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Nice pic of your costume ;>)
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I always thought santas office would smell like pipe tobacco, coffee, & the almost cinnamon scent of old paper...
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Dab vodka behind your ears to disguise your scent
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good luck teasing your hair. put the 80's to shame.
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Surly & jaded is the new black.
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Random reader-- Your Typography prof >>invented THE Cooper typeface? Please throw yourself at his feet and if you get a cahnce say hello from a font fan far away who super appreciates his contribution to the graphic arts, you will not encounter any living font stars in this world,,
-- Please what's his name and addie so we can send him a fan note ??
http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/20090830/ikea_font_090830/20090830?hub=TopStories
we trashed this above story as megafontlame just yesterday
Biggoomba in Canada-
" there's only 26 letters , make 'em all look nice "
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good word. here's the word in my head "goiter". ew.
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hey i saw you were online and i really wanted the vote/review from diaryland members towards an art contest i joined. It's a coach marketing contest and i need as many votes as i can get! I'm already in 19th out of 2700, please help me out! http://www.brickfish.com/Pages/PhotosAlbums/PhotoView.aspx?picid=975395_34070543&pid=2767347&scid=452
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How did you find this footage of me?
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Shit dude, I know you love hamburgers but leave the poor cows alone.
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Just thought I'd say that your entry, "high anxiety", was really fucking funny. Good lord.
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Dude you probably have so much face right now.
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BABYGURL, you know that my couch will always have a place for you in its heart. Just not your cat. THE FRAMES CAN ONLY SUPPORT SO MUCH.
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I FUCKING LOVE YOUR DIARY.
mmm, ya.
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I AM NOT KANYE WEST. I JUST LIKE CAPS LOCK. DEAL WITH IT. KING KONG AINT GOT SHIT ON ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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She got a donk! Email me back you whore. I forgot to tell you the story behind my BALLS DEEP SPACE story.... And I don't want to email you twice in a row because that looks a little desperate.... which I am not. Right? WHERE ARE YOU? WHY HAVEN'T YOU EMAILED ME BACK? WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE?
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I'd run away with you. Surely someone as clever as you would make life interesting. Happy birthday, I'll be 22 in a week.
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so, I can kind of empathize with the scary, "i'm going to kill you by the end of the semester" teacher. My cinema teacher is from um...somewhere. Prof Santi. I was late the first day of class and when handing me the syllabus and lecturing me about the importance of being on time I swear he wanted to beat me with it...
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Hey man I know how it feels to lose something you worked so hard on... try my last week of school last semester. Guh. But it's probably more frustrating if someone else loses your work, so I can sympathize. Keep yo' chin up, gurrrrrl.
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WHAT IS SO GAY ABOUT LOVIN' A WOMAN'S CURVES?! YOU TELL ME BECAUSE IF THAT IS SO WRONG I SURE AS GODDAMN HELL DON'T WANT TO BE RIGHT.
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Sometimes I'll read public entries on a whim. And I'm sure this whole message is very "creeper" of me, but I just wanted you to know that I think you're hilarious and I love your original outlook on things.
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I always thought it was fourty...
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Dude say you were tripping balls and you torn down the wall looking for Narnia! That way your parents will be more disappointed that you didn't find Narnia and not the giant gaping hole in your mother's well looked after abode. You're a monster.
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Hmm. Time for some bookstore shopping. Heheh wild.
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You made that sexy wooden sculpture? Anne Marie! That's amazing! I would totally force myself on it.
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NO; LIES. I CALLED DIBS ON ROBERT DOWNING JR. LIKE TWO YEARS AGO AT COURTNEY'S BIRTHDAY PARTY. I remember distinctly because I was reading an article about him and all he talked about was tai chi. Seriously, I would cast him in every movie if I was a Big Time movie exec. And Clive Owen.
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FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CAN SOMEONE PLEASE FIND THIS MAN? US LOWLY MORTALS CANNOT LIVE WITHOUT THE COMEDIC QUIPS OF AN OUTRAGEOUS AFRICAN AMERICAN SIDEKICK! p.s- we are going hitchhiking.
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The unibrow thing was funny to me. I had to read your thoughts aloud to my roommate... Somehow I dont think she is as fascinated as I am. Too bad for her. The fool.
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BOOOOOOO! BOOOOOOO! GET A REAL JOB! BOOOOOOOOO!
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Bobby Kennedy's house.
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This is fucknig great...seriously, there go my dreamz. Motherfuccckkkeeerrrr! Dude what the fuck are we going to do? Should we change the background? Like to 'Nam or...dude what about fucking space?!! That could be so fucking trippy. Think about it...no like Event Horizon shit that's stupid. Balls. Okay well we can either keep going with this, but it sounds basically what we wanted to go with...gritty dark, paranoia. Maybe we can change that into space? Fuck...well I'll counter this horrible dream-shattering news with good news.....DEGRASSI SPRING BREAK MOVIE!!!!! THEY GO ON A ROAD TRIP!!! And I just found the greatest band ever....and they are adorable and from Harvard.
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I don't know if I've already told you this...but THEY'RE FUCKING REMAKING SCANNERS! And it's by the guy who made like Saw 4 and stupid shit. OH MY GOD- this dude is making a movie called Leperechaun 7: In the Old West. Maybe he's an alright guy...
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Yeah dude nice try, maybe if you slept for 24 hours THEN and only then would I be impressed. Weird...I just had a nam flashback of Midgetville and the Book of Knowledge. Man, I miss those Friday nights when we were so kewl. Shit have you heard any news on horrorfest? Are they having another one for 2008...please be in late november. I would just DIE if I missed fucking horrorfest. We'll need to brainstorm some ideas dude...I can't really think right now, but no worries. They have all these hot pies here (SAWEEEET CHEERRRYYY PIEEEEE) for $1. Pie reminds me of jammin' in our band. ****TRUTH****
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I got that for my dad for his birthday! YEE-HAW! But seriously, let's brainstorm...dude can you scan shit to me? You know like....scan stuff to me. How the fuck was Qatar? I guess the News of the Future was wrong about you dying...ah well.
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I found the boy you're going to marry. He has like strawberry blonde hair and he rides this old school bike and sings songs like Yellow Submarine and Raindrops are Falling on my head. He's so cute and wears velvet blazers and one time had a pinecone in his pocket.
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Too bad it was #899! SUCKER. Please don't go to Qatar. I've heard they're not allowed to cluck there...
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Shit, well...WOW I always thought Skeeter was a boy. I would definitely want to be skeeter so I can hang out with the muppet babies. I LOVE MUPPET BABIES! Dude how was fucking gummo? Did you become obsessed with a certain character I knew that you would become obsessed with? WHAT ABOUT THAT FUCKING CANDY BAR! How could you eat za during the whole thing?! Would you rather be the drummer for JEM and the Holograms or be the drummer for THE MISFITS (anti-Jem band)?
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A pizza party, the perfect occasion for this day. I'm jealous. Is Ry-Dogg your Valentine this year? (LOLZ JUST KIDDING [unless he is, in which case, congratulations] DRINKS ALL AROUND).
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Well I've heard Perez Hilton talk before about his dog and I fucking hate Britney Spears so I guess Perez. But I would probably blow my head off about 7 minutes in. AWW SHIT AHSLEY ALL GOTH AND SHIT DEGRASSI! My e-mail is KMcNulty88@msn.com. You're right dude we need to copyright our shit when we're done with it. EXCITEMENT! Would you rather have to wear overalls and a pan on your head every day or parachute pants and ginger dreadlocks?
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Dude...film YOUR perfomance....you know...on stage...as RED HOT GRAMMA! That would defintitely get you an "F!" HAHAHAHAH, but seriously I'm eating Pie Gourmet shepard's pie and I'm in heaven.
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I'm watching Bug Bunny's 1001 Rabbit Tales....be jealous. Daffy Duck just curb stomped that genie and now he's being ZAPPED! Dude I watched Perfume last night, I actually really liked it...I kind of wish I watched it with you because there is one scene that is so quacktastically awkward it's GOLD! Huh...weird well since I really don't want to go to NYC, especially now, I guess the midwest...I could use my looks to get free horse rides and meth. Would you rather be a lab rat (but still have your brain so you're aware of what's going on) or be a popular couch (and still have your brain and nose so you would know when you're being sat on)?
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Did you hear about last house on the left remake? How the director said the girls won't be raped or even KILLED! Wow..I just read that sentence out loud...sick. But still, kind of lame right? Hmm...either way I would be fucking racing with the pros, I gotta say speed racer so I can be on speed while WATCHING SPEED talk all crazy and do like 71 poses in one second. Would you rather have to live inside a whale for 30 days or shelter yourself inside a tauntaun for 30 days?
