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Ha! The reason we are putting ourself through the joyous thrill that is the 11+ is because three years ago when Ben went through this most excellent process, he was given his 5th choice of school! And it goes without saying that anybody's 5th choice is the school that nobody else wants. Apparently our house isn't in anybody's catchment. So we have opted for sending Ben to snooty private school (so much for nice holidays) and quite possibly Sam and Nicole as well (so much for food and clothes). The grammar schools are a great option but the closest one is 45 minutes by train from us. Pretty much a nightmare either way. Actually, the Superdrug notwithstanding, Eastleigh sounds pretty fantastic...
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Thanks for the notes. I'm having ultra-sound soon. I just hope It's not twins!
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The Waldorf looks amazing! Ours was quite contemporary. I miss it so much! Thinking about saving up so I can go again sometime, but to have it all expenses paid was the best! And M is amazing... We had our marriage prep class last night and the priest didn't ask us to come for another one, so we either did something right or something very wrong...
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ha! It should be gold-plated for that much. Its Pentasa, a pretty popular drug for Crohn's, but it sucks! Cuz I got sick on it the last time I took it! The dr. I seen didn't know what else to put me on cuz technically he is a surgeon that specializes in the digestive tract, not a true fart dr. so he wasn't 100% sure what other new meds might be out there. I see a fart dr. in december. but I'm tired of waiting. I'm just tired. period!!! xoxo
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Thats cool - whatever you need. s x
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thanks - i'm going to start off with my book, and if i still feel like i need more input, i'll send you my post addy, ok? *waves*
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I don't suppose you'd have a transcript of that particular section, would you? :-) I could really use something to read on the topic... Btw, thanks for all of your input, it's appreciated!
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Hey! Wow, I am very surprised we didn't have an assembly for Vets. day, we always do! I think we were supposed to have one, but they cancelled it for some reason. Aw.. poor Jooj! I'm the same as her, I get sensitive about everyting..hahha. Yes, I am going to the doctors, cybermum! I can't wait~
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I am a big fan of lube... She, I think was embarrassed by it, but gets better and better with it. We've found that she likes the KY warming one. When I moved out, I had two different types, one warming and one tingly (from Durex). I liked the Durex one a lot. I want to see what the Doctor has recommended - those may be even better.
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haha i did actually make a comment along the lines of 'it's like going out with twins!' before reassuring him i find him much more attractive :) he doesn't have a complex though - people also tell him he looks like duncan from blue and, when be-spectacled, sue perkins worryingly x
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Love the picture, miss stepfordtart! Lol, L did looked like he had Farrah Fawcett hair there, it looks to pretty! And you remind me of Pink, you know the singer! You look just like her! She's awesome. Consider that as a complement!
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You and Harry must indeed have been seperated at birth. Compare and contrast http://www.colonytheatre.org/bios/stewartFrench.html
Spooky.
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he makes me so happy (sexually especially!). your advice is extremely thoughtful, i think i'll post a card to sam's mum and say i have the pics (they used such a bad one of her in the press. she was an "interestingly" pale, dark wavy-haired, big brown eyed happy girl) and ask if she'd like them x
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thanks...some real shit happens in the world. she will be remembered fondly - one of the funniest people i ever knew xx
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That is a good question and I shall answer it, as I have been thinking of that myself and trying to decide. Writing aboutit will help, so feel free to nudge me and get me writing about it. I've got to hit the rack now.
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HA!! doner kebabs - i love those! had them in germany. man, i miss those...
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What sort of fabulousness have you gotten yourself into lately?
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Sorry. Nova plate is lox and bagels, except Nova Salmon is less salty than the Lox... Your question "Do you actually still find your wife desirable?" What are you asking? Since I came home or with her weight up? Initially I was not attracted to her and I am still having difficulty in that area. I am still attracted to her, but I think I don't want to give a lot in that area, fearing it all will sour again. Funny you would ask, that has been on my mind lately.
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ahaha! we had some nakedness this evening but i had to come home as i had no stuff with me and could not turn up to work tomorrow in the miniskirt i wore this evening :) prob staying over on tuesday... eee i am so excited! x
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Oh, I would just love to see the electric blue hair! Hell, you've seen my halloween pics, so send them over.
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no, but i'm terribly picky!!
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julymalaise : |
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It's Government and Law, lol.
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yeah, my solicitor said pretty much the same. Basically I can say that although I don't agree with what she says, I won't defend it. There is an option of counter-claiming that she is the unreasonable one, but that just means spending more money and, as you say, the only ones to benefit are the lawyers.
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No, I do not think they had the movie here, althought I would love to see one day! Hahahha!
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A pint was definitely what I needed that day. I went for sandwiches and felt a severe magnetic attraction to every pub I passed.
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hello, my dear friend. so much to tell you... things are quite shitty here right now. would love to chat sometime. hope things are well on your end. ~lonely
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With your insider knowledge, do you think it's possible to get gerberas or hibiscus in April? I had a dream where I had a bright pink and yellow bouquet and it's kind of stuck...
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God, I hope it isn't swine flu...
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Yes, I can view the clips very well, hahaha!
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Happy birthday, if it was your birthday you were talking about! Yeah, I can relate to how you feel when you are watching a clip of a show. It's like show the whole thing man, what the hell? This is why I click on it on the first place, to see the whole show, not the half-ass one. It's so stupid.
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LOL you're not borderline obese, I don't think. I took roughly the middle of your various weights and you came out in the normal range anyway. And you're absolutely right, if you have a lot of muscle your BMI will be higher. Telling someone who's 10 stone and 5'7 that they're obese is ridiculous! I know that without converting it to numbers I understand. And, um, October if it still hurts.
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So I could calculate your BMI, of course :) And I know, it's just a Pavlovian response, when someone mentions weight, I get the calculator out. Hope the actual event is ok.
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haha, of course, it's not as if the two men need to *know* about ech other. i'm not ruling out further internet dating either. it's like being in a sweet shop and having a little bit of everything! x
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Yeah, ghost are naturally pale, so I don't why I said that in my entry! Lol! Yeah, I will get some comments on my diary, so it will save some time for people, I will get it soon, right now I am dealing with school stuff, hahaha.
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Yeah, you are really right, it sucks a lot. Yeah, I actually remember that and that you gotten yourself a new job. Hopefully, he finds something quick! Thanks for the lovely note, as always. Lol.
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a month in hospital, good grief! what was wrong with you, flesh-eating virus, scurvy or something equally as entertaining?! a crappy sinus infection pales in comparison really. i started feeling better after literally a day but was good and finished all my antibiotics x
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Buenos Dias Stepfie, what's the html code for the strikethrough text? Hope your back is feeling a bit better x
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I really want a job like that, where you do the work once and then wait for the wonga to plop through the letter box. OK, I know it's not that easy, but all strength to the MU.
(p.s. Hope the back is better).
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Re the pics. If it was up to me that's probably what we'd do, but my godmother is giving the photos to us for our wedding present (tried to talk her out of it but no good) so we've been looking for a good value one who does good pics, since we're having pics we want nice ones but don't want to rip her off. Think we've found a decent one now though. Also re the back, is it midline or to one side, does it go down your leg, if so how far, have you had any problems with your sphincter control or any numbness in the, ahem, saddle area? Tell portlypete we're not all 'bastards' please!
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OK. I didn't mean to send it twice, but the message bears repeating!!!
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You need to get that back sorted. I have some kind of (nearly) first hand experience of this. Don't take "no" for an answer. Get second, third and forth opinions. If that doesn't work, get into double figures. Demand an MRI scan. Bully those bastards - I suspect you're up to the job - and get it sorted. Someone I know was inches away from being paralysed from the neck down, and the NHS consultant wanted to send her back to work FFS! I have no wish to scare you, but whatever you do, don't imagine for one second that the doctor knows best. And why should you go through agonies so that others can have a few weeks in the sun? Think about You for once.
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You need to get that back sorted. I have some kind of (nearly) first hand experience of this. Don't take "no" for an answer. Get second, third and forth opinions. If that doesn't work, get into double figures. Demand an MRI scan. Bully those bastards - I suspect you're up to the job - and get it sorted. Someone I know was inches away from being paralysed from the neck down, and the NHS consultant wanted to send her back to work FFS! I have no wish to scare you, but whatever you do, don't imagine for one second that the doctor knows best. And why should you go through agonies so that others can have a few weeks in the sun? Think about You for once.
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Yay! You updated! Hooray! Miss ya, you seem to be busy, hope everything is well now. Wow, that sounds cool that you met your cyberfriends in London, it's always good to meet new people, it's fun!!!
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stepfordtart, I miss you! UPDATE! LOL!
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whystinger : |
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Time for an update?
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blujeans-uk : |
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Fiends and family? Heeheehee, sounds about right!
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julymalaise : |
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But I always thought that you were a gold member, did you just not have the gold membership anymore? Because I swear, at one time, you did have your name bold, I knew. And also, caker had his name bold too.
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of course i will wave - it'll break up the tedium of the several hour journey! :) x
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julymalaise : |
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Hahhah, well I bought the book, but I still had some money left to buy some fun stuff!! Thanks for note, lolz!
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thanks for the lovely note. my bro went to visit my grandad last summer, said he (grandad) spent an hour asking him about his work and then at the end of the conversation piped up with 'so, do you have a job then?' eek. still, i get to go on a field trip with work to a murder scene in the isle of dogs on friday so it's not all doom and gloom!! x
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Well hello back at you. Barbarella, eh?... so, getting a camera shoved up your arse... it is close to that time for me again. Completely understand about the wee thing in multi story car barns... ewwwww that smell.
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I know. And they said that this was the best movie out of the whole Harry Potters, really. But I thought it was okay, but they missed a lot of things that were quite obvious and other stuff like the ending, which me and my parents didn't like. Yeah, my parents never read the book either, but they saw some of the Harry Potters like 1-5, well that was my mom. I think my dad watched the 1,2,3 and 5. But they didn't know the plotline about Harry Potter, but they easily could find out what was going on, which was cool. Though my mom had a lot of questions about it, which I didn't really mind answering. Yeah, I wouldn't say this movie is the best out of the Potters series.
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just saying "hey!" I'm trying to re-read back through some of your entries..haven't been on in awhile!
Ps..Happy Belated Anniversary!!
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Hey stepfordtart!
You tell him! That lazy, tiler! Yeah, that is what I'm talking about! Tilers, eww, they're a handful, hahahha. Guess what? I watched Harry Potter and it was great! What scene made you jump, the one with ring? That made me jump, it was wierd, hah. I liked the movie, like you said a lot of stuff missing, and it was lots of laughs, but the ending, I don't know, me and my family weren't too crazy about it. The ending was like "Oh... is that it?" They should of kept the part when it is Dumbledore's funeral!
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thanks for your message. i will fill you in soon of all the details. :) i hope you are doing well. i miss "talking" to you. will post soon. take care, dear friend. xo
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Awesome! I'm glad you got to see it. Wow, and it sounds like you guys had a great time. I'm pretty sure I'm seeing it this sunday and I'm too anxious. Yeah, I heard they left out some things and yes, I've read the book, it was really one of my favorite out of the rest, but the movie from the HP that I really like is the "Chamber of Secrets." I love that movie out of the series! And I can deal with you not telling me the part that made you guys jump, although I am wondering what it is... Hahhaha.
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lol, I've had the date in my diary for MONTHS! Make her even more jealous - I was one of the first at my school to read the first book, waaaaay back when I was twelve! I'd forgotten my library card that day so I hid it behind an encyclopaedia til the day after, and read it about three times before I had to give it back :-)
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Wait, you seen Harry Potter this Sunday? Awesome! I didn't seen it yet, I'm seeing it NEXT SUNDAY!! Yay! I can't hardly wait.
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oh it was just a hungover rushed jobbie...but better than nothing i suppose :) x
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Yes, I will post the picture up with the flowers once I can, hahaha. Yes, I have your "Cast." and about Shagnasty and that MiniMe. Hahaha, go L! Wow, I'm so sorry about Paki, and you're right, that was a young age to die. But I gots to say, I read about the poop thing and I was like "Woah." Lol, was that his job? Hahaha, that must of been something that he had to drive home naked. But I hope all is well and that Paki will rest in peace. Luv ya!
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Just think, the damn bug was crawling around the hotel room for one whole night, under the headboard of the bed. I was pretty pissed that I missed at it 6 times. I was happy to see it the second night and squashed the piss out of the bastard.
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Hey stepfordtart, hahaha. Thanks for saying happy birthday to me, I really appreciated it. Wow, that car looks tons of fun and it is from 1899? Wow, I once saw how a fire engine looked back in like 1899 and it was so puny, but cute at the same time. Is Shagnasty your ex-husband? I figure he was. And who is Paki? Just wondering, and I'm so sorry about his loss, and I wish you and Shagnasty are going through it well. L sounds like a wonderful person! I bet he is!
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QUOTE "SEVENTEEN DAYS!! Seventeen days since I last updated!"
You're in danger of shattering your own record!
Is everyone enjoying the (sporadic) sun too much to update? I know, I know I'm the worst sinner of all, but then my life sucks like a Dyson. :-(
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Well, nobody died so it probably wasn't big enough to get into the national news! We only had it on Northwest tonight up here.
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Definitely a big metallic crane. Big, metallic, heavy and red. Here is the BBC story, if you're interested: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/merseyside/8137953.stm
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I would love to pay for my ticket, but unfortunately I have no money on me...
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My birthday is when it comes out and my mother said she will take me and I said okay, because we always see Harry Potter around my birthday, but since it comes out on my birthday, my mom thought it'll be cool to take me on it, since it's my birthday and I loove Harry Potter! well, my dad does not want to go because of Hershey Park and blah. So it is two feuding sides about one topic, lol.
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Hahahah stepfordtart, I love you! I'm glad you don't hate me, and yes, I guess it is good to change people's names, well only the people you hate.... lol, so you're right so they won't find you! Haha.
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Hey hun, add me if you like, I wish the Altantic wasn't separating us!
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Hi! I too will be preparing packed lunches & shoving them out the door to school and walking the dog & putting out the rubbish & watering the veg patch! I enjoy clicking through your eclectic read :)
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The pooonami story caused me to laugh out loud, as for the dinasours.....they could be hiding. Worth waiting 17 whole days for these tales
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jarofporter : |
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sorry it's been so long - email failed to show again. i'll be sending you an email at this d-land addy for you, from my personal account, and will put "message from jarofporter" in the subject line - keep a weather eye open!
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Yeah, I know. Me and Jooj should talk. Twilight is very exciting and exhilrating. Wow, you got a new job! So it is no more slaveboy? Oh, I enjoyed your stories of him. My mother just recently got a new job, she says it's loads of fun.
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The only reservation I have is that it's a bit smaller than the hotel function room. That said, I don't know how many people won't make it because of travelling... And if they put tables in will I fit between them in my frock, and is there space for a 'top' table... (Do we need one? I think my Dad wants one) I think I need to talk to them again but without the beer this time...
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From the little I've learn't about you, there's no reason to beat yourself up over what kind of person you are. I've worked for big and small companies. Big corporations (as you know to your cost) try to expunge individuality. Boooring!
I never regretted (well only occasionally) moving to a small place. You just don't hear lines like, "quick, hide everything sharp - she's trying to kill me!" in big business. Every day was a riot. And skinny-dipping is the best. Bye.
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<3 Thanks for being around for me(:
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BTW, loved the UK slang site, may have told you that before... BTW, you may have been right about that guess. I thought it was just she doesn't like me to rest my hand on her belly roll...
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I will update, but I'm too lazy too.
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It was harder than it looked actually, but I quite like Xenophobe Xsara - better than mine anyway. Though I think I may have gone to school with her - fat lass with a skin head and jackboots.
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my health seems to have returned thank god. where is an otter's favourite place in the universe? otter space. ahahaha. or not x
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whystinger : |
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Love the slang dictionary! Excuse me while I go crimp one off...
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strawberrri : |
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happy birthday L! also, got in this evening and had my package from you...YAY! they fit perfectly and i love them. thanks so, so much! xx
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Ah, it was about my lovely mum, and the person responsible for her relapse into anxiety/social phobia after she'd made such good progress overcoming it the first time. Very cross.
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hey, that email never came through, even in junkmail... care to try again? i'd appreciate it!
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Haha! It's only because it was a belated gift! Otherwise (and you can tell by my uncontrollable night eating) it would definitely have been devowered by now. I don't deserve your praise!! x
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Happy anniversary....A whole year. Pleased as a pleased person about the job too....Congratulations. Start planning that holiday, you certainly deserve it.
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whystinger : |
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She is probably just vain and was primping for herself... because she is recently married... but who knows?
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Wow, stepfordtart, your friends are creative. You know what I love about those puppets? I love how Mr. T is just randomly there, hahaha. I so totally dig it!
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Heh, glad I'm not alone on the shite cutesy emails opinion. Why do so many otherwise-intelligent women forward them on?! Oh and regarding older people who can't use computers, I have - rather embarrassingly - quite the opposite problem in my field (publishing). The older editors are VERY familiar with computer software and have taught me, Little Ms Gen Y, quite a bit! PS Really liked your Es Ee Ecks minimum-age rule of thumb. I'll have to bear that one in mind for when I eventually unleash Marzipan Spawn upon the world.
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the songs on it aren't the problem - it's mainly indie stuff, which is what i like anyway. however, he gave the cd a title which is so cringeworthy that i have only shown my housemate and i can't believe i'm actually writing it out on the internet: "Music To Walk Canals By". aaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrgh. xx ps. your package should be redelivered on saturday now...looking forward to it!
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jarofporter : |
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all of the above, as far as new reads go - anyone interesting! *waves*
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Here a CSA, there a CSA.... I've been meaning to write and say that our CSA is Community Supported Agriculture. Yours is, I suppose, Child Support Agency? I learned yesterday that it can, sadly, also be Child Sexual Abuse. Maybe there are even Clever Slithering Animals or Clearly Sleazy Attorneys...who's to say? More CSA veggies come tomorrow--skweeee.
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Ps I tried to drop in on life-my-way, seeing as how I am really 'murcan, but she is locked. Don't suppose you know her well enough to ask her to drop me a line...just how does this work anyway?
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Well little did I know that the purchase of the trampoline was going to snowball on me. Ben has helpfully produced a plan of the garden - including such new and asofyet unpurchased items as a basketball hoop, skateboard ramp and bar, stowable tennis net, springback cricket stumps, football goal AND for the asofyet non-existent shed at the bottom of the garden, a stowable home gym, boxing punchbag and stand, and foldable indoor table tennis and pool/snooker table. So not a lot then. Give me strength and bring on the end of half-term. xx b
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haha, well dating randoms can be quite exciting, though i'm probably rubbish at it too. i get quite nervous beforehand (meeting the teacher bloke in 2 hours exactly. eek). a good test to work out if you fancy someone is to ask yourself the question 'can i picture myself giving him a blowjob?' if the answer's no then it's not gonna work out :D btw i have a package waiting for me at the post office - i'll pop in and get in on tues...yay! x
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my dearest stepfie, hello. i'm still waiting for the good news that you found a stellar job. it WILL happen. :) i'm actually in a 'situation' right now. wow. we definitely need to catch up. i'm hoping things will get better for me, but i'm tired of fighting. life is beating me.....'cause she's a bitch. i'll chat soon. promise. xo
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my dearest stepfie, hello. i'm still waiting for the good news that you found a stellar job. it WILL happen. :) i'm actually in a 'situation' right now. wow. we definitely need to catch up. i'm hoping things will get better for me, but i'm tired of fighting. life is beating me.....'cause she's a bitch. i'll chat soon. promise. xo
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Every five weeks? Bloody hell... Mind you the girl seemed surprised that I'd last been three and a bit months ago ("That's aaaages!"). I thought it was pretty good for someone who only usually goes once every year or two! But that's the problem with short hair as you probably know. It grows out so quickly and I've not figured out how to do it myself yet...
