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how's things?? remember me? lol!
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heyy...nice diary...u seem pretty cool...check out mine sometime!
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http://neilee.diaryland.com
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Aww... I want to read your diary. Please?
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HISTORY LESSON
This is very interesting, read on....
> >What happens when a president gets elected in a year
> >with a "0" (zero) at the end? Also notice
> >it goes in increments of 20 years.
> >And LOOK! Year 2000 is where it lands!
> >
> >1840: William Henry Harrison (Died in Office)
> >1860: Abraham Lincoln (Assassinated)
> >1880: James A. Garfield (Assassinated)
> >1900: William McKinley (Assassinated)
> >1920: Warren G. Harding (Died in Office)
> >1940: Franklin D. Roosevelt (Died in Office)
> >1960: John F. Kennedy (Assassinated)
> >1980: Ronald Reagan (Survived Assassination Attempt)
> >2000: George Bush (???????)
> >
> >And to think that we had 2 guys ducking it out in the
> >courts to be the one elected in 2000.
> >
> >You might be interested in this next part.
> >Have a history teacher explain this ---- If they can?
> >
> >Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
> >John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
> >
> >Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
> >John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.
> >
> >Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
> >Both wives lost their children while living in the
> >White House.
> >
> >Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
> >Both Presidents were shot in the head.
> >
> >Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.
> >Kennedy's secretary was named Lincoln.
> >
> >Both were assassinated by Southerners.
> >Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.
> >
> >Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in
> >1808.
> >Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in
> >1908.
> >
> >John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born
> >in 1839.
> >Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born
> >in 1939.
> >
> >Both assassins were known by their! three names.
> >Both names are composed of fifteen letters.
> >
> >Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford'.
> >Kennedy was shot in a car called a 'Lincoln' made by
> >Ford.
> >
> >Booth ran from the theater and was caught in a
> >warehouse.
> >Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a
> >theater.
> >
> >Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their
> >trials!
> >And here's the kicker:
> >
> >A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe,
> >Maryland.
> >A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn
> >Monroe.
> >
> >Creepy, huh?
> >Send this to as many people as you can, cause, Hey,
> >this is one history lesson people don't mind
> >reading
I'm Gonna Eat Your Fingers
>As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter was
>having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, she said,
>"Hey, look at this," and stuck out two of her fingers.
>
>Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her fingers in
>my mouth and said, "I'm gonna eat your fingers!" pretending to eat
>them before I rushed out of the room again.
>
>When I returned, my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her
>fingers with a devastated look on her face.
>
>I said, "What's wrong honey?"
>
>She replied, "What happened to my booger?"
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Why on effing earth you've decided to retire from diaryland? Dude, you're one of the members that I know who has a cool website. Well,too bad. Anyway,how was your trip? Did you have fun with lovely Heather? Take care:)
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I can't believe you're leaving just after I've found your fantastic diary! But I can understand the stale thing, I've had four online diaries in the last couple years. Even the ones I loved the best grew old after a while.
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Damn! Am i the only creature who have time to visit your awesome site?Just thought of sharing this with you:)
Last thursday, Bush visited Portland, Oregon, and was met by thousands of protestors eager to voice their disaproval.That day, Bush had actually suggested that the reason we're having so many forest fires is because we're not cutting down enough trees.
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Thanks for dropping by.I changed the layout of my guestbook using Bravenet,so all the visitors who signed-in got deleted...starting from the sratch.Anyway,i was surprised when one of the guy from Bravenet support center sent me an e-mail saying i wasn't compliant to their rules after reviewing my latest entry(Knightly penetration).It wasn't appropriate for all ages and that i have given 24 hrs.to change it otherwise they would delete my account.Hello...I'm not stupid to change what i wrote just to keep their guestbook and to please their ass.It's my diary,i can write or do whatever i want.It's a freedom of my FUCKING expression...pls.excuse my french.Anyway,i decided to use the old guestbook.By the way,how's your dream girl Heather?Things looking great?I hope so.Take care.
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Hey what's up? How's your next door neighbor? Did you kiss and makeup?How are things going on with your new girl?I hope everything is great.So... you're moving somewhere to spread your evilness.Have fun:)I saw the movie "The Signs"...it was alright; "Austin Power"....two thumbs down:(
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nice story....here's something for you.
Alcohol Warning
>American beer brewers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels immediately be placed on all beer containers:
>WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
>WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like anasshole.
>WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN!
>WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to Shay shings like thish.
>WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
>WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your pants.
>WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting.
>WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in your getting your ass kicked.
>WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (the species and name of which you can't remember).
>WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.
>WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter and more handsome than some really, really big guy named HANS.
>WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.
>WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
>WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.
>WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may actually CAUSE pregnancy.
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forremrem : |
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yeah.there.
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dpentacles : |
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hey, thanks for the note.You sound like you're in love:)
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hug-armada : |
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I wuuuvvvvv you!
-kate
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dpentacles : |
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i like your layout especially your entries. Have you ever thought of replacing Siskel or Roepert? let me know how's the movie "XXX".
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I agree with your missing the old WCW. They need to bring it back. They need to sell WCW to Ted Turner or Eric Bishoff. I miss WCW so much.
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O where, o where has my Ryan gone, o where o where can he beeeee??? =o) Why did you lock me out, Ryan? Is it 'cuz I never called? *sniffles* I miss reading your random yet funny entries. Can I get the password? If not, no biggie, respect your privacy and all that crap. Hope your well! *hugs*
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torpedo-girl : |
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wahhhhhh I can't get into your diary!!! Does this mean it's not open to the public or can little ole me have the password to read???
star
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gonzostar : |
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happy random guestbook (notes) signing week!