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Actually, the basketball diaries is MASK's movie, we all have our characters and I was MICKEY! Yeah i kind of fed your habit, but you know how it is...where it's cool to be a fish! Jesus hard question, maaan well either way i would OD from too much ROCK AND ROLL! Ahh I gotta say Ziggy Stardust, the fact that it was in the 70's is probably the best part about it. And it's the fucking GOBLIN KING! Would you rather spend valentine's day going on a picnic with unicron or eating chocolates at Bobby Kennedy's house with Goku from DBZ?
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Wow, awkward...I never knew you answered mine. I would give up all my friends just to be friends with Mickey (marky mark), nay I would give up all my friends just to play basketball with mickey on downers of course. We should become the next jim and mickey. You know break into malt shops take a lot of unmarked pills. Ahh yeah. Would you rather be all black...like black teeth, black skin, black eyes, black clothes...or have a leopard head? Like literally...a leopard head.
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WHY HAVEN'T YOU ANSWERED MY WOULD YOU RATHER QUESTION YET?? Also, we need to see Jumper before I leave...only because JAMIE BELL! WHEEE! Too bad Funny Games doesn't come out till March.
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I will pay you $1,000 to see pictures of your hair.
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Awww Anne Marie! I'm sorry for your loss (of hair at the hands of black folk). At least you can pull an Alex Mack and wear lots and lots of hats. Or, you know, while you're at it, melt into a puddle of yellow goo (keeping with the Alex Mack theme) so no one even has to look at your hair. How short is it?
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I would rather be a party animal NO MATTER WHAT! I guess you're still bitter about the other night when Colleen and I slaughtered you in Racing, Battle, and PARTYING! What the fuck is next yesterday? wow and right now avatar fan art is on TV and it reminds me of something you would do. Would you rather have to deal with a monster attack while in NYC by YOURSELF (a la Cloverfield) or be visiting Russia BY YOURSELF and fight your way through hordes of vampires underground?
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Wherrrrrrre aaaarrrrrreeee yyyyyyooouuuu guuuurrrrrrrll!!
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I MISS YOU ALREADY! NOT! Actually dude Colleen and I literally partyed till dawn....Mario style after you left. She needs help SHE'S CRAZY! Yeah anyway, man shit I don't know while I do love ZA I'm not a big fan of justice. I think I'd rather be the villain and hang out in Hell's Kitchen with mobsters. Would you rather get a tattoo of Jerry Seinfeld on your face (so people would be like wait is that Jer....oh no OH NO NO NO NO NO IT IS NOT MY EYES!) or a giant swatsika (not just on your forehead, but your WHOLE face)?
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WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?! HAHHAHA I'M SO FUNNY LOOK AT ME! Umm yeah but I guess a Texan because I can just lie and say I'm from Alaska or something. And I don't think I can trump Charlie's presidential speech. Would you rather be a care-free dolphin or a lone wolf who lives for the thrill of the kill...on a hill....to fulfill....your bloodlust?
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My friend, you are getting old. Your memory is going. I believe you asked a very similar question some time back. And I'm going to choose the same answer, neither. NIGHTMARE MAN FOREVER! Uhh, yeah anyway please please tell me you've heard of My Name Is Bruce. I seriously think this movie was made for us. Would you rather wake up and have no lips or wake up and have only one eye?
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You know the weirdest part about that picture....besides Rosie O'Donnell in leather....I actually have seen the movie from where it's from. P.S- this is the second time you killed the WYR game, you are indefinitely banned from any WYR questions.
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oh and dude, the same director is doing the remake and it's like a shot by shot remake so it might not be that bad. You should watch the trailer and see for yourself.
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A goonie! Forever and ever. Dude have you seen Funny Games yet? Wow....I seriously think it's like on of my favorite movies now, as sick as that is. They play like hardcore German music and one of the sadistic crazy guys was soooo cute and he winked at the camera! And a bunch of other crazy shit went down. Alright well, anyway would you rather Freddy Kruegar rape you then have his child or get probed with a spike daily by aliens?
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Oh man that's a really hard one. I would be taking a gamble if I go into the future. Because life could be like: Mad Max, I Am Legend, 12 Monkeys, Tron, and TRANSFORMERS! But then with the past I have such endless possibilites....dinosaurs, knights, mammoths, samurai, Russian wizards.....Shit I would have to say the future. To know what it's like. Would you rather go to Hogwarts or be the drummer (who doesn't blow up or have a gardening accident) of Spinal Tap?
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Oh man do you remember when you asked me whether I would rather visit the Shire or Narnia? Well....I'M GOING TO FUCKING NARNIA! They're filming the second one like all over New Zealand in 2009. So, I'll be eating Turkish Delights with Tumnus and we'll sit in his little cottage and play flute together. I would way rather be a king. I could actually say "I'm a king." With my luck anyway I would be a king during like a revolution but, you know it's cool. Would you rather have to fight gladiators in the Colossum or partake in Battle Royale?
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Dude that movie has it all! Emile Hirsch, hot black chicks, automobile racing IN THE FUTURE, John Goodman, MONKEYS! Oh man, I'm "toadally jazzed!!" I know you killed the would you rather...but WOULD YOU RATHER race against Speedracer or partake in a Wacky Races race?
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http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/56c2d6a703 I think James Franco got JustinBobby's hair and facial expressions purrrrrfect.
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I think my favorite part about The Hills is Heidi's sensible work attire of Ann Taylor separates.
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I overreactd. It's just some shitty straight to DVD movie. Every movie copies another movie in some way or another. WE CAN DO IT!
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Well there goes my idea for the Old West zombie movie. Apparently some Scottish dude from South Park already did it. We can't trump a Scot! No way!
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I think he gets out in like 2010. Maybe we can look him up and PARTTAAY! Actually, I'm frightenly intimidated by queens. So much. Jesus...I can't do both..at the same time? Uh, well I would have to say horror director because that way I can go into the wild....of blood. Of blood. Would you rather be a 90's club kid, but drastically addicted to ketamine or a 60's hippie, but drastically addicted to sex and acid?
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I LOLed really, really hard at your Teacher Chris story. I thought it was all real until the automatic pistol part. Actually it still could be real, what do I know?
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Clearly you are in a state of depression. I believe you have succumbed to both by being a lonely cock tease. BA-ZING! But...I guess have no friends, then at least I would be mysterious and honorable. Jesus, they're remaking Battle Royale! Who the fuck are they going to fucking cast Mischa Barton....Chad Michael Murray...Forest Whitaker? ASSHOLES! Would you rather have drinks with Transformers' "Oooops" dude or go clubbin' with that she-dude who gave me Rainforest Cafe french fries?
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Bro you need to get over the fact that Jazz cursed. Why do you like cream yourself whenever you talk about that scene? Man, this is a really hard one...jesus. Well, although he was like the cutest thing I've ever seen in Goonies, I am so scared of Sloth. And if I hung out with him in Borderland, I could hang out with RIDER STRONG too. But who could pass up adventurin' to Mt. Doom with Samwise? I would have tea with him and Frodo and company in the Shire everyday. Would you rather be Gob's assistant during his magic show, or be a part of Tobias' blue man group?
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AHHHDFHAJ IT'S BITING ME.....OF BLOOD.
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Oh shit, that's a tough one. On the one hand I can smoke pot in the mystery van with Shaggy while chasing disgruntled employees dressed up in yeti costumes, but then with Basil I would...well I would be with fucking Basil of Baker Street! Okay Basil it is! I think I saw badass granny from Lake Dead in a video game commercial. She was basically the same character except in a football uniform. Would you rather fight along side the Ewoks at the battle of Endor or with Bumbleebee and Jazz on the ship. (Either way you die, but at least you die a hero)
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Well there would be no point of living if I couldn't just get up and do a cartwheel if I wanted to, so coma for sure. There's this other French horror movie that I saw somewhere and it's like this pregnant chick and I don't know it's all fucking bloody and hardcore. Would you rather have a constant ringing in your ears or an aftertaste of pennies FO DA REST OF YO LYFE?
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Yeeah I know I must admit that bar scene was "toadally awethome" in part of the song and you know rat creatures pulling peoples' guts out. Do you remember the title of the Animal Collective song from Mulberry Street? Hmm, well I would rather do anything than be near a shark so I would have to say rat wrangler, even if I do get the black plague. What would I be training the sharks for anyway? I was right, Tim Robbins is 6'5. Tall. Would you rather have limbs the size of your pinky finger or be 8'2?
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Dude! I found out why that like neo-Nazi cannibal French movie was taken out of Horrorfest. It couldn't get an R rating. It is so fucking hardcore and French that they didn't want to edit it from it's orginal NC-17. So um...we have to see this. Bye.
