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I visited... it's a long story, naturally. I might explain in an entry Behind the Candoor sometime this week (though as you see I am logging in with the first account at the moment), but know this. I miss you. Hope you are still rockin' smashin' and lovin' to your heart's content.

from samcorday :

you're back......once a year is the record is it? :D

from dangerspouse :

HA! There must be one factory in the world that extrudes Bosses from one standard template.

from samcorday :

ahhh......finally.....here's a late merry christmas to u :)

from blujeans-uk :

The silence isn't a No, btw. I'm just gearing myself up :-)

from shotsofvodka :

username: like pw: omg

from samcorday :

should i start looking for your face on milk cartons yet? Where are u dude?

from dinosaurorgy :

Hey -- I am now at astrosnatch.livejournal.com!

from blujeans-uk :

Ah, a hug from a hairy rocker, I feel right at home! Thank you very much!

from sunstargirl :

did you read my story about the language of British? Apparently, you speak it.

from blujeans-uk :

LoL! You know, that thought never even registered in my head when I read her note...

from blujeans-uk :

Yeah I did, wasn't impressed either! Although mine didn't taste of cocoa at all, more like tomato ketchup. Maybe someone knocked the bag of cocoa powder over into your batch by mistake...

from sunstargirl :

I was kidding! :)

from sunstargirl :

hahaha! I thought that might get your attention. :P And about the blur, no need to be mean about it. We can't all be a genius know-it-all like you, Smashy-poo. xoxo

from sunstargirl :

ah, so that's where you get your drinking habits from! Well, I didn't make the bread. I'm not sure if any stores around here even sell soda bread. I think I might have to go to a specialty bakery for something like that. But anyway, I've never really been found of it. I like sourdough better.

from stevedabear :

lol, it's cool to watch but i don't think my little 1.5 diesel peugeot 106 would take that much punishment. Would love to take a powerful car out like that in a large open space!

from moonfaeryy :

you never give shitty advice! :)

from annanotbob :

Hello darling hope all well check out video on last but one - I think you'll like it big hugs xxx

from blujeans-uk :

Because I didn't really know what else to do. I was good at everything at school and medicine was something I knew I'd be able to do and it almost guaranteed a job at the end of the training. There was a bit of wanting to do something meaningful with my life but really, it was just a 'yeah, I'll give that a go' kind of thing.

from strawberrri :

happy new year! yeah i did get your email ta but been manically busy, you know how it is ;) today i am driving about three tons of stuff down to london so a fun day ahead. or not. have a good weekend :) xx

from minstrelite :

Hey Smash - thanks for your message. Merry Christmas to you too! Hope you're doin' good.

from idiot-milk :

Yeah, to be honest, I'm feeling a bit of the whole "Yes I have a job, but is it really the job I want?" feeling, too, which may or may not pass depending on how the dust settles after the re-org. We'll see. As for Billy Ocean, he is responsible for the much hated "Caribbean Queen," a crime for which there is no punishment too severe. Just typing out the name of the song makes me want to drive to his house and beat him to death with his own stupid leg.

from blujeans-uk :

*knock knock* will you let me in?

from strawberrri :

maybe i should incorporate crappy 90s lyrics into my every entry until you respond to the email i sent many moons ago ;) xxx

from blujeans-uk :

Yep it was my birthday yesterday (although, I realise that since you don't get dates on notes that statement is pretty much useless!) :-P

from sunstargirl :

sure I have a lawyer... it's called the phonebook! hahaha. regarding the fish-woman thing, I think the question is a test of how well socialized a person is. If you choose human head, then you are pretty well socialized because you value a "relationship" with an actual person, not just a hot body. By relationship I don't mean you necessarily want monogamy or commitment, but you do require your lover (even a one night stand) to be intellectually stimulating - or, in other words, part of what turns you on about sex is when a partner is humanized in your mind. If you chose the fish-head, it would mean that you're not very well socialized because you don't even care if what you're fucking looks human, just as long as you're getting off. Intellectual stimulation, or the humanization of your partner, is not a requirement for sexual gratification. and that is my analysis. :)

from blujeans-uk :

Smashy, the thing you have to remember is that not every patient is a hot 20-year old with a brazilian and juice as fresh as a lily. Plus you have to be nice to all of them.

from sunstargirl :

Okay Mr Whiny-pants, I'll try to cook something funny up just for you. :)

from sunstargirl :

hey! I thought my previous entry was pretty damn funny!

from blujeans-uk :

I intend it to be containable evil which gives added protection under Section 75 of the consumer credit act when making purchases worth over �100... (as in, someone cocks up, credit card company is legally obliged to refund you...)

from blujeans-uk :

Heh, tis a small world indeed.

from annanotbob :

Well I hope all is well with you, oh great northern hugger. Love and xxx and get your skinny arse down to this south coast sometiime SOON!

from beagle47 :

fucker, you have brought me great joy. i thank you and wish you my best. *woof!*

from dinosaurorgy :

Some sort of privacy invasion come up, my friend?

from im-trouble26 :

NOOOOOOOOOO! COME BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!!!!

from stevedabear :

Hi, thanks for the comment. I'm rarely angry but when i am, i make sure i'm properly angry. Regards Steve

from janedoe0 :

WHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF? Dude, where are you?

from vickithecute :

Dude. WTF???

from scotvalkyrie :

Where ya goin', Red Ryder?

from blujeans-uk :

Are you coming back?

from blujeans-uk :

Everybody gots to live somewhere... I live in what used to be a ladies' bathroom, actually...

from strawberrri :

everyday i open up my eternally empty inbox and shed a little tear. hehehe xxx

from blujeans-uk :

Haven't really been paying them that much attention these days. There's one at aintree that has pics of a load of bacteria on it. For some reason people are always taking pictures of it.

from blujeans-uk :

Yep, that's what they said. Was just any other tuesday for everyone else though... Not a great start to my first day. Did you have to get the train as well?

from sunstargirl :

miss your sassy mouth around here. Hope you're doing well and not working too hard!

from blujeans-uk :

You must work not too far from where I live then. Incidentally, how did you come across my diary?

from kellbelle :

LMAO I just read your description of me...er.. my diary.. er whatever and spit Diet Coke all over the place!! LOL Thank you for your comment the other day. You are wise beyond your years. xoxox

from im-trouble26 :

a girl who had access to my diary has turned into a bitch and is trying to steal my manfriend, and I'm attempting to shut her out of my business.

from im-trouble26 :

to get into my diary: user: paper password: bag

from im-trouble26 :

thanks! I don't foresee much drunkenness during this year, but I'll still try to have fun. And, as always, if I gas mash, you'll be the first to hear about it.

from sunstargirl :

haha! was said girl "helped" down the stairs with a little push?

from slow-drain :

Well I finally posted my thoughts on the whole thing. Stupid bugger turned out to be a creep. Ah well... Hope you're doin' good Smash. I'm goin' to BED. *yawns*

from sunstargirl :

well, when you offer with such charm like that how's a girl to refuse?

from sunstargirl :

I know! Apparently I can't wink without looking like I'm having a seizure. Who knew? ;) :D

from sunstargirl :

how does it work? I've never done it before. How do I sign in to post?