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Hey there! Thanks for asking... the interview went well and later that day I was offered the job. Awaiting formal notification and a start date, but: somebody wants me! How bizarre! Now, I only hope that the strange, disorganised people don't irritate you too much, and that you decide to offer them a probationary period as colleagues... fingers crossed for you!
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I know what you mean re: trying not to drown. Everybody else is effortlessly swimming lengths like it's going out of fashion, and after each length of the pool, I'm left clutching onto the side of the pool gasping, waiting for my muscles to stop aching before I try to swim back! It's quite amusing. Especially today when a girl who couldn't have been older than 8 was swimming three lengths for every one I was doing!!
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Here in the colonies (to avoid confusion?) we call our year 1 by a letter--K (kindergarten, I mean, what are we, German?). So John, too, has been in school a full 8 years as of today but will enter 8th grade in the fall (and turn 14 in December). We should, I believe, be appointed transatlantic education ambassadors by our respective countries--I'll write Obama at once, he's quite sensible, I'm sure he'll agree.
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He is 13 and approaching 8th grade at warp speed. I'll pass on the congrats. Hello to your 13 year old from mine!
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I just dove into your diary for some time and have to tell you that I think you are completely fabulous! I'd be flattered to think that I'm like you at all!
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Thanks for the double-note. Coraline was actually okay, for a kid's film. If you liked Nightmare Before Christmas and Corpse Bride (two of my most favourite films), you'll like it. It's quite dark and has a kind of sinister undertone when you think about it, underneath all that Hollywood gloss. French and Saunders are in it and are ace!
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Dudette - don't worry your pretty little head. Username is staying the same, but the page may go a little crazy whilst I move my old entries there... if it keeps saying I've updated when I haven't, just ignore it!! xx
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You lost me on that one so I had to google it. I must now squash this rumour most vehemently, but without seeming to protest too much. If you'd seen me you'd know: I am a lost cause.
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So true. I must say your lovely blond pixie hair cut helped to inspire me. :)
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Lol! Yes, tis true, I am not a great mocking bird. Nor am I good at telling when someone is being sarcastic. I think that part of my brain is broken or something... Oh - also had the delights of foo-sliceage the other day. Well, more like holepunchage, but still not fun!
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I wasn't saying funky long middle toes were sexy... just that they were supposed to indicate extra testosterone, which means a higher sex drive. Other than the toes, her feet are pretty nice. The regular T on the other hand has great toes - like yours, properly arranged. I do hate nasty, funky nails.... ewwwwwww
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Yes, I am in a bad way... hornyier than a three peckered billy goat and I see opportunities EVERYWHERE! But the neighbor, well I have seen that for six months now... and get the same feelings each time.
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No passwords, unfortunately -- or perhaps fortunately. I'm now blogging exclusively on wordpress, at http://gothougeekly.wordpress.com. Come visit and leave a note! I need to remember to check out my D-land buddies more often; thanks for reminding me.
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Morning you. Still here, off there in the morning. Fantastic entry, some great photo's thanks a million for sharing.
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Thanks for the nice note! No offense taken and I'll be sure to check out that family's website. Thanks for the info and the compliment.
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I think it's more the fact that she lied to both of us and figured we'd never find out, til the in-laws began pressuring her to do the ceremony that she hadn't, herself, been planning on doing. Then to tell us basically "deal with it and figure out who's going to do what" just moments before, and then we looked worse next to *one* god father.. that was just unforgivable in my eyes. I still have yet to figure out, also, where I fit in exactly seeing as how I am not religious, nor am I rich. So... Hmm. LOL! Anyway, glad to receive your note, love your journal! : )
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I was going to say I'd not seen that much hair since I unblocked the shower - then Tom turned up and took off his hat. I listened to all the samples on his site. Good stuff.
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yes, i'll try anything once! to be fair, the salmon wasn't terrible, but the texture was a bit squidgy and strange (i sound like such a fussy ingrate). the lolly i tried had the most horrendous aftertang. i love lidl plain yogurt though - that with the strawberries is my favouritest breakfast :) your current entry rawked by the way! (sorry to hear about your job though :*( ) xx
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Love the photos, excellent entry!
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Hiya you, hope you are all right and redundancyville gives you some breathing space to work out where and when you are going. Note the diary is a tad quiet and as I'm off to NY this week, would really appreciate a bit of an update ...PLEASE...pretty please
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Happy Mother's day...as if..I know. Wishing lots of positive thoughts going your way for a great future.
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ub40 : |
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Hiya you....Hope you are all right. Given recent restructure here, I think of you frequently and hope you are still smiling and being philosophical. Don't feel 100% as bloods are a bit out of kilter and so treatment being reviewed...Bah! Bad timing....Still off to the Big old Apple and sod it!
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Don't be put off. Think of all the tax you'll be saving. See, there's always a bright side! As for playing with the kids, I've found there's only so much free time you can take before you want to start climbing the walls. Still, I'm confident you'll make it through.
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I read your entry about losing your job and I thought, "Wow! That's who I want to be!" I love your attitude, and it sounds like it might be a blessing in disguise. I'm definitely crossing my fingers for you1 You're fantastic.
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Would that be the Travelodge near the Harvester, with the pub you wait in? Hmmm. If so, could have probably bought you that beer on a number of occasions.
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The ceremony will have to be in a catholic church so that narrows one bit down, and when we've got a date for the church we want we can think about reception places. It's a bit of a shame we don't have a garden cos a hog roast sounds like great fun!
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We lurrve Paulton's. Have been going there for years now. Ben is nearly too cool for it, but takes some evil thrills taking me on the rides. We always stay in Eastleigh when we go (I think we've stayed in Eastleigh about 6 times now!) Small world.
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Thanks for asking! It's life and pw onthesly.
I, too, am impressed with the way you handled the difficulties at work--nicely done. Best, K
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OMG-You should be sooooo proud of how well you have managed all this-Really sorry to hear that you are going to be out of work.....BUT often things that happen become a blessing in disguise. Best wishes and take care girlie
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Welcome to the, not very select, world of the unemployed. I had the same feeling of elation as you when the ****s I worked for sold the company from under us. This feeling was only tempered by the thought of the squillions they were pocketing from the deal. I sincerely hope that this will be a heavily disguised blessing. From what I can judge, you're a very talented person who deserves a lot better than Twat inc. The galling part is that total incompetents like Dolores get to keep their well paid positions. Good luck with the job hunting.
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Ohmygoodness, Leonard is so cute!! And yeah, he does look like Zac, but Leonard is awesomerrrrrrrr. Yeah, I saw a pic of him when he is older, yeah he has bad hair. That's cool you acted in Shakespeare plays, was it fun?
Sammy
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Thank you! That is what I'm telling myself. I did better than I expected to, so I'm pleased anyway.
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Thanks for that. Measuring is for wimps anyway. Still can't get over hearing my aunty's two-timing.
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I'm thinking of Cambozola cheese stuffed chicken wrapped in Parma ham, with Parmesan cream sauce; two puds - some kind of take on Eton mess and something chocolatey. Haven't decided on a starter - a fishy dishy maybe? All suggestions welcome.
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Sounds loads of fun helping out like that in a play. I would like to be in a play, one the Shakespeare's plays (Not Romeo and Juliet, it is too tragic for me.) Maybe like Much Ado About Nothing or something like that.
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Oh I always thought Lady Gaga was from the U.K. I love that joke, though. Anyways, oh! Now I get why Juliet married Romeo so early, but come on, couldn't they wait a little bit? Just at least like three days, but after all THEY are MADLY in love. Yeah, I will tell you if I am starting on Macbeth and Hamlet soon, I've been trying to look for my Shakespeare books I have in my house, they're in my basement somewhere. I have "Much Ado About Noting.", which is one of the comedies from Shakespeare and "Midsummer's Night Dream." which is also a comedy (?) Hahhha, I don't know. I gotta look for those two books, pronto.
Love yas,
Sammy
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Nice entry! I've been in the same situation ! well, i dropped my dads watch in to my wee below me! For some reason or another he'd left it on the side and i decided to play with it (the watch that is) and i dropped it.... I had the grace to give it a good clean though.
All the best
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thanks...i felt like shit for two days but been feeling tons better every day henceforth. ah. now just need to get rid of the 'in a relationship with gaz' thingy on facebook and await the comments from people whose none of their fucking business it is :D x
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Hola stepfordtart,
I enjoyed reading your entry and it was cool! Lol, you and you girls are doing a few spring-cleaning stuff in your houses? Awesome, same here. Jooj has a lot of stuff plastered on her walls, it's very awesome. Hahha, totally loved the Lady Gaga joke, is Lady Gaga from the UK?
Sinzerely,
Sammy
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Haha! Our's is exactly like that, except much worse, and more drunk, and with a lot my hysterical laughter.
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Hey stepfordtart,
Yeah, my goal is to read all four of them. Romeo and Juliet is very easy to read, yeh, I am reading the version where it translates those words. Like happy means "Lucky" there, so yeah. Thanks for telling me I am smart. Martin is pretty awesome, Terrance is a dumbass! I know you never like him! lol!!!
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Twas inspired by Jamie but not his exact recipe (and I bought the stuff from Tesco...) Actually came out very well! I just buttered them, smothered them in custard and bunged it all in the oven. Bit cheaty but very tasty!
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Hey...its so nice to hear from you..Oh you can print it off if you wish..I do have more of the story actually at this link I am slowly getting it over to my diaryland one .... well, it has been a bit slow as of late..I know, I've been working on a few other things & sometimes, the idea just has to haunt me write.
http://anotherellie.blogspot.com/
Acutally, I have a few fiction blogs..a YA one who has a bit of "skins" influence as well..sort of someone from skins meets someone from hanna montana..actually, though, they are orginal characters, but if I could see them on the screen, well, Nick Hoult wouldn't be bad in the picture.
http://elliencompany.blogspot.com/
& then I help out with some Hollyoaks fan fic..however, its slash fan fic, but these 2 are in the realm of pg-13.
http://downatthedog.blogspot.com/
http://lalehnlauren.blogspot.com/
Hope you are having a wonderful Easter weekend. A little chilly here in the mid-west. Rain on the way.
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Thanks for the Easter wishes -- the mood around here is definitely lighter thanks to the lowered bill. That was about half my unemployment for a week!
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ah i don't mind really if people want to offer any sage words of wisdom. it's just a few people have been saying i should just bite the bullet and break up with him, 'why haven't you done it yet?' etc. anyhoo, my dad got me an easter egg which has another easter egg inside it and inside that three truffle eggs. YUM!!! happy easter! :) xx
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Ornithic retribution came this morning when I opened my curtains to find the windows had been well and truly strafed overnight.
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ub40 : |
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OMG! Texting a testy text- to the person you are moaning/bitching about...I blushed on your behalf, having done the exact same thing on one bitterly embarrasing occasion, which I had pushed to the deepest recess of my mind, until you wrote about it! How you wish you could recall that message....Hope Easter is relaxing
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Hey, Tart. What's shaking?
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I know you left me a note (thanks!), but, having seen you as one of Serenaville's favorite reads, I had to come check you out, as I have thought the world of her for, oh, about four years. I'm glad I did. Luuurve yer stuff and I'm adding you as a favorite so I don't miss one scintilla of breathtaking news.
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It's conclusive that the 'veruca shoes' are a no then, party feet it must be. I often go barefoot when leaving clubs, but inside the actual place we are going it's a bit trampy and, I imagine, sticky on the floor. Of course I shouldn't wear nice shoes there anyway because someone is bound to spill something on my foot and I will throw a hissy fit of mammoth proportions. And thank you, I'm going to see if my stepdad can steal me a new memory stick but if not I might take you up on your offer and save myself some pennies :) As long as you don't send me filthy letters and photos once you have my address ;)
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thank you! I remember seeing the pic (I must have clicked on the link at the time) so I was looking through your recent posts trying to find the one with the pic instead of looking for the one with the link! They are so fab that I had to share them with a work colleague and couldnt remember the name of the company - but I think they have now got two new customers!
Slightly more recent update yesterday ;)
will try to be a good diaryland poster in days to come :D
Vx
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Actually I do say "shag" in conversations. It sure sounds better saying "I'd sure like to shag Teresa" rather than saying "I'd sure like to (fuck, ball, bang) Teresa..." doesn't it? I guess it just sounds better sometimes... maybe I am channeling Austin! Anyway here, shag has a double meaning - you can shag (fuck) or shag (dance). Shagging (the dance) is "low country dancing to the likes of Jimmy Buffet. Plus, if some woman overhears you, you can lie and say "I was not being vulgar - I want to take her to Spanky's by the beach on Saturday night for the Shag dancing... LOL
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stepfiieeee! please help. I am fairly sure you posted something about some super fab suspender belts but now I can't find it! Was it you? Can you send me a link please please please?
Vx
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31 when i was 13? nooo waaay man! as for the having a brother called adam thing...you're not a sarah too are you? for some reason, and i've no idea what, i thought you were! x
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mrbilly : |
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Thanks X
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for-tart : |
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Great! Then we will see you next Spring. Let me know if you need the name of a local booking agent.
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for-tart : |
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You should get Lou's management to set him up with SXSW nest season. We have an empty bedroom.
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Heyo. You've been a lifesaver recently! I've been reading your older posts as I'm all laid up with a stupid, stupid back pain thingy, and I love your writing. I also love reading posts, blogs and such by Brits, your slang is so much more fun and more clever than ours (nw us). Thanks!
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Dear Mrs. Sarah,
I can't wait to see the pictures! Here is the lentil stew recipe: http://www.101cookbooks.com/archives/lively-up-yourself-lentil-soup-recipe.html
Also, Sarah would like your Yorkshire pudding recipe, if you don't mind.
Love,
Johnny
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Aww thanks....You are sooo right. Flossie is 16 going on 17 (hmmm a song is in there somewhere me thinks)...Just don't like her keeping secrets....BUT then she doesn't have to really does she? Hope all is well in your neck of the woods
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blujeans-uk : |
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Aha.. Thanks for the heads-up :-)
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ub40 : |
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There are one or two potential jobs, problem to consider is are you out of the frying pan into the fire?....How's your poorly back? Better I hope
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Peoople who would sympathise if you had a "sniffle" or some such, DO tend to find bad backs hilarious. I have a friend who is a bear of a man - he makes brick shit-houses look jerry-built. He can hit a golf ball further than anyone I know (usually in the wrong direction, although that's neither here nor there - in fact it's usually in the water: ha).
Anyway, suffice to say he's a big, strong lad.
He was in agony with his back one day. Asked how he had sustained such a painful injury, he said he'd done it bending to pick up a tissue. You had to see the funny side. Hope it's better soon.
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Co-Codamol + Voltarol = Wonderful! It's like floating in a fuzzy little cloud. I'm impressed by your ability to make sense; there are reasons why I haven't updated properly in a while and the list does include those two lovely drugs. Hope you feel better soon.
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blujeans-uk : |
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I'm sure they'll be better when I stretch them in a bit...
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whystinger : |
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I had better check my entry, because I will be driving, so the powdery epsom salt crystals will be in my car...
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whystinger : |
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I knew you hadn't forgotten. I figured you were busy, as I have been very busy too, trying to catch up (and doing it!). I know the fast food has salt, but the grease adds lots of calories, because the weight takes quite a while to come off. My theory - salt retains the water and by the time it comes off, the grease has added fat... :(
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mrbilly : |
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LOL! I wish! No I work for a bank in their risk control unit. As you can probably imagine, it's not pretty!
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I think he definitely appeals to silly young things such as myself most, but there were all sorts of people to see him last night (though the men all looked as if they had been dragged along by wives and girlfriends). R dpesn't really like him either, though I think that is out of jealousy because he could never attract me by wearing leggings a la Brand.
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You're quite right, I also shouldn't complain as i hardly find the time to make the effort myself these days. all the best
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goodluckgold : |
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Thanks stepfordtart,
Lol, you saved the day! And I made peace with the person and they fogave me, thank god.
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strawberrri : |
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haha, can you imagine: "alright love, fancy going to the flicks when i'm out in three decades?"! x
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thank you ♥ i dont blame you, my diary isn't too exciting and doesnt have a lot of positive entries there. my life is going downhill but im working on going uphill. thank you for the note, you just made me smile after long hours of crying and frustrating....anyway. im glad you unlocked your diary again. :)
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My job? Well, I do have a rather swanky job title - I am a 'Quality Officer' (actually, the head honcho where I work calls me a 'Quality Manager', which sounds equally funny).
I work at a large laboratory which tests food, both chemistry/nutritional stuff (i.e. the calories and minerals n'that which is on the label) and microbiological stuff (both to prevent food poisoning and get better food safety, and also to help shelf life trials etc).
I'm responsible for quality. Doing audits, validating methods, inspecting other sites, running practical competancy exams for the staff, general dogsbody stuff at times. Basically since the lab staff and lab managers priority is to get everything done as quickly as possible, I'm there to make sure it's also done to a high standard.
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THAT'S BRILLIANT! hah! They always said i was influential in school! hehehe.
Go on and get one! It's lovely. Especially well, if you're getting it more for yourself than anyone else. you can get it done in white ink if you want it slightly visible and not completely invisible. After all, the avid club-hoppers have pointed out how unlikely it is that I'd go clubbing. Or you could get your own uv light and stare at it in the bathroom. hahaha
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lol, hahhaha, I knew you weren't really interested in Terrance. To be honest, he just irritates him and Andy is the better man in the end, I mean at least he talks to me a LOT and he isn't afraid to talk to me around his friends. Lol.
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I guess it is!! Hehehe.
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for-tart : |
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As irritating as sand in a bikini bottom?
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hehe nice question!
well actually, it's done in UV ink.
It's not one of those that I'm planning on letting everyone see. So right now (it's a couple of hours from it being a week old) the scabs have come off and it's completely invisible to the naked eye(:
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Thanks - I know I'm being stupid and that it will pass. Are you free at all over half term? xxx
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whystinger : |
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(damn fixed pc) as you pointed out, I did not make her (M-I-L) cry...
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whystinger : |
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Thank you. That helps me, as the tears are a weakness. One sometimes tries to be a big bad mo fo and a womans tears can pierce his heart. As y
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I'm not very good at hair. I used to keep it in a very utilitarian ponytail. Got my first proper hairdryer only this year. Went out and bought some mousse and this pasty stuff cos it's what the hairdresser used, so I'm hoping I'll get the hang of it soon...