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Neither, I would rather watch Nightmare Man three times in a row. Dude, I have all these fucking horror movies in my queue that we need to catch up on. Like this crazy French one and this like fucked up one when the guy from Jurassic Park goes fucking craaazy in SPACE! SHOOT HER! Would you rather be stranded in Picher, Oklahoma or the Nevada desert?
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Ahh I see we are moving on to pets. That's low. Well, I would rip out my teeth because I've had it done before...WITH NO DRUGS OR WARNING! I could have sued. Blood everywhere. Would you rather have your eyelids cut off or your middle finger ripped off? Oh and HORRORFEST TONIIIIGGGGHHHHTTTTTT!
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Wow. I think that was the lamest would you rather question I have ever heard. Are you giving up on this game? I would rather shoot myself in the spine than live in Canada or Mexico. I noticed you used the word toadally in your entry. My sister uses that word all the time because she has a pair of pajama pants that say "toadally cool." Would you rather have to eat Eva Longoria alive or be stuck on the moon for two years alone?
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I watched that today!! I love how they did M for Movie. Actually hi-yaaaaaaah was from Spongebob, when he's singing to the patty and kicking the clams. Yeah anyway, jesus you have been really into comic questions recently. Well either way I would have to be a villain, but vampires are the coolest. So vampire fo sho! Would you rather have Steve Irwin narrarate everything you do in life or Jennifer Hudson sing narrarate?
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Chocolate... I remember when they first invented chocolate. Sweet, sweet chocolate. I ALWAYS HATED IT.
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Yesssssss, your highnesssss.
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Isn't that the movie when he like travels in time or something and then meets another guy who can do the same thing? WHY IS HE SO ADORABLE??!! Well I'm just going to pretend that you are talking about Christian Bale Batman, and although he is moody, I would marry him anyway. Would you rather have your heart cut out and held up to your face so you can see it pulsing in the guy's hand or have your throat slit with a dull blade?
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Man that is lame. Jesus dude why you do ask such hard questions. Hmm, Charlie definitely was the deal breaker, buuuut I also love Mac, Dee, and Dennis. Well I wouldn't just want to watch like Jim and Pam make out all day, okay so I would say the gang. They do crazier shit I could be a part of. Dude!! I just saw a commercial for Horrorfest!! There is this one when they are like running through a train station and there is this creepy shadow!! And Rider Strong!!!!1111!11!1! Would you rather live in Hakuna Matata land forever or Ariel's underwater kingdom forever?
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We had the same problem in one of my classes. Just get everyone in the class to agree to take the test early and that way there's no one missing out. We all signed an agreement stating we'd take the midterm (the week of Thanksgiving, I know, it's weird) the week before and it was fine. Of course, if there's another class at a different time that doesn't want to sign a petition, then that sucks and it might not work. But still.
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I IMDB-ed him. He's Sideshow Bob, but he is no William H. Macy. Not at all. Project Runway is on tonight, let's pray that there is a Bradley! Jesus dude, you know my fears way to well...but I would choose no more sharks everytime. I fucking hate them so much I just want to punch them all in the face. Would you rather have to live the life of one of Britney Spears' kids or Butters (South Park, in case you are lame and don't know)?
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You know I'm going to be honest with you (and Anne if she is reading this)....I...don't know who Kelsey Grammar is. Even so I would like a tattoo of him on like my bicep. Yeah "bicep." Anyway, dude come on don't worry about the Woe pack (get what I did there? That was an awesome play on words) you always can put together shit even if it isn't that great...Yeah god that's hard because with Begbie I would have to live in fear of getting glassed in the face, but I wouldn't be pressured into doing skag. But with Sick Boy I have to fear for my vagina and getting hit in the eye with a pellet gun. I wish I could be friends with Renton, but I love Sick Boy's Sean Connery impression. So Sick Boy! Would you rather have to have sex with Spongebob or Patrick?
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I don't know if you'll get this exactly now... but what do you need? Happy to help.
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I got like this set of 3 Jack London books on eBay which I will memorize and recite at appropiate coming of age moments. YES we do need to go back to Midgetville, we need to gather all the books of knowledge so we can write and add notes in them of our travels. And we need to swim in that 3 by 20 feet pool! Spinner has cancer. Bathe in syrup and roll down a hill, because I love rolling down hills and I'm not going to let a little maple stop me. Would you rather have to eat two tons of elephant poop every hour on the hour for two years or get mauled by a bear for two days and live?
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Oh yeah, please tell me you have been watching the Office. We have much to discuss about Toby.
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Everyone knows Satan has a vagina. Was the remake you were thinking of Evil Dead? Was that it? Because the day they remake Evil Dead is the day Kelly McNulty will murder the world. Dude have you seen the latest Horrorfest movie, Lake Dead. I'm going to take a wild shot in the dark here and say it will probably be in the bottom two. Jesus, what a depressing question, I guess never to find love. I will duel Alfred Lord Tennyson myself. Would you rather have everyday be Christmas or your birthday?
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Hmmm... You are an interesting find...
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I miss you toooooo. Thanksgiving is really far away, I didn't realize this until, well, now.
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We have to talk to Beard and Hot Friend this year, we can double date! You can have Beard. Yeah, I mean that old lady was like "WHAAAT?! PLENTY DREADFUL? HUH?! I POOPED MY PANTS!" So, I'm sure we can give her the ol' slip. That's what she said. Uh yeah anyway tell your stupid "prof" that your family will be in the mountains visiting your sick uncle or something. We cannot miss this. Jesus, those both sound awful, but I guess Sunny D. Since I brush my teeth and gargle with it anyway it wouldn't be that much of a difference. Would you rather be a skinhead or just a really angry red-headed Irishman?
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You should just start drawing really gruesome paintings of the Holocaust, carving swastikas in your arm, then up the stakes by killing a Jewish kid and leaving it in Tin's bed. You know, little things that would make him upset.
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Dude, every single day that I'm standing outside I pray to the Totoro gods that the furry cat bus will pick me up and bring me to huge ancient tree where Totoro sleeps. Thanks for pooping on my dreams. Horrorfest! Horrorfest! Did you ever get the access pass? Hook me up with those stickers and hot pix of Mizz Horrahfest! Okay, would you rather have to stay at Dwight's Beet motel for two weeks or Creed's basement (which I assume will be really fucking weird) for a week?
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LOL @ two things... 1. You spelled it "jsut" in your entry title. 2. Jogle was TOTALLY pitching Jesus Camp to me the other day. You disgust me.
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Dude, Mulberry Street is about like New Yorkers turning into giant sewer rats or something. Yeah I heard that about Frontiers too, HAPPY BIRTHDAY I'M THE FIRST! You are now an old woman, nineteen. OLD MAID! The other ginger kid and I are going to celebrate another weekend in Richmond when you get your Wopacks up and ready. Well if I was a wizard I could just kill someone faster and cooler. Like make them choke on lobsters or jump to their death. Actually I would help hobbits on their adventures. Would you rather be shot down by a bunch of gun-toting Barbies or maimed by Chuckie?
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A 24 hour horror movie marathon would be the greatest achievement in my life if we actually went through with that. Which we should. I would like to say Anartica just because it would be cool (literally!), but I know I would have better chances surviving in the Desert. But then again awesome trumps life, so Anartica. Www.digihitch.com. That's the website. They have the full list of horrorfest at bloody-disgusting. I am saying right now that I think Frontiers and Tooth and Nail (Shawn Hunter is back!) are going to be the top two. Would you rather have to survive off only pinecones or rotten cottage cheese?
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I would have to say London, because at least the infected (NOT ZOMBIES) would have cute accents. Plus I could run along side Begbie and Cillian Murphy! Dude, I found this website that has all this shit about hitchhiking and like each state law and the best way to do it without getting sodomized. I'm asking for Hunter Wellingtons for my birthday, because I'm expecting mud and blood. Would you rather have rocket roller skates or a jet pack?
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Dude, don't worry we are going to visit that magic bus and go on Stampede Trail and spend 30 days of night in Burrowtown or wherever it was. Also, I found out where that like mansion was with the Dinowar: T-Rexs' vs. Civil War soldiers. The same guy built this like huge Monster Castle and Dark Maze. We should definitely should go down there. Heroin for sure, I hate everything about the 80's, except some of the movies and Studio 54. Would you rather be eaten to death by a swarm of ants or dragged to the bottom of the ocean by a whale and then swallowed?
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Would you rather have to be punished by pusing a giant boulder up a mountain forever (it falls whenever you are thisclose to reaching the top) or have to be dragged by a bunch of centaurs for thirty years?