from sunstargirl :

upon rereading I realized you said "guest entry" rather than "guestBOOK entry." I thought you were pleading for comments so I only left you a comment. *rolls up sleeves* I bet I could come up with an appropriate entry for ya...

from sunstargirl :

hahaha! you make me laugh, you're so BAD! Sure, I'll go on top, though I usually prefer bottom in other situations ;) (See what a terrible influence you are on me?!?!)

from bitterwineuk :

Hope you had a wicked weekend and Stepfie threw you the most wonderful party. :)

from thruthecrowd :

Thanks. :-)

from stevedabear :

I agree, it was more the case of point in a conversation being stopped dead short, because someone couldn't contribute. Thanks for your note though, it's nice to know random people are reading my diary from time to time. All the best

from shot-of-tea :

There are similar problems with customers all telling the one joke when you work in a supermarket too. One example being, me: would you like any help packing? Customer: No but I wouldn't mind some help paying. HA HA HA HA HA HA.

from slow-drain :

Ha ha! Thanks! I added you because your entries are contagious. Seriously. :D And you're not weird, you're gifted. :P Laters.

from strawberrri :

"Smash: And how did they come about eh? Did you win them playing bridge?" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, HA!

from sunstargirl :

LOL! I was trying to be facetious.

from sunstargirl :

you're just jealous that we seceded from your puny little island and then surpassed you to become the greatest empire in the world. :P Don't hate us because we're better than you, besides, it never would have worked out. Any country obsessed with tea and cricket could never maintain the required "dominance," if you know what I mean. ;)

from sunstargirl :

c'mon man, your whole house? Wearing black because you like it and it makes you look like a bad ass is one thing, but painting your whole house black? Don't you think that's kind of overkill? I mean, who are these people with their million dollar house in a million plus dollar elite neighborhood of Seattle trying to impress with a black house? It's weird.

from lannylee :

Happy Birthday! Hope you had a good day with no hangover the next day!

from strawberrri :

hope you had a lovely day old man :D xxx

from sunstargirl :

Wait, I'm not a "real" adult until I turn 30?!?! What the FUCK did I just file my taxes for then?!?! I DEMAND a refund!!! haha, Happy Birthday Smash, hope you got nice and drunk!

from sunstargirl :

I don't even want to know what you're doing with that photocopier...

from sunstargirl :

bwahahaha! *sharpens her set of evil little devil horns* ;D

from sunstargirl :

oh Smashykins, you great big crazy rocker dude you! hmm... JD and coke is Bear's beverage of choice as well... should I be concerned? haha.

from illusionless :

If you need to vent I'm always here if you want. Just thought I'd offer. I'm sorry that things are so shitty for you. I'm thinking of you Smash! :) *waves*

from illusionless :

Thank you! ^^

from sunstargirl :

haha, I thought you'd like that picture. You know, this is kind of embarrassing to admit, but it took me a moment of staring at it before I realized what was going on in the image, or what must have gone on, rather. Two different sets of hands, duh!! Brings new meaning to the phrase "car sex."

from minstrelite :

Hey Smash -- not sure how to say this kindly, so I'll come right out with it. If I had any confidence so ever that you wouldn't comment on every single entry, sometimes with comments that annoy me, and that you wouldn't send me lengthy emails that print out at over five pages long, and that I don't have time or energy to read, I'd be giving you the user/pass. How many times does a guy have to say he needs space before you believe it, and start giving it to him? It's not about you, particualarly, personality-wise, other than that I don't have the time/energy to devote to the abundance of communication. Also, the subject matter seems hung up on a few things that really aren't in my field of interest until you put them there. So basically, when I say I need space, I mean it, and I hope you can come to respect that without taking it personally. And by the way, there's no need to reply to this note -- it will only further the idea in my head that you will never give me any space. Sorry to be so grouchy about it, it's just been hard for me to have repeated the same message to you over and over again, in so many words, to deaf ears. You're a lot brighter than you give yourself credit for, man. Take care.

from strawberrri :

oh my god, i just laughed myself stupid at that clip :D i remember in the long summer holidays after my gsces getting addicted to 'days of our lives' which was trashy beyond belief xx

from sunstargirl :

um, update please.

from fifidellabon :

Oh, your comment to Anna was priceless! (the wanker one..) I am still in tears of laughter! Well said! /Fifi

from sunstargirl :

I love how you slipped asking for a pay raise in there! Fabulous! rofl

from sunstargirl :

I love how you slipped asking for a pay raise in there! Fabulous! rofl

from sunstargirl :

LOL! for real? what an awesome sign! lmao

from jehsika :

I'm sweeter than honey AND syrup? Oooooh...lovely...I got you fooled good, don't I just? XO

from sunstargirl :

5 WEEKS!?!?! YOU HAM!!

from kellbelle :

My 30's were the BEST years of my life. Sure I was a single mom for half of them, but I met Carl, got married, bought a house, went back to school, had a baby.... the 30's rocked. And now that I'm 40... the 40's will be the best years of my life! Happy birthday babe xoxox

from miedema2002 :

Happy B-day!

from miedema2002 :

Dude, your sense of humour is awesome! 80)

from foulowlvirus :

That's kind of funny... I picked up the wrong boy at a party Saturday night and he projected vomit all over my bathroom

from foulowlvirus :

Aside from whiskey tasting and smelling like the backside of wet stray dog, that sounds like an excellent birthday. Also, I don't know about where you're from, but ordering chinese take out in Austin is like asking for your insides to be cleaned out in the most violent manner ever imagined.

from foulowlvirus :

That certainly doesn't happen every day, now does it? Happy birthday too, apparently. I can't IMAGINE being 30 :P

from foulowlvirus :

Well what if they happened to have burgers with them? That happened to me once but for some reason it was actually kind of convincing with dinner added on.

from foulowlvirus :

Oh my god why are you so entertaining? This is probably a little creepy since I don't know you.

from sunstargirl :

well, I hope for the ladies' sake you last longer than a "flash." :P

from sunstargirl :

yeah, you are both very funny. I like being around humorous people. :)

from miedema2002 :

Thanks for the kind words. I won't let them win. Your words don't sound lame at all. They make tons of sense. Take care. :)

from idiot-milk :

Well, I suppose you have an out anyway, being in another country and all, so okay I'll let it slide this time. Me, I don't think there's anything I could do to make them kick me out. I've O neg, a fairly hot commodity `round the Red Cross. I think I could walk in and urinate directly on the head of a volunteer, and they'd still take my donation. One day I shall test that out and let you know how it goes.

from sunstargirl :

you are probably right. I'm just not good at being rude to people. I know I'm going to feel guilty for blowing him off.

from shot-of-tea :

I swear you use my notes page just to talk about that tart! *huffs off*

from sunstargirl :

haha! I thought you'd like that. *grins*

from twoturtles :

If you will drum up some readers, I'll have an entry written in Soap-Land by the end of the day tomorrow. *dangles carrot*

from sunstargirl :

it's pretty captivating so far. There doesn't seem to be a single "normal" person in it. The mani character is kind of a reclusive/ shut-in type girl who is obsessed with books and dead people almost like she thinks of them as lovers, or at least more real than the real living people in her life. It's quite odd. I mean, I like books and getting sucked into a story too, but with her it's on a whole other level - like a psychological disorder.

from beagle47 :