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You're lucky, we didn't get off today, but when it snowed the other day, I did!!!!
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mrbilly : |
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Ha, no I'm not a brain surgeon or anything worthwhile... but because I missed Montag I had to go in otherwise I would probably need to go in over the weekend... urgh.
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We were in London (only for a few days..that is all we could afford)..we spent a lot of time in Ireland..Mostly I was on "the continent"..
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blujeans-uk : |
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less/fewer, sat/sitting... I could go on and on. It's a pet peeve.
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whystinger : |
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Honi has the coffee filter that is cleanable. I have the old one. Around here, most all you can find is the white ones, which doesn't make much sense to me. Shit! Reminds me, I forgot to go get coffee today. I did get my data back and maybe my computer
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I'm still cackling away at the spreadsheet comment, which is no good thing when I am supposed to revising for some mock exam, but ah well what can you do. I reckon I should come and work in your office in Slaveboy's place, and we can share our bitchings about Condom Cows and the like.
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ta! bournemouth is lovely isn't it?! it only took us an hour and a half to get there from north london (gaz drives fast!) so not bad at all really. i would love to go back there when it's slightly more seaside-esque weather. and also eat a harry ramsden fish and chips on the beach, with lashings of salt and vinegar *drools* x
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We also have a new person who sends the exact same sort of e-mails as you mention....I was in sitches at such an exact description ....if only I could describe situations in that way. Made me howl with laughter...So thank you
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Aldi and Lidl wines taste better than their price tag suggests... I lived off them during my student years. Only bought my first 'more than a fiver' bottle when I got my first grown up paycheque (ooh exciting!)
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Cadbury World seems fun! I went to Hershey Park last year for a school trip, it was fun and it's really cool!
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goodluckgold : |
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Oooh! Thanks for the website! I'll check it out. I never knew they had a amusement park.
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goodluckgold : |
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Is it really the best-selling brand of chocolate there? Hmm.... cool! And you have a point with thinking of chocolate when I look at him, hahahaha!
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goodluckgold : |
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Hey! I'm glad you're back! Yeah, Imma tell my parents about Kev, but lately he hasn't sended any new messages, which is a very good relief to me, hahahaha!
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blujeans-uk : |
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I think this is for infection control or something like that. So not only will it be stinky runny poop, it will be stinky runny highly contagious poop. Even better!
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strawberrri : |
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ooh is that definite about feb and march council tax? cos that would be great if it is - we're paid up for jan (jenn and i had a horrendous £180 each of bills this month) and i'm out in feb anyway, even if it is into a cardboard box on the street (i jest)! x
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I MISS YOU STEPFORDTART!!!! COME BACK!!
*Sniffles*
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whystinger : |
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Hey, has someone tweaked your template? I forgot what other words of wit and wisdom I was gonna leave...
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annanotbob : |
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Oh how I miss you and your tales from the palace of many sins. I hope all is well with you and that you're not sinking into gloom and despondency at Twat Inc. Hugs xxx
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mrbilly : |
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Hi, it's outwalking. Diaryland won't e-mail me my password so I now have a new username (rolls eyes). Sorry. :/
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elliestuff : |
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Happy New Year..hopefully, I'll get to Kale's tale soon.
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goodluckgold : |
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Have a Happy New Year, stepfordtart, and lol! Don't worry, your computer will okay later! Hahahha,
Sammy!!!!!!!
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ub40 : |
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Wonderful costume....Clever clogs!! Have a great Chrimbo
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goodluckgold : |
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Stepfordtart, hope you have a very Merry Christmas!
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goodluckgold : |
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That is so awesome!! Lol! I know so many people who have their birthdays in December, it's all so weird!
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I would love to see a picture of your tree at work. It sounds.. interesting!
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goodluckgold : |
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Hello stepfordtart,
I am glad your youngest daughter had a great party!!!! That was cute with her Princess Leia harido!! When was her birthday? Yesterday? Just wondering because my dad's birthday was yesterday! He turned 41! Hooray! I also liked the cake, it looked Yum! My dad's cake was cool, it was a Carvel Ice Cream cake shaped as a snowman, but it was kinda plain, but he loooooooooves it,so yeah.
Sam
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age schmage! it's really not important. i know shit loads more now and am a much better person than when i was 17/18 (as my godawful archives will atest to). you're old enough to be my older sister :D x
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Yes, it was very cool to hang with the band. Since it was so long ago since we saw each other, I was the long lost brother, lots of hugging, hand shaking and such. It was truly good to spend time with Robo. We were neighbors and good friends when I lived there. We ate many a meal together.
I didn't get her card, but did get her email address. I do remember that she wanted copies of the digital pics that I took of her and some of the band... so maybe that is all. She also lives 1,000 miles away and was visiting, so unless I get her before the 18th, I will run out of luck. I did email her some pics and she thanked me and said "keep in touch" but who knows...
The one band was a bit in awe of my friends, after all, they were there in the beginning of Punk and especially Horror Punk. They wanted to get some things signed, but didn't want to be uncool... so they creamed their jeans when I called my friend over to sign some stuff for them. All of a sudden the cameras came out and they were pretty happy. I have to say that Jerry was pretty cool with his fans. Lots of his outfit was tossed into the crowd and they all signed ANYTHING and everything that they were asked to, including some sloppy chicks boobs. All in all, it was fun.
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If you are confused, then think how I am feeling! I am not moving back in. I have considered it, so that maybe I can get the house back, but then I would be there and she would be "working" on me non-stop. You are right, I have put too much thought into this. I am secretly hoping that the couples therapist will get her a diagnosis and maybe help her accept the divorce.
I do believe that she is sincere in that she wants me back in the house, but I am not convinced that she will change. Oh she will act like if for a while, but it won't last. I remember how she was still nasty as fuck up till the day I left. She says it is a wake up call. It was, I believe that. I just don't believe that she will change. Besides I want that young woman I met at the concert ;)
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Standard white for me :) I adore callas! Too bad they're so flippin' expensive, I'd have them in the house all the time!
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Yes, I know exactly what you mean. I'm always terrified that someone I know will see me going in there - I want to pull a hat down close over my head and wear dark glasses. When I first came to Chigley I lived next door to Asda - it was Gateway then.
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Tesco jalfrezi was quite good - but not as good as a proper Indian restaurant. I've never tried the Asda one - but then I don't really like Asda. Not the one in Chigley, anyway.
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Yup, dodgeball is a real sport we play in gym, it's fun! And I love the Dodgeball movie, it was so funny!!! With Ben Stiller!!!! hahahaha, I love dodgeball, it's fun to take your anger out by pelting other people.
Sam
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Hello,
I'm glad Treacle's play turned out well, and yeah it does get annoying when other people don't stand up to clap. My mom and dad always do everytime they see me performing in the chorus.
Sam
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Poor L, the "big food bin" made me laugh out loud! Half a pig, or a cow or something?
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I know. I think I'm just being impatient. And I know I'm still young, relatively, but it just feels right (no italics in notes or that would have been in italics). I don't know if I'm just being influenced by the fact that both my parents and his parents were married young. Mind you, little surprise bundles of 'joy' may have had something to do with that. Nowadays I don't think many people care. Our grandmothers would though... But over dinner the other day he said 'When I pop the question' so that means it's no longer an if and a one day, but a when. That felt better. Sorry for rambling x
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Yeah, that's the reason why they coping off my work cuz they jealous that I know you and that you are good at math! Hahahaha just kidding! I am so angry at my computer, I just was going to send you the orginial message I made of this and it completely shut down the internet and I hadn't had a chance to click the done! button before they ever happened! *Sob!* You totally make my day and crack me up, seriously! Thank you for doing that! Yeah, I need to slap Terrance, gotta talk some sense into that little boy.....
Sam
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Aw, come on now, you know that I really love Nigella! I need to see if that recipe is in my Nigella book. Another book I need to take from the old house. God, I love her... I think she is so hot....
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Please make my costumes. Puh-lease. The worst one was the bloody tinman from the wizard of oz. Blech. Too late for the angel this year, but I will be back when the drama production is launched in the spring.
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Piss on the points, that is why I have 35 extra points, but I do suspect that the shrimp curry will be pretty reasonable as far as points go. I also think I may change it up a bit and possibly use a different cheese, like monterey jack cheese... and you must be my lil' sis's age. No wonder we get along so well... Hey how do you want me to I.D. the recipe? name or diary name? Stepford Tart's curry....
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Piss on the points, that is why I have 35 extra points, but I do suspect that the shrimp curry will be pretty reasonable as far as points go. I also think I may change it up a bit and possibly use a different cheese, like monterey jack cheese... and you must be my lil' sis's age. No wonder we get along so well... Hey how do you want me to I.D. the recipe? name or diary name? Stepford Tart's curry....
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Bitchin' entry my Dear. L looks cool holding those biscuits too. I love the knitting on the statuettes... You are full of solutions to all sorts of problems...
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Omigosh! I gotta bake for the holidays also, like I had this brownie mix sitting in the kitchen for like ages, but it's still good, but I wanna make brownies though. Hahahaha! Good idea dressing up the statues! Very clever!
Sam
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Aye, she is a fine young lass... seriously!
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hahha thanks!
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yeah, I would ask a buddy that, but I am fine with my template now, but I don't want my computer to have a virus again so yeah, but I'm fine with me, but I like your template, it's cool!
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You have a lovely daughter!
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Hello stepfordtart,
Happy Thanksgiving to you too! I don't really know why it is called Black Friday, but all I know is that people act really crazy that day and act like it's the end of the world because like every store has sales. Hahahaha! Hope you have a very lovely day!
Sam
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Great photo's of Jooj. Hmmmmm lady bits being reworked......People pay for that sort of thing don't they?
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Great! That's funny about the photobucket links. The last one works for me. Oh well! Glad it will work. I'll see if I can scan the directions and email them to you in a few minutes. :)
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Sorry, how about this one: http://i522.photobucket.com/albums/w347/marathongirl9/hippiehat.jpg
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Hopefully this link will work :) :http://s522.photobucket.com/albums/w347/marathongirl9/?action=view¤t=hippiehat.jpg
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HI stepfordtart. It would be my pleasure to help out. Unfortunately, I have never made an ear flap hat, but I do have a Kim Hargr3aves pattern for one from Row@n magazine 30. The magazine is fairly dated and so the only picture of the completed hat that I could find online is this one, from someone's knitting blog: http://bp2.blogger.com/_xZ18fZ0HWBc/R3NuCX8MrDI/AAAAAAAAAhk/8MIje-6Iaok/s1600-h/Dec27+002.jpg. I'll take a snap of the pic in the pattern book and will see if I can send you a link to the photobucket picture. I'd be happy to copy the pattern out for you and send it along, if it suits your needs. There is also a site called "knitty" on which all sorts of hippie (and not :)) free patterns are posted, so perhaps that might be a decent place to look as well.
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Oh - just found your comment from a while back asking about our guitars. I sometimes miss the comments if they get put in later... (I wonder if I have a notify feature...) anyway I play a Lowden and also an American made guitar called a Franklin. I don't think that luthier is making any more these days. It's 28 years old and has suffered some wear but I love it. I also have a little Avalon I'm trying to sell... My bandmates play Avalons (we endorse them) and Chris's mandolin is a Gibson.
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It's early for me, too, putting up the tree. But I had reasons for needing more sparkle in my life! And what with the new living room, it seemed in keeping. :)
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Dear Mrs. Sarah, I like knowing that someone cares about my family and my brother. Webb had another seizure today but we are trusting God with him and the Lord will never make us ashamed of that! Tomorrow is Thanksgiving which is a holy day we celebrate in our country thanking the Lord for his help. Sarah Grace learned some new praise and worship songs on the guitar and we are looking forward to some surprises she has for us. We also have sweet potato souffle tomorrow. That is a great treat for a feast day. We boys call it "heaven" in our house because it is so delicious! Thank you for caring and taking interest in my family! Love, Johnny Caker Allen
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i get paid on the fifth bastarding working day of the month! but at least that means i have until a week friday to ignore christmas (apart from next thursday's festive misadventure!) seeing as i'm adopting your financial school of thought :) i am getting quite excited about this party now! xx
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Hey stepfordtart,
yeah I guess you're right, but it was so sad. I feel really bad for my aunt, she was so close to that kitty. I'm gonna miss Muffins. I'm sorry about your pet. It's must be hard losing a pet, I can't imagine how it feels.
Sam
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Thanks sweetie (for caring enough to read back in my entries about my sister being murdered)...Still hard to believe sometimes (and then my mom died of cancer 10 months later)..I used to think "FUCK! What did I do to deserve this?" But I realized that did me no good. I've done tons of healing since this all happened, but of course, time heals no wounds and you never REALLY get over it!
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Hey stepfordtart,
I know pulling hair is for sisses, I agree! punch them in the face and run like the wind! hahahaha!
Sam
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Well put!
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I have missed hearing from you...
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Hellooooooooo,
thanks for saying yay for my A's, haha that rhymes!!! Anyways, yeah I am pissed off too. I really wanted to see Harry Potter also on Friday. So not fair. And okay, I'll tell you how good the movie was when I go, I promise!
TA-TA!!
Sam
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Where's Lydd? I've been to St Mary's on the Isles of Scilly - I don't think they come much more basic than that!
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Stress busting advise.....Stay off work, go cash a cheque, make a birthday cake and post the pics. Really sorry to hear you are so stressed sweetie....it sounds horrid. Look after yourself. Hugs and stuff
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Wow stepfordtart, you're so good at math!!! You should definetely be a math teacher, hahahaha, that'll be the best! Hey, wanna trade places? You will be in my math class while I be at your work? I'm just joking with ya! And I am glad you liked my note, everything will be all right, all right!!!
Hahahaha,
Sammy
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Sympathy! I used to shake when stressed too. But don't worry too much about the dentist - it'll be over in about 10 minutes probably. All the NHS ones seem to do is count them. I find reciting pi in my head helps. Poetry might work better for more normal people.
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Oh, stepfordtart, I hope things look up for you in the future and I know it will, I hope everything that has to be clear up is cleared and I hope your daughter's birthday will be just fine. Have a nice day.
Sam
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Well, Ya learn something new every day (the difference between "minced meat" and "mincemeat" pies..I'd like the recipes for both, I think! Thanks:)
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Oh -- (read the other note first) -- the "he only stalked me for a few months" was tongue in cheek -- things read differently from the way they sound in the air! -- as opposed to your year-long stalker. :)
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No offense taken whatsoever. We were very much parted when he departed. No love left to lose. He only stalked me for a few months while his sanity was going south and he was drinking himself into oblivion - and he did respect the subsequent restraining order. Very sad end, but necessary for some reason. I do believe in things after this life, and in longterm lessons, so in the end I think he's okay.
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Hey stepfordstart and what do you mean about stupid question? It's not stupid, we do talk, but once he is around his friends he doesn't talk to me, I don't know I guess he is shy to talk to me around his friends becuause I guess they'll start teasing him because I think they know he likes me and I like him because they always smiling when they see me and he looks like he is blushing when he passes me with a friend. But we talk about stuff we like. He likes Michael Jordan shoes, he likes rap mostly 50 cent and other wierd rappers I never heard of, he likes football, but i don't know what team I guess the Eagles, considering that we are in Philadelphia, hahahaha. Yeah, and I tell him what I like too so yeah lol
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Check your Diaryland email.
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You did a great job with your research! You get to do some air sex!!!
I couldn't belive it. Just like something out of Beavis and Butthead... (the air sex)
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We're doing Oh Happy Day in choir (also a gospel choir). I fucking HATE it, it's grim!!
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They're up :-) well, some of them. Previous entry. x
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I'm pretty sure that "working with twats" is the one thing that unites all of humanity.
Thanks for the note!
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It could just be the way he (Mr Irons) has chosen to read the audiobook ... he speaks in a deep voice that simply drips with disdain, very much like Professor Snape. Apparently he played Severus Snape in a comedy sketch based on Harry Potter, and he and Alan Rickman played brothers in the Die Hard films. But mostly, I probably see such similarity because I don't live in the UK :)
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hehe, well i am freelance and available at very reasonable rates should you ever need anything typed up in a split second! :D i got to write 'cunt' in court today. several times! it's spelt KUPBT in steno shorthand though...not quite as amusing x
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so sorry I haven't updated in a while. Did someone say shagging..oh, always up for a good shag..I don't mean a haircut.
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Actually, we use shag sometimes here. Especially here in the Low Country, Hilton Head, SC, Savannah, GA and all... Shag is a dance style sort of like the hustle, and also is horizontal dancing... boy could I use a shag, and not the first one!
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no, you're not! i edited them after your comment so that there was a description of who/what they were! i was just too lazy to do it first time round :) x
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Chigley fireworks are at Lakeside. Sorry if this is a bit late - only just seen your tag
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you're an absolute darling, doing regular check ups on me!(:
I'm doing alright I suppose.
It's the eighth again, but it doesn't feel as unbearable as the last month. I think I'm on my way to being alright again and not well, being drenched in regret and all that.
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Now that put a big fuckin' smile on my face... thanks, I needed that!
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ahh, that is actually jenn! we look fairly similar though - i get away with using her cineworld unlimited card :D i am in the long black and white wig (and gaz has the alien coming out of his chest!). not to blow my own lidl trumpet but it was one of the greatest parties ever!!! x
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hey stepfordtart watcha doing?
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Definetely! I wanna make some!
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An hour a day can be enough to do nanowrimo. (This is for-you-only). I've unlocked my journal for the month, but I'll be locking it up again, when I do, the username is "read" and the password is "me" Just thought I'd let you know that. I appreciate comments a lot. My moral support is seriously lacking in my life. I'm always seeking direction... Nifty looking sound system there. I bet it does a lot.
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I didn't really think about Trumpton or Airport for some reason. Well, originally I was going to go from Chigley, and get train direct to Trumpton and get someone to collect me from the station. Then I remembered there are 4 trains an hour to Basinghole, so less chance of a wait at Waterloo. I used to travel from Basinhole regularly - in the days when you could get a reduction on company car tax for business mileage, it was worth driving there. Now I prefer to walk to Chigley and get the fast train that leaves just before 7 and gets to Waterloo just after 8.
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Our freezer is teeny. It's not even a freezer, it's a freezer box that only holds three bags of stock and a tay of turkey mince. Occasionally it can accommodate ice cream. And it doesn't close unless you wedge it shut with something. Pixie ears are amazing! I have two friends (half-norwegian twins) they look like tinkerbell with the loveliest pixie-like ears. But I can see how top ear piercings may look odd. I used to have four in my right ear, three in my left and a lip stud. Had to take that out in 2nd year and two of the ear ones closed up when I forgot to put all my rings back in after a professional exam. Wow this is a long note...
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ohemgee, stepfordtart, that apple filo pie looks deelish!!!!
