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from loki-katt :
Just a nosey kitty popping in to say hi and that I'm keeping ya in my prayers. Hope peace, true peace, comes your way soon.
from loki-katt :
Honey, I'm sorry to hear about SB. Even tho I never met the man, you made him live for me and the world seems less colorful without him. I know you're hurting now, but try to remember the good times and keep him close in your heart. Love to you and your family.
from grizmom :
Oh Shear, I'm so sorry for everyones loss. Sending you hope, peace and love from Nebraska.
from loki-katt :
Honey, I'm so sorry to hear about Granny M...I know you were close. SIL is quite the piece of work. It's a shame that some people act that way and cheat themselves out of the family that they really need. I can't blame you in the least, I'm sure I woulnd't have been as nice about as you were in fact. I'm sorry to hear SB is doing poorly. I know how hard all of this has been for you and there's still more to come. Please don't stop writing...even if you go months between updates. There are those who would miss you incredibly if you left for good. Hugs and good wishes to you.
from plankton :
7/15/09 I am so sorry to hear of Granny's death and where SB's illness has progressed too. It has been such a hard year for you. I hope you do not beat yourself up too much for not being present at the end. Maybe, on some level, she was holding out to "spare you."
from yarnsmith :
You're having a rough year aren't you. Hoping you get a few years of solid sunshine to compensate for it. Sorry to hear of your MIL and your friend. Even the break with the SIL is a tough one...no one wants to break with a sibling but some people just don't know how to behave and love others. You don't need that in your life. (((HUGS))
from grizmom :
Remember, you're as stong as the coffee you drink and the hairspray you use. I'm so sorry you've had such a rough go. Huggs and Prayers to you and your family.
from loki-katt :
8 July 09 - Just thought I'd stop in and say hi. I hope that you do decide to pick this back up when you get the chance. We finally got some rain down this way and now it doesn't look like it really wants to stop. tonight it's beautiful outside...frogs singing and a huge full moon to light the night. take care dear!
from loki-katt :
21 May 09...decided I might start dating these things cuz I can't remember if it records that or not. Just me being a nozy kitty checking in with you. Hope the new month (come to think of it, since it's a bit after 2am it's here) will be a bit kinder to you and yours. Prayers non-stop in these here parts! Hugs!
from loki-katt :
Hey there love. Just thinking about you again and wishing you peace and a bit of happiness on this Mother's Day Weekend. I keep hoping and praying for you. Take care!
from loki-katt :
Hey honey, just checking in. I'm thinking you're probably too busy keeping body and soul together these days to spend much time around these parts. Just wanted to let you know you're loved and being missed and prayed for. Hang in there baby!
from loki-katt :
Hey Honey, just checking in to see how Lady Shear is getting on these days. Miss your wit! Hugs 2 u
from cosmic :
I am just thinking about you and letting you know that you and your family are in my prayers.
from loki-katt :
Shear - you and yours will be prominent in my prayers for months to come. I'm so sorry you're having to deal with so much at once. Don't forget to take care of yourself a bit too while seeing after the others.
from grizmom :
Shear, I'm so so very sorry. You know that folks dieing in a nursing home really hits home with me. Especially when they're getting shitty care. Been there too. Know we love you and we're praying for God speed in whichever direction He intends this to go. I pray that your Hubby finds God's peace and strength and spends as much time with her as he can. **hugs**
from grizmom :
Shear, good to hear from you. Whatever is going on, hang in there. Hugs!
from just2cusmile :
OMG my ex sister in law made those truffles last year at Christmas and when she came over this year I asked where they were-soooo good!
from grizmom :
Shear, you sure do write the good stuff! :)
from grizmom :
Shear, as a former Customer Service Manager for Walmart, I've had my head handed to me a few times over that. Just take your CD in there and complain. They'll exchange it or give you your money back. But, raise a stink. It doesn't change the issue, that's for sure, but you could at least get something different if you'd like. Such a shitty way to make a buck huh?
from loki-katt :
Hmmm...time release handcuffs. I think I could use a pair or three of those babies! Got a toddler I'd like to tie up now and again and a couple of annoying folks that could keep him company. Happy Christmas!
from grizmom :
Shear-honey, that makes me want to vomit!
from grizmom :
That disGUSTS me to the Nth degree. You're right, may they slowly and painfully burn in the hottest pit of hell. And may God NOT have mercy on their pitiful souls.
from grizmom :
Happy moving Shear! I'm sending good moving vibes from here! How's V2 doing? They've been on my mind some.
from grizmom :
GOOOOOOD GRIEF! You expect people to do their jobs, don't you? Is that so much to ask? I'm just hopping mad over all this and it's not even my business! As for the crazy lady... lock her away and burry the key. Nobody will miss her. She may plead insanity, which might be true, but I doubt she'll ever be roaming free again. Thank God. Poor V2 and her daughter. It's just horrible.
from grizmom :
I imagine this sticks with you like a bad habit. No matter what you do or what you think or say or do, you smell it. Like it's stuck in your nose. It's very very sad. I feel bad for everyone. Like the situation wasn't bad enough all on it's own, without the foul odor. Wow... Thank goodness V2 has such good friends like you guys.
from grizmom :
Holy shit the bed Fred! This has Alfred Hitchcock written all over it. I can't even imagine what must be going through V2's head about right now... I'm so very sorry for all her heartache and hurt. So very sorry...
from grizmom :
No need to thank me, but you and your sis are entirely welcome. It really gave me something to hold onto when I was at a very low point in my life. Still does.. :)
from mahvalicious :
Mr. Mayor sounds like he's got some mental issues going on. Good luck. Love Lena
from bindyree :
Wow, your former brother-in-law isn't just a dick-blister, he's a DUMB dick-blister. Good luck to your Sis!!!
from sunstarr :
how exciting to be renovating! are you taking before, progression and after pics? if so, i hope you can post a few. inquiring minds wanna know!!!
from loki-katt :
Sounds like you had more 'fun' than I did. We got wind and rain...lots of tree limbs at the folks' and one of my mom's small trees fell over but didn't snap. She's planning on trying to rescue it. Few neighbors lost a tree here & there. Sorry to hear about your mom's roof...that's always a pain. I know what you mean about kids being excited about the storms. I can remember as a kid I was always excited about them too. We usually rode out the storms with relatives and it was kind of like an adventure...got to sleep on the floor, play fish with the grown-ups, eat food we weren't otherwise allowed to eat. The first season I was a homeowner, I started cultivating that worried sick look. Nothing like a little 'growing up' to change your perspective!
from just2cusmile :
glad your ok-sounds like the damage we got from TS Fay-now we got Hanna heading right towards us!!! grrrr
from cinzel :
Glad y'all are all okay.
from loki-katt :
I'm so happy to see that MIL has taken to her new life style with such zest! I know it's a load off your mind and does a heart good to see her so happy. I love it...she's polishing her nails in protest! I don't understand why her pastor hasn't made it around there yet...surely he can't be *that* busy that he can't just pop in and say hello, pray with her, or just share a cup of coffee. But I'm very thankful that she's doing well and living life again.
from grizmom :
Oh my... you DO have your hands and mind full, don't you. Sometimes things like your MIL sure does bring out the ugly in people. You hate to see that. And diet??? WHAT DIET??
from loki-katt :
I know how you feel about the nursing home. Some of them really are a place where some folks seem to go to just wait for death. My great aunt was in one. I used to worry becuase she never wanted to do anything...afraid of being a burden, etc. Mom didn't want to put her in, but she'd had a mini-stroke and mom really couldn't take care of her anymore. The first couple of weeks she pretty much kept to herself and moped around. We visited every day. But soon she made friends with the other folks there, took ceramic classes, and did things. The home had a movie night a couple of times a week, they had a little beauty shop where they could go have their hair done and that sort of thing. I think she did more living those last few months than she did in a long time. I think once she got there and met others her own age that could relate to her situation, and knowing that she's not 'burdening' any of the family for her daily care allowed her to let go and live life. That's the way I like to remember it anyway. It's always so hard to let them go, especially when it seems that a loved one has given up the will to live. And yes, typically, dispossessing oneself of everything that meant something usually indicates that. But she could also have made her mind up about the nursing home and this was her way of making sure that those whom she wanted to receive certain things after she's gone got them now. I hope this doesn't sound to pollyanna to you, because I know what you're going through. I guess I just prefer to look to the brighter side of things in these sorts of situations and make the best of the time the Good Lord has allowed. Be at peace and enjoy your other mother. It might not be as bad as you think.
from grizmom :
It's ok to be mad and sad. We're here and we care. When you need us, you know where to find us. :) Prayers, hugs and God's love and strength to you and your family.
from just2cusmile :
my prayers are with your MIL and your whole family-this is such a hard thing to go thru and sad and stressful...thanks for the highlighting tips-i actually bought some but yet to do it-i have a natural red tone to my hair is it best to use a ash color so it doesnt turn orangish? hugs to you!!
from grizmom :
Ohhh my... remember when you wanted to drive so bad?? :) I sure do, and did. My poor Mother had to teach 3 of us to drive. Our station wagon never did have a wreck, amazingly enough. But, my YS ran the Ford Falcon, 3 on a tree, right into the side of Safeway! Thank goodness it was a SOLID brick building! hahaha Good luck!
from bindyree :
I have been wearing an ostomy appliance since the age of 17, and I just turned 43. The only thing I really had to change was not to wear skimpy two piece bathing suits anymore, but the rest of my life is amazing. Good luck, SB!!!
from grizmom :
OH girl... been there, done that, bought the shirt. I was SURE there was something really seriously wrong with me. Oh there was alright! :) I had a laproscopic hysterectomy over a year ago. Over in a day, history in a week. No kidding. And let me tell you, the majority of all that 'wrong with me' stuff is gone gone gone! I'm glad you saw your doc. It's something SO treatable! No need to be so miserable!
from grizmom :
I got married last Saturday myself. 1 maid of honor and 1 flower girl. I did my own hair, but I can see what I missed! :) I have a WONDERFUL hairdresser and would just die witout her. I'm glad SB will be there to lend his 'advise!' I was thinking about him and wondering how he was doing. We'll expect a whole big post about all this 'up-doing' and SB. Have a WONDERFUL, fun-filled day!
from grizmom :
Between the wonderful new baby boy and peeing your pants, I think you've about got it covered! :) You always make me smile, and generally make me laugh out loud!
from just2cusmile :
welcome to the world lil Ethan-maybe you'll get free haircuts for life ;) your mama stopped at the right place for help!!
from blueyedmom :
You are too cute! We may need to start calling you Cupid. I also wanted to say thank you for the wonderful notes you have left at my diary lately! All the kind words mean so much to me.
from grizmom :
How sweet! Nothing like a good ole fashioned love story! :) I hope he hugs and kisses her before she even knows what hit her!
from grizmom :
I believe, in many cases, it's mind over matter. His postive attitude and determination, accompanied by everyones love and support are a very good mix for his recovery. I'll watch for updates and be happy to contribute in anyway I can! Hang tuff!!
from just2cusmile :
this all sounds too fimiliar-Im praying for you and SB and all the good your bring out in people!
from yarnsmith :
If love and support are the weapons needed to kick cancer's ass...then SB is well armed...He is blessed to have you and V1 in his life.
from poolagirl :
Good for you! You rock, woman! Your hub rocks too! Give him a big hug for me. I tried to leave a comment but it wasn't showing up on your page.
from yarnsmith :
Thank God you went along on that trip. Now you know that the teacher can't be trusted and hopefully she won't be trusted again to be in charge of a trip. That was a wise move to go as a spectator.
from yarnsmith :
Sorry to hear about SB. Cancer is a tough thing even if you beat it. My prayers are with you all in your effort to help him. Good friends and family are the best remedy for anything.
from grizmom :
I'm so sorry for the loss your town has had. I can't even begin to imagine... On another note, you're right! YOU CAN DO THIS!! You can be positive and supportive and help counterpart get through this! Laughter is good for the soul. I prefer Robin Williams. He makes me laugh so hard that something ALWAYS comes out my nose! :) Praying for y'all!
from yarnsmith :
So sorry to hear of the events in your town. What is this world coming to?...This is all happening way to much...way too much. (((HUGS)))
from yarnsmith :
You tease us Northerners with those lovely flower pictures...we are so far from flowers and green grass and garden beds...seems like Spring will never come. You are darn right...that's what family is for. Your sister will be fine and I know she is hurting and scared right now but in the long run, that lyin b-strd has done her a favor by filing. I hope he suffers big time. With your family's help your sister will be fine.
from yarnsmith :
I can't even begin to relate...never had a migrane. I'm glad you found something to help you deal with them. I always wondered how rubbing something on your head could get rid of a headache...It would have to penetrate the skin, and your skull and get down into your brain and all...thanks for the R&D on the roll on headache product. I won't waste my money on it if I should need a headache remedy.
from yarnsmith :
The Samoas are my fave...ya just gotta give it up with the GS COOKIES and kNOW your gonna eat the whole box. LOL!!
from loki-katt :
Girl you sure have had a rough patch here latly...glad to here the mum-in-law suffered no ill fate thanks in no small part to morons R us. I think these fools need to be put out of everyone's misery and I'd write to lifeline about it...maybe they'd comp her a month of service or something, cuz I know that ain't cheap. Sorry to hear about your customer. I know when you see so very much of them they become like family. I know her daughter was hurting, but I don't understand about her wanting her mom's hair colored, unless mom always kept it that way and would have been mortified to be seen anyother way. I know it would be loads more expensive, but could a wig the proper color be styled for the lady and used? That way the color worries are over and it would be easier to stlye in the bargain. God bless your big heart.
from laurie2002 :
OMG! WTF! Those EMTs are complete morons!!
from chaosdaily :
you really need to make sure that something is done about those emts... before they kill someone!
from loki-katt :
And dinner is at what time?? I may have to get myself a po-boy tomorrow.
from loki-katt :
You know I only watched the last 34 seconds of the game cuz daddy was watching a Closer Marathon on TNT. But I was really torn...I couldn't decided if I wanted Eli to win so all the little Mannings would have what daddy never earned...a super bowl ring or if I wanted the Pats to remain undefeated...that would have been way cool. I checked out the commercials, and I found very few that were worth anything near the $3M prictag, in fact some were downright STUPID and others weren't new. (Did love the Bud Clydsdales though. Dad said they should go back to the lizzards.) OK, now for the hunks-o-men...I'm sorry, but Fabio reminds me of an Afghan Hound. He's very attractive from the neck down though - and being Miss Universe myself I can say so! ;-) Don't know if I'd cut Matt's hair...I like long hair on guys so long as it looks nice.
from yarnsmith :
Loved that video...you know with all them candidates, the more they talk change, the more it will all stay the same.
from yarnsmith :
I could use a Virgie. If that Dr. was willing to go to the bother of a house call, I guess he's worth a 2nd chance. I had cataract surgery last April...the surgery was a piece of cake...no pain...home by noon..the hassle was keeping this big ol plastic cup taped over my eye during the night...that was not fun.
from just2cusmile :
I just looked at your snow pictures-those are amazing and A LOT of snow you got!! sorry your husbands surgery was canceled and the poor guy doesnt know it yet-you gear yourself up for it then its canceled...Last but not least HAPPY BIRTHDAY-hope your day is wonderful!
from yarnsmith :
Wow...such personal service at Mac's...you have arrived.
from loki-katt :
I'm sorry to hear about you and your friend's loss. I can't imagine attending a funeral so young...I was an adult before I did. It's very tramatic for everyone, but especially the young who think their parents are immortal. What's worse the child blames himself. I hope you friend gets counseling for the boy...he's going to want to talk eventually and not necessarily to him mom. My prayers are with you all (hubby too for a speedy recovery!)
from loki-katt :
I'm sorry to hear about you and your friend's loss. I can't imagine attending a funeral so young...I was an adult before I did. It's very tramatic for everyone, but especially the young who think their parents are immortal. What's worse the child blames himself. I hope you friend gets counseling for the boy...he's going to want to talk eventually and not necessarily to him mom. My prayers are with you all (hubby too for a speedy recovery!)
from grizmom :
I was 21 when my Mom passed away. We went to the funeral home to make arrangements. After talking with the director, he led us to what appeared to be a door, only it was a sliding wall. He flung that thing open and it was FILLED will different caskets. I think I just stood there, staring. I don't think I could breath or move. It was one of the saddest days of my life. I can't imagine being that sweet, young boy and facing that. I'm so sorry for everyones loss. So very sorry.
from just2cusmile :
poor thing-i feel for ya and know the feeling-that happened to me when my aunt Jean died-they told us to walk into this room and not expecting that she was going to be in there-it freaked the heck out of me-I ran to the bathroom and about passed out...sorry for your loss!!
from yarnsmith :
So sad...sorry to hear of your freinds husband. We had a viewing for my Mother, then had her cremated...helps some people to say good bye...it's never easy.
from cinzel :
So sorry to hear about your friend.
from yarnsmith :
I had a cataract removed last April. I got there at 6AM and was home before noon. It didn't hurt a bit. They put me out for about a minute to give me a shot then woke me up and did the whole thing while I was awake....no pain....All I saw were these awesome colors as he was removing the old lense and installing the new. Afterward it is a pain in the neck for about 3 weeks as you have to tape this clunky shield over your eye at night to make sure you don't rub your eye. I did have a mishap and rub my eye and did a little damage to it but it's ok. My eye felt kind of funny for a few months after..turns out there were stitches they didn't get....now, less than a year later...I can see beautifully out of that eye....they do more of these than any other surgery...it's quick, painless and 99 percent successful. Don't worry.
from yarnsmith :
I often wonder how my daughter makes it through a day standing all day long with arms held up when she has the flu. Thankfully, most people LOVE their stylists and are very sympathetic about missed appointments especially due to illness. Hope SB is well soon.
from yarnsmith :
Whoa...I need a can of that stuff to leave out for the husband, then I can cash in that life insurance
from sunstarr :
gorgeous pics! yeah, it was 38 degrees here in SOUTH FLORIDA!! i say, if it's gonna be that damned cold, I want snow!!! ya know what i mean???
from just2cusmile :
Its freezing here in Florida too-if its going to get this cold we wanna see snow too but then the whole city would shut down like it did before..Awww a new meember of the family-I hope you do put up a picture of the baby-atleast its not out in the cold...HAPPY BELATED NEW YEAR to you too!!! hugs back at ya
from yarnsmith :
That is the way I want to enter 2008...DANCING!!! Happy New Year to you and I hope the Saints and the Bears have a better year....The Bears are such an embarrassment we are still celebrating the Super bowl from 23 Years ago.
from yarnsmith :
No offense taken to the prayer against the Bears...they're just trying to finish out the year, their chances are over anyway....They've played like poopy heads all season...the thrill is gone..the Saints might as well win.
from yarnsmith :
Oooooh, that fire looks so toasty I can almost feel it.
from yarnsmith :
I live in Chicagoland...you can come get some a our snow.
from just2cusmile :
we have started making that our Christmas Dinner tradition the past 2 years and we love it!!! fra raa raa but we skip the duck with the head looking at us!! :)
from yarnsmith :
That is a creepy looking Christmas Tree...I wonder what it is made out of. I'd love to just spend Christmas with my immediate family too...just for once. We have to go to see relatives who we would never be friends with if we were not related.
from yarnsmith :
That policman sure looks uncomfortable with a tree top crammed up his behind.
from yarnsmith :
Are you going to make Dad look like Ty Pennington too?
from lizzzygizzzy :
Golly, gee Shear--I have been right where you are concerning church. I used to go every time the church doors were open--of course I got stuck doing children's church, oh--and since I was single and didn't have a life, I also got the pleasure of cleaning the toliets and other chores that nobody else wanted to do. And then they talked bad about me. Whew, I do remember those days. Now, since I don't go to church (and haven't for years) I wish I had a church family--but I work on Sundays. May we both find a NICE church family some day!
from just2cusmile :
i hope you get some tix to the shows at the hard rock-when we got our players card my husband asked if they were running any specials-i think it was double points night-well hubby mentioned we hadnt ate all day and thats when they gave us the free comps for the seafood buffet-isnt that nice of them?! when my hubby laid eyes on the lobsters claws he was like ohhhh hell noooo and then he was like a race horse out of the gates!!! lol
from lizzzygizzzy :
Hey Shear! I only jumped about a mile high when I watched your "weird and freaky" clip. LOL Now I might need a drink of some sort. Happy Halloween!
from yarnsmith :
Here's a simple idea....pin or paint a big letter "P" to the front of a t-shirt. Then put black makeup over one eye and you would be a "Black eyed Pea". Have fun at the party
from poolagirl :
Your comments seem to have fallen off your page! Whaaa! I just wanted to let you know I just finished "Son of a Witch." The head flying monkey in Oz was named Chistery. Scary dudes! I used to run out of the room!
from lizzzygizzzy :
I love the "Foggy morning in Mississippi". THanks SHear for all your love and support through Brad's illness.
from yarnsmith :
You are all way brave...but please don't get yourself hurt.
from just2cusmile :
im glad everyone came out ok with the robbery-that is very scary and you are a brave lady! have fun on your trip!
from loki-katt :
Well I always do my best fishing at the local catfish house...it comes pre-caught, pre-filleted, and pre-cooked and has the decency to invite along some awesome slaw and hush puppies and sometimes even a picture of tea. That said, this is everyone's vacation is it not? Seems to me that everyone should get to do something they enjoy...dad, son, and hubby get to fish...you and mom get to lounge, read, and leaf peep. Sounds like a win-win to me. And as for cooking...that needs to be a team effort. Guys fish and clean the "kill", women cook, EVERYONE pitches in to clean up...otherwise it's just indentured servitude (with love I know) at a different venue.
from yarnsmith :
have a great trip
from mahvalicious :
By all means the lounging and the trashy novels win hands down in my book. Have fun!!
from yarnsmith :
You hair stylists hear all the good stories. Sometimes I think I live vicariously through my daughter..she's always got a good story. I'm glad Mr. E will have a nice job and the property owner will have an honest employee
from yarnsmith :
Wow...he's a colorful character indeed.
from mahvalicious :
Oh My Lord - that's a LOT of rhinestones.
from yarnsmith :
This is my 2nd "king" post I've read today and my 2nd belly laugh....Where on Earth did you get that video. I actually used to know a guy who looked like that King.
from yarnsmith :
Boy your sure get alot done on a "day off".
from yarnsmith :
Did ya filet that stick up to cook for dinner? LOL!!
from yarnsmith :
we've had it hot and humid and way to moist for our neck of the woods. I'm glad fall is on the way.
from yarnsmith :
I wish you were my neighbor. You sound like the nicest lady. Sorry to hear about so much sorrow, although your closing paragraph is darling. I wonder if your bro in law and sis sat down and decided to recommit...including his finding work where he can be home instead of out of town, if they couldnt find their way back to each other.
from mahvalicious :
You've certainly had more than your share of bad news. I hope things work out for your sister. And aren't little children just the best when they brighten your day like that.
from yarnsmith :
I saw a snapper snap a 1" stick in half once. It was a huge turtle about 10 inches or more shell diameter. I used to have turtles in an aquarium. They made V shaped nibbles in the stuff they ate....then they'd have sex.
from mahvalicious :
OMG you are hilarious - tic tic - jerk jerk.
from just2cusmile :
my favorite kind of grapes-my granny use to have them in her yard when i was young...i just bought a bunch this weekend at the flea market-the green ones!! the pie looks so good!
from mahvalicious :
That jelly and pie sound absolutely delicious. I don't know what's come over me lately, but I've become absolutely domestic in the cooking line. Saturday I made a double batc of chokecherry jelly and it turned out beautifully. Do you have chokecherries in Mississippi? I haven't made jelly for years and now I've got the itch. I'll have to locate some grapes. Ole has started several vines of beta grapes, but they aren't mature enough yet to produce. I would assume they must be similar to the muscadines you're speaking of.