'gas man: you completely underestimate your intelligence. as for me i know every single solitary day that i have awaken since about, oh, 12 years old that i am perhaps the luckiest damn dog on earth, so i'll keep it up and being fucking grateful 'til fate catches up with my doggie ass and buries it deep. <laughing>

from strawberrri :

haha, where!? x

from sunstargirl :

seeing takes practice - like learning to play an instrument. I wish I could sing! My boyfriend has a really nice voice and it makes me envious sometimes. He's been studying music his whole life though. Have you done any acting recently? I used to be involved in theater in high school and really enjoyed it, but haven't done anything since.

from sunstargirl :

whoa, quick response! We must be online at the same moment. Thanks for the kind words. I guess I just idolize her. She died of cancer when I was 13, so I think a lot of my wanting to be more like her is a way of remembering her. I don't want to forget. My brother has an even harder time remembering her, as he was only 10 at the time. My dad says I take after her naturally anyway, but I think I make a conscious effort to do so as well because it's the only way I can be close to her now. A lot of my personal artwork is about her, though I didn't realize it until someone pointed out all the mother figures I'm always painting.

from sunstargirl :

thanks, I know. :D She left an intimidating legacy to live up to. She was also a phenomenal artist. I wish I were as talented and beautiful. I keep trying anyway! :)

from strawberrri :

yay you :-) x

from strawberrri :

ok, we can get married in ten years' time, but you do realise that when you've fallen asleep after all the sex i'll secretly plait your hair. mwahaha! actually, i said to my friend on friday night that if i'm still single in a year i will consider finding some weirdos to torment on match.com xxx

from minstrelite :

Do you have an email address I can have? I'm going to change the username/password combo cuz I let it leak. I'd rather only a couple people read me now, because of new stuff that's happened. Got your note, by the way, and I appreciate that. You seem a decent bloke, and you don't seem the type who would betray me either.

from sunstargirl :

only because one of my favorite modern musicians loves your country more than mine. :( I don't like much modern rock, I'm more into the classic rock variety, so I was really hoping to get to see Jack Johnson tour this year, but he's too busy with you commonwealth countries. bah!

from minstrelite :

this time, i locked it cuz there's an (unsent) letter to my gf posted -- i might need to edit it...i just re-read it & it's at least borderline-incoherent if not exactly the most romantic thing a girl wants to read..bute she's pretty cool. username = meta, pw = morph

from shot-of-tea :

Hahaha. I am proud that I have had your bogey on my face.

from minstrelite :

I just now read your note. I'm sure I *was* defensive -- it was sort of like the first thing that was on my mind when I woke up in the morning, for some reason. So I posted around it, because I was thinking about it. Later on, I realized that I was probably defending myself more against some other person who had brought forth some similar line of thinking, than against you personally or what you had said exactly. That's why I was saying things like: "I'm just getting tired of it..." I couldn't possibly be tired of *you* at this stage, because we're just getting to know each other. I meant, I was tired of a phenomenon I've experienced for many years. Also, it is good to know that you don't view me as pathetic or a pity-case. That perception on my part was definitely based on what some other people have said when I've gotten into a tight spot, and not you. I am glad to hear that you would not mock or ridicule another person's beliefs, because I don't either. I believe what I believe, though. And I think it's important never to make fun of another person's beliefs. Somebody told me that a long time ago, and it stuck with me. People's belief systems are often highly personal, and so they tend to become sensitive about them, and then defensive. So I have found that it's best and safest to be as supportive as possible. Thanks for your note.

from minstrelite :

Actually, I have no idea what your tastes in music are. I mostly like reading your diary because it tends to be entertaining. About religion, spirituality, faith, etc.; I have occasionally run across this kind of schism in online journaling, and the only thing I can say that might help is that in my diary, I like to feel free to express whatever is on my heart, good or bad; and just because I'm a Christian doesn't mean I am exempt from problems. Some of the problems are very deep, and although I believe that Jesus died for my sins, and I believe the basic tenets of the Christian faith, it doesn't mean that my problems will go away. I agree with you that believing in yourself is very important too, and it may be that I am lacking in that department (to a degree anyway), however I think that without faith in God a person eventually comes up against the natural consequences of the sin nature. Faith in God doesn't exclude faith in oneself; rather it fortifies it. I say these things, but also admit I'm going through hard times. You seem a decent fellow, and I don't want to perpetuate any kind of schism on religious grounds, so all I can say is that I agree that belief in myself is very important, and that I could use a little bit more of it. Belief in God is on another plane. I hope that makes some sense, as I find these topics hard to express.

from minstrelite :

I'm uncertain as to the logistics of locking specific entries (and leaving others unlocked?) If you know how to accomplish this, please advise. I'm unlocked now, by the way.

from minstrelite :

I tell you what. Once I've removed all references to ppl such as the first name of my boss, links to his company, and other such instances of indiscretion, I'll unlock it again. It's such a major upheaval, however, I wish I had the bucks to hire somebody to do it. Not sure how many people I've ripped apart -- I notice that you and other diarists use first initials and the like. I ought to have been a lot more mindful. But you're absolutely right about the shame part. There's no reason for me to be ashamed of who I am -- or at the very least, of who I am becoming.

from minstrelite :

I can see how you would perceive it that way, though, considering what I wrote. But that's not what my motive is in having locked the diary.

from minstrelite :

It's not a matter of being ashamed of myself. It's a matter of wanting to discuss personal topics with good Internet friends that might deal with my feelings toward friends and family members, that might be injurious to them if they were to read those words. It's only a matter of discretion, not shame.

from kellbelle :

I don't know why I can't leave comments. I think it's Halo because I can't leave anyone comments that uses it. :(

from kellbelle :

I wish I could leave comments but it won't let me :(

from minstrelite :

The last guy I met who seemed impossibly tall was only 6'6" -- so you got him beat. I'm impressed.

from sunstargirl :

I think you're hilarious.

from strawberrri :

hope it went well :) when we all got placed in our courts over the summer one of the guys i trained with, ed (with mega long hair i am jealous of), was asked by our MD 'how would you feel if i asked you to cut off your hair?' and he goes 'i would say three words to you: human rights act.' and that was the end of that. so how did it go?! x

from strawberrri :

we were meant to be going to the pub but about two hours before we were due to meet he sent me a load of messages saying was i sure i didn't want to go to the cinema instead and even rolled off a list of what was on at what times, so i read between the lines and realised he didn't want to go for a drink anymore. why? he was fucking hungover the cunt! he spent a lot of time yawning and most of the conversation was left to me. my best first dates have been ones where we've gone for drinks then food, then more drinks x

from strawberrri :

poor you! :( it's frustrating not being able to talk ain't it? not to mention the other things. not that i've ever gone gas mashing...managed to accidently make my car take off in third gear once however. get well soon sweetie xx

from strawberrri :

merry christmas smash! and remember, a hangover's for life not just for christmas xxx

from im-trouble26 :

of course I will. I have gas-mashed a few times to vent anger when my mom freaks out on me and I get annoyed. If I get any good photos of, say, tire marks, I'll be sure to pass them along.

from sunstargirl :

Or rather, I should say, what would "the country of Europe" do for comedy without us to provide the material?

from sunstargirl :