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Wow, i totally mispelled inappropiate. Anyway, I have already done the latter, don't you remember I did horseback riding? So I guess I would rather do the golden shower than the other thing. Grotty. Yeah, that thing is in Northeast, so basically I'll push you down and fucking run for it if I see any guy wearing baggy jeans. 30 DAYS OF NIGHT IS FRIDAY! Have you seen the previews?? "Oh my god..." "No God." I'M SO FUCKING PUMPED!! boner.
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So now we have to kill a monkey baby AND an unborn child? This is getting out of hand. I say we go back to Plan A and have Emily Martin seduce Mrs. Branson, therefore starting an inapporopiate relationship, which leads the cunt to depression from being fired and drowning her babies for us. Swoosh!
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Awww man, I wanted to be the one to break the pregnancy news to you. So gross, I can't even begin to say. WHO IS HAVING SEX WITH HER? I would say that I hope the baby dies but that's not fair, the baby didn't do anything. But I do hope she beats it so it gets taken away by child services and she loses her job.
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Oh and yeah it does bother me that Transformers and the Grindhouse movies are coming out in like mid- October. Did the corporate big bosses forget ALL ABOUT CHRISTMAS???
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I was watching Quackbusters today and it reminded me of how jealous you would be. Also this girl at my work, she is having an event on the 20th that she invited me too, it's at the Rock n' Roll Hotel!! It's like a bunch of local designers who are selling clothes for cheap! Annnd Tokyo Police Club is going to be there! If my calculations are right you should till be here right? Oh yeah and we need to go to the zoo, and by "go to the zoo," I mean GO to the zoo. I think I would rather have downs syndrome with glasses, because at least I wouldn't know there was something wrong with me AND I would be famous and be on an AMC worker's manual. Would you rather have a giant cube head or a cone head?
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I would definitely rather be a nun. I'm sure snausages can't be that bad. Well, Colleen told me that they found a brain in a bag outside an apartment in Richmond. It wasn't from a medical center or anything, just a brain in a bag. Oh yeah and Planet Terror comes out the same day as Transformers! Would you rather be a sidekick to Duck Dodgers or Jazz?
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ANNE MARIE I AM SO PROUD OF YOUU!!!!!! OH MY GOSH HOLY CRAP I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!! I honestly don't know what to say, I wanted Qatar for you so bad. You deserve this more than anyone!! Now you can add "like totally worldly and cultured" to your bitter art kid resume. CONGRATS AGAIN. SENDING YOU A BIIIIIGGGG HUG because i know how much you pine for my BIIIIGGG HUGGSSS. :D
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Qatar is so totally indie because only six people know where it is. But seriously congrats.
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I actually just found out my dad worked at a huge five story toy store, like the one in Home Alone. And that him and his friend would play with all the toys after closing, he was 19 too. Like how old you will be! Richmond sounds awesome though, I want to witness all these cool hipsters for myself, with their damn skinny jeans and knock around converse. Emile Hirsch is mine too by the way. Well, crispy M&Ms are gone forever, and I have come to terms with that. But if Count Chocula went away AGAIN, I would kill you and then myself. I would also kill your family, maybe not Tom. Would you rather give birth to a full grown hog or six, six foot snakes?
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I would have to say a frycook, because if Spongebob can do it, then god dammnit so can I. Also, you need to come home so we can finally enter into the pumpkin carving contest. I found this one where we can win these like $3,000 speakers, the only thing is the carving has to relate to "The World of Warcraft." But we can do it!! Would you rather have to murder Joseph Gordon-Levitt (whom by the way is mine) or the kid from Perfume? (Actually he's mine too...and the director)
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You are one step closer to being that weird ginger girl who hides Anne Rice books in her text books in class. Stick with horror graphic novels. I don't know if they put up all the theaters, but we can go to the World Gate one or possibly fairfax? Or even DC! I would want to be a knight so I can finally grow an epic beard and wouldn't have to deal with the filth of scurvy and crabs!! Would you rather be trapped inside Big Ben with Rattigan from The Great Mouse Detective forever, or Cube...forever?
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Hey! My mom went there...don't tell anyone though. She said there were a lot of these like mini ostrich/turkey birds there. And don't hang around public transportation spots or places that a tourist would go because you'll probably get bombed.
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Speak backwards, because then I would sound like I was speaking Russian or some crazy fucking language. Would you rather fart out of your mouth every time you speak (phhbbbt for hello) or would you rather spell out words in the air with your...fart gas? Also, I have the fucking Battle Royale BOOK! So I can let you look at it and jack off then praise me for being so cool as to own a book of that caliber.
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holy. motherfucking. shit. anne marie you need to get some sleep, preferably on a bed and not a cardboard box.
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Technically Hanson is nineties indie, since "MMM Bop" was released independently. BAM, knowledge.
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God that's hard. That's what she said. But um... I would have to say I'd rather have the Jackass stars never born, because I don't think I can live without the song You've Got the Touch. Would you rather see everything upside down or have no teeth? (and you can't get dentures)
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Um...toes for fingers woud be the absolute grossest thing ever. You wouldn't be able to grip anything, you would just be like touching and slurping everything. At least the thumb and pinky would mean I would always be hanging ten. Would you rather cry fecal matter or urinate solids.
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Would you rather have something in your eye that you can never rub out, or an itch in your nose that can never be relieved?
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John Vanderslice is going to be at The Hotel in DC next Saturday. And I'll go, by myself, just to spite you.
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OSCAR WORTHY. i will be submitting that to the academy for best short... with my name all over it of course.
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It's all relative, man. But right now I'm watching the bizarro secret episodes of Seinfeld where Elaine is dead and there is a lot of stand up between scenes. It reminded me of sophomore gym class where to take a phrase from Colleen, we were "those kids." IMMORTALITY! TAKE IT, IT'S YOURS!
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Yeaaah I heard about the Descent sequel, not a big fan of the 2 though. That only worked for Se7en. Dude though seriously, let's just make our own horror movie since everyone out right now sucks. You start making 6 feet tall clay structures of trees and ghosts. I'll collect small children, tar, and Rob Zombie. I have an idea...
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Bruce Campbell can kill you with his ruggedness. Also, these are the movie for the UK Horrorfest: Blood, Boobs, and Beast (no need to explain) Portal, guys in a town and TIME DOESN'T EXIST! Summer School, your biography about how you slip in and out of consciousness and each nocturnal emission represents a different horror genre archetype. And lastly, Plane Dead, Flight of the Living Dead, viral zombies stuck in the air. HI HO JOLLY ENGLAND!
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Let's not kid ourselves, Anne Marie... 'fate' has absolutely NOTHING to do with the fact that you are a douchebag.
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October 19th. The day our lives change when we go to see 30 DAYS OF FUCKING NIGHT!! I tried looking for the movies, but all I found was this weird trailer with some fifty foot chick in heels and blood. I thought George A Romero's, Diary of the Dead was going to be on of the movies but I guess not. It's the one about those kids who are making a horror movie, then it turns into a REAL horror movie. Also, Spinner gets AIDS.
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Wow. So I officially hate you for using the template I picked out a few days ago (but in a different color). ASS HOLE. Oh well ya snooze, ya looze. LLOLOLOLRFOL
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What the hell you do man?
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Dude. I think they are really doing the all-access passes this year. PLUS, we get goodies!! Like stickers, a sculpture of some hot Horrorfest chick winner, and we get to go to the fucking OFFICIAL Horrorfest party. This is finally our chance to talk to Beard and Hot Friend. Clear class schedule from November 9th- 18th. You can say practice the Bahai faith, they get a week holiday in November. YOU HAVE TO COME HOME FOR THIS OR I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU!
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I read your Cannibal Holocaust trivia right before dinner aaaaaand I threw up, thanks. Ya jerk!
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Dude, you do know that at your beach they found like hundreds of dead babies in this one chick's house right?....I bet it was your house.
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haha, oh well. it happens to the best of us. ebb and flow, right?? what goes up must come down, right? RIGHT?
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dude. FALSE. the continents do NOT all start and end with the same letters!! what about North America and South America?? yaduhh!!!!
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Fucking Hollywood is remaking Scanners, Cannibal Ferox, Cannibal Holocaust, and my precious EVIL DEAD! How could they??
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I don't want Creepshow now, after she was raped by your sicko eyes. She's a filthy whore, no one will want her now thanks to you.
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Excuse you jerk. I believe that movie about the goo is called Creepshow. And I totally discovered it first, you probably watched it on like UPN or something. MINE.
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I took laxatives today too and had to go home at 9 because my intestines were coming out of me, hah!
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Dude where do you find all this shit on You Tube? SIDE NOTE: that Joshua kid was on Wondershowzen and he's soooo funny. He probably won't be funny in Joshua, but you know, for your information. Oh god I hate myself. And it was YOU who got me sick, you cunt bitch! OKAY BYE LOVE YOU.
