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Drunken filming isn't ALWAYS bad ... hehehehe! Man it's gonna take me forever to catch myself up on your life ... good luck with the making out, though.

from bluemeany :

I'm so sorry you're feeling yucky still. I wish I had some advice to give you, other than the ice cream/liquor thing.

from bluemeany :

You also have all your hardcore badass Diaryland friends, don't forget. And, beer!

from peterfromm :

I have responded to your rather unfair accounts of me on my blog. It would do well if you could separate objective fact from your own subjective accounts.

from bluemeany :

Of course you miss him -- you're human! Now go get drunk!

from bluemeany :

You best be eating some ice cream, missy, is all I have to say. And congrats on being DONE with SCHOOL for the summer! If you do want to come to Georgia between the 30th and June 5th, let me know and you can come visit me, and we'll get shitfaced drunk, k? You know you need to!

from bluemeany :

Love does not and will never make sense. I know this is true because someone put it in a country and western song.

from crazy4muffin :

Not exactly sure how I linked over to you, but..."today I participated in a drug deal" was classic. Great writing. If you like Matt Groening, you must be all over Lynda Barry?

from bluemeany :

I saw Dylan play "Tangled Up In Blue" the first time I saw him in concert, and never since. It was awesome live, and has always been one of my favorites of his songs. Also, I have a CD of Dylan doing a recording session with Johnny Cash, which was never released, but is fucking awesome. Hooray for cutting class!

from bluemeany :

Hey Queen Of The Badasses, I hope you feel better! If it helps at all, you can go to Georgia and punch Husband in the nuts for me.

from awittykitty :

I like your self portrait along side your diary. It really has a Tim Burton arty feeling to it. Cool. Wish I could draw like that. ^..^

from bluemeany :

I love that you're friends with a random kilt-wearing dude! My brother randomly wears a sombrero. Also, you have to post a new-hair photo, how can the color be fully approved if WE haven't approved it?! Silly!

from hissandtell :

Ha; you're doing very well at that procrastination and outright time-wasting game, darling. What I usually do when I'm supposed to be doing assignments, or our tax returns, or whatever, is go onto eBay and place bids on coloured glass genie bottles and other tacky crap I don't need. Then, I keep compulsively checking the auctions' progress. Maybe you could try that too! Love, R xxx

from bluemeany :

Here's a hug in Instant Messenger language: (((()))))! Oh, and I'm sure you will be the most ass-kickingest fundraiser for university advancement EVER.

from hissandtell :

Well, good luck with the job, darling! Now, when you call them, as part of this pesky establishing-a-friendly-phone-manner thingy, my suggestion is that it's probably a good idea not to say "fuck" too much. (Especially try to resist channeling the Virgin Mary, even for a moment.) And I adore your priorities for spending - hair dye and black nail polish would be up in my top three, too. Love, R xxx

from bluemeany :

You mean, if I stopped drinking coffee and chain-smoking, my mouth wouldn't taste like ass? Holy shit, you may be onto something here.

from purpleworm :

both entertaining & informational, see reading diaries isn;t a total waste of my time while I wait for my wife to get home from work. Although I'm not sure what to do with this new information yet I'm sure I'll figure out something ....

from bluemeany :

Your comic obviously came from the land of comic genius. Any way you could hook me up with some of those cherries?

from purpleworm :

LOL more comic please LOL

from hissandtell :

Darling, that level of comfort and familiarity you're referring to is precisely why dress-ups and floggers were invented. There's nothing like a pair of fairy wings, a couple of Pan horns, a wench's costume, some thigh-high red patent boots and an assortment of heavy-duty clamps (and a dear little flexy riding crop, of course) to spice things up. (Oh, what am I saying? As if I need to remind you!) Love, R xxx

from hissandtell :

LOVE the crabmeat story. Actually, I'm fond of all ponderously-labelled food-articles - like the apple pie which doesn't actually contain apples (just flour, cinnamon and sugar, apparently), the blueberry muffins that contain only lumps of some nebulous OTHER fruits dyed blue, the peanut cookies that "may contain traces of peanuts". Chances are, many fast-food flesh products are entirely suitable for vegetarians - or only contain ground-up bones and pig-fat! Love, R xxx

from bluemeany :