What would Europeans do for comedy without us to provide the material? :P

from strawberrri :

thanks :) i think next time i should sleep on the sofa though, who knows what i'm capable of?! xx

from sunstargirl :

I could be a masher... I have been known to ride motorcycles at excess speeds. I also like to take ATVs off roading and try to get air off small mounds/hills.

from laydeejane :

I've never been called caustic before. I couldn't be any more flattered. Many thanks!!

from strawberrri :

meeeeeee! i'm sure i have some fluffy handcuffs somewhere :) ahem, anyway, one of the reasons i left working in customer service was because i would have to ring up people to tell them how much pension they were getting and they'd scream at me because it'd be a few thou less than they were expecting, and they needed the extra to pay for that brand new car they'd unwisely bought. well it's not my fault!

from stepfordtart :

Hahaha! Ev'ryone KNOWS that int roight! s x

from stepfordtart :

Dude, can you change the comment about me on your buddies list, it doesnt sound enough like youve sat at my kitchen table drinking yerself into a stupor. It also doesnt sound enough like we are secretly married and have five kids...Ooops, wasnt I supposed to say? s xxxx

from strawberrri :

LEMSIP for your cold, they're brilliant! x

from sunstargirl :

lol, I was going to draw a more realistic tiger snarling, but then the idea of you on a bike with a hot chick popped into my head so I did a cartoon instead. Is it motorcycles or cars that you like to race? My dad and brother are really into motorcycles so I went with that. I'm glad you like it!

from sunstargirl :

one growlly tiger coming up!

from moonfaeryy :

Smashy...it's not my wedding, it's my cousin's wedding; Nilliem's brother. It's Friday, May 30, 2008. I don't know why, but you made a comment about something, and I invited you to be my guest at the wedding. Seriously, if you want, send me your real addy to frogstar14@yahoodotcom, or you can find me on Nilliem's Myspace friends list as Anti-Sara and leave me a message, and I will get an offical invite out to you. My plan is to be off all week, I haven't talked with Nilliem yet to see when they are going to be coming into town.

from im2evil4u :

Hey Smash. Thanks for the comments on the video (and how can I be mad at YOU?) Hubster really appreciated your honest comments (and really, like he was going to travel 4000 miles to do anything about it if he didn�t) and we are thrilled you like the music. I�ll let you know when the CD comes out. \m/\m/

from strawberrri :

jif is a much better name, it's like jeff with an i. i bet it's those bloody brussels-folk who are responsible for getting rid of our blue smarties as well. I WANT MY E NUMBERS DAMMIT! anyway, the officer in the case clearly hadn't heard of jif OR cif as he referred to it as a 'jiffy lemon' while i sat there smirking... x

from janedoe0 :

Awwwwww! LOVE the comment next to my errrrr, old username :) Thanks!!!!

from janedoe0 :

Hey Smash! I have moved my blog to a new home. I'd REALLY like it if you kept reading and I will too, so if you want my new adress please email me and I will forward the details. [email protected] THANKS!

from strawberrri :

i'll see if i can take a little detour, hehehe ;-) x

from janedoe0 :

Errrrr I have NO idea how I could have forgotten something as important as that!!! Would you be ok with it if I just add it to my current entry??? Hahahaha, and I certainly WOULD like to do that before I die!!!!

from im-trouble26 :

HAHA. I very well might, if I do get sick. Some people have been pissing me off lately. XD

from janedoe0 :

I liked your sentEnce. :) Very cool!

from strawberrri :

haha yeah she loves driving those buses! as well as collecting fruit and veg she gets to meet lots of senile old folk too, one elderly lady repeatedly gets on and asks the question which everyone wants to know, 'why do women wear crotchless knickers?!'

from strawberrri :

ooooh i don't know about that, when i go to liverpool i get up to mischief! (well i did the one time i went ;-) on the last night i was there me and my scouse friend ended up at some random blokes' place. i woke up the next day on their sofa, looked up and saw a pritt stick stuck to the ceiling. it's not something you expect to see! x

from janedoe0 :

hahahaha! I left a comment for you over at my place. But I'm sure you won't get it so here I am. I fixed the word. :) And felt a leeeeetle bit dopey! *blushes* And I only just saw that you have Hackers on your fav's. I love that movie. "Mess with the best, and die like the rest" or something like that. Right? LOL

from moonfaeryy :

Nooo....I'm not dissin' your ride...I just like the sound of an old muscle car over the whine of a street car... ;-) lov

from strawberrri :

"I've stroked the cat." is that a euphemism? hehehe! ;-) x

from janedoe0 :

I know what you mean by itching itchin itching to get another one!! Some people are so close minded I have to restrain myself not to slap some sense into them. Where are yours and what are they?? I'm thinking I want some stardust on my foot! :)

from strawberrri :

hehe it must have been the wine! this is going to sound weird but i dreamt about you last night - you were sitting outside my windowsill having a mini party with 3 of your friends. it was 3 am and i wanted to go to sleep but you lot were being rowdy.

from janedoe0 :

Thanks for the comment, I really appreciate it and it does help. :)))) HUGS

from strawberrri :

haha that's brilliant! it's always nice to receive compliments off people isn't it? the same friend who sent the message also said the other day 'have you *always* been four years older than me?' and i just stared at her before bursting out laughing, so i probably deserved the pound shop text.

from strawberrri :

funny you should say that as i do have a bit of a thing for northern accents ;-) x

from annanotbob :

Congratulations!!! Regarding house-warming - I can't bear to set a date till I've got the cash in my hot little hand. I've done too many parties that have DEPENDED on folk bringing a bottle (or whatever) - this one's on me. You have a choice - there's the go-for-it all nighter at the empty house, the who-knows-what at the new house, or indeed both. You old rocker-dude, you xxx

from tootiturtle :

Thanks for that hilarious comment! I think you just made my entire week. :-P

from bitterwineuk :

Smashy!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH for your comment. When they came up with a description of her "so called abductor" the first thing I said round my nan's was "If that describes anyone it's her dad" I didn't realise he was a surgeon though. Knew he was a Dr of some sort but I never have trusted him. Don't trust either of them.

from betchy :

I love you. I'm going to add you. hope you dont mind x

from janedoe0 :

Thank you *grins* and thanks for the add. Love your last entry. I've always said that I'd rather strike up a conversation with a rocker dude(or dudette)than the 'normal' people.(Not that I have anything against them.) I relate better to the girl with a dog tag around her neck. And I can hold my own in a mosh pit!!! LOL.

from beagle47 :

smash! a new entry just for you. look to your d-land e-mail for the password. my best, and write on, my friend!

from bitterwineuk :

Apologies if Haloscan gets it's arse working again and you get virtually the same message from me twice in there as well as here. This entry is WHY I think you are great but I want to know Stepfies secret. I missed the whole idea of why marriage was good while I was married too. I am fighting your corner here. :) It can't be sex related cos the best sex I had was not when I was married. hahaha. Always good to see ya updating dude.

from pimlico :

Hello. I used to be sopeculiar. And now I've moved. Not entirely sure why. Thanks for the add...

from im-trouble26 :

it was three years ago, but it still means a lot. thanks loads.

from boann7 :

thanks

from dandydandy :

Drunk dude is tall because it is a good representation of his height in real life. Apparently, *you* do not have the corner on tall, drunk guys! Also, did you notice that the family is just a bunch of floating heads? Who's crying now?