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Dude! Have you seen the trailer for 30 days of night?? We need to go to the nearest comic book store and buy in bulk. I'm sure they will have anime there for you.
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Irina Lazareanu, raddest girl alive.
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mystery hugger... how odd
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I admittedly was watching Robocop 3. On UPN/CW/MY 20. On a Firday night.
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praiiise you like i should. haha thanks for that
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THEY KILLED THEMSELVES FOR LOVE. step off, awo- that was MY story... and true that to the mercutio realization.
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i'll be on the lookout for witch tendrils
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the wrath of khan...lol foreallz
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hahahahaha carly would say that. i love you and you're mom
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FALSE. I read it just now, thankyouverymuch. CALL MEH BABYY.
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Oh my god, Anne Marie, Misshapes?! YOU SOLD OUT, MAN. AND YOU'VE NEVER EVEN BEEN THERE.
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AND YOU THOUGHT I WOULDN'T NOTICE. I'm shocked and appalled by the sudden, silent death of your facebook account. Shame on you Anne Marie. Shame on you.
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omg- i dunno where you got that shit man, but thanks for sharin- shit man, shit, now i can go to sleep
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ADVENTURE TIME!! awo, you make me melt. i seriously lol-ed alot while watching that.
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Guuuuuurl I miss you let's haaaaaaang someday meaning tomorrow definitely.
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geez man, that scary mary freaked me out!
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ROSIE O'DONNELL WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME
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i keep my comic interest a secret, only a priveleged few know. haha
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Anne Marie, if I had my own newspaper I'd have one of your articles/drawings on every page. I sweat your nuts hxc.
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30 days of night is a great comic book, good choice
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poor poor unfortunate SAT story.
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JOSH + ANNE MARIE = NOVA PROFESSORS IN TWENTY YEARS. THAT TEAM TEACH. You've made my sick day much more enjoyable.
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here's to not getting into college indeed
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HELLO, RAVEN?
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i dont really understand the giraffe comic. explain it to me tomorrow in branson
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Sweet ass.
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Baby you, me, and V have English together! LET'S SIT NEXT TO EACH OTHER, YEAH YEAH YEAH!
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Anne Marie I miss you why can't you do farts and crafts at home I could help. I almost met the treasurer of the United States tonight but then I couldn't but other than that you haven't missed much nevermind the fact that Demas is playing two Warped dates but I mean that's fairly old news. [Wow, run on sentences much?] PS I don't think Carly has been going to work 'cause every time I've stopped by Coldstone [twice] she hasn't been there I think she's pulling a fast one. PSS STAY ALIVE I decided I don't want Carly anymore.
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HAHAHAHA thats so raymond is comic genius!
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Awww... BITCH! BITCH! BITCH! BITCH! BITCH! BITCH! BITCH! BITCH! BITCH! BITCH! BITCH! BITCH! BITCH! BITCH! BITCH! BITCH! BITCH! BITCH! BITCH! BITCH! BITCH! BITCH! BITCH! PS: Yesterday I saw you walking to the library[?] I miss you, baby.
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HOLY SHIT koreans certainly ARE bonered out over soccer
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I'm thinking "amen", and I'm also thinking, "kill the n
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Where's the Korean guy?
As in, where's the guy on that one team that dominated Togo and is in the top rank of their bracket?
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What is the name of that glorious creature?
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You wrote it in eighth grade, Anne Marie! EIGHTH GRADE!!
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Okay, fine, jeez... I heard you the first time. I miss you too, butterlips.
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WHO IS VING RHAMES? WHO IS MIKE JONES?
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yeah.i like what i see. enjoyed your words
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What is RISD? What is a bike?
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"Intensify" is my favorite song by !!! Good job, nig.
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can i be trapezoidal instead?
parallelogram'd maybe?
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I was just dumped also!
ain't it a peach?
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its been indie since before being indie was cool (dont you hate when that happens?)(oh ya, you do. sorry, i forgot that you just did an entry aboot it).
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YOU LIAR!! YOU BIG PHONY!! OR PHONIE. OR PHONEY. WHATEVER. Hey, baby, are you home yet? Come home soon.
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PS: WHEN HE SAYS JEANS, THERE'S NO SECOND MEANING! IT'S NOT THAT HARD QUIT BITCHING.
...If that's what you're talking about, anyway...
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Oh, and POST SCRIPT: Varian, dude, come on. We are all perfectly capable of seeing how many entries Anne Marie has made. Seriously, it is so inappropriate and olfactorily, gustatorily, tactually, visually, and auditorily offensive. Cut it out. You're bugging the world.
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What the fuck am I supposed to say to that? I could say something that would warrant a response from you that would ultimately enhance my knowledge of the reason for you writing that, or I could do what I normally do, which is to say something offensive to all of your senses.
Yeah.
SO WHY DON'T YOU LICK YOUR NEIGHBOR'S CRUSTY VAGINA, THE ONE THAT (DURING HER TEENAGE YEARS) GOT SO MUCH ACTION IT FUSED WITH THE ASSHOLE SO EVERY 28 DAYS IT'S A FUCKING BLOODY SHIT FIESTA! AND NOW YOU'RE GONNA FUCKIN' ENJOY THAT SHIT WITH YOUR MOUTH. YOU'RE GONNA ENJOY THAT BLOODY FUCKING SHIT WITH YOUR MOUTH. AND THEN, WHY DON'T YOU FIND SOME INNOCENT FUCKING INDONESIAN CHILD, AND HAVE HIM BITE INTO YOUR RECTUM WITH HIS DEFORMED MOUTH WHILE SHIT AND PUSS EXPLODES FROM YOUR GAPING ANAL CAVITY? AND THEN, WHY DON'T YOU CUT THAT LITTLE BOY'S HEAD OFF, AND AS THE SPINAL FLUID DRIPS FROM HIS SEVERED VERTEBRAE, AND MIXES WITH YOUR BLOODY, SHITTY, MASSACRED ASSJUICE, BOTTLE IT AND THEN HEAT IT SO IT BOILS, DRINK IT, THROW IT UP, INGEST IT AGAIN, SHIT IT OUT, MIX IT WITH THE BOY'S SHREDDED INTESTINES, AND DRINK IT AGAIN? AND WHILE YOU'RE AT IT, WHY DON'T YOU GO TOUCH YOURSELF, YOU BLOODSHITSPINALFLUIDASSJUICE DRINK INGESTOR!
...Oh God, where had I been led astray?
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yay!!!! :) Anne Marie is the best.
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Hey you've just reached 365 entries!!
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Hey you've just reached 365 entries!!
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Just... shhhh. Be quiet. SHUT UP. SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT THE FUCK UP, babycakes.
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EWO'S CAR CAUGHT FIRE?
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awww... gummy bears. thats real cute anne marie
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blast. i wish i had some steak right now. MAKE IT FOR ME, WOM'N!
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NIGGA. NIGGA. I HAVE WEIRD BODY HAIR. And I burnt the rice. I'm telling you this so you'll comfort me.
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HA HA HAAAAAA
we've been waiting for you!
Right Golden Goblin?
HA HA HAAAAAA
happy halloween
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dEAR aNNE mARIE, congratulations on 350 entries. This is quite an accomplishment. Love always, The Blurr
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Note to anne marie: I apologize - me
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Note to self:
tell Anne Marie that i dislike the new template
-Me
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My Crohns was the only thing that kept me entertained today. Otherwise I would've slept the whole day away. I hate Sundays.
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oh man, I love myspace.
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Whoa whoa. That's not fair. How could anyone possibly think you're solely responsible for high ticket prices? What bastards.
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hey- um. I'M ALIVE!!!! AND I KNOW ALOT ABOUT PAYPULL
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ANNE MARIE GO TO SCHOOL. And I hate Myspace, and I hate myself for starting one.
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Haha, whoops, I left a note under my practice-making-templates username. WHOOOPS. But still BOOO! GET A NEW TEMPLATE!!
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BOO! GET A NEW TEMPLATE, BOO! BOOOOO!
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I hate tall AzN. P.S. Bambi says thank you for saying that he did well.
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I was going to laugh at the door thing, but then I remembered that I have done that before...
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I'm not being a smartass or poopy - I just found this: When a ship was listless, she was sitting still and upright in the water, with no wind to make her lean over (list) and drive ahead. It's the same way with us: when we are listless, our "get up and go" has "got up and went."
We might use the word "pooped" to mean the same thing, but its seagoing origin is quite different. The rearmost, highest deck of a sailing ship was called the poop deck, from the Latin word "puppis." If a ship were unlucky enough to be overtaken by a massive, breaking sea which drenched her from astern, she was said to have been "pooped." When you think about it, the sea and shore uses of the word aren't that different: in both cases, you're washed out.
