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Thanks for the note! So good to hear from you! You read the entire diary and didn't fall asleep? It's a miracle! :) I'm back in the same area as you are now, so maybe we should get together for coffee or something. send me an email at barbara dot sharpe at yahoo dot com and I'll give you my phone number so we can see if we can meet up.

from femme-inine :

Hey! It's been two months - where are you? Still studying hard? btw, I used to be nimiiwin, but I abandoned that site after some ugliness about a year ago.

from teranika :

hey you're back! I hope that all went well. If it helps...I'm an earth science professor and I still have trouble with chem - never even had the courage for organic chem. And I wound up taking calculus twice. AND I nearly failed meteorology - which is what I wound up teaching! So I hope you don't get too discouraged. If you really do enjoy it, sometimes you have to give it a second chance.

from rumblelizard :

Hey there, I locked my diary. I'm contacting everyone who listed me as a favorite and letting them know. If you would like to continue reading, email me at rumblelizard AT hotmail DOT com, and I'll get you hooked up. If you've already done so, good on ya, and don't be a stranger!

from teranika :

Loved the cat-in-toilet story. *sploosh* My cat plays with fire. *pffft*

from gnomad :

ROFL! I followed the link on your site to TShirtHell. I want the one that says 'I'm huge in Japan'. That site is HILARIOUS!

from teranika :

Hey science-girl - I'm a science prof. and I just read The Plan. It sounds like a tough schedule. Just don't get discouraged, and good luck!

from ramble-on :

I can't seem to post a comment....SO I will post a note instead. San Diego is beautiful in October. I used to live there, and would do most anything to go back! I had never heard of the Journalcon thing until I stumbled upon your diary this morning. Thanks! I hope if you are going, you enjoy yourself and stop on by a few of the clubs down there for me.

from doommuffin :

Thanks for the hugs and help offer. My animals died in the flood...that pretty much says it all...

from luvabeans :

lady. i just sent you an email.

from aislin-dream :

Thanks for the note and thanks for adding me. I don't think that's ever happened before! Oh, if you love parentheses, we've got a lot in common right there (which you probably surmised if you read all of my entries {I don't think I've even done that})! Looking forward to reading your diary, as well.

from goingloopy :

Wanna know something funny? Someone found me from "clix", and when I went & looked at my ranking...I was 86 and you were 87!! Weirdness. :)

from gnomad :

Hey joo! *big hugs* Thanks for the welcome back. Now you've got me craving Taco Bell, though. *stomach growls unintelligable threats*

from beckers-j :

Thanks for the note. I'm sure I'll be back to my usual sparkling self in no time. :)

from beckers-j :

Thanks for adding me to your favorites! I'll be sure to check your diary out, too. :)

from robotsagogo :

Just saying hello & I enjoy yr journal. Its nice to see other 20-somethings on here :)

from blazingstar :

Hi, just wanted to say I like your diary! I loved your analysis of those wedding vows. Hilarious. Best wishes to the puppy!

from givemeabreak :

Balancing equations was the semi-fun part...feeling like a total retard was not fun. My new acquaintance is this person that I work with who is very sexy....like I have alluded to in my other writing....so much to tell, not a good place to tell it. Let's just say that I think that I am closing the chapter on my lesbian days and fully and I mean fully embracing my bisexual self....

from gnomad :

You so should have been here when she visited. You would have been in heaven. The House of Gnomad was a totally 'girl-zone' for two solid days. Aiiieeee!!

from givemeabreak :

I think the sign on Culver's today that said, "Walleye on Hook" isn't helping the fish sandwich business. :0) Hey, Bill Nye the science guy...maybe I should get you to take my chemistry exams for me...you are all smart and stuff.

from doodlebeedoo :

Thanks for the link - he HAS to find a ring he likes with that many to choose from.

from nimiiwin :

It's always easier to think up stuff for someone else! Got any ideas? I thought of ... nothing. Absolutely nothing. Geesh.

from somuchsugar :

haha, your diary has brightened my day! (i believe you are right - dildos are not dishwasher-safe.)

from doommuffin :

if you want the password, email me at [email protected]. Joolz

from ravynespeaks :

Just want to wish you a very Happy New Year. May 2005 be your best year ever!

from nikita84 :

Merry Christmas!!!!! (no, you don't know me. I'm just like those people who go out and freeze their butts off caroling to people they don't even know...i wanna spread christmas glee! hehe)

from doommuffin :

Thanks! I will try and condition less. I really don't use it on anything but the ends of my hair anyway. Hope you two have a great and happy Holidays too! *hugs*

from goingloopy :

Hi girlie...just wanted to say thanks for the tip about the Burt's Bees stuff. It rocks. And did you know that it came in colors?? My friend & I found it at Walgreen's last night, and I want to go back & get more in different shades....it so beats the hell out of nasty Carmex. :)

from goingloopy :

I'm still not over the cookie dough frosting thing. Read Beth's comment to my entry yesterday. She's not over it, either...it just sounds like such the perfect food. I may be forced to attempt this at home....

from goingloopy :

...there's such a thing as COOKIE DOUGH FROSTING? Shit. I give up....

from lovinglav :

hmm for some reason the linky for your comments section is no worky for me! BTW I think you and I may be long lost twins, for I have this ADD thing too... today I used it to clean. lets clean the kitchen okay stop clean the bookshelf, stop go back to the stovetop. Fun stuff!

from newfoundsoul :

the fact that you have seen boondock saints is fucking awesome...just a random person...

from pandionna :

I read you because I like you. And we agree on stuff. Which means you're smart. That, and your entry about being gassy but not having anti-gas pills slayed me.

