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from devian :
i still have myspace, silly--just my music profile though (http://myspace.com/devianstarr).
from fiestada :
Coolest bar? Where? Humiliation? Why?
from biensoul :
CONGRATULATIONS, BABYDOLL!
from devian :
i also deal with a snorer and i wear earplugs to block him out. he's tried everything that buddhababy mentioned and he still snores. i think you wearing earplugs will keep him from feeling self-concious about his snoring and will allow you to sleep through the night.
from buddhababy :
Make The Steve sleep on his stomach, it usually stops the snores! You can also get these nose clip things that stop snoring too, probably at a pharmacy or supermarket.
from biensoul :
Several things: 1. Next time you are all playing bingo, I want in. 2. Congrats on the Wedding Party status; if you need help making fancy invitations for the Bachelor Party, consider me a valuable resource. 3. Next time you have an 80s party, borrow my "Frankie Says Relax!" t-shirt. It's a scream. Kisses.
from herdarlinsin :
I loved your banner, but I heart your diary even more.
from cammella :
I saw your banner and it almost made me fall out of my swivvel chair laughing, so I checked your diary, and I love it to death, you're awesome (from what I've seen).
from buddhababy :
Hurray - have lots of gay sex!!!!
from mackaj :
happy happy birthday..... gropes and licks xoxoxo
from fiestada :
Happy gold membership, I mean birthday. I don't know how long it'll take to go through, but once it does, you can picture the place all up. Word.
from buddhababy :
In case i forget.... HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!! Lots of hugs and kisses to you.
from fiestada :
The room from whence the Christmas Porn came was filthy beyond measure...I have no doubt that the DVD is gross. I say clean it; that's quality porn going to waste!
from devian :
i'll talk to him but i'm sure the answer will be no--unless you will be our housekeeper as well as paying a lot of rent. and you have to cook for us. then maybe he could take you being on the futon.
from devian :
i'll rally my bitches from all coasts...
from buddhababy :
I want to hear about the embarrassing situation! PS where does your handle come from?
from buddhababy :
They say that youth is wasted on the young. I think that means we have more opportunities for fun as young adults, and more desire (but less offers) for such fun as older adults. Have some fun and enjoy your youth :-)
from buddhababy :
Misty Peppers! That show re-aired recently, the night before I saw Sissor Sisters actually.
from buddhababy :
No! The blond guy is Austin Scarlett! Yeah he's a big ole superfag queen but his designs are a kick to look at. I'm hoping Kara Saun (the black chick) wins. She's totally awesome in every way.
from fiestada :
Excellent work on your real estate agentness. So does this mean I can now officially use the phrase "it must be a real hot listing!"?
from meow-mixx :
First off, thank you for filling out my survey, you seem like a very interesting individual. Second, on behalf of the black people in the US (lol), thanks for not just sitting there and allowing anyone to just say those things and think that its ok to just spew racist thoughts and words around about a life that he could never know. You are my kinda' guy, too bad you don't like girls;) I've never read you before today and since you had such intellegent opinions I'm adding you to my regular read list. buh-bye!!
from abittergirl :
go to my profile, then click on 'abittergirl's surveys', and 'slutty' will be there. :)
from tons-o-fun :
holy CRAP i love the colors in your diary design. got th'link from devian.
from fiestada :
Dude, maybe it's that time of the month. Sorry, I couldn't help myself. You know I get that way too...depression is totally genetic. Thank Mom for that shit. If they refused to see you again, maybe you weren't laying it on thick enough...go into fucked-up-childhood detail, that should do it. Or, like you said, you know it'll go away on its own...I've been off the drugs for almost a year, and I have a bad day now and then, but on the whole it's okay. So, um, yeah.
from fiestada :
You are totally cute enough. Maybe not rich enough, but if that's his deal, fuck him right in the ear.
from biensoul :
Mental image of you running towards wedding cake in slow motion, arms open wide, ridiculous open-mouthed smile...made me laugh while administering Macbeth quiz to seniors (nice). RIP HFS. Oh, and I left school today to have sex during my planning period. I RULE.
from fiestada :
I am sorry you did not get to meet your internet boyfriend. On to the Curry Princess: confused? It's really not all that complicated...please keep us posted.
from devian :
oh steven, you do not have to spell-check your messages to me!
from devian :
i totally understand as i'm very much the same way when it comes to me fancying someone. i'm very agressive sexually, but when it comes to "true" feelings, if i really like someone i tend to distance myself and they would have NO clue how i really felt.
from devian :
i'm sorry that i didn't have a chance to meet up with you. i hate having to rely on anyone for anything and it did make me sad that i got blown off (no call ever returned and he didn't even mention it when i saw him at work). i am sad but maybe it was for the best. i'm in no condition to mack with anyone since i'm married :P
from devian :
you make being shallow sound bad or something! back in my single days (shed a tear), i would rock about four or five guys' bodies at the same time. well, not all at the same time--but that would be hot!
from fiestada :
I'm so with you on the not-knowing-how-to-react when boys are *gasp* nice. Please see: http://fiestada.diaryland.com/dating.html For real, though, B.
