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Hey Sketty, I don't know if you remember me but I was hoping I could have your username and pword. If so can you please email them to shootingstar1dayAThotmailDOTcom ? I hope you are doing great :) Gwen

from allegedwife :

locked?

from emu-head :

Heyoo! Thanks for the tip... I've been trying to get more into Yoga... I didn't realize until recently that it would be beneficial in more than just the making me super bendy way. Might as well avoid western medicine as much as possible. And by the way, you're still hilarious as ever.

from annanotbob :

Hello - just clicked on your banner and read all about your dog shit morning. I'm hooked so I'm adding you, all the best xxx

from spacepope :

You do know not all Indian food is hot? Of course they have a great variety of Vegetarian dishes so I am a little taken aback to hear you have not partaken.

from pyroguysr :

Oh thank goodness you know the difference between "shudder" and "shutter" On top of that, I have the "then" when it should be "than" people sending me stuff and it makes me want to stab them with my fountain pen!

from spacepope :

Who do you think it is? Do you think it is you? If so then tell me why

from pyroguysr :

That is soooo cool... LOL. A bobble Jesus for the dashboard. You've just won my "Blasphemy" CD... send your name, address and phone number to pyroguysr at gmail to receive the CD promptly!

from pyroguysr :

Hey, wait a minute! Yours stopped being squished and now it's MINE that's squished... not fair!

from pyroguysr :

skettilicious, your notes section already squashs up against the left side columns... has been doing so ever since I began posting! LOL

from pyroguysr :

Nope... haven't even started the culling yet. Wouldn't cull YOU though! Who else has hair like yours that I can hide behind? *grins and runs his fingers through it*

from treedancer :

aww, thanks Sketty. And for you: brilliant news on the job! I am very pleased that all has worked out. Yay!!! :)

from pyroguysr :

It's not just hair... It's an adventure!

from pyroguysr :

Only 2%-age points less evil? That's within range. You MUST marry me, immediately! Together... we shall dominate... THE WORLD! (shut up, Pinky... I've a new partner now!)

from pyroguysr :

Oh, I agree that torture >>in general<< does not work. However, what I am looking for is something to justify that tidbit I remember from my 1976 psychology class that said something along the lines of "immediate, intense and painful interrogation applied in the field, when the subject has not had time to steel themselves against this sort of torture, can be very effective." And everyone else reading this note: "Move along, there's nothing to see here! Move along now! Move along!"

from spacepope :

You do like calling me 'Bastid' (so Mel B!) doesit turn you on Baby? (as Austin Powers) LOL!

from spacepope :

You might be right about the tobacco...it would explain a lot. Just chill and the weekend won't be that bad. Take care x

from pyroguysr :

Hey, wait a minute! You proooooomiiiiiissssseeeed!

from pyroguysr :

You might be able to see the pic on my LiveJournal... same name

from pyroguysr :

As long as the sex is regular, I don't care! LOL

from vanoonoo :

yeha - lets just hope its no one I know. hope things are going ok "all things considered" xxx

from pyroguysr :

LOL... not only that, but I was once a "neighbor" of Scott Cunningham.

from pyroguysr :

LOL... I've been going through past posts and YOU are an utter riot! Also found the pic you posted of you "glaring". Have to say... I wouldn't kick ya outta bed! *grins* You are far too interesting!

from pyroguysr :

YOU... are one sterrrraaange lady... but I like strange. I may have to visit more often!

from ktstebs :

sketty, I no longer post at diaryland due to the fact very few people ever read my blogs. but i am at myspace if you would like to read them. http://www.myspace.com/4evernoone . thanks for the note though. your awesome :) Catie

from beelucky :

Oh man! That was the BEST! (and the worst!) ;)

from spacepope :

Well how much would you charge anyway? Just for educational purposes you understand. ;)

from spacepope :

Get a new pan. I managed to burn pasta too and the steel pan has never been the same.

from spacepope :

don't put yourself down...after all are we certain that Hitler ever had a shag?

from spacepope :