from gnomad :

HAH!! HAH!!!! ROFL! That's beauteous!! The pedophile with the Shrub/Cheney sign on his lawn! OMG! HAH! I about fell out of my chair laughing. Do you KNOW how much I love you??

from goingloopy :

DAMN, I'm bored as hell at work... :)

from goingloopy :

Thanks for adding me. :)

from goingloopy :

I just discovered your diary, and I like it a lot. And you have lots of archives to read, so when the other lame people on my buddy list don't freakin' update and I'm too unmotivated to write my own entry, I can read new stuff anyway. Hehehe. :)

from david-ames :

ummmmm..... interesting

from david-ames :

ummmmm..... interesting

from iamhubpluh :

If you are voting AGAINST Bush, check out http://BADNARIK.com he is for stoping the war in Iraq, and NOT sending more troops as Kerry is for (based on his debate answers). Vote your heart, not the less of two evils!

from hamiltonian :

great entry!

from lasvegasliz :

Ooh.. I've always kinda lusted after your layout, and I was wondering what it would look like when put in use. It's neato!

from nimiiwin :

Hey, you! Was it you who recommeded that I read Lamb by Christopher Moore? I just finished it and I LOVED it! Thanks for the recommendation, even though it took me forever to actually read it! Hey - I'm going to be in Kalamazoo tomorrow ... want to meet up for coffee in the afternoon? Send me an email at SharpeBL at aol dot com with your phone number and I'll call you. I forgot to copy my address book from my job so I don't have your email address. :(

from gnomad :

Whoa! That's so .. GREEN! But I love the pic! Cool template!

from bathtubmary :

i'm reading 'blood and chocolate.' is that the one you read? if so, what did you think? i'm only a few chapters in but so far i dig it. xo, d

from doommuffin :

glad you love the wristbands, and glad you got them! Night, the animals and I are hanging on and doing fine, but i will be greatly relieved when hurricane season is OVER. *hugs*

from hamiltonian :

Now you have to make the weekend count *wink*

from westyrex :

I've been around Dave Navarro, but I've never actually spoken to him. One time I was with Anthony backstage before a show, lifting some weights (how homoerotic) and Dave came in wearing only a huge velvet robe (I don't know what was under it), but I didn't talk to him. That's the extent of my Navarro experiences. And my God, the freakin' O album. Beautiful. Amazing. It's just getting better. Every song has some sweepingly sad or gorgeous part that just melts your soul and makes you want to kill yourself. Too beautiful. And it's all spare and barebones like Nick Drake's Pink Moon album. Perfect.

from shewhowalks :

I really want to see "Garden State". Scott, being from NJ (the Garden State), of course has seen it, and recommended it. But I haven't been able to find it playing here yet.

from doommuffin :

ah, you should have told the nice low talking lady there was NAUGHTINESS involved.. ;-)

from doommuffin :

lol. what i wouldn't give for debbie does dallas. night keeps talking about it all the time...dunno, but he seems to be partial to bad 70's porn...email me about the wrist bands. =)

from jenne1017 :

ok -- good that no offense was taken. Because you ARE hot ;) Anywho, perhaps we'll meet at the next journalcon. I'll get you some new glasses so you can see clearly next year!!! :)

from pornoviolent :

"so when we opened the casket, there's this note in his hand--" "wait, did you open the casket, um, before they drank the potions?" "yeah we did actually." "that's the first mistake." "i know, but, well, especially because... when we opened the casket, there's a rolled up note in his hand, that just says: 'drinketh... the potion... first... my... everlasting,'" "right, that's how you know, that uh, that's the trap right there. it's like, the choose your own --" "what do you mean?" "if he, uh, you need to drink the potion because you see the potion when you walk in. so you drink the potion." "yeah" "don't wait til the dead guy tells you to--" "tells you" "gives you a note saying 'drink the potion now'" "we had a hard time opening the coffin too"

from sleepystorm :

haha i think you have more favorites listed, than i have teeth ;) x

from shewhowalks :

That first one went around my office a few weeks ago and I died laughing when I read it. I'm sending the second one out now. Those are great!!!

from candycig :

all your 'food i'm craving' things at the end of your entries is making me hungry. mmmm... cheese.

from krazieespy :

You know I would do a lot of those same things. Get a pedicure,manicure, massage and I LOVE facials. I want one now thanks.. My upper body also hurts from the lakes this past weekend. Have a relaxing day... :)

from nimiiwin :

We should! We live in the same city, for heaven's sake! Better do it now before I move, right? :) I still don't know the details but I'll be sure to let you know when I know a "when."

from shewhowalks :

If you came to Texas, we could get together some time! Have fun tonight!

from beautifulwoe :

Thank you for visiting, I am honored. I'm going to try to keep up with your diary!

from pandionna :

It occurs to me that I wouldn't mind being the girl in your template right about now.

from science-boy :

Let's just say that things that are written can be read. And that can't happen. I will miss you even though we don't 'talk' much. Have a great day! s-b

from pandionna :

Ooh, thanks for the heads up! I'll drop her a line. Gently, of course.

from nimiiwin :

LOL I'm sure you won't be the first person who ... um ... passed gas! Of course, if you do, you're going to have to find another waxer. :) Good luck, chica!

from candoor :

stumbled through here and wish you a good life :)

from shewhowalks :

I don't think we have an "ethnic" part of the grocery store. I'll have to check. (God I'm a nerd)

from shewhowalks :