from fiestada :
What else will fit?!?
from kissoncheek :
Oh!, hey, I made a killing back in college selling my textbooks back to websites instead of the bookstore. I even sold a few through amazon.com. If you have any left, check it out, and trust me, people will look for them. I used to frequent 17 different sites to save money on my textbooks.
from fiestada :
I was always grossed out by Matt putting his plate on the floor for Scott Donahoo to finish the leftovers and lick it clean. I love the animals, you know this, but that's gross. Blah blah blah, dog mouths are cleaner than people mouths, etc. Except dogs LICK THEIR OWN ASSES. And besides, I don't lick the plates I eat from. Also, what's with the sudden gratuitous Jonny Lee Miller? Don't get me wrong, I'm all for it (am I EVER), but I was just wondering if there was any particular reason.
from fiestada :
Steve indeed, although he's one of those crazy "ph" spellers. I was thinking that his birthday was right near yours, so I guess it must be. A balloon story, though...I'll have to think about that.
from buddhababy :
I don't think cats (or dogs) mouths are very dirty. In fact I think if you only kissed cats or dogs, rather than humans, you get a lot less disease and sickness in life. Humans are much dirtier with their mouths!
from fiestada :
Your note re: a take-it-to-the-streets Broadway number made me laugh and laugh. Sadly, though, I then came here and read Devian's Ari Gold note and now I have the My Buddy song in my head. Dude, you soooo had a My Buddy.
from biensoul :
We need to talk about the possibility in overlap for gifts for your sister. Film at 11. I can't wait to see you (and get drunk, but mostly the former).
from devian :
did you know ari gold did voice-overs in the 80's? he was on JEM and sang the "my buddy, my buddy--wherever I go, he goes" song!!! i wrote him, but he never wrote back. he put me on his damn spam list though so i HATE HIM! i can't wait to be photographed with you. please have all the badness blurred out.
from devian :
you BITCH! i'm not a tranny! YOU'RE A TRANNY!
from rachel-what :
Ok, i stoped bothering him so maybe, you should leave me alone okay.. thannks and hove a nice day.
from fiestada :
Yeah, never smoked out of an apple, but soda cans were a staple of our (mine, Tom's, and Zach's) teenage years. And I, for one, made no comment on the facial hair. Hey, you never made fun of my brief foray into blondeness.
from devian :
you are too funny! i'll gladly be your secret boyfriend...i'm sure my boyfriend wouldn't mind! and i've never smoked weed out of an apple, but have seen it being done. i've always been lucky enough to have a pipe around...or worse-case, a pepsi bottle and some tinfoil. an apple is so huckleberry finn and shit.
from devian :
i can't believe you're a homo! (returns the swoon)
from pornoviolent :
wait, you're a homo?
from pornoviolent :
wtf dude? i come here... i come here... listen, okay? i come here expectating a real good time, a real good read. and i come and there's nothin'. just a bunch of whiney ass street urching scuttling along the alley here, where i was told would be vip back entrance treatment, which is really, well, nothing. so if this is a piss on my character, that you invite me here and there's nothing for me, either in the way of condolences or courtesies or some kind of diplomatic endeavor... and i get shit but a couple of street urching skuttlitlin' around asking ME sir wouldja spare a pence?? please wouldja sir? and i toss them a couple cross the way. so fuck this, good sir. you'll hear from my affiliates soon. mark my words.
from bornhabits :
sorry! ^.^''
from silverbiker :
a drunk guy sleeping next to you eh..woo now thats what i call a night ;)! hehe..lucky..
from devian :
albany, huh? i used to go there to see Phish. it's a nice town, but i don't like the cops there. too many!
from devian :
i'm your new online best friend? you're so sweet! i love cornrows! i never let my hair grown enough for them, but i've always wanted them!!! keep growing your hair so that you can have cornrows in january.
from devian :
your roommate is a fucking cunt whore slut bitch piece of trash for doing that to you. sorry, i'm drunk and i had to get that out. nothing pisses me off more than shit like that!
from fiestada :
What a prick! But then, the pretty ones usually are. Sigh. Logistically, there HAVE to be some decent guys left out there...I think the open call sounds like a plan.
from fiestada :
Again, laughing out loud at work. The one to the cats made me laugh first, but it was the kielbasa one that really did me in. Mom is currently lurking in the Fiction section, waiting for me to get off. Remind me to tell you about the elderly patron I called on Friday...excellent times.
from devian :
you forgot that time you were pregnant...obviously, it was pretty easy for you to have that baby in your high school bathroom and go back to dancing at the prom. you people make me sick!
from fiestada :
Oh. My. God. I'm at the library, supposed to be working, but reading diaries, and then I read about pushing the sticks up, and gave an unignorable snort of laughter. Bad, bad, bad. And yes, during this past year in the apartment, I have asked Steve to push the sticks up, only to be met with a puzzled look.
from fiestada :
Okay, last one, I swear. I know how you feel about Katie Holmes, and if you haven't seen it, you need to go rent Pieces of April. No, really, put your shoes on and go.
