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from chiv :
Yeah, see, I told you that you were a cute kid. I am remembering that picture of you in the garden, I think, peering at something on the floor. Adorable, eh? My phone battery is dead, and the UK-Aussie adaptor thingi is up the great ocean road with my brother, but if it comes back soon I shall be asking to have lunch with you again [nod]
from hungryghost :
I forgot what I was going to say after reading the elf-esteem comment.
from carnageus :
Sounds like you have low 'elf' esteem. Ahaha! Ha. Haha?
from keeds :
all my entries are lovely.. even one day when i enter you, that will be lovely most likely.
from keeds :
growing up is for tossers. i've seen things. i will talk to you when you get this.. and then we'll talk. THE talk.
from gypped :
oh but that sounds just lovely.
from that :
hi.
from this-bean :
oh but wait! what's wrong with paul? or frank? (is it right to have two first names as your whole name? so many questions so little time!!!)
from this-bean :
oh man I loved paul frank then. LOVED.
from musicnut :
I had the opportunity to go to Austria... or Australia for school. I don't think I'm going anywhere because it's 5k and I could really use the money. Thanks for the water.
from this-bean :
I'm fairly boring
from this-bean :
they don't sell marlboros in canada! i got those from hong kong, haha. i think there's a candian version but i've never really looked. i must go back and smuggle some more...
from this-bean :
boo!!!
from musicnut :
Yousitsonit.Smellyfingerdoesn'texistanymoreIforgotthepasswordandtheytookhimawayfromme.
from dominguez :
I just saw this. My love.
from foolosophy :
it sure does suck when you want to ask someone something that nobody else knows... and they arent around anymore :( was thinking that just the other day... boo!
from musicnut :
Hey! What's up? How have you been? I was wondering what happpened to you, and then I read the explanation messsage. Good to hear from you girlfwennn. So, smellfinger is dead and i misss him. I couldn't remember the password to update, and I guesss you have to update or else the profile is deleted. Terrible.
from this-bean :
I wanna eat him up toooo
from foolosophy :
*hugs* uve done a lot for me :)
from chiv :
I agree. I hope that stuff bes better. I just killed a spider. Why do those bastards scare me so much? [wait, I just had to kill another one, which was dropping down on top of me] Oh dear, stuff. I have never used an internet cafe thing... have I? Maybe I have, I've been drunk in a few places, I suppose. Ooh, I used one at the hostel thingi in London...maybe that counts. It was fucking freezing then, too. That was just hours before the last time I saw apathee. I hope there was some none english-speaking scandinavian girl to throw a sheet over you when you passed out beside the computer. Uhm.
from chiv :
Ahem.
from carnageus :
Let's get together and sing. Just you, me, Frank and Nancy. And the music.
from cuillin :
mea culpa! "I have no goal/ When I am weary I stop at some/ auberge;/ when I am rested I go on again." I miss you! xoxoxox p.s. deadcolette@yahoo.com
from chiv :
Hey. I know I'm probably here all the time, but it feels as if I;m especially here now.. I miss you! Quick! I'm drunk, come talk to me! I'm finding stupid things funny.. maybe you should stay away, actually, I'll b annoying. hm! hi. Oh hey, bobby Womack and SoCo, that'll do. [driftsoff]
from pegs :
Nosirreebob, I did not throw eggs. I must move next Saturday so we may not be neighbours for long, if at all. Which is a shame, flashlight signals are just my forte. Unless I get this place in Moor Street that I have applied for.. hm. f02_15@yahoo.com.au
from foolosophy :
pinetarsol, god what orrible shite that is! go the ginge! hehe see you soon gorgeous :)
from keeds :
8===D <--straight from mexico.. meet me in the snow, 7am. cotton, bikini-cut, low rise.. not too high... LOW .
from pegs :
I live one street up from George Street. Little Gore, it looks more like a back-lane than a place of residence. Yes, coffee. I'm free all day Wednesdays and most other evenings after school.
from foolosophy :
the painting for a gift is such a sweet idea, id kill for some of your work! far higher than a 6 on my scale, and remember this... first time we met, you barely brushed my arm and i tensed up so much i nearly snapped in half... remember that? so its not quite flatlining, but i think my heartrate did tripple! hee *hugs* talk to you soon babe :)
from chiv :
Hello. I tried once already to write, but the internet told me, NO! Oh well. You thought we should leave more honest signings, and then maybe not. Oh dear, well, I feel worse now. How am I supposed to , not ignore this email? What can I say? is it not too late? Slappy, what do I say when it feels to late for words? (Hello, loves to you, how do?)
from comestomind :
Animals I've seen since I've been in Pittsburgh, USA: rats, cockroaches (sometimes big enough to be considered animals), squirrels and pigeons. I’ve also heard birds chirping in the trees, but I’ve had no visible evidence of them actually being birds. God bless America!
from chiv :
Oy. I've been sat here for almost half an hour. Should type. Yes. Hello! I have just vomited bile, how are you? I noticed one of those little men in the tiles on the bathroom wall, the other day. He was up to something, I forget what.. I can't seem to find him now, which is good, to be honest, as it was sort of unsettling to have him staring at you on the toilet. Hm. This message might have benefited from me consuming liquid at some point today.. hey look, four pm.. i need tea.. allllex, put the kettle on, would you? I told my brother I might run away to australalaia. He said he might run away to new zealaland. I'm going for a shower. -love-
from love-me-baby :
i wrote you an email and i so need a reply from you...need some sisterly advice, so drop a note ok? i love you
from chiv :
I do, I do! (Apparently I can't sign again that fast.. no no, you mustn't talk to her within a week or two of the last signing!)
from blackweb :
Hey, I miss you too! I get home late July, counting the days until then. Theres lots of weirdness about these days eh?
from love-me-baby :
so anyways...same email address right? i hope so because i did email you:) <3<3<3<3
from chiv :
A-girl, have some appreciation, and a general refutation of your self-deprecating words. Mhm. Now, is "inanimation" a word? I think that it is not. How else might one describe the (in)act(ion) of being inanimate?
from manosaur :
alex, being quite elusive now, aren't we? did you get my e-mail? i sent it to 'slap_me_harder@hotmail.com', but alas, no reply. i don't have internet access at home, hence my scarcity on messenger and d-land. actually, i think i've pretty much put my diaryland page to rest, but i don't want to lose touch with the d-land friends i've made--especially you. e-mail me at manosaur@diaryland.com, that should work. do let me know if it doesn't though, and i'll give you my top-secret e-mail address. yours truly with unlimited x's and o's, manny
from chiv :
oh no! -knocks on screen- lemme in!
from love-me-baby :
ummm hi alex, this is your old friend allirose, i changed my name. hopefully i hear from you soon. much love...
from twztdmind17 :
yes..i've been reading ur diary for a while. i don't even know how long it's been..but for some reason i never put u on my buddy list until a bit ago. anyway...my username is pouring...the password is rain so you can access my diary now. :)
from chiv :
Aw.. I am sorry that I missed you before.. I was.. erm.. I think I was throwing up on Southport. Pubcrawls through freezing cold towns you've not been to for seven years after little and broken sleep and next to no food.. yeah.. I wouldn't have ignored you for anything less than five times (throwing up, that is).. well.. that concludes this lovely message.. I'm sure I'd go into less detail were I more awake and my eyes fully open. Oh, plus I had no tea all day. That is what it was. I went a day without tea. God, I'm lucky to be alive. I can't remember that ever happening before. This is me really leaving your poor notes alone now.
from chiv :
Hello. I hope you're okay. I'm afraid that's about all I have for you right now.
from halfdevoured :
I saw Sparta live last summer. They were exxxxxcellent! Have you heard At the Drive-in? You know, the band Sparta was spawned from? Also excellent. My favorite Spawn of At the Drive-in, however, is The Mars Volta. If you haven't heard them yet gogogo get their Cd De-loused at the Comatporium now. And this is the end of my commercial. Love ya.
from chiv :
aaalex..I'm drunkand stonedand allsorts and i think i miss youuu. Come baaack and talk to meee! Hello.
from cureforpain :
Well, it's a New Year. I'm going to try to be better this year than I was over the course of the last one. I didn't commit myself to much of anything--writing, photography, or even friends--but I'm going to be better this year. School starts in 12 days. I think that will help me out. Anyway, I hope that all goes well for you in 2004. I'm looking forward to everything. How about you?
from ozwald :
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!
from allirose :
i love happy family fantasies i was watching rock n roll weddings 2 on vh1 and i wanted someone to cry when they saw me walking towards them in my beautiful white gown with this big ass ring on my finger
from chiv :
motherbastardblastingfecking signmyguestbook.. can't sign again how fast? once every month? what was i saying? was it nothing? probably. i'm drunk. how're you? cool. can i have some food?
from chiv :
-noisily clatters forth to get intoxicated and ignore things with alex- (hey, it *is* quiet..)
from chiv :
Hello. How do?
from chiv :
Alex! Alex! Before I forget! Can our national animal be the noble and graceful wombat? And and can our currency perhaps be the 'next round'? Heh..we'll actually have a national animal. He'll be sat there on the grounds of the presidential palace. He'll be called Gavin, or something. Too easily amused. Hee.. someone on the telly just dared Alex to shoot him.
from amygonecrazy :
thanks for the correction :) are you from here too?
from allirose :
there's one side with lustful love with emotions for both people and the colors are all red with passion | then there's the other side, with hurt and desguises and secrets that never should've been kept. i'm sorry alex. xxxooo a
from chiv :
[useless but terribly well meaning sleepy electronic hugs for a.]
from lesthanjill :
what if it's broken, just so that i can fix it? i like your diary *smiles* --my compliments alessa *
from chiv :
Here's the plan: we go on holiday, then we get drunk enough to decide to run away to..y'know, one of those looser countries.. then gradually it becomes apparent that I'm the hopeless dependant one, and you do 'relatively' well for yourself. Eventually presumably that builds and you end up fine, which works for me too, at least until you get bored of keeping me from dying or something tragic like that. No? Alright, I'll just put the kettle on then.