from yarnsmith :
I haven't seen Auntie Mame in years...maybe since high school....and that was a long long long time ago.
from loki-katt :
koolickles? OK, that's a new one on me. Strawberry pickles really don't sound that appetizing, but I'll bet you they're not half bad.
from yarnsmith :
I've had friends who say warsh and zink but the others are new to me. I know some people who just talk wrong period and I have learned to bite my tongue rather than correct them.
from katress :
Being a "super banker" who works back room, it's sad to say that often times we see people taken advantage of. Seriously - I could do it now to my parents and they would be able to do nothing about it - but I'm NOT like that. It's awful to see. Elder abuse is rampant, but at least where I work we have some pretty serious procedures for dealing with that. Poor Ms. W!!!
from just2cusmile :
wish i had a hairdresser like you-your a special person who helps out so many!!
from yarnsmith :
It is ashame the lack of dignity these old people must suffer sometimes. I see that with my own MIL. You're an angel for bringing her some happiness.
from just2cusmile :
makes me like being an adult a lil more after reading those rules-i wanna learn more about the cup :)
from loki-katt :
Yeah, it'd be the middle finger for me too! Man, I believe in a bit of structure for kiddos, but this woman wants utopia. Is there an indoctrination ceremony where each child receives the "cup"? I guess the other question would be did those rules come engraved on stone tables?? :-)
from acaldwell :
me thinks those rules are just a lil too stringent. i'd be using my MIDDLE FINGER!! heh!
from acaldwell :
i see you get lotsa phreaks down there!!! yiiiii!! !
from chaosdaily :
ohhh i hear you... "im having this party and is it too late to order 15 dozen rolls for tomorrow? and 20 pounds of turkey and gravy? ive been planning it for 3 months and i forgot to order it...."
from poolagirl :
They expect you to stay and work at night???? Holy maloney!
from acaldwell :
isnt red tape madnez fun? hehehee!!! and to think, these folks have been allegedly doing this for years!!!
from yarnsmith :
Im glad my parenting days are over.
from boxx9000 :
I'm back to school on August 15th (teaching 6th grade) i can NOT believe summer vacation is over, WHERE DID IT GO????????
from cosmicrayola :
I got mom and dad across, but couldn't do anything after that except bring them back. This is frustrating!!
from mahvalicious :
Granny Annie must be quite a character. She really cracks me up.
from acaldwell :
time flys way too fast!!
from acaldwell :
ill keep my opinion of courtney love to myself! if i could get on the singing bee and have them play just elvis songs, i would be the grand prize winnah!!! hehehehe!!!
from yarnsmith :
Thanks for the answer. I'm still trying to play with it without looking at the answer. Cute game...addicting for sure
from yarnsmith :
I guess I'm stupid. I couldn't figure it out. Are you gonna post the answer?
from loki-katt :
Not so bad. Took me about 3 minutes to figure it out...Rosee (the cat) helped. Is that cheating?? I expected to see a report on hubby's reaction to his niftie giftie. I'll bet he was very surprised...now if it would just quit all the raining y'all could enjoy it!
from dana-elayne :
Gracious! I was about to feel dumb. I got it though. And all I got was them cheering. Bah! ;)
from sunstarr :
took me 10 minutes, but i did it! Yay for me! :)
from acaldwell :
hahaha IQ test! not now, maybe later, its 4 am i just woke up!
from loki-katt :
Well aren't you just a little sweetpea!?! I'm sure he'll love it. I always liked getting my ex something I knew he would love. To me it was my way of showing him how much I loved him that I took the time to ferret out something I knew he truely wanted (unfortunately it was never reciprocated). You're good. If I had a gift that good to give I'd have a tough time keeping it to myself...I'd want them to have it NOW.
from just2cusmile :
great great deal and your hubby is going to love you forever-i would love to see his face when he gets it and i know my husband would be so jealous-he's been looking for that perfect priced boat for awhile...happy b/day to your husband!!
from bluesleepy :
You got the steal of the century, my dear! Good for you!! Make sure you get a photo of your hubby's face when he finds out what you got him!! ;o)
from cosmicrayola :
I;m sorry but he paid me good money to tell him!
from poolagirl :
What a cool giftie! He will be SOOO surprised! We want pictures! Pictures!
from bluesleepy :
Awwww hon. My grandparents sat my mom and her siblings down over the holiday weekend to inform them of what is to be done when they go. I think my grandparents' awareness of the subject has rubbed off on my parents. Even at 55 and 60, my parents have discussed what they want done when they go. Also at 28 I've told both my parents AND my husband I want to be cremated multiple times so that there is no question. Yes, I know, I need to get it down in writing, but at least more than one person has heard me say that. I'm so sorry for your loss... but don't feel guilty that you were busy living when someone else passed on. It's what we're supposed to do, and I'm sure your friend is more than grateful for the help you have rendered him in the aftermath.
from yarnsmith :
So sorry to hear of your friend. Don't beat yourself up for living your life and taking a nap . This is life. We grab the fun while it's there, deal with the bad stuff when it comes and be there to help others when they need us. At the time he needed you....you were there.
from grizmom :
I'm so sorry for everyone's loss. I one had neighbors, they were the block grandparents - everytime you needed something and your folks weren't home, you went there. She too passed of a heart attach at home. I'd see him wandering in the yard and ask him how he was doing. He'd say "Barely able to get along." He passed about 2 years later. It was one of THE saddest things I ever saw. Prayers to all of you.
from mahvalicious :
Yes, it's been awhile since you've updated and we've missed you. I'm sorry for your friend, what a life adjustment he'll have to make. I think talking about your funerals is an excellent idea. Your hubby may not be able to discuss your celebration right at this point, but I bet if you wait a bit and then bring it up he'll be much more receptive. You all are hurting right now and it's maybe not a good time to make those kinds of decisions.
from chaosdaily :
im sorry for your friend.. he needs to keep living for his kids.
from poolagirl :
I am so very sorry for your friend. You and your husband are good people. The people in your world are so lucky to have you. Blessings.
from junkmel1 :
Oh my God, I am so sorry.
from acaldwell :
so sorry to haer about hubbys best friends wife. i hope you all are all right.
from yarnsmith :
Honest to God? You packed a fish in someone's luggage? What a riot.
from katress :
Oh my gosh...read you from work this morning per my Mom's recommendation. She's right - you're a freaking RIOT!!!
from loki-katt :
LOVE IT!! I can just imagine how fragrent your little gift was by the time they got off the plane in AZ and reclaimed their luggage.
from cosmicrayola :
You, my dear, are my hero.
from bluesleepy :
Awesome!!!
from chaosdaily :
awww and you forgot to tell them about such a wonderful surprise??? geee.......
from mahvalicious :
Oh My Gosh - that is the funniest thing I have heard in forever!! You are the BEST!!
from acaldwell :
smells like company! hahahaha!!! youre a riot!
from cosmicrayola :
OMG! I am a New Englander, but you almost make me wish I were a Southerner! I read your entry, I laughed and then read it to my hubby. I said I thought probably you put son's fish in there and my hubby told me that his buddy's on his ship (merchant marine, years ago) put a salmon head in his luggage once. He got home and had to throw away all his clothes. Gee. I hope it was son's fish. Haha!
from mahvalicious :
You are truly WONDERFUL!! And of course you're going to eventually tell us what you put in his suitcase, right? I'm dying to find out. Too bad they didn't all melt when you pushed them into the rain. Would have served them right.
from chaosdaily :
oh oh, what did you do?????
from bluesleepy :
Did you put the innards from your son's fish in there?? It would serve him right!! I can't believe people could be like that, and then raise their kids that way. You are AWESOME! And your son is just as awesome. Way to go!
from acaldwell :
hay miss Hill Billy!! didja put one of dem dere bootleg fire crackers in relatives luggage?? heh heh. or maybe better yet a bottle o' white lightning? wheeeeeeee!!!!!
from just2cusmile :
you rule Miss Hillbilly!! you made us southerns proud ;)
from poolagirl :
Sounds like those Zonies turned into spoiled fish! Stinking to high heaven after a few days!
from loki-katt :
Oh honey, you get an A+++ in Southern Ladyship. I'm afraid they'd revoke my diploma from Miss Delta's Finishing Scholl for Southern Ladies and Salon! I'd have had to tell them all where to step off and offered to make them reservations at the Starlight Motel down the street...yah know since we're all so Hillbilly we don't got none of those fancy Hol-lee-day Inns. Your precious boy is wise beyond his years. Thanks for making me smile today...I needed it!
from yarnsmith :
Thank you for sharing those humming bird pictures. I was absolutely fascinated by them. How beautiful and tiny.
from acaldwell :
i want time to slow down!!
from loki-katt :
I don't think you need a new slogan...that one is perfect! Of course it may not go over well with some of your customers...I can just see little Jimmy loudly questioning his momma...momma what's a snatch and do boys got 'em? Where are they? Or even worse, little Janie announcing to company that mommy got her snatch dyed to match her hair so her boyfriends won't know that she really don't got yellow hair. Dye job...$50, Snatch job $50, utterances from the mouth of babes...Priceless! :) Have a good 'un!
from cosmicrayola :
Or, "You've dabbed it with purfume, so it doesn't stink. Now it can be snaazy! Go Pretty in Pink!! Ok, Karen shutting up now.
from cosmicrayola :
Or how about, "Whip off that Bikini, let it be seen! Forget mundane brown, tint it lime green!!
from cosmicrayola :
How about, "Roses are red, Violets are Blue, So color your Betty, She needs a lift too!
from acaldwell :
hahahahaaa!!! oh jeez!!!! i dont think i would be walking into a beauty parlour and asking if they offer "betty" service!!! wooooooo boy!!
from poolagirl :
OMG! People really do that? I had no idea! Guess I don't get out from under my rock very often.
from mahvalicious :
You ARE kidding, right? That really cracked me up and the OJ nearly came back out my nose.
from bluesleepy :
ACK! I hope you don't have to, unless you really want to...
from mahvalicious :
My Goodness - what's going on? You've always seemed to enjoy your work so much. Hope it's not health reasons?
from poolagirl :
???????? Quitting?
from acaldwell :
that bridge looks scary!!! hope a good gust of wind dont come by!!!
from yarnsmith :
Wow...cracked a rib from coughing? I think all men are babies around their wives when they are sick. Maybe because they feel they have to be burly and brave and all bravado for the world and when they don't feel good they just want their mommies/wives. Hope he feels better soon and that you survive all those parties.
from acaldwell :
i think the going rate for babysitting hubbys is 18 cents an hour. plus food. heheee!!! heal fast hubby!!
from cosmicrayola :
Just get in a supply of snacks and have your son babysit. He can use the money. Hmmm, what is the going rate to babysit a grown man these days? Hehehe
from grizmom :
Oh thank GOD! I must get a stock of them for the men at job 1!! Their junk is SURE to fall off without them!
from poolagirl :
How perfect! I am so relieved!
from mahvalicious :
OMG! What a horrible thought - distorted winkies (snort - snicker).
from bluesleepy :
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Ummm wait. Why would a guy have his cell phone in his drawers anyhow???? *scratches head*
from acaldwell :
them under drawers look like womens under drawers!!!!
from bluesleepy :
One episode of Dirty Jobs featured catfish noodling. I think the noodlers ARE insane. ;o) HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!
from acaldwell :
them noodler fishermen musta run outta dynomite, thats why they were fishin with their hands!!! happy mothers day, and yea, i get the documentary channel, and ill be sure to look for that!!!
from just2cusmile :
a couple of weeks ago i went to the mcdonalds in walmart and the young lady working there was sooo adorable too and i just couldnt take my eyes off of her and she even looked great in braces and it seemed like everybody loved working with her...about the hairdresser or lack of-glad shes not near me!!
from cosmicrayola :
Wow! She must have been running a "Clip" joint. I guess the closing of her shop will be is "Permanant." She won't be going anywhere when the judge tosses her in the slammer and "Locks" the door. I bet she gave the judge a "Frosted" look. She probably just "Curled" up in her cell.
from bluesleepy :
Jeb Bush is trigger-happy... ;o)
from acaldwell :
OMG!!! the DEATH PENALTY????? i always KNEW florida was EVIL; this proves it!!! sheesh!!!
from chaosdaily :
grey panthers... hahahhaha
from cosmicrayola :
Today's entry reminded me of years ago when I worked in a coffeeshop/diner. We had this very pomplous (but nice) lady that came in every morning. She was leaving one day and I made the normal, "Have a nice day." She turned right on her heel, looked me in the eye and said without missing a beat, "I've already made other plans." Cracked me right up!
from cosmicrayola :
Where on earth did you get that picture of the mom, dad and daughter??? I know I have seen that picture beofre and it is going to bug me until I know!!!
from acaldwell :
see, this is what i LOVE about a small town!! when you go into the mc donalds here, you get grumpy mc teen, the "overworked and underpaid" sad sack! i miss that cameradie that you have!!
from mahvalicious :
We have a guy at church who actually starts his comb-over from the hair at his back neckline, combs it all up from the back, from the very bottom of the left side and swirls it over to the right. You should see him when he's out in the wind!!
from acaldwell :
big girl pull ups!! hahaha!!! im proud to say, i have never ever had a mullet!!!
from poolagirl :
OK! I actually DID pee in my big girl pull-up's with those mullet pictures! OMG!
from acaldwell :
i wonder if heino is german for heinie?
from poolagirl :
OMG! You are so funny! Heino RULES!
from poolagirl :
Hmmmm....cosmic is right. We don't know the gender. So maybe something like....Puff, the Magic Possum.
from cosmicrayola :
Since we haven't established the sex of said possum and they are so dang ugle, I propose Miss Petunia. She may be taking food home to her young-un. Yes, Miss Petunia, I think.
from acaldwell :
dont get a trap. my name for mr.possom would be Jackpot!!
from tuff517 :
I never tried pecan pie until last year. And I think I gained 5 lbs. reading that entry.
from grizmom :
I'm learning about ABATE, but hunky-dunky is well versed in it. I trust I will be too... soon! :) They seem to do alot of great works around here too. I'll be glad to help out in any way I can.
from acaldwell :
anything made fresh from a proper bakery is so exciting!!! i love bread pudding but never had the white chocolate kind!!! woooo!!
from chaosdaily :
we make that foccacia bread.. im glad youc an find it locally, it IS really good!
from cosmicrayola :
Bread pudding with white chololate? Oh my goodness, indeed! I am going to have to try making that! And I LOVE focaccia bread! I could make a meal of that dipped in the garlic oil. I just got up a little while ago and now you have me starving!!!
from cosmicrayola :
Or you can do what I do. Take two prosthetic boobies, place them in mastectomy bra. Hike them up on your shoulders. Adjust. Re-adjust. Say, "to hell with it." Take off bra and boobs and bra. Throw on t-shirt. Go party!
from bluesleepy :
Alas I think I am too well-endowed for a duct tape bra!! But it is true... duct tape fixes EVERYTHING! ;o)
from acaldwell :
i hpoe the guy in the last pic didnt fart!!! weeeeyoooo!!
from poolagirl :
Duct tape - God's answer to a plethora of challenges!
from yarnsmith :
I just gotta know more about this duct tape bra.
from acaldwell :
clear duct tape? hmmm, interesting! ive never seen clear duct tape!!
from acaldwell :
i seen a feral cat and a possom fight once. the possom lost!!
from poolagirl :
YEEE! Possums are weird! Katrina sounds like quite a character - hope you include in that book you simply MUST write!
from sunstarr :
sounds like a reasonable request to me!
from cosmicrayola :
I once sued the public bus company in my town on the very first week they were in operation. They had little metal trash cans right in the way of where you drop your money. I hit my knee on it , went down and was out of work for two weeks. I had to take one week without pay, so that's what I sued for. My lawyer was livid that I settled for that and his fee. He said it was worth thousands. Why did I do it? The very next week, they replaced the cans with little plastice ones that fit under the driver's seat. My issue was that if I had been a little old lady, it could very well have caused me to go face first into the huge metal coinstill. An older person could have broken facial bones. Sometimes it is all about the principle.
from poolagirl :
You are makin' some fine noise now! YAY!
from mahvalicious :
I'm with Cosmic, Chaos and Poola - definitely don't let this drop. That's terrible.
from poolagirl :
How about a letter to the editor?
from chaosdaily :
i would definitely pursue this! keep calling blockbuster until you get satisfaction. the reason they get away with things like that is because no one cares enough to complain. you go!
from cosmicrayola :
Oh, and by all means make sure you know how the manager reacted to your concerns. Maybe next week he will be asking you if you want fries with that burger.
from cosmicrayola :
Were it me and my big mouth, I would write the letter to the CEO and inform them that this would be a criminal offense of indecent exposure and that it takes place in front of children therefore it could be, in fact a sex crime. I would also inform them that you are CC-ing the letter, complete with the stores address to Disney, Touchtone and every other vendor they do business with. I be they clean up their act quicker than hell. Money talks and if Disney and other family oriented movie makers get involved with publicity like that, it could really cut into thier profits. I would do it on principle. The fact that when it comes to kids, I can be a royal bitch has nothing to do with it.
from bluesleepy :
If I had a Blockbuster membership I would cancel it in protest with you!! That is despicable how you were treated, and I think at the very least you need to put a letter in writing to the CEO of Blockbuster. I read that it's the best way to get results when you feel someone has treated you badly. It's sad that people would think having their bits hanging out is funny. *hugs*
from acaldwell :
you can goto the district attorney and file a complaint, along with the media. dont bother with the BBB they are worthless.
from acaldwell :
huggies and pampers!!! dish it up!!
from poolagirl :
It was a day? That's all we get? Dish it up!
from acaldwell :
youre so welcome, and aloha-ho!! go! go! then you can record some ukelele strummings and let us listen!!! wheeeeeeee!!
from chaosdaily :
GO!!!! dont pass this up!
from loki-katt :
Silly Shear...get your beautiful boy to paint you one! He's quite the artist and you'd have a treasure of a lifetime!
from blueyedmom :
sometimes "simpler" is better. but i love the one with the whacky wild faces...
from just2cusmile :
yummmm!!! your food always sounds the bestest!
from shear-madnez :
Of course you can, Art. After all, you're just like family.
from acaldwell :
the grey puppy arrives there at 12:15 pm and again at 8:15 pm!! happy easter!!!
from acaldwell :
can i come and eat over your house?
from cosmicrayola :
Poor Easter Bunny. Ouch! Happy Easter to you!
from chaosdaily :
art isnt sharing with me either shear! it snowed here today!!
from acaldwell :
by the power vested in me as supreme allied commander of the universe, i already dispached spring to get on the grey dog and head thata way!! he should be arriving in a town near you by next week, tickets on sale now call 1-800- spring-ah-ha to order yours now!!!
from bluesleepy :
Happy Easter to you!!
from yarnsmith :
I used to have a ukelele when I was a kid...I pretended I was a Beatle. I love Uke music though. I have a CD of a young man who plays contemporary songs on a uke, Jake Shimabukuro...he is awsome. Have fun with your hillbilly band. Need a jug player?
from mahvalicious :
I could play the spoons - every Hawaiian Hillbilly group needs a set of those!
from poolagirl :
Need a harmonica player?
from acaldwell :
that would be a fun deal to play that mr bean video in ya shop!!
from sunstarr :
what kind of camera did you use for those pics? they seemed extra clear, extra sharp...almost as if i could reach into the computer screen and touch the planes! well done! sorry that your wings were so hot. i like hot, too but definitely not INSANELY hot! have a great day!
from fluttrbykiss :
Have you ever had the BW3's Carribean Jerk Wings??? OMG!!! They are heaven!!!! Just a bit of kick, but in a good way... Ask for just a taste of it to see if you like it, orrrrr... Go to the BBQ isle at W@mart. They have it in the Marinade section too... When we make wings here, the son and I ALWAYS use it.... YUMMY!!!!! Looks like you had a SUPER FuN day!!!!! *huggles*
from bluesleepy :
If I ever stop in there, I will make sure NOT to get the hot wings!! I like 'em spicy, but not that hot! My hubby would love the Blazing wings. He's got a thing for hot stuff, like me! LOL Sorry... couldn't resist. ;o)
from acaldwell :
great pics there!!! i cant ever eat even warm buffalo wings!! wooo!!!
from acaldwell :
great pics there!!! i cant ever eat even warm buffalo wings!! wooo!!!
from yarnsmith :
Maybe she really is child like and this guy someone is some sort of Svengali and has her under his spell. I feel sorry for her, and her family. Legally, I guess there is not much her family can do. There has to be something wrong with a man that age who feels the need to be with an immature woman.
from just2cusmile :
those are the sneaky kind-the ones who seem innocent and shy-hopefully he's rich and handsome :)
from cosmicrayola :
If that were my daughter it would break my heart. How is it that the grandmother called. Does she not have a mother? Then again, at 19, she is an adult.
from sunstarr :
thanks for the comment on my page. yeah, and you never know about people! my boss really and truly is awesome...he's got a great sense of humor and usually once during the day he likes to engage people in a few minutes of personal conversation. he ROCKS!!!
from poolagirl :
At least she'll look good for the crusty old fool.
from acaldwell :
oh my, if that was my daughter, i'd be freaking out!! i hope shes safe.
from just2cusmile :
when we went to LA last year they were shooting a Snoop Dog video-didnt see him but I was looking for the gangsta!!
from cosmicrayola :
I feel the same way about Snoop Dogg as I do about the other rappers. Someone ought to wrap 'em up and send the to military school and show them what real life is like. See if he would be wearing his bling bling then.
from bluesleepy :
Ya know, I have always maintained that Snoop Dogg is one of the LEAST attractive men on the planet. But in that high school photo, he looks cute!!! What happened????
from acaldwell :
hahahahaaaa!!!! hahahahahaha!!!!! building a low security prison!!! you can smell ya mamas cooking from there!!! wheeeee hawwwww!!!
from stepfordme :
Geezuz gawd you have a MIL like mine! THATS why she lvies in a different time zone. Screw me its ok, Im a big girl and I can take it but come after my kiddo and youre messing with your life. Hes such a good sport about it! **Hugs and belated bday wishes**
from loki-katt :
Happy B-day to the little man! I think you handled MIL with much grace...far more than I probably would have exhibited. It's a shame that she's that way...she sounds bitter and lonely. And unfortunately she's robbing herself of some of the best times of her life by pushing your wonderful son away. You've done quite a bit right momma, cuz he's definitely a keeper! How will you ever let him go into the clutches of some ghastley little girl? :-)
from cosmicrayola :
I Really don't know how you put up with your mother-in-law. If she had acted that way to my son, I don't know what I would have done. I admire your restraint. And I love your kid!
from bluesleepy :
You have definitely done something RIGHT because your son has more wisdom and more empathy and more sweetness in him than a lot of grown-ups. Good for him for realizing that his grandma only messed up her day, and not his birthday. Well done!!!
from mahvalicious :
You have a 10 year old son with more wisdom than a lot of adults. Give him a birthday hug for me too!
from acaldwell :
hapy 10th bday to your son!!!! yippee!!! MIL needs meds real bad. what is her problem?? sheesh!!!
from kitchenlogic :
What a precious little boy you have! Happy 10th birthday to him!!!
from chaosdaily :
happy birthday to your son!
from acaldwell :
cute!!! did your son draw that??
from cosmicrayola :
OMG, I cracked up about the quarters! Too funny!
from acaldwell :
i hope grannie annie pulls thru a-ok!! :) i want one o' dem foo stamp cahds fo' 5 dollar!! wheeeee!!
from yarnsmith :
I sure hope that crazy doesn't attract crazy because crazy people are always attracted to me and that would mean I'm crazy...I know I'm an odd ball but hopefully not crazy. Hope Granny Annie will get all fixed up and be OK for a while.
from yarnsmith :
Looks like alot of fun.
