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from for-you-only :
I give up, you guys are obviously not doing reviews anymore. Your link is being removed.
from for-you-only :
magic word: phoenix ---------- I've repeatedly requested a review, you've been linked for like a year. So I read the rules again and noticed that it said I might not be reviewed if I was too stupid. So am I too stupid?
from endthelies :
I'd like a review. I chose amalgamate for my magic word. I couldn't decide between amalgamate and foreskin, but in the end, I chose amalgamate. So now you have to review me. My diary is locked, but the un is reviewer, and the pw is review. This is a special secret password only for you, so don't tell anyone.
from f-i-n :
too funny
from timetrials78 :
up the date
from for-you-only :
I added you to my buddy list, now fly me too the tooppp!
from wickedcrazy :
You should let Jes review more often because you suck.
from nerimon :
Ahh you've got a DIFFERENT site for these!! Ooo-kay, well yes, can you review me here then? (don't take former stupidity into account *cheesegrin*)
from bethany9 :
didnt you review me at som epoint? where am i? did you erase me? die.
from asiwas :
Thanks so much... I'd completely forgotten this site existed. I appreciate the reminder though. Despite the score (or lack thereof) and my being mediocre, I loved the review. I'll plug your site and continue to laugh at your commentary.
from onewetleg :
good job, bohner. i forget how funny she is sometimes.
from bluemeany :
Forgot the fucking Magic Word ... it's: hyperbole. Because hyperbole is the best concept in the world.
from bluemeany :
Yo, g. I would like to be reviewed, because I am a low-self-esteem-having cynic who needs affirmation. Or something.
from momma-at-17 :
Can I get a review please?
from for-you-only :
I WANT A REVIEW. I LIKE TO BE STUPID. SO I'M USING ALL CAPS.... or not... Magic Word: BlubBlug. Link Location: Lost in the depth of the great big blue - I mean, it's on my review link page, sorry. he he he. (not surry) ~Pink
from magpiefaerie :
Oooh! Review me, review me! Magic Word: Now? Second choice MW: Soon? Thanks.
from nynaeve16 :
magic word: supercalifragilisticxpalidocious. review me please!
from wutevabitch :
review me please!!!! the magic wod is fukitol
from jesbohn :
gump: If you'd let me, I'd review one or two blogs. lemme know! -jessie
from absoluteme :
I would like to be reviewed. Kind of.
from lauralgood :
hehe. great entry...missed your words mightly...hugs. L
from rosedreaming :
Hey there sexylicious, I would like you to review my diary. My magic word is actually a magic phrase. Actually, only the first word is magic, the second word is dating the first words and so I had to invite her along too, even though I don't like her. So the magic word and its shitty date is, "Money Shot."
from mathero :
Thanks for the review. =)
from lilmaly013 :
I would appreciate it greatly if you would review my diary, and kaboom you did it! Kaboom always sounded like fun in the movies, hmm guess not. Thank you, Mallory
from fucktitles :
Well... Phoenetically it's pronounced Fuck-titles, but in the hood, my homies like to call it "Fuh-tie-duhls, beeyatch!" Which is a lie. I have no homies. Just my lawyer. (threatens to pull him out of the sock drawer)
from fucktitles :
I would like to request review. My magic word is headcheese. Where should I put a link to you at? I'm going to put one on my profile just to start with.... If you don't like it, you can take it out with my lawyer... (lifts his hand to reveal a Sock Puppet Jesus in a little three piece suit). "YOU'RE A SINNER!"
from penguincolor :
Wait, I'm an idiot. Scratch that last question.
from penguincolor :
soo, what does MW mean and why is mine "Spork"?
from vickithecute :
::sighs::....Okay, hit me. The magic word (phrase) is "Owl dung collector" (<==actual job description of someone I once spoke with)
from goingloopy :
...of course your review is wacked out. That's what you're famous for. :) I'm fine with it, because basically, I'm such a ho that if I'm in the hall of fame, you could say that every page involves fellating a farm animal and I wouldn't give a rat's ass. However, I feel I should clarify something. I hate my FIRST name. I won't change my LAST name if I get married, though, because it's a pain in the ass to do that. Oh, and the other thing...my top 10 everything change hourly. Jewel Quest has just been the game o' choice lately. Thanks for the review. ;)
from allicanbe :
hey whats up my magic word is lake titikaka. an actually place. google it.
