messages to son-shade:
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from licalicious :
hmmm... good to see you checking in. I don't know whatever happened to that travel blog link you sent me, maybe you were drunk and forgot you created it. Whatever happened, I heard nothing of brothels until today and I demand satisfaction. And enough with the personal jabs. It's not my fault I was locked in a subterranean vault during my formative years. After a steady diet of liver and fish I was cured and suffer no serious skeletal deformities. Rickets is no joke. May you grow cysts on your balls. - tousled hair
from licalicious :
You've been keeping this site up it seems. Lurking... where are you now?
from his-holiness :
http://launch.yahoo.com/artist/videos.asp?artistID=1027385
from his-holiness :
http://www.rollingstone.com/artist/videos/_/id/704/thetragicallyhip?pageid=rs.Artistcage&pageregion=triple5
from son-shade :
I fucking swear a lot. We get the fucking point. Next topic.
from mylifeat16 :
you say fuck a lot. bit like me i think
from sweet-malice :
woah, you seem mad, all that "fucking fuckers" on your site lol :D
from nny777 :
I read again, I got it in.((I'm a dumbfuck)) Heh, I like your diary. Have a good time in Germany!
from nny777 :
I clicked on the banner, all I can say is, "What the fuck?" ((Can you tell I didn't get a word in?))
from arletterocks :
Don't forget Doesn't Shut Up When Directly Ordered To, also known as Doesn't Shut Up When Screamed At. Also Noisy Assistant Who Wants Coaching During Crunch Time. Grrr.
from acidinferno :
Hey I just saw your banner and I clicked on it and of course I started to read it. You seem angry!. I like that- It's great. So I'm going to add you to my favorites.
from arletterocks :
See, I like my religion the way it is: little, goofy and fun. There are already loads of high-maintenance religions. I don't think I'm organized enough to start another.
from arletterocks :
As soon as war is declared or someone gets killed in the name of my religion, the whole thing's off. I'm not an especially jealous god, myself, and don't need the needless ego-stoking.
from cherrytester :
you are awesome. lol. i agree with dragonwench. =^.0= (dreamindiva)
from dragonwench :
I fucking want you. have a nice day.
from arletterocks :
Howdy, you 7w8/8w7 pleasure-seeking antisocial party animal. Do you think it would be funny to describe myself as "I'm totally 7w8" to people who have no idea what I'm talking about? 'Cause I think that'd be hilarious.
from idiot-milk :
You bastard. You unbelievable bastard. Now I have the theme to Hawaii 5-0 stuck in my head. Getting something else stuck in your head isn't better, it's only differently sucky. DAMN YOU. I may have to come up there and kick your ass.
from torchy :
"God is an iron." Think about it. A quote from a different Spider. And my point is... fucked if I know.
from torchy :
I take it that you already know about - - http://www.infiltration.org/ - - - Right? I left a note before as simply-red. Anyhoo. Have a good one.
from knock-first :
stopped by today and related to a lot to what you are saying but not saying. I used to be like you myself (probably a bit worse), I thumbed my way all the way across the country when I was 16 just to do it. Spent an awful lot of midnight rides going the wrong way in one way traffic.. the list goes on. I think my motivation then was very much like yours now. A need to test all boundries perhaps...at least you aren't that suicidal I suppose. Anyway your last entry sounded like fun.
from jezimo :
I liked your site, liked the way you write. I am a random passerby, and just wanted to say that. Keep it up. I wonder now, in the beginning of this new year, why we bother to reflect on the last year, when it's all the same, always, no matter what. Oh, and it's all the same if we're still alive. Rock on. Ponder. Later Dayz... p.S. LIKE THE DESIGN! ps i liked your funny-ness, thats right i can invent words, and your banner was perfect.
from arletterocks :
I dunno about Spider, but I'm pretty sure Warren Ellis doesn't mind having fanboys too much, since they translate directly into sales. You were the only other one I could think of who likes Transmet, anyway. I'll invent a use for it. Heh.
from his-holiness :
I do love the banner, probably as much out of ego-gratification as anything else, but who is this anonymous mother you pulled the quote from?
from until-we-die :
I added you to my favorites. I was just browsing through and got caught up with things and I was enjoying myself. Especially when you mentioned block-heaters, -35, and a week off school for snowdays. It broke my heart when my boyfriend asked, "Why is there an extension cord coming out of your car?"
from arletterocks :
You don't happen to want a Transmetropolitan D-land template for Baby Jesus Exploitation Day, do ya? I made one and don't know what to do with it.
from fuzzycircles :
...hey...
from arletterocks :
And you, dear, have the depth and simplicity of a perfect flan.
from simply-red :
I love your stuff. I'm from Nova Scotia, too. However, I'm thinking of moving to Vancouver, because I'm sick of how cold it is here. Do you think it would be an improvement? Keep rockin'.
from gwensworld :
god is on your hitlist. i laughed so hard my cervix hurt. have i told you lately that i love you?
from his-holiness :
Yeah, about that. I think I need to do an entire entry on the fact that the computer I'm using whilst house sitting has the date and time confused. As I'm writing this at quarter to six in the evening, the computer would have me believe it's one in the morning. No. No recycling. I didn't even have this diary until this past October.
from chimerical-x :
nice work
from idiot-milk :
See, I can totally understand not being able to mix and match the colors. Well, not understand, per se, but recognize that some people are not skilled with the colors. What I DON'T understand is how someone who is not colorblind doesn't recognize the color brown. Who the hell doesn't know what color brown is? It's very odd.
from arletterocks :
Hah. The funny thing was reading some goofy astrology thing and finding out that Sagittarius is not meant for marriage because they are pretty much intolerable. I guess that if I gave a shit I'd really be in trouble, huh?