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Yes. Yes. Random diary discovery, then reading your old entries. Good things for a Saturday afternoon while hiding from the Evil Esquimaux.
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GOD DAMN YOU ANNE MARIE! I seriously just spent like 2 hours reading all your old diary entries. The worst part was that I couldn't stop. LOVE ALWAYS! VurrBlurr
ps. thanks for coming to madison :)
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307-7= 300
actually now it's 8, which makes it 299.
Watch out Anne Marie, I'm catching up to you.
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yeah- i meant to click c-ry's
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AWo!!!! I'm sorry I've been gone like the whole 3 weeks of summer. Lets have another get2gether soon. (I meant to put that 2 in there). BFF4E4E4E4E4E :) (: FATTY
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1. Yes, Trini, she's dead. So dead.
2. I've been at home, where have YOU been all summer?
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I'll bring the cheese dip.
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poolagirl : |
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You are IT! I laughed until I ruptured something important! You are now on my faves list.
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Gingerbread might be quick, but Doughboy is fucking monstrous. You've seen Dean take down Wied and David. Quickness will never keep you from getting crushed. Doughboy all the way.
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lahoo : |
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doughboy...
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You're awesome, you know that?
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I'll take your word for it and not watch The Notebook. Bleh. Besides, the casting already bugs me. I can't believe that pencil-necked, skinny kind of guy is supposed to be a young James Garner. Have you seen that guy when he was young? Way hotter. I'd be more likely to watch a geriatric romance between him and Gena Rowlands. They can, at least, act. From what i see in the commercials, those two whippersnappers look damn sucky. *sigh* They just don't make 'em like Random Harvest nowadays (yeah- like 1939 was my day).
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sweet jesus, there are no bounds to my love of kashi.
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while i respectfully respect your love of cereal, i must say that toast is where it's at, respectfully.
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I read your entry about the teen vogue article.. The one where they were saying what was, " out. " I totally agree. Panchos are.. just.. ;alkjg;alsgkjasdgasjldgkj.
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We should have gotten those sombreros. Just tink-- when you weren't wearing yours, you could have put it on the wig/hat green head thing!
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dude. you're a total perv. you're going to jail. but you're under 18, which means you'll go to juvey which means there will be plenty of 9 year old ass waiting for you. hot.
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Heh, just kidding it is on Disney....
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was it phil from the future (or whatever)? that kid is way hot.
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Okay, fuh-reak. Nice try. Numbah one: The show is on Nickelodeon. Numbah dos: What makes it even creepier is that I'm almost positive that those two boys are the very same bathing buddies of Bob Saget. Numbah last: You sick freak.
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i lurv your writings. they humor me in ways i cannot explain.
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You crack me up.
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cowgirldan : |
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are you giving up cheerios for lent?
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it's also a way for them to say she's a 'real mattress owner' when she isn't, without actually lying. 'Actor' means "we're paying her to say this."
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Hey, I came across your diary and I love it. I read a few entries, including the one on the Pete and Pete theme song being about a girl that gets killed. That made me kind of sad for a minute, but then I found it online and have been listening to it over and over and now I'm happy.
I'm adding you to my favorites, but on my other diary (tremendous). I would with this, but I don't have favorites for this diary. Yet. Things could change.
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my parents are landlords and people are always calling because they want to rent one of their houses and one day when i assumed my friend was going to call me right back i answered the phone with a resounding "GO BACK TO ZE OLD COUNTRY, DOUCHEBAGALA!" ......."um...i need to look at your 3 bedroom 2 bathroom?" "OKAY, I'LL BE RIGHT OVER. YOU BRING ZE MEATBALLS" (click)
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Its Cheyenne. Cheyenne, Wyoming. *poke poke*
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You are awesome. Please keep existing.
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extremesock : |
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Seriously. I love you. (The Answering Machine Policy is a marvelous idea. Minimal interactions with both people and technology at the same time is always recommended.)
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Stealth Poo is the scariest form of poo. Its prolly the poo you don't WANT to find either....as stealth poo and nasty-nasty poo go hand in hand.
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surely you jest.....
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Its Jamie. (Kittyleopard). New diary. Go. Tell your friends.
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"*Warning: The below is probably a grossly misinformed rant about dumb stupid politics so if you want to skip it, feel free*" LOL. oh man i love you long time. Okay so how about for the last month everyday during lunch. Freshmen Lunch, I might add, these two super goths [ transexual boy and juggalo girl]would stand on the their table at least once and yell VOTE FOR BUSH!! first off, STFU 98% OF THE LUNCH ARE 14 YEAR OLDS. second off, STFU, BUSH THINKS YOU'RE A BIG FRENCH FAGGOT FOR WEARING EYELINER AND SPICE GIRL SHOES and lastly, SO DOES THE REST OF THE WORLD. p.s. girl, you put the UGGS in juggalo, i'm glad you found a stupid french faggot to look stupid with because i think it enriches the story when i make fun of you on the internet. Alright, I swear I'm not a TOTAL asshole, remember how I love you long time? true story
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happy er, very late birthday. i am slow and forgot to not you. i called a little girl a dyke the other day, but she totally deserved it because she said my gucci purse was last season and i KNOW it is fall line 2004. what the flip does she know anyway?
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Very true. Hear, hear!
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HAPPY LATE BIRTHDAY HOTTFACE. p.s. after i heard...it was on the mailbox....it was in the livingroom...i totally thought i was going to hear turns out THERE WAS NO LITTLE GIRL, EXCEPT FOR THE ONE WHO DIED 20 YEARS AGO WHEN SHE WENT HOME AND ATE HALLOWEEN CANDY TO DEATH BECAUSE SHE NEEDED FOOD AS A FRIEND BECAUSE SOME JUNKIE CALLED HER A DYKE EARLIER THAT NIGHT. mmmmmmmhmmmmmmm DOG FORCED ME TO WRITE YOU SUCH A STUPID NOTE!! aaaaaaaand he called me a Dyke. I'm going to choke on some candy corn now.
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Wow, I seriously can't believe you're so young. You seem soooo old. I don't know any 16 year olds that are a fraction as cool as you, man. Like whoa. Happy b-day.
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FINALLY, I'm getting the recognition I deserve as a poet. I'm just so fantastic, a God among men, if you will. Anyway, happy birthday black girl.
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HEY ALL YOU READERS! TODAY, YES, TODAY, ANNE MARIE TURNED SIXTEEN YEARS OLD! WOOHOO!
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AM, just tell her already. In fact, tell her it was my idea. She loves me too much to be upset about it.
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...Call you....*grabs shoe* Hello, hello? Operator?? I would like a large pepporoni...with no pepporoni...and sausage! Oooer...and yeah, dying kenyan kiddies, fire...and something about worms.
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The Great Mouse Detective is a damn scary movie! Nothing to be ashamed of. That bat is freakin' creepy....
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You can be my friend; you don't have to settle. *gives you a cookie*
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I wouldn't worry what the critics say. Go by your box office results. Check your hit counter. As long as you keep them coming back, you know you're okay. They can melt you all they want. You get read. We must remember these things in the face of bad eberts.
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Weiner Schnitzel...that reminds me (shouldn't every sentence start that way?): Today in the cafeteria, we had Oktoberfest and they served us these really gross German foods that made me want to VOMIT and they played old German folk music in the background. I'm SO LUCKY THAT THE LUNCH LADIES HERE ARE AWESOME.
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I don't think those people read all the entries. They only referenced things from my last two. But, even so, this girl ain't apologizing for being this girl. I writes like I thinks.
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Hi. I found your diary today and i just thought it was the bestest thing. it made me laugh. You rock my socks. go you. ((i also added youto my faves...so yeah))
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To onewetleg:
Did you know that King Edward VI died due to syphilis? Just thought that was interesting....
By the way, RatherBored, i love your diary. It rocked my socks off, and it still does. Go you.
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dreamwalking : |
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You're very amusing. I like it. I'd like to happily tell you that you made my day better.
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cowgirldan : |
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girl, you think you're surprised? i've been disoriented for a week now.
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cheerio2174 : |
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Ooooo I love you!! :)
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kittyleopard : |
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Thats so random, I'm absolutely love it.
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iced milk reviews doesnt know what they are talking about. i like your diary. don't go out with dooki. she has syphillis so don't share eyeliner with her either. love,
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HAH!
Well said...emo/punk kids are hillarios.
=D
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whodied : |
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I love you, (wo)man.
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apeygirl : |
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I just *heart* you. I truly do.
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Ohh, Tom... *shakes head*
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gizzhead : |
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We have to write an essay for Town Like Alice?! WHAT THE FUCK.