from kristintracy :
sup. well, um, i read your most recent review and most recent diary entries, and i understand why people believe we'd get along. i think. i take it from your note, that you are both confused and maybe a little scared that people think we are similar? fear not. i am harmless. (opposite)
from allicanbe :
hey whats up. whenever you gots a spare minute wanna review my diary thing ? thanks.
from lauralgood :
I am impressed Gump. I thought the "Corky" bit was really funny. Good job. Very entertaining. Hugs.
from sarika :
i am also confused by: "Sarika is not only the founding member of this hall, she's also a member" member of what?! x
from lauralgood :
winks. i read it...yeah. i read it. hugs. smiles. god i am feeling better. um...i loved your last review a lot!
from sarika :
Adam Saaid:the world's a lot funnier in my head says: well, at least he made up a new letter in the process of reviewing our site the world's a lot funnier in my head says: so we must be bursting with creativity
from sarika :
right. I'm so confused. But fair. You reviewed. We;ll done. Adam is more confused i think. but yay i'm drunk. you took on the challenge, i'm not sure if i could make our poetric ramblings funny. x
from kizzykim :
Oh, sorry, I forgot. I added you to my buddy list and there's also a link up on the Extras page. Thanks!
from kizzykim :
I love reading your reviews. You are so cool. I'd love it if you gave me one, but I'd understand if you were busy. Here's a magic word for you: Slippery Nipple. :)
from spikea :
Who requested a review for me? I don’t really know. I stopped using that diary. I do have a new one though. But I stopped requesting after I got a review from insanity-reviews, and the reviewer gave me a really hard time and was telling me to kill myself and other horrible things. I’m not sure if I want a review. Maybe, check out my new diary, faded-dark.diaryland.com.
from mathero :
knock yourself out =)
from goingloopy :
If you feel up to it, please review my site. But not if you're in the middle of anything. Eating, masturbating, whatever. I'll even put you on my favorites...it's not like putting it on there means I have to like, read it, or anything. The magic word is "slobbery crotch".
from onewetleg :
is that what you have to do to get reviewed by the gump? in that case i withdraw too. please don't review me, i might cry if you do. jeeziz, i've only been waiting like eight months or something. fuck you gump! you broke my fucking heart. oops. sorry, im sorry. is this going to affect my score? oh, wait, i wont have a score because you wont review me. either you have decided im not worthy of reviewing or you're eating dinner. i hope there is a bug in your mashed potatoes. poo butt. love, jj
from lumin-ant :
haha, well thanks for the review; not what I expected at all. such a clever review, though, not like the other gay reviewers out there. thanks.
from lauralgood :
oh i am glad you still reviewed her...you really do a great job on that stuff. But why someone would want you to make fun of them..that is odd to me. Keep up the good work.
from retailharlot :
Hey. Don't review me either. Not that I ever requested one in the first place.
from waitin4summa :
Hey! REVIEW ME OR DIE!! well maybe not..jus tell me what u think ok?? Yea..so u can find ur link on my links pg..and my magic word is supercalifradulisticeckbealidoucious <--I can't spell..get over it!! ((o yea..and my diary is locked so please use [username: review password:me] to get in!!)) Thanx a bunch!
from mathero :
although, i must have requested a long ass time ago because my old diary name [Evie] is pending on your list.
from mathero :
I found your review site by visiting onewetleg.
from mathero :
I am requesting a review from you O Mighty Gump. Please take mercy on my soul. My magic word is Tender, much like my emotions and my breasts!
from lumin-ant :
I have to withdraw my request. I'm sorry, but I just like to read your reviews, because they're pretty hilarious. Also, I'm just having some problems right now. Sorry if this causes problems or anything. Keep up the awesome reviewing. (At least someone on Diaryland can do it right.)
from lauralgood :
i am crying i am laughing so fucking hard at that last review. god bless you man. god bless you....i hope you dont have to suffer too much...smiles. i loved it! L
from retailharlot :
GOD that last review looked painful. I honestly think that if one of the god-people asked me to review... Well, let's be honest, I have a pending pile the size of our president's ego. But god-people don't even make the list.
from for-you-only :
I put up a link to your site on my link's page. The link's page can be found by clicking where it says "links page"
from for-you-only :
I'd like a review. Please.