Thanks....that was the one I was looking at. I'll just have to brave Ann Summers today. On another note that dog of yours so needs to be taken into care. Just look at the poor soul...you are evil!!! ;)

from vanoonoo :

lmao xxxx

from beelucky :

Look at it like you have one REALLY strong arm!

from vanoonoo :

lol @batman - thats what liam is too hahahah x nice cape ;)

from allegedwife :

Locked? NOOOOOOOO! I need a password. I shall go into withdrawal otherwise. Pretty please.

from beelucky :

Oh yeah. All locked up. Can you email me the code thingy, please? [email protected]

from spacepope :

Nice hat. Did that cat see you in the hat?

from beelucky :

Great pictures!!!

from vanoonoo :

me me me me me key key key key key, please? x

from vanoonoo :

I found pilates really good to strengthen my backa nd it really toned me up too - I stopped doing it when things at work got shite but its my biggest regret letting it drop - I loved it and was good at it - phoe might benefit?

from beelucky :

Heyyyyy! Lookin' good!

from vanoonoo :

stunning! x

from vanoonoo :

oh lord I forgot you were in the BMI hell hole arseage too - ARGH! xxx

from beelucky :

Ahh yes, people who don't help themselves frustrate me too! I also understand not socializing when you don't have to. I mean your lunch break is when you get to try & recover your sanity. Who wants to waste it talking to a bunch of yahoos anyway?

from vanoonoo :

sorry babe - didnt leave birthday greeting type messages sooner xxxx

from beelucky :

Not-so-interesting fact: Bee has actually touched a fish tounge before...and she thought it was cool (Weird girl, ain't she?).

from beelucky :

Happy birthday to Sketty, happy birthday to you! Hope your day turns out good, and congratulations on making it through another year! :)

from beelucky :

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyy for new job!!!!!!

from beelucky :

Good luck with the interviews sket!

from vanoonoo :

whaaahoooo situation? ;)

from spacepope :

Thanks for the advice. I suspect you did yourself some damage by blacking up and sticking fur on your head knowning you ;)

from beelucky :

Friends can be the worst when it comes to settin' up, eh? They figure, hey this guy's got a pulse...he'd be perfect for her! Thanks but no thanks, I say. Still, you never know. I never turned down meeting someone because I always figured with my luck, the one time I did turn it down, I'd miss the man of my dreams. I actually met Dan through friends, hey they had to get it right sometime I guess! Thanks for your nice note, it put a smile on my face! :)

from spacepope :

Sounds like you had a much better time with Absent jim than you would have done with the real one...more food and booze for one. are you picking on bald men now???? BTW your test message on Sunday made me laugh out loud. You are lucky though, I was going to send it at 6.30am ;)

from dimstar :

It sounds like you had an awful day! I really hope and believe things will look up for you soon. Take care and try, try to relax. ~Gwen

from dimstar :

Please don't give up hope. When you give up hope you have nothing.(((hug))) Gwen

from spacepope :

Well if he looked like Caligula (anthony Andrews I assume?) perhaps he has been doing odd things with said Guinnea Pigs?

from spacepope :

You may have had a shitty day but your account of it was v funny. Don't talk to me about Belgians...odd creatures that they are

from beelucky :

Writng a letter is good advice, thanks Sketty, and thanks for replying to my plea for help. Your advice is totally appreciated, thanks again! (wow that was a lot of thanks)

from spacepope :

I did it to you and you didn't notice...story of my life ;)

from spacepope :

I have just done it for you...can you feel the magic? Shazzam!

from spacepope :

I was just about to text you when I saw you had updated. You appear to be better. Good. Didgeridoo? I say didgeridon't!

from beelucky :

Ha ha! I must say I've never had to experience the horror of conversing with someone while they're pooping. But I do hate when people take a sh*t in tne middle stall, thus polluting the entire bathroom. Stick to the corner you nitwits!

from beelucky :

I hope you feel better soon. You sound like do lead a healthy lifestyle, it's crazy that when you get sick you really do it up good. Maybe you should try a pact with the devil?

from beelucky :

Yaaaayyy!! I'm happy for you!!

from spacepope :