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oh my god, i am so looking for a trumpet when i next go in lidl! it's such a great shop and the little pumpkins were brilliant. though some of the drunk people tried eating them raw...maybe not the wisest move :D x
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Should never have tried that three course meal gum from the strange dude who smelled like chocolate...
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So how was the holiday from work? Was the ice skating fun?...Haven't done that for years myself, but used to quite enjoy it...Don't think there are any local places here and I'd probably break my neck now!!!
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Oh Mrs. Sarah, I am so wordless from all the wonderful gifts you gave me! I've never had such a happy birthday in all my life. I didn't even know you knew about it! Please quickly go read my journal again and see what I added to the bottom of my entry! You didn't have to do all that for me but I'm so glad to know you were thinking of me and I love it! Love, Johnny Caker
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Is there any other way to carve a pumpkin? Well, up until this year I used my penis and a buck knife.
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hello sarah! i'm sorry i haven't been on lately. things are...interesting. i still am not sure what i'm doing, but i'm trying to figure it out every day. how are things with you, l, and the girls? hopefully all is wonderful. hope to hear from you soon. lots of love. xxx
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Me Voy was the reason I bought the album. That, along with Suave by Calle 13 and the spanish version of Hips Don't Lie were the theme songs to my summer 06 when I was in Panama with Mario (officially doing my elective in tropical paediatrics. Unofficially, bunking off and having a six week holiday in latin america!).
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There were two, by Julieta Venegas, a mexican singer. They're called Me Voy and Limon y Sal. I tried out Me Voy using a tab I found on the internet but one chord didn't sound right. I don't know if it was the tab or if I was playing it wrong. Going to give the other one a go when I go home again next weekend.
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Well it made me smile so it was not in vain :-)
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ha ha! I can really see the family resemblance between L and his father, which is cool:)
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It's 8:30 pm. Do you know where your knickers are?
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Thanks so much for your note, it really meant a lot to me. It was awfully awfully sweet(:
Thanks so much. (shit i'm starting to blubber and sound like a moron. I'm sorry!) But really, thanks(:
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The studio has socks on?
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Dear Mrs. Sarah, Wow! The pork tenderloin was delicious. I especially loved the mushrooms. I have a very good recipe for pork tenderloin that I will share with you, too. Love, Johnny Caker
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Dear Mrs. Sarah, How much sherry goes in the sherry sauce for the pork tenderloin? Pork tenderloin didn't go on sale but Sam's has it for $2.88lb. and we were tired of waiting for a sale so we bought it anyway. Love, Johnny
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Thank you, I really appreciate your comments and support... I wonder if I will be reduced to a blubbering idiot...
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lol stepfordtart you're on yay!!!!!!!!
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I put a convector hearer in front of it, and hacked it with a wooden spatula. Until the wooden spatula broke, when I hacked at it with the remains of a wooden spatula. i have sued hair dryer before, but am always a little wary of holding an electrical appliance and sticking my hand into somewhere with dripping water. Oh, and hot water never works - steam just condenses and makes the ice even thicker. I have considered de-icer before, though.
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hey haha! really? omg and yeah i think he likes me, even thought like I beat him up, he still like wants to torture me lol so you're right, he really wants my bootay lol
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I thought I commented on Ah Ha... I guess I didn't. Loved the video... liked the old song and video...
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Thank you for giving me the all clear ;) That meant so, so much to me. I really did think I was losing it. And maybe I was, but you're quite right - there's nothing abnormal about my reaction to the sleep deprivation coupled with the unhappy baby. I's just too tired to see that. Thank you also for taking the time to leave a note.
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Wahey :-) welcome!
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Dear Mrs. Sarah, I love the pictures from Blackpool! Thank you for sending them. Mom laughed hard at Disco Atlas. That was her favorite and mine. Mr. Lou looks different from the CD pictures. He looks like Moses now. I'm going to Florida tomorrow. Love, Johnny
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Love the name Chav Ville!!
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Hello neighbour - small world or what! There are probably enough clues in my diary to work out who I am (or where I can often be found), and what part of Chigley I inhabit. Pop by and say hello if ever you see me. Probably goes without saying that what goes in DL stays in DL ;-)
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have just emailed it - if you don't receive it, ask Smash!
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She's pissy and pouty now and is not talking to me very much... which is sort of nice...
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As serious as I ever get. *grins*
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Thanks for the encouragement. I'm still trying. *1/2 smiles*
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We're on together right now, too! Lol!
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caker : |
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ARRRGGHH, Haloscan isn't working! This is what I wrote to you: Did you know we were on Diaryland at the same time today? That happens sometimes when we are checking if anyone new has come by. I gets lots of people from lots of places.... like you! I was supposed to be doing math (Ha! Ha!), so I couldn't write back then. Also, I noticed goodluckgold writes notes to both of us. How about that? I loved the video you sent me of Blackpool! So did Richard and Georgi. Love, Johnny
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sorry to take so long to get back to you..bro. sal was the fellow who got ellie out of the handcuffs..hope that helps.
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YAY! GEORGIA! Aww phoeey i was going to say India, but then I was like nah, it's prbably another country name so I couldn't think of it so i was like nah lol
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Not a million miles from you funnily enough.
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Great piccies of Blackpool.....thanks for sharing
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Ta for the note. Glad you had a lov-er-ly time the day you went to Blackpool. I really liked the pool sculpture.
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heloooooooooooo is your daughter's name is Gerogia!? And I don't know what to guess for your other daughter hahaha you made me think a lot about this!
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Is petrol really $9.50 a gallon there? That's almost as much as booze! Are you paid in pounds or euros?
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hey and lol that was funny what you said about ur daughter and what's her name? and i hope u have a good weeeeeeeeeeek!
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hey! I love your diary its freakin awesome!! How r u? Hope everything is good wit u
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dont go by that visitor map, its in beta and what i think has happened is that i need to update it, and they want money for that! i have to find a new visitor map i suppose, but i see you in sitemeter every day!!!
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I did get your email and you know how much I love your emails! We think the second to the last picture of Sarah Grace looks like Princess Diana peeking shyly through her bangs. Love, John
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Mm, thank you. That feels much better x
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:::plinkplinkplink:::: HEY!!! Anyone in there??? :D UPDATE!! :P
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Its good to see I'm not the only one having problems cooking. & I've learned to never ask what the plot is in an X-rated movie.
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Dear Mrs. Sarah, Will put up comments on my diary and took down the broken Guestbook! They took down the Guestbook site and I lost all my friends comments. I wish I could have copied them first. Johnny
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WHAT? You pretended to be L on your own diary? FREAK! Just kiddin'...you totally fooled me (and maybe others as well) and it was really funny and well done. What other personalities can you pull out of your ass? :)
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What is Beef Jalfrezi, and is it spicy? Love, Caker
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Ohhh Nooo! Boo Hoo, Mrs. Sarah! Butterbeans are very delicious. Maybe you've never had them like they ought to be, or you had the wrong kind. They should be cooked slow with a little bit of fat back which some people call salt pork. They aren't too soft, but soft, and not too salty, but salty, and they make a sort of gravy that tastes sooo good on rice. I don't want to believe you wouldn't like them if I made them for you! It is a special treat for us! I'm up late reading a book about Columbus to Dad. It is 10:40pm here. Uh-Oh! Good-night. Love, Johnny
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I am not making excuses for her, but I belive part of it is the unsecure BPD in her, but she does seem to be horribly homophobic. Like when she told me "I really like Melissa Ethridges music" and I mentioned that Melissa was gay. She stopped listening to her and gave me the CD. Isn't that just bogus as hell?
What does the think will happen? Some lesbians will beat my ass, tear off her jeans and fellate her? I think there was more there that she was pissed about. I can't wait to get out. I need to make an appointment with the Lawyer... for next week.
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Dear Mrs. Sarah, Please tell Mr. Lou that I listened to his CD tonight and I especially love "Always," "I Never Said," and "The Thing About Sarah." I know I would love "The Thing About Sarah" even if it wasn't about you! Love, Johnny
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Thanks! I am not sure what variety the mums are, just bought them from an old guy out in the country who runs a gas station.
Oh, I would love to share some herbs... I used to grow that too long, long ago... :)-
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Let me try this again.... Will and Sarah Grace were born within a twelve month period, but not the first twelve months of my marriage, as I originally stated. Have I got it right yet? Am I pursuing the truth of this historical fact to everyone's boredom? Nevermind. Ahem, Mandy
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Caker's mom here again-- I should never leave notes after a long day of menopause because I forget punctuation AND I forget that my own son, Will, was born 9 mos/6 days after my wedding day, and Sarah Grace was born 10 mos after his birth. That is NOT two babies in the same year! Maybe it just seemed that way! Ha. Mandy
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Dear Mrs. Sarah, I trust you on the math with the gas prices. We were just stunned. Dad is in finance and he will explain our differences when he gets home. Mom knows your health care is different but Dad knows more about it all. Gas went down and then up because of the hurricane. BTW, I sent you a note on Sarah Grace's graduation announcement. We had extras and they are very nice. I didn't want you to think I was expecting you to come all the way from England to Irmo SC for a graduation last July! Lol! I thought you might like seeing it, but my marker didn't write easy on the cotton paper. It looked kinda messy. Love, Johnny
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From Caker's Mom- $9/GALLON????? Are you sure you did the conversion right? Jeez Louise, lady! How can you go anywhere? Of course, I felt less sorry for you when I read you have a sports car. I brought a brand new Porsche to my marriage and had to sell it the first year. We were too poor to pay for the insurance and repairs. We had two babies the first year so bye bye Porschy-Poo. YOU can always sit in the driveway and look cool! I on the other hand, have a Dodge Ram 15 passenger van.... "cool" is but a memory.... boo hoo....
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Dear Mrs. Sarah,
Just so you know, we didn't mail the magazine yet. First, we had a sickness and then when Hurricane Ike hit Texas, it caused our gas prices to go up to $4 a gallon so Mom is going to town for everything tomorrow. We have a 15 passenger van that uses a lot of gas.
Love,
John
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Maybe just a snipsy bit...
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i believe it is called the lincolnsfields centre and it's not a bad way to spend a couple of hours (esp if you like hide and seek!). have you been to knebworth house? that's about half a mile from me! x
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Can you believe there are people who actually CHOOSE to be Dr DREs? Although, having said that, they're all surgeons so they'd probably say 'It's MR Dre, thank you'...
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Hiya there. Hope you have a lovely birthday.
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:) Men can be silly, luckily I'm with an ex chef now so there shouldnt be any such mistakes in the kitchen. :) Thanks for the notelets on kiddies names, Sophie was our first choice and still Matthews and bf's favourite but is now my LEAST fave for the same reasons you mentioned. I'm trying to talk round a Lauren or Amy and I love the name Lewis! Decided I liked that more than ever after our scare the other week and found out it means "fighter" so it sort of has a good ring about it. Have a great weekend Stepfie!!!
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No, no special Macs, just a plastic apron, rubber gloves (twang!) and plenty of KY...
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Yah it wasnt that the was the reason I got upset. It was that I have no money to send my boy to school with.
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Dear Mrs. Sarah, I love your stories! You can tell me stories anytime you want. I love your poorly blanket, too! It looks so homey and your daughters looked lovely and not too poorly. The red eye kinda looks scary, though! lol! Love, Johnny
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Dear Mrs. Sarah, Please do send a picture of The Poorly Blanket! I asked Mom this morning if I could ask you for that. Also, thanks for the recipe. Love, Johnny
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oh yeah, totally. some beards are great and i love a bit of stubble. but big beards....uuuuurgh! have a look if you so desire :D http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=863071&id=503932477 x
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oh you're welcome and I will change the he to she i m sorry about that! lolz sorry I get messed up
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What is a tosser? Is it like when we call someone a jerk-off or handjob over here?
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It's been so long since I've seen Dangermouse that I can't remember what he sounds like... I may have to YouTube it.
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hey wasssup? And yes your are right it is fun to make all over the world and I adore England and imma freshman so i m like 15 lolz and Josie and the Pussycats is cool ur right I love it! And sureu can add me and no i don't mind the cursing its fine
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Morning S. Flipping 'eck are you sure that's a frisbee thingy? Everything is so much bigger and posher in that there South!
Hope slaveboy tales the errrm advise on his performance on the chin.
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P.S. You forgot to send me the tenderloin in sherry sauce recipe, and I forgot to sign my note. Love, Johnny Caker
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I'm still learning to crochet. I have about a foot of scarf made. I can needlepoint and cross stitch though. The way I'm sending my article to you reminds me of how Eli Cash sent Etheline Tenenbaum his clippings in The Royal Tenenbaums. There's not much more than what I wrote in my journal; I just wanted you to have it. We all want to get us a poorly blanket, too!
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I don't know what really made me search for Legs tonight. I have been thinking of nice legs and hit a search for "leggs" and found a few nice pair! I think snooped in the diaries and saw your "or click back to look at my boobs" and of course, I clicked back. Hey, do me a favor??? Could you send (email) me your recipe for minced beef and onion pie? It sounds great!!!
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An actual diarylander passing by! I am honoured! I've tried to persuade my own sisters to move to Bruges, but they're not having it. Bah!
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Ha, no, I'm not left handed.
Why do you ask?
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Hey! Great idea. Let's see those long legs... cuz leggs are on my mind tonight. Oh and yes, my Birthday comes soon, oh so soon.
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i wish i could claim owership of that joke but sadly it's not mine! i stole it from someone on the b3ta website. it is ace though :D x
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i was totally shocked and starstruck. you don't go to the beach expecting stephen fry! i saw bob holness on a beach in devon a few years ago too, who is obviously much cooler ;) i don't know about that football thing you mentioned but did you know there are only three football teams in the uk with swear words in them? they are scunthorpe, arsenal and fucking manchester united x
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Did you know SC is the second largest peach producer in the US? We love us some peaches! Bet there are some great recipes in The Southern Living Cookbook I sent. Georgia is #3 and California is #1.
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s - thank you so much for your call. it meant very much to me. it's been an awful day. i am at my mom's. i will call you tomorrow. i think it is a 5-6 hour difference. thank you again. lots of love. x
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Hey lady, yeah I think I shall be going for Lily, and I'll try to describe in detail the "look-of-fucked-offness" in my friends' faces perfectly for you, and failing that, I'll take a photo and post it! hehe...thanks for reading a bit...Hannah xXx ps: great tits!
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ta! i don't think i will be actively seeking it out but will have a gander at reactions. i prefer my meals to stay stomach-bound! x
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thanks! the dog was alright - stank a bit but we were drunk so fairly tolerant of him. somerset is just the nicest but i wanna go away somewhere again. i've got a taste for holidaying and 2 days is just too short! x p.s. how bad IS two girls one cup? i am fearful of googling but very curious! i have seen tubgirl and goatse if that gives you an idea of my tolerance for nasty internet things :)
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No updates in 7 days???
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Morning S. Hope your break from work is fun. We have booked to go to Morocco
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sure...
email:
meganwaits@gmail.com
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thank you so much for the notes. hope your August isn't too hectic. thank you for reading.
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OMG just read the note posted before mine. I dated a guy who played the lead in My Fair Lady in high school. I was a minor part. He used to sing that song to me all the time!
Anywho... the shoe thing must be in the air because I cleaned out my shoes last night. Getting rid of a BUNCH. My feet grew when I had Julia :/
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Dear Mrs. Sarah, Right when I saw your note, I looked up "On the Street Where You Live" on You Tube. I liked how the man said he would wait for her outside even if it takes weeks! We own "My Fair Lady" but we have to find it for me. The Big Four watched it when I was a baby, I guess. I don't have a favorite musical yet, because I haven't seen that many. I guess Phantom and CATS are my favorites for now. I look forward to the pictures. Love, Johnny
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hehe. the only reason i didn't take a bath towel was that it wsn't soft enough to my liking. and i did ask groom's mate 'do you reckon they would miss this flatscreen tv?' but decided against it in the end. might have been a different story if they didn't have my card details! x
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Morning and ty. That entry now deleted, as I have a grip again although perhaps all I needed were some crotchless drawers ...and a Siouxsie CD to pick myself up. Much more fun
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I have been reading your diary. I am Poolagirl's sister. I just read.
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My God woman you look so fabulous. I would say I wished that I looked as good as you do when I'm THAT old, but *sigh* I believe I'm older than you. LOL
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hiya, indeed i would be flattered! i have seen you in a few people's notes and suchlike and you seem like a very nice lady so i will add you back :D x
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hahahaha. Rice-a-roni AND hand jobs..truly BOTH "A San Francisco Treat!" (Only I don't live in San Fran)..yep. Oh, and Larry would (and has) used a level to put up curtain rods.
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If you wait it should send you all automatic like :) No need for clicking.
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She just isn't interested, I think. One of the BPD traits is they tend to see things in black and white terms, so her view of sex may be very narrow. I agree with you, there IS many things we could do... Oral, manual... the list can go on and on. She won't even let me use a vibrator on her.
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If it weren't for those sisters of equal rights, you probably wouldn't be able to tell your hubby (or any man) to fuck off... so I'm thankful for at least THAT much out of the movement ;)
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Thank you so much for reading. I do appreciate it. Hopefully, its not toooo off the wall for you. I just thought, it would be kind of interesting to take a turn like that in the story. I had started the HOST and I still didn't get the "alien" idea in the beginning ..all these voices talking as the main characther is on the table. I felt at first it was these personalities in her head. But in this case, I thought it more along the lines of maybe they could be angels. Maybe they could really be doctors. Maybe she's in a coma somewhere just hearing voices. I know, a lot of maybes.
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s - thank you for being my far away friend. i need this. and who knows, maybe someday i'll visit and we'll laugh and talk and drink. :) these are the thoughts that keep me going. thank you. much love, g xoxoxoxoxox
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Hi, it's "dannyzuko", this is now my new username. =)
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Go you and your rant! YAY. I totally hate car washing, grass cutting and tip visiting. See them as errrm blokey type of jobs. Why? I'll never know, but I always resent doing them soooooo much!
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I could never be mad with you, you big silly. Love xxx
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I don't know why I always feel the need to leave you a note rather than just comment you when that is a million times easier and you probably prefer it or else you wouldn't have the darned comment thing in the first place but ANYWAY - I too loved Mamma Mia. The audience were just as entertaining as the film itself, though I couldn't help but take part in a massive cringe extraordinaire when everyone cheered at the end. Lovely though. Also, as a checkout girl, your thirty-pound weekly shop astounds me. In Shamansburys that would get you a box of cereal, some Walkers crisps and maybe some washing up liquid. I hope you go Tescos, says I.
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hey...my new diary is unlocked...i am now cloverstar.diaryland.com enjoy!
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HAH!!! I see you over there :D ->
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It is horribly real and scary. I had to watch Scrubs when I got in and pretend my job was like that so it didn't seem so bad...
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Ah no, I see where you're coming from completely. Like those families who pretend to be religious just to get their children into 'better' religious schools. We never had enough glue sticks in our school though, so that is proof that Godly schools are not all that and a bag of chips.