from madamepierce :
The magic word is... OINTMENT. Yes, ointment. Squidgy ointment. And I've added you to my buddy list, so I hope i fly to the top with little ointment-covered angel wings. (every time a bell rings, someone buys ointment)
from dailyspoo :
please review my spoo. magic word is masitcate. not masturbate. masitcate. you know, like, chew. chew my spoo.
from onyxkiwi :
Aloha. I would like a review from you, hence I am asking you for one. And my magic word is PLEASE. Manners are magical, everyone knows that.
from jesbohn :
ha, I think he called me a twat as a joke. I had some ass hat call me a shallow little twat once. It pissed me off so much, I gave it its own entry. gump, if calling me a twat is NOT a refrence to that entry, I would like to remind you that I am in fact NOT a vagina.
from lauralgood :
wow great review, Gump. I'm impressed all over again. L
from sarika :
*gasp* you called her a twat! shocking stuff mr gump, go and wash your mouth out with soap. (hehe, my aussie drama teacher called one of my friend's a "twat", thinking it meant a "twit" as in idiot, for not handing in homework....then he found out and felt kinda mean..) bah, i still want a random poetry review. x
from xlocked-upx :
Hey. Can you please review my diary? It's locked. So if you could e-mail me at PunkChick6490@aol.com I'll send you the username/password. Your link is in Extra:Reviews. And my magic word? CREAM CORN!!! Wait...those are two words. Hope that's ok! Thanx! Mad Love--Lex
from revuereviews :
I *do* think it's funny! And let me add that to my review, please. I feel badly that I forgot. :)
from revuereviews :
Your unrequested review is up at RevueReviews!
from betchy :
i didnt know you had a review site!!!! review me!!! please!!! and you know i'm not sucking up because i have been noting you for a while now!!! for my magic word is tiramasu (my work colleague dave just came up with that!!!
from hushangelz :
I'd like a review please. Your link can be found on my reviews section. If you don't review me, I'll send my salivating, drooling dog to nibble and drool on your furry lil head. :D Oh and my magic word : Oogachaka
from experimenjj :
if you don't review me, i will give your email addy to a whole bunch of nigerian spammers. you will never see the bottom of your inbox again. i mean it. seriously. you can bank on it. magic word? getyourassingearfucker.
from juddhole :
Fucking Shitsicles. I totally forgot to link back to you. I'm a fucktard, I know this. But, I've added this bitch as a fave in hopes of smooching some brown pucker. That and my magic word is now: ReviewGumpIsTattooedBelowMyLeftNipple.
from peachick :
oh, and the magic word...let's have "forrest"
from peachick :
I'd like to get reviewed, please :)
from banefulvenus :
Love ya.... Your site rocks!
from lauralgood :
Allah hates her for sure. oh god. that was funny. Thanks, gump.
from webmiztris :
Would you please review me? I have a link to your site on my home page. Thanks!
from irishblueyes :
Well I must applaud you for admitting to all that! I think you guys obviously have a good team, but what the hell is up with Nomar?
from devoidstars :
I DEMAND THAT YOU REVIEW MY DIARY
from sarika :
in a cheesy attempt to move up the pending list (for a *randompoetry* review) i have favourite-ed you on *sarika*...why not on *randompoetry?* you may ask? Becase a)noone reads that, despite the more frequent updates (*sarika* has been around for 4 years and has aquired 41 fans, rather than 8) and b)i dont use that as a buddy list and therefore have no faves except MYSELF! because yes, like you, i am a plug whore. Also, because now Adam (the other half of *randompoetry*) keeps asking me "so what is a gump?" and i say "you'll see.....you'll see" so i'm hoping he will see or the funness shall be ruined. la la la. I'm bored. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx (see normal people who i'm not sucking up to get 1 x)
from dullstar :
I'm not too terribly sure what I'm getting myself into, but I'd like a review. My magic word is caveat, the soon-to-be-inappropriately-overused schmuck term of the month.
from juddhole :
I'd like a review that tells me that my ass smells good. Can you handle that? I got no idea what the fucking magic word is either, but I'll throw this one out there: GUMPERFUCKER.