We'll see. I'm not so good at the whole standing up for myself thing, and may end up locking shop anyway later this week or early next. Who knows. I checked the recipie for falafal, and it looks really yummy. I don't think there's any where here to get though, and I haven't cooked at my house in 4 months if that tells you anything about me trying to make it on my own....

from catpewk :

Felafel is awesome. When I was in Israel I used to buy it from a stand in Eilat. It was in Pita bread and was my daily 'treat' since it was the only damn thing I could afford ...

from nimiiwin :

Yep. I got an Rx for Ritalin. Thank God.

from givemeabreak :

Working out for TWO hours...yikes, that concept is foreign to me...must be why you are a sexy model type and I fall through my own damn porch! Ha ha....call me tomorrow, it'll be a blast!

from shewhowalks :

First, that man is sooooo pretty. Secondly, what's falafal?

from pandionna :

Oh, I'm sure Louise's behavior has to do with tension. She often starts screaming when we snap at each other. So, you're not full of crap. You're brilliant!

from westyrex :

Love reading your page. Fascinating stuff. And I agree with your Tori comment. I've gotten to know her fairly well over the years, and she's a great person. I'll be reading!

from shewhowalks :

Glad your babies are doing better!! Have a wonderful day!

from shewhowalks :

That's really funny. Sounds like a great guy!

from nimiiwin :

Did I miss you? I know you do! By the way, I really like your new layout.

from givemeabreak :

Hey cool new layout...very pretty indeed. I certainly hope the vet calls you soon..that is pretty shitty to wait so long. We use Texas Corners Animal Clinic...they are very cool.

from lovely-freak :

i only pay for A's. i expect him to get B's and C's because i consider those average. i want to encourage him to do above and beyond the average so i pay for A's. it's a good incentive i think. gives him another reason to strive for good grades. hell... when i was a kid i didn't give a rat's ass about getting A's... i just wanted to pass the classes... i'm sure you can relate... :D

from givemeabreak :

There are many a cool place to work right around the corner from me. I am guessing from your intelligence level and talking about the Wall Street Journal that you aren't slinging grits at ye' old Bigot Barrel. ha ha. Anyway, you are hilarious in your diary and I think we should do lunch or something sometime!!

from nimiiwin :

It took my damned computer so long to get to your notes screen that I no longer remember what I wanted to leave you a note *about.* Oh, yeah ... I think it was that I hate it when people don't update! Usually for me it's in the afternoon when I'm sick of working and want a diversion. Damn it.

from givemeabreak :

You are so funny. I would never think you are a psycho - so what gave it away where I live? Was it the reference to Daisy Lane and stuff like that? Do you live close by? I am still in the process of reading your entries, but I can tell you that I saw some of those modeling pictures and you are gorgeous. Wow! Whatever you do for your day job should take a backseat! :0)

from poolagirl :

Thanks so much for your kind comments about my poem. It was scary to try it, and your sweet words made it all okay!

from pandionna :

You're coming to JournalCon? W00T!

from givemeabreak :

Thanks for adding me to your favorites - and a Kalamazoo-an as well! I need to read your site cover to cover some day after work. :0) I look forward to the reading! -Teri

from thedevlyn :

Check you husbands link on your latest entry.

from divamel :

*chuckles* Thanks for all the frantic linking, but I actually meant links to JournalCon info, which I subsequently found meself. We'll see what Man Unit has to say about it. That could be my final huzzah before I'm nose-to-grindstone again come September.

from rainbow127 :

Thanks for reading my story:) I'm glad somebody likes it.

from nimiiwin :

Aw! Thanks! And Thanks for the link to my layout too! :)

from lovely-freak :

on the inside of my wrist was painful but not too bad. i would say that in the crook of my arm (where the fu dog's tail is) was really bad and then right over my elbows where the banners are was really bad too... the wrist.. not so bad comparatively... good luck! take a couple of excedrin about an hour before you go.

from nimiiwin :

Well, it seems I neglected to mention that. Yes, things are better with P. We still have "stuff" but we're both committed to having a healthy relationship so that we can model that for kids. So, we're working on that. Thanks for asking. :)

from science-boy :

Do you have an HR department, or is Big Kahuna it? If you do have one, appeal to them. If not, and BK used the phrase 'perception', lay this one on him: "Perception is reality". "What?" he'll say. You say "If some one or something is perceived to be a certain way, then it is. If someone thinks that I am a nice person, then I am. If someone else thinks I am mean, I am. We think that the treatment we receive is unfair and biased. Possibly along gender lines. And I am certain that regulatory boards would regard that particular perception as reality." Good luck, science-girl!! Your silent partner in office crime, science-boy. ; - )

from divamel :

Must be something in the air today. You go, girl.

from nimiiwin :

I've got it on my list of books to read ... I have *got* to stop going to the library and getting new books when I have about 2 dozen at home waiting for me to read them!

from caela :

Hey, yeah, I'm a picker too. My fingers are always a mess. Pickers of the world, unite. Heh.

from doommuffin :

he's got one *get out of Jail free* card. and this is it. which i will be informing him of as soon as he gets out...LOL. =P

from gnomad :

OMG. Must be TT's younger sister. Sounds disturbingly familiar. I usually come in to find a pile of used kleenex on the desk next to the keyboard. *BLEH* I vote for following her around with the lysol. Or maybe a blowtorch.

from science-boy :

Hatchet. Maybe an axe. Or a saw would be good also. Go right to the source. Have a good day! s-b

from shewhowalks :

Maybe you could buy her a big bottle of "Purelle" or another liqued hand sanitizer and put it on her desk with a note that simply says "Just concerend for your general health during this allergy and cold season!"