from his-holiness :
I'm in the Bill Hicks camp with the drug business. I had a great time on drugs, I just had to stop doing them. I loved Mary Jane, she just stopped loving me-D
from his-holiness :
Yes, I often wonder where I'd be if I'd just said "no." But there it is. The drugs are taken, the brain cells lost, and I amuse myself by writing an online journal to document the further adventures of my alcohol abuse and womanizing. So god-bless Bushmills, God bless cunnilingus, and God bless me-D Oh, and did they have the "Just Say No" campaign in the Great White North? As I recall it was an invention of Nancy Reagan.
from his-holiness :
I belive it's actually, "everything changes, nothing is lost."-D
from gwensworld :
i saw these chicks on Fear Factor eat the chicken embryo thingys....i literally gagged while watching them do it. i can't believe you did that, i'm repulsed. ewwwwwwwwwww. i think i'm gonna go eat some nice TOFURKEY and be think happy thoughts.
from arletterocks :
"iRock" is better than a million billion Kinder eggs. Thank you. So much. I dedicate all the profanity I'll use tomorrow to you.
from arletterocks :
See, I do consider myself a feminist. One who really, really, REALLY likes cock. It's all about balance.
from dirtelilhole :
Most likely. But I won't tell. ;-)
from arletterocks :
Just the Kinder eggs, thank you. Jelly beans aren't exactly my bag. Four Kinder eggs could probably get you something neat.
from arletterocks :
I would do a whole lot of dirty, dirty things for 15 Kinder Surprise eggs. You lucky bastard.
from always-crazy :
hhahahha my sister was an assistant on set for twitch city. she got the coffee, did all the dirty work. i never even saw one episode.
from kristintracy :
Hey. So, in my entry today, I said blah blah "knock the cock out of Friday's mouth". I know that I read that somewhere, and I think it was on your diary? Maybe? If so, lemme know, so I can link your punk Canadian ass.
from roklobster :
You were the one tellin' how the girlies danced in your office. I merely was asking if there was a work around. Seemed the decent thing to do, oh Mesiah du Office-ness. (I ain't bowin' though...)
from thevow :
Ms. Parker is delicious isn't she. Even if I don't swing that way. I mean if I did I would say "hey honey I brought Molly home want another wife?" because MEOW. "Kissed" was a gorgeous movie. You tellin` the yanks bout Miss Molly? It isn't farking Britney Spears I doubt they will know. Good for you for trying. Maybe post her picture. *wink wink*
from roklobster :
Pfffft!
from roklobster :
Do you really make the girlies dance when they enter your office, or can they get away with just a little shimmee action?
from roklobster :
And on a completely unrelated-guff-note: what's the best Hunter S Thompson to read? Never have, thinking it would be keen, saw Fear and Loathing, might have to tackle the real writer. ... Carry on.
from roklobster :
Know something the rest of us don't eh? That you have a two headed penis? That Elvis was your love slave during the 70's? That elves kidnap kids and force them into Santa slave camps, so that they might grow up one day to replace the Santa they already force down the chimney's? Do TELL. I am ALL a tingle from what you know that the rest of us don't. (And what "us"?! I ain't yer office bitch! Please! I expect to be paid to wear the ball gag!)
from roklobster :
Look, if you're gonna write this shit, would you be kind enough to put some warning out first? Hot tea through my nose is not the best way to end my night. ANd what the shit is this "their young woman's hide grows ever thicker"? You are a dirty dirty old man, aren't you? I thought so. grin.
from nosferatu-tu :
hello.
from devilscarpet :
On time travel, have you seen Donnie Darko? It's a bit angsty, but it has interesting theories on time loops. Another interesting one is called Happy Accidents, but you have to stand the horrid romance. But then again, Vincent D'Onofrio is in it. Err... Note to self: Not EVERYONE is obsessed with Vincent D'Onofrio. Either way, just thought I'd note that.
from dragonwench :
yeah, its already a done deal. All he writes about anymore is how dumb all the 'bitches' who read him are, and how he's a genius and other such self indulgent VOMIT. *shrug*
from dragonwench :
and ps: you're fucking hilarious. :D
from dragonwench :
dude. it's prolly chinese sars. yeah, the back of my throat tastes like fried rice, or something. I didn't mean anything by it. ;)
from kristintracy :
MXC EVERY DAY AND NIGHT AND 5 TIMES ALL OVER MY BODY. Jesus that show is like eating a baby.
from slipping- :
That show is insane. It's always on at night on the big-fucking-screen TV in the Oasis. The Oasis is the student lounge/restaurant that's open till 4am and a favorite place for late-night drunkards and druggies. I can't imagine how messed Most Extreme Elimination Challenge would be if you were fucked up on shrooms.
from son-shade :
I am KING FUCKING KONG, MOTHRA AND THE SWAMP FUCKING THING! I am so bad I should be in detention. (This public service announcement was brought to you be the Church of The Setting Son for no particular fucking reason).
from kristintracy :
I don't even know what to say. No, wait, I do. I am willing to bet my panties that your brain vibrates inside your skull. Not all the time, and not violently. Just a little.
from arletterocks :
No, really, can I steal "iRock" for a banner? I'll credit ya on my banner gallery.
from roklobster :
Talking to Corn is one of you super powers? Mmmm. I'll see yer corn talking, and raise you a Perfect Book for This Moment talent. Yup, you guessed it bucko - after 5 minutes of talking with any one at all I can pin point the exact right book for them at this moment. And ya know? I think I am safely going to ignore the Magnetic Sphincter. The Really Bendy Thumb could have possinilities however.
from roklobster :
Do you realize you are the only peep who actually, thus far, GOT the lateset entry at chez roklobster? I find that hilarious, in that random stranger kinda way. And now? I shall stalk you (politely) via email with a photoshop question, since you were so nice to offer.
from parlance :
Shh. Don't tell God. He hasn't figured it out, yet.