from acaldwell :
fun fun fun!!!!!
from just2cusmile :
awww the piglets are from my hometown :) looks like so much fun to be had!!
from cosmicrayola :
I could sooo see you marching in that parade. Then I saw the "no panties" part and thought, "eeeeeew"
from poolagirl :
Ooooh.....those taterettes look like a wild bunch!
from acaldwell :
awww i was hoping for parade pics!! hehehe!! oh well!! happy st. pats day!!
from acaldwell :
GOOD OLD VIRGIE! bless her heart!!!
from poolagirl :
I would have thought the same thing as your son! Dang! That was funny!
from loki-katt :
Too cute. Actually I think I aged rather well and the clown face was a nice touch. :-) I had to phonetically spell a few things to get them pronounced correctly (stud-lee for studly), but I love it. I'll have to send it to the guys at work, they'll get a kick out of it. Glad to see you in better spirits. BBH's (Big Bear Hugs) 2 ya!
from poolagirl :
TOO FUNNY! *snort* And thanks for the encouraging words. You rock, woman!
from acaldwell :
nice music!! eight o clock coffee and chock full of nuts is the same stuff.
from acaldwell :
yea, what chaos said!!! the judge will let the boys have their say, dont worry!! (loser) will lose in the end. piss on him. (((((((HUGS)))))) to you.
from chaosdaily :
dont apologize! its a good way to vent that all out. and hopefully the boys can talk to the judge and get visitation with their brother. you are a good friend...
from loki-katt :
Honey, you have nothing to be sorry for. You need to heal and you need to vent your frustration at being powerless to right the wrongs you see. If you can't vent to us, who then? He (loser, he's not even worthy of capital letters) sounds like a real piece of work. The only solace I can offer is that karma works and what goes around comes around and with interest.
from cinzel :
So sorry about your friend. Letting go is the hardest thing in the world!! BTW, I was a court reporter in chancery court for seven years. Children do have a voice in court once they reach 12 years old. The judge is supposed to "listen" to the child when they state a preference as to who they want to live with. I hope it all works out for the best. Hang in there, shear.
from bluesleepy :
How pretty!! You did a great job!
from poolagirl :
What a sweet video!
from chaosdaily :
nice video!
from mahvalicious :
Loved the video. I'm so jealous of your springtime - we're getting heavy snow again today.
from acaldwell :
mississippi in flowers is very nice. i loved it! i been doing some stinking thinking too. stinking thinking is ok, as long as it stays in the brain, and ya dont act upon it. (((((HUGS)))))
from yarnsmith :
So sorry to hear about your friend. (((Hugs))
from poolagirl :
Hugs to all. You are all in my thoughts and prayers, sweetie. I wish there was something I could do.
from mahvalicious :
I'm so sorry - but you have to think about the fact that she's in a better place now. Sending (((hugs)))
from dana-elayne :
I'm terribly sorry!
from acaldwell :
my condolences (((((BIG HUGS)))))))rest assured, she is at home now....celebrate her life
from fluttrbykiss :
Oh Hon... I am soooo sorry. You and her family are in my thoughts.... *huggles*
from bluesleepy :
She'll make a stellar angel. *Hugs*
from junkmel1 :
I'm so sorry.
from loki-katt :
I can only imagine what you're going through. I haven't lost a close friend to something so horrid and I'm selfish enough to want to be the first to go if that's how it has to be. I've been keeping you all in my prayers...prayers for an eased spirit, a less heavy heart, for the ability to express your grief as you see fit, to forget the bad and painful and remember the good and joyful, and when called upon the strength to lift your voice in clear joyful song and sing your friend's story.
from poolagirl :
I am holding you all in a space of prayer and acceptance. I can only imagine how hard this is for you.
from bluesleepy :
awwwww hon....... *BIG HUGS*
from junkmel1 :
Oh man. That's a story that sounds all too familiar. My prayers are with her and her family.
from loki-katt :
Tell all those nasty, germ ridden folks who insist on coming into your air space to only breathe in, not out. You could wear a mask I guess. Sorry to hear about all your woes. I agree with the Calgon isn't enough assessment...a glass of wine (or a stiff one) would also help. Besides everyone knows of the medicinal properties of whiskey! ;-) Hang in there!
from acaldwell :
too much sickness owwweeee (((((((HUGS)))))
from chaosdaily :
ive heard of a lot of people with pneumonia this year... stay away from the germs!
from just2cusmile :
you need more then calgon-poor thing!
from poolagirl :
Get some rest, lady! You gotta take care too!
from yarnsmith :
Reading about your freind bring tears to my eyes...reading about the support from you, your salona and customers brings more tears to my eyes. My prayers are with her.
from bluesleepy :
Good vibes are on their way from Seattle. I love how your community always bonds together in times of need. You have an awesome set of neighbors in your town!
from loki-katt :
You and your friend (and her family) are definitely in my prayers. Could you send the address and account info out to that I can mail a donation to the bank? Unfortunately, it won't be $1.000, but I'm betting every little bit will help.
from mahvalicious :
The good vibes and prayers are on their way from the North Country.
from kitchenlogic :
Your poor friend. That's so sad! I hope she can get through this. I'll be thinking good thoughts.
from just2cusmile :
i say its a chick!! we always like to try and figure it out too but like you said-it really doesnt matter one way or the other but some you just cant tell.Glad ya'll had a great time!!
from acaldwell :
happy valentines day!
from yarnsmith :
Can't wait to hear about Mardi Gras...One of these days I'm gonna go too....it's one of the things on my list to do before I die...so I guess I have 50 years to do that cause I'm gonna live to be 100. Until then I'll have to settle for hearing about it through your eyes and your words and hopefully some good pics.
from acaldwell :
i wish i can go!
from acaldwell :
dont forget to pack your camera!!! sorry to hear about grannie annie.
from bluesleepy :
I am gonna wait on the Vista thing. I think it's best to go ahead and buy a new computer with Vista preloaded anyhow, and since my computer is relatively new I'm just going to wait. I figure Microsoft needs time to iron out the bugs anyhow... like when the first good version of XP was after Service Pack 2 came out! ;o)
from yarnsmith :
Ah well...the games over and it is after all just a game. To tell you the truth the only fun about the whole thing is the "What if" and "Gee, If only they can win" talk and all the camaraderie and all the stuff leading up to it. A win would have extended the party but it was fun anyway. Your hubby has a right to fly high with the Bears losing. It was the Bears that kept his beloveds from the SB. MEN!!! My hubby wants to get Vista...I want to wait. LEt us know how it goes.
from acaldwell :
hope ya aunt gets better soon! remember when xp was a jumbled mess? heh. you will get the hang of vista soon enuf.
from yarnsmith :
I love Shakira and crepes. I didn't know there was a crepes day. However I am not French....still, I will mark my caledar and next year will make crepes.
from acaldwell :
also, the groundhog didnt see his shadow!!
from plankton :
What a lovely surprise! What a lucky birthday girl you are! Happy Birthday!!!!!!!
from just2cusmile :
sounds like they suprised you well :) and it sounds like you had a great time-good for you and Happy Birthday again!!
from bluesleepy :
What a wonderful gift for a wonderful woman! You definitely deserved it, with as much light as you bring into others' lives. Happy birthday!
from chaosdaily :
happy birthday late!
from poolagirl :
Well, happy birthday! Happy birthday! You rock, woman!
from acaldwell :
wooo!!! happy belated birthday!! keeping it from us!! you got a wonderful family there~!!
from mahvalicious :
Happy belated birthday - you're a stinker for keeping it a secret!! Sounds like you had a fun party.
from loki-katt :
Son has a very valid point...if she didn't want to hear it she shouldn't have asked. Giving a child a detention because he answered in nauseating detail. To me that definitely sends the wrong message. Happy b-late b-day! Aren't those kind of parties the best?!
from fluttrbykiss :
Happy belated bday hon... Sounds like they surprised you and that you had a great time... (((huggles)))
from poolagirl :
A detention for being thorough? What is that all about?
from acaldwell :
detention for that? or for anything else! aw, hell, no! i dont believe in this "detention" business. dont get me on a rant!! you have a good kid.
from bluesleepy :
At least going the pre-paid route, your son won't have to worry about how he's going to pay for it. That can get pricey! It's so sad how people will push others out of their lives for no good reason. That man at the carwash brought so much laughter to the people he met; too bad his half-siblings couldn't see that though he was slow, he meant a lot to a lot of people.
from just2cusmile :
it was your b/day the other day right?! i hope im right and just a lil late-oh well its never bad being early either!! HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY!!
from loki-katt :
Yeah I plan on going pre-paid myself. Not that I don't want my daughter to worry, cuz she won't. I just want to know that it's done and taken care of and no one has to deal with it.
from poolagirl :
Wow. That is so sad about the man at the car wash. People can be so mean and heartless sometimes. They are just afraid. Thank goodness you are such a bright light to so many.
from acaldwell :
not so much cher, but howard stern!! aint got nuffin? make something up! no one will know!
from poolagirl :
How funny! They really DO look alike! Question.....all your navigation buttons are gone from your site. I think. Maybe I'm just a goofus and can't find them.
from chaosdaily :
wow you;re right! they do look a lot alike!
from yarnsmith :
You are indeed gracious for congratulating the Bears on their win. Actually, I wouldn't have felt too bad losing to the Saints, you all deserve a win. Chicago teams never go anywhere...we are a City full of sports fans with no winning teams so when one of them does...it's Katy bar the door. Enjoy Mardi Gras.
from just2cusmile :
Little River Band is one of my all time favs...sounds like lots of fun!!
from loki-katt :
Sounds like you guys will have quite the time. Amanda Shaw is a fiddle player and a darned good one too. She's done a couple of car commercials (Dodge I think) locally. She's really good and you can just tell the kid loves what she does.
from acaldwell :
thats a swell itenery!! i know i spelt that wrong!! family planning!! wheeeeeee!!! i remember ole archie when he played for the saints!!!
from yarnsmith :
What a sweet entry...you both sound wonderful.
from acaldwell :
that is so beautiful!!! you guys will live together forever!!! now, wheres that test!! i wanna take it!!!
from poolagirl :
Great story about Jamie!
from acaldwell :
you have many talents!!!
from just2cusmile :
i think we might be going back in Oct.-hubby has a business trip and i'll have to find that place you are talking about-i luv po boys...dont know if they are rebuilding the lazy river but i do know they are building a pool-i should of asked...sorry you had to go thru that mess yesterday-does sound like the divorce is bothering the kids-poor guys!! hope your tummy is ok from the kicking!!
from poolagirl :
OMG! What a horrid situation! You did the right thing.
from acaldwell :
thats just plain rotten. sad. (((((hugs)))))
from acaldwell :
thats just plain rotten. sad. (((((hugs)))))
from mahvalicious :
Oh what a sad situation. Those poor little boys.
from acaldwell :
well, that was an exciting game!! im so sorry but i been to the future, and i seen that the new england patriots will win another super bowl!! damn yankees!!! heheheee!!!
from yarnsmith :
That must have been a real thrill for you Saints fans...I caught the end of the game and was happy for you all....but I'm afraid our Bears are going to cream the Sea Hawks today.
from dearkate :
Me and my family went to Branson a while go. It was alright. I really like Deep Creek Maryland though. I guess it depends where you stay in Branson too. The place we stayed at wasn't so swell. Felt more like a summer kids camp :P
from just2cusmile :
we just got back from pigeon forge-one of many trips and it never gets old-we love renting a cabin and going to cades cove and cherokee... have you ever been to Hershey Park-its a really nice amusement park and pretty part of PA...we're going to be in Miss.tomorrow thru Monday :) i look for your shop :)
from acaldwell :
how about a run to orlando and go see mickey mouse?
from poolagirl :
How far do you want to drive? The Wisconin Dells are fun!
from just2cusmile :
dr. house's voice does something to me :) i cant believe thats the same guy either!!
from acaldwell :
this is NEWS to me!! but, i never heard of hugh laurie b4 house, so what do i know
from fluttrbykiss :
Are you SERIOUS??? That is the SAME person??? No wayyyyyyyy... Arrrrrrrrrgggggggggggg... lolll...
from loki-katt :
Aren't babies just great? Especially some one else's (get to hold them and coo to them and then send them home when they cry!) I like the new layout (but do miss the cute duckies). Read about your Christmas dinner...some people, huh? Sounds like you enjoyed it to spite them...good for you. Happiness in the New Year!
from acaldwell :
i hope the dad not only gets the ole pink eye, but some BLACK EYES, too!!! grrrrrrrr.. hes lucky I aint there!!
from cosmicrayola :
I hope his Dad catches it in both eyes.
from just2cusmile :
isnt Elvis just a beautiful man?!
from acaldwell :
thats one of my favourite songs.... thanks!!
from acaldwell :
great true facts here!!! thanks!!!
from poolagirl :
Love the new template! You have nailed it with that great picture!
from acaldwell :
congrats to corky and whats his name!!! i woulda guessed corky to be a guys nickname!!!
from thecrankyone :
Love the new template, though on my stupid old computer the light colored font is a bit hard to read, but that might just be me. Love the pic though!!
from yarnsmith :
I just love your new template. I also love reading your diary as having a daughter who works in a salon, and your wonderful humorous descriptive writing, I can really get a sense of what happens in your salon. Good luck with the wedding hair.
from mahvalicious :
LOVE the new layout. Looks great.
from just2cusmile :
the new layout is so you-luv it!! :)
from acaldwell :
love the new digs!!! it fits you just fine!! sorry about the loss. you seem to have a lotta funerals there.. (((((((HUGS)))))))))))
from junkmel1 :
Glad you like it. I thought it was cute myself. On the design I took, I changed the colors some (background) and even changed the sidebar a little, then left a note saying if she minded, I'd change it back. So far she hasn't contacted me. Thank God there are people who are willing to let me use a template for free, because I certainly couldn't do it myself!
from grizmom :
No matter WHAT the problem, being in pain stinks! I have the ole dredded plantars faciatus. (sp?) OHMYGOD! I had no idea how bad that could not only hurt my foot, but my leg and back, and walk funny and look stupid doing it. I hope whatever it is is quickly resolved and your bobo is quickly "hunt"ed down! hahahaha!!! Take care of yourself, and I agree, add your own wheels to that stool!!
from chaosdaily :
it might be a foot thing.. if you stand a lot, and your arches start falling, that makes your knees go wonky, which affects your back. i say, start from the bottom and work your way up!
from acaldwell :
you can always slip casters on the stool!!! wheeeeeee!!
from junkmel1 :
Hi Shear, Don't know if you're in the market for a change, but there's a cute beauty shop template for Diaryland over at Teen Design...can't remember the exact link, but the "design" link on my page is where it is. Love the lady bringing empty containers for dinner at Christmas dinner!
from yarnsmith :
I'll bet those people will never forget to bring food again. Sounds like your New Years Eve was one of those times that could only happen by accident. Perfect.
from acaldwell :
wow!! such adventures!! and a big poo on the people who "forgot" to bring a dish! how rude! they knew! they just wanted you to do all the work again! perhaps next year they will remember!!! happy new year!!
from bluesleepy :
Merry Christmas, and have a fantastic New Year!!
from yarnsmith :
Merry Christmas to you too.
from cosmicrayola :
And a Merry Christmas to you! I am indulging in a rum and egg nog just as soon as I finish my shopping.
from just2cusmile :
Merry Christmas to you too and enjoy your Baileys ;)
from acaldwell :
berry merry xmas!! woo woo!!
from loki-katt :
You have nothing to apologize to the artist for...just how drunk was he when he sang that?? :-) I'm one to talk I can't carry a tune in a bucket, but I also know better than to sing solo. Have yourself a Merry Little Christmas!
from cosmicrayola :
Isn't that sog the worst??? I had to keep turning my volume down. I can't believe he let that get out! (Ya, I listened on UB's site too.)
from acaldwell :
groceries on a stick!!!! yay~!!! merry xmas!!!
from mahvalicious :
Aren't Snickers on a Stick awful? I had one at the state fair last summer and nearly gagged. Whoever thunk that one up was a pure failure!! Everything on a stick? Not exactly what you call a classy Christmas party, eh?
from poolagirl :
OMG! I want some Leo sticks!
from acaldwell :
i want some King Leo!!! pleeezzeee!!! that looks so yummithy!!! where can i get some of that???
from mahvalicious :
OMG - it sounds absolutely decadent!! I'm going to give it a try. Thanks for sharing.
from fluttrbykiss :
YEA!!! I LOVE new cake recipes!! Thank you!! *huggles*
from acaldwell :
sounds like ya going all out!!! i betcha glad this is only once a year!! busy busy!!!
from fluttrbykiss :
Hey... That cake sounds awesome!! I KNOW you want to post the recipe when you get it, don't you??? *hint* *hint* lol... *Huggles*
from acaldwell :
oh my! please email me the recipie when u get it!!!! lovely times you have there!!!
from acaldwell :
nice pics!! but wheres YOUR pic?? are you in cog neato? hehehee!!!
from poolagirl :
The ding dongs are the BEST! And the whole place screams SALON! I am going in for my color/cut/pamper time on Saturday. I'm going to show these pictures to Joanie. She could use some decorating ideas! And thanks for the funny Prozac caption. I almost peed myself when I read that! I am going to add you to the Hall of Fame tomorrow. Yes, indeed. That was priceless! Did you see today's zombie Santa?
from loki-katt :
In my humble opinion, purple would have been better. But then it couldn't do double duty as Breast Cancer Awareness. I know how you feel about the traditional stuff, but every now and then you just gotta break free from tradition and do something no one is expecting. Look at it this way, people will remember your decorations. And to tell you the truth, while a traditional tree would have been expected, the pink tree had me grinning from ear-to-ear!
from bluesleepy :
Oh. My. Word. I love it! The ding-dongs crack me up, though!
from dana-elayne :
I totally can't help it. I love the decorations...ding dongs and all.
from plankton :
Thank you for those pictures. You are a very good writer but you could not (quite) do the ding-dong decoration justice. Those decorations are, as my mother said of my art work,.....interesting.
from yarnsmith :
Love that pink tree and it is very very pink..isn't it?
from yarnsmith :
I'll bet I'd like your pink tree in your salon. Pink just sounds good for a salon.
from plankton :
I have never been so sorry that I live in the north---and way too far away just to drop by. Please post pictures. This sounds too good to miss.
from bluesleepy :
I know you are so embarrassed by your pink tree fiasco, but the way you wrote about it, I'm STILL laughing! My daughter is looking at me like I lost my mind! A "gay disco club with the ding dongs hanging in the window"!! PRICELESS!
from poolagirl :
You simply MUST post some photos! You MUST! That is ordered by GOD!
from thecrankyone :
Sounds cool in a funny sort of way. I'd love to see some pics. Who says you can't have a sense of humor about Christmas.. One look at the word and you know God has a sense of humor (platypus, Gooney birds, or your average naked man are proof.hehehe)..
from poolagirl :
Do you need a flamingo to go with your tree and garlands?
from mahvalicious :
Your entry is hilarious - I Love it. How about some pictures of all the pink?
from spazs :
I want a fiber tree...
from bluesleepy :
You and your husband are definitely good people! Your aunt's recovery will be much faster because of your help.
from chaosdaily :
sounds like its her hubby who needs the care.. i feel sorry for her once she gets home....
from mahvalicious :
You and hubby sound like such wonderfully kind people and your aunt is the beneficiary at this moment. And it sounds like you love doing kind things for her.
from laura-flea :
Your aunt WILL love her new walker. My grandmother loved hers so much, we got my husband's grandmother one for Christmas a few years ago. It's like her little pet - always with her.
from yarnsmith :
Oh, what I would have given for a boring Thanksgiving. I'm glad yours was blissfully quiet.
from yarnsmith :
Your son would give Weird Al Yankovic a run for his money. I like his lyrics too.
from grizmom :
That is just adorable! Save it for a rainy day when he brings home his girlfriend or something. Then bring it up and ask him to sing it again, for everyone! How sweet he seems.
from poolagirl :
Thank goodness he didn't rhyme "toker" with something like "poke her." I want to meet your son! He sounds like such a sweetie!
from acaldwell :
al roker hahahhaaaaa!
from just2cusmile :
can i come?! your family sounds great and so does the lima beans.. HAPPY THANKSGIVING
from mahvalicious :
I LOVE your diary. You could write a TV sitcom.
from just2cusmile :
im suppose to have the same injections in my spine on Wed. but im thinking of canceling-dont want to do that the day before Turkey Day!!
from bluesleepy :
Hee hee! That joke was FUNNY!!!!!! I'm still giggling.
from yarnsmith :
We get daily poop reports from my mother in law...she is 90 bazillion years old too but doesn't get around like a teen ager. Sometimes we get reports on how many times she vomited that day. Usually during dinner.
from acaldwell :
oh, man! grannie vs. the tater queens!! this aughta be good!!
from acaldwell :
i dont recall if ya showed us pics last year, but this year when the lights go up, it would be nice to see pics!!! :)
from yarnsmith :
I like SB's guts.
from acaldwell :
i would give sb a raise!!!
from bluesleepy :
Awwww!! How sweet!! Yay for sweet husbands!!!
from chaosdaily :
or hes sick.... lol lucky you!!!
from mahvalicious :
What a lovely day. It sounds to me like he loves you - a lot.
from poolagirl :
I think he loves you.....BUNCHES!
from acaldwell :
whatta guy!! whatta guy!!!
from spazs :
Yeah, sound odd to me, too! Suspicious!
from acaldwell :
i miss the south!
from yarnsmith :
Sounds like you had a nice little day trip. Thanks for the well wishes.
from bluesleepy :
I love how you write your stories... I feel like I'm actually there in the salon with you, watching this all play out!
from acaldwell :
poor guy!! maybe he can find something to snicker back at them!!!
from cosmicrayola :
I'm glad he did this. His heart can be happy that he did the right thing.
from acaldwell :
hugs to ya BIL!!!!
from poolagirl :
Ewwwwww-ness!
from spazs :
Uhm, thatīs gross!
from cosmicrayola :
Referencing yesterday's entry, I hope you all encourage BIL to claim the body and bury the bastard. BIL seems to be a wonderful man and if he does not do this it will haunt him forever. That will just be another way for the bastard to keep the hold on him. It won't be giving in to him, it will be showing him that BIL is the bigger man.
from acaldwell :
muhahahahaa!!!! I GOT A CARTOONIE LIKE THAT!!!! HAPPY HALLOWED WEENIE!!!! WHEEEEEEEEE!!!!
from poolagirl :
Oh, sweetie. My heart goes out to you all. Once again, you are an angel.
from mahvalicious :
What can I say about that entry - Hugs are all I can offer all of you. And lots of them.
from acaldwell :
aw jeez louise!! i dunno whether to say "my condolences" or "good riddence"!!
from poolagirl :
Hooray for the blood drive. It takes a village, and you certainly have a city.
from acaldwell :
it renews my faith in mankind when i read about stuff like your blood drive!!! y'all real good people there!!
from just2cusmile :
cancer is the most horriable thing-many blessings are sent your freinds way-my sons friend who has brain cancer and just turned 20 was just turned over to hospice and the end is near-he is stronger then any of us!!
from cosmicrayola :
My prayers to your friend and her family. Sometimes life just sucks. I am glad she has you and a wonderful husband and all of the family and friends. sometimes those things are what keeps us sane among all the madness.
from spazs :
Oh my God, I want pizza.
from poolagirl :
I am so sorry to hear about your friend. She sounds like a delightful woman. What a shame.
from acaldwell :
there has to be a better way for the cancer. thats rotten. but she has a good spirit.
from chaosdaily :
ill make you a reservation here.. we usually have snow at christmas time! you might not like the 12 degrees though....