Boil your knickers? Are things that bad that you have to make soup out of your smalls? I hate burns, they burn. Hope you feel better soon.

from beelucky :

Ouch! That sucks. Nothing like scalding our most sensitive bits. I found out the hard way not to iron or fry bacon while naked. I know what you're thinking...I also can't believe it wasn't obvious to me in the first place!

from spacepope :

Oh you should keep the mud guards. If you don't you may get covered in all sorts of shit and that would only put you in a worse mood

from dimstar :

Oh God :( I am so sorry that you didn't get the job. You really deserve it. I wish I could make you feel better. Your entry made me so sad. Don't give up on life. It can be so much better than this. (((hugs))) Gwen

from spacepope :

In the end I was only kept back an hour after the stupid knee jerk reaction to events in London. I've had a lot on my plate recently...sending lots and lots of people to Scotland besides the usual stuff.

from spacepope :

I wish I knew what advice should be given when someone you want doesn't want you. Mind you if I knew then I'd take my own advice. Hope things work out for the dog. Buy him a nice dress, he'll like that.

from dimstar :

:( I'm sorry about your dog Sketty. Their complications can be so worrisome and such pains. I know. I'm glad you got some time off from the centre though. Please try and relax a bit. I'm really hoping you get the job you want. ~Gwen

from ktstebs :

I stumbled across your comments when i was reading Gwens. I am sorry that you suffer from an ed. I have anorexia, pruging type so i dont know exactly how it feels to binge. But i know how it is being so obsessed with food all of the time. I hope you find the strength to overcome it!

from spacepope :

Don't say that...I'll only offer to shag you and that would be a fate worse than death ;)

from dimstar :

Good luck with your job interviews. I'm sorry your job is so awful :( And I saw your picture. You are truly gorgeous. I love your hair. Thanks for leaving me the note. I'm adding you as a fave. Your writing makes me smile.

from spacepope :

You and me both. It is far better than running around with your breasts out. Did I say that?

from beelucky :

The only thing worse than having a job, is looking for one. I wish you the best of luck in getting a better job!

from spacepope :

So what's the news on the interview? Or are you still stranded on a Virgin train somewhere?

from beelucky :

Gobby Brummie? How dare they? They're all smeg heads...every single one of them!

from spacepope :

Ha-ha! Your bike is a girls bike!

from spacepope :

Thanks for the cyber hug the other day. I've had a cough and runny nose all weekend so it may be down to you! How do you "drive sexily"? The mind boggles ;)

from spacepope :

Get well soon

from spacepope :

Rather than getting your baps out at work why not just wrap clingfilm over the toilet bowls? Then all you have to do is lurk around waiting for someone to go to use them, go to the door and enjoy the shrieking!

from spacepope :

I'm so sorry to hear your news. I hope it is something that can be fixed. You've come too far to fall at the last hurdle

from spacepope :

Yes, I'd rather be without my bruises. Tell that gay guy that his tackle is icky because it looks like the last chicken on the shelf...well it's true...male parts aren't exactly oil paintings.

from spacepope :

Well done. You obviously chose the right bald role model ;)

from treedancer :

umm, whoops. ok. so it was me who borked the guestbook...*grin. *catching up ....what a week this has been for us three eh? *waves at Noo - I'm beginning to think we are some sort of modern day musketeer equivalent. WOO and HOO to you, Sketty! Excellent news!!! Gah....I dunno if i can stand the end-of-the-month suspense. *grin. {{hugs}}

from vanoonoo :

hahah thats was you 200th entry!!! lmao. not wonder I am a complete freak with that combo of DNA.

from spacepope :

Perhaps....now for my regular nag...lock it or loose it mate. You have come far too far to spoil it at this stage.

from vanoonoo :

hoorah!

from spacepope :

Public Transport is the way forward...well perhaps in another dimension

from vanoonoo :

hahah fruitloop. TOOMMOOOOORRROOOOOW aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeee! *runs around screaming on your behalf* you'll do great. cos you are great. so there. but sheesh. SIX WEEKS for the toher stuff - whats that all about? freaks. ;)

from vanoonoo :

lmao. I was gonna write something else really witty and supportive - but I am laughing so much that I cant. so. er. is your hair gonna grow back ya think? how long til the bleeps? how long how long how long.