from soberjourney :

Dude, I'm sorry for being prickly. I guess I was anticipating some people to be cynical about it - but I didn't think you would be because you've been there. So my apologies. The sound of handcuffs on my wrist was enough to stop playing BS games with anyone and everyone. Thank you for your support. This sucks to have to go through, but it would suck worse if I failed. One day at a time. That's my motto now.

from soberjourney :

And how does that matter? I'm writing for ME and asking for some support from people who have been there or have offered support in the past. I need this outlet for my recovery, along with meetings. So no need to be that way, my friend.

from kungfukitten :

((Hug the Smash)) *Gives him a perfect Kit Kat bar*

from smedindy :

Ah, Smashie...I think the one that puked was the girl for you. Heh! Oh, and check out my entry I just wrote. Get your tartans on!

from tiaris :

Okay, Smashie, I think N would be a good letter for you, given the great audio file that starts up with your MySplice page.

from nakedbarista :

Oh, I'd totally post a link to my story for you, but I can tell you now you're not going to like it. It's too "chick" for what I think you'd like to read.

from nakedbarista :

Aaaactually, it had something to do with girls if I remember right. It was very colorful. It was smashtastic! ;)

from im-trouble26 :

hahahaha. 'twas with one parent, really. And yes, it did suck. That's why I moved out of there. But if I had drank over there I would have gotten into mondo uber amounts of trouble because a) my mom is against drinking and b) my dad would have been all "YOU'RE NOT 21 OH MY GOD. NO ALCOHOL FOR YOU." So, yeah. Next time I should bring a taser and taser 'em all.

from bitterwineuk :

Hey you, thanks for adding me to your buddy list. Much appreciated. In response to your comment to me, I agree 100%. Unfortunately being a single mother it is mostly sleep I get and very little sex and alcohol. Grrrr. May help if I could find a man to keep me satisfied for more than 5 minutes. Maybe that's not the "right phrase" erm... I mean ... er forget it. Hooray for drinking weekends with mates though :)

from hubbyman :

Dude, did I ever tell you that I love you .... in a non homosexual way of course.

from nakedbarista :

And I think that's why most people only have one "personality". I still don't understand why I got so many back as a result. It makes me question the validity. I DO shy away from relationships, so that much fits me, but other aspects of the "reconciler" fit me also. I just shrug.

from boann7 :

thanks for the note. hugs

from nakedbarista :

She LOOOVED Girl Scouts. There's a lot of background information involved in this, but the long and short of it is that the council here is horrible. I was the assistant troop leader and we were told to lie about lots and lots of stuff just so that we'd get more parents to join. WE were lied to to get us to join! The problem I have with that is that they're an organization that "prides" themselves on raising girls to be balanced and well rounded members of society. I just can't see having a group that condones lying encouraging my daughter to do ANYthing.

from z0tl :

now that i thought about it a bit more, i gots something to say: change that fukkin banner man, it looks like you're doing 65 mph there, hardly a smashthegas statement. unless of course you have mellowed out into a thug rider, then just put a caption saying lo ridin like a gee in the muttafukkin fast lane and you can leave the speed as it is. i should be your PR agent.

from boann7 :

9-19...yummm great entry, loved every word umm bite. =)

from annanotbob :

Looking forward to meeting you tomorrow....

from the-moo :

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA Jesus was TOTALLY a REAL long hair AND I love long hair (you've seen my hubby right? he is trying for a full out bryan may but I don't love it that much - at least not on him with his skinny face hahaha) we are more than overdue a long chat anyway... xxx

from tiaris :

No, I was right in my assumption that he just wanted one thing. When he didn't get it, he blew me off. Ass.

from badbadzoot :

hahaha! you are right, J is a tard and obssessive and B hates it. Absolutely hates it. I will pass along the message!! haha! ;-) much love xoxoxo

from nakedbarista :

I'm back to the Ol' password now. *muah*

from badbadzoot :

I never realized you are a tall, dark, and handsome rocker! (I didn't think you were 6'7"!) Hellz yeah that would be the shizzle to be walked down the aisle by such a force as yourself! (I'll stop using silly slang now....) that would be the shit! *mwah* xoxoxooxoxoxoo

from badbadzoot :

thanks for the reply, I was fishing for a guy's perspective on the whole thing. Good golly women are crazy and I hate having crazy thoughts and I just have to stop believing my crazy thoughts because he's told me a bajillion times that if he ever cheats he would pretty much kill himself. And you're not despicable, just horny. ha ha! And I love a guy with a beautiful smile and fabulous footwear.... *wink* much love to you smashy poo xoooxoxooxoxoxo

from nakedbarista :

Am I decorating in underwater themes, or should I stop off at Satan 'R' Us before I swim over? I know it's important for you to keep up the rocker image, but think of the LOOP you'd throw your co-workers for if you had a crepe paper jellyfish on your desk...

from dandydandy :

Strange, you have asked me to marry you half a dozen times and yet here you are saying you will never marry? You are such a tease!

from sunstargirl :

haha, I find it hilarious that you talk about yourself in the third person in your diary. Not making fun, but I am amused.

from dukkha-tanha :

Thank you for the very kind comment. =)

from island- :

Come to where? Holland or LA?

from badbadzoot :

No encouragement from the peanut gallery!!!! hahhahahhahaa!!! much love xxxooo

from stepfordtart :

"buy me lunch"? Bloody hell, I thought you were gonna take me out and get me wasted! Hee hee. The trip's still in the planning stage at the mo but i'll let you know when its all confirmed - it would be kinda cool to say hi. s x

from traptdaisy :

Truly, you know how to make a girls heart skip a beat.. *kisses*

from traptdaisy :

Well... umm.. I'm antisocial and don't really talk to them.. so its okay! woot!

from smashthegas :

Bring me home? Ooh I dunno about that, what if I scare the neighbours? LOL Smashxxx

from traptdaisy :

Ya know what? You are the most awesome internet guy ever. Thank you for whatcha said. And I read that your 6 foot 6??? Can I bring you home? PUHLEEASEEEEE..

from traptdaisy :

transatlantic collaboration!? ANYTIME! lol.

from boann7 :

thanks for the hug...its ok ...you are perfect just as you are. =)

from krissallae :

*pokes the drunken Smash on the floor* get up dude. it's 8am and you're late for work! you can put another tick mark on your side for the competition ;) oh, you don't remember anything past closing your bedroom door last night - heh, that's too bad =P we can try again lata. after you send me my letter!

from hubbyman :

Happy Tuesday \m/

from boann7 :

you are a dear and its warm to know you are in the world.

from krissallae :

SMASH RUUUUULZ

from boann7 :

ummm thanks... if i was there id give you a wet kiss. =)

from boann7 :

happy valentines you rocker hunk xxxooo

from boann7 :

beer and sex would work just as well i imagine. though i haven't tried that remedy in a couple of years. =)

from dukkha-tanha :

So. I've seen you hanging around with my friend Vicki, and your comments are just about as funny as mine (sorta), so I came here to check you out, and I thought I might add you to my favorites, but since I'm locked I hate to do that without announcing myself and saying that if you're interested, let me know and I will hook you up with the password info for my diary. And that was like, one sentence. Okay, two, but the first one was only one word and doesn't count. =)

from boann7 :

xxxooo

from workcrush :