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Hey sexy momma, I like the specs ;) I bet auntie Janet is quite a hottie really. I do hope she was called Janet... Oh and my sister is quite religious really. Not religious enough to avoid having a baby out of wedlock (TUT I say, TUT!) but religious enough after years of our dad dragging us to church to feel that it's the right thing to do I suppose. I'm just a tad cynical about everything. Some Mormons came to my house and tried to convert me the other day, I was quite afraid.
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I just saw your note from waaay way before! Sorry I never replied, how rude. :)
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thank you very much! i can't wait! it feels like such a long process... i've told others its like having two pregnancies, one for the conception and then the obvious one =)
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Your glasses picture looks great.....Are yours vari focals too? Mine are making me a tad seasick thingy today, but pressing on with them, as two people have said they make me look intelligent....Think that was a complement, but maybe they meant I am thick as sh** and these do a good cover up jobby
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Wow, that little question of yours took a lot of answering. In fact... have I answered it to your satisfaction? Hope so.
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OMG! Don't go there. I tried a sip of the miracle diet stuff today and heaved.....it perhaps makes you bulimic. It's like very sweet tasting cod liver oil. She cracked by tonight.....just taken her to Waitrose and bought healthy grub and told her what to make for lunch tomorrow and I'll cook tea.....The "superstars" can have that rubbish....L will get into her posh frock by Chrimbo by eating properly
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that would be fine. thanks for the prayers..we definitely need all we can get right now.
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hey... send me an email... I have a secret for you... im single_dad_guy@hotmail.com
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Unfortunately i can't confirm to you what guitar it is as its owned by a friend of mine. The picture comes from a warm summer night a couple of years ago now. We havn't been having many of those this year in England!
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Sooo... i posted to mine accidentally but... Its Adara's third baby. Her (about to be) middle child is 3! Can you believe how good she looks before this one??!?!?!
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I can't leave comments in Haloscan either :(
Not to laugh at you falling, but I fell about a week after my 40th birthday last January. I still have the scar on my arm where I wiped out. Fortunately, no one saw me fall and I wasn't seriously injured. Pretty cool scar though... I tell people that I got a tattoo on my birthday and Carl made me get rid of it... thus the scar ;)
Oh... and your balance goes as you get older becaue your body slows down on hormone production. Estrogen. Fun times.
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It won't let me leave another comment, bastard haloscan - it will pay you know, in the end. Some people leave loads of different ones - STOP - end of rant. Big hugs and happy weekend darling girl xxxx
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speaking about rising to occasions..well, I'm with someone..who always does that when he's sick.
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Thanks so much for reading. I really appreciate it. Love the feedback too. Here's wishing you a swell weekend.
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Hi, buddy. I already thought you were (erk) 'cool' before I knew about your delicate handling of the thing with Barry and Sarah. But to quote John Steakley (who?) 'You are what you do, when it counts.'
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awww... DAMN! Heh... its interesting to note however that you were able to make him "rise to the occasion" even though he was sick, as well as the other pertinent details which are... quite rousing as well. :D
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Hiya.....Thanks for the drug advise - sod Lemsip, I'm on the codeine now. Whatever the hell I've got is draining life out of me!!
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Heh... soo I seem to have leaped over several hrudles :D... I would like to remind you what you did to a particular individual early on in your diary... http://stepfordtart.diaryland.com/051021_89.html <<<< that one is what made me dream :P But yes I am feeling EXTREMELY good about now. And thanks for signing the map! :D
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A man can dream cant he??? :D You have a wonderful looking family... i got thru a lot of your archives... ill dream though about the toys and the mild S&m thru a cold :D
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Absolutely its ok :) and I shall do the same. Its too damn bad you live across the pond! :D Ron is a nice guy... some of the time. Depends on what he's been doing recently. Or who for that matter. Im reading your archives btw... sooo if you dump the current "shag" do you go for slightly younger guys? :D
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Having read the entry, I must say... you totally fit righ tin with the weekend's crowd! :D COME TO CAMP!! :P jk! I like the diary. Thanks for the read!
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Here is a tip from a yout of today: this "slashed-to-the-minge" sort of dress is what we like to call a 'gashflash' outfit. Though, come to mention it, I don't suggest you ever use it around any young people because whilst me and my friends may find it funny, my friend said it in front of her yout boyfriend and he said "That is disgusting. I bet Claire thought of that."
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Hiya....It'd be an honour....Hope you've had a nice day and done more than sit in front of the computer
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Hmmmm! So you're job hunting, now I know where there is a job up for grabs....How do you fancy moving Northwards?
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Did you get my email? I'm not sure which address to use. I sent it to one I think is not your work.
Love, Caker
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I am taking your advice and will not be at work tomorrow. No need to stress my self out. Besides I still have 5 weeks of vacation time on the books to burn. By the way, nice hat!
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Awww... thanks for the note! And you're right, I thank my lucky stars every chance I get that my name's not on the mortgage. What I forgot to blather about was I do have money coming in. I'll have to wait a bit for some of it, but it's mine for the taking. Woot!
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S, Re: the shoes they do go up to a size 6, cos' that's what I am - go get yourself some now!!!!
L x
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Dear Mrs. Sarah, It's weird thinking about you not having the Fourth of July. I know you have the day, July 4, but not the holiday. How do you make your garlic sauce for fish and what did you cook for your parents? When we have fish, we just sprinkle it with Emeril's seasoning or Old Bay. I like most all fish, even fishy tasting fish. My mom doesn't. I'm one of those guys who likes a lot of food. I'll try anything. I've always wanted to have a dish with the whole fish on it, head and all... like in No Reservations. I'd even be man enough to try monkey brains! I should be a food critic/chef. Did you ever see Ratatouille? Anton Ego is the food critic and my middle name is Anton. How about that? Love, Johnny Caker
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Oh, and I wish I could pull off wearing a hat the way you did at that wedding! That fucking rocks!
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I can't remember what sort of flowers they grow, actually! All sorts, I guess. It was dark when we were stumbling around so I couldn't see anything!
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Hiya you....Hmmm spelling and moi? I can spell....just hopeless at typing and far too lazy to check my typing. As for bra fitting!!! Can you begin to imagine how difficult it was to "get your tits out" (for the girls)....Grrr and blushes! However, what I was wearing size wise.....to now.....are poles apart. Soooo get measured....in a town they don't know you!
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Thanks for the great advise....I was slowly self combusting. Meeting organised for next week.
Love all your photos they are brilliant.
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You are by far the best journal writer I know. Actually, my diary is fiction, bordering on horror/fantasy..something like that.
Thanks much for checking it out.
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Gigging at 15? There is much to learn about Stepfordtart. And BF as well I suspect.
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So much in a diary. You know how to cover everything..and very well, I might add.
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I'd love to paint you tart, dear. I do commission work and I will ship it to the UK. :)
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Dear Mrs. Sarah, Thank you so much for making an entry for me to read. *waving back* I saw all the pictures and you looked very beautiful in that pink. My sister loves that color, too. Your family looked very well dressed and that church looked like a castle! I also heard your song and I loved it! Are y'all famous because I would buy your CD. It was all very exciting. Thank you for sharing it with me. Love, Johnny Caker
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Dear Mrs. Sarah, Thank you so much for making an entry for me to read. *waving back* I saw all the pictures and you looked very beautiful in that pink. My sister loves that color, too. Your family looked very well dressed and that church looked like a castle! I also heard your song and I loved it! Are y'all famous because I would buy your CD. It was all very exciting. Thank you for sharing it with me. Love, Johnny Caker
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Oops sorry I forgot to do the Notes thing! It's done now xx. If I knew what Haloscan was I would do it, but I'm one of those 'got the internet in 1996 and hasn't moved on since' type of people. :/
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Well, her cooter smells like stale piss at times and the cat put some piss smell on me...
I remember when she smelled pleasant. I also wonder if the cat has a problem and pisses on himself.
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Thanks for sharing.....great piccies and loved reading about your honeymoon. CONGRATULATIONS
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Dear Mrs. Sarah, Sarah Grace said you can use white sugar instead, but we use sucanat or Rapadura because it still has the molasses in it (you can't taste molasses... just tastes richer) because it is better to help regulate blood sugar. We have a bunch of diabetics here in America because people mostly eat refined foods with the healthy part taken out. My mom laughed hard at your note but I didn't get what was so funny even though she tried to explain it to me. Love, Johnny Cake P.S. Thank you for being interested in me.
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Dear Mrs. Sarah, Sarah Grace said you can use white sugar instead, but we use sucanat or Rapadura because it still has the molasses in it (you can't taste molasses... just tastes richer) because it is better to help regulate blood sugar. We have a bunch of diabetics here in America because people mostly eat refined foods with the healthy part taken out. My mom laughed hard at your note but I didn't get what was so funny even though she tried to explain it to me. Love, Johnny Cake P.S. Thank you for being interested in me.
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"(I think that probably sounds better than 'Mrs Stepfordtart'!)" I can't stop laughing! Johnny Cakers mom, Mandy P.S. I'll be sure John gets your note. Still laughing.
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Dear Mrs. Stepfordtart, Yes, I would be happy for you to put me on your buddy list! Don't worry, I'm not allowed to read other diaries on here but my mom let me see your pictures from Greece. "I think to myself.... what a wonderful world" was playing in my head. Love, Johnny Cakers P.S. Your daughters are pretty.
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you all are COMPLETELY beautiful!!!! congratulations! can't wait to hear the wonderful details! much love and hugs. g
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I meant to ask for a password days ago! Could I have one, please? Hope nothing's wrong...
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ub40 : |
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Awww...You all look bloody wonderful. Congratulations girly. Hope you had a ball
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tater-fay : |
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Please oh please send me a password: taterfay@hotmail.com :)
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ub40 : |
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Totally support your rant re petrol prices.....it's insane. The hen night photo's are great....love the bog roll veil.
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Oh Bow...LLOCKS! You are all locked up. Hope all is well and best of luck with the wedding.
When you are unlocked again, please would you gis a nudge
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Have a great wedding!
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What? You send me a note and don't even let me read your diary?
that's okay... from perusing your other notes you're getting ready for (or, depending on the timeliness of your notes, recovering from) your wedding.
First of all - Congratulations.
Secondly... if you think it would be proper, please forward your magic words to allow me access to your private writings. Thank you.
Congratulations again!
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Morning S...Hope you are getting suitably excited about your forthcoming special day...can't wait to see the piccies
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Aha that's brilliant. My dad once told me that in his nun-run school, whenever he'd be talking to a girl in the corridor, a nun would bellow down in her thick Oirish accent "Ann-Marie! Get away from that boy, he just wants to make you pregnant!" Except I suppose sometimes they didn't yell Ann-Marie. I doubt that was everybody's name. Or even one person's really.
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Thanks you always make me feel braver. You're a good friend.
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The other stuff: lawn, turf, grass, sod (sod farm = grows sod) not as many nicknames...
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Ok, yes... grass, pot, maryjane, mj, cake, weed, green, oregano, reefer, blunts, doobers, doobie, burn one. Forgot the rest...
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hee! I loved your explanation of Smores!! That makes perfectly good sense.
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Hiya Steppy...The wedding build up is getting exciting, although the thought of a vomit filled diamante handbag is slightly less appealing! Hope you have a great hen night and you take a huge handbag
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Grass, um I wish. >:D
Hope you two have the happiest wedding!!!!
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hello dear! it is so close! :) i'm incredibly happy for you. and you know, when it's over....the relaxation is fantastic! :) you and bf *husb.* :) will be able to live life happily! :) we'll talk soon! i'll send you an e-mail! xo
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Ok...so, this means, with the date line and time zones...we should be partying about the same darn time?? Hypothetically, if I called you, I could just yell 'Happy Wedding' and be good at both places? Cool. ;)
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I did wear the yellow heels and got all kinds of wonderful compliments... and discovered muscles in my hips I didn't know I had. 3 1/2 inch heels will do that... yow...
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Better a working penis than a working link.
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And how is life?
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Hey soon to be Bride, what's up?
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haha yeah, shitbag is a pretty good word to describe how he's acted towards me in the past. i don't know though, i'm thinking i can handle him this time, and be prepared for any bullshit he may try to throw at me. only time will tell, i guess.
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The dentist did poke me with sharp pointy things. And I have to go back in three weeks to have a temporary veneer replaced. My mouth needs Jack Danials. Purely medicinal need.
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my heavens.....! your wedding is so close. i am so happy for you and part of me wishes i could be there! :) how are last minute plans going? i hope you and bf and kids are well. would love to hear from you....if not, i understand! will talk to you soon! :)
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:) I have no problems with people who do literally drop the kids off or pick them up in the way you said about with work etc, it's those that have time to park outside 40 minutes before the kids are due out just to get a good parking space that get my goat. I just don't understand it. :)
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It's not my song, although I sing it.
It's a new one I've been hearing over the rtadio lately great tune I love it.
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lannylee : |
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Thanks, i've got til June to find one, so i'll just need to shop around!
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Ahhhh, well they're Red, and to be fair politics isn't my thing & i'm don't really have alliances either way, but i'm very proud that my mum was 1 of the only Red seat gains in the country!
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of course it's okay! i just hope i am interesting enough!
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Hi - thanks for your msg - weather was predictably sh1t up North as usual, just waiting for the votes to be counted to see if my mum won her seat, so keep your fingers crossed for us! I'll let you know how it goes. LL
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I was planning on going there, but I'm going somewhere else. I'll let you know when I get there!
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Brum without shopping. Poor you. Let's hope the people you are speaking to are from the WM's as they may not understand a word you are saying. Hope it goes well
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serena : |
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nope, if you notice when i've been a user - it's been pretty much since the beginning of the site. and i've never used or had the need for another one other than the one i have. sorry!
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Yes, the same son. He may be too smart, like an evil genius. An evil genius who likes combustion.
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That's why I don't fuck around with karma!
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whystinger : |
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Tis but one of the reasons I am prepping to leave... thanks.
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Do you really think I would take a picture of that!?! No fricken way. You'll just have to take my word. And let me just point out that every person I passed yesterday would take a quick glance at it and then try not to make contact it while I was in their presence. But it's gravitiational pull was so intense, they just. couldn't. stop. staring. Que horrible!
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I love sqeeeeeeeing happy entries!! Err... of the written type.. um... well.. not pornographic in nature but ... well.. ok I'm done :)
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A colposcopy is done when they detect "abnormal" tissues, usually after a pap smear. Fun stuff. I know all about them and won't go into detail why they do them here either. LOL If you want more info shoot me an email. :) xoxo
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Stepfie: thanks for the links... after reading one, all I can say is "HOLY SHIT!"
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Hi thanks for stopping by and checking out my diary - just returning the gesture... I'll be back to read more later! x
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When I visited the Holocaust Memorial Museum in the US I bought a card that says the following: "First they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out because I was not a Socialist. Then they came for the Trade Unionists, and I did not speak out because I was not a Tarde Unionist. Then they came for the Jews and I did not speak out because I was not a Jew. Then they came for me, and there was no one left to speak for me." Your entry reminded me of the sentiment of this.
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Bless you for having the courage to talk to him! Sometimes it's not only the ones calling out the obscene things, but it's those who stand by and allow it to happen. You just scored some respect points (as if you didn't have enough all ready) in my book! xoxo
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whystinger : |
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So tell me about BPD. In fact, tell me about stalker a bit too, are there specific entries I should read to learn about him and others to read about BPD?
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whystinger : |
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Excellent entry and I can actually see the pics... Is that you? You are pretty sharp!
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for-tart : |
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Hey, it's 9 pm. Do you know where your For-Tart is?
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shot-of-tea : |
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I like painting backdrops, could I possibly have your job? And whilst that is a fine suggestion you've given me, my friends will know that it is not possible for me to have any air ogf mystery and just say "Ugh you LOON, why are you dressed like a hobo?"
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I WAS POSSESSED! Andrew logged in under my account, I presume to find the reason why some of us aren't showing up in the Recent Public Entries. Go ahead and disregard any strange posts like that. It's not me. ;)
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Aw man (lucky you, having a sister with a house in Bruges, whether you can go or not!) I really liked Bruges..I like Ghent (or Gent) the best for some reason, though, as far as Belgium goes. Antwerp just didn't do it for me so much. Never been to Brussels...not much interest in it.
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hahahahahaha....At "Taste of Amsterdam" they at least could have had a snack bar that sold bitterballen (which are these awesome Dutch snacks) and well: bitter BALLen? Yea, you get it!
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My dearest, your package came in the mail today and I have to tell you that you made my daughters freakishly happy. We have little bits of paper and stickers all over the house. The card you sent is beautiful and Kyle's talking about framing it, hahaha. So, thank you for thinking of us.
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whystinger : |
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So, Stepfie, we are on at the same time according to the new layout... wish I could I.M. you...
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Lurk, lurk, lurk! That's me sneaking around.
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ub40 : |
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Sooooo....You are famous. Hope it went well.
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enigma1111 : |
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Have a nice weekend!
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shot-of-tea : |
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It cost a fiver! That is not the sign of a girl with money. My pinky does stick out a bit when I drink though, so maybe I am a bit posh.
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Tell BF that change of mind is important when trying to quit! it takes more than 12 weeks to change ANY behavior and smoking is a very hard one to change. good luck!
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I loved your last message! Yes, she was pissed over the tomato sauce and diced tomatoes - they had basil and garlic in them, which the recipe called for, but she is a pain in the ass... Good luck with the stopping of smoking. It will be difficult, but really worth it. I have been smoke free for almost 13 years now.
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I have, for some reason, dyed my hair the colour of a rich tea biscuit. Or maybe it's more digestive. I don't really know. Have a fun fun few days at work ;)
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Dammit, I am dominating your notes, sorry!
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Ahh, the muff dive. I still like going around with my face unwashed just to get a whiff of heaven every now and then during the day. That is why I have a goatee. Jeez, I'm all wound up at work, thank alot!
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My wifes abilities may not have forced me to grip the headboard, but have you been accused of killing BFs braincells with your skills?...lol
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enigma1111 : |
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'Ahem' Not wanting to put pressure on you but now that I used up your archives faster than a crack whore uses up a ball of crystal meth, I need a fix....lol
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Hey, if I left a note every time I peeped in on ya I'd dominate this area, must leave room for your other fans!!!! And yes, I think I have caught up, I am free, yipee! I so agree with your relaxation techniques, cough, cough! :) What do I do now? Actual work?
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I have more of a drive these past 10 years...I'm not sure what to give the credit to, ahh, who am I kidding, it's all the wifes doing she, as all you girls do, can play me like a cheap willing toy. Love you all for it! :)
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One more evening or two and I should be free of your archives!!! Freedom!!
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enigma1111 : |
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Lol, trying to relieve some blasted congestion with the Vapor Rub, nothing naughty and daring like you! lol
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I get British humour very well, my Dad was born and bred up in Redcar (North England. He's a huge Boro fan. BTW, the best comedic movies are British ie: Full Monty, Snatch, Lock Stock and Smoking Barrels etc etc. I think thats why I get a huge kick out of your archives. I'm glad we never met in a pub as the ale would probably spew out of my nose evry time you opened your mouth to say something....lol
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Your archives are killing me LOL. Stop me from reading them please!!! People at work are starting to think I'm 'Special' and are walking on eggshells around me 'cause I'm chortling for no reason. Yes, I used the word 'chortle'.