from arletterocks :
I just may have to steal iRock. Just so you know.
from parlance :
I am advertising myself.
from idiot-milk :
"Happiness : An agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery of another." Ambrose Bierce Heh. That Ambrose, man. I would have liked to toss back a couple of beers with him, I tell you what.
from roklobster :
ahhh walkin' about nekkid in the morning is about the best thing ever. If I was a boy-type, I'd be all about the morning wood. But since I am a girl type, I'm gonna have to say HELL YA to the pho (mmm doggie) and another UH HUH! to the nekkid in the morning.
from gwensworld :
expect to see me on your steps in 4 days.
from gwensworld :
hes an army boy. fun huh? if a pussy like that is defending my country, i'm for SURE moving to canada. can i just move there? or do i like...need a green card marriage to become a citizen? explain this to me please.
from arletterocks :
Well, I got the CD player and the copy of "Nighthawks" and the cigarette. You get yours and we'll see if we can't round up any other weird fans.
from gwensworld :
oh yeah? $3 crack whore is nothing, i've been propositioned 2 times, just waiting for my mom to pick me up from school when i was 16 and 17. and once this summer, i was told to "stop hooking before we take you in" outside my own house when i was smokin a cig. all 3 times, i burst into tears and they ran away or apologized. fuckign right. of course, it could be cuz i was showing a little too much tit. but, whatever. and dude, i grew up in MN, i know ALL about heating blocks and snow forts and hot cocoa not brandy, and middle of the night snowball fights, and darkness at 4 o'clock, and frostbite, and showveling til your arms about fall off. man...i do NOT miss that.
from arletterocks :
Hey, sexy. I'd clean the gunk out of your ears anytime. Hah! I crack myself up.
from gwensworld :
ohk, so you're short and skinny...the point is....i wanna have your babies. and i DID google that corner...*ahem* The Battle of Main and Hastings Vancouverites thought they elected a mayor who would take control. Instead, the police seem more entrenched than ever. scary. however, I lived in the city TIME magazine called "Murderapolis" fucking right i'm a badass. (yay for contradicting myself)
from roklobster :
is too is too is too!! Toast is perfect with JUST butter! But, I will concede, that Jam is jammerlicious with the toastyness. And too much butter makes it hard for the jam to stay on, so if I'm in the mooooood for jam, the butter has to stay in the fridge like the the whiney little bitch it is. Muah! .... .... Dammit, now I want toast.
from plume :
hey I like your style. film noir on crack or something I don't know. I feel like having a smoke for some reason. And I don't smoke. I like the sound of Labrador winter.
from wench77 :
haha! we had a party line at our house in the country til I was about 14 or so, not at my GRANDMA's house!! heehee!! :)
from thevow :
Another Canadian finds your home. Hola! Or as is expected of us, "Hola Eh!" A 20 minute friend is an interesting concept.
from gwensworld :
alacritous eh? good word. you canadians are just that much smarter than us stupid americans....someday...i'll live in canada, then i'll be....well, not american. WOOHOO!i wish i was an intimidating looking guy, i would go wander around dangerous neighboorhoods and strip clubs too. as it is, i'm a wussy girl, and one of these days i'm going to get my ass kicked for walking in thr wrong neighboorhood at night.
from devilscarpet :
Of course. I'd hate to infringe on your cleverness.
from gwensworld :
you're the only person who updates at night. so i'm entranced by you. will you be my friend?
from wench77 :
hehe... remember when there were no answering machines. And you only called long distance for short news (kinda like a telegraph0 or emergencies!! I dont have a cell phone cuz my work phone is at home, and email and all, and when I am out is the ONLY time I am like you say, OUT OF THE LOOP!!! And hey, totally understand the "damn, it's a nice day... planned to work inside today... nope!!" Here it is blowing yuckytinydust snow sideways. Entry about it later. ciao.
from devilscarpet :
Good. Dying or being otherwised inflicted with harm wasn't exactly on my wishlist for today. I actually semi-enjoyed 28 Days Later. It's scary how many arguments you can get in with people about it, it's feasibility and what the hell was right (or wrong) with the characters. My favorite part, however, was the soundtrack. "In the House/In a Heartbeat" owns my soul. Well... in a figurative sense.
from son-shade :
WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T SOMEONE TELL ME THIS BEFORE!? Fawkin' 'ael.
from pornoviolent :
hhahahahhaha ur funny oh look i edidn't use caps just like u said and hay i know how to spell i got accepted to harvard liek whut!!!
from devilscarpet :
I really enjoy your site. It's like a collection of vignettic stories instead of long tales of epic nothing (which better describes my own). The literate story did a rather fine job of cracking me up, as I've done something quite similar. Word of advice: You might want to close the link going from Ms. Lovejoy's reviews to the Notify List. It all links to the review site now, and while reviews are nice, I'm thinking you might have the NotifyList there for a reason. I'll be reading.
from son-shade :
Oh. Muh. GAWD. That last one HAS to be a fucking joke. Still...needs a reply...
from pornoviolent :
UR GOTH RIGHT???
from arletterocks :
Blue cheese on ANYTHING. Especially fried zucchini. That's like heroin except worse, because at least heroin makes you all skinny.
from wench77 :
mm, looked at your notes and had to go back and read the entries (isnt THAT assbackwards now)... mm, maybe Montreal is like Padua and works... butter in espresso... I usually have hot cream in my espresso, and butter is just a step further from skim milk...must try. mmm. And I still havent tried dangerspouse's butter in the pie crust idea yet... mmm butter butter butter...
from wench77 :
I like the lesbian poking with a verbal stick line. Yup that would be me, couldnt leave alone even if I totally KNEW what you meant by the eyes. Is it TRUE that some muscle woman that big was wearing pink lipstick?? Scary scary. I don't smoke pot more than twice a year, and usually only one toke, but I push all the air out of my lungs and take a toke til I cant breathe in anymore, and then hold it til I cant anymore, and usually all the smoke is absorbed and none breathes out. I can get pretty stoned on one toke. Yup. My lungs scream and scream if I take a second toke cuz they're spoiled goodytwoshoes lungs. hah!