from sarika :
i have a challenge for you. Do a review on randompoetry.diaryland.com (yeah i cant be arsed to re-log in so mer) the word would be "green." yeah i know it's lame, i just asked adam for a magic word and he has no idea what i'm talking about. It's a challenge because its a poetry journal rather than your average diary, so you'll have to find craftier ways to mock us. And also it should confuse the hell out of adam who at the moment has never come across this site..!! much love x
from webmiztris :
Please review me! I've linked you!
from my--secret :
Your reviews are fucking halarious. Gotta love brutally honest assholes, which in a way I think we all are...
from hcatty :
I think I recognize that dialect. Is that HumpBack Whale? "BLARRGHOHGOHAS!!"
from augustdreams :
Damn that's funny. I laughed until I nearly peed.
from no-suprises :
Fuck it all... come on review me! im up for a laugh at my own pathetic own diary... aww if only i could spell Rach x
from randompoetry :
you know i nearly choked on my tea (if that could happen? tea is liqid...hmmm) as I was giggling while reading that. you rock my socks (and I do mean that in the cheesiest way possible) x
from thedrink :
Review me Gumper, the link is under reviews. My magic word is: sycophant. DO IT! Thanks.
from lauralgood :
baby I loved the last review for "only you care"! funny shit. laural
from sisuicide :
um...excuse me but did you review me? your note left me very confused...& it's not me that can decide about the prozac issue; t'is my parents & they don't notice anything. oh & my birthday's in a month...
from hcatty :
I would LOVE it if you'd review my diary, cause I think I'd laugh my head off... Did you know that you don't have a link anywhere to the rules? You've gotta go through your whole archives to find them... oh wait, maybe that's the idea. Hm. Your link is on my extras page, Magic Woid!: Merpavision
from augustdreams :
I would like a review. Click on 'reviews' from my main page to see the link. Magic word? Mitochondria [I've got a thing for cells. Too much biology in college will warp your mind like that. I love to draw them. Maybe I'll get a cell tattooed on my ass!]
from jesbohn :
greatest review ever (for busy bee) love, jes
from sourballs123 :
May i have a review your link is under links under reviewers the magic word should be magic word but its you suck like that fucking whore china
from karmicenigma :
Signed your diary notes, now I am jumping here. I would like a review please, and since you are a guy I would assume the magic word is "blowjob"....heh.
from penguincolor :
review me? I would love a good mocking. Magic word - Spork... just 'cause it is the best word ever, so fun to say - such a usefull tool.
from broken-face :
Hi. I am requesting a review. Hurray. The magic word is charlatan.
from onewetleg :
gimme. the magic word is gimme.
from jimmysworld :
yep, that was bad. Review me. My magic word is suckgump
from obsidianblaq :
awesome, it's cool to know people enjoy my writing! this is my new diary address... and i would be the formerly dragonblade0. have a good one!
from heyjude85 :
LOL thanks for the review, you seriously had me laughing the whole time.
from bethany9 :
i want some love for me, bethany. love, hate, utter digust, fanatical worship... whatever you can throw my way. i'll link your review site. must get more validation.
from gilgalad :
Hey, can I have a review? Your link is under the 'extras' link, and then under the 'reviews' link. Thanks in advance! (3/17/04)
from soul-glimpse :
come on, you know you want to. and you won't hear any bitching if it's bad anyway. i'm passive aggressive anyway.
from peytonsplace :
5 dollar, 5 dollar, anythin' for 5 dollar
from moronicangel :
Yes, you do hold back a bit, and I could tell. It might've been funnier if I thought you really meant it, or you really thought what you wrote. Some of it seems a little bit forced though. =\ Maybe that's just me? And yeah, you're right about me not caring. lol. It's not like I closed it right after I saw the *gasp* review. *shrug* It's like whatever. Plus, if you can't take negative critism in any way, then why are you applying for a review? =D there's my 12 cents (because my ego lost a dime).
from kaybiff :
Morbid curiousity and boredom bring me here (not to mention hyper links within your real diary). Review me. Please. (I would leave that as my magic word, you know, to bring it back to "the day"--whenever that is/was--ol' school style. But I am aware of your tendency make fun of all magic words with pure wit, so--) Sex.