from chiv :
Neutral Milk Hotel, eh? Spiffy. I have tea. Tea and biscuits. Biscuits for all. Also ginger beer. I hoped by now that my point would have returned to me. Oh well. Looky, it's just gone four AM and I only just woke up. 's a lot of sleep by recent standards. [paces about]
from allirose :
oh alex i was deeply worried about you...not updating for like 5 or 6 whole days...well as usual i hope all is going good and i have by far millions of interesting stories to tell you and you only so you may be receving an email from me. i missed ya muchos. <3 Alli rose
from chiv :
Hello. How are you? I am fineish. I am noticing a distinct lack of Australian in my day to day life, however, and wonder if this might be rectified as painlessly and affordably as is possible. ..Why are there so many TV adaptations of Noddy, and yet it would seem so few (none?) of the Magic Faraway Tree?
from musicnut :
Ohhhh!!!! Happy Birthday!!!!! I hope you like it!! It's cool to read through the booklet along with the songs. There are bits of the lyrics in the journal entries.
from chiv :
Dear Alex, please move to a more easily texted nation before this time next year. Happy birthday you. Me. [waves] (and feel free to stick horrible pointy things in signmyguestbook.com)
from auzzman676 :
you hit the nail on the head,that why i am so busy showing woman, its an illusion,the white khight fell of his donkey a long time ago the ad industry say the white knight is alive,but hes wearing our jeans and after shave,its so crappy, a huge growth industry,and all those poor girls,after all we know what men want................
from halfdevoured :
What are cocopops?
from musicnut :
I sent it! Fucking amazing!!!! You should receive it in like 4-7 days. Well, I think I sent it yesterday... I did!!! So 3-6 days you should get it. Unless the post office lies.
from chiv :
Quickly! Grab yr strange brain, the next bus to temporary salvation is three minutes away! Or we could walk, but, I dunno, it sounds far.
from allirose :
nice end, i've been writing notes like mad to you to show my appreciation for helping me learn a little bit
from chiv :
Yeah, see, everyone agrees, you're super smart. going away? that's not right! Who will I pester? [panic] alex! i'm drunk! whrre are you? [looks around]
from ijustmoveon :
"pick wisely cos it doesn't go away." Ah, if only it was that easy. If I could choose who I loved, I'd be set. Unfortunately, one's heart has a habit of working independantly of one's brain.
from allirose :
*gasp* your entry left me feeling whole heartedly understood/understanding, oh god much love for this entry...*adds to favs*
from cuillin :
love you miss you love you miss you love you miss you yeah yeah yeah! xoxoxoxo
from chiv :
Hey, hi, hello. Could you maybe pretend I am just a little tiny bit better at the conversation thing? Like..y'know stupid things? The ones that absolutely can't be classified as sort of cute even if yr being nice? Those are *supposed* to be good things too. What I'm saying is, I left the gate open and now Odin and Baron Thunder-ten-tronckh the wombats have escaped. No, wait! I'm saying that I'm badly sleep deprived, ooh, and you get like, one or two numbers above that assigned to me. Are fractions allowed? [whistles and presently falls asleep]
from chiv :
Darn it! I wanted to point that out, look I copied it and everything [pastes] "There is, rather surprisingly, a god barking in my neighbourhood". Dang. Now, I don't know what you think you're doing, and I don't care if it is a living; I am lonely.. stop it at once and talk to me. [taps watch]
from jonasparker :
I think you said that you have a god barking in your neighbourhood. That is really, really funny.
from keeds :
don't live alone.
from pegs :
the password was bronchitis. (what grainy bits?)
from auzzman676 :
living alone ,come on alex you can do,keep remembering why,meet new people,try new things,be daring
from allirose :
i absolutely love the thing you wrote about me in your profile and who knows one day it may just happen. anyways, i just wanted to let you know that i still have the email you sent me so very long ago and i still absorb it's contents every once in a while
from pegs :
just letting you know that the public exhibition is the first wednesday of each month. making it october first, i think. hope to see you there. even though i don't know what you look like.
from allirose :
hallo, it's your american double minus 14 years or so, i'm just dropping by and leaving a friendly note. and boy cellulite is attractive, hahahaha, oh gosh. xxoo alli
from cuillin :
your guestbook didn't like the babble I threw at it and my message refused to show up. Now I'm sad and dejected. Waaaaaaaah. love you love you love you xoxoxoxo
from chiv :
Come onnn, stop thingi.. what? i'm drunk.. how are you? do you know, one of my friends doesn't know what a wombat is? i tried to explain, but i think he supposed me quite mad. [sigh] good job them cells are in order. what are you up to now? [wave]
from chiv :
aww! [sympathy face] I seem to be quite good at missing you, but ta for the message anyway, much better than signing on to..bugger all, as usual. [wave]
from auzzman676 :
sorry still in deck,will send today.see what you do me oh seedpod stephen
from auzzman676 :
i start work on sat,there is a book coming sent to day try thur or fri ithink you might enjoy it. stephen
from auzzman676 :
go to st kilda south po ,i sent more info,hope its of help stephen
from mxdoll-parts :
haha, "talent"
from auzzman676 :
its ok ,my mum once said giving is much better than receiving,and i love what i do stephen
from auzzman676 :
go pick parcel at st kilda southbox1059,password in it. stephen
from seedpod :
well look who we have here
from pegs :
did you come to our park exhibition on wednesday night?
from chiv :
Oh my! You're a kangaroo? Look Marge! She's a kangaroo!
from keeds :
i was gonna send you some pictures.. but they are big files.. then i was gonna run away and live in auzzieland..but i don't know no kangroos.. and then i remembered.. i know you.
from auzzman676 :
did you get mail,and are you ok stephen
from cuillin :
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
from chiv :
Uhm, hello. I suppose they were probably from hourrrrs ago, but I finally got yr messages. I think the internet went insane here. Also I was lying in bed most of the day.. but my PC/connection was being insane while I was doing that. So yeah, terribly sorry for ignoring you all day, nowt personal :)
from keeds :
i'mn typing w/1 hand.. hi alexy the sexy
from auzzman676 :
just sent the parcel,hope you approve .should be there tuesday or wed.sent to po box take care stephen
from pegs :
The only tip I have is: bring alcohol. We all just stand around with a plastic cup of wine or a stubbie. Nothin' but class.
from auzzman676 :
just had the best nite ,alex. where is ravie , do you miss her to.auzzman
from cuillin :
I don't know, I personally like to pee all over everyone and everything. But it's not for everybody, huh? Maybe you need to practice. You found my hell thingie! You shouldn't be on there....I love you! xoxoxoxox
from jasper76 :
don't worry, i will love melb for what it is!! I AM SOOOOO EXCITED, 'cept I think Mr Dreamer may be waiting for me at the airport ready to slap me one!!! LOL!
from musicnut :
That's soooo fucking weird that you mention Snap's "The Power"!!!! The UPS guy for recordkingdom sold it to the company. He asked on Wednesday if we could put the mixes on a CD for him!!!!! Isn't that fucking odd??? I've never heard of it until Wednesday. Scarrry.
from chiv :
I don't think much of any of those programmes and prefer the release gained from looking down my nose in a terribly intense manner at the society which produces them all, but that's just me. Anyhoo, didn' I say you were smart? I do terribly enjoy reading your stuff. Then I feel guilty 'cause it doesn't sound so much fun for you.
from manosaur :
alex you are brilliant. i once got into a similar argument with a female roommate over 'the sopranos' and 'sex and the city' (which i pointed out was the female equivalent provacateur of aggressive tendencies). personally, i can't stand 'sex and the city'--probably because i'm a male. because i'm a male, i like the sopranos quite a bit. but of all the hbo soap-operas, i love 'six feet under' leaps and bounds above the rest. the first season is available on dvd here in the states, it's probably available in narnia, too. if you can find it, i highly highly highly recommend you and your partner watch it. i guarantee you'll find it addicting.
from chiv :
Heh. I like the Alex. I also like the word "Fireys". Hey wait..for sale? Who gets the penny when I'm sold?
from chiv :
I was thinking, right, and you're actually really damn smart, aren't you? Hm, there you go then. Meaaanwhile I can't decide: another beer or just a glass of milk? The mind boggles [wanders off]
from gypped :
we had entirely too much chocolate pudding. but given my time over, I'd do it all again. see you this evening!
from musicnut :
Ohhhh!!! I know something about shower curtains! They keep water off of the floor. They keep water in the shower. They keep water in the shower and off of the floor. They are "water-proof." Proof of the water is there. Poof.
from livingwreck :
You should read the entry before the current one. That might make you smile also. (Or it could make you feel a bit ill - I hope not though...lol)
from livingwreck :
I thought of you a lot today - went for another hike and thought how you'd enjoy getting away from there for a bit. Well, until it started raining anyway. (I don't mind the rain if it's not too cold. Not sure how you feel about it.) Then again, we could've called it quits when it did rain and gone and got ourselves a coffee (or something stronger).
from chiv :
Hey, so you know when the internet goes completely fucking insane? You ever noticed how that happens most often when yr already highly irritable? "...and all I can do is sit sweating in front of my broken fan and throw my fucking shirt at the wall in frustration! rrgh! (sorry)" I have no idea at all why that part didn't post.. or why I consider it worth re-posting. I suppose it's just the principle of the thing.
from flann :
great floor plans; awesome, dude; so room on acland is study & that's where we know you from (sitting at the desk and type, type, typing)....
from manosaur :
alex, are you okay? i'm worried about you.
from billyprior :
Hey did you get the email i sent you ages ago with my password? Not sure if the address you left in my guestbook was the right one - Matt said he didn't think it was.
from chiv :
The legal system sounds like so much fun =/ Well, you've missed oh so much progress in my life. Em. Well. I..got some CDs and the commie manifesto. And. Hit in the face with a chair. That was so much fun that my front tooth actually cracked with joy. (scratches head) And that's about it. I'm sure I'll think of something muchhh more interesting to say...later.
from cuillin :
mmm, anniversaries. I can never quite believe where I have been and haven't been. I remember dates too well; I wish I didn't. I went through a spell when I didn't read any diaries, and reading yours again is like coming home...i love you! xoxox
from cuillin :
"i just called...to saaaaay...i loooooove yoooou...and i mean it from the bottom of my hearrrrrrt" So you survived, eh? Are you back home? God I'm a clueless twit lately -- no idea what's going on anymore. I just hope that you're allright -- I miss you! Take care, xoxoxox
from ozwald :
HEY! GB has been all weird lately. Anyway - thanks. You are too sweet. Maybe we will get a pic together as soon as I go down under. Whenever that is. OZ
from chiv :
Hehe =) Hm, I think maybe I should invest in some dark glasses.