from thecrankyone :
As some one who spends half a year up to her pits in the white fluffy stuff I can say its cool to those who aren't used to it, but highly over rated. after a few days you'll be quite tired of the cold. But I hear you on the familyl I"m lucky mine is pretty cool, rather eccentric at times, but very mellow. Makes for great stories.
from acaldwell :
well, ya wont havta go far for snow!! get on I-55 til ya hit memphis. stop there. visit elvis. on his birthday. see snow!! wheeeeeee!! i love snow!!! frosty the snowman, la de la de de de da!!
from mahvalicious :
Snow? You want snow??? I can guarantee you snow if you would like to come to MinneSNOWta for Christmas - and maybe even 35 degrees below zero?? You've got an open invite - come on up.
from poolagirl :
Snow? That's a cool idea! I did snow for 39 years and now, I must admit, I like Santa in flip flops.
from just2cusmile :
i agree with poola!!! you are fabulous and your storys paint a picture!!
from acaldwell :
yep, i can hear them lil old ladies now: "now jasper, ya shudda heard the cratchety old clean up lady at the fellowship hall, complaining about the coffee...hoooowheee!!!" hehehee!!
from mahvalicious :
I just did the fellowship hall thing today - not the cleaning but the serving of a funeral. I've never heard of having a funeral on a Sunday before, but that's what happened. We fixed a sit down meal for 175 people. Yah, I was tired when that was all done. And I didn't even have to wipe up any spilled coffee!!
from poolagirl :
You really should write a book. How's that for some unsoliticited advice? You are really a gifted writer.
from mahvalicious :
Weeks :: 52 Cough :: hack Jail :: orange jumpsuit Produced :: movies ? :: Answer Stapler :: ouch Next :: move forward Perky :: Boobs Oxygen :: Air Musical :: talented
from cosmicrayola :
British? Watch it before I have to give you a smack-down Art. I fight for my hubbys honor!
from tuff517 :
Yes!! I am getting my cat a cat sweater for this winter. She will hate it, but I will love it!
from acaldwell :
oh my!!! im laffing my fat ass off!!!! zipper is looking at me funny!!! hahahahahaaaa!!!!i suppose petsmart hoity toity guy either was uber gay or british!!! hahahahahahahaaa!!!!
from acaldwell :
you always see dog sweaters. wheres the cat sweaters??
from cosmicrayola :
My kids and I had a ball at halloween. They haven't sliced anyone up yet. Like you, I don't celebrate it but I really enjoy it too. I still do. I dress up every year at work. Well, not this year. Vacation!
from mahvalicious :
Right on with your disclaimer!! And I had one of those Saturdays too - aren't they great?
from grizmom :
Sounds like you had a beautiful day. I hope the "same old size" still fit well. I agree with your disclaimer. I believe you're only young once, so, live it up! He's obviously being raised right and the devil would fight long and hard to gain his soul. Kudos to you!
from acaldwell :
love the disclaimer!!! whatta hoot!!! hehehee!!
from kitchenlogic :
Hey Shear - thanks for the hair kudos and the hint for the cold water+ I'll do it! And to think, you do this kind of good for people all the time!!!!
from acaldwell :
infidelity!!!! thats just plain rotten!!!
from poolagirl :
Jeeze! Arson! Damn! You are taking the proper precautions, my dear. Take care and keep us posted.
from acaldwell :
this makes me angry and sad. you spend ya life building up what you have and some punk mo fo comes by and sets it on fire!! WTF????? i hope they catch the bass-tid and give him a good beat down!!!
from thecrankyone :
I grew up in ND, also a very big hunting fishing state. My dad was a hunter and I learned to shoot while my age was still single numbrs, though I was never any good at it, and never had much interest. However my son learned quite early that I won't allow guns in my house, nor is he allowed to have one until he is old enough to buy one legally without my permission. I hear you on the the worry and frustration. the danger potential is just too great.
from cosmicrayola :
I am going against the majority here, but my own son fired his first shotgun at 9. It was a .410 single shot. He was trained very well in the safety aspects. He only shot at cans and such, never at an animal. I used to hunt myself. I never shot anything and glad I didn't, but being from Maine, I wholeheartedly agree with shooting deer. My reason? A very large percentage of deer die each year from starvation. I would rather a quick clean death than a long painful one. I look at dear hunting as mercy killings.
from poolagirl :
I hear what you are saying, and you must feel lost. I know I would. But....he will always be your little boy, no matter how many times he hunts, etc.
from spazs :
What? Heīs only 9? I thought he was older from how you talked about him before. I mean, if heīs only 9, then you have to fuzz and be nervous, I mean, thatīs really duty then! I thought he was older! But only 9.
from acaldwell :
well, you know..... if it was my boy, south or no south, there would not be a shotgun around!! hopefully, he will get proper safety training; im sure he will. next up, the pick em up truck with the rack in the back!
from poolagirl :
So so sorry about the loss of your friend. Take care.
from acaldwell :
so sad about your old friend. (((((HUGS))))
from loki-katt :
Know what you mean about Seger. Never had the opportunity to hear him live tho. That man's voice makes love to your ears...SO SO sexy!
from bluesleepy :
Maybe you should call that Waffle House back and speak to the manager to tell him/her about what that waitress did. That was behavior far beyond rude, and she shouldn't be allowed to get away with it. I'm so sorry you had such a bad experience.
from acaldwell :
OMG!!! waffle house has sunk THAT low??? i usta eat regular at waffle house!! it was a great place to eat!! jeez... thats messed up.
from yarnsmith :
Just catching up with your last few entries. I love your story about the pageant girl...God bless you for making sucha memory for her and such a lesson for that meanie.
from mahvalicious :
Don't even get me started. There is no such thing as customer service anymore. Enough said!!
from acaldwell :
that cake looks yummithy!!! why is that sheep smiling??? hehheheee~!! thanky yous!!!
from acaldwell :
we desperately need more people on this planet like you!!!!
from plankton :
Thank you.
from thecrankyone :
How sweet. I hope Nasty Girl gets a royal commupance. I"ve never understood the whole pageant thing. It seems to me, that it places way to much emphasis on the wrong kind of beauty, and makes little girls act way beyond their years, and not ina good way.
from chaosdaily :
what a difference you made in her life!
from mahvalicious :
You are truly great people.
from bluesleepy :
Your warmth and the hugeness of your heart and the hearts of the ladies you have working for you never fail to amaze me. You are definitely "good people"!!!
from poolagirl :
What an amazing story! You always go the extra mile. I am SO proud of you!
from acaldwell :
happy wig hunting!!
from thecrankyone :
Too much sodium (salt) can also cause water retention in some people. I eat potato chips and I hold water like hoover dam. Amazingly for some people drinking more water can actually help flush out the excess fluids, but I'd check with the doc first. (smart guy!!)
from acaldwell :
good doc!!
from just2cusmile :
Well that was a nice scare wasnt it! I agree with others that he can make up his mind at the end of the year-what a great child you have!! My husband is a whistler and it drives me insane :)
from cosmicrayola :
I think his views will guide you next year. He seems like he is not only bright, but very mature for his age. I am sure it will work out well for all. And for the record, a dad that leaves work to go with the mom is absolutely at the head of HIS class. You two are both two of the best parents ever.
from chaosdaily :
i agree with you, at least wait until the end of the school year. then see what they can do for you, maybe accelerate him in certain areas?? dude is quite the brain, too, and thats what they did for him. i think its important to be with kids their own age and maturity, and mahvalicious is right, he will be out of high school and still be a minor. that happened to me, and it was tough, because i couldnt sign any legal document (like a lease) without my parents.
from loki-katt :
WOW! It's exciting and a bit scary to know you have such an intelligent child. Will he be sufficently challenged? Will he adapt to be the YOUNGEST in his classes? etc. I think it's a great thing if he's agreeable. But I think not jumping in the middle of the year is quite a wise decision. It's better to begin at the beginning of things. Besides, he's right. Egyptology is way cool and it'd be a shame for him to miss it. :-)
from poolagirl :
I think you made the right choice. See what next year brings. He's still a little dude, and those are important times to be with kids your own age. But....you must be so proud! WOW!
from mahvalicious :
Ole and I got called for the same type of conference when our daughter was in 2nd grade. In Minnesota they don't allow you to skip a grade but have "advanced" classes the child can be put in. So we did - in retrospect a big mistake. She didn't have any trouble doing the work - that was a breeze, and socially her skills were well developed. BUT the teachers in all these advanced classes ASSUMED these kids knew stuff they didn't know and never taught it. Just as an example, by the time Daughter was in Senior English she hadn't a clue how do diagram a sentence or what parts of speech were. So even though they're "advanced" there's still alot they miss. She graduated with honors from both high school and a double major in college. So she did well in tha respect, but if I had it to do over again I would have just let her be in her regular classes. And with your son being offered to skip a grade - why rush his life along? Just think - how old would he be when he graduates from high school? My sister graduated from HS at age 16 - wasn't nearly ready for college nor for going out and getting a "real" job - something else you may want to consider. Good luck.
from acaldwell :
well, ya raising a genius there!! i'd wait til the school year ends!! things might change!
from fluttrbykiss :
YeA!!! Good job son!! I know your proud of him... WTG Mom... (((huggles)))
from cosmicrayola :
Poor Dad! Hope he heas quickly.
from acaldwell :
aw jeez!!! i hope ya dad heals quickly!!!
from cosmicrayola :
Two? Ya, right.
from poolagirl :
You do great lists!
from acaldwell :
but, i already done this!! go look!!
from just2cusmile :
great storys!! I know your so proud of your son and the baby story is too darn funny!!
from cosmicrayola :
I had to read about your son to my hubby. I would be soooo proud of him. I know you are. As for the hopital room mix-up, just have your son call with an explanation for. He's aparently the one in the family with a gift with words.
from loki-katt :
I can just imagine that new mom's reaction...I know it wasn't funny then, but it's hilarious in the retelling. :-) As for your son, all I can say is lady you sure did a good job and I hope it sticks with him throughout his academic career. You think he'd like to go on the road and deliver that little speech around the area? I know a few colleges that need to hear that message as well!
from acaldwell :
going into the wrong room is embarrassing!!! congrats to your son, he has a great head on his shoulders!!!
from chaosdaily :
maybe you could put wheels on the chairs and just walk around the room while you're cutting and styling!
from acaldwell :
relax more!! with all that goes on in ya life!! well i suppose ya can. take an hour of quiet time. make the hour happen!! it will help a great deal!!!
from loki-katt :
Sorry to hear about the "situation". I know what a drag it can be, and that the resentment can really be a killer. Perhaps, it's time to consider putting mom-in-law in an assisted living facility where she'll have her 24/7 attention. Certainly not a solution for everyone but something to consider.
from acaldwell :
hmmmm the source of all this grief seems to be the mom in law. she is acting like a 2 yr old. i dont hava snappy solution for ya, but please please dont let this screw up your marraige.
from kitchenlogic :
Funny. Or not so funny. Your mil sounds just like my very own mother. I thought there were pills for crazy! Unfortunately, they'd forget to take them. Good for you for drawing a line. I would never expect Thor to be responsible for my mom, just like he doesn't expect me to be responsible for his parents. As far as my mom and her health stupidity, I play the game as little as possible. The guilt is overwhelming yet I look away!
from just2cusmile :
im not a cold hearted person but it sounds like your mil is really taking advantage of the situation and you and your husband-i think i would wait for the ER to call you when it really is something to worry about-you and your son were good lil troopers and im glad you had him to tag along with ya-meany security guard!!
from dana-elayne :
*argh* What a jackass thing to do. His own mama would probably tell him that he should have minded his manners better! I hope that he sucks up pretty darn hard.
from yarnsmith :
My husband is never so uptight as when he has to deal with mama, I hope you get flowers tomorrow.
from acaldwell :
im sure when hubbys mama feels better that hubby will be on his knees begging forgiveness. he acted like a jack ass and its cause he was stressing over his momma.
from cosmicrayola :
Stress is bad enough but he has the fact that he is a man against him too. Gotta love 'em, can't shoot 'em.
from chaosdaily :
*hugs* we all say things we dont mean to say in stressful times. maybe you could suggest a few flowers and a rather large box of expensive candy and/or perfume might take a bit of the sting of his words away. if that doesn't work, go get a 2 x 4 out of the garage and explain it to him!
from poolagirl :
You are an amazing writer. You brought the story of how things used to be so clearly into focus. Bless you.
from acaldwell :
now that brought a tear of joy to my eye!! thanks for telling it!! and im glad u got the prize package!! jeez it took long enuff!!!
from just2cusmile :
my aunt use to make the best homemade pickles-they are the best!! your lunch sounded wonderful-reminds me of steel magnolias-hanging out with the ladys in the beauty salon-luckkky ;)
from poolagirl :
Another Paulay here wishing you well. Have fun at the fair!
from acaldwell :
artay here!! heheee!!! why is there stress in hair styling/cutting?? i dont understand that!!
from bluesleepy :
Wow!! Y'all did a great thing for that lady. I love hearing stories like that, and I love hearing that people will go the extra mile for others. Way to go to you and all your colleagues!!!
from acaldwell :
what a story!! thanks V1, you are just great! all y'all are!
from loki-katt :
Kudos to you and your krewe! You are a blessing to all, sometimes without even knowing it. It would have been so easy to throw in the towel on some one who was being so stubborn. V1 is a gem. Tell her she can be my fairy godmother anytime. :-) Love those happy endings!
from wvprincess :
I just love hearing stories like that...V1 sounds like a great person...especially doing as much as she did for the lady. I am so happy that the lady got the job..it's great to hear good news..it seems all I ever hear is bad...Have a wonderful day!
from acaldwell :
happy birthday to ya daddy!! yay!!!
from acaldwell :
thank you.
from acaldwell :
i hope you have good news later too.
from bluesleepy :
I'm so sorry to hear of your friend passing away. *hugs*
from loki-katt :
My thoughts and prayers are with you at this time. Remember your friend's smile and she'll live forever in your heart.
from grizmom :
I'm sorry to hear of your loss. Time heals all wounds and when the sorry fades, wonderful memories remain. Hopefully someone will take her son under their wing and take care of the poor man. How horrible people can be to someone who is different. They should listen to "Don't laugh at me." People probably have no idea what has happened to that man and yet they take it upon themselves to pass judgement. We'll all answer to the Almighty one day. I don't plan to answer to him for behaving like that! Take care.
from acaldwell :
im so sorry for the loss of your friend. what is the matter with people there who are thowing trash at that poor guy? and why is he not in the hospital to get treatment?!?
from acaldwell :
its good to see old friends!!!
from loki-katt :
Sounds like you made yourself a friend in punkin. It's a shame her momma is so narrow-minded. Her brother won't be able to follow her everywhere in life.
from poolagirl :
Lunch with the principal? WOOOT!
from acaldwell :
lunch with the principal!! whatta deal!! how come we didnt have these things when we was in grade school???
from spazs :
Hm, still sounds to me like heīs someone who will give in for peer pressure very quickly. If itīs just hair why couldnīt it stay? Dressing is expression of yourself, and apparently you donīt have this liberty. Itīs like having no freedom of speach, not very progressive, I think. I guess heīs not very rebellious.
from loki-katt :
Your little boy sounds like such a precious blessing. Hope he stays that way and doesn't get all messed up during the testosterone posioning years. :-) I'd have to say I'd agree with your reasoning. Kids want to "fit in" but they also want to find their own way. As you said...it's only hair and it does eventually grow out again.
from just2cusmile :
my lil nephew who is in first grade has a great mohawk and his older brother who is a sophmore has the skaterboy long hair and has the constant flicking of the hair syndrome-i dont think their mom has gotten any warnings yet-maybe she just hasnt checked the book bags well enough!! teehee
from cosmicrayola :
This is too funny! You reminded me of my son. He wanted a Mohawk when he was around 9. I let him get one. It lasted exactly 24 hours. He came home from school the next day and wanted it shaved. I guess his idea of cool was the other kid's idea of ridiculous. He is now 35 and his hair is about 9 inches below his collar. yup, from one extreme to the other.
from thecrankyone :
short of poor hygeine or shaving four letter words in your hari, how can a hair do be offensive. AS long as it's clean and combed I say let the kid wear it how he wants.Sheesh!! When Warren was about 10 he begged for a piercd h year. o So I let him. A year or so later he tired of it. I dn don't know why the school is so stinky about it. SHEEHSGH!!
from acaldwell :
i would tell the skule to stick it! hehehee!!! what right does the school tell you how to have ya sons hair styled? grrrrr. really!! i hope they have a fit with the mohawk!!!
from shear-madnez :
mohawks are a fad? Funny the indians don't seem to think so. As for you not wanting to be friends with my 9 year old son because of his hairstyle... SUPER!
from spazs :
I really donīt like those haircuts! I mean they look cute on young kids. But I could never be friends with someone like that. Somehow it looks too young and too immature for me, just the young generation, but not mine. I think the mohawks are a fad, as opposed to something youīd like forever.
from acaldwell :
what a mess!!!
from cosmicrayola :
We know you love us! I am happy about your friend. I know what she went through.
from grizmom :
Well well well.. funny how a good dose of reality changes folks huh? Good for you, and good for them too. I'm glad it's worked out so well and everyone is getting along, AND helping out. Kudos to you!
from acaldwell :
yay for good news!!! you ARE a true friend!! those are rare!!
from acaldwell :
amen. she lived in her world and had her own perceptions of things, and she did all right.
from acaldwell :
well they lern'd they lesson now didnt they?? hehehe!!!
from grizmom :
I'm ad avid reader, and usually finish with a big chuckle at your postings. Haven't seen anything recently about the shop or the two others taking their turns. How's that go? Hopefully it was a real eye-opener! As for the cake, I say try it again! :)
from acaldwell :
when it sez mix by hand, i cheat and use the electircal mixer!!! whrrrrrrr!!!
from pfirsich :
Ooh, I loved that movie, too! I was always jealous of Nobodyīs. Terrence Hillīs steel blue eyes. Always the smile, always the winner...always in your face, haha. Great movie!! Haha. I liked all of them.
from cosmicrayola :
I just Googled it. None listed. Who is in it??
from cosmicrayola :
"They Call me Nobody" is one I have never heard of. I will have to check it out.
from acaldwell :
very sadly missed, indeed.
from acaldwell :
the LAST time i put vaselene in my hair was 1970! i have seen wanna be "rastafarians" who havent washed thier hair in years, just to get that "rastafarian" look, its disgusting. if i am PAYING a school to teach my child, they are NOT gonna tell me how to dress my kid. i pay them to teach, not to impose archaic "dress codes" or some morons idea of "proper dress" fuk dat! i hope that sweet lil boy gives them "the devil" heh!!
from poolagirl :
I put Vaseline in my hair once. The operative word is "once." I thought it would fix my split ends. I used Janitor in a Drum to get it out!
from chaosdaily :
above the ear, off the neck, and out of the eyes... sounds like a mohawk to me! maybe purple and orange???
from just2cusmile :
awwww she/he is so cute!!
from bluesleepy :
WHAT A CUTIE!!!
from marywa :
SO sweet!
from poolagirl :
OMG! Could a puppy be any cuter?
from acaldwell :
wheeeeeeeeeeee!!! lookit the sweet dogggie!!hes a cutie fer sure!!!
from sallydallydo :
Awwwwwwww! She's darling! Thank goodness she had you to rescue her. There must be someplace you can report those people because they have no business breeding pups.
from bluesleepy :
Your entry made me laugh so hard I nearly fell off my chair!!! I hate those Enzyte commercials. I will watch STATIC before I watch those commercials. And why DO they play them back-to-back???
from cosmicrayola :
I think the ad that used to drive me nuts the most, was the one that always seemed to appear at dinnertime. (We eat in front of the TV) for Hemroid medication. Yup. Gross. My least favorite one now is the one where the woman buys her daughter a cellphone and they have a screaming match. It is something out of bizzaro-world. They are screaming good things at each other. I have to mute the TV on that one. My favorite one right now is the Austen Powers one. Ever time I hear him look at the mini me and yell, "Get in my bellllly! I crack up.
from acaldwell :
hahahahahaaaaa!!! ya and bob and his wife have shiny rubber skin too, ever notice how shiny thier faces are? i wonder if thats a side effect!!
from just2cusmile :
dixie sounds wonderful-thank goodness she found a place in your home and your family has a new best friend!! lil doggie prayers go out to her lil heart murmur :)
from bluesleepy :
My ex from high school had a rat terrier, and she was just the sweetest dog ever! Her name was Trixie, and she loved to lick the remnants out of our coffee cups. And if there was a conversation going on, she wanted to be picked up and held at face-level so she could contribute too!
from chaosdaily :
of course you would keep her! shes family now....
from poolagirl :
Dixie has found a fine home, and that's what is important. I think the woman is lying, but that's just my gut talking. You can't be in the puppy business and not know these things.
from acaldwell :
im so glad ya got dixie!! now, she is safe!! yay!! fugettabout that woman, if she sends ya money back, then yay!! extra cash!! if not, oh well, like ya said, you never asked for money back!!!
from cosmicrayola :
I agree with not telling your son. It can be discussed if and when she gets sick. That could be years down the road. And another point is that if you DO tell him and explain that she needs to treated differntly and something happens, he could blame himself for causing it. Like the vet says, "Let her be a dog." On the same line, "Let him be a normal kid that has a normal dog."
from laura-flea :
I would NOT tell your son. Life is hard and confusing enough for little guys, for them to be worrying about things that they can't control, and that may or may not happen. Kids don't need to worry about the "what if?" - if Dixie does get sick down the line, he'll deal with it then. I think kids do better when they deal with stuff in the present, not the stuff that might happen in the future. Oh, and about the school supplies: you rant about the kleenex and paper towels, and this year, I'm taking a stance against the 8th graders being required to bring a box of baby wipes. Kindergartners I can maybe understand. But not teenagers. The school will get NO baby wipes out of me this year.
from poolagirl :
Nooooo! I did some research online, and it might not be horrible. Here's what I found: In the majority of cases, development of the defect does not usually progress beyond puppyhood i.e. the grading of the heart murmur would be unchanged from the age of 1 to 2 years throughout the rest of the dog's life. Sending Dixie back would be cruel. I would consider reporting them to the authorities for selling sick animals, however. It sounds to me like Dixie is going to be your angel. You will provide an excellent home, and there is a lot to be said for the quality of life. She has already won your heart. There is no turning back.
from chaosdaily :
i agree, i would tell your son. its not like dixie is dying, but he needs to know that some beings are born with defects... and i also agree that you should call the animal control people... maybe they can help with the other puppies. i wouldnt give her back, either.
from acaldwell :
i think it would be a good idea to tell ya son about the murmur. that way when hes playing with dixie, dixie wont get too hyper. i dunno what stage 2 means, and i hope that dixie will outgrow this. also i would call ya animal control folks and tell all you can about the neglect these people are inflicting on these dogs. call them now, please!!! ((((HUGS)))) to you and dixie!!
from poolagirl :
Oooooh! How sweet!
from acaldwell :
welcome dixie!! good luck with the lil rascal!!
from lizzzygizzzy :
Shear, I am a school libraian and I always bought the kleenex, paper towels, band-aids etc. out of my own pocket for 20 years--THEN I got smart and now I get the teachers to share their stash of supplies with me--they also share with P.E., computers, art, and music classes. In the younger grades, if one child needs a kleenex a whole big chain reaction starts and EVERYONE needs a kleenex--I can't tell a student NO, you don't need a kleenex 'cause then they would report that to their parents and I would be in the dog house--same deal for band-aids too. I know it seems extreme, but in the schools where I have worked we really did use all these suppplies (and usually run out before the end of the year.)
from dana-elayne :
Considering you're probably one of the few parents that actually brings the supplies requested, they supplies are probably used up by the time you get there. My best friend teaches kindergarten. They have a list and rarely do they get parents to supply their child with everything on the list. Sometimes, the kids come without anything all year.