I emailed you!

from avatar13 :

hey smash, glad that i'm not considered strange *grins*.yea love does suck sometimes. but hey good news i'm going to Germany for World Cup!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yes life is boring no more.planned this trip for a looooong time. take it easy....

from krissallae :

hey! you still owe me an email, masher! Send me your info... don't make me fly over there and beat it outta ya! ;)

from nakedbarista :

Dude... you don't really think we talk like that, do you? Mah Wahf? We say "M-eye W-eye-f"

from stepfordtart :

Umm. Just read "this day". been there three times mate. Umm. Thats it really. *gives you a kiss - just a little one* s x

from bludragnfly :

Hey! Welcome! I just added you as well. I LOVE guys that smash the gas... It's nice to meet you. ;)

from avatar13 :

so smash my best friend fucked (5 days ago)the guy i was dating (4 days ago). amazingly i never liked him,sothat ain't bothering me. not amazingly i still want to castrate him. that makes sense right? but my friend, the nympho, who i still AMAzingly love,is ducking me, she's afrais i'm gonna hurl obscene comments at her, which is absurd because alli reallywanna do is castrate that manslut. i'right right? what do ya think? this is supposed to depress me but i guess ma brain don't work like everyone else'scause instead it gave me inspiration to write. and i'lltell you my writer'sorgan had been pretty constipated for the last couple of years. am i strange or what?!!(*whispers* i would really like to know if i'm strange, cause strange ppl seldom know if they're strange)

from hubbyman :

Happy rockin, moshin, tub thumpin, muthafuckin, Tuesday Buuuuuuuudie!

from boann7 :

....hugs....=)

from hubbyman :

Happy rockin' Tuesday!!!!!!

from nakedbarista :

DOH!! HAPPY TUESDAY TO YOU TOO!!

from nakedbarista :

Of course that counts. I'm anti-social, so leaving notes is the only way to get in contact with me. It was just dubbed "Guestbook" back in 2002 when I first started it. Guestbooks were the thing to do, cause back then, they were free.

from hubbyman :

Hey Bro, I think that you are taking a very mature attitude to the dismemberment you have suffered. Losing a great car is like losing a testicle. It's a great thing that you did for your Gran. I'd sell a testie if it ment my Gran was safe and happy. That's what being a man is all about. Giving through sacrifice for the ones you love. You Rock!

from zonoria :

Well, birds are indeed very intelligent, and they usually are indeed laughing at people when they look at them. Birds are curious and comical and silly and ridiculous, you see, and when you're curious and comical and silly and ridiculous, everyone *else* appears curious and comical and silly and ridiculous, so what's not to laugh about?

from smedindy :

Hey, now, how come I wasn't in the soap opera? <snif>

from nakedbarista :

Dude. We should so totally write to eachother. With pens.

from hubbyman :

To be as simple as I can, I think that the world is centered around too many problems as it is. Live life and be happy. Don't hold grudges and don't read too deeply into things. Hope for the best, prepare for the worst....but don't let it show. Oh...and don't value anybobies opinions except loved ones and true friends.

from nakedbarista :

I agree... Hmmmmm *scratches chin thoughtfully*

from stepfordtart :

Delia! How VERY DARE you! My leastest favourite cooking type person. Mostly I hate it when she says "freshly milled black pepper" - I want to yell "Oh, sorry Deeeleeeyuh,Ive only got STALE black pepper, Id best not try any of that clever cookery stuff YOU do!". Meh.

from nakedbarista :

I tried to Google the name and get a picture and failed miserably... You think maybe when you have some time you could do it for me?? *bats eyelashes* And be on the lookout for an email from me... as soon as I get time, I'll send it.

from hubbyman :

Dude, I want to have your babies. That is a bunch of NON-homo love there. That rocks that me and the wifey are in the posse. You just made my year....and it's only the first day!

from zonoria :

Leave it to you to pop my comments cherry. ;-) Glad you had a nice New Year's Eve. With any luck, I'll have a nice New Year's night. Heh.

from hubbyman :

Dude, I can't tell you how much it warms my heart to have you reference me in your rockin' diary. Then when you mention me twice...that is almost as good as a wet dream. Heh heh.

from hubbyman :

OK dude, I am going to write an entry for you and about friendship as I see it. I don't expect to help you answer your question. I meerly want to express my veiw on friendship. Maybe something will help. Keep the metal in your head and to the floorboard.

from vickithecute :

Oops. That note would have made more sense had I been signed in as WC/GG but whatev.

from vickithecute :

Rock the fuck on, Smash, you SO rock. And now, I feel like I do too. Does this mean I'm a rockerbabe?

from nakedbarista :

Ok, I hate to be doing this, because it seems that the world has this crazy idea that Americans are ignorant about other cultures and whatnot. BUT, I'm reading the first Harry Potter book, and I'll be the first to admit, I'm not real great at speaking English. I speak American. SO, without further stalling, I need to ask you, Smash, what exactly does "tripe" mean? *blushes*

from hubbyman :

Damn Smash, Write a novel. Wicked entry man. Love the transaction between your uncle and you. Funny shit. I also don't think that a 6 ft 7in metal dude would have a problem holding a little one and looking cool. Even if he does leave skid marks on your arm. Keep 'em spinnin' man. Merry Christmas ....don't catch your hair on fire!

from stepfordtart :

eeeeuuw! Did you lock your diary? Cant get in! pleeeease send me the necessaries. thanks awfully. s x

from krissallae :

Now, I'm gonna have to start the Smash Roadies. LOL

from boann7 :

from krissallae :

yes, my teachers loved me... but as you know the saying, "keep your friends close and your enemies closer." It's been my plan all along *rasies eyebrow*

from hubbyman :

I'll say this about that. Bustin' the dome isn't pleasnt. Especialy commin through a door. Thanks for reading. You have a great perspective on things. I'll keep up with you.

from stepfordtart :

Cant find a single thing wrong with the You/Chezza scenario. Tried, but all seemed perfectly OK to me. Heh heh heh and a wooyay to "that look". s x

from dandydandy :

I do wish that you would get some of those free comments from haloscan. Just because. That's my Christmas wish. Anyhow, since I'm one of the Smash female posse, I thought I'd chime in and say: YOU ARE STILL A GOLDEN STAR IN MY BOOK. I never consider mutual ripping off of the clothes as the man's responsibility. I'm much more enlightened than that! hahaha.

from beltwaybelle :

I need to get me one of those people with whom to rip the clothes off after 20 minutes of tension-filled conversation.

from clipchick :

That was a great entry! It's nice to learn things about someone in no particular order... I wish I had your html savvy, too. Quite impressive! Enjoy your buzz....

from candoor :

you are a beautiful person (sappy, I know, but it's ok to be sappy now and then, as long as there's some good old fashioned kick-ass straighten-up-and-fly right manly headbanging in between... or something like that... that's a great head and heart you've got under that mop :)

from beltwaybelle :

Rock on with your bad self, dear. Dear. Heh, DEAR. ;-)

from candoor :

that's my hair lol :)

from stepfordtart :