from keeds :
i thought u cut your hair off..then i realized you had it tied up in a bun or something man-y.. now i don't have to beat you .. woot woot.
from chiv :
Pff, she knows, really. You're just a monster seeking compliments, always wanting more! more! Em. Well anyway- you don't even look Australian in some of those. I just don't know what to think anymore!
from allirose :
i think you are prettier than you give yourself credit for
from manosaur :
hey sweetie. relax. i'm feeling better everyday.
from chiv :
Hello again. I was just here, but I couldn't think of much to say, and was just rambling about how the Never Ending Story is on, and trying not to laugh, and suggesting that you could maybe move into some sort of magic book? But it seemed too ..not serious, so I didn't bother, and went away. As you can see, I couldn't stay away, and came back to bore you a bit. Hope you don't mind. (waves)
from chiv :
Hello (burps) 'scuse me.
from musicnut :
Alex, you are a lovely person. Love lovidy love love. I believe I will send you the Dredg CD. You have to hear it. I hate your guestbook. It hates me, which is fine. I'll just use notes.
from ijustmoveon :
Thank you very much for the kind words. I needed it.
from bedperson :
aw shucks! thanks darly darling. no no. you're pretty.
from musicnut :
"Go POO"???? You don't like that word missy! Are you really seeing a psychologist? I think I need chemical blocking medicine, but I won't. Don't let them give it to you!
from kymee :
It was so cute when Roger cried and had to compose himself before the award ceremony, and during his interview with Sue Barker. He's the first Swiss to ever win Wimbledon - what an honour!
from shed :
sorry, i'm a dickhead. shed.
from shed :
um, yeah and I SECOND THAT TO LIKE. OK? YEAH.
from vodkatonic :
Bloody hell, what is this obsession with sex and polar bears? ;-)
from manosaur :
don't worry, my box, at least, is in chicago. tee-hee.
from mojo1915 :
Hello. I hope you have a really good day! :) -Jesse
from cuillin :
mwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! miss you!
from vodkatonic :
I'm not allowed to sign your guestbook! Just wanted to assure you that i often dream about sweaty men with large, erm ... hands ;-)
from allirose :
grr...signed your g-book and maybe it'll show up in abit but the stupid computer said no and i said yes and we got into an arguement and my entry never showed up...grrrr...
from manosaur :
ah, sorry if i've been too elusive lately. going through some weird shit. and yes, a girl was involved. i'm free now, though. i think. i am going to mail you a package as soon as i can, with music, drawings, photographs, all just for you. you are a sweetie, indeed, and it's nice to know that people like you are out there, somewhere.
from keeds :
i was thinking i wanted to make you happy today.. so i made something not quite made yet . for you. xo.http://www.angelfire.com/moon/keeds/alexy.jpg
from flann :
saved photos and when I clicked on them - HUGE! If life were always this good, no way would I agree to die.
from jasper76 :
you and i both know this guy - from high school...... yup HEL-LO!! I have very nicely asked him to puleeze STOP emailing me and phoning me...in my special Jasper way and he stopped but my goodness what a FREAK...
from doctoredjnr :
All of my forms of IM seem to be fucked. Compeletly and utterly fucked, I don't even think Jasmine St Clair has been fucked in the order of magnitude that my mSN and co are fucked.
from smellyfinger :
I don't know what happened. It just did that one day. I don't come into this frame of mind too often anymore though.
from jasper76 :
i think i am being stalked by a guy named tim, no not my brother..... i am really creeped outa my jeans here!
from atychiphobia :
no problem. my mom gets those sometimes and it doesn't seem to enjoyable.
from johto :
That's a groovy lookin' organ. You and your specs look groovy too.
from musicnut :
I am strangly attracted to onions. I wanna make love to them. Does he smell like onions? That'd be hot!
from flann :
i know Mom said "If you have to say you were kidding, then you were not" - but ...
from musicnut :
Finding the "notes" button is a little tricky. Damn you for hiding it from me. You sound so excited about the glasses. Put a picture of your fish reading with them. Yes. Fish wear glasses.
from johto :
I often think of what I'm up to in the other universe as well. Everything seems to be better in that other universe for some reason. I'll have to keep my eyes peeled for you in that other universe.
from atychiphobia :
sorry to hear about the anxiety attack
from johto :
Skitch Henderson is first and foremost the world's finest feline. A long time ago another SH was a conductor on The Tonight Show. Skitch the feline was not named in his honor however. He got the name because he was Skittish.
from manosaur :
hey sweetie, dig the new layout. me, i'm okay. laying low these days, in more ways than one. but no worries, clear thinkin' always prevails.
from tater-fay :
So...have you heard the news about "keeds" aka: supernigger?? Read my notes section or jinxykat...insane shit,huh?? Predator (well, ok..he's innocent until proven guilty..but..)
from phonics :
Don't believe a word she says - unless she only says good stuff about me...that'll be okay :) Say hi and such. Do you think I could get 'Huzzah' into the English Dictionary by 2008? Mxx
from seduction711 :
Just a note to thank you for sharing your diary...you are an interesting person. I enjoyed what you wrote. I hope thigs get better for you, and I too agree...when things fall apart...sometimes they make noise. Take care. I-
from manosaur :
ah, hello sweetie. yes i've been neglecting the d-land lately, my life is getting almost too bizarre to discuss via internet. not as bizarre as your's, i suppose, seeing as you now run a porn site. dirty girl. by the way, you've provided undisputable support for my theory that girls like guys that like ducks. i like ducks. you should get to know me better. or at least get online when i am.
from cuillin :
Prawns with Horns?!?!?!!
from cuillin :
I missssssss you. I also have the greatest duck (oops, wrote "fuck") picture ever taken. Actually an ex took it. It was like something out of the damned National Geographic Classiest Ducks book or something. But it's not scanned, and the duck was devoured by a fox not too long after the beforementioned picture was taken, so I guess he's not around for a re-shoot. Hey, didn't I meet you close to a year ago now? Time flies, and I don't like it. Email me soon, sugarpie...be good, be happy, be well...i love you!!! xoxoxox
from flann :
feel free to move your cold toes around till they find someplace warm to settle (steal my warmth!)
from musicnut :
Yeah, I tried sending Tomahawk. Each song is too big for e-mail. Sorry. If you ever get on AIM I could send them that way or... YOU CAN DOWNLOAD THAT PROGRAM!!!! Slacker! Get with it! With what you say? THE PROGRAM! Ho ho ho.
from flann :
we both thank you. but I thank you in the woods, leaves stuck to my knees after.
from musicnut :
Dude, I had a dream with you in it. It was weird. I was reading your diary in my dream. You were on it like on a TV. Then you ran into some bushes in a photo. And hid. Then there were Elephants and giraffes. And they were running. And I was big. I was God-size. I was watching them run from above. And I'd put my finger down and they'd run the other way. Strange.
from manosaur :
ayo, sweetie. bob ross hosted a surreally calming how to painting program on public television some years back. see www.bobross.com for the graphic details. xoxoxoxmanosaur
from flann :
no, sorry, no bullet for you. entertain us through the pain. thank you, sweet dreams.
from shed :
hello der sweetie...
from manosaur :
alex, you are a sweetie, indeed. you just never happen to be online when i am. we'll have to remedy that pesky time-zone shit. yes, babies are strange creatures, aren't they? sometimes you'll come across one that just stares you right in the eye and seems to sense that there's something odd about you. i can sort of think back and remember looking at grown-ups and thinking similarly. i'm rambling. this is the sort of shit i should be spewing on my own web page, eh? get on;ine, silly. xoxoxd-roo
from smellyfinger :
No more done? No more? You don't like it anymore so I'm gonna change it. But only it's meaning. You see, the letter "D" is now the letter "4". The letter "O" is now "A". "N" and "E" are "S" and "s" respectively. From now on it says 4ASs. If you don't know what 4ASs means I don't want to be the kitten that gets gutted by the Ninjas.
from flann :
good fucking Nigel story that.
from smellyfinger :
I'm 4790 years old. I'm 4798 years old. Eat a duck while beating on a man's head.
from musicnut :
We can go bar hopping on pogo sticks. *Boing Boing* we'll go!!! Then we can fight with the rabbit gang and see who can hop the highest.
from keeds :
let's be partners and go into business.
from comestomind :
i hope that one day someone says that to me...
from flann :
what does this link, too, I wonder? Hmmm...the kids/the dad...seem familiar somehow...
from smellyfinger :
I'm not allowed to spill my brains in the oven. I'll spill them here. I have a can of tuna and a tuna of can. I can't maintain the homoerogenousness of the samsonite breifcase.
from musicnut :
I don't wanna ever see a panty-poop-poop-plop!!! So, this book sounds good. Chest hair.
from flann :
two requests answered at once. very efficient, I am.
from erato :
Thank you, bella. Hopefully we will get some time to truly sit down and chat one of these days.
from smellyfinger :
ThereisagoalhereYouknowwhatthatgoalisit'stomakeyourpagefatterthaneverYou'llneverknowwhathappenedDoyouknowthatshow"TheMonsters"WellIwanttomakeaCDfullofitsthememusicandlistentoitdayandnightuntillIreallygonutsandstarttalkingtomyselfandinvisiblepeopleandthingsthatcan'ttalkbacklikemutesOnlyifyouliveinNevadacanyougamblewithahookerandthentakeherbacktoyourroomwhereyouwillwatchhercleanupthedeadbodiesfromthepoisonoussnakepartythatyouhadthenightbeforeThosepartiesarealwaysfunwhenyoutakesomeonesdogandgiveittoachineserestaurantandtheycookitandsellitbacktoyouIalwaysknewthattheywerecorruptIdon'thaveanytrustinElmerFuddbecausehe'salwaysstutteringwithisbaldheadandBuggsBunnydoesn'tevergetalongwithhimDamnhimfornotbeingacoolguyandshowingmehowtousethebathroomwithnohandsatallAftertodayyoucancallcookiesfreaklogsDidyoueverstickinadoglogIt'snofunNoonelikesitWellIsupposetherearethedogpooElvesthatstepinitforfunOneofmyroommateshasaparrotthatItaughthowtosay"HowIcanHelpYouSir"andnoonegetsitwhenIputitinthemicrowaveanditdancesallnightlongtotheHawaiinmusicandallthehooplathatcomesalongwitheatingcrackersonatrainIfyoueverlovesomethingkillitsonooneelsecantakeitfromyouThenyoubakeitintomuffinsandyouaskpeopleiftheyknowthemuffinmanforfreeatthelocalbarIftheydoyoukillthemtooandtaketheirbodytotheloansharktoeatthemIfyouareeverattackedbyagorillabatyoushouldstopdropandrollHaven'tyouhadenoughchimpanzeefoodtodayYouhavetowatchyourfigureeightsfortheskatingcompetitionoftheGodsDon'tforgettowashyourclothesbeforeyousellthemtothehomelessforaprofitHaveyoueverheardoftheboythathasnonameHewalksaroundthestreetsofEgyptbuildingpyramidsandtakingthemdownagainbeforeanyonecanseethemForitistotheyastheyaretohimandyouhithimintheshinwithagiantlogofwoodthatcrieswhenyoudon'ttakeitforwalksHowdoyoulikeitwhentheypullyourhairoutuntilitfallsout?
