHIT! She's just "quite nasty" because she thinks that's what gives her an edge or something. But it's fucking lame and, she had the nerve to call you boring. Whiny little cunts with no sense of humor like her a fucking dime a dozen. God, I hope she reads this message, I'm half tempted to copy this and leave it in her guestbook. What a fucking cunt. You have nothing to worry about, B, she obviously has no idea what she's talking about and she's just being rude because she can be, not because she's geniune. She's probably got crabs and is just pissed off at the world. What a stupid cunt, I just can't get over it! Love you B!!!!

from pinklady877 :

bahahahahhahah! gupi...what a cool name. he is totally getting the mock award for "best name". rock on, goopy

from pinklady877 :

ooh!!! good luck in school today! that sucks that you have to go now. but hey...i have five days left. woo ha. much love, kristine

from wababii :

rofl, yep your a ^_^ :P ..haha..

from fan4 :

Thanks for helping me.

from fan4 :

I added a new link to my diary, only it's showing up next to my review link instead of being above it. Could you help me out, B-doh? Thanks!

from pinklady877 :

ugh growing up is the WORST! heh..i'm sure you don't have a wrinkle...although i'm POSITIVE that i saw a gray hair chillin by my eye yesterday. :shakes fist: damn you gray hair! much love, kristine

from xpolaroidx :

well I'm the feeblest of the feeble...so I think it'll be an even match.....choose your weapon missy!

from xenonblue :

dare you interview me braedoh?

from coolcattt :

Number 8 is an obtainable goal..if you set your mind to it.(they say you would die if you at 10 in 1 day.)pffft...

from theshakedown :

I did it! Thanks baby! You rock!

from orpheus86 :

hey...couldn't reach your gbook, but interview me!!!! cuz that's cool and you're cool and i'm cool and hey, that's cool!!

from theshakedown :

whatever you say, mom. i'm kidding about kicking that girls ass, you know.

from theshakedown :

no. now.

from theshakedown :

why would you want to be friends with that mean chick? your goal should be to kick her ass, not befriend her.

from theshakedown :

interview me. that is all.

from theshakedown :

naw, actually you sound cute, i'm just giving you shit. email away.

from theshakedown :

how did you do that?

from theshakedown :

yeah dude, you sound like a freak. but it's funny.

from theshakedown :

fuck, that's funny. so what are you? a valley girl or redneck? or maybe you just have split personalities.

from theshakedown :

the big cock contest drama... no I haven't listen to your voice yet, but I will in a few.

from theshakedown :

not much, did you see all the drama on my diary last week?

from xpolaroidx :

Ha! I challenge you to a fight to the death for the honor of master gyllenhaal!

from redmeetsblue :

INTERVIEW MEEEEEEEE!!!!! (your guestbook isn't working you crazy fool)

from tallgirlsam :

im not gonna write in the diary for a while, im taking a break, the username is colin password is hot

from pokytoes :

hi! thx for leaving me a note. laughed at the banana story. what's so bad about throwing bananas out of your car? unless it hits the windshield of the car behind you... ?

from highv0ltage :

nuh uh. mud sucks. dirt is better!

from highv0ltage :

i dunno, i just like dirt. =D umm .. interesting story ..o.o

from highv0ltage :

um ... dirt?

from xpolaroidx :

noooooo! he's mine i tell you alllllll mine! Love your diary by the way

from highv0ltage :

i really like your diary. i like most of the music you do. lol. and that 'dirty old men' entry was funny.

from orpheus86 :

lol, oh ya, your sister and my brother...a match made in heaven, lol. i'm thinking your sister is much cooler.

from petmykittie :

I'm a favorite! Woo hoo to me!

from fan4 :

Thanks for fixing up my diary, b-doh.

from smartepants :

Also if you need boots, like dressy ones (knee high) get http://www.mydivascloset.com/3hestpalegog.html <--those, they are super cute, and they make that sweet clicking noise when you walk. I'm wearing mine right now :o)

from loriebug :

wooo, look, there's the girl who goes to the rich kids school that gives laptops to its students!!! hee. at staunton river you're lucky to get a textbook of your own. :)

from punk-silence :

ohh dollface your wonderful. I'm so suprised that you replied that quickly. So tell me some more about yourself. I'm all ears and ready to hear! hehe love you! xoxoxo

from orpheus86 :

nice!! yay for target purses!! woooo!!