from fiestada :
(sorry, clicked 'done' instead of the window at the bottom) anywho; the past bunch of times Cory & I have been drinking, I have announced at some point, "Man, I love my brother." Just thought you should know.
from fiestada :
*"Sketchy internet homosexuals" amuses me A LOT for no discernable reason. *I think Cory will be helping me move, so you will maybe meet him. *Thomas Jefferson is on the $2 bill. *I am not usually a mushy drunk, but I've noticed that the past 3 times or so
from devian :
you could give david sedaris a run for his money. i love when people are just funny when you read them, but it's not contrived. that's why i like reading your diary. it's honest humor.
from biensoul :
AND I love that Sally Field sketch. I'll help Fiestada move after you leave because I'm supposedly going to a wedding that day, but whatever. *kisses*
from biensoul :
Weird question, but uh, where are you buying these houses? Are any in Baltimore? Um, any I might be interested in or are they super-expensive and not of the cheap/townhouse variety?
from biensoul :
For REAL we'd be LAME. I fucking LOVE that episode.
from devian :
what? you hate saurkraut? why you gotta hate on us germans? i could gobble it up day and night. love love love saurkraut! (i don't think i'm spelling it right either)
from devian :
what did your friend say? find one penis and stick to it? i have a much different moto (and you need to consult more fagz when it comes to man troubles): find as many cocks as possible and try to shove them all in your mouth at once. just shove 'em on in...use a stick if you have to to jam 'em all in. cocks cocks and more cocks, that's my motto.
from lycka :
Hya! I've come to you via Devian and I like what I see, so I'm gonna add you to my Buddy List if that's okay. xx
from devian :
when you come to vegas, please let me know so i can see you get your ass tattoo...maybe i'll get one, too!!!!
from smokeshack :
and...and...i thought i was the only gay guy that liked gangsta rap! (come to me!)
from smokeshack :
ok, now i've read A LOT of your diary...and i must say: IT'S BETTER THAN SEX...in the city because that show was TERRIBLE! <3
from smokeshack :
i was reading some of your entries and you posted a gay joke. i kept reading, thinking: "this had better be a gay guy or i'm going to lose it!" well, you are a gay guy! yeah! i read some entries back and think you're just so funny and clever! my cunt about fell out of my pants when i read the word: douchebaggery. i love it!
from biensoul :
You're a good man, SevenSurge! Oh, and I live with my parents, which I admit is both bogus and sad.
from biensoul :
HEH! I had forgotten those quotes. Good, good times. We missed you at JournalCon, but I do have three new gay boyfriends, so things even out.
from fiestada :
We are SO those people from TV! Also, I had forgotten about both Rocky Spain and the penis police. Heh.
from fiestada :
Okay, it's me again. Two things: 'simply resistible', though technically sad, makes me laugh and laugh. Oh, Robert Palmer. Also; I was telling Jessica last night about the J/J situation, and the lengths to which you had gone to get the dirt, and I just had to stop for a minute out of utter respect. You are SO my brother. (The going to extremes; the snooping, etc? I blame Mom.) Although we all have our own particular brands of wacky, I think I have a lot of the same stuff in my head that you do. This is why you must come with me on Thursday and drink until you can't feel your face.
from fiestada :
What are these new health problems? (Sorry, I haven't been reading for a few days.) Still wanna come to Jess's on Thursday? I think you should. *mwah*
from biensoul :
Despite his cuteness, You are Too Good for him. Don't let him get you down, yo. (PS--Did you know that Torgo committed suicide? Fascinating. You're the only person I can share that info with and have them understand, so thanks.)
from fiestada :
Immediately following Jess's birthday cake singing (which of course I sang "tooo YOOOUUU!"), she and Christina and I ran through the Chica Barnswell routine. Good times. P.S.: boys, in general, are crap.
from biensoul :
It was a last minute trip! They didn't mean to leave me...on my birthday! Thank you for the gift, sir, really. They hit 'da spot. Thankee for the shout-out, also!
from biensoul :
Sorry 'bout the content (this douchebaggery will not stand!), but seriously, the title is comedy gold.
from leonmcphelps :
Well thank you so much.
from leonmcphelps :
Boy ? Boy ? I don't know what you are talking about. Leon is all man.
from biensoul :
I'm thinking about Wu-Tang Financial, "We're gonna get you your fucking money." "Damn, right." Get the ODB on his ass. I'm people who know people, you know...being of the Greek persuasion opens certain doors, and can break certain kneecaps.
from fiestada :
Ugh, boys. But I hope you gave him the address again; you deserve your damn money back. Thanks for the excellent birthday cards, eh?
from fiestada :
Is this the Missy from myspace? 'Cause, dude, she IS hot. I'm thoroughly puzzled, but even more intrigued.
from faux-homo :
Dude ur diary is some serious good times. More sex though buddy. I work alot and maybe i can live vicarioulsy through u?
from fiestada :
Firstly: Marybeth Whitehead? Priceless. Secondly: I haven't smoked a blunt in ages, and am now jealous. Thirdly: a girl? A hot blonde girl?!? Straight boys everywhere are now jealous.
from fiestada :
Wheee! Making out! Well done, Gina, well done.

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