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not-a-barbie : |
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If Myrna was there, she would have kicked some senior citizen ass.
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ihadbighair : |
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I don't think the kiddies got a hold of them. They aren't very sneaky and they don't really go into my bedroom. Oh well.
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heyheyhey smart thing you did mentioning the police with the problem with that lil cunt.. way to get the bitch!!
like your ways of writing :)
andrea<3<3 plukieduckie.diaryland
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ihadbighair : |
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I cannot believe that you had the nerve to call me a snob!
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ratboy77 : |
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awww, you're so damn responsible! And hopefully now free of cat ass.
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ihadbighair : |
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Kristen loves you with all of heart, as well, stupid boy....hence the frustration.
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tylermomma : |
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Giggle... love your writing style... lots of fun! Thanks for sharing, and making me laugh so loud! (My co-workers keep staring at me to find out why I'm laughing... tells you you are doing your job, right?)
Shalia
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Loopy isn't necessarily always a bad thing. Kind of. Love ya, too, Goofus.
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desdemonia : |
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Awwwww Thanks ! I'm always amazed to learn that people actually like reading my boring schtuff. :) I absolutely adore your writting btw !
*hugs*
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not-a-barbie : |
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You should have your own television show and you should steal it from Ray Romano and change the name to Everybody Loves Ryan because really, everybody does.
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mel839 : |
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was there anything important in your pockets/bag?
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vitality : |
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i want to hug you. because. you are the first ryan i like. xox.
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not-a-barbie : |
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Hey! Guess what tomorrow is. Go ahead...I dare ya!
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annatto : |
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hmm. i like you.
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pleasureable : |
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Hey! Nice site ya got yourself here. :) MERRY CHRISTMAS! Maybe we can talk sometime. Keep it up!
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not-a-barbie : |
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I would love to do a guest entry thingie for you, that would be super swell.
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mel839 : |
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Ryan, sorry i was all stupid on aim the other night! i'm doing my "diaryland wishing people a merry christmas round" so i hope you have a lovely christmas! take care.. remember i love you :D
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ihadbighair : |
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Good idea! :)
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mel839 : |
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you took 6 e tablets? you're lucky you're not dead boy :(! 1 can kill you let alone 6!!!!!!!! aghh my brain is going *POP* at the thought! sex me please?
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not-a-barbie : |
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Hi kiwi fruit boy. I think I miss you. Is that weird? I hope not. If it is, I'm really sorry and I take it back. OK bye. :)
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evernever : |
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Your George Harrison story was wonderful. I've been pretty up and down since I heard of his death, and your story just made everything okay. So thanks.
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i meant to tell you, I nearly died laughing from reading your take on Romance novels. So if I really do die next time you write something super-funny, I'm gonna have a note attached to my coat that says "it was probably Ryan of Ryan79 fame's fault."
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ihadbighair : |
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Hasta la vista, password!
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azaezelya : |
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The altoid give a girl a nifty thrill when you go down on her. Think of that nice, cool feeling it gives your mouth, then multiply that by a hundred and alot of moaning. ;)
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shaolin shadow boxing and the wu-tang sword style. if what you say is true...the shaolin and the wu-tang could be dangerous. do you think your wu-tang sword can defeat me?
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i agree, Barbra Streisand is not that great a singer, and a bitchy little drama queen with a huge nose. Yeesh. What is it that makes her so appealing to old Jewish women and gay men?
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i think you did the right thing. put him in his place. some people have realy slappable faces, but judging from the pic at the bottom of the page i dont think you do.
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ihadbighair : |
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Oh my, someone below me's hormones are raging! Yeah, after I read it a few more times I figured out it was something to do with drugs. OK, I am dumb, I finally admit it.
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mel839 : |
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awww, thank you! *fucks your brains out!!* more?
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ihadbighair : |
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Maybe I'm not as smart as my IQ test tells me I am. I know what a freudian slip is, but I don't think I get it.
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mel839 : |
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mobble :)
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kittykat202 : |
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Whoa..man that layout is killer *chuckle*
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not-a-barbie : |
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I want the heebie jeebies scared out of me!
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mel839 : |
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peekycheekyboo!!
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ghettofied : |
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i just ate half a bag of fritos. AM I COOL OR WHAT????
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ihadbighair : |
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Egg noodles are yummy. Just like beer and...uh...well...you! (I didn't know you still read this one. You da best!)
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not-a-barbie : |
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Hey there skippy. I put your rings up. I even made the Billy Joel one for you. Talk to you in the a.m.
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wonderwall : |
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whats up dude... im from new york too... just wanted to say hang in there
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not-a-barbie : |
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:)
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ihadbighair : |
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Can't forget about the mushroom guys, they're just too cute!
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barenaked500 : |
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woah, im the second person to leave you a note. now i feel reallllly special! ;o)
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not-a-barbie : |
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Hey sugar buns! This is me stalking you again but I'm having withdrawal. Don't go to work - come to Jersey! I'll give you Ultram! Woo hoo!
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not-a-barbie : |
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Well wontcha just lookie here. Is it? Could it be? Yes! Yes it is! 'Tis a new way for me to stalk and/or harass you! Hooha!
(I like exclaiming things!!)
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