from spacepope :

Thank you for your B.Day wiahes and thanks for the SMS last night. Take care.

from allegedwife :

I can remember when my daughter was training for the "bloody beep" for her entry into the Army. Tantrums seem to be par for the course!

from spacepope :

Don't talk about your best friend so much this time. Please don't; it will go against you. Plus stop this diary thing.

from spacepope :

Glad you had fun. It is about time you locked it or dropped it though. You wouldn't want a journal to spoil things would you? Just a thought.

from spacepope :

Keep it up!

from vanoonoo :

great news - keep at it - you can only get better right?

from vanoonoo :

whoa - busy. deep breaths lady, deep breaths. write a list of everything that goingo n and everything you NEED to achieve versus everything you WANT to achieve then make some calculated choices. its worth investigating the possibility of postponing one of the selection procedures - but if they arent actulaly ont he same day and you feel you are ready for it then go for it. if you're NOT ready then hang fire til you are. have a great day tomorrow :)

from vanoonoo :

gah. run forest run.

from spacepope :

You may live on an island but you don't have a monopoly on eyebrow licking locals ;)

from spacepope :

I'll mail you

from spacepope :

How do I look virginal? I may be a born again virgin but I don't remember what the real thing looks like! ;)

from vanoonoo :

oh sweetie - I have just caught up and realised you nearly stopped writing - dont you dare! and thanks for the thanks and ting :D I wish I typed better than I do - I think sometimes I make mistakes that make me look like even more of a retard than I actually am

from vanoonoo :

they hare mahoosive bazookas I kid you not - "normal" is 34 G but at the moment I am between a 34 and 36 J - when I was slim - like size 8/10 slim I was a 34 D/DD I am certainly what is known as stauesque as I'm about 5'9" tall - jesus - I scare people - lets face it - I'm a freak ;) and great going on the shuttle runs girlie - whooooohooooo!

from spacepope :

Well done you born againg jobhunter. No more Pauline and her pens! I was a security guard for about 9 months just to keep a roof over my head an food in the fridge before I got this job. Keep the faith ;)

from spacepope :

Well it had to happen to him sooner or later.

from spacepope :

Perhaps Fartpower saved you from the builders?

from spacepope :

Just read the message you left on Alleged Wifes notes...Wimp? I gave blood for some time I will have you know. I stopped when the tattoos started. How could I have forgotten about the thread story? Sadly it will remain with me for the rest of my life.

from allegedwife :

What a sadsack Phoe is to not appreciate your fart jokes. I would punish her by adding some bacon to the beans next time and maybe some nice brussel sprouts.

from spacepope :

Slightly less revolting than the thread out of your rear. Hitler suffered from the farts. His quack doctors put him on a veggie diet to cure it!I am glad you have been able to laugh and climb out of the slump. I shudder to think how I would do in a 'bleep' test

from spacepope :

What a brilliant child! Anyway how are you?

from spacepope :

I am just amazed at how some people can mess you about for so long. That's all that is pissing me off. I am rather relieved I don't have to meet her ....LOL!

from spacepope :

You don't want to cross that river...Chyron is a miserable bastard. When you get over the river there would be a multi headed dog to cope with...just think of all those cold wet noses. I still here should the need arise. In fact I am still here if it doesn't.

from spacepope :

If I wave a nice orgainic carrot about will you pop your head out of your shell?

from spacepope :

Bad luck. I am searching for something uplifting to say. 'Worse things happen at sea' won't help. Don't give up hope.

from vanoonoo :

cunts. really. they are. you know what - they are psychologically damamged which is why they dont want you cos they are scred of what you will do to them. so. really. they have done you a favour. if you really really really really really want the job - ring them and tell them - or write - say to them - thanks for your reply (gits) bear me in mind for future vacancies type thing. or could you volunteer with them to get some solid background experience? honestly i get so cross when people dont get jobs that they know they would be relly good at :( *hugs*

from spacepope :