from gwensworld :
*random lick to your arm*
from arletterocks :
Butter and espresso? I dunno. But butter on rare steak? Oh, GOD. It looks like a disgusting level of excess, but when I tried it my eyes rolled up in my head and I couldn't stop drooling. Looked like I was having a seizure. It was that good.
from lescirques :
1) the butter/espresso thing sounds rancid. 2) i fucking HATE it when people spell it expresso. 3) i dig your page. 4) i just used the word 'dig' without flinching. this can only be a downward spiral.
from son-shade :
"So stupid." And and the cunt-fart fucking leaves it like that. Good fucking reasoning. Piss off.
from gwensworld :
Everyone has their own boundaries and such, personally, when i'm with my friends, i mock them, their beliefs, and everything about them, but they know i'm doing it out of sheer love and affection, and generally, they do it back and i love them for it. however, i've thought i was close enough to some people to josh around with them like that, and been very much mistaken. however, i call my mom a dyke all the time and she just laughs and goes out with her girlfriend, and i call my friend elaine, a dirty injun, and she just smacks me and goes on her little native way. i have a confession to make...everyone on diaryland that i read seems to listen to tom waits...and besides you d-land kids, i've never heard of him....
from rockyraven :
28 days later was so stupid
from blacsunrise :
Ive never been offended. I quite enjoy it you honkey crackah (being a white person myself, I dont know any others). Oh and speaking of movies (stick with me here) ever seen Dementia 13?
from slipping- :
I don't find you offensive because I've been reading your entries and I've noticed that "offensive" phrases tend to pop up. Like when you refer to your readers as "my ugly following". It's hilarious. You make it pretty clear that you don't mean any hatred towards those of us with alternate sexual orientations. Or at least to me. Rock on.
from arletterocks :
Yes, I have been reading your yearbook, as a matter of fact. Looks like I beat you to the punch on the stalking thing. Wait, I know -- we can stalk each other! Dude, that would be SO hot!
from arletterocks :
Don't get your panties in a twist, you goofy-ass cracker. When it comes to name-calling, people can tell when it's teasing and when it's genuine hostility. I call people "dirty hippies" all the time, and I was vegan for two months and I climb fences when I'm at parks so I can pick up other people's trash. I just figure I know of what I speak.
from his-holiness :
That's a great banner. I'm happy to be of such use-D
from his-holiness :
And I took the Kevin Smith test. Apparently I'm Hooper-D
from his-holiness :
Fantastic. Hopefully I'll get a chance to see it.
from son-shade :
Christ...I forgot that part. The part about leaving you there. That was fucking SHITTY! Of all fucking times too. Well, in my own defence I was arrested at the gates and placed on charges (which were dropped because of the circumstances). Americans just yelling to yell. Sorry 'bout that. Really.
from son-shade :
God. If ya looks at the percentages, EVERYONE is fecken god. Which defends MY God Argument perfectly.
from son-shade :
Send me email (I no longer have yours). I will not hold conversations on my messageboards. I feels like an episode of Ren and Stimpy. YALLAH my Rebel of Ells.
from gkgrl :
by the way, when i did the kevin smith test... i was god
from gkgrl :
somewhat aware...after all, i know you wouldn't have left me there if you felt you had any other choice...
from son-shade :
Yes...but if it is the right Geek, did you know how much TROUBLE I got in? Not that I'd have done it any different.
from gkgrl :
i knew you were AWOL...
from gwensworld :
i like rum. and i am a stomach licking PRO. and yeah, shrek rocks more than anything ever, AND the soundtrack is a good listen to. all around goodness.
from gwensworld :
kinky. i knew there was a reason i liked canada so much. will you be my sugar daddy?
from gwensworld :
HA! You wouldn't hit me. I'm a chick! YAY! Is 'Finding Nemo' a good movie? I've been talking to some people, and I'm going to expand my horizons into the fungii family of drugs, within a matter of weeks. yippee!
from idiot-milk :
Chocolate fountain, eh? Now that sounds delightful. I'm going to have to investigate this whole hotel buffet crashing thingie. And no worries about me. It wasn't the best day ever, but neither was it the worst day ever. So all will be well once again in the very near future, I'm sure. All I need is a couple gallons of gin and a vacation and I'll be right as rain.
from blacsunrise :
Mmmm the "Esq" really adds a nice touch.
from wench77 :
yeah, religion is a real "identity" issue... people seem to just interpret it as they want, and even start a new branch if they don't agree (witness how many protestant Christian branches there are!!) rather than going "this is wrong" and leaving. It is all very strange. It means that most Christians disagree with other Christians to a greater extent than they disagree with me, the nonbeliever. All so strange. But then, we could discuss gays in the military too... that is another one ...
from wench77 :
yeah, i really couldnt give a fuck, except it is such an excuse to just shit on gay people. You'd think marriage was a cake and if they gave some to the gay people, there'd be none left that wasnt eaten or slobbered on for everyone else to eat. Egads. It's kind of like saying if you let girls play basketball, soon there will be no good basketball anywhere anymore. Like WHAT? Maybe there will just be MORE basketball... good and bad. Personally the international thing is a reason for me to get married... I wanted to get hitched to my girl so that she could come live here. My straight friends who dont believe in marriage DID get married so that one could follow the other to the states when she went for school. If you're not married, you have no international rights to be together at all. But I agree... legal rights for everyone man, and leave the biblical ceremonies to the churches, not the state.
from gwensworld :
don't make fun of me shorty. i could kung fu yo' ass. ohk...thats a lie...please don't hurt me. *cries*
from candoor :
and here I am thinking about my first love and about picking up Gaiman's book and I read you... just felt like telling you.