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They are similar here - there is no box for cash stashed under the mattress.
And yes, I do have a small stash or "pouch."
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enigma1111 : |
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I think my next entry will be a tribute to boobs. Boobs eliminate the need for stress reducing activities like meditation or yoga you know!
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Sadly not. We've had a few people be all "Woo, I'd come!" but realistically they wouldn't get the deposit in by the end of the month and then actually want to come enough to fork out the remaining three hundred plus spending money. Damn our foolish blocking out of everyone else as we all amused each other enough. Damn it indeed.
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I am still laughing about her asshole... a 19" asshole taking up the whole screen, oh my! What is it with everyone taking nasty pics... I should have let boob chick send me a pic of her boobs and maybe of her "starfish."
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kellbelle : |
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C would never tattle. It's just my insecurity. I'm a freak that way. C's a good hubby.
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kellbelle : |
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I bet you're a rockin teacher... um... of voice... and um... yeah I totally meant voice teacher! ;)
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The TMI entry... Very, very, very few people should ever be photographed naked. Six-foot, starved, teen Estonian and Brasilian models make up most of the list. And no one male should *ever* be naked on camera. Any porn ("pforn") photos that look like wife-swapping magazines c. 1976 are just...*wrong*.
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I loved the original Sloan Ranger Handbook (and the Preppy Handbook, of course). Those shaped my shopping habits for a long while. Still do, probably. I loved the Mitford U v. non-U article and lists... I always imagined "serviette" was a kind of s/m submissive rent-girl.
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ub40 : |
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OMG! Laughed out loud....Makes for great reading....Thanks for that
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enigma1111 : |
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Read even more of your archives!! Are you a professional comedy writer? If not you should consider it!
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tater-fay : |
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Cillian Murphy DOES like a department store mannequin! You really hit the nail on the head with that one!!
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enigma1111 : |
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Thanks and you are now added. BTW, I am laughing out loud at work reading some of your archives....Someone poisoned your whiskey?!? LOL
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enigma1111 : |
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Found your diary through whystinger. Funny funny. Hope you don't mind if I add you to my favourites.
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Some places I go and I order a "steamer" (sometimes it is listed on the menu that way) but most places I go I just say "Can I have a hot almond milk?" ha ha. I cooked bacon again today and managed NOT to burn myself...RIGHT ON!
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for-tart : |
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Your new single malt sounds unique. I went through a cigar and scotch phase a few years back. Now I have returned to bourbon and ....
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kellbelle : |
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I so wish I could leave comments, but Halo doesn't like me. The song is FABU!!
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At least it's not cheese-fried beets...
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I was just looking for someone to hold me accountable for getting an attorney, but you are so right, he is bitter and that is coming out...
Show the slave boy some old high heels of yours and leave them in the office. See is he wants to try them on ;)
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I'd be terrified of curry weetabix.
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ub40 : |
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I totally misread Big Cook ...Little Cook. Oh well it is early, for a Saturday
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What a picture, a steam pile of shit, with steam coming off of it with a cherry on top...
NASTY!!!
Oh, the new slave is gay? You can bribe him by offering to let him shoe shop with you or borrow some of your pumps...
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tater-fay : |
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Hi there! An almond steamer is basically steamed milk with almond flavoring in it. I love them. Depends on whether you can tolerate warm (or even hot) milk. Some people gag at the idea:)
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If your twelve year old can handle the (sort of comical) spurting of blood when Sweeney slits their throats, then hell yes she'll like it. I would have liked it at that age, but then I always was a little morbid. Anyway it's all just so pretty and tuneful and there's Johnny Depp AND Borat, what's not to love?
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I would surely like to see you in the pencil skirt, stockings and silver pumps with red stitching. Sounds pretty hot if you ask me. the swap meet is like twenty five acres of land with many booths of car and truck parts some very old and such. they also have a car corrale, which is were you can bring a car and sell it whole. it will be a good time for a gear head like me.
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The bowtie may be tied or undone, but the blonde on the arm is mandatory.
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dandydandy : |
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Ha! I haven't seen any falling down or badly doing. Besides, even if you were, you would make it funny and entertaining.
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shot-of-tea : |
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Haha, oh god yes. They always exclaim "Girls don't say cunt!" In fact, the shock it produces is probably why I use it. I'm such a sensationalist. Pwaha.
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Ahhh! See, since I've never seen Doctor Who, I wouldn't recognize that it's a spinoff!! I can't wait to tell my dad. He's a TV trivia nerd. He'll love the anagram too! THANKS!
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I don't think Torchwood and Doctor Who are the same thing. I think the "current" Dr. Who is a remake of one from the 70s. All I know for sure is that it has a really funky theme song...
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It is something you say when playing craps and are in need of an eight.
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whystinger : |
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Oh, I add a ton of garlic too!!! I had found a can of chick pea paste, so I made the can into hummus and used about six cloves of garlic I think... it was pretty good
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To answer the question about the son, lets just say fire was involved. And friends who could not keep quite. We did get the situation resolved as best as it could be. As long as he can stay out of future trouble.
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Hulloooooo you!!! Are we getting a post NY update? If not, pleaseeee say why not. If we are, please hurry as it has been a while. Hope you have far better weather than me....We have wild gales and rain.....you have?????? Sun and swimmimg cossies???????
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Oh, I can assure you that she wasn't hitting on me, that she wanted to sell me some stuff. She was definitely trying to make a sale, by using a bit of teasing... I am old enough to know when I am being sold something. "Oh you gotta try this cologne... (spray, spray) Oh my gosh, it smells sooooo yummy on you... you really need to buy it..."
Still, it was fun and made my day, especially since she did it in front of Honi. She was good and practiced and very smooth.
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ub40 : |
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Yikes!! What was I thinking of? LOL! Hmmm I think I need to go back to school. Thanks for that, hope you are well
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azzweepay : |
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The left pants leg gets one leg. The right pants leg gets a leg and a half. ;^)
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for-tart : |
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I asked for the link LAST YEAR to BF's build-o-rama. You must have been busy with royalty. Happy New Year, Lady S.
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I hope you are feeling much better. Regarding your note, you heard that before on the last time we left. Chubbles seems to have that pattern. We go away, we come home, he is loving and won't leave my alone, then after he gets his fill of affection, BITES me for "abandoning" him while we are out of town. Thank God, he has calmed down by now.
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shot-of-tea : |
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As with all Will Smith films (well alright, this and I Robot) there is a Will-Smith-exercising-and-showing-off-pecs sequence in which he does a bit of topless flexing. But that is rather it. I would advise you more on whether or not to go and see it but a TERRYS CHOCOLATE ORANGE has just found it's way into my grubby hands and frankly, I must not distract myself.
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Hello. Yeah it was nasty. What was even more pathatic though was the fact that he stated in his little note (and he was little btw!!!!!!) was that he wrote "I'm 49 years old, and I know thats out of your age range that you listed". So then, WHY THE HELL WRITE ME?! Even though I was bored to death when I placed those ads, I did state I only wanted to hear from guys ages 18-30 (I was like 20-22, at the time) Anyways take care :)
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lonelywife : |
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okay...first of all, treacle is so sweet! second, have a wonderful, loving christmas! i hope to "talk" to you soon! xoxo
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ub40 : |
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Hope you have loads of fun this holiday and that 2008 is the best year yet
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newschick : |
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that was a class entry. what is the product of your company? i live in ireland and shop at argos all the time!
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ub40 : |
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OMFG! You have SLA's and bloody KPI's too!!!! I thought it was something akin to Santa! A total bloody fairytale that only I had heard of....but obviously not of the NY type, as that's politically akin to suicide.
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shot-of-tea : |
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"its your minge, and what you do with it is entirely your own affair" Excuse me for a second while I piss myself inappropriately (for surely it's always inappropriate unless you're in a designate toilet/drunken pissing alleyway). AND the Cha Cha Slide is fun for all ages, of that I am sure. CRISS CROSS! Everybody clap your hands...
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laces-untied : |
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Did I EVER ^_^
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laces-untied : |
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You'll never guess what I got yesterday... ^_^
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I read the articles through (the dr. gave me to read) and at no point do they say anything other than that the berries (particularly blueberries) are good for neurological problems -- I simplify of course. I assume fresh would be best, but as that is not an option, ... may I say thank you very much? I hope things are going well and life is treating you kindly.
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azzweepay : |
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I got the micropore and left you a disturbed 'thank you' on a podcast on my blog. Thanks again!
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snack joint snack or joint snack... Hmmm, back in the day, my joint snacks could be very weird indeed. Like a can of stewed tomatoes or a jar of bacon bits, or cheese melted and burned in a pan and scraped off and eaten... Trust me this was a breakfast sandwich
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Cold = Jaws of death - works for me lately...
Interesting, he manipulated her with the letter. Get her to wake up, or she will be unhappy like me...
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Thanks for the advice....It's soooo tempting, particularly after a glass too many of vino!!
As for doing it....the fireworks would put the biggest hole in the ozone layer it could bring about the end of the world. In addition, her caller display allows her to choose not to answer the phone when I ring...which is how all this started..Hope you aint working too hard
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bitterwineuk : |
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Oh My God! Salmon Pink. Is that colour still not bloody out-lawed on this planet? I do hope I don't have nightmares about this now.
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smedindy : |
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Oh my GOD! That must be holy HELL to drive through!
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bitterwineuk : |
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whether he likes a present or not, he's still a cunt ;)
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for-tart : |
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Your UFO has convinced me to shop for a RC helicopter this Xmas. I remember having a flying helicopter when I was young, bit it was attached to a wire and only flew in circles.
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No, I don't often use that expression, but that plum jam really just sounded good!!! Two of Honi's friends make home made jams and jellies and they are really very good...
I usually use the term "it was pretty fucking yummy... or pretty fuckin' good" but am trying to be a bit more civilized...
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whystinger : |
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The plum jam sounds rather yummy!
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shot-of-tea : |
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Itchy bumoles are actually one of the banes of my life (along with buttons and er, Patrick Swayze) so I choose snot anyday.
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Well, I still have all my limbs thankfully... as far as the runny nose or itchy bumhole, hmmmm, if the runny nose isn't a cold or allergies, then I'll take that. I sort of have that now with my allergies...
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Hiya you, glad life is busy...hope it's fun too. Glad you are unlocked again...assume you survived the trawl!
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I have let my gardening skills plummet the past few seasons, but my aunts keep gardens and orchards. And I am not above using farmers markets to supplement the canning process. Cheers, Princess S.
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Congratulations! Sounds like you were abso-fucking-lutely FABULOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I that case, it was nearly passing out. Definitely nearly passing out.
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I must admit I'd never heard of micro pore and had to google it. It sounds like it might do the trick. Plus it would be less expensive and freaky than a sports bra.
Better looking than you expected? You were expecting Gollum? Fortunately I don't look like him. Unfortunately I kind of sound like him.
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Happy Halloween, Tart. Tell BF and kids to listen for ghosts and goblins tonight.
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Damn right. Good luck with the play, o crying one.
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It was a bit disturbing at first. You cut a nugget and the water is GREEN and you notice the turds are EMERALD GREEN and you think "What the fuck happened to me am I sick or poisoned???" then you remember that damn green velvet cake that stained your lips... I laughed my ass off after figuring it out...
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Are you Martha Stewart? Every desert you describe sounds fantastic.
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Thank you for your note of encouragement today. It was very sweet of you!
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thanks for your great comments. Janey
www.janeygodley.co.uk
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It sounds fair, but that would mean you get Johnny Depp. I am just not down with that.
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I'm not sure where we vacationed 11 years ago, I will have to ponder that. Egypt it was not. Maybe Nevada.
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JAMES MCAVOY! I demand you go and watch Narnia and perve (some might say, in a slightly wrong way) on the goaty beauty of Mr Tumnus NOW. That sounded more aggressive than I meant it, for which I apologise.
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A lot of people seem to look at my diary and assume I'm a girl. Maybe I write too much about kitchen utensils. Or just because most people on DL are girls. It's not as if I'm posting about ovaries all the time. And I am letting a friend write my Facebook profile, but only because I hate Facebook, and all it currently says is "Most of my friends are librarians" which is apparently too boring.
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Please don't give me a chinese burn! It's a secret! I don't really want people talking about me, well I don't really care about it too much (as long as people don't tell me that they're talking about me, which is what started this whole topic). I may refrain from letting readers of my diary write me a profile because most people seem to believe I'm a woman or something equally strange.
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Ah, the next Partridge family band...
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Yeah, I'm a real pussy about playing golf in cold weather. It doesn't bother me to play in the rain, but I get no joy out of playing in the cold. A lot of people around here will play if the courses remain open. I typically won't play from the end of November til we take a golf trip down south in the middle on March.
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Hiya you. Thanks for the notes of encouragement.....I've been a lazy tart in replying. My CV and letter are finally done....How can two pages take nearly 10 hours? ...Now I'll do some exciting houswork!
Keep on writing your diary, it makes me laugh soooo much
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Zeppelin sex is always worth imagining.
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I don't think you read her - she's not on your list anyway. If you read her you would know because she wrote about it on her site. So much angst everywhere!!
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I've always been broad-shouldered and deep-chested, which I've hated all my life. I want that gaunt, elegant, almost spectral look-- I want to be able to wear good suits, and I dislike any look that suggests blue-collar...
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I'll keep it out of my eyes...
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And what else has been happening with you?
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try whystinger"at"yahoo.com
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Okay-- I will try that on my eyes.
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Here's a picture of Swiss Tony... I can't seem to find that pic. Also, got a recipe for the cauliflower cheese? and thanks for the squeeze hug
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You know, I never really looked at her hands. I have looked at a lot of women and see lots of REAL women with raggedy hands... so maybe this is a woman or perhaps it is a tranny. I got the pic from a friend of mine, Chickpea981 who created the template. she usually has pretty good taste in women, so it is probably a woman. If it bothers you, I am up to replacing the picture. Got a good one for me to use? LOL
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he's a shift worker, 1 wk earlies 1 wk lates. Still a tosser though!
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Hi Stepfie!!! I have moved my blog to a new site, and I would LOVE it if you kept reading! As will I. Please email me if you would like my new adress! joden_n@hotmail.com Thanks!!!!
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Look at you leaving me all of these lovely notes and me being all lazy and never getting round to answering back! Shame on me,shame. I am in great need of new clothes but don't think I'm quite cool enough to deal with charity shops yet, I have an unnatural fear I may be wearing someone's death clothes. I am very mature.
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NO! use the stuff you put on cuts and such. The stuff for hair is MUCH more harsh!
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Oh Stepfie! I totally agree with you. She needs to do more than just save up, she needs to kill those old bills. How long does she think she needs to carry them?
BTW, sounds like we both had less than... uh, birthdays.
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Hullo there in the South....Please assure us the recent birthday hasn't sent you into some sort of silent decline. It's sorta gone a bit quiet in this 'ere diary of late young lady.
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I expect many things of girls--- and cleverness and wit are right up there with lack of underwear and sharp hipbones and cheekbones at the top o' the list.
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I am an equal opportunity drinker and have a fondness for most spirits.
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I'd expect a lovely slave-girl to be verbal and articulate--- slack-jawed compliance is worse than opposition.
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Hahahahaha! Yeah, I know EXACTLY what prase you are talking about. :) It is quite rude here. LOL Pleasure to have updated your Vok-abulary!
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The man in the last pic is my DAD! 2 shirts is his style, hehe...
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Friend, with you as a teacher, I may soon wake up with a British accent. Thanks for the tips on life in swine town.
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Are you an avid gardener as well as working in the industry?
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I was an idiot and should just put the switch plate back on...
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Just took a mini-holiday walking alongside your green and gorgeous river. I am so jealous. Your snaps make me homesick, and I'm not even British.
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I;m not here to take the piss of your spelling, but say wankiong out loud and it sounds sort of like an oriental name. :D
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I need someone to drink the Black with... She no longer drinks
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41??? Shit, youre practically a baby still... I am six years older for a few days then I will be seven... so you are a Virgo too? You must be a pain in the ass like me.... On a serious note, A very happy birthday to you!
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Happy Birthday, Dear!! And the problem is--it's a Thursday. The next Thursday birthday you have, come visit me! That should make it less craptacular. Theoretically. Hugs, Pegs
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Chicken soup in cozumel... Always a bad idea.
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Congratulations on being so bloody young....you show off! Sadly (for me) you look even younger in your pictures. Bah humbug etc etc
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I should really email this, but here goes... BTW, I used to live in Pittsburgh, PA (Mars, PA actually) and have been in and around Ellsworth several times. My paternal grand parents immigrated from Poland. The met in America and there was a 12 year age difference in them (Grandmom was younger). That Grandad died when I was three. My maternal great grandparents came to the US from the Ukraine. I know more about Poland than the Ukraine. So I am a Pollack and a Ukie, I guess that makes me a Pukie.... LOL!!!
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Such a quick reply. I feel indebted.
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Ah... that doesn't surprise me at all! All the best women (ie, sexiest, funniest, strongest, sassiest and wittiest - not to mention those who are most obsessed with underwear) are all born in September. x
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You'll never be discovered as being "just a mum"....there are far jucier bits of gossip to be discovered.....all that scandal would keep "them" distracted for days...and they would then forget what they were attempting to discover and give you a huge big pay rise
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I want to sing "Just A Gigolo"... And I suppose I do envy anyone who might be found valuable as an escort. The term "copping off" sounds far too chav for me. I'd prefer...Docking The Zeppelin...or...Parking The Meat Truck.
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Aha, that is completely okay IF it is okay for silly little immature people as myself to add you. I think this should all be mutually okay. Excellent.
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nope, it doesn't sound good. But that's how I'm seeing it and enjoying it just for what it was haha. ;)
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Aha! I hope you received the password...
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thank you!
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Salt and pepper prawns are key. And your diary is a lovely find.
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BTW - You have been linked in my essay today. Bring your glam thinking cap!
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My job is white collar, air conditioned. One might even say pampered. The problem is there is no challenge. I do not thrive on competition but I do need work that keeps my mind occupied. There are no calouses on my hands, but at times I consider going back to manual labor. The problem is I am five years and six months away from a lifetime pension. It would be a foolish move to quit now. My plan is to slog along until the magic date appears and then be a fisher/sailor/pirate/galley wench.
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Fuck!
Of porneia.
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I did not realise the passion you put into viewing porn. TWO screens and 1000 watts? I bow before your magnificent, if somewhat sticky altar or porneia.
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Oh, almost forgot. The kitchen peeking. A friend sent me a link from their kitchen cam...
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Lord (Lady) What a GREAT entry. I am still chuckling about it... BTW, I posted a pic of the house, sort of old and run-down, but still cool.
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If nothing else, reading you is motivation to learn another language. I now need to research Pip, Hob, Rual Dean, Chuffed and Bollocking.
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lol. please indulge in my layout responsibly and know when to say when. =p
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Aww...thanks for the t-shirt art tips honey.