from flann :
there is this party 'bout to happen, and no one is further away than i am. consolation, consolation, find consolation, you can do it, lad...
from flann :
Ahh...windows of trains/trams/busses. I liked your story. looking out of a train window, I once tried to memorize every leaf. and slapmeuntiliresemblethepersonyou'dhopedi'dturnouttobe: whenever I "LOL", I am at that moment (I swear) laughing out loud. But I live alone, and I can use whatever the hell I want as my computer backdrop.
from cuillin :
heya sweetheart, how are you? i've been out of the loop, so to speak. I hope that you're doing okay...I'm sitting here in my pajamas listening to some weird reggae t.v. thing and the whole world feels off kilter. Ever had one of those days? i love you xoxoxoxox!
from blackweb :
Ive been sleeping all afternoon, feel a bit fuzzy. Are you about tomorrow? Cant wait to see you
from blackweb :
Im here, Im actually here. Totally freaking out! I must see you! I have to see someone soon whos on the level because Im already finding myself having the same conversation with my olds as when I left. As I said, its odd very odd. When are your days off? Mail me or something to let me know. Love ya
from carnageus :
Ah, the sweet taste of fire and revolution. Either my mouth's watering at the very prospect or...my tongue's haemorrhaging. We just need a banner, a uniform, and perhaps a morale-boosting song to sing on cold, dark nights in secret, candlelit cellars. And the firecrackers, of course. And...maybe chiv could help, yeah...~mutter mutter~
from gingerxbread :
i remember this place! i miss it. how are you -xxtracey
from carnageus :
This is right about where my fingers freeze up, and I realise that too many words are worse than none at all, right? And if I could, I'd simply give you a reassuring smile, and I'd breathe in the spectacular with you. Then I'd make tea and we'd drink that and laugh a bit at everything. Absolutely everything.
from flann :
movie thing sounds good... marsha... just up in the country by train...
from manosaur :
good lord this entry had me laughing so hard my stomache hurt. i miss you, silly. my messenger ain't workin; too well, either.
from cuillin :
of course you didn't do anything! i love yooooooou. where are you getting a password? I don't think anything's locked but the pictures. I'm a mess these days, you wouldn't be proud. Holed up writing endless stories for publication and smoking too much stufff. I LOVE YOU.
from smellyfinger :
Watching them mate is $0.25 a minute. No cameras, audio recording equipment, elves, knives, or doctors of any kind allowed in the mega super stadium of TP.
from comestomind :
apparently to find imspiration i am reaching back into my past/youth...
from phonics :
I haven't heard from Victoria in aaaages - is she still arriving in London sometime soon? Her email not working for me. Mxx
from allirose :
You know...I've never thought of leaving you a note. But hey here I am in all myself. I hope you have a wonderful Valentine's day and thanks for the little notes and guestbook signings.
from snotgirl :
it's a java script. if you right click when the page is loaded and choose "view source" it'll bring up the HTML to my page, which includes the java script. just make sure it is on one of the pages that has the script on it. [my poems don't...i'm sure you noticed.] all right, dearie. take care. xoxo.
from kymee :
Ooh, that would make him ever so jealous. Has he even seen your wing bones? Perhaps he will grow to love them.
from manosaur :
ayo, sweetie. aargh, our conversations always seem to get cut off right when they're getting really interesting. i had quite the witty retort to the last thing you said right before hotmail choked. i can't remember it now, though. oh well. my lord, you are quite the beauty, indeed. as soon as i get that digital camera, i will unleash my ravishing good looks unto you, via the good old internet. then we can join forces and conquer the universe with our collectively devastating attractiveness. oh yeah, i met a girl from sydney tonight. she didn't seem to find me as charming as you do. but then again, she was nowhere near the looker as you, either. aargh, i wish you were online right now--i feel like talking.
from kymee :
Beautiful hair!! So, so, so... Oh aye, and you're face ain't half bad either! I'm totally kidding (you should know that by now). You're bloody gorgeous woman, if I were a lesbian...Murph would get a hard on watching us make out. Oh, I'm not so funny at half two in the morning. have fun!
from musicnut :
Who's that pretty girl in the pictures? Is it... SATAN!!!! No silly ass, its ALEX!!! Alex in wonderland.
from ghost-vodka :
Hehe, I knew that big, CAPS LOCKED entry would catch atleast one persons attention. Thanks for writing me back. I like to know people's opinions because I don't want to fool myself. I don't want to think I am a pretty O.K. writer when I am really bad. I don't want to waste my time on a dream that is never going to be realized because, well, manual work isn't a really bad thing. It is hard honest work. Thanks for always reading what I have to say, and for that I love you. You rock!!!
from doctoredjnr :
I was asleep, and so I don't know how MSN was left on. I guess I forgot to close it before bed.
from flann :
"I want a girl to make a mess To do no wrong she must confess And then perhaps hitch up her dress 'Cos when the flashbulps explode She's such a sensitive soul" I'm singing to you, I am.
from chiv :
good night (probably a bit late, but i felt i should bother to reply. meh).
from carnageus :
I'd keep the snow here if I could. We don't always get it as good as this, and the trouble with the ever-changing weather here is that it's unusual for any snow to last for more than a couple of days. I ran about like an idiot taking snaps of it this morning because god only knows when I'll have another chance. I mean, it lies on the mountains and higher hills for most of the winter, but that's strictly for viewing from a distance. Alas...
from doctoredjnr :
pushing the envelope is scary you have to start but licking it first.
from flann :
as a kid, I was rather terrified of dragonflies (you can subtract that "rather"), and so you emerge, once again, my heroin
from chiv :
woo hoo, your hits have declined, eh? serve you right for ..suddenly becoming really popular and making a mockery of my 1st to 8,000 race! heh.. don't mind me, i'm bored =)
from kymee :
Now I want to find out what that cds all about!
from musicnut :
Ok, how's this: I look at you with sad puppy eyes, then I proceed to hump your leg.
from blackweb :
I understand, Im just down on myself a the mo'. Love you!
from pieceofme :
well, that was kinky of you ;) i think it is lovely just the way it is xxx
from doctoredjnr :
Stupid guestbooks. You feeling ok sweetness?
from musicnut :
I'm sorry. I don't think I read your warning before I posted that comment. If you were here, and you punched me in the arm, I'd yelp like a kicked puppy and look at you with sad eyes. Then I'd cry like a little girl. Then I'd make you take me to the hospital to check for internal bleeding in my arm. Then I'd ask for morphine. No, not the band you silly ass!!! Oh, yeah, I went there.
from musicnut :
So basically, you slowly boiled your fish? That is very terrible. Poor things. Well, look at the bright side, according to some one who has been a fish, they don't have any feelings.
from moonshine76 :
Hey lovely girl. thanks for the compliments :) I switched back to my old layout though. I liked it better. I'll be in touch. xxx.
from smellyfinger :
Ships may sail in the sea, but I know where they're all going. They want it to be Movie Monday 7 days a week which is just irrelevant to the invisible trolls that go yonder.
from musicnut :
Queens of the Stone Age will be in Australia soon. I command you to go. You're in Melbourne right? I think they will be there on Jan 19. Check da link: http://pollstar.com/tour/searchall.pl?By=Artist&Content=queens+of+the+stone+age . Goooo Alex Goooo!!!!!
from neuroticaa :
I really know how you feel... not with art but I've been in situations like that where everything you were striving for suddenly seems redundant and meaningless. I think everybody goes through that. I doubt its the weed talking ;).. You definately have great writing, don't waste a gift. Take care <3
from smellyfinger :
Cheese cake. Cheese its. Chedder makes everything better. Chedder cheeks. Moo shoes. Don't take the bad drugs. Only men can pee like that.
from gwenllian :
Thanks for the nice note!
from smellyfinger :
Me smelly finger, slappy. Slappy me finger smelly me finger smelly me slappy. Finger me slappy. Smelly me fingah!!!
from smellyfinger :
I will say this again. FUCK YOUR GUESTBOOK, THAT PEICE OF FUCKING ASS SHIT!!! Any way, I'll try to remember what I wanted to say. Oh yeah, did you put that in your guestbook by accident??? Ha, silly slappy! We'll do it. No, we'll do it do it, like in the movies. You can write about Hopuki and Ohkookie, and I'll write about Panda and super car. It'll be a dashing bold adventure! So sing! And rejoice! And sing! And Rejoice!
from musicnut :
I'm still trying to figure out if he let me go cause he was cool, or if he really didn't know I was drunk. Either way I'm lucky and won't do that anymore. The DUI thing, I can never stop fishtailing, its too fun.
from smellyfinger :
Oh, you're quite welcome. If you think you need medication, and you're not getting better, THEN GO TO THE DOCTOR!!!! GRRRRRRRR!!! I can't fight this sickness alone!!! I'll need the tools of the medication, and then I'll kill all the germies, and I'll be out of your bloodstream in no time. Panda says hi.
from musicnut :
Hey!!! How are you feeling??? If your answer is "good", that's wonderful!!! If your answer is "shitty", that's terrible. If your answer is unlisted, you are not human. Guess what?!?!?! I have a recording of of Tomahawk's show in Philly that I went to!!!!!! It's wonderful!!!! God bless the internet. Patton=God. Therefore. Patton bless the internet.