from poolagirl :
I want some of those shoes! I'll trade you some of those shoes (boys size 6.5) for eighteen cases of paper towels!
from acaldwell :
well, whatchoo waitin for? they open til 9!! heheheee. hay, i know about the kleenex/paper towel fiasco. see, they get ALL the parents to buy 3 boxes of kleenex, and 6 rolls of paper towels, then, they collect em all up, and off to the janitorial closet they go!! you'll never see em, the janitors will use em! see, by gettin y'all to buy the paper goodies, that saves the school $$$$ and they dont have to buy em themselves!!! what a con job!!
from non-fuckabl :
I want some, too, actually. I wanted skateboard shoes once, hightops, also black velour like suede. *dreams* Just no white stripes.
from bluesleepy :
Faye sounds like a neat lady!! I wish we had someone like her around. Living so far from family, my daughter doesn't see her grandparents very much, and I believe that kids and grandparent-type folks are very good for each other. My stepmom adopted a lonely old lady when she was in college, and still kept in contact with her for years after she graduated. And Moosey (what they called her adoptive grandma) loved my stepmom and us like we were her "real" family.
from poolagirl :
It sounds like Faye has found her tribe. You guys are so sweet!
from sallydallydo :
Methinks the good doc needs a new nurse. And be sure to post pics of the new pups. You KNOW you aren't coming home empty-handed!
from acaldwell :
monday is a good day to do nothing!
from cosmicrayola :
Sounds like a plan. I am sure they just never gave much thought to how they come off. Sort of reminds me of when I had teenagers.
from chaosdaily :
oooo hope it works! but if it was me, i know i would end up helping them out at some point...
from acaldwell :
RIGHT ON!!! yea buddy! that will lern em, and after they get a feel of what ya go thru i betcha u will hava better shop!!! yay!!! go get em!
from acaldwell :
a fine example of your tax dollars hard at work!!
from cosmicrayola :
Taht is amizang! I wreiet leik taht all teh teim!
from just2cusmile :
MY MAMA WAS A TRUCK DRIVING MAN~SHE SPIT HER SNUFF IN A PORK N BEAN CAN~SHE DROVE WITH ONE ARM OUT THE WINDOW AND HAD A FARMERS TAN~MY MAMA WAS A TRUCK DRIVING MAN!!! lol this is fun
from acaldwell :
you forgot the "yeeeee haaasss" my mama was a truck driven man; she ran over all the 4 wheelers that she can; when the sheriff got herm she couldnt been any hotter; my mama was now a truck drivin man, in the can! yeeeeeeeeeeeee haaaaaaaaaa!!!
from poolagirl :
Awwwwwwwww! You are such a sweetie to give me a shout!
from acaldwell :
man, you are on a sugar rush aint ya?? i can see that!! woo!!
from poolagirl :
Feel better soon, kiddo!
from chaosdaily :
hmmm maybe multiple personalities brought on by steroids????
from acaldwell :
the caramels are in aisle 3 next to the peanuts!
from acaldwell :
i love the charactors you tell us all about!!!
from cosmicrayola :
Steroids, huh? YOu sure that's ALL your taking?
from cosmicrayola :
Catching up here. Happpy Birthday Hubby! Hope your sinus problem clears up quick. Jesus loves Johnny. (Sounds like a great name for a new sitcom.) Poor Debbie. The good news is that She got to go to the conference and home safely.
from chaosdaily :
she wont find a cab or a limo in cowtown... send her up~!
from poolagirl :
Sounds like she needs some "cab helling" lessons......quick!
from acaldwell :
now poor debbie. the way ya tell the story its funny. but in general its not. someone needs to school debbie on big city wolves and vultures!! im glad the cops were on they toes!! whew!
from poolagirl :
Get better soon! No dizzy/aching stuff!
from acaldwell :
get well soon!
from acaldwell :
happy 44th, hubby!!! ya shudda tole the preacher freaks that almighty god elvis, is looking down on them in disdain!! hahahahaha!!!! that woulda made em all go home i betcha!!! wheeeee!!! i have an urge for swee' tater pie!!
from kitchenlogic :
Are you willing to share your Gumbo recipe with me so I can post it at Kitchencook?
from acaldwell :
J'aime gumbo avec la salade de pomme de terre aussi !
from acaldwell :
i bet that gurl was bopping the manager!! they usually do in them places! thats why he was so worried looking!! hahahaha
from lizzzygizzzy :
You will have to try The Steamer sometimes--I'm thinking weekends are a bad time to go there because the wait is so long--Anyway, I'm sooo glad that ya'll ended up at IHOP, and had that delightful tale to tell! I am still laughing my silly head off! I wouldn't have had a clue what the girl was talking about either--that is just too funny.
from sallydallydo :
mmmmMMMMMMMmmmm cake.
from acaldwell :
sounds like u hada grand time!! and turkey pizza!! heheheh
from acaldwell :
i have a tenant who has sleep apnea. he too has a big box that he attaches to when he goes to sleep to deliver him oxygen. now, u got the peanut butter down, how about the starwberry jam?!
from acaldwell :
i wanna go resturant eatin with y'all!!
from bluesleepy :
I'll second Sally... ;o)
from sallydallydo :
GOOD LORD! I hope they bury him under the jail.
from cosmicrayola :
People get away with more today than they ever did. I am sorry, but if you are a danger to others, you need to be locked up and then helped. And not taking your meds is your own fault, not an excuse. The first priority of the police is to protect and serve. This doesn't mean protect the guilty.
from non-fuckabl :
Yeah,poor thing,that wifey...
from dana-elayne :
Ohmywerd! What a total loser! I hope that he has to rot in there with a big ole hoss named Jethro! Those other two policemen need an asswhuppin' too. I bet they wouldn't be so nonchalant if it were their child.
from poolagirl :
Jay-Zuzz! That is just awful! The man sounds like he is totally out of control! I am so glad you are okay. Give your son a hug from me. Give yourself a hug. Give your husband a hug. Tell your husband to give you a hug and pretend it's from me. Just do a lot of hugging. Stay safe.
from acaldwell :
prozac my ass!! that idiot needs a good olde - fashioned beating!! and i hope ya hubby takes it to him!
from laurie2002 :
I'm shaking after reading that. You are a strong woman, and I am proud of you for kicking ass and taking names. He has definitely found an enabler in that wife of his. I am sorry your son had to go through that.
from just2cusmile :
what a idiot-im glad you and your son are ok and he went to jail..your poor son-i know he had to be scared to death..and shame on those bad police i would report them too!! hope your weekend is much better :)
from acaldwell :
water wont quell ass flames....wooooo!! dang!
from poolagirl :
Whooo! Water for ass flames? I can't wait to hear!
from acaldwell :
wow!! that was a day!! theres a movie in there, for sure!!
from acaldwell :
quid pro quo!
from sallydallydo :
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Hope they have fun in our neck o'da woods today. Kinda rainy. :Þ
from dana-elayne :
Ummmm....if she gets Mary and Joseph she can start screaming "Jesus, Mary, and Joseph are to be left alone"...*snort* That was too funny!
from marywa :
The Jesus thing is hilarious! My new neighbor has stone angels and gnomes and those shiny balls and it really looks pretty stupid. I like it, though, because it makes my yard look clean and organized. Ha!
from acaldwell :
hahahahaaaa i needed that!!! :)
from katzendreck :
Yeah,the Jesus thing is funny.
from acaldwell :
wow!! is that whats called "down home goodness?" hehehee!!! just kiddin ya know!! i hope you have a better day!! and yes keep work at work, and not at home!!!!
from chaosdaily :
i totally agree with you. work has to stay at work.. although there are times it does come home with me, for the most part i try to keep it at work.
from poolagirl :
I've seen crowds gather at my hair salon too, but never throngs like you have described. Dang! What's up with that?
from thecrankyone :
That's so sad, and scary. I feel so sorry for all the victims.
from acaldwell :
thats a shame about the wreck.
from poolagirl :
That is one of the funniest things I have ever read! OMG!
from cosmicrayola :
I would hope that if the tests weren't for your hubby, they don't bill your insurance. I think I would call his doctor and check on it.
from poolagirl :
So glad you like your hat! Wheeee!
from acaldwell :
from the dumb cop department! when those elvis presley drivers licences 1st came out, they didnt have a picture, so i got one for a gag. one day, i got pulled over and the cop asked me for my drivers licence, and i gave him the elvis one. he looked at it and asked why it didnt have a pic on it, and i explained that tennessee dont put pics on thier licences, he took it and ya know, he actually ran the licence?!?! heheheeee. he come back a few minutes later, and we had a good laugh. i showed him my real one, and he let me go!!!
from acaldwell :
great pics!! say, that last one looks familiar.. i might have slept on that picnic table once!!! hehehee!!!
from chaosdaily :
the baldknobbers remind me a lot of da yoopers....
from poolagirl :
YAY! Lovely pictures! YAY!
from cosmicrayola :
Wow, what beautiful pictures. It looks like a wonderful place to live. Where do I sign up?
from bluesleepy :
Welcome home! It sounds like you had a fantastic time!
from cosmicrayola :
Welcome home. I think I gained 20 pounds just reading about all the food! Can't wait for the pictures!
from chaosdaily :
welcome back! they have duck boats here in wisconsin dells.. kid drove one when she was about 9 or 10... they are fun!
from acaldwell :
welcome home!!! what a wonderful vacation!!! shhh.. dont tell no one; i never been to branson! wooo!!!
from poolagirl :
YAY for pictures - and there should be something waiting for you at the shop!
from just2cusmile :
cant wait to read about your trip and if it was fun-my husband just asked today if i would like to go to branson to try something new!!
from sallydallydo :
Have a fantastic time! Go hear Andy Williams sing Moon River for me!
from cosmicrayola :
After the past few weeks you've had, you need a vacation. Have a great time and don't forget us while you're gone! Say "Hi!" to Jethro for me!!
from poolagirl :
That is the coolest thing! Take lots of pictures!
from acaldwell :
V-A-C-A-T-I-O-N!! in the summertime!!! yay!! you certainly need it!! happy birthday nephew!! i remember when i was 1! that was 1959! hehehe!! we had cake and ice cream and pablum! hehehe!!! see ya when ya come back!!
from acaldwell :
wow v2 and her minions show thier true colours in front of the dhs lady? dang!! they are gonna get it.
from poolagirl :
I think they are toast.
from sallydallydo :
Whew! A standing ovation for you and Virgie. You've done that family the biggest favor anyone ever could. Maybe one day they'll know it.
from chaosdaily :
yup, you just have to keep plugging along.. whether you feel like it or not
from acaldwell :
well i believe things will be ok for V2 and her probs. now that that drama is over, hows them cornfed neighbours of yours doin? heee haww!! hay, hava great wednesday!
from cosmicrayola :
Oh, what a diferent life I would have had if there had been a "you" in it when I was little. You and Virgie done good.
from thecrankyone :
It's for the child's best interst. If she is this bad at 12, imagine her at 18. Something is very wrong at that family, and that child deserves some help while she can still benifit from it. she may hate it now , but she will be thankful when she is an adult and actually has something resemblign an education. From what you describe, her parents are mentally unbalanced to say the least.
from bluesleepy :
It sounds like something good is going to come out of this nasty situation. Regardless of how it comes about, V2's daughter will get the education she needs, and hopefully they'll get the whole family the help they need to become a functioning family. Good for you for stepping up to the plate!
from chaosdaily :
ill say it too.. you did the right thing! it takes guts too, and you should be proud of yourself!
from dana-elayne :
You did the right thing. This girl needs help and she needs a stable home environment and a chance to go to school.
from poolagirl :
You did the right thing. It sounds like the police are ready and able to help you at all times. I am very proud of you!
from acaldwell :
good job! dont feel sad, the authorities there seem to me like they will actually do something unlike in the big city where something like this would be "filed and looked at when they get to it"!! you done the right thing, and dont worry, it will all work out ok
from coffeegrind :
I'm very proud of you and of Virgie for stepping up! Please take care and make sure to call those police whenever you have a feeling that something's not right. You did a very good thing.
from dana-elayne :
She's lost her dayum mind! My mother would have beat me six ways to Sunday if I had ever talked to an adult that way. I'd go to the police about the harassing phone calls.
from marywa :
Good for you! That took courage, and I'm proud of you. Can you believe her? If I got fired, I'd go home and cry for days and feel terrible about myself. She's clearly got a major disconnect from reality. Definitely look into call blocking and notify the police. Just in case.
from plankton :
I'm chiming in with those who believe you should notify the police of the harassment--especially if it continues today or tomorrow. She may not escalate but you need a record of what's going on if you should get to the point where you need to go get a restraining order.
from cosmicrayola :
I agree with the others about phoning the police. You may want to have it on record. Let them know, too that she is harrassing the others. The phone company here also has a thingy you can have put on your line. It's called "blocked calling." When the person calls, you punch in a number and from that point on, if that person calls they get a message saying "We're sorry, but this person is not taking calls at this time. Thank you." You may want to see if you have it with your phone company. Good luck. I have the feeling she won't go silently into that good night.
from thecrankyone :
I would inform the police also, from what you describe it sounds like she isn't all together if you get my meaning. Anybody who acts like that is several cards short of a deck, and liable to do who knows what. I'm amazed you put up with it this long. If I acted that way at my job, I'd be out the first day I pulled it, as would most employees. Sheesh on the drama..You're not responsible for her child, she is.
from chaosdaily :
yea you can only put up with so much....
from acaldwell :
i would call the police and file a report , then the telephone company. this woman is sick, and is good you have the courage to stand up to her.
from bluesleepy :
My husband says (and I quote), "tell her thanks for standing up to her [V2]." He doesn't have a diaryland account and so can't comment on his own. ;o)
from bluesleepy :
Oh my word, I can't believe she would act in such a way, and in front of her daughter no less! Do people not understand "professionalism" anymore?? It's clear you do, and that's why you had to fire her. Good on you for changing those locks!!!
from poolagirl :
Ahhh....poop! Send her over to the ship! That will be the end of her crapola sandwiches! Not upset about having people wait? She should go live under a bridge.
from acaldwell :
u can get all that with the pool and charge admission!! getcha money back in no time!!
from poolagirl :
You won the prize! Please email your snail mail so I can send off your package!
from rowsbud72 :
hmmmm...not such a bad idea shear. Kudos to you for the idea. I must say however, that it seems my short attention span has gotten the best of me yet again. HOWEVER, there may be "new fuzzies" in my future! we'll see!
from cosmicrayola :
refrigerated pool, tiki lights, and..and...and... Those guys with the big palm leafs to fan you and.. and.. the really good looking one that feeds you bonbons and drinks. When should I drop by for a visit???
from pfirsich :
Did I hear tiki lamp? Iīm THERE!
from cosmicrayola :
I swear, you should have that little boy cloned. Do you know howm many parents would kill to have a kid that adorable??
from acaldwell :
happy anniversary!!! yay!! whatta son you have!!! carrot cake!!! yum!!! congrats!!
from nmnohr :
I'm off to catch up on your diary! Happy Anniversary!
from just2cusmile :
ahhh that was so sweet of your son-something i know you'll never forget! happy anniversary to you and your husband!
from tuff517 :
Aw man, that's sad about the funeral home hair. I didn't even think about that. The woman who embalmed my grandmother did her hair and it looked good except for the bangs. But it was the least of what was wrong at that point. We really appreciated the work she put into it. I hope they appreciate you.
from acaldwell :
not too many people have the talent you have! hugs!!
from just2cusmile :
that has to be so hard to do-my moms friend use to do the hair at funeral homes-but im glad that there are people like you who care enough to make it right!!
from laura-flea :
I love working and playing outside in the summer heat until my feet get dirty through my shoes AND socks. That's how I judge a really good day - how dirty I can get through my clothes.
from poolagirl :
The heat never stopped me. Nothing ever stopped me. Nothing stops me now.
from cosmicrayola :
I stayed outside as long as I could. It beat the alternative. But I still can't go barefoot. Even in the house. And don't even mention a foot rub around me.
from chaosdaily :
when it was hot, we just used to turn on the hose. then those granny beads would run down our shirts....
from acaldwell :
gaaa!!! oh! no!! not the shoes!!! tell him to keep his shoes on!! unless you hava bottle of fabreeze ready!!! hehehehe!!! when i was a kid i'd gobble down supper and run like hell outta the house!! such energy!!!
from bholles :
just thought i would let you know who i am. I am poolagirl's sister and enjoy all the diaries so she set up with her faves so I can read all of you.
from poolagirl :
People get so territorial with their hair - but you already know that. I now I do!
from acaldwell :
grannie annie!! *snort* hehe cant wait to hear al the juicy fruit details!
from cosmicrayola :
Happy dance indeed! All A's?? All year?? I would be happy too! Be proud, Momma, be proud! And while you're at it, give you and hubby a pat on the back for steering him right!
from poolagirl :
WOOT and HOOT for your son! Give him a big hug from me!
from acaldwell :
no idol for me thanks! my american idol died in 1977
from cosmicrayola :
What a wonderful upbeat entry! I hope my kids are as good to me when I get old. (In about 100 years.)
from acaldwell :
what a lovely day!!! happy anniversity to ya folks! 51 years!!! wow!!!
from acaldwell :
my heart goes out to V1. i hope things can be sorted out peacefully. ♥
from acaldwell :
Dr. Killpatient heer!! The supraspinatus is a part of the rotator cuff in ya shoulder. The rotator cuff is a group of tendons—the supraspinatus, infraspinatus, subscapularis, and teres minor—that stabilize the shoulder joint and allow you to raise and rotate your arm. Every time you raise your arm above your head, the upper tendon in the rotator cuff (supraspinatus tendon) and the subacromial bursa, which lies on top, glide on the underside of the upper end of your shoulder blade (acromion). The undersurface of the acromion may be rough or abnormally shaped and rub or scrape (abrade) the bursa and tendon. Activities that require repeated overhead arm movements can result in painful inflammation of the bursa (bursitis) and/or the tendon (tendinitis).
from cosmicrayola :
I can't believe the attitude of those two! I hope you will listen to the insurance lady. Get the police reprt too. I usually try to be the nice one in those situations and I get burned every time. Don't be so nice!!!
from chaosdaily :
personally, i agree. get everything documented, and turn it over to your insurance company. they will contact her to have her pay THEM back.. they have lawyers who will work for you, but you need to be able to prove your claim..... good luck
from thecrankyone :
Good luck. Sounds like she needs a marriage councilor. What a cheap and spiteful thing to do. From what you say, he doens't have a leg to stand on, but is just looking for a way to profit from the accident and not have to pay anything. Want me to come down there and hit him upside the head for you?
from poolagirl :
Hmmmm....sounds like we all might need to fly out there and kick Snappy Girl's sweet litle ass! Stuff like that really fries my ham!
from pfirsich :
Wow,I ALSO hate crappy strangers who wanna pull stupid crap on me!!!!
from acaldwell :
does snappy gal even have insurance? watch out here i see trouble a brewing!!! getcha a lawyer, you getcha one of them percentage lawyers, they dont get paid unless you do, and get busy!! before snappy gal tryes to pull some shit!!
from acaldwell :
damn! like you need this now! im glad yous is ok, and i think its good that y'all know each other! makes things like this easier.
from poolagirl :
Sorry to hear about the accident. On top of everything else you have been dealing with, it just ain't right!
from thecrankyone :
I'm so happy for your sister. My grandmother was like V1's mom the last few years of her life. She would have dreams and be so convinced they were real, she once sent my aunt a sympathy card for my cousin who was alive and well and perfectly fine.
from cosmicrayola :
Yay for your sister's test results! I know the scare all too well. As far as the rest: Don't ya just wish sometime that you could go back to being 2 years old when the biggest decision you had to make was weather to pee your pants or go to the potty?
from dana-elayne :
YEAH! For your sister. V1 is in my thoughts. My grandmother has Parkinson's disease and that alone is hard to deal with. And fire V2's butt. Seriously. She wants to "relax"....um, hello. Welcome to the grown-up world. *urgh*
from just2cusmile :
yayyyyyy for your sisters results!! sorry to hear about V1's dad-so sad!
from poolagirl :
What an amazing story about death with dignity. That was truly amazing. Condolences to all. Take care of yourself, dear. You have been working really hard.
from acaldwell :
my condolences to V1. her dad has gone to prepare a place for them. hugs to you and V1. let V2 go. she sounds like a stuffed tart.
from acaldwell :
im crossing my fingers for ya sis. whatta ya mean IF the hospital will let the doc do the biospy?
from acaldwell :
well happy mothers day to you too!!!
from chaosdaily :
i feel sorry for mrs p. makes ya wonder, doesnt it? as to the lump-ectomy, if it gives her peace of mind, it's worth the surgery.
from acaldwell :
i hope V1's dad in his last days is comfortable as possible. hugs to V1, too.
from just2cusmile :
i had a needle biopsy done a year ago and they pretty much knew right away that it wasnt cancer and the biopsy didnt hurt at all..i know the fear that your sister is going thru-the fear of the unknown is horriable,i hope things work out and let her know that being affraid is normal...
from chaosdaily :
usually those biopsies are scheduled quickly.. if it is cancer, the surgeon likes to know ASAP. im keeping a good thought for her...
from loki-katt :
Prayers and thoughts your way...and V1's too. I've read you for a while now and you feel like family. Best thing you can do for your sis right now is just to be there for her and you seem to be doing a damned fine job.
from poolagirl :
Oh, dear! I am thinking of you all - holding you in a gentle place of peace and loving thoughts.
from acaldwell :
my hugs and heart to you and your sis and V1. what a day. i hope today is better.
from thecrankyone :
Sounds like you all need some good wishes. I hope everything works out for her. ((Hugs)) Being pregnant is tough enough, the rest of the stress added in must be unbearable, I can't imagine.
from acaldwell :
very beautiful entry!!! BTW the 1st song he sang there that ya couldnt hear was see see rider! i miss him too, deeply. thanks!!
from poolagirl :
Your entry about Elvis is absolutely magical. Amazing writing, lady.
from rowsbud72 :
Reading your post gave me chills, especially the end! My 12 year old would be soooo jealous to know you went to see Elvis live. He's been a huge fan since he found out that he shared his first name with Elvis' middle name (Aaron). Thanks for the good feelings to start my day!
from acaldwell :
better to be busy than laying around taking up space!!
from laura-flea :
I am really enjoying reading you. Keep up the good work!
from poolagirl :
You create heaven for so many people.
from acaldwell :
we need more folks in life like you!!
from acaldwell :
ice cream party on thursday, and pizza on friday?? whaaaahhh!!! i miss school!! we didnt have these things when i went to school!!!!
from poolagirl :
Dang! Why weren't you MY mom when I was nine?
from poolagirl :
Testing is so over-rated! It makes the kids crazy and the teachers crazy and everybody crazy!
from rowsbud72 :
Hey! My son went through the CMT's, (CT's version of school stress tests). He told me that he wouldn't pass 6th grade and was all worked up for weeks before the test. I found that when i told him that this test was actually testing the TEACHERS ability to teach, he seemed less pressured. we live through it.... barely. Good luck!
from acaldwell :
i had to put my glasses on for this one! pom poms looked like porn porns!!!
from just2cusmile :
we have a evil library lady too-i love it when i prove her wrong and then she just puts the blame on someone else...
from chaosdaily :
thats why i love books that are written in series. they dont end after one. one author i read has 3 series, totalling about 25 books in all. after i got done with the last of the 3rd series, i realized that all the books were connected in one way or another. how amazing!
from acaldwell :
so much for the kabillion dollar library, and the insolence of the snooty librarian. i doubt very much if she will even bother getting them books for you. she prolly threw that list away when you were out of sight. try looking for the books in the university library!! betcha they there!! ♥
from pfirsich :
Weird librarian,huh? You would think they love books.And then she makes a derogatory comment...?