I really like your idea of doing handprints. I think the kids would get a lot of fun out of it too. :)
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Pennsylvania is yankee land, but the war has been over for 142 years so I will not hold that against your family. Unless your last name is Grant. Then we will have to duel at sunset. With boomerangs.
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My apologies. Then I have your permission to use the work eurotrash at will? God Save The Queen!
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I need to question you on an important issue. Some of your entries state that you obtain your whisky by the pint. I am aware beer is sold by the pint at pubs, but I thought you Europeans prayed to the Metric god. You know, 375ml, 750ml, liter. What the hell is going on over there?
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I either don't see or can't find the pictures. Sometimes I can find the builder stuff... I knew or could guess what plan A was;) I was wondering what boring plan B was... of course I am a nosey bastard... and I hope I don't smell of cat piss...
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Thanks for your advise re sis-in-law....It made me laugh out loud....I will rehearse saying the F word out loud in the mirror....without ducking and in an assertive tone!!
Love your photo's both on this site and your other....and 'cause of your other site, photobucket came to mind first. Trust me though, 246 snaps of USA/Canada took a bloody age to upload!...PLEASE keep your diary...it must be the funniest on the whole of diaryland, your observations on life make me laugh out loud so often. Take care
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Is is 93 degrees Fahrenheit (33 C) with 50% humidity. An Expy is a Ford Expedition. I will place a couple of beers in the freezer this evening and get the job over with.
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i have two friends who were dating for three years, until last night. Now Im talking to both of them and playing monkey in the middle. I vowed to do this NEVER EVER again but, I just cant stand to watch people hurt while I have information that can help. So I say Ive jumped in head first.. because I have, without a lot of thought about the consequences to my friendship with each of them. and it may turn out very very badly. so, um, cross your fingers for me!
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Remember Stepfie, that I keep my sanity by writing about her bullshit. It wouldn't appear, but I am usually a happy and positive bloke... (if I remember the terms my old "mate" Andy used to say...)
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I hope you had more joy with Chigley old Bill, than I had a few years ago with our local (most unhelpful) Constabulary!!
Flossie stuff there to read now.
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oh I think we just had enough of those lesions, etc. last year.. that weekend there was MUCH drunken riding of a nine year old girl's bicycle (she was not in attendance to the weekend) and subsequently one friend got cuncussed and there were several lumps and abrasions. This year, I didnt get as blotto as I wanted to, I was too tired. and yes, we do still call them hickeys!
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You are a tart indeed! but you make me feel much better;)
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Ha! When you said R1100 I knew something was up, as we are only paying R800 per night to stay there. New correct link is in my entry, it's not numer 124 Laguna la crete. But number 16. :)))
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Oh, we went alright and she made me sorry for it!
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Sounds nice... all of it. Isle of Wight. We sort of have that here, where I am. Spelled differently.
about the snoring. Buy some foam ear plugs. I use them when Honi snores and they work great!
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Hey Stepfie! Yes, you can buy raw peanuts and boil them yourself, or you can buy them. The best are from little roadside stands where they put them in little brown bags...
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Hello lovely. Yay for the fortnight off work!! Enjoy it as much as you can. I wish hubby could get that much time off work in one go. I hope the weather picks up for you so you can spend lots of time down the beach. I'm trying to think what's on the south coast. Is Cornwall to far for you to go? Maybe a few days spent in a quaint B&B with BF perhaps? Or a dirty weekend in Brighton?
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I am trying to get her to use a joint account just for the household bills, like you and your bf. Of course she is not very nice... that is why I am in counseling. I guess I am too stubborn to let go without giving it my best... Hey, lemme know when you are drinking scotch again. Maybe I will join you and text back and forth:)
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Ah yes. The Trauma Diet - I know it well. The trouble with my Panic Youself Slim routine is that I seem to be eating vast amounts of carbohydrates and I'm now starting to fret that I'm putting weight on despite feeling as though I'm losing it. Cue more panic. Still, the rate I'm going I might be a size 8 by Christmas. Or possibly a size 30...
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Perhaps Bugsy Malone is big with the Baby Goths...
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thankyou! these pills are supposedly curing me, but they are REALLY hard on my stomach.. so I still feel like crapola, BUT Im done them as of tommorrow afternoon, so hopefully I will be right as rain then!
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Well, we did talk about it, but she never told me her likes and dislikes till after we married. In retrospect, I think she was a bit ill back then and was working to manipulate me to marry her and I was dumb enough to fall for it. I remember asking what she liked - everything felt good. Later on, that changed. I think she had some hang ups and didn't like to talk about it, same reason she won't apply the lube to herself - either I have to apply it to her or me... once in a great while, she will apply it to me, but NEVER her. Some facts were definitely hidden from me. She is also not adventurous (sp) with some things. She likes the more straight bang.
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Hi there, thanks for the message. I really worry about her lack of food intake too, but the hospital have her on 8 Fortisips a day (like food suppliments) which she tolerates and she is gaining the required weight I'm told
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heya thanks for the encouragement(sp)! Im actually sorry that the few new readers had to find me in a time like this, I promise my diary isnt all about him, and wont be for much longer.. ((hugs back))
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I promise I won't say anything on the other one! lol Yeah, we're going on drives but I think it'll be safe enough! :)
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*Throws hand up in the air* And says: 'You see what we have to live with here???' No really, I laughed my ass off at that one too!
And um, I don't want to sound stupid...but ah...who's diary is the other one? Yours?
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I just came across you randomly, and have spent the last 20 minutes laughing my arse off (not good really as I'm pretending to do work, and usually transferring drawings of windows onto a computer screen isnt that hilarious). Anyway, hopefully its ok, but I'm going to add you to my faves. If its not, let me know and I'll take you off. Thanks for brightening my incredibly-dull-up-to-this-point morning xxx
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Ohhhhhh Yeahhhh! I got to smell that at the high school reunion... It smelled just as good as I remembered it and tasted as good too. Almost made me want to have a cigarette
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Thanks for your note, I feel a whole lot better that somebody else thinks it's a bit on the "tight arse" side. Believe me they are far from poor!! Hope the other exciting diary is progressing well
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I LOOOVE Nigella! I was so disapointed when she re-married! LOL I just think she is SEXY. Big nose? me too, so who cares! If truth be told, If I look at the actresses, then I find that I really like the ones closest to my age! If it wasn't apparent, I don't really care for Jessica Simpson...
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Hi there! Yeah, it's so cute. They're going fishing again this weekend, they're almost like a little married couple! lol :) Have a good weekend!
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I do think Katherine has a nice body. I like the part she plays on Grey's Anatomy... Of course I have no idea what she is really like. I don't know why I like Rachael Ray, but I find her attractive. I am not always attracted to just the hotties and not just to tits... If you want to see more of my tastes, check out Nigella Lawson. I seem to like the women closer to my age, but at the time Jessica's b'day was in the paper. I also like Marg Helgenberger, Janine Turner, Rae Dawn Chong, Jamie Lee Curtis, Geena Davis, Lita Ford, Diana Krall and others. Of course, they are only fantasies... they are actors.
I do appreciate much more that just the looks. A good looking person with no personality is pretty dull, don't you think? Same thing with a few other things.
I seem to favor shapes, but not just certain shapes like big boobs. Sometimes I love the shape of a woman's shoulders, her legs or even just her eyes...
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:) laughed so loud at first paragraph. Matthew has a "daddy draw" of clothes. Things daddy buys, mummy hates but he wears them when we know turdface is gonna be around. x :)
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This 'ere diary is funny as hell...thanks for letting me peek
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I think I knew what you mean, but I worry someone will think I am objectivizing women. I don't really do that. I do look and love women and their curves. I wanted to learn to draw because I LOVED THE SHAPES. Also, an old flame always breaks my balls about that - but I need to remember that we managed to remain friends for over twenty years after we went out separate ways. She still knows how to push my buttons... Be good! But if not...
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I think you are one of the coolest mum's I ever met, or, er, read. Whatever. :) I think you're cool and your daughters are very lucky! lol. And the pics you posted are so nice! I'm impressed!
I do hope that cold clears up soon. It's horrible feeling that way. BF should really spoil you until you feel better!
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I had a strange dream with you in it last night. I was having a weekend away staying at your house. You felt sorry for me only going out with wankers so you tried to set me up with some bloke you knew and it turned into a really dirty dream with you shouting if we have to shag in your house, at least do it quietly. Hahaha. God knows where that came from... Hope the cough is better darlin. x
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:) to your comment. He KNOWS that I am only interested as a friend now. He's just used to getting what he wants. Sadly for him, so am I. hehehehe
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Oh, so that's how they do it over there!! LOL!! And that's a cool summer house! :)
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I did a google search, and I found these, http://www.amazon.com/Andes-Peppermint-Crunch-Baking-Chips/dp/B000KL7E9Y
which are what I used. There is another peppermint back chip out there, and I wanted to make sure you knew which was the correct one! Good luck, I hope you can find something! I know when I got them, they were $2.00 a bag. Hugs!
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Hi, yeah, so tell me, do you guys do a bbq SA style? Because of course you know, that's the only way! I had a friend that was in London for a year, and he was so desparate to braai, that he started burning bedside tables and such. :) I hope that cold gets better!
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Hi there! I started to read your diary as soon as you left me the note, and I started at the beginning. I've still go a ways to go, but I LOVE it so far, and I'm flattered that a good writer like yourself would want to add me!!! I'm definately adding you! hugs
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I would LOVE if the problem was that simply with the people on my street. It's a small town, though, and in the 4 years we've lived here, we have not been able to make a friend anywhere, through any avenue. This town is just that shitty.
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I just can't help but finding the attractive parts. I am not looking as "objects" but looking at people and notice the attractive things. But then again, I also appreciate the shapes, curves and such. I am a frustrated, talentless artist-wanna-be... I like to draw if I practice, but don't make the time...
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Just to reassure you kerfuffle was said in the ironic sense! Your comment did make me laugh though. I had a peeky at your builder's pics and I praise you for putting up with all the mess. Though it is nice to watch lots of burly blokes at work. When are you hoping to finish it all?
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Actually, I had to make a revision on number two. It has been a while since I ran the joke through my feeble mind. I had listed the next to the last line on that joke. If you want the complete jokes, let me know.
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Hey Tart, It's rabbitwister in a new venue. Sparked by your request. I decided it may be worthwile to try this again. Feel free to stop by and cringe at my thoughts.
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Thanks darling - I'm OK now I've managed to climb out of the self-pity hole. Hope that fucker's leaving you alone. I'm not an advocate of violence, but it doesn't seem inappropriate for the boys to go and frighten him into fucking right off. He's got to be stopped. Big hugs you darling girl. Give me a couple of weeks and a calm place at the other end of a fast drive is at your disposal, should the drilling or whatever comes next start to get you down xxx
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you're ok mate. Wouldn't have written about it anywhere if I was that bothered or paranoid about what people think. Loved that link by the way. Laughed out loud when it flashed up "Keith Chegwins Dirty Bottom" as repulsed as I was at the time. hahaha
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well.... actually.... ;)
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you are an inspiration and proof that I'm being *totally* *reasonable* in my actions. And if they don't like it, they can stuff it!! (But I don't think you are waaaay older than me--I refuse to believe it.) xo-peg
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I've switched that stupid Map. It was crap. Gone back to the site I use on myspace since the last one tracks you automatically but it appears outside of US they will mark you anywhere in the country you are. For example, I first logged in with my CO postcode and was told I live in Harrogate. I mean... Come on, that's north! :) Should be tracked better now and they tell you the towns without having to search on the map for them. Much better.
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Your comments seem to be missing. Sorry about the row with BF. Meds can have an effect on your emotions. My pain pills cause depression for instance. That's quite an unexpected side-effect. Glad you patched things up.
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yes, FUCKING smocks, anyone over a size 6 (let alone 16 like me) looks pregnant in smocks and they are so eugh... the floral prints??? Fuck off, it aint the 60's and the colours?? I'm gonna die before I wear any of that shit
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yeah the bath bombs are the petal sort. my SIL gave them to me to use as she doesn't like them. I don't mind them so much, it's the glittery ones that get everywhere. Hubby dislikes them all as they clog up the plughole. Hope you have a lovely weekend darling. I read your going to Ikea-are you planning on buying anything big? I love Ikea, you get a lot for your money. Pity Hubby hates driving there. Have fun at the party too! x
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Ah, I'd love to have biceps. The bingo wings are good for frightening people too, though...
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Thanks for the note! Is your email somewhere here in Dland? If not just pop me a note at kellyseiler5 at charter dot net. I'm looking for a mix of veggie and meat dishes, but not too much beef. Some guests are not vegetarian but eat low amounts of red meat. So chicken or something would be good :) It's going to be pretty casual, about 6 people. Thank you so much!
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if i get lost with "the donkey" i'll be sure and let you know. :)
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eMule huh? I'll have to research that rather soon. ;)
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Hiya hon, hope all is good with you. I'm gonna be heading past yours at some point over half term, twice in fact, as I'll have to come back, I spose, groan, mumble. I have no idea when, but are you around at all or is it all work?
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I lean much more towards the "casual" in my "buisness casual" environment, so me wearing a suit and tie tends to totally throw people off at work. But kudos to you for being such a snazzy dresser in the workplace. ;)
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I believe I've heard the title 'A Short History of Tractors In Ukrainian,' but I don't know anything about it. I do love new books almost as much as I love new music - I don't know that I'd have anything to share back, though. So there it is, a clear, unconfusing yes-or-no answer. Don't you love that? :-)
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thanks for the floral advice but these were from a GOOD florists and already had things wound around them. I did think "what the heck is that?" but left them on so I've learnt something new today! :)
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HEY!!!Thanks for the note, its been hectic as you can tell. Hopefully I will keep up with things better now that I have a little more time. Nope we did not have fish n chips, not even sure what we had the first time we ate in the house. I think it was Kentucky Fried Chicken as everyone was busy painting and stuff we had about 8 people so we just picked up something easy. Thanks for the read and the well wishes. Hope all is good with you.
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Oh the joys of remembering "yoof" subcultures of yesteryear. We also had some "smart casuals" (surely a contradiction - as far as I can gather it involved wearing proper shoes with jeans instead of trainers), "crusties" (who weren't really crusties - they just wore patched trousers or skirts with tiny mirrors on and liked The Levellers and joss sticks) and "Grebos" (God knows what that involved. Possibly t-shirts and Pop Will Eat Itself). x
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I have my comments working but when I tried to check some earlier it came up this site is unavailable so it could be playing up still. Had to laugh at note below :) it was "townies" "goths" "peasants" or something else with my age group. Can't remember now but everyone was catagorised.
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I have heard the term "kackers" before. Someone I used to who would use it. According to Wikipedia, the word "chav" comes from Romani. When I was growing up it was either "townie" or "casual" x
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What a cool image: the glass-fruit tree!
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Thanks for the foot based sinus advice. I will give it a try. Smocks are pretty rubbish. I accidently bought a long-sleeved one in Primark because I thought it was a fitted dress/tunic type thing. I didn't bother trying it on and was a little annoyed at the tent-ness when I got it home. That's £8 I'll never see again...
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I changed the font.. does that make it a little easier on your eyes?
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I actually used google, but it might as well have been the "Dictionary of Obscure UK slang". I swear, every time I read your diary I pick up new colloquialisms from you. But I take that as a good thing, for the purposes of my cultural enrichment at least. :)
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I noticed that you were one of Tony's (T85225) friends. Perhaps you read his blogs about his battle with cancer. I'm sad to report that he succumbed and passed away this week at age 49. He was a good online friend of mine and will be sorely missed. I left some details on his D-land diary notes.
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zoomzoomzoom sounds best to me - no hurry as I have to reassemble my brain cells first xxx
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That would be really helpful, thanks xxx
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natalie imbruglia!? that is the best compliment ive recieved in ages! <3 lol thank youuu
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When I was a kid Fab lollies were my absolute fave!! If the ice cream van was round our way I'd always go for a Fab. I haven't had one for years though. Maybe next time in Tesco I'll pick up some. I didn't know they were low in cals so thanks for the tip! x
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Stand-up is an emotional rollarcoaster. Even though I wasn't pleased with last night I suspect I'll still give it another go...
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The world needs more velvet capes!
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yes it was "Lewie" except he's called "Lewis" now. How anti-rock does that sound now??? And the dog... Don't think even I would consider him anymore. :)
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Know what you mean about some of those foodstuffs. I feel the same way about salad cream. I wonder how the pink custard would travel. Do you have a special secret ingredient to make it go pink?
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Those slow eater kids often become slow eater adults. And they have lots of fun in restaurants, no doubt. Mmm pink custard. I haven't eaten any for 20 years but could really go for some right now...
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I just had to come by and say your last comment really made me laugh. Have a super weekend! x
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I forgot I sent you the address. And I can't even use the excuse I was drinking. Sigh...
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im like ready to leave this computer in 3 min so i dont have much time, was wondering if u'd visit my page and leave a note so i can remember who u r and add u later peace
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Happy easter
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I liked it a lot - but I like a lot of crap. Hope you're having fun xxx
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Meh. I still can't post comments either. Getting the BF to try and sort mine out this weekend. Have a good Easter weekend! x
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I will have to buy some steel toe boots. Put him in his place.
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Ok, spare key is under the flower pot! Just remember I'm the younger, more gorgeous, more sensible one of the two. The comments thing gets N0rton co complaining about a violation or somethingorother. No idea if it's the comments oe me laptop crapping out.
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I'm not sure if I'll be able to help you with any of those. I'm only good at eating chocolates, not writing about it. I only know how to kiss in French and as for shoes, well I'm a guy so you know how that goes. I only feel the need to buy a new pair if the one I'm wearing is falling apart or if there's some last-minute wedding reception I have to attend. =p
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Gosh I feel like such an ass that I have missed your engagement announcement! Congrats, congrats, congrats!
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::mops at eyes:: Congratulations, Stepfie!!! I'm so happy for you both, I can't even keep my eyes dry. And he sure know how to make a proposal!
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no random calls and texts from cool people. I think you have to pay extra for that. ;) though they do tend to be good conversation pieces at social gatherings and such. ;)
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Looked at that entry you said about, Even more so like Darren there. next you'll be telling me Smashy plays guitar in a *real* band, hahaha. :)
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Yep, all by myself. I'm part of a group on Flickr called 365 Days, where you take one self portrait every day for a year. That was yesterday's self portrait.
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I hope my entry didn't offend you. It isn't an easy place to work.
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Funny thing about this picture is that I had JUST enough time to grab the guitar, plop my happy butt on the floor and situate myself before the camera clicked. The ONE THING I didn't do was check the position of my left hand, so there's my thumb, poking up there in all it's glory. Bleh... I promise, I try really hard to keep it tucked down because I have small hands to begin with. I need all the help spanning frets as I can get. But thank you for keeping a look out for me! If ever I need some help, I'll certainly take you up on that free tip offer.
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the rx-8 is sexy. i like those half doors in back so that non-contorsionists can get to the back seat. =p
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reefer? what't that? *innocent whistle* ;)
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The one named after YOU, of course!