from chiv :
argh! i forgot that signmyguestbook won't accpet signings so close togther, lost it alll! oh well, let's pretend it didn't happen (repeats self) ahem; hehe, no no, that signing was in reference to carn's post. i think you said folk should talk to each other there; i've just made that up though, haven't i? anyway, this one is all to you (waves). and pfft, send you pics? what'd that get me? (further coughing) ..ah well, this is just a mess. i can't remember exactly what i wrote, damn it. best shut up really, eh?
from flann :
in the previous message, this word was forgotten: day
from flann :
I passed you on the street when you were in Brooklyn. I gave you a small (rather pleasant) wave and you looked around and thought, "Is he waving at me?" You remember me, I'm sure. I was wearing jeans and a tshirt that said "Moose, Wyoming" and my hair was kinda messy that and my face was somewhat nuetral because I didn't want to frighten you with my joy -- you remember now, don't ya? Don't ya?
from smellyfinger :
I hate your fucking guestbook. I guess I have the same one though. If you stick the toothpick sails in the floaters in the tube, they'll only go around in the tub and make you dirty again. You should send them overseas to me, via the ocean with messages in them. I'll receive them and dig through them to find the secret message. I hope you feel better sweet thang. Thong. Thongs. Wear your thongs. Haha.
from smellyfinger :
You is sick? UNCLEAN!!! UNCLEAN!!!! There is a purple ninja that welds butter pecan dishes to hampster cages in the south. South. South. Here in the Southtown, you know that kid don't play. The civil war fanatics took over my town, now I have to call Bill Gates' hemoglobbin.
from waiting4love :
Unfortunately I had to move my diary. I hope you can come and catch up with me at my new site!! Waiting4love (previously azure-bijou)
from flann :
Because Australia has roared up the Atlantic ass-backwards, you find yourself far far far closer to Brooklyn than you would be otherwise. My door is flung open, the party has started (they all want to meet you), send word of arrival (and what you'd like to drink)....
from musicnut :
Yes, now that mono has been defeated by the monster that is me, I can work out again. Sure, people put gin in your drinks, but they only pee in mine.
from smellyfinger :
Biddily diddily boo. Rubber can't talk to you. C's are on the move. Look for it you foo.
from doctoredjnr :
But I do think that it is a bit much of you to expect me to be witty, after all I go shy when surrounded by creatures of such beauty. So if you can put up with a mumbling mess for a guest book tag partner then I would be delighted to play with you ;)
from flann :
Americans rarely use the word "lovely." Wish the word "arse" was ours.
from flann :
For all I know, everyone kept telling that fellah to put his foot up (maybe it was slightly swollen; I don't know) and he kept saying, "No. What if someone wants to sit there? I couldn't, I just couldn't." And they just kept insisting, and he asked them again: "Are you sure?" And they said, "We are sure. No one is going to want to sit in that chair." If that's how it happened, then I'm sorry about what I wrote, and if he is someone that you might run into, then please give him my kindest regards.
from flann :
The squirrel has never even seen "The Apartment" (he does not dictate my taste). Buddy Boy.
from jason75 :
is strange the way a counter adds up isnt it, scary to think so many people read what we write
from smellyfinger :
Meow meow mew. Meow meow ruff ruff grr. *wags tail at sight of Alex turing into a doggy* Ruff ruff grr ruff bark.
from poker :
oh...well at this point it seemed easier than thought, and here i am caught red handed about to set the computer on fire and it worked..... of course it had nothing to do with my inability to read simple instructions. every colour you said today was there and they were all beautiful!!!!! yes updating was less traumatic than anticipated, and no nothing fell from the sky when i did it either. yay, that will be awesome to see you tomorrow night, i look forward to it. that was a total f*ck up, writing to you from tonys email, i didnt realise this computer sends from whos is open (microsoft outlook based), thank goodness it was tame, didnt want to mention him on computer anyway. am ranting, see you soon my dear. xxxxxxxxxxxx
from manosaur :
just missed you again. i was still online when you left the last note. ah now i realized that i hadn't listed a nickname for instant messenger. i should be in there, now, as manosaur. talk to you soon.
from smellyfinger :
Huh?
from smellyfinger :
I must've clicked that button 2 times as hard as a normal person. I'm the master of the mouses.
from smellyfinger :
You shouldn't eat so many fish cause they'll eventually get you! You know, one day, you're gonna go swimming and they'll all attack you. "Look!!! It's Alex!!! The girl who eats all of our friends and family!!! Get her!!!" Then they'll eat you. But they're gonna grill you first. You be the HOD. Human of the day. Yeah, they do that in there. You see, that's why I stick to eating animals that couldn't possible kick my ass, like chicken. One big fish, like a shark, and you're done for it. If a chicken ever attacked me, I'd just kick it and the war would be over. That's it. Unless they ganged up on me. Shit, never thought of that before. Maybe I'll become a vegitarian.
from smellyfinger :
You shouldn't eat so many fish cause they'll eventually get you! You know, one day, you're gonna go swimming and they'll all attack you. "Look!!! It's Alex!!! The girl who eats all of our friends and family!!! Get her!!!" Then they'll eat you. But they're gonna grill you first. You be the HOD. Human of the day. Yeah, they do that in there. You see, that's why I stick to eating animals that couldn't possible kick my ass, like chicken. One big fish, like a shark, and you're done for it. If a chicken ever attacked me, I'd just kick it and the war would be over. That's it. Unless they ganged up on me. Shit, never thought of that before. Maybe I'll become a vegitarian.
from musicnut :
Wow, that's crazy.
from smellyfinger :
Ididn'tknowIcouldusepunctuationDon'tworryI'lldoitgoodthistimeAlexYou'llloveitYou'llseeitandsay"Ohmeohmythepageisfat"Youcan'tputthepageonadietnowcanyouNoyoucan'tTheydon'tevenmakeaweightwatcher'sdietforwebpagesThisishowIspendmytimeThisishowIspendmytimeThisishowIspendmytimeThisishowIspendmytimeCongratulationsYou'llhavethewidestpageinDiaryLandeverYoushouldbeproudthatyouaretheonethatwaschosenIchoochoochooseyouThat'srightYou'retheluckyonetorecievethealltimewidestpageYouknowwhatIsawtodaythatIwantApenguinYoudon'thaveapenguindoyouNoyoudon'tDon'tlietomeIcantellwhenyou'relyingThepenguincantellwhenyouarelyingYoudon'twannahurtit'sfeelingsdoyouIhopenotThatwouldbemean.
from smellyfinger :
YouknowwhathappenswhenItypelikethis????Youknowexactlywhathappens!!!!IstretchoutthepageandIlaughaboutit.Thenyou'llhavetodeletethenoteifyoueverwantthatslim-figurednotepageagain!!!Butyouknowwhat???It'sneverthesameagain!There'sstretchmarksandweallknowwhathappenedhere.Yeah.Wecantell.There'snowaytohideitAlex.Oh,I'mdoingthislikeapronow.I'vegotthepowertostretchit!!!Haaaa.Stretchit!!!HaaaaStretchit!!!!BuhBaby,baby!Haaa,Stretchit!!!
from cuillin :
I read one of smelly's notes where you said something like: "go harass my favourites!", so I thought that you sent smelly my way! I'm glad you did, I laughed so hard. How are you, sweetiepie? I miss you when we don't talk. You're such a part of my life! One of my best friends. You know that. I've got to package up a bunch of stuff that I've been meaning to send you for forever. I think you'll laugh. That's my intention, really. I LOVE YOU!!!! xoxoxoxoxo
from phonics :
Really? sounds interesting...when do I get the token? Mxx
from smellyfinger :
There!!! I noted all over you and your friends' diaries! Take that Bob Saget. Yeah, I went there.
from smellyfinger :
PET FOOD!!!! Is this what you want???? Me to tell you things like FIREWOOD??!?!?! Yeah, I knew it! You like to take VITAMINS and then feel all HEALTHY! Grapes.
from shed :
hello hello? tell me you're there....
from cuillin :
your guestbook is an asshole! It said "Oops, you can't sign again this fast!" Well, what if I forgot something, fuckerguestbook? Wooo, what a mouth (fingers) on me! I WAS GOING TO SAY: "your VERY belated bday presents and Xmas presents are going to arrive soon at the same time. Beware." xoxoxoxoxo
from phonics :
I noticed you in my stats so knew you had updated and were going to sign me, thought it'll be nice to have a little sync seeing as how the rest of everything is either parallel or the opposite - is there a difference? I'm not unhappy. Mxx
from bedperson :
there's a manly moustaches fight waging in smellys notes for you oh ye damsel...
from smellyfinger :
Couch sounds fun. We can play pirates!!! Everyone on the ship before the sharks get ye!!! I get to be the one eyed gimp!!!
from doctoredjnr :
Well can you trust them not to steal your furniture? Why not come on over here and hang around in my bed instead? I got iccream and the BBC.
from doctoredjnr :
*pouts* you're forgiven but I think we should kick the other two out *takes a mint* thank you
from doctoredjnr :
Pffffft you won't be kissing these nuts for a long time mark my words little lady. And no I don't want one of your mints.
from doctoredjnr :
*Doubles over in pain* OUCH MOTHER FUCKER, what the fuck is your problem woman ;) All I wnated was to go make out in those bushes over there *points to my left* and you do that! remind me to find some one else next time!
from smellyfinger :
Natives???? Hahahah. Fire???? Hahaha. Toes??? Hahaha 23???? How was that? I have a dream!!! One day white little chickens will play with black litte chickens and it'll be interacial meat.
from bedperson :
me tired slappy. goodnight.
from smellyfinger :
I think that there's 2 squirrels outside my window that just made fuzzy luv. They're sitting next to each other on a tree branch, scratching themselves, and each other. I never saw a squirrel's penis. Can we make a fire while we sit on the couch?
from phonics :
happens with all guestbooks. same IP can't post too quickly :( Mxx
from musicnut :
What kind of music videos? If they're rock, I can watch forever. You'll find me on the couch the rest of my life. And what rude things??? Like do you mean eating oranges and apples? Interupting each other during conversation? Telling the penguins on the couch to go back to Antarctica? You're probably right about the nut thing. I don't really appreciate them, I fear them. I fear that they'll one day swell and I'll have to have them removed. I try not to get the swimmers all over my bedding. Are you sick??? I sleep there!!!! Haha.