from sallydallydo :
Heh. Find out when her birthday is, and get her the Librarian Action Figure from Archie McPhee. Watch books materialize.
from acaldwell :
if i bring my own plate, can i have some?
from just2cusmile :
i love visiting old cemeterys-you can learn so much on how people lived/died and its very interesting..your pictures are great
from cosmicrayola :
Check this out: http://www.bbg.org/gar2/topics/plants/handbooks/roses/3b.html I read the page that talks about the book and read about a few other burried there. There is a society that is restoring all the rose bushes there. The page is very interesting.
from acaldwell :
olde timey cemeteries give me the gee willies!!! i have watched night of the living dead way too many times!@!! im gonna run an hide now!
from cosmicrayola :
The pictures are gorgeous! V1 is lucky to have you. You are an amazing lady. My prayers tonight for V1 and her parents. Not so many for her sister. Sorry. I didn't mean that. Hell, yes I did.
from poolagirl :
You are such a blessing to so many people. Your world is lucky to have you.
from acaldwell :
im glad v1's folks is all set up. hugs to v1 here!! vicks salve does a body good!! he he
from tuff517 :
Those pictures are great, soooo pretty.
from acaldwell :
dunn falls!! the water looks so crystal clear!! great pic!!
from just2cusmile :
that sounds like a wonderful trip and suprise-im glad you had fun and im glad ya'll killed the snake :) hate em!!
from cosmicrayola :
Your husband sounds very special. He's a keeper. Much like my own. Some of us just got lucky, huh?
from poolagirl :
What a fun day! YAY! Glad you didn't bring the snake home. How EWWWWW that would have been!
from acaldwell :
what an adventure!!! i hope ya gave the waiter a nice tip, too!!! driving around to different places on a whim is a good deal!!!
from pfirsich :
Hey,nice trip!
from poolagirl :
I don't know what to say. How can people be so heartless?
from acaldwell :
V1's sister needs a good olde fashioned beating!!! who the hell does she think she is? to treat her parents like that? i'd strap her in depends and let her wallow in her own shit, and see how she likes it!!! to treat the people that gave life to you, and taught you things, and fed you and changed your shitty ass when you couldnt!! to treat em like that? she should be locked up!! this made me cry. sic em, shear!!! give her what for. and take that vics salve and shove it up her ass!!!
from dana-elayne :
*ARGH* You know...what comes around goes around. The sis will get hers. It amazes me that people can be so selfish!
from thecrankyone :
Some people are so selfish. I can only hope she doesn't get treated the same way, someday when she is old and needs help.
from acaldwell :
i get rejucied on a daily basis!! coffeetime!!! kids do say the darndest things!!! wheeeeee!!!
from tuff517 :
"der ders"?? Oh my goodness, that was too funny. I guess my sister and & I had "doo doos" then.
from plankton :
How about some chimes? (I did this with my girl scout troop once.) Get a stick (or a ruler.) Tie metal washers to the stick with string. (You can decorate the washers using different colors of nail polish if you like.) Put a string off of the stick that is looped to be a handle. Hold the chimes in one hand and use a mixing spoon (or a metal spoon) to play them with the other hand.
from poolagirl :
Take a coffee can, an eye screw, a broom handle, and some heavy-duty fishing line. You can make a little washtub bass. Here's a linkie poo: http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.projectsandhobbies.com/Tim-with-Bass.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.projectsandhobbies.com/washtubbass.htm&h=432&w=313&sz=37&tbnid=T6p4QLjwKyGnOM:&tbnh=123&tbnw=89&hl=en&start=3&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dwashtub%2Bbass%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26ie%3DUTF-8
from acaldwell :
about the only thing i can think of is some small glasses filled with various amounts of water and a spoon, then tap the glasses to make sounds!! i know, pretty lame; o well.
from acaldwell :
hillbilly germs!!! hahahaa!!! yes, thank god for antibacterial soap!!! your son will be ok!! *hugs!!*
from poolagirl :
Bandaid sizes are all relative, I guess. Your little guy sounds like such an amazing kid!
from acaldwell :
fish fry!! hushpuppies!!! yumm!!! people round here dont know what hushpuppies are!! they think its a shoe!! happy easter!!
from acaldwell :
ya know, maybe it wasnt selfishness, maybe she was scared, and it came out looking like selfishness. i dunno. i hope thinks go ok for them.
from thecrankyone :
I would have called 911 too, if she hadn't done something. The selfishness of some people just astounds me. I guess having already lost one parent (though it was nobody's fault), I'm more sensitive to the issue. I wonder if that could legally be considered a form of neglect?
from cosmicrayola :
Yuo would totally be within your rights to call your state department of elderly affairs to report elder-abuse. If the woman lives my herself, you can report suspicion of self-neglect. If nothing else, it will bring a caseworker to the home and make the daughter realize she is going to be under the microscope. I believe in all states you can remain anonymous.
from acaldwell :
gad!!! i hope the cops catch them thugs, and shoot em graveyard dead!! let us know how ya friend with the caregiver is doin.
from acaldwell :
kids say the darnest things!!
from acaldwell :
i was the national farting champion in the 6th grade.....
from chaosdaily :
yes males do tend to think a lot about their stomachs...
from acaldwell :
when i was his age, we went on a trip to the art meuseum, and the thing that marvelled me were the urinals in the loo. never seen them before!!
from rowsbud72 :
I think its great that schools are exposing kids to art. There isn't enough of that now a days. I do have to say though...i think your probly right about the picnic lunch. For my son, it would be visiting the gift shop. hehe
from lizzzygizzzy :
Shear, I just want you to know that I absolutely love reading your journal-and today's entry (Mr. D's wife) practically had me in tears, laughing!! Keep up the great journaling!!
from acaldwell :
my oh my. if poor mr D couldnt get it up, i can imagine what she did when he was alive!!!
from poolagirl :
Sometimes, people really do just talk too damn much. Poor Mr. D!
from acaldwell :
dont blame yourself for his stubborness. you did all you can, its not your fault. you are a lovely caring person. HUGS for you.
from poolagirl :
You did what you could under the circumstances. You are an angel, my dear. Bless you again.
from chaosdaily :
we have a guy like that in town, you know, theres telephone, telegraph, and tellaron.
from poolagirl :
You get to be the neck stabber? Dang! Seriously, just give them the money. I like the idea of giving them really bad haircuts, but I doubt if they would sit still long enough. You might consider handcuffing them to the chair! I know Hissie has a pair she might let you borrow. This is a fact because I gave them to her! HAHAHAH!
from acaldwell :
always give em the money, show them no resistance. money is replaceable, lives are not!!
from cosmicrayola :
I say pull the gun and make them sit in the chairs and give them really bad haircuts! That'll teach 'em! Give them polka dots! They'll have a lot of fun in the jail when Bubba gits a-hold of 'em!
from chaosdaily :
personally, i would give them the money. your insurance would cover it, and if you start shooting, so will they.
from just2cusmile :
god forbid if you should get robbed but if you do-ya'll could tie the person up in the chair and make him sit there and listen to all the beauty shop gossip all day-haha-serious though be careful!
from poolagirl :
Dang! I have a friend who actually colors her hair every FIVE days! You should see it! OMG! She has become her own fire danger zone. It is so dry and scratchy and nasty! She is always touching my hair saying, "I wish my hair was nice and soft like yours." I always tell her I color it every five WEEKS and that it is well-conditioned too. She also teases it so it sticks way out from her head. She is the cutest thing - but that HAIR!
from acaldwell :
woo!! good job on sheila!!! my hair is flat and dull. can u save it?
from cosmicrayola :
I bet you never get a bill for those flowers either!
from poolagirl :
You are such a doll! Your florist friend is lucky to have you!
from acaldwell :
well, when i need a toupee, i will know whare to go!! good job!!!
from acaldwell :
wonderful entry!!!
from thecrankyone :
ahh, your entry made me miss my grandmother, even though I was only ten when she passed away and her mind was pretty much gone the last few years of her life, I still remember all the hand games (open the church and see all the people), that she taught me. I was never big on costumes, but I spent most of my childhood lost in my imagination.
from cosmicrayola :
What an entry!! I think I'm going to cry! My brother's name is Dale. We used to call him Dale Evens. He never appreciated the humor in that. My childhood heroine was Penny from Sky King. I wanted to be just like her when I grew up! Ha! I was just 6 or 7 and she was a grown woman of probably 15. Ahhh the memories. Thank you.
from acaldwell :
im not so edumacated, specially at 4 am!! hahahaaa!!! good stuf heer!!
from poolagirl :
Dang! I always suffer from aerophagia when I read you! Especially when I am trying to drink coffee or....rootbeer!
from acaldwell :
hay, auber gene!!!! suppers ready!!!
from acaldwell :
woo!!! in daze of olde when knights were bold, and toilet paper wasnt invented yet... we done stuff like that!!!
from poolagirl :
Everybody loves a cute brat. Right?
from cosmicrayola :
YOu remind me of days long past. Whenever I would say "No" to my kids, I would immediately follow it up with, "Because" and give them a legitimate reason for saying it. Some of my friends thought I was nuts. They said that they just say no and that's it. I don't care if they are 3 or 53, they still deserve a reason. And the reasons stay in their minds a lot longer than the one word answer. My favorite answer sometimes would be, "Because I love you too much to let you put yourself in danger." That worked really well. How can you argue with that?
from just2cusmile :
the painted eggs sounds like a wonderful idea-i would love to see those and your friends painting sounds like the paintings i love-the love shack kind!! :)
from poolagirl :
That teacher sure needs some lessons herself!
from chaosdaily :
she never thought of talking to your son??? sheesh!!
from acaldwell :
its a damn shame that a teacher of all people does not know how to communicate!!!
from cosmicrayola :
Next year can I get an invitation? It all sounds like great fun. Except the little shit in the pink dress, but I bet I can take her!
from acaldwell :
mine too!!! wow!!! whatta party!!! and sams club pizza is ok, but costco is better!!! yay!!! happy 9th birthday!!!
from la-blue-eyez :
You are now officially in charge of all of my future birthday parties! lol Sounds like a great time!
from chaosdaily :
heh. the kid thinks like his mother..
from dana-elayne :
That was an awesome way to handle the conference/teacher. She needs to know too that you're not going to blindly believe her. When I have a parent conference, I try to say..."this is what I'm seeing....and what am I missing..."
from just2cusmile :
your not crazy-just a concerned mom and im glad your son said what he did-hopefully the other kids do know what its like to be bullied now and things will get better!
from acaldwell :
you go!!! yay!!! dont let that idiot "teacher" mess with ya!!! you got a good son there!!
from poolagirl :
You are a perfectly marvelous mother loon. Keep doing what you do!
from cosmicrayola :
From someone who worked as a Financial Aid advisor for 3 years in a school of Cosmetology, I can say that was one of the most idiotic oxymorons a moron ever made! Some people think all you need to do to be a beautician is cut hair. That couldn't be further from the truth! They don't realize you have to study health, skin care, chemistry and many other subjects. Not to mention, pass state boards to practice! Like I said. Oxymoron. There is no such thing as a dumb beautician. As far as the measuring goes, I laughed when my pediatrician told me that *at the time) my son would be 6 foot and my daughter would be 5'4". They are grown now. Heff is 5'11" and Lori is 5'5". Pretty darn close!
from poolagirl :
3/20/06 Dumb beautician? Give me her number. Better yet, give me her address! Little shit-ass! I'm gonna look her up when I make my cross-country road trip. What a nasty thing to say! GAAAAAA! On a happier note...good for you for encouraging your son and letting him find his way. It sounds like he has tons of innate talent - and that's what will keep music fun and rewarding for him.
from acaldwell :
i wish i can play a guitar!! never had the dexterity!! you aint a dumb beautician!!! after all, you have good southern BBQ!! i miss that!!
from dana-elayne :
This from a little hiefer who WORKS in a bookstore and doesn't own her own business or maintain a happy, repeat clintele. BAH on her!
from thecrankyone :
Kinda makes you wonder what goes on in that house where the neighbors can't see. A boy who is trying to hurt animals is a major red flag at leas to me. He had to learn that sort of behavior somewhere, or at least he's never been corrected.
from just2cusmile :
thank you so much for the kind note-it meant a lot! :)
from acaldwell :
i always have a good laff about mullet man and mama cass idiot and the fambily! but tossing rocks at cats!! oh no!! i was a lil bass-tid just like jr. psycho in training there, but back then, if i seen a kid hurt a cat, i'd give him a beating. i guess these days you cant do that!! aw well, at least the new neighbours are normal. are they?
from marywa :
I loved your entry about your friend, it made me cry. How lucky the two of you were to have each other! Do you ever see his family anymore?
from acaldwell :
oh i see the soon to be birthday boy has you pegged!!! wheee-hoooo!!! hay, how is them neighbours of yours, ya know punkin and all?? we aint hears no tale about em lately!!! did ya shoo em away??
from just2cusmile :
i also was going to say that your friend was the lucky one-to have you in his life meant the world to him im sure especially in his time of need-you both were blessed to have one another!!
from thecrankyone :
Your friend was so lucky. Not enough people are real friends in the true sense, willing to stick by someone in the bad times, when they really need you the most. Very touching.
from dana-elayne :
You have me in tears. There's nothing like the power of love to get someone through anything. He was lucky to have you and you were lucky to have him. Thank you for that story.
from poolagirl :
3/13/06 My God, what a touching entry about your friend. You are an angel - an absolute miracle. The world has so much to learn from you. Keep writing. Keep making a difference. In my friends words: Keep living large.
from rowsbud72 :
I LOVE your entry today. I actually got chills as I read it. I wasn't born till 72 but I was well aware of the hippie "movement". By the mid-late 70's, I was in foster care. I didn't have a lot of recollection re: my mom, so I created one. Your description of the girl in the docs office sounds like my "description" of my mother. The only difference? I told everyone my mom was in the Peace Corp as I got older!!!
from cosmicrayola :
I wore a leather peace symbol necklace! I was 17. How was I supppose to know it could get me killed where my husband and I lived and worked.........in Coast Guard Housing! A lovely woman clued me in one day that perhaps I shouldn't be wearing it. Yup, I was a hippie.
from chaosdaily :
we had no hippies here in cowtown, but imagine being 13 in 1966, and hearing about flower children.. communes and hippies.. i think a lot of us are just hippies at heart. imagine all the people, living life in peace!
from thecrankyone :
I wasn't born until '69, which was a bit late for the hippie movement, but as long as I can remember I loved being barefoot, even now I only wear shoes when I have to, which stinks since I live in the land of 8-9 months of winter.
from acaldwell :
i became a hippie in 1968!! i was 10, hehehee!!
from poolagirl :
Peace out! I am proud of you! What a great entry! I was a hippie too! YAY! I grew my hair long and wore the clothes - and even assisted young men into Canada to avoid the draft. The minister's wife would have loved me!
from cosmicrayola :
Wow, thank God for being stubborn!! Hope he and his wife get through this soon.
from chaosdaily :
you are a good friend!!
from poolagirl :
You are such an angel to so many people. Blessings, my dear.
from acaldwell :
see, its people like you who practice being a good neighbour and doing things like this that reinstills my faith in people, if only in the big city would people learn how to do this again. you guys are great! i hope he gets good treatment,and recovers well!!
from rowsbud72 :
The people around you are so very lucky. Your such a good friend.
from poolagirl :
I once asked a cashier person at a Mexican fast food place to leave the sauce off of something. I was told that was impossible. Maybe that cashier and your cashier are cousins!
from acaldwell :
we dont do that here, ad match. its a good idea too!! good for you for stnding up against the dumb checkout girl.
from acaldwell :
happy mardi gras!!
from chaosdaily :
the things are free after rebate. they have a coupon booklet that lists all the stuff inside...
from chaosdaily :
gee i liked the krew of shampoo until i read your notes. ill have to think about this now.
from poolagirl :
A 3-hour Krewez? You could all dress up like Gilligan! And it's got hubby's boat theme included!
from acaldwell :
krewe-cuts!!
from acaldwell :
so, whos gonna win? boat or 4 wheeler!! parade or pout?! hehehee!!! hubby !!! woo!
from acaldwell :
poor virgie!!! i hope she is doing better now!!! that was mighty nice of the cop to tear up the ticket!!!
from acaldwell :
the "tater queens"! heheheee!!! oh i can just imagine!!!
from poolagirl :
Thanks for the votes, lady! I surely appreciate them. You really need to write a book. I'm serious. Your writing is so refreshing and full. Have you ever thought about it?
from cosmicrayola :
Bless you for talking with her and not calling the police on her. She seems to have enough problems.
from poolagirl :
Goodness. My mother took "medication" for years too - Valium. It's hard to kick this stuff. Blessings to you for being so kind to that poor woman.
from acaldwell :
well, i sure hope that CHECK dont bounce like a basketball!!!! yikes!!! she needs detox, where she can be observed and treated. i hope all will be well for her. kudo to you for not given out ya home number!!
from poolagirl :
What a heart-warming story!
from acaldwell :
aw that was so sweet! i wish i was there!!! fun fun fun, and bittersweet too.
from acaldwell :
good luck at mardi gras~!! wheeeee!! we dont have anything that fun around here!!
from sallydallydo :
Good for BOTH your friends! I can't believe that mother-in-law would butt into their lives to that extent. That's 3/4 of the problem right there!
from acaldwell :
v2's lazy hubbys momma called?? he must be a mommas boy!!! sheesh!! good for v2 holding her ground!! yay!! i hope ya pal gets the house!!
from rowsbud72 :
wow...sounds like a soap!! All i can say is...the whole "love is blind" thing really does apply...its not just a cliche! Looking back now i think to myself: "what did i see in him". Its weird! good luck to all involved
from acaldwell :
i hope it works out for her too!!! hay, your drama is better than my drama!!
from acaldwell :
happy valentines day!!! hay hay!!
from just2cusmile :
THANK GOODNESS im not the only woman out there who hates Valentines Day~I do feel sorry for guys on this one day-another way for stores to rob one of thier money!! :)
from cosmicrayola :
I'm with you. Nothing says love like cleaning the toilet for me. Keep the flowers.
from poolagirl :
AMEN, sister! Ooops - that has the word "men" in it. I guess I should say HALLELUJAH, sister!
from rowsbud72 :
A-fricken MEN!!!! I've always hated valentines day...but i have to say, the panties balled up to look like a rose...i like that! Besides, what about us poor sops who are getting divorced... they should have an ANTI valentines day!!!!!
from acaldwell :
hahahhahaaaaa!!!!! wheeeeeeeee!!! wanna show me love? gimme some pie!! happy valentines day!!
from sallydallydo :
AMEN.
from pfirsich :
Haha,itīs true with the thongs though! Wait,that didnīt sound sexy.Skip that.
from pfirsich :
Hey! Some of us love V-day and the mushiness.Not me.Significant other,of course.
from poolagirl :
AWWWWWWWWWWW! Shear! You are so damn sweet! What an awesome cake! Oh, lady! I am so flattered!
from chaosdaily :
wow what an awesome cake!!!
from cosmicrayola :
Gee, if you ever want to give up hairstyling I bet you could pass yourself off as a nurse at the hospital by now! I hope things quiet down for you soon.
from poolagirl :
Your entry was a total movie! I can see it all now. Oh, man! What a day you had!
from acaldwell :
oh man, whatta day!!
from poolagirl :
NEENER! *blushing*
from pfirsich :
You KNOW itīs not ok when you say jocular and I donīt....hm....now what am I gonna do with you....hm
from acaldwell :
I KNOW who is having a birthday in 3 daze!!! woo woo!! ( i said woo woo and you didnt, neener!!) score on the fancy clothes!! wheeeeee!!
from acaldwell :
reminds me of the king of the hill cartoon where the dumb blonde goes to beauty school!!! heheheee. cutting hair is harder than ya think, i learn here!!
from thecrankyone :
I'll keep you in my thoughts and prayers. Heart issues run in my family too.. ((hugs))
from cosmicrayola :
Forget the horror stories! The only reason you hear so many of them is that everyone seems to have a bunch of stories that went well too, but, like the newspapers, those stories never make it to the front page. I know many more people who have had uneventful success stories than not. Keep the faith! Medicine has come so much futher in the past 5 years, it is amazing.
from acaldwell :
im sending good vibes to ya uncle and mom and dad!!! big hugs for you!!!
from yarnsmith :
I've said it before and I'll say it again..You're so funny!!!
from pfirsich :
We are all guilty of that! Nevermind it,madnez! We all become tsk-ing mums from time to time,even if weīre men!!! (Just reaching.)
from acaldwell :
wheeeeeeeeee!! thas so typical!! yes, it is!!! heheheee!!! typical preachers wife!! yes indeedy!!
from chaosdaily :
im hoping not to have a car when im that age. i want to live somewhere that either has great mass transit or where everything is within walking distance. And preferably somewhere that's warm year round, with mountains and water. and a mattress full of money... well a girl can dream, can't she?
from yarnsmith :
Having family in West Virginia, I am always touched by the reverence and spirit of friendship and community is shown in the South when people are in times of trouble, when a family member is seriousely ill, or when someone passes away. I can't help but think that us Northerners not only have cold weather but have let some of that coldness seep into our hearts. It is refreshing and heart warming to read about the loving kindness you have shown this employee and his family and ultimate respect for his Grandma.
from acaldwell :
wow!!! you guys are swell!! SB is glad to hava pal like you~!!!!((((HUGS)))))
from acaldwell :
offering discounts to the aggrivated? awww, thats nice of you, but if these folks cant or wont understand why you will be closed, they are heartless and deserve nothing.
from acaldwell :
my condolences to sb and all you guys!!! *HUGS! would you please email me with your snail mail address?
from poolagirl :
Gosh, your entry today brought it all home. Bless you for your kindness and tender heart-touch to people in need. The world needs more people like you.
from just2cusmile :
Someone sent my husband a Mardi Gras cake at work last year-thats the first time we had ever seen one-it was cool and tasty!!
from thecrankyone :
Happy Birthday!! It sounds like it was wonderful!
from just2cusmile :
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! Your party sounded wonderful and yummy!!
from acaldwell :
happy birthday dance!!! wheeee!!! u is soooo lucky!!!!! happy happy!!!
from dana-elayne :
Happy Birthday! Sounds like your hubby, son, friends, and family made it an amazing one! :)
from yarnsmith :
Happy Happy Happy Happy Birthday and It looks like it was one.
from wedge-o-lime :
Happy Birthday!
from rowsbud72 :
Your posting today brought tears to my eyes. Good for you!!! Happy birthday. Family and friends is definately what its all about
from sallydallydo :
Happy Happy Birthday! You are so blessed! What an AWESOME day!
from chaosdaily :
happy birthday!!
from acaldwell :
happy birthday!!! your description of the days events were wonderful!!!! yay!!
from sallydallydo :
5:45am is criminal. Pretty, but best viewed from under the covers with your eyes shut tight. ;)
from pfirsich :
I donīt like the yellow....:o
from acaldwell :
one thing i love about the early morning is the quiet peacefulness, long before the buzz of the day......
from poolagirl :
There ain't no such thing as a good pirate from the south, lassie!
from rowsbud72 :
mmmmmm GUMBO! I'd love to try to make it! My only question is: Do they make a microwave version??
from just2cusmile :
that gumbo sounds so good-i love lots of tomato's too and okra!! i bet it is so fun working in a beauty shop and i hope things go fine with your mom...
from yarnsmith :
I'll have to try to make Gumbo some day. Sounds devine except for the Okra...not an Okra lover. I'm glad your son is having good days at school, no child should have to get picked on. It's bad enough by kids but I just wonder what goes through a teachers mind that makes them pick on a child. I was picked on by teachers as a child and so was my nephew. It is just so sad. Most teachers are wonderful, giving people but there are some who just never grew up.