from chicknamedal :
Okay, you're right. I DO want you on the soapbox, just not the touchy-feely one...although every once in a while is refreshing, I admit. I'm addicted to the preaching to stupid and ugly -- gotta couple of people I'd like to send your way.
from gwensworld :
*blinks* it made a LOT of sense to tell you i couldn't finish yer story last night. i didn't wanna hurt your feelings...now that you point it out though, i realize you really wouldn't have know. hmmm....i need some water, some food thats NOT rice crispy bars (i ate like 8 of them last night) and a fuckin cigarette. laytor kiddo.
from chicknamedal :
Dude, I was so not expecting that story. Beautiful. Sad. Touching. Almost made me cry which would suck considering I am at work. Glowing pink eyes because you've been crying - not cool. (Glowing pink eyes because of another reason...hmmmm) Thank you for sharing such a sad tale in spite of your Vulcan, Trickster Asshole ways. Loved it. That said, will you please get off the fucking soap box and get back to ranting? You have the absolute best rants and I missed it this morning. And damn it! At 6:30 in the morning and at my fucking office I need that humor. I need a fix NOW. Thanks again for a wonderfully written story. Wow.
from wench77 :
yes, I suppose in the way of "do not beat yourself up over shit. shit happens and it makes you you".. like "die ok with your life" yeah??? I just always cringe when I hear things like "regret nothing"... i often find they are spewed out by little assholes running rampant over everyone's lives with no respect. But I get the big picture thing. yeah.
from wench77 :
"you can learn a lot from a sad story"... I agree. Funny, someone posted a list of life lessons/ hints etc today, and one was "regret nothing".. and I said, no, it is from what we regret that we learn to do better next time and be the person we would like to be. (I did a whole comic book called "Teaching Through Trauma") Anyways, I was reactionary, and I did send off an email to ob, saying "read this story" and please know I do not, repeat, do not, hate you". mmm, but of course you DID tell that girl that you didnt hate her. I suspect she was projecting her feelings that you would be correct (in her heart) to "hate" her. mmm. sad that.
from wench77 :
Hey, I thought that too, when I started putting ob instead of pc (i realized too many people I knew would recognize pc as an alias)... that it is a tampon! Good ones at that! ob is my ex... it is good you do not know... that means you were not one of the people overdosing on my sobstories of missing ob!! yay! :) Why sleepless in seattle boy??? (in that movie I sort of identify with the guy she dumped who she was supposed to marry!! gllll! (though I am not so dull, just unlucky in love)
from wench77 :
that story made me cry so much my doggy woke up and is whining at my studio door to make me feel better. Hugs. I think maybe I will forward that to ob. I hope she doesnt think that is harrassment. oop... gotta catch the snot from my nose. More hugs.
from gwensworld :
i really wanna read yer story, but i'm too high. so i'll rwad it tomorrow. k? k. good.
from slipping- :
Wow. Amazing entry. I was whimpering by the end... hugs?
from gwensworld :
i am well versed in the ways of illegal substances....and am willing to dedicate an entire 24 hr period to doing shrooms. i'll keep you posted on how that goes for me.
from gwensworld :
cartoons RULE. i have the chickenpox. you entertain me. i've never done shrooms, but the more i read your diary, the more i want too.
from arletterocks :
"Baise-Moi" rocks. Yeah. Ugly. I like it.
from kristintracy :
I. LOVE. SHREK.
from kristintracy :
People who jerk out the crocodile tears, and are not acting in a John Hughes movie, get zero respect. It is insanely insanely wrong. Like punching someone in the cock, rather than arguing, etc. with them like a normal human being.
from meeyapede :
For sterilization, may I recommend that Botox be tampered with, so that any woman stupid enough to use it is unable to procreate? It's a start. Or...Oooo! Maybe we could just get Dr. Phil to start some kind of death cult?
from manchmal :
I hate too many fonts. There are no fewer than 3,000 fonts hovering in my font suitcase package. I have four or five that I switch between for my designs. I was talking about the animated banner, ja.
from manchmal :
these banners of yours are fantastic. what's the font yer using? eem
from kristintracy :
Hey, tiger. I'm shoutin-out to you via your notes page. (Oh, I'm a twentysomething, but I chose "tiger" over "hoss" or "son", etc.)
from velvet-heart :
You have a rockin diary :) Sucks badly that mine isn't like yours *jealousy seeps from within* grrr
from arletterocks :
I already have two house rules: "No screwing on the bed unless Arlette gets some first" and "PUKE in the TOILET because my place is too damn small for you to not be able to find it in ten seconds flat." I also have steep, narrow, intimidating Darwinism-in-action stairs for weeding out the too-drunks. And no neighbors. It rules.
from sourballs123 :
a computer rapin tats original d cool diary i like the lay our its very dark hey check out my hell and im gettin tired of tellin pple my hell is my diary i think i shouldnt tell pple wat the fuck i mean anymore have a ncie day cus tommorow isnt promised
from yasu :
Wow...I just found your diary by complete accident. It was hilarious, especially the part with the homosexual haircut, though I don't think I could go through that for a haircut. Americans are indeed stupid aren't they? ^-^
from arletterocks :
Someone got to my site from a Google search for "arlette porn." Did you arrange this? And if not, WHY not?
from just-deal :
I totally cracked up reading your entry about designer lunch bags. I ha te to admit but I am one of those girls who loves designer things but I must say I would never ever use a designer bag for my lunch hmm its just weird anyway your really funny and take care :-)
from slipping- :
Also. I love bitches too. But I am going to fail Women's Studies anyway because my teacher is jealous/lustful of my young lithe body. Or, maybe I just suck at school.