from smellyfinger :
Birds!!! Ha!!! What would they know? Nothing. That's right Alex!!!! Nothing. White dots attract lizards, wizards, and rabbits. The birds have rejected your call of the white dot, now you must send them all into the ocean of happiness.
from dianabee :
omg... if you put a date on having a child you might end up settling. just let things happen as they normally would. i think people get scared that they'll never get married or have kids, so they rush into doing it with the wrong person, and then BAM- the divorce rate in America is 80%. be careful. i'm from a split home and it sucked butt.
from bedperson :
(cont.) ...and i start up the getaway deer and smelly jumps on and we go to the hideout to hide and luckily i've brought a spare front door with me otherwise we'd have been locked out and kissing on the streets for nickels.
from smellyfinger :
To my left is 2 guys wearing antlers. I punch them in the nuts and run like hell. Kiss Kiss. They kiss each other and strip for nickels.
from bedperson :
goodnight.
from behaimah :
Well i finally made it to your webpage. All can say is beware of drunk men rambling through cake shops. They can cause things to catch in your eyelids.
from bedperson :
damn. kept missing you. i love "hello?"'s, its like we've been walking around in a dark mansion for the day and calling out to each other. take care slappy.
from smellyfinger :
.segassem sdrawkcab nopu nworf osla I
from natasha5 :
"punch me harder" is the name of a supechunk song. meow?
from smellyfinger :
Perhaps I haven't discussed this with you, but...... I DO NOT AND WILL NOT TOLERATE THE SAME NOTE BEING LEFT TWICE!!!! I WILL GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS SICK, SICK, JOKE. You will be severely punished for this one Alex. Yes indeed.
from bedperson :
wife beater singlets are HOT!!!
from bedperson :
Thank you slap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
from bedperson :
i have m@m dispensing toes too. i call my toes pea's because they look so cute sometimes. slappy, i wish i could clone your smallest toe hundreds of times put them into little green pods.
from smellyfinger :
I know why she looks like she does because you can tell with out looking when she's looking like herself up the stairs you have to run to the hockey net and then you're home free.
from bedperson :
i like jelly
from laurenrocks :
i have smelly feet. its from never wearing socks with my shoes, so even when i do wear socks, my shoes are already stinky. i have funky feet.
from chiv :
how did i end up the one being cheered-up? hehe. you so nice. ..if a little silly. woo, go you. thank you. i do believe the kettle calls..
from chiv :
whew =)
from chiv :
hi again. proper apology now (sorry!), didn't mean to offend or anything, was just being light-hearted, you know me...har h..a..yea, shush. alright, toodles (hug (if you don't mind)).
from smellyfinger :
Iwillstretchoutthispageevenmorethanitalreadyisstretchedoutfromme.Ha.It'lllooksostupidandeveryonewilllaughatyou.Thenthey'llcallyouAlextheanaconda.
from bedperson :
hello there lovely... when are you going to buff your nails and squash my pimples. GODDAMMIT.
from smellyfinger :
Hey Alex, how are you? Alex? Hey! DAMN IT STOP WRITING SHIT ON YOUR HAND AND LOOK AT ME WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU!!! That's better. I have something very important to tell you. So here it is: the chinese are from China.
from smellyfinger :
Yes, yes, and no. Say CHEESE WIZARD!!!! I love the pictures, but no naked ones?!?!?! That's ok, I'll print them and draw some pee pees and wee wees. It'll be good fun. I have a dog. It has a...... i forget. Ummm. Nummm. Phantoooo!
from smellyfinger :
Hmmmmm. Yeah. Hmmmmmm. Uhhh. Hmmmmm. You have the power to build a tower that can only sour with time.
from smellyfinger :
Ha, that last person called you a hoe. KFC is a chicken place. Cock, tail, cock, tail.... fruit!
from doctoredjnr :
I missed you too. Hoe did it go?
from smellyfinger :
Ha! YOU! You're the reason they think I'm a Miss! It's kinda cool though. It protects my identity on so many levels. Hey, you think if you put a goffer's paws on there, they'd think I was a goffer? I can live in your pocket?!?! Is it warm there? Can I sleep there? I could purr all day in there like a kitty.
from smellyfinger :
Hardy har hard-on. Dun na na na. Na na. Nummy nummy noo. Fix that can you.
from soapboxdiner :
happy happy BIRTHDAY... to you. Happy birtthhhhh day to you. Haaaaappppyyyy birth DAYYYY, Dear Alex. Happy birthdayyyyy, to youuuuuuu. And that, is a really rawkous SBD singing to you. Loudly, but blissfully on key. Happy birthday, baby!
from gingerxbread :
yes. happy birthday ♥♥
from smellyfinger :
Happy Birthday Happy Birthday Happy Birthday. Happy Birthday Happy Birthday Happy Birthday. Happy Birthday Happy Birthday Happy Birthday. Happy Earthday Happy Birthday Happy Birthday Happy Birthday. Slappy.
from doctoredjnr :
Yes the notes page is like the forgotten relative of the guestbook. Or something like that. I see your notes are just as busy as your book though.
from smellyfinger :
Gosh goshy god god. God gosh goddy goshidy gosh gosh. Goshy gosh gosh gosh god. Big bums? Like homeless giants?
from smellyfinger :
the goffer hit paydirt.
from smellyfinger :
thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyoufuckyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou
from smellyfinger :
You would like the sausages wouldn't you???? Yeah, that's right, I call it like it is. I have a purple nurple from my pet crab.
from smellyfinger :
There's this squirrel, he lives under my bed. He beats my bottom everytime I say "Whatchu talkin' 'bout Willis". So instead I say "take me to the bathroom" everytime I have a question for him.
from smellyfinger :
I believe its condom-mints. Hohoho. Merry Fishmas!!!! I may make the same mistake you did someday, then I'll be unmasked. Then I'll cry like a little fat girl with no cake.
from smellyfinger :
I want to know all that you know about chickens. Do they like to swim? Can they form gangs? I've never pulled a leg. Is that like pulling chicken through a field attached to a plow? CHICKENS!!!!!
from smellyfinger :
Chickens Chickens Chickens Chickens Chickens Chickens Chickens Chickens Chickens Chickens Chickens Chickens Chickens Chickens Chickens
from smellyfinger :
Chickens Chickens Chickens Chickens Chickens Chickens Chickens Chickens Chickens Chickens Chickens Chickens Chickens Chickens Chickens
from smellyfinger :
I do love it. I love it when you tell me stories about chickens. Please, tell me, what color of ribbon did the chickens prefer. Now tell me a story about how you used to run wild with the cantelopes in the grazing field.
from smellyfinger :
OH GOD!!!!! ALEX!!!!! The chickens got into the gravy!!!! They got it all!! What are we gonna do????
from smellyfinger :
I have this dream. In this dream, I can fly. Instead of flying, all I do is sit around drinking beer. Who wants to fly anyway? Try the Peopleperson Pie.
from smellyfinger :
You listen to Faith No More. You da man!! You da man!!!! Slap me hand!!!! Slap me can!!!!
from smellyfinger :
Wombats are the devil. They took my Virginity away from me. She was just 3 yrs. old.
from smellyfinger :
Wombats are the devil. They took my Virginity away from me. She was just 3 yrs. old.
from smellyfinger :
Feetsies and footesies are for the hermit crabs to decide whether or not to go through with the plan.
from scanzilla :
I'm glad you liked it. :) I will have to do one on the Young Guns right after Halloween, I love that movie too.
from smellyfinger :
Stop using your Australian slang. I mean, what the hell is "work"? You people are weird. Hey, since you'r from there, I bet you know Silverchair and AC-DC. What are they like? Do you like "hang" with them? I remember in grade school I used to have to sing a song in Music class. It was called "Waltzing Matilda" or something like that. I used to sing "Waltzing My Dildo." Did you write that song? Ok, I'm serious when I ask this: What do you mean when you say I'm a terror? I'm done now. Hoohaha.
from smellyfinger :
Peanut butter comes from the PB falls of the Iranian Jungle.
from smellyfinger :
You won't be eating peanuts, just peanut butter. Jeez, don't they teach you anything at the Walmart Super Sale?
from smellyfinger :
Spread the peanut butter on your head, I'll be home after 6.
from halfdevoured :
Hi, Alex! Just wondering if you'll join us and put up the new code. Also, are you still going to join Sarah's worship ring? You're in the queue still. I sent Sarah the code to join your ring as well. Put your worship ring up!
from soapboxdiner :
But but, darling, why do you miss me? I am still here, soapboxdiner.diaryland.com. Same as always. Come back to meeeeeee.
from erato :
it's sad, but true. if you want to get the facts, you have to resort to the foreign press. american media has lost its spine.
from slapmeharder :
and....for a moment there....my notebook was so busy....ahh sigh....
from cuillin :
hey sweetiechickadee, is your book working yet? I don't know what's going on with that signmyguestbook place. Mine seems to work, others don't. 'Not his fault for once' -- 'course not, he busts his ass keeping this place up. i just figured he may know something about the situation is all.....as usual, i nodded to everything you said in your latest entry...wish you were here/wish i was there. your drunken emails made me laugh. I was telling Stephen that when I moved here for the first time (i fled) when I was 15, I got extremely drunk one night, burst into my sister's room with 4 cats slung over my shoulders and dropped them on top of her head one at a time, sing-songing: "1 kitty 2 kitty 3 kitty 4!" and ran. Of course I heard the usual "Goddammit, Sarah!" through the door. xoxoxoxoloveyoumuchmuch! (i'm putting this in your book, too. in case it works. don't ask me why. i am definitely in a fog today. yes, indeed i am. because i just wrote 'dog' instead of fog.)
from phonics :
Read the news page re: the guestbooks :) Not his fault for once Mxx
from doctoredjnr :
I can't get to the guestbooks either, maybe later when/if you do call, they'll work.
from jasper76 :
STUPID STUPID STUPID GUESTBOOKS!! geez your notes page is hu-mong-go! Three things i have learnt about arguing - we always want to be right so that the other person is wrong, we always try to justify ourselves so that the other persons feelings are invalidated and we are always trying to either dominate or avoid the domination. So when arguing don't be rightous or condesending, don't justify your feelings or actions and remeber that both parties can be right at the same time.