from shewhowalks :

This feeling you're having, is really awesome. Not so much in the sense that it's not accomplishable (seemingly) right now, but in that someone other than me feels it. It's exactly what spurred my crisis in faith. That antsy feeling..... Have a good day sweetie. You're precious.

from shewhowalks :

You know, this is something I've needed to do for a long time. I think I'm just now getting up the courage to discover on my own what I believe. Maybe I've been too afraid of what all those around me think. No more. Something else, which, is a long story which I'll not relay here, but you're welcome to ask if you really want to know, is that I've heard of and read some of Scott Cunningham's work. I don't really remember much, but I know I have. And maybe, just maybe that was about all the same time all this started in me. Either way, thank you.

from doommuffin :

yea yea, i'm a big symmetry fan as well. i would keep the number of tats balanced...but thats me. huggles- *joolz*

from shewhowalks :

I hope this is temporary. I can't believe I stayed as calm as I did and frankly, I'm suprised that while she was throwing up, I didn't start. I have such a weak stomache. But I'm happy to know I'm not the only one that it's happend to. And, I'd have traded a night of couch sitting tv watching for just about anything!

from nimiiwin :

Okay .. wait. You wanna be a law enforcement person? I thought you were gonna be a scientist!

from divamel :

So when do we get to play together again? *whines*

from nimiiwin :

Your husband's aunt's name wouldn't be Mary Brown would it?

from divamel :

Okay, sign me up for the stupid policy revolt event. I am totally there.

from nimiiwin :

There are times when I'd pay you to take her! But most of the time she's so cute I can barely stand it! No! You can't have her! No matter how much you beg! ;)

from divamel :

You look fabulous as always, cara mia. My condolences on the loss of your uncle. We should get together and soon.

from science-boy :

Hey! Sorry about your uncle. But your picture is awesome! You rock! Have a great day! s-b

from shewhowalks :

I'm so very sorry sweetie. Please, let me know if you need anything. ~Meg

from nimiiwin :

Welcome home, Ms. Science-Girl!

from shewhowalks :

Glad to see you're still part of the living. And yes, it was worry. Looks like a fun trip was had by all!!!

from soverycherry :

I just emailed you at your dland account!

from sleepystorm :

eek. which one is garage? im no good at titles...? i do have a pay-pal account, 5x7's are 11. if you want, paypal @ [email protected] x

from shewhowalks :

Thank you! Have a great trip. New Orleans is one of my favorite places to go, enjoy it for me!!

from caela :

Yay for fishies! Cichlids rock. We had a 90g Malawi tank, but I had to leave it with my husband when I moved out. Blah, I miss them. Now I must make do with the little 5g tank in my office, I've got some tetras and a pleco in it. Anyway, have fun in Nawlins, I love that city. I'm jealous.

from feesticka :

If it makes you feel any better, my husband and I always get a "catsitter" even if we're only going to be gone overnight. Yay for crazy cat people!

from hissandtell :

Hello - I found you through science-boy. I'm enjoying your entries and shall be back for more.

from nimiiwin :

Thanks! :grin: As soon as I have some to put online, they will be! :)

from science-boy :

Well, you have two cats, so the Pimp Name could be: Pussy Boot! P-booty? Chemical Pussy? Kat Nip? Kat Nipple? Maybe not. Have a great day! s-b aka Barwinkle?

from nimiiwin :

Chicken soup! That's what you eat for lunch! Get thee to the Soup Kettle. Do you by any chance work for AE Financial Advisors? Is that Bec a petite woman w/ blondeish short hair?

from nimiiwin :

New Orleans! You're going to my favorite city! Have you been before? Do you need tourist info? I have a book I could lend you and I can tell you my personal favorites. Lucky girl.

from sleepystorm :

thank you! no, im not on deviant art. im sure i could get that one in an 8x10. 8x10's'll be 18 dollars. is that fair? x

from sleepystorm :

in regards to your comment, i am. but not for long. im not able to. as for prints. let me know what photo, what size, and i'll let you know a price. it wont be a lot, trust me. :) x

from go-ask-alyce :

aww my kitty has cystitis a little while ago. she was in bad shape...in a lot of pain. i hope yours gets better!

from shewhowalks :

You'll be fine. Let me know how it goes. And, if it helps, I got my butt reamed by my boss this morning, and my anual review is coming in less than two weeks. I'm thinking this is not such a good thing.

from nimiiwin :

Thanks! Me, too.

from science-boy :

Just staring at the box, not knowing what to write, not wanting to rant, not inspired to be funny, but wanting to be here. Sullen.

from shewhowalks :

Of course I don't mind you adding me! I probably should have added you ages ago seeing as how I've been reading you for a while now! The one thing I'll never understand is how you could spend hours reading all the entires! I'd be so bored!! (I'm just an every day nerd!) Have a very happy Valentine's day! You've certainly made mine! ~M.

from science-boy :

I LOVE Indian!!! My Bride and The Goose, not so much. So, I don't have it often. I'll have to eat vicariously through you! Have a great day! s-b Thanks again for the support. Science-kids have to stick together!

from almost-grown :

Came across a banner of yours and fell in love with your diary! Just wanted to say hello.

from stealmypurse :

hello. i found you through your banner and i read most of your diary. we have a lot in common. besides the fact that i am seventeen. anyway, i hope that you keep in touch. i am adding you as a fave. feel free to read and add me if you wish. tootles!

from nimiiwin :

You rock! I will be changing my template soon! I love this one. :) Thank you!

from nimiiwin :