from slipping- :
Glad you like... hah, you'd HATE my other diary. I added you because I'm an aspiring author, which doesn't work with the whole university deal. And unfortunately I'm not good with titles OR the in-between, at least not currently. Also, you're hi-fucking-larious. Thanks for the note.
from idiot-milk :
Oh, I know all about those delicious and restorative hot toddies My uncle would make them for us whenever we were sick. One time my mom said she would make me one, and she didn't put the bourbon or whatever in it. I told her that it didn't taste as good as when my uncle made them. My uncle was in a good bit of trouble with her for that. He was also fond of giving us beer and gin. Ahhh...good times. Happy, normal, non-fucked up childhood memories.
from son-shade :
Seriously? Shit.
from his-holiness :
"Thoughtful" sounds good. We run into dangerous territory when we start to take ourselves too seriously.
from his-holiness :
As for the nature of god, I do believe you to be correct, as to the book, I feel it's light entertainment designed to amuse myself and my fourteen year old brother. But what the hell, why shouldn't our entertainment do something other than give us cavities?
from court-s :
Hey, hey now! Don't knock Toronto! (But for the record, Ottawa is about 10 times more beautiful (and more clean)! (Saw your note in his-holiness)
from his-holiness :
No shit. I'm working on a book attempting to explain religion and human behaviour on a fourteen-year-old level. The ideas come free, the execution is labour-D
from his-holiness :
I meant the story. It sounds like you've got it going now. There's this Richard Brautigan poem. I forget the title, but the poem, to paraphrase, says, "I've been looking for a poem for this title since (insert date here), I've now officially given up." Sounds like you've found your poem though-D
from his-holiness :
I think you've hit it-D
from zoombeanie :
Hey. I found your diary through one of your ads. I love the layout. Its funny. and cool. I hope your hand feels better
from gwensworld :
its official. i adore you. *kisses the owwie* all better. :)
from his-holiness :
There's something to be said for ritual, and there's something to be said for being so free of your senses that you don't care if you look like an ass and end-up barfing in the bathroon of a gay bar in Oakland, like that poor fool last night. And yes, it would seem you've been getting into quite a bit of static lately. Sounds like you can handle your shit though. It also sounds like your not creating trouble, you're just making it damn clear that there's only so much shit you can get away with before you get your ass handed to you. But it is unfortunate about the knuckles-D
from arletterocks :
Aha. Hatness explained. And the simultaneous hats? Defininte synchronicity.
from arletterocks :
"Dtrangely" apparently being a portmanteau word assembled from "derangedly," "strangely," and "trangely."
from arletterocks :
Aha. Quantum Hat Physics. I am puzzled, yet dtrangely reassured. Thank you.
from his-holiness :
And another thing... Have you ever met Andrew Vachss? He is one intense little dude. He's a friend of my older brother. Got this great story out of him: Apparently he was arguing a case against this worthless fucking dirtbag who'd beaten his baby. The defense is trying to argue that this scum-sucking fuck-hole couldn't possibly have broken the baby's pelvis like that with his hand, so Vachss puts his arm through the wall and asks him to give the answer more thought. He won the case of course, but broke the fuck out of his arm.
from anniewaits18 :
came to visit. I was disappointed. I was hoping you would have play by play of threesomes. Screw this, I'm going to download porn. Thanks for nothing buddy!!
from his-holiness :
Sounds like a hell of a night. I haven't been in a fight since the fifth grade. I didn't fare so well either. I've spent a long time finding a path to peace with myself and my past, and the one thing I've gotten really good at is de-escalating situations. I took on my step-father one night, a few years back, when he'd had too much to drink and hadn't taken his meds in god knows how long. The one thing running through my head every time someone tries to get stupid with me is, "I ain't goin' to prison fer nothin'." I've spent countless hours in conflict resolution workshops and, so far, I've kept my looks-D PS A note. Like the genius that I am I left this message on my own page. My head is not level today, and my thinking is not clear.
from his-holiness :
As for Chuck E. Weiss, get "Old Souls And Wolf-Tickets" if you can. As for the Hip, they don't draw the crowds here that they do in Canada. I've seen them at the Fillmore three times (the first was on the "Trouble at the Henhouse" tour), and once at a little place in Santa Cruz called Palookaville. At the Palookaville show Gord actually did stop during a fight-well, not so much a fight as an assault-and kept yelling at the guy, "Hey! Hey! That's not cool." Then told the bouncers, "Get him out of here." I imagine he would have done more if he hadn't been strapped to a guitar-D
from his-holiness :
As an aside, have you checked out Chuck E. Weiss? As near as I can tell he's the last great hipster-D
from his-holiness :
As I know you like to be informed, I've added you to my favourite's list-D
from arletterocks :
World's. Best. Smoker. Ever. Dan was born with his fingers already curved around a cigarette. No fancy tricks, no slick handling of the cigarette lighter. Just a lit cancer stick that works like an extension of his own hand.
from gnu-high :
An intrigued one, am I.
from gwensworld :
dude. the image of you beating a woman-beater, into a bloody pulp made me wet. this is your official notice that you are added to my favorites. so no need to YELL at me again.
from son-shade :
Buddhacide: The act of killing a Boddhitsatsva epitomising absolute nothingness. Kill them at will when met, you can't be convicted of killing "Nothing".
from his-holiness :
Another classic is, "If you meet the Buddha in the road, kill him."
from arletterocks :
Baby-and-apple joke? Excellent.
from son-shade :
Prrrrrrrfect.
from arletterocks :
Hell yeah, I'd put out for Ash. Buce Campbell is almost as sexy as Jon Stewart. I guess I like 'em hot and weird.
from nakedboy :
Tu Che. Speaking of the three eyed smiley face, I was hoping you'd respond the way you did, if you did at all.
from cheerchik234 :
I must say bravo. I am very amused by your musings. I do suppose I shall keep reading... Muah ha ha ha. By the way the whole e-mail thing was very hmmm hilarious. Yes... Muah ha ha.