from cuillin :
you know what i did? i LEFT THIS MESSAGE TO MYSELF. This only proves what I meant to send to YOU: i bothered andrew to death tonight with the most stupid of things, and he still answered in like 5 minutes. i am The Pest. the html challenged Pest. Someone oughta smack me. Slap me harder! I'll go make the tarts for you, a tart making tarts, you stay in and stay in your snuggly bed. xoxoxoloveyou
from cuillin :
ugh, sweetie, maybe you should email andrew and just see what's up...I don't know, I may be the only one with a working guestbook. Still, my computer fucks up every second and I'm about to toss the whole thing onto the front yard. WoooooEEeeeeee! I miss you! My emails used to be more, um...alive. red backed spiders or not, i've got to move where it's wild and nuts, like we planned what seems like ages ago....xoxoxoxoxloveyouloveyou read your gbook when you can, i left you a message this morning...
from jenne1017 :
golden rays of darkness slice through the white paper
from mxdoll-parts :
yes, quite newish. at the library...bunch of giggler beside me. ugh.
from doctoredjnr :
I didn't have to go just then, i had to go, but I was going to stretch it out. And then maybe an hour to two after telling you I had to go I would have gone. Sorry.
from phonics :
sure, I'd love a postcard :) Mxx
from phonics :
why? why would you think that? I like ladies only ;) Mxx
from hapithoughts :
field ones? huh? .... :|
from hapithoughts :
right, you mean the ones of him just out of the shower, right? heheh.... *wonders*... umm... hi!
from hapithoughts :
duuuude... michael web cams with you? :) he is perfect, is he not? EXCEPT HE FUCKING LOCKED HIS DIARY AND I DONT HAVE MSN AT WORK AND EVEN IF I DID HE PROBABLY WOUDLNT BE ON AND HE DIDNT WARN ME AND NOW I AM FREAKING OUT. oh, and i just coughed and that gave me a headache. ow. hehehe...
from scarydoll :
wondering what the picture is of...
from poker :
yay, i finally got here!!!! how was your mag man i didnt even ask???? where's the beef monte!! thankyou for a taste of your turkey.
from thisisamess :
thank you .so. much.
from erato :
You are welcome to come out to Waikiki, though I don't have a lawn. I have beach, though. And we can surf naked.
from jasper76 :
and just what would this guy think if he heard me speak! LOL!! HA HA HA HA HA Thank you for posting the photo, it was good to see your face, you always have that "glint" in your eye" seeing you there made me feel happy.
from eebee :
Don't listen to other people. Accents rock.
from jasper76 :
oh my, I cannot belive you ACTUALLY posted that photo!!
from camdenite :
hey. I flat with your cousin...
from jasper76 :
oh my god, oh my god its a cow, a big cow with kinky boots and a cool hat and oh my god oh my god ITS A COW
from mxdoll-parts :
LOL. in grade 7 I was chatting with some kid I thought was 12, he sent me a photo of 'himself'...it was like a 50 year old pakistan dude grabbing his crotch.
from scarydoll :
hey, i like yours better... no fair... okay, i will shutup now... ;)
from scarydoll :
hey alex- i like the layout... looks familiar? j/k you know i still lub u!
from lostnfallen :
i wanna work where you work!!!! *drools* and i hope you feel better soon girl! *hugz*
from scarydoll :
hey there-- still love ur diary... & not that u prolly care but u got me on ur buddy list all spelled WrOnG...
from doctoredjnr :
I slept very well when I finally fell asleep thank you. I had the most fucked up dream though. Weird yet so real and the first one I have had in awhile from the first person. My nickname? Stupid story behind that, I was looking for a new name to use on IRC, some how I came up with the name, doctored, by design diary tag line explains that one, it was taken so I ended up taking doctoredjnr.
from doctoredjnr :
My god your note page is almost as busy as your guestbook, more so they're all different sexes (bloody Ginsberg). Alex dear, I am bored, it's 11:15 pm and since you fucked up my sleeping habits there is not use going to bed just yet. I hope it was a wonderful concert.
from zerom3ph :
heh.
from terpsichore :
wait i don't have notes. okay guestbook me. there we go.
from terpsichore :
note me if you covet the password :) -hug-
from lostnfallen :
Hey take your time. I aint going anywhere.. well not yet anyway *l* Hope you are doing oks cuz i havent talked to you for a bit. *hugz*
from lostnfallen :
hey sweetie *tight tight huggerz* i just read your entry, i had no idea... i hope you are doing ok.
from eebee :
I'm very sorry about your grandmother. I know what it is to lose someone that you love dearly.
from eebee :
I'm sorry I didn't respond sooner; thank you for signing my notes. I appreciate the input.
from furpatroller :
I found you though M/Lamentia's guestbook. Now I read...
from lostnfallen :
that would be much appreciated *s* i think it would help alot to hear your story, because as it is i feel like no one can really relate to what it is like besides you..*hugz* thanks in advance ok
from lostnfallen :
really? what happened.. if you dont mind me asking.. with you?? I just dont know what exactly about all of this, what is goin on between the three of us, that irks me and is making me feel so blah about it. Apart of me says, I want to move on... but another says, maybe I cant. I dont know, this probably at all doesnt make sense.
from lostnfallen :
oh i love the pics! and it looks like you could have heaps of fun redecorating that studio! (lucky you!) *g*
from lostnfallen :
I really do appreciate the advice... hell knows i need it about now, but K wants to pay for the flight (the whole reason why i would rather him fly here instead) and isnt that in a way some kind of committment, although he says it isnt? *sigh* i just wish i could read ppl's minds *l* would be a hell of alot easier.... and i really cant wait to see some more pics! what are they off anyway?? (i bet your going to tell me that i have to wait and see huh) hehe.. thanks 'gain *big hugz* take care
from lostnfallen :
you are so damn lucky!! to have a studio.. to have that kind of view from your studio *dreamy sigh* and yes.. put more pics here! *nod nod nod*
from lostnfallen :
*s* i dont think i could of said it better myself, you definately have a way with your words. .. i am glad that i have ppl out there that understand
from arzoah :
hehe.. thats an idea.. but god i would feel soo guility as things like that niggle at the back of my mind and i then feel obligated to make up for it *l* i am too much of a wimp, maybe ill just call and say my son is sick *l*... well it could be true? heh heh
from arzoah :
thankyou. probably because i am always in la la land and that is why the layout fits, hehehe. and i know what your mean. men are a strange species and i dont think any female understands them, but hey, they say the same about us too, hehe.
from lostnfallen :
hehe, evil hehe, i am evil.. hehe *g* what is it with ppl finding diaries lately. i havent had the trouble online myself but a few of my ex's (they were bf's at the time) read my written journals. They sure regretted that endevour, heh heh. Hope it all works out with you *hug* Hang in there!
from toaster-ptc :
gonna leave me the password?
from livingwreck :
I agree. Some people are totally fucked up. I hope things are okay.
from rageofangelz :
btw, why am i funny? i haven't done anythings.
from rageofangelz :
whats the meaning of this? you can't lock me out. i wont have it!!
from slapmeharder :
diary temporary locked due to possible infiltration from the not so nice people in my neighbourhood....
from moonshine76 :
*knocks on door of diary* can you give me a password? I'm grooving to your diary and wanted to go through your archives. Please???? let me in!!!! *kicks door*. hit me up on AIM. :)
from livingwreck :
Any chance of gaining entry to your..er..diary? ..I go to read one of my all time favourites and......nothing....Thanks heaps for your comments in my gbook...A few things I wanted to say. If a guy doesn't reciprocate, fuck him off. It's disgraceful. And even worse that he doesn't even care how you're doing, in bed or out....As I said, we did have quickies, but I'm afraid a 3 minute wonder, although very enjoyable, is just too quick. (There were many times where I just couldn't, or didn't want to control myself.) Don't get me wrong, I love them as much as anybody but I also enjoy variety (don't we all). Surely you want to prolong the ecstacy. Call me naive but I thought it would be much better if you came more than once, or none at all for that matter. And it's not like she didn't know she turned me on. Far from it. Not only did I tell her heaps but she knew when I was close to the many points of no return - it's not something I can hide. lol... Oh, and free blow jobs? Where exactly do I get them?...Joking...
from lostnfallen :
Awwwww...:) I would call you sweet and all that but im not fooled!! I know you have evil tendencies!!! You even admitted them yourself, hehehe *l* But its all good. I am half evil myself, muhahaha.........*sigh* Yeah ok. I need to stop typing *l*
from lostnfallen :
Guess what I got??!!?? I got two packets (yes that's TWO packets) of chocolate fudge from the show! Woot! Even more addictive then mint slices but they are both my fav so I cant decide which I like best so Ill pig out on both, tehehehehe. And why am I a gem?? *sigh* I am just too tired to figure stuff out haha. My friday nite shall consist of going to bed EARLY! *lol*
from lostnfallen :
Oh you are too cruel! *sniffles* I want to live above a place that has chocolates!! and guess what I am going to have to do tomorrow after you mentioned the two magic words (mint slice) go and get some! I have cravings!!!
from lostnfallen :
Are those the mint slices as in the chocolate variety kind? If so... Mmmmmm...If not.. then still Mmmm cause now I want chocolate!!! ahhh!!! hehehe *g*
from cuillin :
I love Mr. Penguin! Is that you with him in your shirt pocket?
from cuillin :
Sweet, sweet girl, your words mean so much to me. (I printed out your 4 page birthday letter and will keep it always.) Part of you shines through me as well, and I think of you so often...hoping that you are smiling, that you are happy, that life is treating you like the beautiful girl that you are. The light inside of you shines so brightly that I can feel its warmth all the way across the world. Thank you for just being you: so caring, so wise, so enigmatic. You have quickly become such a dear, dear friend to me; I am more grateful for you than you know. Your words (both in your diary and the ones written to me) will always stay with me -- a truly wonderful thing. They chase the ache away; they fill that void with your sunshine.