OMG!! That Dawn is in fact my ex. Please don't hold it against me. I was seriously crazy when I met her and left when I came to my senses. But, yep, that's her. So, we may well have met at some point since I was in the restaurant fairly regularly in like 1996. You might know my sister, too. Dawn Hogg who was VERY pregnant when she left there.

from nimiiwin :

Hey, Science-Girl! Thanks for adding me to your buddy list. :) I'm glad other people feel like having big, fat, freaking fits every now and again too. Sigh. Maybe if I had them my house would be cleaner!

from science-boy :

What's a Herby? And, being a guy, I can pass along this piece of info: the doors, walls and floors always win the fight. Even if you break them, they win, because you have to fix them. The shine from the clean house is making me squint. Thanks for your thoughts and words. They helped. s-b

from nightdragon :

Hear hear! I totally agree with the comment over the fascination with Janet Jackson's boob. What was I saying about the American entertainment industry just a few notes below?

from soverycherry :

Ooh cool eye picture. You have beautiful eyes. It looks like an ad for something!

from ghanima :

Thank you, darling. You are always so nice to me.

from nightdragon :

Well, as is so often the case here on D'land, I tried to sign your g'book and it was a rough ride. So I resort to your notes: Thanks for listing me as a fav and for taking my ninety-second statement to such heart. You really made my day! Even though we disagree on politics (I noticed the anti-Bush rings), we can still agree that voters -- left, center, right, Democrat, Republican, what-have-you -- should be INFORMED, or they can stay at home and watch the crap that passes for American TV entertainment while buffing their toenails. Heh heh.

from paintmytears :

hi. i did the thingy. yeah.

from science-boy :

OK. The Commanality thing was pretty cool. I was surprised, a little, about how many things we had in common. But like a said before, I hear a lot of me in what I read. Of course, it's my voice I hear, but... Have a great day! s-b

from youscareme :

Hi. This is Misty from J*A*M Pie Press. Did you order the Limited Edition or the Regular Edition? If you ordered the Regular Edition, you are entered in the drawing. After some discussion with my business partner, we felt it was more fair to include everyone who has purchased since January 18th. This decision was made after Ms. Valente posted the contest details. Please visit the website at www.jampiepress.com/promotions.html for more details, since this will always have the most up-to-date infomation. Also, feel free to contact me if you have any questions. [email protected]. Thanks.

from pandionna :

All that, and your boss is on the way to Mexico? No justice, I say! Sympathies to you on the root canal. The huz had one, and he now has a lovely gold cap in the back of his mouth, which he refers to as his pimp-tooth. Hang in there!

from thedevlyn :

See, it was my hope for your tooth to be fixed before the end of the month that made this happen so quickly. I feel soooo responsible. No, really, hope it helps and does not hurt too much.

from science-boy :

You are the coolest! Thanks for making the absurd laughable. Good luck on the canal. If you bite the bullet hard enough, it just might go off and save you the trouble. Hee-hee.

from thedevlyn :

So, guess that is a no on the prize. Hope your tooth problem gets fixed before the end of the month, gesh.

from onewetleg :

i would have to say go and get the tooth taken out. i had one that was bothering me for years and i finally had it pulled two weeks ago. it took 10 minutes. that's all. i am the biggest wuss there is when it comes to the dentist. do it you will be much happier. love,

from thedevlyn :

I was your 10,000 sitemeter hit. Do I win a prize? HA! Hope you get feeling better and your hubby stays home more.

from petrichor :

The thing about celebrity charity poker or any celebrity game show event for charity is that it always runs off me as shallow. Because really, these celebrities have plenty of money and could donate the money to charity without having to do a major publicity stunt to keep them popular and in the public eye. To me, it comes off as people doing something good for the very wrong reasons: selfishness and attention. But, ya, that's just me.

from ghanima :

Thank you! Big hugs! If you want you can checkout my website--there's a forum there now for everyone interested in the books to meet up!

from tuluum :

ooo menudo! :)

from raven72d :

I love the layout image...and the writing. I'll be one of your readers now, I suspect.

from invisibledon :

Clicked on your banner and read a bit - cool page

from thedevlyn :

Wrong, perhaps not. Illegal... now that's another story. Good luck though.

from sleepystorm :

i dont send out christmas cards because im entirely too lazy, so heres a note instead! merry christmas! x

from go-ask-alyce :

i looove Tales of a Librarian. it fucking RAWKS. lol. I love Sweet Dreams and Mary.

from paintmytears :

truth is, i felt that when i decided to approach him last week. i just don't want to jinx things, ya know?

from thecrankyone :

Happy Birthday!! HOpe its a great day!!

from mkboog :

Happy Birthday! I like your layout!

from dombilly :

Happy Birthday, Danielle! *throws confetti*

from autumn-kitty :

happy birthday

from bluebonnet :

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

from scorpio123 :

hope you had an awesome birthday!!! love always, vanessa

from mickey225 :

Happy Birthday! Hope you have a great day!!!

from macfarlane :

Have A Fantastic Birthday!

from damodred :

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! (I don't know if this showed up in your guestbook or not) Have a great day.

from cutie1083 :

Happy birthday!

from misspinkkate :

HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

from bathtubmary :

thanks! also, whoa... xo, d

from divamel :

Well, happy freakin' birthday, Miss Thang. It seems that Gnomad and I had the nerve to get married on yer birfday. Heh.

from seenuh :

happiest birthday wishes to you!

from officegal :

i hope you have a year worthy of a girl like yourself! happy happy bdays to ya!

from preciousgift :

Happy Birthday!

from elliorange :