Thanks, you are of course right. On the other hand I am not Troy Mc Lure...I do not sleep with the fishes. Recently I have had no decent offers (and when I say recently I am talking geological time). Ah well.

from i-am-weezil :

One of mine accused me of being a baby eating satanist....must be the beard. My beard that is, not hers.

from spacepope :

You could turn the tops down...I am only 5'8" myself. Everyone needs to wear thigh boots now and again. That will sound so peverted to those that don't know!

from spacepope :

Thanks, you can borrow them if you like ;). I got them from the USA and they were cheaper than the UK. They should, of course, be longer. But $169 compared with �330 for genuine replicas...I'll take the American option any day. Wearing them I feel like Voltar from Battle Of The Planets

from spacepope :

Why do you have to give Nigel a reference? If you must then just spike him with laxatives on the day of the interview...that'll learn him ;) Oh I loved the photo diary of the snowman...he lived fast and died young ;)

from spacepope :

Thanks but we never made a fuss over this sort of day. Daft days where people are supposed to show what they feel, which they should do for the other 364 days of the year, through wasting money, were not our thing. So today is no different to any other. I was going to use manure and not gangrene but the latter creates a better picture. She's done that sort of thing before and should not be trusted. I suspect he will come back from the UK soon despite getting a job over there now.

from i-am-weezil :

Sorry you are down...I'd have sort of been happy to get a card from a gay guy. Now if a bi women had sent me one....mmnnn. I think you only mentioned the card share in my notes. I do hope you get a proper job offer that puts you off 'The Job'. There, I have said it now.

from i-am-weezil :

Of course Mothra is fiction and Mothman is supposed to be real. Pity the Richard Gere film had nothing to do with the 'real' Mothman incident. I for one prefer Owlman...far more British

from spacepope :

Mothman, as you know, is more or less humsn size. Mothra is massive. Need I say more?

from spacepope :

I have no clean suggestion as to what that object it. I do hope you intend to enlighten.

from spacepope :

You should have known better than to step on a crack...remember "Step on a crack and break your back"?

from spacepope :

She was an LLb and last time I had any news about her (years ago) she was a PS in Cambridge. When we did a show in Castle Rising in that part of the world a fellow came over and said his period was "fkings" it took a while to work out he was saying "Vikings"

from spacepope :

Still waiting for the poleaxe...the claimed the fisrt one got lost in the post! Good luck for tomorrow. You could learn a lot about prison like from Ronnie Barker...or Ronnay Barcay as he's called in Bo Selecta!

from spacepope :

Like it! Reminds me of my bondage mugs...long story. I stole the phrase from the Fast Show...the pervy gent that out perves the two gentlemans outfitters

from i-am-weezil :

Of course we want to know about EVP. As the the ticket....tough you law breaker!

from spacepope :

Congratulations on not being a goddamned yankie...well on being a half not damned yankie

from i-am-weezil :

Have a hug from me

from spacepope :

Bad luck with the C job. I suspect it has gone to a retired police officer....they tend to. Don't give up hope...soon you will get a nice job you can bitch about like the rest of us ;)

from vanoonoo :

poo- sorry you didnt get it. regarding the experience thing - is there any volunteer work you can do? could you be a special in the police force? not sure what other volunteer type things there are that could give experience but that certianly might help ...

from vanoonoo :

oooh that lilac is GREAT - my real bedroom (inhabinted by evil mother) is purple. mmm. purple. great choice. and yes - those faces looked really weird all distorted and not at all like the sort of person you would want to let into your bedroom to give you things no matter how much his sack was bulging! eew. I'm locked at the moment but will work out how to get the magic key to you if you want it (not that I've written anything much lately)

from vanoonoo :

ha - that green is similar to my spare room (which I am living in at the moment whilst evil-but-very-sick-mother is living with me)- I am liking that lilac - is it staying or going? oh oh oh - and I went into lush and saw some bath bombs with santa faces on and had to stop myself from licking hahahah.

from i-am-weezil :

Eh gads...me again. Your last entry was as rough as a badgers arese....and e all thought you were a lady ;)

from i-am-weezil :