from sallydallydo :
Dang. Now you've made me hungry. Roux in a jar? That's a new one! I'll have your mom in my prayers tomorrow for an easy surgery and quick recovery!
from acaldwell :
yummmmmmmy!!! yummmmmmmmy!!! gumbo!!!! but, no sassafras?? awwwwww... well thats ok!! DONT let up on the school!!! you know you have a RIGHT to go there and check on ya boy!!!! man, you are a wonderful mother!!! wooo!!! i want some GUMBO!!!
from yarnsmith :
Good luck to your mama and her eyeball surgery on Wednesday. My Grandma had the surgery at 96 years old and my MIL at 85. It was a quick and easy proceudre and they were glad they had it. Surgery is always scarier when they hand you that living will though.
from acaldwell :
waita minnute!! what happened??? i thought the surgery was today!!
from rowsbud72 :
Hey, first, thanks for the suggestion. Pheonix do symbolize rebirth. I like that. The other thing is...it sounds like we have the same mom...although, does't everyone. With mine its "have you paid your rent, does aaron have lunch money, is your electric bill high? want dad to come over and weather strip your doors? it'll save on your electric bill!" sometimes i want to scream "for God sakes, i'm 33". But the question of "do you have enough money to run on" usually prevents me from screaming. LOL, gotta love em!
from just2cusmile :
I hope New Orleans rebounds and Mardi Gras continues but with a different mayor-what a dummy-I hope you guys can find a safe place to enjoy it and continue with your traditions!
from junkmel1 :
I agree...Nagin's a nut. Katrina was obviously just more than he can deal with. I met my husband on St. Charles Avenue at Mardi Gras and spent many, many happy years since then right there every year. We aren't going either. I feel your pain.
from acaldwell :
hay hay!!! i got the thingy there on my page!!! heheheee!!! it is funny!!!
from wvprincess :
I'm so glad that you worked things out with the teacher! I hope that your child is never in another situation like that again!!
from poolagirl :
YAY! YAY! YAY!
from cosmicrayola :
I'm glad it went well and I am so glad your son saw the way you handled it. Children learn what they live and your's learned many valuable lessons today.
from acaldwell :
well, now lets see what happens!!! good job!!
from sallydallydo :
YOU GO GIRL! And what a fine young man you have raised. I sincerely hope that idio..ahem, teacher...does a complete turnaround, and that all the situations with the other kids are resolved as well. Amazing how tough moms can be, when our babies are threatened. You did exactly the right thing!
from chaosdaily :
good solution! and making sure your son talks to you is a good thing too. if you can keep that up through his teens, that would be great!!!
from poolagirl :
Your son sounds like the real blessing here. He has already forgiven her for making bad choices. That is amazing insight for a child. *tearing up a wee bit* I am so glad things are going to work out for the best. Blessings to you all - and I really acknowledge your willingness to do whatever it took. You are a real warrior. The world needs more people like you, Shear.
from acaldwell :
good for you!! if more parents do what you do, our school system would be a whole lot better!! keep em on their toes!!! yay!!
from rowsbud72 :
Cudos to you and your husband for being there for your son. Parents HAVE to take an interest in their childs mental health and well being. your attitude that she is a good teacher who made some bad choices shows that if your son is anything like you, he'll turn out to be a wonderful adult. Great job!
from just2cusmile :
i just came across your diary and added you to my buddy list-my husband and I just went to gulfport/biloxi a few weeks ago and we saw all those signs too-your pictures turned out better then ours...its such ashame seeing the damage left behind-that was one of our favorite places to go and the loss of all those beautiful big homes is just amazing how strong Katrina was!!
from chaosdaily :
yea! now youve got it. with hubby along, they cant really gang up on you. glad your lawyer is willing to go with you. hang in there, and get what you want. school shouldnt be a place where kids are afraid or get things stolen. YOU GO GIRL!!!!!!
from grizmom :
GOOD FOR YOU! Keep that momentum going and they'll surely have yours and your sons pictures plastered all over the school with an attached note "if you see these people, give them anything they want!" Sounds like you've made your expectations clear and demanded resolution! Hold them accountable! Kick butt and take names! YOU GO GIRL!
from poolagirl :
Since when do test scores become a bargaining issue when dealing with children? Dang! People at that school are nutzoid! Hang tough, lady. Glad you have a lawyer.
from acaldwell :
good for you, stick to ya guns and let em have it!!! bravo!!
from lizzzygizzzy :
I can not believe that the teacher was actually there at school and the principal lied to you and told you the teacher was not there. That alone lets you know that the principal and the teacher are very untrustworthy. I agree that you should make yourself very visable at school and I think someone on the school board and the school suprentendent should know about this whole thing. It is not acceptable for teachers to make fun of the students.
from thecrankyone :
Having dealt with schools for many years know,I second that advice, make your self visible go to every conference, call his teacher and principals regularly, become a pain in the ass if you have to. Your son may do better, just knowing that his mom is fighting for him. But on the other end, it also couldn't hurt to teach him some methods for coping with and dealing with teasing which unfortunately almost all kids have to deal with at some point. Though a teacher should be above such things and shouldn't take sides with out knowing the WHOLE story.
from grizmom :
Although my son is grown, we too had somewhat of a time at school one year. Make yourself very VERY visible at the school. Phone calls, visits, whatever you have to do. Unfortunately, I found that I had to fight tooth and nail all the way through that year. But, we made it and you will to. It just burns me up that kids AND teachers can be so hurtful. If they only knew what they were doing... What comes around goes around - all in due time.
from chaosdaily :
ooooo i would be mad. i would see the principal AND the school board!
from cosmicrayola :
The fact that the teacher was there and didn't want to talk to you has guilty written all over it. Holding his breath and hoping to die? That goes well beyong a little teasing. That poor little guy. I too, would go to the school board if you don't get immediate results. There is no need for a child to feel threatened especially in a place where he has to spend 7 hours a day. And I think checking out the names of a few layers for future reference wouldn't hurt either.
from dana-elayne :
As a teacher, granted a high school teacher, it is unacceptable to make a child feel that way. I tease with my students, but I try to NEVER ever say anything hurtful to them. Praise always works so much better than hurtful comments. You have every right to speak to the teacher and I think she's a lying coward for pretending to be "too busy". Teachers should NEVER be too busy for parents. I hope that everything gets worked out for the best for your son. He's far too precious to be stuck with an ooky teacher!
from wvprincess :
The fact that the principal knew this was going on and didn't do anything about it burns me up. I would be so angry if I heard that. I would file a complaint with the school board if they don't get their act together.
from acaldwell :
pfirsich is a friggen idiot, dont give him the time of day. now, heres a suggestion, file a complaint with the school board.
from poolagirl :
You go! Make your voice heard!
from chaosdaily :
if things dont change after you talk to the teacher, then your next step should be to have a conference with the teacher and the principal, and maybe your son, too. yes, teachers are human and make mistakes, but i know this isnt appropriate behavior for a teacher. and btw, i have banned pfirsich's IP address since she left me a rude note.
from acaldwell :
ok ya know what? this pisses me off! who the hell does this "teacher" thinks she is? give it to her with BOTH barrels, and then tell her that you will go to the school board to get her fired! and do that!! people like her dont need to be teaching.
from wvprincess :
I had to go through the same thing with my son's teacher last year. After talking to her and nothing changed I went straight to the principal. There is no reason a child should be afraid of going to school. If these little bullies aren't stopped now they will only get worse. And anyone who would make fun of their own student has no business being a teacher. I hope it all turns out well and if you have to get him out of her room...I would do the same!
from poolagirl :
You go! You go! Make her look your right in the eye! She sounds like a total jerk. Sorry, but it sounds like she needs to grow the hell up!
from rowsbud72 :
I would like to say that i agree with others when they say...teachers are human and make mistakes. But unfortunately, when you take on the responsibility of teaching someone elses child, you've opened yourself up to the responsibility of being on a higher plain...its like being a social worker. As a parent... i APPLAUD you for speaking up to this teacher. They DO need to be reminded from time to time of their awsome responsibility. And just like any other human being.... some people are just a**holes who need to be put in their place. i feel your pain, i'm going through something similar with my son. sometimes you take what they say with a grain of salt...but sometimes you have to stand up for your child. if you don't, no one else will. GOOD FOR YOU!
from cosmicrayola :
Teachers are like anyone else. They are human and can make mistakes. I would talk to her. She may be totally in the dark about what is going on. I hope so. I would hate to think that she is really targeting kids and making fun of them.
from thecrankyone :
Great shots!1 For a beginner you take some great photos.
from acaldwell :
great pics here!!! heres how to resize them. at the end of the code where it says .jpg" right after this you type: height = "200" width = "200"> and you will be fine. so, a typical code will look like this: <img src="http://your pic url here .jpg" height = "200" width = "200"> you can also play around with these 2 numbers and see how it looks on the page. and dont worry, no one will yell!!! ♥
from poolagirl :
Great pictures, lady!
from rowsbud72 :
I agree with the over rated starbucks thing. i read an article in the local paper (anytime the word COFFEE is in the title, i get all tingly). It talked about how you should actually get the smaller versions of their cappacinos cause they are REAL capps. The "large cappacino" is actually an oxymoron and supposedly you get less capp for your buck with the bigun!! learn somethin new every day! BTW, i also know the back spasm thing. i bent over at christmas time at work to put cookies in the oven....my back froze. luckily, this really cute younger gentleman that just started working for us is also studying to become a licensed massage therapist. He fixed me up GOOD!!!!
from poolagirl :
Starbucks Schmarbucks - that coffee is WAY over-rated! I'll take a good home brew any day!
from cosmicrayola :
YOur rude customer brought back a memory from years ago when I worked a little cafe. We had this guy that would come in and order his breakfast and start reading his paper. For the first few mornings I worked there, I would try to entice him into a converstion of small talk. I would refer to the weather, or ballgame or whaterver. All I would get from him were grunts. Finally, about the fourth or fith day, I came out and asked if I was disturbing him. I can still hear his voice when he answered. "If I wanted conversation with my breakfast, I'd get married." Nuff said. I never spoke to him again except to take his order, which after three days, I didn't even ask for that. He never varied. Always a tip and always a "See you tomorrow" when he left. Just not a talker, I guess.
from acaldwell :
right now, im drinking foldgers instant coffee, cuz im a working til 8 am, been heer since 3 am!!
from la-blue-eyez :
YES! Prime is the name of the movie! Thank you so much! You cannot imagine how much better I feel now that I'm not thinking about that. Whew! I hope your back gets to feeling better.
from acaldwell :
postmistress is the proper term for a female in charge of the post office. whether she likes it or not!! if she wants to be called postmaster, she must be a butch! just my opinion, i maybe wrong, who knows? lol!! hava great weekend, and i hope that your back gets better!!
from pfirsich :
Was this about me? Controlfreak? -Funny!
from cosmicrayola :
I don't know what you were on whilst writing this post but I want some!!!
from acaldwell :
yea this is true!!! i thought i was reading readers digest,"all in a days work" section!! theres $$$ thar in these stories!!!
from yarnsmith :
Back when I worked at the pallet company, I thought I had heard everything, but between you and my daughter, I've decided that being a hair stylist gets the best stories. You should write a book....I am serious..you are so funny and write it all so well.
from rowsbud72 :
Hey, you said tomorrow is gonna be a better day... How can you possibly have a better day than the one you wrote about!!!! I LOVE IT. BTW, if you were ever going to make a career change, i hear the people at the funeral parlor who do the hair and makeup make pretty good money. Ha! (I echo your "eww")
from acaldwell :
i just love ya stories!!! :)
from yarnsmith :
I'll pick the horoscope that says a good looking young guy will tell me I'm HOT!!! (It could happen)
from poolagirl :
so........what's your sign? I'll bet you are an air sign? Just guessing.
from acaldwell :
i dont believe in horror-scopes anymore.
from chaosdaily :
i can help you with some of the html stuff, otherwise i knwo where to go to find out... my sister bought my mother a computer... it only took me 6 months to teach her how to use it...
from acaldwell :
aw man! i feel for you! take care!!
from poolagirl :
It's tough to watch our parents get old. I am with you all the way, kiddo. My mom is in a home now and really fading out.
from poolagirl :
Awwwww......you are the sweetest! Your chickies look great!
from acaldwell :
well, at least ya figured out how to turn ya notes back on!! if ya wanna i can teach ya basic &%#@ HTML thingies!!
from acaldwell :
i havent had any king cake in years!!! droool!!
from poolagirl :
LOL - how funny! I have a picture to send you, but your email link isn't working. If you would like, just email me with your email address.
from acaldwell :
i dont get the flu. good luck with the LOL! hahaha!!
from sallydallydo :
Thank you for the blue! Battling a migraine, and I can read blue. Nice and easy. Can't do red today.
from poolagirl :
Yes, blue is easier on the eyes. And church can be such a morose experience. At my church, if you AREN'T laughing and carrying on, they ask you what's wrong. Kinda nice.
from acaldwell :
frankly, i prefer the blue, as the red background hurt my eyes. like fire spitting out over the screen. i recall church days like that where everyone acted like death, and no one smiled. then, i discovered baptists!! wheeeee!!
from rowsbud72 :
The blue definately suits you. Althought i'm thinking, what did the fact that you USED red say about you on that day??? I think i may change my diary to red.
from poolagirl :
Testing schmesting.....it's all crap. I had a TB test in school and I was put in medical isolation cuz I tested positive! Not true. Scare of a lifetime.
from rowsbud72 :
BTW i just read you "whoohoo" entry. My son LOVES the sims games. But he'll be 12 later this month. Luckily, he seems to be at the point in his life where any physical contact between the genders that is of a "physical" nature is just "gross". I also want to comment that when i first saw the sims games i thought the same thing. Oh! great opportunity to teach some life skills. Yeah right, my son has more fun building four walls around a sims guy and timing it to see how long before the Grim Reaper comes to visit. I would agree with you though that 8 is a fragile age for the "whoohoo" part of the game. good call mom!
from chaosdaily :
my daughter passed her school vision test with 20/20 vision, too bad she couldnt see the front of the room. i took her for glasses once she told me that...
from rowsbud72 :
AMEN on the "gotta get back to work and get some rest". I couldn't WAIT to get back to work today. Supposed to go yesterday but ol man winter said "uh uh. one more day of rest for you to get a little closer to INSANITY". But, i do have to say that at 6 am today, a small part of me was hoping to hear "90 minute" delay. No such luck. Oh well. it is good to be back.
from poolagirl :
Can you say "Mariel Hemmingway?" God, lady! You just crack my shit up!
from rowsbud72 :
Hey!got your note...i greatly enjoyed reading your posts too. its funny, looking at what i've shared latedly re: my Soon to be x and what you've shared - its a refreshing look for me into what could be a "normal" family life! i'll definately keep reading!
from chaosdaily :
sometimes days off are worse than working!
from acaldwell :
wow!! thanks!! now i know what i need to do tomorrow!! swiffeerr!!!! wheeeeeeeee
from acaldwell :
time to call domimos!!!
from acaldwell :
happy new year!!!
from yarnsmith :
WooHoo..Happy New Year. You are sooo funny.
from acaldwell :
woohoo! oh.my!
from wvprincess :
I love the sims game..but it isn't something I would let my 8 year old play either! :)
from cosmicrayola :
Ummm, the word "pam" should have read "man".
from cosmicrayola :
Love the "Woohoo story. When my son was 4 he asked where babies came from. I said they grew in the belly. End of subject. When he was 6 he asked how they greew in the belly. I said from a seed. End of subject. At 10 he asked how the seed got there. I realized it was time. I went into a half hour speel about when two people fall in love, yada yada. I used real words but age sensitive, like the pam puts his peepee into a woman's vagina.... and I will never forget his words when I was done. He looked at me with the most sober expression and said, "I think for now, I'm just going to use it to pee with." Kids. Gotta love 'em. He is now 34 and I think he outgrew that idea.
from poolagirl :
This has got to be one of the funniest strings of words in the English language - and YOU wrote them: "I remember after he shaved my legs I'd find stray hairs and would bitch like a madwoman. He'd hang his head in shame and redo it all again. That's why our marriage is so strong today."
from acaldwell :
shopping!!! wheeeeee!!!
from la-blue-eyez :
Loved the shopping trip entry! I'm sorry I was laughing at your unpleasant dining experience, but man that was funny!
from acaldwell :
loved ya shopping trip!!! wheeee!!! sawlee abot the chinese westooront bein suckee!! how was your neighbours xmas? did they get a new trailer? hehehe!! you crack me up! i seen the template poolagirl mentioned, it looks good!
from poolagirl :
I could make this template for you if you want: http://ourworld.cs.com/pinkdivadesigns/screenshots/chickscreenshot.gif Kinda cute. I looked for a hairdresser one but I came up empty.
from poolagirl :
How funny! Once again, you crack me up! If you want, I can make you a template and put cool shit on it for you. Just let me know.
from cosmicrayola :
HAHAHA!! I just read your poem. I guess great minds think alike. In case you don't know what I'm talking about, read my next to the last entry done Christmas Night.
from acaldwell :
i have an old nintendo. i can play donkey kong. im too poor for an xbox. or maybeim not allowed. im joking, dont gasp! but i do have an old nintendo. and im real good at donkey kong. happy shopping day!!! hay hay!!
from poolagirl :
WOW! You actually have an X-Box? WOW! How did you score one of those?
from pfirsich :
Cute!! (The christmas poem.)
from la-blue-eyez :
I hope you have a wonderful Christmas and a very happy New Year!
from acaldwell :
'Twas the night before Christmas And all through the trailer Not a creature was stirrin' 'Cept a redneck named Taylor. His first name was Bubba, Joe was his middle, And a-runnin' down his chin was a trickle of spittle. His socks, they were hung by the chimney with care, And therefore there was a foul stench in the air. That Bubba got scared and rousted the boys. There was Rufus, 12; Jim Bob was 11; Dud goin' on 10; Otis was 7. John, George and Chucky Were 5,4, and 3: The twins were both girls So they let them be. They jumped in their overalls, No need for a shirt, Threw a hat on each head, Then turned with a jerk. They ran to the gun rack That hung on the wall. There were 17 shotguns; They grabbed them all. Bubba said to the young'uns, "Now hesh up ya'll! The last thing we wanna do Is wake up yer Maw." Maw was expecting And needed her sleep, So out they crept out the door Without making a peep. They all looked around, and then they all spit. The young'uns asked Bubba, "Paw, what is it?" Bubba just stared; He could not say a word. This was just like all of The stories he'd heard. It was Santy Claus on the roof, Darn tootin' But the boys didn't know; They was about to start shootin'! They aimed their shotguns and nearly made a mistake That would have resulted in venison steak. Bubba hollered out, "Don't shoot, boys!" That's Santy Claus And he's brought us some toys. The dogs were a-barkin' And a-raisin' cain, And Bubba whistled, and shouted, And called them by name. "Down, Spot! Shut up Bullet! Quiet, Pete and Roscoe! Git, Turnip and Tater and Sam and Bosco!" "Git down from that porch! Git down off that wall! Quit shakin the trailer, Or you'll make Santy fall!" The dogs kept a-barkin' And wouldn't shut up, And they trampled poor Pete Who was only a pup. Santy opened his bag, And threw out some toys. Bubba got most, But left a few for the boys. Since the guns had been dropped He just might not die. He jumped in his sleigh, Told his reindeer to hurry. The trailer started to wobble Santa started to worry. Just as the reindeer Got into the air, The trailer collapsed, But Bubba didn't care. He was busy lookin' At all his new toys. Then a thought hit him, And he said to the boys: "Go check on yer Maw, Make sure she's all right. That roof fallin' on her Could-a hurt just a might." But Maw was OK, And the girls were too. They fixed up the trailer; It looked good as new. And as for Bubba, He liked Old St. Nick, But Santa thought Bubba Was a pure-in-tee hick! Bubba had a nice Christmas, And the boys did, too. And the Taylors wish A Merry Christmas to you!
from hissandtell :
Hi - just to let you know I'm visiting (again) from poola; I always enjoy the rhythm of your writing. Love, R xxx
from acaldwell :
whtchoo mean chicken? what the deal with that buffalo wing? snapdragon!
from thecrankyone :
I think I've been a member of the Snapdragon club for years. Sounds like I'd fit right in
from acaldwell :
what in the world brought this on?? im with ya!! merry crispness!!
from serenaville :
I followed a link in Poolagirl's space, and read through some of your entries. Very entertaining! I'm going to bookmark your diary, for continued reading in future. Take care! :) - Serena
from acaldwell :
wheeeeeee!! wonderful way to start of the day reading your stuff!!! poor V1 getting fartman!
from sallydallydo :
Mmmmmmmmmmmm. Mistletoe. I would love to sprig the entire ceiling with it before Hubby gets home. ;)
from yarnsmith :
My daughter is so busy I can't get ahold of her and she has no time to return phone calls..so dead after a day on her feet making everyone else beautiful. She fit me and hubby in two weeks ago. Once the holidays are over, she will sit around the salon and read magazines waiting for a client. I guess such is the life of those of you who make the rest of us beautiful for the holidays.
from acaldwell :
just to be different, i will wait to get my hair cut until after the holidays!
from poolagirl :
Divinity? You can actually make that stuff? I thought it fell from the sky - like the manna thing during the days of Moses. Or maybe it came from the Divinity store. Divinity 'r Us.
from acaldwell :
hers a tip on thawing! if ya got a deep sink, put mr turkey in the deep sink, and run the warm water on him, like hes taking a shower, but without soap! leave him in there for 3 talk shows long and he should be all limbered up, ready for the shake and bake!!
from yarnsmith :
Last minute gifts when you can't think of anything: Buy a Blockbuster gift certificate in any amount. Buy one of those tubs of popcorn to use as a gift basket and fill it with candy...lemon drops, boston baked beans, popcorn in the flat folded up bags, whatever they have. then tuck the gift card in and throw some paper around it. It will be sure to be used.
from tuff517 :
Thank you for commenting on my use of "Norwaysians", I thought that was so clever of me that I laughed and giggled all alone in my office over it. Can I send you fudge? If you don't mind giving me your address.
from poolagirl :
Dang! I'd like that Blockbuster gift!
from poolagirl :
Pumpkin and Booger will never forget you. And what do you mean you're in the same cooking league with me? No way! You are WAY too skilled! Crushed candies? No way I could do that!
from acaldwell :
good luck with talking to their mom about that, and hopefully, she wont get offended by it!
from cosmicrayola :
"I almost asked her if she would wrap the teacher's gift but figured that would be pushing it a little too far." Cracked me right up when I read it!!
from chaosdaily :
see thats the thing about ms neat... she IS working in my shoes. she has the job i used to do, and its a lot of work.
from acaldwell :
teacher pulled a guilt trip, and son fell for it! (....will have to stop the party so the kids can eat the slop in the lunchroom...) i wanna peanut butter sammich! im not allergic!
from poolagirl :
Peanut butter incompetence can be so damn....annoying!
from acaldwell :
what? no pics?
from acaldwell :
yea, WOW!!
from chaosdaily :
WOW!!!! what a surprise!
from sallydallydo :
TOO funny! One of these days, what you're really thinking will slip out. Let the fun begin!
from acaldwell :
imposing nosy relitaves need to be stuffed! you should say whats on ya mind with them! wal mart rocks!
from sallydallydo :
Stroke the goose. A whole new reason for holiday cheer.
from yarnsmith :
Boys are funny. I took my nephew to pick up some chicken to bring back for dinner and told him I lived on Congdon Ave. He repeated the word and I thought he said Condom. That was good for hysterical laughter all the way to KFC. Then a McDonals sign advertised a sandwith for 1.99 but is said 199. He mentioned it and I said "they just forgot the period"...well, the word period (he is fresh out of sex ed) was good for screams of hysterical laugher all the way home. Boys 8 through 12 will find something in anything you say. It is funny.