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I HAD A GUN! HEHE LOOK: iAMaPOTTERhead: be like "I WILL LOCK MY DAIRY AND SHOOT EVERY ENTRY IN THE FACE IF YOU ALL DON'T TELL JESUSHOMEBOY THAT SHE IS GOD, BETTER THAN ATHENA.
ifailedhomeec: haahaha
iAMaPOTTERhead: and then be like "GO TO BIZMCNULTY AND YOU WILL LOVE HER"
iAMaPOTTERhead: "ALONG WITH GIZZHEAD"
iAMaPOTTERhead: "AND CROSSEDWIRES"
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i don't know why, but i felt dirty after reading that. there's just something about braces and older men...
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OMG you are so hilarious! Lying in fits of laughter on the floor right now - thanx for the entertainment.
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dooki : |
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I like you. Do you wanna go with me? I heart you big time. We have the same template, but mine is brown, like the poo in my face. Are you all turned on now? You are? That's kind of weird.
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Subtle as a sack of broken glass. Soft as a blanketed anvil. I think it's really great...honest...I mean it.
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Just so that you know, I would be absolutely happy if you updated every sixteen minutes between 2:30 and 9:00 pm CST Monday-Friday. See, I hate my job but I love your diary. Thanks for wanting to kill the 13 yr old girls as those are a large part of why i hate my job. Thank you, you are SO SO fabulous!
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Hey, guess what. I've actually KNOWN Anne Marie and practically lived with her for nearly sixteen years now. HAH. And you all thought your lives have been worthwhile. Not a chance, sucka.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. OMG. ANNE MARIE. You have never been more right about anything. This entry is my very favorite ever.
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Anne Marie, my good friend.... Oobie... what a great show.
"you burn" "you poison parents burn house down"
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did you get my new password when i IM'd you the other day? if not, can i have your email address please, dear lady? oh yeah, and the entry about children's TV...SO EFFING TRUE (i babysit a six year old everyday).
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You are my hero. And like my doctor, you keep me in stitches!
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earthchild44 : |
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Dude, you Rock. You're too funny!
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yeahiguess : |
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I love your diary. It's funny as hell.
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cowgirldan : |
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OMG i love you.
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oh how you've made me chuckle. thank you.
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have you seen the movie "talk to her." it a spanish film. anyway, i thought of it when you mentioned being devoured by a giant vagina. it's a decent movie. you should see it, if you haven't yet...
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Bwahaha...you rock. You should really send that to your algebra teacher.
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I read your post about David Hasslehoff making a rap album and practically wet myself I was so excited. Wanting to learn more on the subject...i did some research...and found this:
"p.s. Contrary to recent reports, I am NOT making a rap album. I don't know how these stories get started!"
Damn you David! Why must you toy with our emotions so?
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"David Hasslehoff ain't gon' be called that anymo' -- He gon' be Da Hoff! Da Hoff! I mean, you feelin'? Da Hoff! He gon' be Da Hoff!" -Ice-T.
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hahahaha!! that's great! thank you so much for making me laugh today! i really needed that!
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burningsweet : |
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i thought the puerto ricans were made of candy, and the chinese flew. man, i've seen and repeated that way too many times...
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lahoo : |
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i always knew the crest whitestrips chick was gay, i told my BFF so. I mean, she's so insistant it isnt a guy and all...but I love the proportions you blow things to, yo, you be cool in muh book home girl.
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i was so going to ask the same question about your menopausing grandma just now. what more proof do you need of our olsen twindom?!? also, i second her plea for silence and would like to emphasize that i'm so the hotter twin (that's why i let her put her name ahead of mine). sincerely, ashl...i mean, me.
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YOUR MENOPAUSING GRANDMA IS SEXED, DRUNK AND DRUGGED UP?!?!?!?!?! That is so hot. (And yes, I am MK, and burningsweet is Ashley. This is our only form of anonymous entertainment. Don't tell.)
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jezimo : |
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best. hilariousness. ever. UPDATE MORE! you fool. mwahahaha.... *random psychotic evil laugh for no apparent reason* yes...
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burningsweet : |
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psst...cowgirldan is mary kate olsen.
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queendara : |
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Wow. You rock. Your entries are like espresso...they're smaller but definitely stronger..i dont have to scroll through ages of useless crap to be amused. keep it up!
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i almost went and saw Mary-Kate and Ashley's movie tonight BY MYSELF. Then, I was like...I think it would make me cooler if I stayed at home feeling sorry for myself.
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::AWESOM-O robot voice:: LAME!
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burningsweet : |
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so, um, why are you passing up a stephen lynch concert?!
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cowgirldan : |
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modest mouse is my baby's daddy...soooo, say hello to mommy?
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Laziness is the bane of my existence. I sat for four hours in front of an open French book today and when I went to take the exam, guess how much actual studying I had done. Yeah, NONE. If you didn't do homework in high school, don't kid yourself. College doesn't change that. P.S. I'm sad about your dog. That's the suck.
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ha ha...your first transvestite. Honey, everybody's first time is a painful experience, just don't look directly in their eyes, it only encourages them. Bwah!
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Your entry made me laugh. Go generation gap!
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what-a-card : |
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Pssh Anne Marie on Prozac? HAH! Good one.
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way to update the exact same time as me....&anne marie you've forgotten one thing...I AM JESUS. ONLY WAY CUTER! Don't they teach you anything in CAtholic School? DO A MUSICAL ENTRY AGAIN!!!!!!!1
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are you really on prozac?
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plus starflyer 59 and fighting jacks--then theres pulp fiction and donnie darko. wow the greatness of your taste in.. life.. just never ends, does it?
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xgoingd0wnx : |
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oh but child, i DID go through your cds
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damn, you kick serious ass as far as serious ass kicking goes without being literal. ah hem, well anyway, monday in london and pedro the lion.. represennnt! -annnnd my whiteness comes out- i came across your diary today and i just wanted to have sex with it. ok.. maybe i havent reached that level of deprived loser yet. but it was good stuff, like a breath of fresh air. im adding you to my favorites and im a dork so consider that an honor.. seeing as how dorks look at things on diaryland from a whole different, higher perspective.
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Aww... I scared all your note-leavers away! :'(
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HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT FRANCOISE (or however I spelled it) WAS A GIRL'S NAME?! And why did you save our conversation from.. Like a month ago? Freak.
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Yeah...my personal opinion..and if you want more of these just ask, I'm always willing to push my opinions onto other people..but right, my personal opinion is that you should update WAY more often. Maybe like hourly intervals? If it involved money and sexual favors, could we work something out? OH EM GEE, I so just crossed the line!!!! *Ahem*...
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gizzhead : |
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Ten dollars to anyone who sees a grammatical error with that last note.
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Haha, MOC, wow that was a long time ago. Back in the day when you were actually nice to me. (Kidding. Kind of.)
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what-a-card : |
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You fool! That's no haiku! YOU ARE A FAILURE.
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cowgirldan : |
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Skeeriously, I would love it if you wrote stuff like that about 10 times a day. You never fail to crack me up.
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darkoverlord : |
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So I'm given an assignment, see? Because I keep complaining about being bored (maybe like you?) I'm told to plug Dark Overlord to random people. You have an interesting screen name, thus, here I am. Check us out at DOL, we're super cool AND have awesome adventures. Plus, you like awesome things like Hot Wet American Summer.
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i really like this place.. new look i see .. i see... its still great.. and yeah the future leadesr of tomorrow are going nowhere..update more.
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I told Lauren you say hi.
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Once, I was in a diner with my crazy model friend. I was explaining to her the joys of hanging with gay men. That would have been okay. Then I went on to explain about how gay men love me (seriously though, they kind of do). My grand finish was "I'm a gay man magnet!" At that point, the two gay men in the next booth turned around and were all, "I ain't drawn to you, Honey." I sputtered for a few minutes, then went silent. Honestly, though. It wasn't like I said ALL gay men love me. Just every gay male (meaning every male) I went to college with. Cut me some slack, Random Gay Man.
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Oh that Kelly.. imagine what she'd be like if she was dong smack.
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kittyleopard : |
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Thats deep. Its deep like..shit. Yeahhh..karma.
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And a reason for... (are we talking about parents' parties?) ...first graders to rape Anne Marie.
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cowgirldan : |
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That entry was almost as amazing as....nope, it was that amazing. Lesbians are crazy.
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and also, a reason for them to get drunk, put on their childrens clothing and prance around going 'remember how we were when we was that age?' and then denying it all in the morning when they have blinding headaches and hang overs!
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best.entry.about.orthodontists....EVER!! i love this diary. thats why its one of my favourites
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killingyou : |
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i like you!
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kittyleopard : |
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Kick ass diary yo. Karma!! (BTW:Did you win the fight against the paycheck poster??)