from son-shade :
And so is The Word. A cold breath on goose flesh to unsettle ones sense of well being.
from arletterocks :
I think I'd prefer the toaster oven. 'Cause I only like the nerve chills when it's from someone breathing on the back of my neck. In a good way, I mean.
from son-shade :
The only thing anyone'll get from me are nerve-chills. The kind that compels the little hairs on the back of your neck to stand on end and makes your bladder weaken.
from ninetynein :
I don't give a damn what Tom says. There's nothing weird about tying yourself up. And believe me, if I can say that as a holy man (I dropped the Rev. part years ago), everyone should be cool with it. Hey Son, ain't it funny how life works out? Only you could make me really 'see the light'. BTW, I got a fuckin' read for you, my friend. - Rev. NEIN
from arletterocks :
Oh, that one picture practically made *me* hot. I mean, I know it's of myself, but hey, I take advantage of myself all the time. To quote my favorite drunken prophet, I'm not weird about it or anything; I don't tie myself up first. And 41 wrath-free days? Damn, do I get a toaster oven or something for that?
from arletterocks :
...or if it's a certain hideous, disgusting joke involving small children. If by some freak of nature that turns out NOT to be true, please tell me. That'll make it extra funny.
from son-shade :
Lackless Readers, rape is no laughing matter unless, of course, you happen to be raping a clown or Ray Ramono.
from arletterocks :
Well, they're annoying, you can't take them to bars, and they're terrible in the sack. Unless you dig on the ones who cringe and whimper. Which, I admit, can be totally sexy.
from son-shade :
Where you're from, maybe.
from arletterocks :
"Fuck kids?" Dude, that's illegal.
from son-shade :
He doesn't hate me. "Hate" takes thought. At best he's one of the hockey helmeted kids at the back of the short bus that yells at dogs and carries cut outs of the lingere section of the Sears catalogue, because he obviously can't glom his anal discharge enough to make a point. I think it's hillarious that people who I make angry actually take the time read.
from blacsunrise :
If he hates you so much why even take the time to read your diary? I smell jealousy...could just be my feet tho. As far as Im concerned, you won that fight before it even started.
from son-shade :
Moo-hah-haaah.
from ninetynein :
Not as much as your sharp scathing comment.
from son-shade :
I hope it was the fucking homeless guy who set you on fire. I hope it hurts.
from ninetynein :
Last night on the way home I stole a sign and a change cup from a homeless guy. Later, I had to stop and take off my jacket because I thought it was on fire. Not a flaming fire mind you (that'd be crazy), but a small smoldering fire. That be good dope.
from son-shade :
(Ed's Note: Children shouldn't be stuck with pins unless they really deserve it.) I want laserus to come to my message board. Send him to me and mine amusement for I wish to apply baleful wrath upon his tender 19 year old poet's heart. I want to rip it through his amateur's larnyx and show him how small and weak and how stunted by youth it really is. I'll prove to him that it's full of shit, not blood. One more message or so more and it's off to HIS message board to spam-fill it.
from arletterocks :
I love it when you shred that kid. And I love it when you compliment me. Oooooh. I feel so good right now. I think I'll go stick pins in a small child now to see if it'll make me feel even better.
from coppersky :
you are funny. and i like it.
from arletterocks :
Phwoar. I laugh loud, you know me and my dead baby jokes, and my cussing is poetry. And you are my best friend.
from arletterocks :
Thanks for tearing that laswell kid a new asshole. Would you mind being one of a small army of fiends intent on his destruction? Thanks.
from idiot-milk :
Fuck YEAH I love me some Halloween. People who don't are sad cunts with no imagination whatsofuckingever.
from arletterocks :
"Old Bushmill's I staggered, you buried the dagger." My most recent ex taught me to smoke. I came back from school and he had a pack of Nat Shermans, a package of Drum, and a bottle of Bushmill's. We sat around on my front porch rolling cigarettes and drinking whiskey and reading to each other from the Outlaw Bible of American Poetry. It was fucking legendary.
from licalicious :
correction - type-o unintelligible
from licalicious :
yay! I made you go off on a tirade... It's fun to provoke people, dontcha think? And I do like the phrase, I was just poking you to see what you'd do... You were my little experiment. I liked the results. Comments: I would have punched the guy, too; The Saturday night drinking is a rarity, and when it does happen, it's more like good conversation and a bottle of wine rather than clubbing(which I have never done, and never plan to do). I'm also a big fan of sense and nonsense a la Douglas Hofstadter, so you never know if I am trying to be unintelligile...
from rabidkiwi :
It's good to read about someone teaching those damn kids-with-rice-rockets a lesson. I love the way you can mix violence with eloquence.
from son-shade :
Uh...Ok. Yes. Well, I'd like to answer that , um, statement with a "What the FUCK are you trying to say here?" I'm lost. Head is buzzing with the last night bottle o bottle flies and I COULD be a lil slow on the fucking uptake, but I don't think so. Just because some GOB uses a great saying doesn't fucking mean I'm not going to fucking use it - I din't make it up, and I like it so it's in my lexicon for now. "Sleep of the just", "big as a house", "fat as a whale" THAT shit people overuse like me and Mary Juanna. But if what I'm discerning is correct, your logic is the logic that let Hitler win the sole proprietary rights to HIS FUCKING MUSTACHE. COULD have been something good...but people always throw it back to him. Great goddamned simile, now it's tagged with trailer trash. Damn your silky-smooth porn watching girrrl hide.
from licalicious :
So I can't "tell him you're a beautiful baby and that you watch porn and that you're touching yourself and wished you had a graven image of me"? Didn't I? You must be confused with cannot and will not. And why do you always reference hard objects as " hard as Chinese algebra"? Yes it is funny, but every mullet-headed trailer dweller uses that phrase... please tell me you do not feel superior for this analogy... would love to say more, but Saturday and the bevy that accompanied it are controlling my rationale...