from cosmicrayola :
Ahh, 8 year old boys and the things they come out with. I remember it well. You spend half your time hiding your face so they don't see you laughing.
from acaldwell :
i love the movie holiday inn!! good ole bing!
from yarnsmith :
Gotta laugh...I do that too..finish all but 3 gifts before Thanksgiving then wait til the end to get the last 3. Your post could have been mine today, word for word except I am a gift card giver to people whom I just can't find something suitable. I do put thought into it first but in the end, rather than buy them just anything...I let them pick their own. I myself love to get a gift card. I feel it is like you are not only giving them them something they want but also giving them a shopping trip.
from acaldwell :
well, then, break from 'tradition' and get thee to thy shopperama today, and get the 3 gifts~! dont wait til the last minute!!
from chaosdaily :
*whiiinnnnnnnnnnnnneeee* if i send you my address, will you send me money??
from poolagirl :
YOW! That little girl can scam!
from acaldwell :
this is how professional panhandlers get their start! hehehee!!! whineeeeee!!!
from acaldwell :
ya know what? i would tell her mom!! fuck the dumb shit! i abhor cheating in all forms! and shes going to sleep with her hubby and trick him? i'd tell him too!! what a whore!! people like this disgust me!
from acaldwell :
charge a late fee for these people who come late! thats what udder ppl do!
from chaosdaily :
i lost my shoe in the car?????? how can you lose a shoe??
from grizmom :
I love love love to cook and I have tons and tons of recipes! I love them all. I could bathe in them! I too have a small fire extinguisher and know the whole, pull the pin, sweep the base of the fire... yeah, I know. But, I don't intend on making one! :) Anyway, love to cook, but rarely have anyone here to eat it, so, I give it away mostly. Favorite thing to make is home made (from scratch!) crescent rolls or sour cream crescent rolls. If you have a bread machine to whip up the dough, this is SO easy! Let me know if you ever want any recipes! Bon Appetite!
from acaldwell :
now dat u tryed chaos cookies, try my calzone!! i got both xmas cards today!!! creamsicle loves his, and mine is pretty good too!! wheeeeeee!!
from chaosdaily :
any time!!
from poolagirl :
I didn't send you any snow, lady! I was trying to send you a palm tree!
from poolagirl :
I'm going to try that subliminal thing. Oh look, Johnny Depp!
from acaldwell :
yew better hurry up and grab that cookie! or im gonna eat it!!!
from acaldwell :
waal, jest don' lookat da chick'n sophie!! gather dat sucker up, an les' have us a ole fashion chicke'n fry!!!
from acaldwell :
you have a wonderful son there!!! and he will grow up to be a fine gentleman!
from grizmom :
AMEN to you and your little one. You should be beeming with pride and so should he! He's obviously been raised right! WAY TO GO GIRL!
from grizmom :
AMEN to you and your little one. You should be beeming with pride and so should he! He's obviously been raised right! WAY TO GO GIRL!
from grizmom :
Morgue. I think go straight to the morgue would be a safe bet. I feel like being hit by a truck would be a welcomed relief about now!
from wvprincess :
I feel sorry for that little kid who doesn't know what Christmas is really all about..
from momma-zoe :
<b> That was amazing! I'm proud of your son!!!
from poolagirl :
YOW! How wonderful for him! To be accepted and embraced. That's all any of us really wants. Bless you!
from acaldwell :
that musta been a suprise!!!
from pfirsich :
Yeah,hm,ok,I LOVED THIS! Hey,you,I loved the kissing-scene! Thanks.
from dana-elayne :
Oh my gosh, I'm laughing hysterically about the button and the pants. My kitty looked at me like I'd lost my mind!
from poolagirl :
Tater Queens rule! What a great entry!
from acaldwell :
ya welcome for the card!!!
from grizmom :
BBbbrrrr - its still cold and they're calling for more snow tomorrow. B.U.M.M.E.R!!! Oh well, tiz the season when you're smack dab in the middle of nowhere! Have a great evening!
from chaosdaily :
we do the number on the package thing, it works great. but we all still trade little things, like i give bakery, one sister gives little crafty things... but it does cut the expense. and the multiple gift items... lol
from acaldwell :
why dontcha buy everyone a gift card to thier favourite stores? that would be so much easier!!
from chaosdaily :
i dont understand why people have to be that way. sometimes, no matter what you do, it isnt enough. but i figure its their problem, i dont need customers that cause a scene in the store...
from acaldwell :
WTF? whats wrong with these people???? who pissed in the weaties?? dang!!! these people need to lighten up! gawd!
from dana-elayne :
Oh my gosh, what is wrong with people? I shopped from 5AM until 5PM, but I wasn't ever, EVER rude to anyone. Cripes!
from cosmicrayola :
"tryptophan", the other white meat, hehe. Oh, and the deaths caused by the synthetic tryptophan was because it was toxic from bacteria. The drug itself was probably ok. My work here is done.
from cosmicrayola :
I finally took a moment to look up tryptophan. I have an enquiring mind. I need to know. So that being said, and after all that I read, eating a lot of turkey on an empty stomach, it could be said that one is to be tripping on (amino)acid. Cool, man. Make turkey, not war. I can be such a geek sometimes, eh?
from shadowflame- :
Waay. Way to go, gotta admire you for something like that... Hope you don't get many more customers like him. Have a good day. xx
from yarnsmith :
Yeah Trytophan does rock...too bad they took the synthetic version off the market. I guess it killed people. If you were a Seinfeld fan, do you remember when they tried to put that gal to sleep with Turkey and wine so they could play with her vintage toy collection?
from poolagirl :
OMG! You make me laugh! You are so damn funny!
from chaosdaily :
some of the best drugs are legal ones... hehheheheheeee
from acaldwell :
yes, proper southern ladies do not *ahem* snore! hehehe!
from cosmicrayola :
Glad your day went well too. I have to look up that tyro word though. I want some, whatever it its.
from acaldwell :
youre quite welcome!!! please email me your snail mail addy, cause i need to know what trailer park to send the xmas card to!!! hahahaaa!!! im just kiddin ya know!! ♥ so dont delay send me ya snail mail addy today! so i can send you a tape of dueling banjos. no. a XMAS CARD! heheee!!
from sallydallydo :
Hey, thanks for making me a fave! I can help build a gazebo, if you'll come help with a tree house...
from acaldwell :
thanks!
from chaosdaily :
do you live on wisteria lane??
from acaldwell :
!
from acaldwell :
now, thats the way it should be!!! round here, in the 'big city' neighbours dont get together like that anymore. its a shame, really!
from poolagirl :
Cherish those gazebo times. They sound like heart and soul moments. How beautiful!
from acaldwell :
you must have a huge yard for all that stuff!! woo!! how about a picture?!
from chaosdaily :
dang, you must have a huge front yard!!
from poolagirl :
OMG! It's Christmas already! Your entry brought back so many memories!
from acaldwell :
hahahahaaaaa!!!! aw cmon!!! join in the spirit of white trash christmas!!! just be thankful that they are not blaring gene tracy's twas the night before xmas, and all thru my trailer, not a peep was heard, cause we were all passed out, drunk as sailors!!!
from pfirsich :
I sneezed,now I got to blow my nose,but the tissues are far away,not on the table!! Iīm fucked!!!!!!
from poolagirl :
Blessings to you. I am thinking of you and your family!
from poolagirl :
So glad you liked my Bible-talk. You are pretty darn good at it yourself!
from acaldwell :
gee, i never seen a salad spinner!
from chaosdaily :
one year i bought my son a whole pile of video games from game stop, they have used games and are fairly cheap. theres also half price books, and then etheres always ebay, and half.com...
from acaldwell :
boo!
from poolagirl :
Way to go HUB-UNIT!
from chaosdaily :
oh yay for hubby!!!!
from acaldwell :
congratulations!!!!
from wvprincess :
Congrats to your Hubby!! :)
from poolagirl :
Just declare your area a scent-free zone - that you have developed allergies to all scents. That way, nobody is singled out.
from coffeegrind :
The guy I work for is highly allergic to perfume and anything scented. He gasps for breath and has to use his inhaler when customers come in with perfume on. He posted a sign that says something to the effect that "I am an asthma sufferer and have exteme sensitivity and allergic reactions to perfumes and fragrances. It would help me if you would refrain from using fragrances the next time you visit. Thank you." Works like a charm!
from wvprincess :
I would make a sign like the lady suggested. Nothing wrong with that. I have had a receptionist call me from the doctors office and tell me not to wear perfume because someone was coming in at around the same time as I was and she was extremely allergic. So, I didn't wear it..wasn't an inconvenience for me.
from marywa :
Y'know, it's not like you're asking them not to breathe or eat or anything. Just say, some of our staff have severe allergies that are aggravated by perfume. Please wait until you are back home to make yourself smell as pretty as you look. I can't imagine anyone being offended by that.
from thecrankyone :
heheh.. My son is begging to have ham for T*day instead of Turkey, which he hates and I get tired of after a day or two. I just may have to adopt, your "recipe". Thanks for the laugh, I needed to start my day with one.
from acaldwell :
oh man! you crack me up! ya shudda took a picture!!! i have some breakfast sausage that needs your attention!
from chaosdaily :
jimmies are also called sprinkles, for on cookies or cakes, and we have sanding sugar in a lot of colors... ill take some pics and post them when i remember to take my camera to work
from acaldwell :
i love to go to those church rummage sales!!! i remember saturdays as a kid with my mother at the beauty parlour, and all the ladies under the hair dryers and coming out with the beehives!!! what fun! and the smell of the beauty parlour!!! eep!!! im still laughing over "pee pads"!!!
from acaldwell :
the lady whose daughter is "abusing" her: grow the fuck up, huh!!! by embellishing what is going on in her house just because she dont get her own way is just childish!!! elder abuse is a serious issue in this country and by you crying "wolf" and making things up and possibly threatening your daughters freedom is just abuse in itself!!! i think what she should do is visit with real elder abuse victims, and see for herself what happens!!! as for the retired 80 yr old: what a hoot!! hahaha!!! ya know, when you are 80 years old, you can say what you want and not worry!! hehehe!!!! "pee pads" heheheee!!!!
from poolagirl :
I need "pee pads" every time I read you!
from acaldwell :
show them the new neighbours!! that'll lern em!! hehehheee
from poolagirl :
Dang! I wish I had gone on that field trip!
from poolagirl :
OMG! Are you sure you aren't Fannie Flagg? Gosh, I hope you like Fannie Flagg!
from poolagirl :
AHA! chaosdaily and acaldwell were right! You ARE a kick in the pants! I made you a fave! Hope that is okay with you.
from acaldwell :
wot about punkin an lil abner and the deliverence clan?? they they go out, or are they not all allowed to go out on hallowedweenie?? or did they just stay home and guzzle 40's?
from chaosdaily :
do you have bisquick in your stores? they have some good recipes for pot pies, and they are easy to make..... and they dont have you use dashes or pinches or pats of anything!
from acaldwell :
hahahhaaa!!!! im a chef, and fer sale, i work for just a smidgen of a dash of cash tho!!
from cosmicrayola :
Though I love, love, love my new place, I am told we get no trick-or-treaters. Bummer. I love seeing all the kiddos dressed up. I have missed out on that for many years now and thought this year would be different. Not to be, I guess. Have fun!! As far as your customer goes, sounds like someone needs to be turned in to Elder abuse hot line.
from acaldwell :
heya!! call the elder abuse hotline in your area and report this!!! what this gal is doing to her mother is a felony!!! and she needs to be turned in right now!!! dont hesitate!~!! please!!!
from acaldwell :
they should not shun science-project mommy!
from acaldwell :
i hope ya daddy will be ok too!! **BIG HUGS**
from acaldwell :
i betcha betcha that cold assed receptionist will be fired!! so sorry about ya dentist wife!
from cosmicrayola :
Please excuse the typos. It's early, I just washed my fingers and can't do a thing with them.
from cosmicrayola :
Back when my sone was in elementary school he cam home with a yellow circle of paper and on it the teacher had written the letters "TUIT". O asked him what it was and he said he didn't have his homework ready so the teacher gave him the paper and said, "I know you will get it done as soon as you get around to it. You now have a "round TUIT". That being said, that is my suggestion for the new hair style. The Tuit! Now she can tell her friends she wanted a haircut and finally got a round Tuit.
from marywa :
You're a good person. When I lived in Japan, and my dad visited me, he went for a walk and got lost. People were so kind to him, and made sure we knew where to go pick him up. A couple of times since, I've had the chance to help visitors from a foreign country. Like you, I was nervous, but I figured I owed them. And they were so grateful, I always felt good after.
from wvprincess :
I would have been terrified to give that guy a ride. I'm glad you did though..that was a sweet story! I hope you don't do that again though..might not be such a nice person next time.
from yarnsmith :
Thanks for the nice note about Michelle. You don't mind your stylists having their client info because you obviously have a well run business and don't have to worry about losing ONE of your stylists clients to keep you in business. The way these people kept talking about how awsome Aqua was going to be "someday", yet never put a penny into it and the way they watched every move their stylists made and guarded the client info is down right sicko. Their business is built on nothing but their stylists following...no advertising...no charity fashion shows...no great product sales...no web site and a deteriorating location and decor. I love reading your diary..not only do I get a kick out of your salon stories but you are an awsome writer and very very funny.
from acaldwell :
oh my! what a sight!! ROFLMAO!!!!
from acaldwell :
well, a good redneck dont chew skoal. he will chew red man!! skoal is for wannabees!!! muhaaaa!!!
from acaldwell :
that is so precious!!! but i know you didnt think so at the time, having to clean up!! but oh well, you got some of the tastiest bread pudding in the world!! yay!! i want some!!!
from acaldwell :
heheheeee!!! this is more fun than going to the movies!
from acaldwell :
oh! my! you gotta have pics!!! this is hilarity at its finest!!! hahahahaa!!! but on the other hand, i do feel sorry for you!!
from yarnsmith :
Ha new neighbors are like a box of chocolates...you never know what you're gonna get (did I just plagerize?) Our neighbor is so happy with us as we fixed up the side of our house that faces his and are chopping down the walnut tree that sheds in his yard. I am glad to be the kind of new neighbor people are glad moved in. Good luck with Mullet Head, Punkin and Booger...(P. S., Funky Cold Medina sounds like a winner)
from sunnflower :
Hi from Suburban Island and thanks for adding my diary to your favorites list. You neighbor story scares me. I am looking forward to reading more of your adventures.
from acaldwell :
if you hear "the devil comes down to georgia" or "dueling banjos" watch out!!! hahahaaa!!! so give the rebels a sporting chance, after all, they graduated from a trailer home!! heheheee!!!
from chaosdaily :
you could always tell them your sign is "stop"!
from acaldwell :
oh my!! baby plays with the plastic stuff!!! watch out!!! hehehehee!!!
from chaosdaily :
shingles are a form of herpes, which is made worse by stress, and they are very painful...
from dana-elayne :
Html is really easy once you get tha hang of it. I do my own webpages and stuff. They're nothing fancy, but I like 'em! You made me laugh...I do that too...turn down the radio when I'm looking for something, as if that's going to help me clear my head enough to figure out the directions.
from chaosdaily :
a lot of us know enough html to get by, if you have a problem with something, just ask! otherwise, this site: http://www.w3schools.com has some good instructions....
from pfirsich :
What is that when you want the people in the back seat of the car to speak up and turn the radio up? Haha,I didnīt do this,I stole this story from one of my elementary school teachers,Herr Steinger,short:Steingi. And he did this once,haha.
from yarnsmith :
Hi there...I found you on Chaos's page and boy am I glad I did. Funny funny entry. My daughter, Michelle, is a stylist and she has some good stories too. Always something when you deal with the public at large. Her boyfriend, Manny, is also of Mexican descent so the two of them will get a kick out of reading your entry. I am going to tell her about your diary. Thanks for the ha ha.
from acaldwell :
hiya! i come here by way of my pal, chaosdaily, she sez to read ya, and i did and i laughed!! that spanglish episode really was shear-madnez!! hahahaha!!! i will read ya more often!! come on over to my house, the daily drivel, home of real news, fake news, slinky links and cat stuff and pics!! like one new zealander sez he gets all his american news from the daily drivel!! hehhee!!
from mgottlieb :
I think you are a saint for opening your home to your family. Seriously. You should get a medal or something.
from chaosdaily :
because of the head injury they cant give him pain meds... they wouldnt be able to tell if he was sleepy from the meds or from his head...
from chaosdaily :
twinkies! yea!! and suzy qs too!!!!
from nmnohr :
Hope you are feeling better soon.......hang in there!
from tuff517 :
I'm glad you're alright! I just read the last 2 weeks of entries - I'm a little behind. I felt a little uplifted reading about how you helped your neighbors out. People like you make me happy!
from chaosdaily :
sounds like "daughter" is the one who needs the help...
from nmnohr :
I'm so glad that you weathered the storm. It frustrates me that all we hear about is New Orleans. I realize it's a huge disaster there - not from the hurricane, but from the levy breaking. But it seems like MS and AL have been forgotten, and it's annoying to me. We had one bad storm last night for about 20 minutes, and that was bad enough, I can't imagine what everyone in the gulf region is going through.....
from chaosdaily :
good for you! great entry, everyone should read it!
from junkmel1 :
Bless you and your families, both sides. How did the trip into Jefferson Parish go? My mom and brother still haven't been able to get back into their homes. BTW, don't tell your client, since her mind is made up already, but OKC? Tornado City. I did six months there in my early 20s and bailed right back out! I want to come hang out in your shop all day to meet all your customers...kick Virgie out of my seat, will ya?
from chaosdaily :
twinkies and root beer??? can i eat at your house??!?!?!?!
from cinzel :
I wish CNN and FOX would do a segment about you and the people like you offering anything and everything they have. Ya done good!! :)
from cosmicrayola :
I only have prayers for you and all those in the south. I have no other words.
from cinzel :
Glad y'all are okay. We made it fine in Starkville. Junkmel and her family (Slidell) are staying in this area, but know nothing about their homes. Lizzzygizzzy stayed in Biloxi...we've heard nothing from her. Loki we hope is in Hattiesburg, but again, no word. Pray.
from junkmel1 :
Shear, I'm glad to hear you're all safe. My mom lives in Eden Isles. We know it may not be good at all. I've been searching for Eden Isles new tonight, and found someone who's going in there tomorrow and was taking requests for home to check on. I left him my mom's address. Thank goodness there's folks like your husband to help. The gas thing is awful, I agree. The same things are happening here. It's all just so scary.
from junkmel1 :
Shear, I'm glad to hear you're all safe. My mom lives in Eden Isles. We know it may not be good at all. I've been searching for Eden Isles new tonight, and found someone who's going in there tomorrow and was taking requests for home to check on. I left him my mom's address. Thank goodness there's folks like your husband to help. The gas thing is awful, I agree. The same things are happening here. It's all just so scary.
from wvprincess :
Glad that you and your family are safe! I will be thinking about you and your loved ones!
from junkmel1 :
I just have to ask where you are...my mom and brother live in Slidell, and we're not hearing good things about their city, but we're not getting any pictures. :( They're both up here with me in North Mississippi now. Don't know when they'll be able to get back home. Thanks for updates from your neck of the woods.
from cosmicrayola :
I apologize for my last note. I just re-read it and it sounds like I am trivializing the storm. I didn't mean to to do that. I only meant to offer support. Sorry.
from wvprincess :
My sons father lives in New Orleans....so I'm worried as well..I am of course not telling my son what is going on down there at the moment. I hope you and your family will be safe!
from cosmicrayola :
That should have been "SHOULDN'T" get it too bad.
from cosmicrayola :
Good luck with the Hurricane. I just looked you up on weather.com and you should get it too bad. I'll keep my fingers crossed.
from mgottlieb :
Believe it or not, the child has tried the sock method before. I guess it really is a "boy thing". And don't even get me started on what comes out of his pockets when I do the laundry, let's just say that I have my very own rock collection as well as numerous Hot Wheels, rubber bouncing balls and marbles. I am in terror of what I will find once the child is a teenager.
from wvprincess :
I've had neighbors like that before..I was so glad to get away from them! It's sad that people feel the need to act that way!
from la-blue-eyez :
I'd love to have RED hair! I did it once when I was 13 and my mom nearly killed me. She hated it. I loved it so much, I've always wanted to do it again. I've had blonde highlights for so long, I think it'd look odd not to have them anymore, so I haven't done it... Yet. lol
from shear-madnez :
oops chaos, I meant 100 minutes, not hours. She'd probably use 100 hours if she had it though.
from chaosdaily :
100 hours isnt enough?? dang, between me and the two kids we have 800 minutes and havent used more than that!
from tuff517 :
Hi! Thanks for adding me, I think you're gosh darn funny in a cute way. Does that sound nice? I meant it nice.
from shear-madnez :
I've heard about that recipe too, chaos. They told me to buy a six pack and drink 5 cans and use the other for the chicken ;).
from chaosdaily :
around here they use a can of beer... and just leave the can full....
from cosmicrayola :
I wish I loved closer to you. (Not that I know where you live, except south) I would love to get a peak at that house! I love the 50's era. Might be because I was born then, hehe. Let us know what it looks like. Get pictures and I'll even host them for you!
from cosmicrayola :
I laughed my ass off reading that and then laughed again while trying to read it to my hubby. I love your dad too!!! How old is he? I can't believe the ineptitude of some of these people that are supposed to be tops in their field. Scarey, huh?
from nmnohr :
That was one of the best stories ever. I laughed out loud, your dad is awesome!
from junkmel1 :
Too funny!
from junkmel1 :
Too funny!
from nmnohr :
I gag everytime I see someone else gag too!!!!
from nmnohr :
Thanks for adding me as a favorite! I just went through and read all of your entries! I love it. Can't wait to read more!
from cinzel :
Better yet, call me Virgie...I'd hang around all day, too, to see and hear the latest! :)
from shear-madnez :
ROFLMAO...we have a lady that comes to our shop nicknamed WEEZER!!!! She gave herself that nickname.
from cinzel :
Thanks for the dill pickle juice suggestion, but I just couldn't do it, plus I had no dill pickles. A co-worker suggested a teaspoon of vinegar...that was nasty and did no good. I read where drinking tonic water helps and I think it is. The soreness is finally going away. Love reading your entries!! Lord knows I tell my hairdresser plenty...and hear plenty in return! :) Hopefully my nickname at the shop isn't Weezer. :)
from chaosdaily :
sometimes the money just isnt worth putting up with a crabby customer...
from chaosdaily :
believe me, you have to deal with egos no matter WHAT business you are in. some people just expect everything!
from junkmel1 :
I'm finding your customer stories very interesting. Green hair, yuck. But even bigger yuck to the lady insisting you come in and fix it toDAY. BTW, in light of your BIL's not helping with the baby? I recently told a co-worker with a new baby, yeah, you'll have plenty of time at night when you're up with the baby to go over all the reasons your husband is useless. Mine are 4 and 9 now, and hubby is a lot more useful again. :) Thank goodness she has you helping her!
from junkmel1 :
I'm finding your customer stories very interesting. Green hair, yuck. But even bigger yuck to the lady insisting you come in and fix it toDAY. BTW, in light of your BIL's not helping with the baby? I recently told a co-worker with a new baby, yeah, you'll have plenty of time at night when you're up with the baby to go over all the reasons your husband is useless. Mine are 4 and 9 now, and hubby is a lot more useful again. :) Thank goodness she has you helping her!
from chaosdaily :
i told my son he could have a mohawk for the summer, but that he had to have it cut for school.... and then he'd be back to short hair. so he decided against it..... bummer.
from junkmel1 :
Hi, thanks for adding me to your buddy list! So are you already slacking on the updates??? No one is allowed to slack but me. :) I can't wait to hear the customer stories you hear.
from chaosdaily :
hi, thanks for adding me! i look forward to more stories about your customers....

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