♥ Happy Birthday! I hope you enjoy your special day!

from dlandbdays :

Happiest of birthday wishes sent your way!

from treewillow :

Happy Birthday!

from whiskeyblood :

Remind me to post my meet and greet pics from last years "TODD AND DAVE STALK TORI AMOS" tour. I'm a dork like that. I have some cool pics though and had amazing seats for all four shows. Too bad thos pics didn't turn out. GRRR. Later!

from divamel :

I feel you on that torn thing. I just registered for Winter 2004 under extreme duress. Like, will I finish this semester successfully, even? Sometimes you gotta suck it up and chase yer dreams, baby. Whether that's to be the full-time jobbie-job havin' goin' to school science-babe or a bookwritin' fantabulous model-type chick (or all of the above), is all up to you.

from poolagirl :

Whoa! Your boss is rich! What kind of business does he run, anyway?

from gnomad :

Awww sweetie, I'm sorry. *big hug*

from srch4balance :

Although I'm not a cat person, that was very *sniff* moving. I'm sorry for you to have to lose a member of the family, like Popcorn. He'll be climbing trees in kitty heaven :)

from divamel :

*forehead smooch* May Popcorn sleep, knead and purr without pain in the feline afterlife.

from red-wine :

(Death to guestbook) I used to work at a vet hospital, and you'd be amazed to learn how many people can't get past their own selfishness to allow their beloved pets to be out of pain. Not that you need me or anyone to tell you this, but you're doing the right thing. I lost my childhood kitty a couple of years ago, and my only regret was that we didn't let him go a little sooner.

from gnomad :

Come to think of it, you could stab him in the eye with a pen, and then bury his body in the files. Just make sure it's a generic pen that doesn't have your name on it or something.

from gnomad :

Oooo. Stab. Do it. I'll bring you chocolate and cigarettes in jail. I am SO right with you. I hear you.

from divamel :

Noon tomorrow? You mean it hasn't happened yet? *snort*

from bathtubmary :

hubba hubba! you have gorgeous eyes. xoxo, d

from srch4balance :

sooooooooo cute!! You look awesome!!

from poolagirl :

My God, you are delightful! I am adding you to my FAVES list right now - right this very second! There! Done. Presto bingo finito.

from leftunspoken :

Did I mention you are adorable and I love you? I thought the "dropsies" thing just happened to me. Don't forget knocking things off of desks with your hip when you bend down to pick-up whatever you just dropped. Nobody else I know gets this. You've made me feel sane. All my gratitude...M

from srch4balance :

I just love your entries!

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from soverycherry :

Ooh, "Joe Schmoe" comes on at 9 on Tuesdays on Spike TV. It's pretty good! I will miss "The OC", though. Adam Brody (Seth) is secretly my boyfriend. He just doesn't know it yet.

from pandionna :

That is a great coat. In fact, I like the whole look she has going on there.

from gnomad :

ROFL!! Love your haiku! I sense a change of career for you already .. ever think about perhaps a Hostile Greeting Card Line for coworkers? Where do I sign up?

from catpewk :

Hey you :) I used up all my banners today to help a friend get his songs heard. Please could your drop by my page if you get a chance, listen and leave a comment (good or bad?) Thanks! Catpewk

from catpewk :

Its letting me back in now. Thanks :)

from catpewk :

Hey why'd your diary go private? I used to enjoy reading it :(

from divamel :

You poor kid; what a fiasco! I bet you'll never do THAT again! *hug*

from leftunspoken :

Your guestbook hates me. I've left three messages and it either throws me out or eats them. I'm emailing later. I love you!!

from theparisian :

I actually have been taking 20mg of Elivil for a while now for Migraines. It's a wonderous Drug, you truly do sleep like the dead. The only problem is that it's a horrid thing to wake up in the morning. Oh my, it truly IS a small world.

from gnomad :

ROFL!! Maybe the people that use that phrase actually mean: 'If you do this your arm will contract a strange disease and a tree will fight back and avenge it's bretheren!". But it's a lot faster to say 'It's just like riding a bike'. People are always looking for the easy way out in cursing you. I have 4 words for you my dear, as a fellow bony-butt: Gel Padded Bike Seats. They're little slip-on covers you can slap on that bad boy. It won't eliminate the agony, but it'll sure put a dent in it. Happy riding!

from jazzyocchi :

The bike thing, I understand. I had to take a dysfunctional bike to the back of the store, and once I was behind those fancy doors, I tried to get on it. It had a bouncy seat. So here's my fat ass bouncing on this bike, trying to steer it to the broken/dysfunctional/ghetto area. *sighs, then rolls her eyes* So yeah, I understand the bike thing.

from nothingone :

well i'm glad then. all things happen for a reason right? heh we should make friends. if you have any aim or msn or yahoo messenger lemme know and we could chit chat.

from nothingone :

thank you for the words. can i ask how you found my journal?

from thatmarygirl :

i saw david and amy sedaris give a reading last year. my ribs hurt the nest day from laughing so hard. definitely go! :)

from pillow-wept :

hi! you can find me now @ sleepystorm if youre interested. i hate self promotion. eek. x

from leftunspoken :

Your guestbook hates me so I've been sent to your notes: God yes. Cross whatever you got. I know your vacation will be healing despite shaky beginnings. Love much!

from jazzyocchi :

That really was such an awesome picture, the first one of the two skies coming together. I am impressed. *bows*

from strawberrri :

i admire you for having the courage to admit to cutting yourself (i have a friend at uni who does it and we tell her off when she does it, but then we're also there to rub antiseptic in her cuts to stop them getting infected.) anywang.. no one should respect you less, i don't, however insignificant that may be :)

from jazzyocchi :