from punk-silence :

hello i've been reading your diary lately. I'm lovin the Jesus shirt. Where did you order it from? Off of a site or what? Let me know. xoxox

from pinklady877 :

hahahahhahaha yeah i used to get those same emails. then i put a block on everyone but the people in my address book from emailing me. although it IS kinda sad to no longer know how to enlarge my penis..much love, kristine

from diary-rating :

I can't remember if I left you a note letting you know your diary rating was ready or not...it's been up for a while (http://diary-rating.diaryland.com/pickup.html), sorry

from gizzhead :

I applaud you.

from theshakedown :

damn, just get your own pickle, you homocidal freak

from theshakedown :

you are freakin hilarious

from speed-review :

Your diary review is up, http://speed-review.diaryland.com/randomsnark.html

from xenonblue :

i love this. braedon, it's fine. not worth worrying over.

from tallgirlsam :

oh my jesus, what happened this time?

from theshakedown :

is that my new nickname? beanernizzle? like it, has a nice ring.

from theshakedown :

OH! I KNOW you're not wearing abercrombie, you hooch!

from theshakedown :

oops, I didn't mean to cuss in your virgin ears.

from theshakedown :

no way, are you serious? fuck

from theshakedown :

why did you sign my talkinanus guestbook, you FREAK? anywho, well I wasn't going to turn on my notes, but if you insist, I suppose I will, but JUST FOR YOU! also, because you and your family sound like fun damnit!

from theshakedown :

I want to be a part of your family.

from theshakedown :

hilarious!

from diary-rating :

Your diary rating is ready for pick up, http://diary-rating.diaryland.com/pickup.html

from rockacholic :

yes yes he is!!... so sup?

from gbg :

Welcome to the Cruel Intentions diaryring!

from missused :

Thank you for joining my Micheal Vartan diaryring!

from honestyonly :

oh and i'm so quoting you on the talking anus page.

from honestyonly :

yay! everyone is on their period today! yay!

from honestyonly :

how tall are you woman? and is it just me or do you and your sis look a LOT alike?

from soverycherry :

WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME? You have to give me some sort of idea.

from soverycherry :

The one about the ham and eggs, dumbass. Although the one about Dad was also stupid, he is retarded anyway, so that's expected.

from soverycherry :

NOBODY PUTS PURPLE PANTS IN A CORNER.

from tallgirlsam :

1)beans suck 2) ginny loves that hilary duff song, it makes me wanna die

from honestyonly :

more often than not, I am in shock at weirdos like that. I mean, really, what the fuck is wrong with people. after the shock wears off, then I can usually laugh.

from honestyonly :

omg, that guy is SCARY

from honestyonly :

you just inspired my latest entry.

from honestyonly :

yes, but beans make you fart... what could be better than that?

from honestyonly :

what do you have against beans!? people who don't love beans are weird.

from tallgirlsam :

check it out, lookie lookie lookie htttp://tallgirlsam.diaryland.com

from invisibledon :

thanks for doing my noreally survey - life as a house was a really cool movie I enjoyed it a lot

from sallidacamel :

woo who! thanks for the belated bday message.. and yes, you should be jealous.. Jt was looking FIIINEEE! if you dont go out with the look-a-like, then i will! MWAHAHA! as for the failing.. i failed my learners permit test.. twice. Yes, it is sad i know.. *cries*

from soverycherry :

Yes, I did. And I have no idea who wrote it, either. Shut up.

from sallidacamel :

MMMMMMMMMMMMMM HOTTIE IN THE DOO-RAG!!!!

from tallgirlsam :

i have one thing to say to you, "if there was a problem, yo i'll solve it, check out the hook while my dj revolves. ice ice baby, vanilla ice ice baby"

from fan4 :

I have another question for you. Why'd you quit with the "uclafan87" name? Did you no longer think it suited you or something?

from fan4 :

B-doh, is it possible for you to review my diary? The person who was supposed to do it bailed. :(

from tallgirlsam :

we caaaaaaaaaaaaaaant :(

from tallgirlsam :

we'd have to do it before monday cause when monday comes im gooooooone

from tallgirlsam :

i would definately bring you a doughnut if it was at all possible

from heal-me :

You made me snort out loud. This deserves some type of recognition. Ever onwards and upwards! xx

from fan4 :

grrr the forward and next links on this diary don't work either!

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