Oh bum. I just orke out how to do the \m/ thing I was trying for in my last entry by reading it in your comments to smed. I am a spaz. (if its any consolation, I cantever get those smily face things right either - the ones that start with: and something to do with) or { - is that a moustache?). Kill me, kill me now. PS Emily needs a slap. s x

from beltwaybelle :

Re cucumbers and your crafty use of The Device: Too bad you live so far away, for I fear I have just fallen utterly in love with you. Woo-hoo! Heh.

from stepfordtart :

Hey Smash! One of my old school reports described me as "inherently sensible". How gutted was I!? Same one (but different teacher) inferred that I would have done better in my exam if I didnt spend so much time "doing gigging with her pop band" - bearing in mind even a Saturday job was considered subversive at my school, this caused me much mirth (my folks were a bit fucked off tho). s x

from dandydandy :

"...a comeback of such huge proportions is required that it is incomparable to anything I can think of as I write this report which will no doubt be completely disregarded." This made me laugh so hard. Translation: I'm so befuddled over the disappointment that is Smash, that I can't even come up with an apt analogy.

from candoor :

keychain reaction: I am so jealous, especially given my current mood of late of psychologically farting in people's faces just to shake their staid power-tripping complacency up... if I send Kelly a stud male prostitute in a brown paper wrapper, you think I can get the address of the place selling it? :)

from beltwaybelle :

Too bad you didn't have that handy when dealing with that uptight Denise person. You could have pushed the button whenever she sat down or shifted in her chair. Think of the fun and enrichment that is going to bring to your life. Heh. Heh, heh, heh. (P.S. Glad you like this week's birdie photo. It's my very favorite, actually.)

from dandydandy :

One of my son's friends got this for a birthday present. Wrong, so wrong. And funny!

from unfukd :

Hey! You are now officially one of The Unfukd. Now, I want to hear aaaall about this horrible thing you did that's made you forcibly celibate, mmkay?

from krissallae :

ah, a little peak into the world of smash... jeans and a kitty. two more points in my book ;)

from beltwaybelle :

A kitty on jeans on the floor is very synergistic. Heh.

from super-suzan :

Kiiittyy!!!!!!!!

from stepfordtart :

Yay, fingers crossed for you! s x

from dandydandy :

Thanks for the laugh. You totally rock Smashy. Good luck on that interview.

from candoor :

for me, your Uncle is the brighter side of not having any family... I am drawn to your musical life, have any recordings?... by the way (and of course I mean no offense), some Julio lyrics make more sense than the bible...

from stepfordtart :

you need not feel embarrassed about not 'getting' Biblical references. If you were talking to a Jewish person and they made some reference to the Torah, you wouldnt feel bad if it went over your head - or substitute any person referencing their Holy book. If its outside your realm of experience its OK to say so. Most people (unless they're Ned Flanders) misquote the Bible anyways so they're probably talking a pile of old wank AND making you feel bad. I do a really good theological debate (agnostic parents/scholarship to Catholic school, whadya expect!) but if I think Im out of my depth I throw in a name they wont have heard of - Ron Jeremy works well - and quote him as an eminent theologian (lets face it, he does say "oh God" a lot). Nobody's caught me out yet! s x

from super-suzan :

She hits notes Mariah Carey never dreamed of. *shudder*

from fridayfilms :

Babe of the drunkest order, maybe. Keep on smashin', smashgasman.

from stepfordtart :

Hmmm, 6'7"?.....sorry, drifted off there for a bit. (Oi loikes em big). BF is a respectable 6'5 and he still gets called little (usually along the lins of "You want to do WHAT, you nasty little pervert!"). Har har.

from dandydandy :

I love your advice column. I hope it takes off. Could very well be the best advice column ever in the history of advice columns. I haven't read your email yet, but I WILL! (and am looking forward to it with great anticipation--no flowers, only the truth :)

from stepfordtart :

Please may I add you to my favourites if I apologise for calling you a foul-mouthed little fucker? I actually meant that as a good thing but am aware it may have come across slightly...ummm...not good. Sorry. s x

from krissallae :

what the heck are the intakes on the roof of that Neon for, WTF??? It's not a mid engine car. I mean, I suppose you could pipe some air over the brake disks for cooling... but it just seems like more drag to me. LOL

from candoor :

you are a great man (and not cuz you leave great comments either, but thanks more than words can say for your words) and I am proud to call you bro... it's good to know others understand :)

from stepfordtart :

Yay, Im lovin your diary (discovered through some of your faves who are some of my faves blah blah blah). Jolly nice to find a fellow Brit too! Your use of the AngloSaxon matched only by my own, you foul-mouthed little fucker! s x

from beltwaybelle :

You're beautiful. Just saying. You one one helluva guy.

from krissallae :

I'm so happy to hear about your success at overcoming your addiction. You're entries are very interesting and always suck me in -sometimes even help me understand my past as well. I feel I can relate quite a bit to Joann, but my "smash" never got help whether professional or family.

from essaywriter :

"Token posing bastard" Love that description! xxx

from beltwaybelle :

That's amore!

from slinkycurtis :

A man after my own heart...my favourite misdemeanor was getting drunk at the CEO's house of my old company, and carrying out a dare to take a dump behind their 10 grand leather sofa...well you can't refuse a dare like that now can you?

from dandydandy :

Oh good lord, I'm laughing so hard I have tears streaming down my face. I had to read it to my two oldest boys (they were getting quite perplexed with my crazy laughter) and now they are also laughing so hard that I wish you were here to see it. In between laughs my oldest said: Waittttt, you were suspended for SMOKING?? Oh God. What have I done? Must go...still laughing!

from smedindy :

Hey, thanks for the add. This month, I plan on writing about my 150 favorite records that I own (well, not all in one entry - 10 at a time). Yes, there are Beatles albums there, but I'm old.

from lifeasme66 :

Hey smash, thanks for the comments and for the add! Yeah, being sick is no fun... and it looks like I'm going to be under for a while =( Look forward to reading more of your work once I get well. **HUGS!!**

from beltwaybelle :

Good luck on the interview! And your experience with the customer service interview cracked me up. The next thing on the list was probably going to be talk of "synergy." Oy.

from krissallae :

that is too crazy... I spent the last two summers working for a bank's home equity loan department working phones and docs. Now, I wasn't one of the *leet* underwriters. I was just a final quality check to ensure the processors had done there job correctly- which unforetunately was rare. I did so well my first summer that they promoted me to **rush** files- oooooooh, lol. I won't be going back this summer though as I have 4 pending job offers, hehe.

from krissallae :

you should come check out my new smileys on my page, they rock! ;)

from slipknot-2 :

Eh, yeah. I'm new to this whole thing and I was just sayin hi. I liked your music choices so eh... yeah. -Summer

from lifeasme66 :

Hello there! Found your space through Belle's lovely link. Was greatly amused at your e-dating entry. I've done years of e-dating myself so I could definitely relate. My diary isn't as much about that as it used to be (I think my archives are much more witty than my current entries), but if you want to take a look, might I recommend the link at the bottom of the page titled "Application." You might get a smile out of it =) **HUGS!!**

from essaywriter :

Dude, thanks for the link. Glad you enjoyed today's entry and thought yours today was full of good ideas. If only... xxx essaywriter

from beltwaybelle :