from moronicangel :
Hey, damnit. How'd you guess I got the scoring system from school? Crap, I thought it was less obvious. lol. Seriously, that was a pretty interesting review. :) And yes, I needed those reviews to keep my ego pretty damn big. It's starting to get so big it needs it's own room. And I closed it like.. 2 or 3 weeks after I requested a review from you so ha. It's not my fault that you came when it was closed. *nods* That's right. lol. Anyways, thanks for the review. =)
from sarika :
moronic angel review. made me giggle somewhat. esp-"Do I get bonus points if I make you kill yourself. How about if I let you touch my soul?" you are so good at being so bad..!! x
from kerbang :
you must like that people ask you to make fun of them. you sick pervert. i love you.
from procrasto :
Mr Gump. You looking for reviewers? Huh? Huh? I can be funny...**slips and falls in comic fashion** See?
from ktdream :
Hey, I'm requesting a review from you Gump. I know you'll poke tons of fun at me but that's what makes it enjoyable right? I've gotten a lot looser about my diary so bring it on hon! And the magic word is *swinkering* You should've made us write a ridiculous sentence. That would've been cool!
from mrscoble :
I would like to request a review of my diary, even if it sucks.
from dc3caliboi :
you are so going in my favorites, serioulsy. and you'll be on my links page as soon as i am done being a review site whore. thanks for the review
from rockchicken :
Hey.. .i dont really want a review... but im just leaving a note to say that i love this review site. It's so random and funny! Good job, gumphood, keep it up.
from sarika :
i stumbled across here in my boredom/procrastination and i was very very very amused by the latest review...about jesus. Do another one soon. x
from rabidcollie :
I am interested in being reviewed by you, as it's about time someone talked about how fucking crazy I am.
from tourbusbound :
Howdy, I would love to have my diary reviewed. I think your reviews are hysterical and I don't mind being hacked to pieces. My magic word is: humperdinklesprinkle
from asiwas :
alright, you're hilarious, i'll link you even if you don't review me, but please do anyway. Magic word: eshaboody
from artlifelove :
you are so damn funny, I'm sure there's lots to make fun of in my diary. Go for it. The magic word is shoop.
from brgriff :
could you please make fun of me? Thanks. Oh and magic word is ALa Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich. Eh I know not too original but I loved The Amazing Mumford when I was little.
from shandielle :
Could you review me please? Sometimes people I go to school with read my diary, therefore I have to block certain entries in order to keep my privacy. If you really feel like looking at the passcode-protected entries, the password is "burton". Thanks again, ~Shandielle P.S. My Password is Mr. Sylvester McMonkey-McBean. Lol sorry, I just got done watching Dr. Seuss's "The Sneeches."
from innocentmess :
First of all, I'd very much like a review. Secondly, my magic word is: NAUGHTY LOVE. Okay, so that's two words, but we'll pretend it's one. I mean, it IS magicly enhanced, is it not? By the way, this is my innocent side, meaning the one that my friends see. Some things I must keep to myself--everything else goes into my sex diary. lol :)
from evie- :
my magic word is kumquat! I'd like a review please and thank you.
from smdgen :
i'd like a review. your link is on my reviews page. FURBURGER. =)
from blindsided32 :
Haha. This is hilarious. I'd love one. My magic word? Tourniquette. Why? Say it. It's fun to say.
from macrocarpa :
A review would kick ass. You'll find your link on the reviews page under extras. Magic Word Of The Day: Bollocks.
from hisgirl- :
I'd like a review, thanks and your link is on my bio page. ASSCRUNCH.
from anniewaits18 :
I wanted to request a review at Gump Review, but I couldn't sign the notes, because I'm on Diary-X not Diaryland. I'd still like to get a review though, if that's OK? And the magic word is Gemsbok. It's a type of wild cattle thingy, or so I've been told.
from heartbreakrv :
Hello, I am the owner of both Wallflower Reviews and Heartbreaker Reviews. I was wondering if you would like to become affiliates with either of my sites, or both. Wallflower Reviews is at wflowerrevs (diaryland), and I am on the Heartbreaker Reviews account right now. Please write me a note on either one saying if you agree or disagree. Thanks for your time, and have a great day. have a great day. (Also, if we become affiliates, please please PLEASE remember that it is HeartbreakER Reviews, not Heartbreak Reviews. Some have had trouble with that.)
from his-holiness :
My deal? I'm an irritable, opinionated old man. That's all-D
from globe :
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from dinguspie :
i think you should review your own site...gumphood. the magic word (why does everyone give you a magic word? did i miss something?) is 'panty-liner"

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