from x-designs :
nice. it took me a hell of a long time figuring out what you really wanted to say, minus all those vulgarities. but yeah, nice.
from kate1211 :
Well in my humble opinion, reality is in fact quite cynical. I don't watch TV or read religious myths, and I only get PISSED at the government.
from son-shade :
And the with of the common fucking pleeb rears it's ugly head. He sure showed me, sure 'nuff. Fuck me. What will I do if he steals my shit and uses for his own? Hmm. Maybe I'll come up with ANOTHER ORIGINAL IDEA, THEN ANOTHER, step back AND STILL BE THE SON THAT SETS ON YOU. While you're struggling with the demons of your Uncle Jim Bob using your mouth like a spermository, I'm still the Son. Fuck off. You don't know how much you can learn from TCP/IP logs and a friend who bleeds UNIX, cunt.
from naivereact :
ha ha asshole, I just plagiarized ya!
from blimpet :
i was reading it, and i fucking think ur great.
from son-shade :
Realism is not cynicsm. The buggy fucking anger that comes along with the lust for Truth and fucking Beauty and godamned COMMON FUCKING SENSE is an amplified version of the apathy 99.8% of the Western world feels for their Must See TV existences. If people'd read deeper than Daniel Fucking Steele or their Goebel's Own People magazine they'd be more likely to be PISSED THE FUCK OFF TOO.
from kate1211 :
Just browsed in here, and my gods your a cynical bastard. I'm totally hooked on you now of course! I love anyone that can be an ass and still make it look good.~Kate
from son-shade :
It is forums like this that make the Internet such a powerful commodity. Just when I think that my sick-puppy mind has licked the arses of St. Degenerate, I find proof positive that there's still areas it could sink even deeper. With little more than one of my cache of dead baby jokes, I find it's Xmas in October. The Lovely Keeper is "AAWWWFUCK"ing in the background as I fight for control of my fingers jiggling as I giggle.
from arletterocks :
I bestow up thee my favorite joke, for thou wouldst surely appreciate it most highly: What is the difference between a dead baby and an apple? You don't cum all over an apple before you take a bite out of it. Thank you, and goodnight.
from meeyapede :
Yah, they both suck donkey balls, no doubt. Btw, "meeyapede" is the nickname of my kittycat, Millipede. Plus it sounds cute when said w/ a Russian accent. Oh, and I'm a SHE. Very, very much so.
from son-shade :
Point taken. Counterpoint: Bush is a weak man with a small dick and and a rich-boy bully compulsive ego. What he stands for is false and hateful and on all levels I wish he would lay the fuck down so the rational America could bug-fuck the bastard into the dirt. Being a Canadian all I will do is watch - and vent my frustrations out on my battered old TV.
from meeyapede :
Nero didn't burn the city- he just blamed the Xians, plus decided that the charred rubble should be cleared to make room for his new palace. Which is pretty bad too. For the Dubya analogy, I'd say he's more of a Commodus than a Nero. (Nero was a silly little simp, but he wasn't an evil fucker.) Sure, Bush I is no Marcus Aurelius, but the rest of the comparison holds- the Empire's decay begins when the Emperor is based on heredity, not skill. Hm, now I'm inspired to write an entry about that. Btw, I love hate. It gets me all atingle!
from son-shade :
There is a thin layer of resin on the sub-side of my skull that would make for a very nice bong but blessed are those who get head from this motherfucker - forked tongue and caustic saliva. Mortals await at my doorstep for the privilige of being spat on - for my saliva is Soma and my arrogance - Ambrosia. Be filthy, readers. Arlette gets it.
from arletterocks :
If I lick your sweat, will I get high? How about if I lick your arm? Your cigarette lighter? Your skull? I think I'd like licking your skull. I know for a fact that I like reading your diary.
from son-shade :
Don't you fucking dare put words in my mouth. You don't know a gaddam thang about me - at least not enough to put into hard letters a statement, a brand of my hate for someone. But you fluffed it with a compliment and while precarious - no wrath for you. not today. But be nervous in mine shadow, for all morals walk in the shadow of the Son That Sets on All of You.
from la-douleur :
You hate me. I detest you. It's a beautiful, beautiful thing. You write well, and I'm jealous. You have impecable taste of words, which I'm sure are drawn from a far more extensive vocabulary than my own. You hate me already. This is the fucking beauty in it.
from son-shade :
If it smells like shit, looks like shit and feels like shit then you shouldn't need to taste it to know that THIS IS ALL SHIT AND IT'S NOT FUCKING FUNNY! Mia madre - may a monsoon of marsupials mate merrily with your mothers!
from blacsunrise :
Nice layout. I like. Funny shit. Ill read more. Yes I do enjoy being monosyllabic. You know- you nuts, me like.
from son-shade :
This was cool until I discovered I was number 179th on a list of 233 diary's you miraculously find time to read. My feet await anointing in sacramental recompense. Damn filthy readers.
from kimmikers :
Damn you and your reverse psychology! Now you're on my favorites list. Finally, someone who appreciates the word 'fuck' in its many forms.
from son-shade :
It's a sorry fucking state of affairs that our lives are best defined by T shirts and bumper stickers. Their writers must be fucking giants.
from ninetynein :
Hey, it's like the T-shirt says: I like my women like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.
from son-shade :
There are COURT INJUNCTIONS barring me from ever marrying again for fear that I - although clinically rehabilitated - may enjoy my post-coitus newly espoused's head braised in a rich boeuf beaujolais reduction. I may be insane, but taste is one thing that seperates us from the bonobos.
from lovelyadie :
your insane! marry me.
from ninetynein :
Don't blame the catholics, blame that fucker GOD!

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