Well, see, I don't have any bacon, for starters. And I don't really cook. In fact, my NOT making a bacon sandwich could be considered a token of affection, because it means I care enough not to poison the poor guy. Heh. As for man of my dreams, oh no. No, no. I've only been divorced five months. I can't imagine anything "real" at this point. Getting back to those reasons I'm glad I'm single...

from beltwaybelle :

Bacon? Ah, see. I kick'em out when I'm done with'em. Sleeping is something I prefer to do by myself. Heh.

from beltwaybelle :

Well, I'm glad ONE of us got some this weekend. Heh. Sounds like you had a great time! Sigh, I attempted to lure a nice tall (6'6") brunette to my lair last night, but as he was with two buddies and I don't go for group entertainment, we had to part ways with a hug. Nonetheless, it was a great hug in which I was lifted clear off my feet.

from super-suzan :

Sorry about the girl, but if she couldn't handle you then you could both find something better. Glad to see you're still kicking though. Just keep on rocking.

from dandydandy :

Hey Smash, I was just reading some of your older entries and was reminded of something my dad said to a friend of his when me and my ex started dating. "Dandydandy's new boyfriend has long hair, an earring, is in a rock band, and...I actually LIKE him!" Thanks for the memory/chuckle.

from beltwaybelle :

Aw, that sucks! Sorry to hear about the bust-up, but you know what? Your voice of experience is right on the money. Definitely a dangerous game to play. Many hugs to you, dude. This just means she wasn't the right one for you. Muah!

from krissallae :

I'll smash my gas right along with ya tomorrow night in tribute dude- you rock and always will rock... Everything will be alright Everything will turn out fine Some nights I still can't sleep And the voices pass with time And I keep No time for tears No time to run and hide No time to be afraid of fear I keep no time to cry

from krissallae :

well yes drunkin screamin to your own tunes is one thing. But the Neon Cactus is a "popular" college bar that plays the "rock" tunes of the day and the classic piano man singing "Piano Man" by Elton John... and it kind of turns into an exclusive club for those who go often. Others who don't know the scene usually get singled out and have to stand on a table while everyone screams this long chant of cussing and dirty names. To me, that's not my idea of a good time...

from beltwaybelle :

Someday you'll run into one of those teachers again, maybe at the bus stop. Then when you give up your seat, they'll wonder who that nice dude was.

from dandydandy :

Smash, you are the best. That's all there is to it. Virtual hug accepted and returned mucho!!

from krissallae :

aah, the "H" words... so nice on the ears Hemi, Holly, Headers, High performance =P haha Rockin Motorheads!

from beltwaybelle :

Awwww. You're a sweet rocker, gas-mashing dude, aren't you? Heh?

from dandydandy :

Love the elderly lady story!

from ann-frank :

hey, thanks for taking my survey - enjoyed the answers and dont worry your 3 year old bath story is safe with me ... and the other people who sometimes read my diary!

from dandydandy :

You are so sweet. Thanks for making me smile!

from essaywriter :

Dude, thanks for the lovely note. I'm thrilled to bits that you liked my journal enough to read all of it. Hope your cold retreats and that you feel better soon.

from beltwaybelle :

Actually, I think THAT guy probably butt-slams people on trains, too! See you found Essay Writer. She and I are in the same area, but we're a few years apart in age--so far we haven't run across any of the same dingbats in our dating lives, but I know it's coming. I just know it. You seem to be really enjoying d-land, too. I noticed your buddy list is growing. You found some great people! Fun, isn't it?

from essaywriter :

Thanks for adding me - glad you are enjoying. No offense about the tall thing! I thought it was fabulous that my old bf was so tall. Then he dumped me. Sour grapes and all that.

from petmykittie :

Why thank you muchly! I'm glad I'll forevermore be known as the Girl Who Menstruates. (Or doesn't, rather.)

from fridayfilms :

Whoopsadaisy! My mistake. Feel better.

from hamiltonian :

Andrew is such a ppinhead he never responds and follows through with anything, plus he also whines.

from fridayfilms :

Thanks for favouring me. I found your comment quite endearing, actually. It's not every day I get a booze-inspired greeting. Rock on, smashman. x Friday

from dandydandy :

Hey smashthegas, I just read your Daniel entry and, well, I'm speechless I guess. What an amazing and touching experience to share. Best of luck to you!

from krissallae :

wow Smash, you're an amazing person to be so open about losing your friend. It also makes me feel a little less alone. I had a similiar experience around the same age when a HS friend attempted to end his life. Ever since then I cherish all friendships and try to be there when they need me. I'm glad you joined dland! and I loved your 101 entry ;) take care

from super-suzan :

I'm really glad you let that out.

from dandydandy :

Thanks so much for the nice note!

from beltwaybelle :

I am so sorry to hear that you experienced such pain and loss at such a young age. I can't say I understand fully, as I've never experienced the loss of a close friend so young, but a similar incident happened with some guys in my neighborhood when I was 14. The collision was almost exactly the same in fact--parking lot and loss of control. There were four guys in the car: the driver (who was 17 as well) died, two sustained "minor" injuries, and one, who was a classmate of mine, was in a coma for about two weeks and was never quite the same again. It shook us all up terribly, so I can only try to imagine what you must have gone through losing such a close friend. Many hugs to you. I hope writing about what happened has lightened the load a little bit.

from traptdaisy :

Lemme tell you, Rockerdude. There is NOTHING.. and I do mean NOTHING sexier than british accents. MEOW. So the fact that you got some in Florida cause of it... I believe it fully.

from candoor :

the world is full of Denise's and they're usually the ones in charge... I flip my pony tail in their general direction...

from super-suzan :

Denise sounds like a harpy. I can't imagine what I would have done, you handled it really well. And for $200, you've got me. I'll bet you're heavy than Heather, but we'll see if you can still do a 360 sitting on my shoulders. Haha!

from beltwaybelle :

I'll bet Denise butt-slams people on trains.

from traptdaisy :

Woohoo! I got a mention! Gimme some Disturbed, Trapt, Slipknot, Sevendust, GnR.. and I'll be rockin right there with ya :-)

from beltwaybelle :

Bitchy? Who, me? Why yes, yes quite, actually. Thanks for adding me. Ooh, and you're a guy, too. We need more of those around here. Question: What do you think of Velvet Revolver?

from super-suzan :

Hahahha! Right on!

from krissallae :

dude, I'm so jealous you have such a rockin club to be able to hang out at. No such thing here in Indiana... Mostly corn fields and preppy college bars. Hopefully, phoenix, az will be more accomodating!

from traptdaisy :

Rockerdude! You left a note so I felt inclined to see who I'd visited earlier, and low and behold, it was... dun dun dun... you! Your writing is poignant and alluring. Honest and relatable. Your such a 'bad boy'. Im such a 'good girl'. Your right. It would never work. It'd be a wild ride though. Thank you for what you said about my diary, it made me smile. I'm adding you as a favorite. Take care of you :)

from krissallae :

27 and messing around on the top of a parking garage? hehehe, cute. I think I was 17 when I did that... car ridez are awesome though! My ride is faster and will get ya higher too, lol.

from super-suzan :

I don't know how long you've been writing. I just love your depth and honesty, as strange a package as it is to me. And as a side to that, you've inspired me to strive for my license as soon as I can. Hahaha.

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