from cuillin :
First of all, thank you for downloading my songs...for leaving me such kind messages when you're going through so much. I don't know if the "harmless obsession" bit was written about your boyfriend's problem, but if it was: it's not 'harmless', because it is obviously harming you and your relationship. I'm in no position to give advice, as you know...but it makes me ache inside to think that he is ignoring someone as beautiful as you to spend hours staring at unrealistic women on a monitor. Maybe it would be 'harmless' if your relationship were going well, but if he's becoming disinterested in you and favoring his computer instead, well, that's harmful. My advice would be to get rid of him and go to someone who will treat you like the wonderful person that you are, but I know all too well that that is easier said than done. I wish so much that you did not feel so alone. Loneliness is a killer. It probably doesn't help much, but I know how deep your pain runs and I am thinking of you, wishing that this situation would resolve itself -- though I'm not so sure that it will. You need out, you need RESPECT...and again, so much easier said than done, right? I'll be thinking of you and hoping for you, sweetheart -- Sarah
from lostnfallen :
Hey its all good! Harmless obsessions I think are neat and depending on what they are, can be quite cute, tehehe.
from lostnfallen :
I couldnt agree more. Though I lack snow here. I guess the curb will have to do, haha. I am so mean!
from cuillin :
you're so cool, thank you for those great birthday lyrics! And look, i'm monopolizing your notes page! -- Love, Sarah
from cuillin :
Oh, how have I pointed you in the right direction? You're welcome for whatever I've done, Alexandra Elizabeth...(can you tell that I'll be an obsessive reader of your writing from today on?)
from cuillin :
god, I know so well that skyward fist shaking, the scream of "What next, motherfuckers!!!" And I gathered from reading you that you really understood that, too. It's comforting. I really loved Seedpod and all of the writings on it, it's very beautiful. If you're interested, there's some fiction that I had published here: http://www.sundress.net/stirring/archives/v3/e7/index.html awhile back...just click on the title...also a poem that was in the May 02 edition, I think...a lousy poem, at that. Thanks for finding me, Alexandra, you've given me a great diary to read, and thank you for reading so much of me...
from cuillin :
Every time I leave a message in a gbook, this dumb computer crashes...so here's a note! I've read a bunch of your entries (I didn't want to wait until later tonight) and I now know what you meant when you wrote to me that you couldn't find the words...because the more I read of your diary, the more I felt a certain bond with you...I feel that we're quite a bit alike.
from blackweb :
Hiya, diary is now unlocked, probably call tomorrow, have to go get my plane. Love ya
from blackweb :
do I really give you looks like you´re crapping on? I dont mean to, I find everything you say really interesting, and no thats not sarcasm, just looking at you fidgeting with your hair makes me feel at home.
from cream :
I HAVE updated it now... damn html links... I must have edited it about 6 times till they came right, but the last one didn't so I gave up! *sigh*
from blackweb :
thankyou so much for what you have done with my diary. it looks great. I love it. Your the best, Im gonna call you in the next couple of days. I slept all day today. unfortunately Im beginning to wonder if I´ll be able to stick this out- Iain already getting on my nerves after one day, but I can hack it. Love him, but god he´s annoying. Talk to you soon.
from blackweb :
Hey Al, Im in Helsinki, i ll call you tomorrow. Im kinda worried about this DM thing, wondering why you dont want to type it probably nothing.talk to you soon
from blackweb :
Hiya, Im in Amsterdam just now, waiting for my connecting flight to Helsinki. WOW, you saw DM and he talked about me. Send me an email with your number and I will call you in the next few days, not just because of DM but because I love ya and miss ya. Im sending you my password too.
from blackweb :
I like the colours I have, black & red but I think that the layout sucks. Im sorry I havent replied to you, I have had stuff going on and I feel like writing you something big instead of just a few lines. I guess the new motto of not saving stuff up is not quite working! I suck!
from asteroidbelt :
yay built to spill!
from angel-23 :
just read the notes below... i thought i was the only person left in the world who said "how's tricks?" heh.
from angel-23 :
I hide in plain sight... noone ever looks there :p Outta curiosity, how'd you find me... didn't think anyone read my inane lil ramblings :p
from blackweb :
Al, are you still working on fixing my page? A few years ago I sat at home with the Flu and a "Teach yourself HTML" book and learnt it, but I cant remember any of it! And my site looks kinda naff. Any help would be appreciated.Love ya
from blackweb :
Hey Slappy, haha, hows tricks? Im having another study break at nearly 10am Sat morning. What this means is I probably wont start studying until noon! I used to be so good, but now Im just self indulgent. We are both list people, I ve got a list in my head for everything most of which does not get done. But dont fret at least we have something in there, which is more than we could say for some people
from slapmeharder :
JOEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!xxxalex
from blackweb :
Hiya, Wow you got to hang out with baby Evan! You're so lucky. I know how you feel about the Steve thing- see that my point about coming home. By the way, Ive been demoted, Ive put it in my diary so I wont explain here- hope you are ok-
from lostnfallen :
Yeah [laugh] It is a small country and it appears you live where some of my relatives are [laughs] I havent had time to read much of your diary yet. I am having a hard time concentrating on anything these days but thanx for note. Be well.
from lostnfallen :
[laugh] sorry if that sounded rude or anything but it kinda freaked me out thinking i actually knew you and that. And thanx btw, its nice to know some ppl enjoy my daily drivel
from lostnfallen :
hmmm, ok. I read your note and i am just wondering.... who the hell are you??? if i know you that is..[puzzled look]
from firechild :
That's funny- Me-tall & blond! : ) Zak towers over me, but it's ok...short people set the pace of the world! Who would I take? Well, where would I be going? Could I come visit? Would other people be able to visit me wherever I ended up? Assuming I could still see the people I left behind at some point, I would probably take Lucy, my cousin, David, her husband, and PJ, my brother. Of course, Vinny has to come by default because he is too young to take care of himself, and I do not think that Lucy would abandon her 3 month old son. And I would probably find some way to weasle my mother in...perhaps I could claim that she is Vin's babysitter or a doctor or something.
from firechild :
What? Do you mean what I look like? Ok, well. I'm a whopping 5'2," with long medium brown hair (straight). I have large hazelish eyes, with gray on the outside-they look brown from a distance, olive skin tone, hour-glass figure...my tongue and belly button are pierced, and I have a tatoo on my left shoulder blade. I don't dye my hair or paint my fingernails, but my toenails like to be every shade of the rainbow. I like comfortable clothes and hate shoes...if I have to wear shoes, I try to wear sandals. Um...anything else?
from firechild :
Hmmm...I would have to say fly. I dream about flying sometimes, and I can't remember ever dreaming about being underwater. Besides, think of all of the things you could do and see without having to lug around extra equipment just to see where you are going like you would have to if you happened to live deep in the ocean.
from erato :
see, this is one of the reasons that i have to get to the iss. why stop with world domination when you can take the whole universe?
from erato :
oh, your last entry. it brings things to mind that i haven't visited in quite a while. strange, although now i feel as though i know you more than before.
from sadeyes85 :
wow..thanx for the note. pardon the corniess..but i'm feelin seriously inspired now..yeh..why should i wait for ppl..i'll do what i want..i'm sure there will be some shy..quiet..lonely person that i can relate 2.. i'm so happy you sent me that note..i'm feeling tons better now.
from shaskashado :
Your diary works for me now! Rock!
from chiv :
do i see the faraway tree under movies? is that an enid thing? why haven't i seen it? damn.
from comestomind :
thanks!
from slapmeharder :
blah blah blah
from shaskashado :
Yeah I listed you in my favorites so i can't keep checking if it works...but alas...it still just shows up as a blank white page.
from slapmeharder :
interesting.....shaskashado lists me as a favourite (bless) but can't read my diary...hmmm....some people are easily please...hee
from shaskashado :
Hey thanks for signing my guestbook. I've tried to read your diary but it always shows up as just a blank white page. Weird.
from bruisedbean :
yay!! "wicked"'s a kickass word..."kool" or "wonderful" are just duller...it's also kool how you can call australia "oz". canada..."can"...jus not the same =\
from chiv :
ah..um..never mind then =) i couldn't remember anyway.
from ripetomato :
Ack. I forgot links go all screwy in notes. Nevermind .. copy & paste this: http://cac.psu.edu/~j5j/test/ipipneo1.htm
from ripetomato :
That test thingy chiv did can be found here.
from eight-9-3 :
Creamy Soda (or as a pommy friend of mine calls it 'Creaming Soda') hey? It was my drink of choice when I was a youngster. I remember back to the not so distant past of my primary school days when you were able to get super compact 260ml sized cans of Marchant's Creamy Soda with your lunch-orders (and no, not those lame new age embrace the healthy lifestyle while eating processed cheddar cheese tubes, munch n' crunch ones that your parents ordered for you, that invariably always had a stick of celery, carrot and a midget sized serve of milk in them). You'd get that can of pop and roll it up and down concrete pathways at recess, until it was taught, and on the verge of exploding. Oooohh the happy-happy-joy-joy face that could be seen in the mirror when you eventually pulled the tab and the liquid sugar shot out in a very phallic metaphor for repressed teen-male sexual angst in a state of snooze .... only to be replaced with sadness once the euphoric feeling wore off, and you realised that ninety percent of your beverage had just disappeared in a fizzy few seconds of bliss. I much prefer Pepsi Max these days. ...By the way, you're right, yesterday was a beautiful day. I know this because I heard Bono sing about it on the radio (and don't ask me what I was doing listening to Triple M). P.S. I do have quite a few mates, but unfortunately I can't commit to a self help course of 100% positive reinforcement by telling you that they 'all' want to fuck you. You see, I'd be guessing, and probably about 15-20% wrong, but if you like, you can forward me a classy 'Picture's Home Girls' glamour type of photo (with or without your ankles behind your ears) that I could circulate amongst them, and provide you with feedback.
from comestomind :
thanks for signing my notes it is always nice to here from people to get you through that day
from cream :
despite the name being eerily like mine I promise it wasn't me!! :)
from bruisedbean :
sleep...sounds good. I haven't not had a "falling into a pit" dream in awhile =\ feelin very proud, finally changed my layout hehe. buh bye
from bruisedbean :
woohoo! Im "ultra cool cool cool". lol ah don't matter how many people read your writing, jus who reads it.
from bruisedbean :
hey, mmmm nice effort tryin to make me think I'm good with words hehe;) hmm, "getting drunk" and "thinking too much" -- two things I have yet to experience lol.
from terpsichore :
jesus christ. copycat :) your entry moved me to forget my sunburn and remember my shitty relationship. that takes a lot. i hate saying this (big dland cliche) but i can really, really relate to your last entry. scary.

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