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kittyleopard : |
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Kick ass diary yo. Karma!! (BTW:Did you win the fight against the paycheck poster??)
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You... hate... my sweater? *tear*
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gizzhead : |
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Awwww.. Anne Marie! I meant that in the best way possible, trust me.
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Not to mention, you're a fuckass.
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Wow, you are THE worst writer of all time.
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I HATE YOU.
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ur fucking hillarious. really brilliant. stay you. just stay you. and don't read my diary. i don't want to impart onto you any of my naughty, misguided behaviors. cheers, inb
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It's Stef. And yeah, I think so. That stupid bee-yotch. I'm kicking her cyber ass the next time she gets online, although, she hasn't been on in a while. But don't fret. I WILL FIND HER. MUAHAHAHA!!!! Ohhh, that was sorta creepy!
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fakingcool : |
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<3...You struck a chord in my rock n' roll heart. La La La. Pointless Notes are the new Ego Boosting Notes. Yep.
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Ch-Ch-Ch-Chinga!
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apeygirl : |
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Can I forgive someone for liking the Parent Trap remake better than the original? No! You. Are. Dead. To. Me..... Okay, you're not. I just like saying that. Or typing that. Or doing both at once.
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what-a-card : |
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Yo, Ratherbored, can I chill at yo' crib for a while? colleen is... at it again. You know... updating sprees. I need... I need your help.
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wow ppl leave you super long notes...i just wanted to say hi, and that i think youre funny. You put a smile on my face...(thats a good thing)...ok...buh bye...
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Just read your note. You know what I find hilarious about Noggin programming? Degrassi is a JR high show and is chock full of skankitude. Yet Radio Free Roscoe is a high school show and sex is hardly mentioned. Does that seem off to you? I just don't get it. Is the media trying to tell us that people now hit their sexual peak at 13 and it's all downhill from there? By high school, people settle down and have kids, I guess, or just become celibate. Roman Polanski should watch Degrassi. He'd love it (and by love I mean he'd... do something that makes me feel pukey). That's it. I should stop watching anything on Noggin except Daria. Everything else is just too much fun for men like Roman Polanski (and by that I mean kiddie porn). Oooooh! Do you get annoyed by that girl with the frizz hair and braces that whines that poem about her parents? That one that sobs "they think they know me. They want to control me." How hard do I want to smack her? She's whinier than Preteen April. And that's saying a lot. Whining makes me violent (from anyone but me). Carp. This note was long. Am I getting drunk without my knowledge again?
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aaaa! I love your diary. Usually, unless I know them, people's diaries are kind of boring. but your diary. wow. so funny. your writing reminds me of this semi friend i have. Maybe you know each other. that wouldn't surprise me. anyhow, you are hilarious. just don't read my diary, i never update and it's just no fun, in comparison, you know.
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WaffleHouseBlues: ratherbored added me to her favorites
WaffleHouseBlues: i feel so special and warm and fuzzy on the inside
suburban mayhem: she's awesome
WaffleHouseBlues: all i know is that she hearts michael ian black like me
suburban mayhem: she will make you laugh like whoa
suburban mayhem: hold on let me find something
WaffleHouseBlues: okay
suburban mayhem: ::insert link to the happy days epic::
suburban mayhem: she added me first...and when I checked her diary this was the first thing I read and I was like 'ah how could this girl NOT be on my profile!'
WaffleHouseBlues: this is too good
suburban mayhem: yeah it is
WaffleHouseBlues: MR: It’s ok Marian! Richie you little faggot what did I tell you about using that name???
RICHIE: Gee dad im sorr-
MR: DON’T FUCKING TELL ME YOUR SORRY YOU LITTLE PUSSY. YOU MADE YOUR MOTHER FUCKING CRY YOU ASSHOLE!
suburban mayhem: hahaha it's classic
WaffleHouseBlues: hahaha
WaffleHouseBlues: i love this
WaffleHouseBlues: she's so going in my favorites .........Irving and me love you. your diary is fakingcool and cowgirldan approved!
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Ey, Bratz got attitude Barbies don't, fo sho. Not like I'll be owning one anytime soon.
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Ohh, Sixth-Grade Anne Marie...What were you thinking?
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You are awesome. I'm adding you :)
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fakingcool : |
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biologist are perverts. it's wonderful.
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Oh yeah, and I read some of your entries and they are exquisitely funny. You're so lucky to have access to H&M. I'm from Arkansas, so that's not really an option for me...as are a lot of things.
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Rather than being ANGRY AT YOU for loving Michael Ian Black too...I'm just glad that someone out there realizes his amazingness as well. I saw Stella (his comedy show) last Saturday and he tripped and fell and lay on the floor right next to my aisle seat. I had an intense moment, mi amiga.
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in fact yes it was a dickies purse in question
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dude, you rock. You are so much fucking cooler than my own 15 year old irish-catholic sister.
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Was it a Dickies purse?
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My twin!? How exciting!
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Fuck you. You're not funny at all. Hole moly you're the worst. I'm going to lick you again, that's how bad you are. *Anne Marie runs away*
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You are awesome. I had this big lame-o story about my copy of Tommy Boy but I re-read that mess and was like 'DELETE DELETE DELETE!!!' So say hello to your stupid SHORT note which totally beats the stupid LONG note I was gonna leave...hoorah
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Holy Mother Frickin' Moly you have no idea how much I love you. I totally wish you were my friend and would write me musicals like that. It just rocked harder than my mom. And contrary to popular belief my mom is NOT a loser and rocks very hard, so score for you. Grape cold medicine kind of taste like ice pops only room temperature and mixed with vomit-worthy substances. It's starting to get quite appetizing. Huh? I mean...Um...what the hell?
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Yayyyyyyyyy! You finally put HDEM on there! (Acronyms are just, the coolest.)
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yo girl, i don't see no kimbo yo, yo best not be trippin'.
Yeahh....um...kimbo? favorite diaries? i want to cry.
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You totally quoted "Romy and Michelle!" Do you even know how hard that rocks? Cause that is almost my favorite movie! Ever! I AM Janeane Garofalo in that! This I truly believe. Okay, I'm done.
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no no, MY algebra teacher's pants were slowly devouring her. when class ended they were at least up past where the ribcage starts.
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My algebra teacher can't spell either. Today she asked us how to spell acre, it was to say the least, pathetic.
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You make me laugh so hard. How can one person be so hilarious?
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holy crap...i havent checked this page in decades...woah..lots of notes
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HAHA! JOOST KEEDEENG!
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You're not allowed to forfeit.
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I lose. Whoever competed wins.
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Aw fuck man... this game blows. Just you wait... just you wait...
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...Thirty...Okay, I'll stop here for now...Sorry...for being...a loser...
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...Twenty-nine...
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...Twenty-eight...Yes, I AM this pathetic...
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...Twenty-seven...Yes, I AM this bored...
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...Twelve...Muahaha! David is at football, by the time he gets home -- um, it'll be later than...right now...
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...Eleven...
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That was six. This one is seven...
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A whole dollar?! HEY HEY! Hahaha Anne Marie, I'm sorry that Ribbon Girl embarassed you. If it makes you feel any better, I've been embarasssing myself every day. Anywho...Um, bye. *Runs away*
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r4whfiu4wf 4iut4iu gfnw4uigi4uwgiuw4nfv4 aiwthbiuw4gbiudjkrgbe4w ! If you can beat seven, I'll just put more. If you continue to beat me however, I might give you a dollar.
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ewfbuewifbuiwefbuiwefbuiwefbuiwebviELWBFgiulgbkreluveajk rgrhguervn uegurgira;rotgrv gbuiorgn ae;r gruieganergn!!!!!!!!!!
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Weak, weak. SIOFH(EBU!
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How's THAT for competition?
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...Five...
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...Two...
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Um...One...
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Man, three times in a row. Too easy. WHERE THE HELL IS THE COMPETIION?! I'LL TAKE YOU KIDS DOWN!
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HAHAHA! THREE TIMES MOTHA FUCKAS! I am like... the god of leaving notes in high quantities in short periods of time. I'm just that cool.
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HAHAHA! I'M THE ONLY PERSON WHO HAS SIGNED TWICE! MOTHA FUCKAS!!!!!!!!!!
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ahhhh im irish to and i take irish dance (clogging) and um i have red hair and freckels but itd dyed but i love red hair!
*~*Norah*~* p.s. my name is irish and my bro's name is Liam
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I definitely wish I could be in an 80's hair metal band. And then I definitely wish that I had hands with which to salute your fine writing abilities.
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Jesus (who is my homeboy) loves you!
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ANNE MARIE!! That last entry (Crocodile) was soooo fucking genius! It's the greatest thing you've ever written! Ah! If you ever want to start a cult, I'll be first in line, I promise.
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