For some reason you are causing me to recall a scene from Holy Grail...you know the "bring out your dead" one. Plus you are still alive. Being alive is better than the alternative. Well I assume it is as I have yet to try that.

from i-am-weezil :

I have had a 'Grey' alien in soap for a couple of years if you are feeling peckish I'll send it to you :)

from i-am-weezil :

Thanks for the laugh. In some ways I see you as a female version of me. Please don't take that as an insult ;)

from i-am-weezil :

Complaining where complaining is due is not grassing. On another note I also think that stupid prezzies are fun. I have been known to give such things as kangaroo scrotum purses plus other odd stuff

from i-am-weezil :

You have got to laugh. Hoist by her own petard. Pity I don't know how to spell petard. Pity I don't even know what a petard is ;)

from vanoonoo :

you too - I'm enjoying reading your stuff - we are kinda similar but kinda different. rhaar!

from vanoonoo :

haha - no worries - I went back to the start and am playing catch up :D you've just tried to get your tickets for your graduation

from allegedwife :

hope you feel better soonest.....and, as for those voyeuristic journalists, I can understand why you would want to stay well clear.....once bitten and all that

from i-am-weezil :

I am not overweight, my soul has just grown too big for my body

from i-am-weezil :

Thanks for the tip...I will keep the new underpants for my holiday just in case ;)

from allegedwife :

That shuttle test is a ball-breaker. My daughter failed it three times trying to get into the army. I think you need to be all legs to pass with ease. She trained for weeks before finally passing. Good luck!!

from treedancer :

"'appy burfdee" for Thursday! ;)

from i-am-weezil :

Congratulations. One or two people in my intake failed the old-old fitness test and just had to pass it in the probationary period to stay in the job. If you get in you can be a fat, lazy, knacker in most posts and will never need to push yourself again ;)

from treedancer :

woohoo! that's fabulous news, well done *big grin. you're going to be just fine - a lot can happen between now and october. i hope you're gonna go out on the razzle dazzle tonight and celebrate??

from treedancer :

aww, thanks for your note. greatly appreciated. :) as for your 5 hour siege... at least you got through the thing, so well done for that!

from treedancer :

good luck for wednesday! :)

from treedancer :

heh, thanks for tip! I shall be sure to get some. :)

from treedancer :

Do you think it could be some sort of muscle strain-pop / hernia affair going on there, given all the fitness stuff of late? As for the job medical: well, this lump occurred after you posted the form. If you'd known about it, you would've had it sorted and if necessary, would've declared it. As it appeared *after* the event - what are you meant to be psychic?! ;) In essence, try not to worry about work, and good luck with the bump and the assessment!

from treedancer :

I think my feet came out in sympathy with yours, just reading that entry! Sounds less of a walk and more of a yomp. Marines would doubtless have cried too. ;)

from treedancer :

whee, glad to hear about the boscastle store. also, your "fuck off vibes" made me laugh muchly: have said similar myself ;) some councils do online vacancies, thus saving you the hassle of actually leaving your house. ;)

from i-am-weezil :

Would they still do it for a Telewest customer? Good news about the museum as I meant to get around to visiting it one day.

from treedancer :

Greetings, sketty. Congrats on graduating. "Invisible woodland spirits" - heh. You have to watch them. Probably the same one that stole your fortune cookie saying. Little buggers. ;)

from i-am-weezil :

Just don't tell General Melchett

from i-am-weezil :

Hot pain is good pain...other than when it involves hot irons. Congrats on getting your essays out of the way ;)

from i-am-weezil :

Take care of that toe. I am wanting to leave a funny message on Fotolog about that cat of evil pic but it won't let me. That has to be the best cat shot ever

from i-am-weezil :

As you know my all wise and all knowing employer is pretty crap. Any chance you can get me invited to one of the talks your friend does when she is in the region?

from i-am-weezil :

Come on,�35000 isn't worth getting out of bed for ;)

from sam :

10,000 words? Phew. I have to write a measly 500-word essay, and I'm all tense about it (mostly because I have to finish it tonight. I've written more than 500 words, but they don't make any sense).

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