Just thought I'd give you a thumbs-up @ the new layout. I try to read your diary as often as possible. Glad ya'll had fun @ dinner. Sounds absolutely yummy.

from paintmytears :

not at all. yay. hehe.

from gnomad :

Hrm. Couldn't see anything but the first Eastman; but now you've got me curious about what the other two look like! Aiiie! Another mystery!

from granolakiss :

hey...i know the feeling. im an si-er. sometimes, for no particular reason, i want to cut. i actually cut a few days ago for the first time since april, i think. today, for instance, i came to work as usual. i work in an office but i get here at 8:30 and no one else comes in until 9:30/10. i went to the kitchen to put my lunch away and i noticed an exacto knife. with zero provocation, i smiled, picked up the knife, and cut my wrist. so...<i>i</i> know what you mean. take care! & i love the layout!

from prowlingleo :

Wishing you a happy 4th, and thank you for giving me a great read!

from bleakreverie :

well your not all to boring yourself, although you are correct you should have gotten a higher raise for flashing your boss, but eh what can you say? oh and i'm glad someone enjoys my thoughtless gobbeldy goop. (secret:half the time i don't even understand what i've written about)(another secret:it's more than half the time)

from gnomad :

Re: 'I want' entry .. you ok, sweetie?

from gnomad :

LMAO!! Here's me, laughing about it .. ROFL! I'm dyin over here!

from prowlingleo :

Hehe don't tempt me...only been an hour and they are calling my name. Eeek!

from prowlingleo :

I swear after reading both of my entries, I must be bipolar! Amazing what kind of effect a man can have on you :)

from sunsetreview :

your review is up at http://sunsetreview.diaryland.com/science-gir.html hope you like :)

from gnomad :

ROFL!! ROFL!!! "..psychotic kitty parade ' <dying laughing> two tiny kitty rugs .. ba-hahahahah!! Yer killin me!!

from ediblmercury :

we're all gonna miss her :(

from ediblmercury :

Please read my latest entry regarding Tracy (fakeitsoreal)

from gnomad :

YOU GO! Thanks for posting this. I went to the site, and also put it on mine. (OK, I also C&P's it into an email and sent it to about everybody I know). This is WAY too important to be ignored. Thanks for posting it! (re: 6/16 entry)

from jazzyocchi :

According to what I've heard, an ulcer is just discomfort that will NOT go away. I've been suspecting I have an ulcer, and my symptoms are that I can't really lie on my side, and I have wicked bad acid reflux. I just know that an ulcer is discomfort. Actually, I'm getting checked out in a couple weeks, so when I find out, I'll leave ya a note!

from nothingone :

Ah, but...who are you? Thank you for reading though.

from prowlingleo :

I know this is officialy random guestbook signing week, but I'm making it a 'thank you for reading me' day. So here is me, thanking you, for continuing to read me.

from acidtear :

ok i know this seems crazy but im trying to figure out if tracy (the lady who owns the diary 'fakeitsoreal') is alright and she isnt responding to emails and no one seems to be able to get in touch with her so im going through the sites that list her as favorite in hopes i find a personal friend of hers or someone who has heard from her since her last entry. please if you have heard from her leave me a note or email me: [email protected] thanks

from leftunspoken :

Hi Darling. You must have a stern talk with your guestbook, as it HATES me. It should be informed that I'm really a very nice lady. I tried to leave you a message earlier about how BEAUTIFUL your new ink is and how BREATHTAKING are your lovely hips. My gosh, that was the porn shot if ever I saw one. (The photo did the mouth-water thing I was very recently describing.) And Congrats! Don't you just love that shiny, new tattoo feeling? Anyway, I'll try to email before I leave work today, and if not, a phone chat this week is looking like a must. Kisses! Your M

from spotliterr :

Hi! I just stumbled upon your diary and I really like the way you write. And also, I know you're not werried about your tattoo, but just to further put your mind at rest, it really doesn't hurt. Did you ever lick a nine volt battery when you were a kid? It feels like that. Oh and I hope your oral surgery goes well. Cheers. Laura

from explodingboy :

you have a way cool screen name. i saw i clicked and here am i. Happy B'day for Wednesday.

from gnomad :

rofl!! just read your conversation with SmarterChild and i'm cryin' over here. found your diary via my wife's link to you, and -very- glad i did! adding a link to you from my site immediately! you're a hoot!

from soverycherry :

Oh, I just signed your guestbook and it won't let me do it again so fast, gr. Anyway, I looked at the entry with the pics of the new hair/dress and I have to say SO CUTE! Love the hair, especially.

from srch4balance :

Get to the dentist!! Do you want your other teeth to start shifting?? You only get one set of adult teeth, love...take care of them! Smile :) (Just getting mean like you requested.)

from ravynemyst :

Congrats on getting published!

from ravynemyst :

Forgot to say, love your layout and am adding your diary to my buddy list. Thanks :)

from leftunspoken :

If you come up with anything let me know. (I'm a basketball fan for goodness sake. Pshaw!) Sorry school sucks. You're doing so amazing keeping it together, Baby! I'm proud of you! Have you killed boss-cow yet? Don't forget "A good friend will help you move. A great friend will help you move a body." And I'm always here. ooxx

from fakeitsoreal :

i love your new layout.

from neuroticaa :

you. rule. (that "call my mother" bit? brilliant.)

from leftunspoken :