I want you to know that I almost forgot about daylight savings time on purpose (we did it two days early, over here) because it would be my only legitimate excuse for 6 months for getting to work an hour late. But at the last minute, I had a Conscience Attack, and set my clock ahead. Frigging conscience.

from purpleworm :

Did you know I don't find you even slightly annoying but would do you anyway? Plus I've never said "God-you're-obnoxious-but-you-have-nice-tits" and I'm not stupid or severely (or even mildly)inebriated. You on the other are quite smart & witty, I like that in a person.

from bluemeany :

Oh, I so envy you your night of drunken revelry. That's what I need, but -- oh holy shit, someone just farted in this room and I have to flee and find cover. More later, damn this stinks!

from hissandtell :

Have you ever seen the UK TV show "Ready Steady Cook", where contestants provide random ingredients (costing no more than four pounds, or something similarly mean) and the chefs have to create edible masterpieces with them all in half an hour? I think you need to be on it, darling! Of course, you wouldn't eat the meal afterwards, because it'd be full of half-rotten shit and all, but you could distract the other contestant (maybe by taking off your top?) and then steal THEIR meal! (But I'm sure you could do something wisomely wonderful with eggs, corn, salsa and mozarella anyway. Just skip the squishy carrots altogether, and drink all the wine coolers first.) Love, R xxx

from bluemeany :

Don't you love that random surrealism? I got mine from idiot-milk's page, and it never ever ceases to amuse me ... of course, I'm pretty easily amused. I like your drawring, by the way.

from bluemeany :

Darling, my dearest ... FUCK that ashole. You're much better than he is, and much better OFF, too, because you know just how much better you are. Here's some cyber-ice cream to help soothe your anger. If you ever need help finding mean, hurtful things to say to him, you know who to come to (grin).

from bluemeany :

Your profound revelation almost blinded me with searing truth! I bow to your spirit of procrastination.

from awittykitty :

There's always that dilemma of whether certain people are going to find your diary and come after you with a meat cleaver. But I've been an avid diarist since I read...surprise "Harriet the Spy". I was so Harriet when I was young. I had my own spy route after school. I choose not to see the movie though. Just wanted to preserve my memories of dear ol' Harriett just as I remembered her at age 11. All angsty and secretive. Just like I am now!!

from meganwaits :

I think you've got the coolest user name on D-land..and worth reading too. But I'm on a different time zone too..however, practically everyone around me has like the same throat problem you do. Hope you get to feeling better.

from hissandtell :

Well, at least try to drink lots of appropriate fluids, missy. Personally, my memories of the student health centre are all bad, since it seems I only ever went there for birth control advice. And whenever I'd start complaining about how much weight I'd put on, the doctors would say things like, "10 pounds? HA. I put on 40 pounds when I was at uni. Stop whining and go away." Hope you feel better soon, doll. Love, R xxx

from hissandtell :

Nah, I decided to go and trim my pubic hair instead and write a little song. Love, R xxx

from hissandtell :

God, I LOVE that quote about church and sex. When I was a young teenager and used to go to church, all I thought about was sex. When I used to do aerobics three times a week, all I thought about was sex. Is that wrong, I wonder? Okay, maybe I should go off now and think about god for a while to redress the balance. Adore your writing! Love, R xxx

from bluemeany :

Church and sex ... I feel wrong just agreeing with your comparison, but it's so true.

from bluemeany :

You might be my new hero ... I'm not sure, I'll have to get back to you on that, but my sources say it's entirely possible ... anyway, I love your writing, and let me know when you finish your book so I can get a signed first-edition. -The Bluest of Meanies

from hissandtell :

Hi - I clicked on you through bluemeany (I think) and I'm loving your writing. I've bookmarked you so I can come back and read more of your novel. (And I never knew that Ian Curtis hanged himself while listening to Iggy. I have no idea how I could have missed that piece on information - I can't even rememeber it being in his wife's book. Maybe I can blame sangria for erasing my memory, though.) Love, R xxx

from imandra :

you're right, it is a White Stripes Song :-D

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