I suck at html. I tested it as soon as I posted, and noticed it didn't work. When I tried to fix it, the whole top-half of the entry disappeared. I deleted it. I have it saved on word, so I'll readd it later. Good thing I'm cute and have big tits, cuz I'm not that bright. I love you much....M

from natchez :

hey. found your link on top 100 diaries on diaryland website. awesome site. keep it up. i'm going to check out your stuff on ebay now. i was wondering how you put a copyright on your diary. i want to do that, but didn't know what i needed to do. come check out my site sometime!

from goovie :

got here thru your banner ad. i wanted to let you know that i understand how much distance sucks. i hope things work out so you and your husband can be together in may.

from leftunspoken :

Sorry. Work sucks. I suck. Will write tomorrow, I promise. LOVED your entry about news not being news when it's repeated. You took the words right outa my mouth, baby! Proving once again that we share a brain. Love ya!

from theaterlife :

Hey...I randomly clicked your diary and I just wanna say it's so interesting to read what you write! You're funny and direct...I really respect that. Best Wishes...

from leftunspoken :

I bet the zoo will take him if you can't find anyone who wants him. My sister worked at a pet store, and they sometimes put things that were dying but not dead in the freezer. (Mice and small things.) But sometimes you could see where they had tried to get out. That would've broken my heart. And once or twice something came back to life after defrosting. That's just fucked up. When my rabbit died I put him in the freezer until I could dig a hole to bury him on the weekend. And uck!...you said fish.

from timidmagick :

no it's not just you, carrot top really does appear to look like that to me too

from leftunspoken :

Oh, my owwwww!

from leftunspoken :

...and they lived happily ever after! (I just love Faerie Tales.) ...M

from leftunspoken :

You and your hubby are welcome to them. (Wait...that didn't sound quite how I intended it. But you know what I mean.) I figure they're at least a good three pounds each. Anyway, you could take two cups worth. That would make us both Cs. Not that we could possibly be any hotter than we already are. Kisses on all your pink parts! Love...M

from leftunspoken :

Oh, my! Are you ok? Oh, good! In that case...hahahaha. Sorry. I'm laughing with you I swear. And only because you sound like me. I once gave myself a huge black eye (in fact eye doesn't even describe it--my face was black from the corner of my eye to almost my mouth). How did I manage this amazing act you ask...Well simple, I opened a car door full-force into my face. I also gave myself a papercut getting into a car that had a sheet of paper lying on the seat, but that's not as funny. I woulda paid money to see you smack yourself with your shoe. But then I woulda kissed it to make it better. Sorry your day sucks. Padded rooms sound nice. We could see who could bounce the furthest after running into the walls. Love ya!

from leftunspoken :

Hey Sugar. Glad you're feeling better! I'm working on my first assignment I promise. (Despite the temptation to not do it so that you'll spank me. Mmmm.) Loved your note! I make the strangest associations in my head and so really innocent things will just crack me up. Then I bust out laughing and everyone just sort of looks at me. The looks aren't diminshed when I explain what I found funny either; if anything they get more concerned. Oh, well. I'd rather be odd and constantly amused then normal and sullen. Love 'ya!...M

from leftunspoken :

You are my sunshine! Thanks for the love. (It's always when I most need it too.--The very best kind.) I'm hating work today too, but on the bright side my hair came out really cute and I didn't have a rushed morning because I thought it was later than it was (as my various clocks are always set anywhere from 5 to 25 minutes fast and I occasionally can't figure out what the actual time is). I'm a freak. I don't know why you love me. I'm just glad you do. Have a great day Sissy! I'll email ya' later. Sending pictures too! ...M

from fakeitsoreal :

you are an inspiration !! i didnt know an orgasm was even possible post - paxil or any of the ssri's. what good news !!

from leftunspoken :

Hey Beautiful! Miss you oodles! Will write today if I get a second. I was home sick yesterday and half of Monday, so I haven't written. Hmmm...flamethrower...I like the sound of that. I'll have to rent that movie now, I haven't seen it yet. I rented girlfight and LOVED it. Wow. Talk about inspiring my lazy ass to go kick some at the gym. Hope the kitties are well, especially Az. Your trip sounds like fun! Hugs & Kisses! Marcia

from divamel :

You are absolutely <u>slaying</u> me, my dear. "I have cat poo. Nobody better piss me off today." *SNORT* Hope little Azrael's tummy (and colon) are recovering nicely.

from yohancock :

Saw you love Janet Evanovich and I am reading her works right now! She is hilarious! Love your diary, keep writing!

from fakeitsoreal :

eek. bats! i think your total behavior was warranted. actually, you were quite brave. men be damned!

from ryan8-5cut :

kidssuck kidssuck

from amberfalls :

Hello. Glad you stopped in and signed my g-book. What field are you studying? I'm currently working as a forensic chemist. Science is cool. Best wishes. -a-

from leftunspoken :

Hmmm...Ok. LOL. Callie sounds so innocent and Azrael...well frankly...isn't azrael like a demon's name? (Dont get me wrong - they're both lovely names!!) But now I have this mental picture of you with a little demon kittie on one shoulder and a little angel kittie on the other shoulder. Like a conscience with claws. Hahaha! Much love, Marcia

from divamel :

Quite da diary you got here, mamacita! Picturesque writing...I can see the den of comfortable iniquity that is your bed in the AM! :)

from science-girl :

You're welcome for the link. And I'm glad you like my layout! I do too! :-)

from fakeitsoreal :

thanks for the link. i love your layout.

from nothingone :

My pleasure to sign your notes. And I'm okay.

from science-girl :

I'm pretty good. How are you?

from nothingone :

Hi! How are you?

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