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laces-untied : |
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I received (and thoroughtly enjoyed) the email...as for receiving the licking, not so much, but I'll chalk it up at least partially to "extenuating circumstances".
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why do we have so much trouble? :) i hope you can find it. have a good day (or evening)!
lonely
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Thanks for the thoughts. Did you get my e-mail a week or so ago? Hope all is well with you.
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hehehe, I might have actually been done exactly 4st if I hadnt eaten so many biscuits this week and had a rather embarrassing thing to stop me exercising normally. But that's done now and I am back to normal but yes, that scrawny bitch is she and I would rather remain 3 1/2 stone overweight than look like HER. Still working on myself like ever, but gone from a size 24 to 16-18 is one hell of a body boost even in bollocking winter months when jumpers make me feel as wide as my house. :)
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liquid-mojo : |
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well then, hey! ;)
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Luckily, I watch YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT, so all of that made sense. lol. :) I am also a serial dieter and having lost nearly 4 stone since last May I do eat well most of the time but I have been too lazy all winter and as soon as the weather perks up then we all eat nicer lighter meals anyway. Can't wait! Becca
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come chat in the chatroom!!
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ooohh!! add away!! and wish me luck that a) I find a sitter for tonight and b) the evil duplicate cues in the script don't throw anyone off ever again....
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oh, it's so nice to find a kindred spirit!! If I wasn't across an ocean etcetera from you, I'd insist on meeting halfway to drink & tell stories....
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liquid-mojo : |
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it's funny because i could probably get away with saying the exact same thing about myself.
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Don't worry, you won't get a phone call saying that you will "expire" in 7 days. At least not from me. ;) I love scary movies, especially the ones that actually scare me like "The Exorcism of Emily Rose".
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Hi. I am intrigued by the idea of your homemade Baileys, and I've almost run out, so if you could email the recipe to otto at pottedstu.co.uk (or any other address of mine you have), then purely in the interests of science I might try it. (But I'm not growing a beard.)
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GRAAH! Turns out my email was turned off :( I fixed it though, so if the message gets returned, it's safe to resend.
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For as much as the story depresses me, I would love it if, the next time you're there, you could get pictures for me of the Titanic memorial. I'm morbid like that.
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People saying 'quim' instead of 'pussy' is funny. Is it that well known or am I just a great starter of good sexy slang? 1 hour and 19 minutes is without music for I have no stereo in my car. My mind, however, is stuck in the 80's with Debbie Gibson, Paula Abdul, and Winger. "Can't get enough of you, baby!" Wish I looked as good as Kip Winger if I grew my hair long..........
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Wow, I'm surprised people still grow crystals, when they could watch them on the internet or something. My mum (who did geology at uni for a while) had a rock polisher but I never got to use it because it was apparently too loud. I guess with Durex's range of products you don't really need to polish stones, just spray something on them to make them all silky-smooth.
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Good to know about the Vicks. Obviously I didn't try it or there would have been a nasty, tear-filled note awaiting you (and a very embarassed visit to the quim doc). :D
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hope all is well with you. things here are 'normal'. i'm looking forward to one of your updates.
love,
lonely
xo
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Thank you for the putdown. I think you have to practice the aloofness. "Do I get the job?" is not aloof.
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Your cafes have cheese fries? I knew I was in the wrong country. Ours just have books and biscotti. Well, this particular one has beer also, so, you know, the important things in life.
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Hey there... hope all is OK on your side of the pond? DId BF get some huge juicy recording contract and now you're supplying all sorts of floral arrangements to the recording and performing industry in some skewed version of 'cash for honors'? That must be it... what else would keep you from your adoring fans?
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i hope you are having a lovely holiday season that is filled with love and happiness!
xo
lonely
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You're right! I forgot all about the pastries and sandwhiches. They have those huge, deeply chocolately sinful brownies. Might just have to stock up on those. Leave it to you to see the upside of things. :D
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hello! im not sure how i found you, actually...but i love reading about your misadventures! & feel free to lurk me as much as youd like :D haha
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It was waaaaaaay too thick to be chicken noodle soup. It looked like a fricken Thanksgiving meal that hadn't been chewed or digested in anyway. It was gross. I was just glad it didn't have that overwhelming vomitey smell or else I would have had to add to it.
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nakedbarista : |
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That sounds like a plan to me!
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8 days since an update. Ponders... did the lost voice morph into fused and unusuable digits? (I hate to type with my nose as well... you'd be forgiven) Or did she go out looking for that spandex spanking dress... and find it. (in which case... why weren't we all invited??? )
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Matalans too far out of town and horrendous this time of year but I've seen some pretty decent stuff in Peacocks lately and New Look. :)
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I'm in southern South Carolina. It's supposed to be in the upper 70s all week. I have no idea what that converts to in celcius. Sorry! It's fun to be this warm until you walk around on Christmas morning in shorts and a t-shirt. It just seems so wrong.
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Wah? You sent me an email? Oh nooo. I haven't received anything.. oh I wanted to know how to put on eyeliner. *pouts* Thanks for the gesture, I'm just sorry I can't send it back to you so you can continue 'Stepfie's Make-Up Lessons'. I wonder where that went...
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k... I looked for am email addy and since I can't find one, I'll put this crap here. I can't say I've ever read a 'here are my kids and I having fun' entry before and really been compelled to read the whole thing, but I have now! You so rock! :) (btw, I didn't want a smoke once while reading it... thanks for the encouragement AND the fist-stab-thingy!)
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happy turkey day
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nakedbarista : |
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My only regret is that I didn't get a picture... sigh.
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Fun to look at? I'd say it might be a bit scary when a girl's 'brown eye' winks back at me.
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You are very right about the live music in the front yard. I just tend to cringe initially after the sun goes down. I think it must come from having lived with musician(s) most of my adult life and having to be the one who answers the door to the noise complaint while the band practices. :) And yes, my ex is a musician--I've lived the whole life of gigs and practices and recording studio time and tempermental drummers. Ha.
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Still no email, whats up with hotmail lately? I have not recieved one mail in inbox or junk for 2 days. Not even all those annoying ones you get sent. I'm getting annoyed with it. If you email me at: twinklee24@yahoo.co.uk to see if that works. Then I will send you details of my private diary if you want it. :)
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I never got your email hun. I checked junk mail and everything but not a thing. :( Becca (bitterwineuk@hotmail.com)
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Course not, I secretly love it when I get added to new people!
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I've never hit anyone with a frying pan, though I'd like to think it would make an echo-y "bong" noise...
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bitterwineuk : |
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where are u in the UK missy?
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The woman on your left is Keira Knightley from the movie, King Arthur not Angelina Jolie. I love Angelina but, for some reason, I respect her more for being a mother. There's just something off about saying you'd wanna shag someone rotten that has several kids that are paraded around. Not that mothers aren't shag-worthy. Say, don't you go both ways? Who'd you wanna spend a day exploring various holes? Jessica Simpson? Britney? Joan Jett? Nina Hartley?
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annanotbob : |
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Gah! OK now after evening with Russell Brand. Thanks xxx
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bitterwineuk : |
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Of Course, I don't mind you adding me back. I was only so amused by the toilet roll as I am a Tesco slag and only see what Tesco's sell. I've never seen it in there so I was overwhelmed. Hahahaha.
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I would gladly swap places with you. It's too hot here.
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Hello back atcha. And dashing off to bed. ;-)
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hedgehoggy : |
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Oh, I laughed and laughed at this entry. Having a problem with finding glue? Boys have a lot of issues, especially musicians. Should have grabbed the clueless lad and ordered him to eat you out behing the pub. Good punishment since guys don't want others to know they do 'the deed.'
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LOL! You're so good for me, Tart! Except he doesn't really know a lot of Jims...almost all of his friends are Amandas...see my panic?
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Huh? Are you talking about hair underneath? I know it's hard to get out but the smoother the pussy the better the licking. A small bush is fine since that's fun to run fingers through. Did you know that as you age your asshole darkens? "Look! I can tell how old you are, dear! Must be 40, eh? This 69'er sure is fun!"
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Love the Lou Stonehill stuff - very 'easy on the ears' - in a good way (not in an elevator music sort of way). I think a new CD will be finding itself in my collection. Just for giggles, here is the spouse's very rough (i.e. not mixed) stuff that he did. He's got one of his old band members mixing it, and he's going to redo the vocals on a few songs, as this was VERY rough. But it's good to hear him singing again. http://www.unsignedbandweb.com/music/bands/4283/ (But for the record, we did have two guitars in the house - they just didn't have enough strings on them to make them playable! *grin)
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Uhm. Dahhhling. E-mail addy?? Be a love, and give it up to me? You know you want to. Yes, you want to quite a lot, don't you? Cheeky tart. More's the reason to love! *Mwah!* ;D
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10-year-olds in thongs? That's what we deal with in the States. The sexing up of little kids is just too out there for me. And they wonder why pedophilia is on the rise. Dumbasses! When I was little, I was much too scared of girls seeing the color of my undies. Little cartoon figures found on mine, although sexy now, weren't the sort that sent girls for a good wank in the public loo. Now, I can't seem to keep my undies in tact because my girlfriend rips 'em off because she insists on seeing the bits.
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There is a mail-order company called Decent Exposures which makes bras to order for reasonable prices. They are in the U.S. I use them and so does my older daughter, we have been very happy with them. I don't know what shipping might cost, as I have them sent to my sister (in the states) who mails them along. Oh, yes, they have a website. Good luck!
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Hi. I'll let you enjoy gigs vicariously through me just as long as I don't have to enjoy Jeremy Clarkson for you. He's all yours. But SLF still are top punk-jumping up and down music.
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Well, ma'am, that is a fine auto-mo-bile. I'm sure there will be some fancy maneuvering when applying your sex tricks in it. Are there going to be rules for some time that are to help it stay as nice as possible? No smoking? No popsicles? No bodily fluids to be spilled?
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What did you think of Pensacola? Beautiful beaches, huh? My hubby was stationed at the Naval Air Station there. I loved the beaches, hated the entire rest of the town.
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Glad you liked the book - I love it, especially the characters and how they come to grow on you xxx
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Knew that. I just prefer Gary Jules's version so much that it haunts me from time to time. Of course, the movie, Donnie Darko, using it in such a strategic way helped. Read a lovely mag article on one of the reasons women shouldn't get sloshed with guys. None of them want to see her pull up her skirt to take a giant horse piss. Of course, I saw one aim at the wall while I held her purse. Somehow, I think you are laughing.
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No, no no!! You're way too fabulous for Mary Kay. It's for us old hags that need to cake on three inches of make up to walk out of our bedrooms in the morning : ) It's just a bunch of make up and skin care stuff. Like Avon.
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Happy late birthday to you, too. I must admit to a curiousity over this USB record player. Heard of 'em but never seen one.
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I'm hoping for a little extra cash soon too! Did you check out those shoes? If I had a reason to wear shoes like that, I definitely would. Every. Day.
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Re your comment about the photo - all I can say is good, he should be scared. Just dropped S at Heathrow, had a big cry then a cream tea on way home. Now ready to LIVE MY LIFE at bleeding last... Hope you are well and looking forward to seeing you on Sat xxx
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I once farted for over a minute straight. It's simple. Really. All you have to do is eat out in places that serve food that is very salted (cheeseburgers do this for me). Your stomach should be completely woozy by late night. Sit back and watch how the toots just come out. Tell your hub to brace himself because it's gonna need to be timed. I'll bet many conspiracies will be debated as to how a little asshole needs attention.
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Also, I hope you're ok just now, and soon able to eat soup with lumps in it.
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Um, thank you, I think. I try to be interesting in my diary, if nowhere else.
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annanotbob : |
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Commiserations on the job front, sounds vile. On the other hand, hog roast sounds fab and so pleased BF is going to stop being a cunt, bless him, eh. Thanks for your note xxx
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glad the fight is over and didn't last too long. i'll hope for a wonderful new job for you. also, will be curious about what BF said....when you're ready to tell. had a good day today(!). i like it when that happens.
take care,
lonely
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not nosy, just knowing that i need to talk about those kinds of things! :) it's dark blue, sweatshirt material and it has the dark side of the moon 'logo' on it. it says pink floyd across it in cut out letters. it's quite cute.
:) thanks for asking!
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Only the under 10s? Just what does a girl need to do to move up to the 30-year-old Luis Vuitton crowd? Never. Anyone that knows all the versions of the Scooby Doo theme songs is cool with me. Just don't pass out or I'm pretty sure a certain 'musician' would find the top of your head as a nice little place to rest his weary balls. I've got the feeling that has happened to you before after much pleading.
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hi stepfie....i'm not doing well, but i really thank you for asking. things are not good here. i don't really expect much else. i sincerely hope you and the loved ones are doing well.
xo
lonely
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All this time I thought the Decemberists were British, hahaha.
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A hoochie...is...well....a slut.
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A chongo (or female chonga) is Miami slang for hoochie.
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transatlantic dumbass answer #496: I don't *&%$## know!!! haha! Well, in all seriousness, I believe the "gift table" at the wedding is for those who did not attend bridal shower and/or wedding shower, because if those cheapskates think they can get away with it, they've got another thing coming to 'em!! And my guests will eat and be HAPPY with whatever I feed them dangnabit! much love xoxoxo
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Yeah, the Mentos thing has been around for a long time. Some do it to music while others hope to make their explosions the biggest ever. Reminds me to ask if you've ever seen Peter North (the porn star) and his, uh, "explosions." Oh, I laugh at this.
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Oh I'm so happy to have a club! You know, it's so awkward and uncomfortable when people gawk and stare when having the realization that I'm cooking from scratch. HOWever, I know from reading your diary that you are a much, much better cook than I. If I could hang about your kitchen and learn to make the dishes you serve up it'd be heavenly. I tend to stick to homey comfort foods--although I do admit to making them really, really good so that people fall all over themselves. Eventually I'll hear through the grapevine that so-and-so said I make the best whatever and it feels pretty good to be able to do something nice with confidence. So, even if I do get weird looks from time to time, I won't ever stop cooking from scratch. Good lord, I've gone on enough about this! Maybe I should just go write an entry, eh? Ha.
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Hiya. Home again, pissed off again, yawn, moan, drone etc. It was great (and weird) to meet you and lovely BF. I was going to email you the pics but don't want to send them to work without checking that it's OK. Do you mind if I post them on my diary? I'd still like to get really pissed together one day... Love xxx
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ah hahahhaa! I forgot they don't have *ahem* "fluff" in Great Britain. It's called Marshmallow fluff and its basically melted marshmallows that is spreadable and filled with lots-o-sugar. Combine that with peanut butter that is filled with lots-o-sugar and we have a winner!!! *ding ding ding*!!! It's very good. I should send you some. I'm used to eating it with peanut butter as a sandwich, but Mr. B just recently used it in pancake batter, which was surprisingly good. Cheerio! Er- yeah, I won't say that again.... ;-) much love xoxoxo
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Hey Guys! Im locked up for a bit. Dont worry, you're not missing anything, no excitement, nothing to see here, move along please. Back soon s x
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html lesson #1220. A bullet is achieved by typing the letters li inside of these: < >. I love making long lists with many bullets, thus cementing my utter and total dorkdom. Enjoy!
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The last paragragh had nothing to do with my life. It was in reference to "The Hills", the "Laguna Beach" spin off. They are both MTV reality shows about extremely rich kids with "real lives". I don't know if you get those over yonder, but the shows are so stupid they make me laugh.
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sorry to hear about your car, my dear. Cars have absolutely no sense of good timing.
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I'm back to the old password now!
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Just get a one-piece with a nice tunic cover-up. Trust me. Wear something like that to an office function and they'll be talking about the clown outfit until your holiday party. ;-)
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you've been quiet. is everything okay? things are okay here. okay is good. :)
xo
lonely
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Very rare, a girl that admits to swallowing. There are a few others and generally they are very open in their sexuality. Why not? I admit to swallowing girl spunk so more power to us. If you can, get ThinkingXXX as it's a great documentary on porn stars. Plus, they aren't shy on the nudity since you'll get plenty close-ups of schlongs.
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Ha! That's cheap for us; the Bahamas is a 30-45 minute flight from here, and the hotels are super in-expensive (so are the drinks and the food). So it really is like a country get-a-away for us. But if Cornwall has white sands, blue waters, and clear skies, I'll trade.
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Since when did you live in the States and then decide to move out to THERE? That's quite a move to deal with a Teddy Graham addiction. 2 boxes for only $4! Get your tits out for the lads over the 'Net and maybe they'll send you some.
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Well thanks for that honey. I've attempted to install it, but I've been having a post-first day back at work spliff and may have fucked it up a bit. I will have another go tomorrow. Hope things are good with you xx
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thinking of you tonight and hoping all is well!
take care,
lonely
x
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ha! thanks! I'm still in the dark as what is going on with my comments, I read through the forums at Haloscan but there were no real solutions, so I posted another query. Hopefully someone will help me out! And those super secret comments are just other readers laughing at me because I said FUCKTARD! GAH! There I go again! ;-) much love xxxxxoooo
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Apparently lisa simpson isn't the only one:
http://pruned.blogspot.com/
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Well, jizz is good for a girl's skin so why not? Good grief, how many times does a girl have to drop the soap? This seems to be a great time for clumsiness.
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oh my gosh... another person, warcrygirl, has the same problem. And I've checked and double checked my codes and they're right. I've got my commenting through haloscan.com, I think I shall post an inquiry on their message boards. Because that is just weird! sorry about the commenting problems dear! much love xxxxxooo
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Why did your note make me feel better and laugh at the same time? Wish I could say, "Shaddup willya?" like that.
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Those do exist, and we have one in town here called Sonic! They're heavenly. Maybe we'll need to go there for dinner so I can get you pictures, LOL. We had several of them back home in Ohio. One was staffed strictly by the local college boys... heh heh...
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I am still trying to figure out those math problems. I am math-impaired. Maybe you can find the answer! Until then, feel free to add me. I will add you back!
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Love and hugs to both of you xxxx
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hahahaha! Mr. B wants to be a musician, I guess I'll have to keep my eye on him! But not let him eat it...... and I am going to take full advantage of your offer... I will e-mail you soon with details! yayness!!!! ;-) much love xxxooo
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Nice to hear from you honey bun - hope you're well hugs xxxx
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Yes, diets do suck. Last week our friends invited us over for dinner and had *inhales* steak, hot dogs, steak kabobs, steak and shrimp kabobs, ribs, homemade potato salad and baked beans. I couldn't eat a single thing so I sat around and watched everyone else eat. The thing that bothered me the most, though, was everyone saying "Nikki, are you sure you don't want to eat? This steak is FANTASTIC!" Of course I wanted to eat it, but those are SO many calories!!
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Ha Ha I think you'd wear out my little brother to the point that he'd start asking for tea and just collapse. Plus, I think you'd totally dominate him in a game of checkers but that's just going off the subject. Let's hear some "White Wedding" now, y'all! "It's a nice day to...........START AGAIN!"
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No shame in asking. Target is one of those "super" stores, like Walmart (don't know if y'all have that one either), that sells everything like groceries, clothes, shoes, cleaning supplies, furniture, beauty & pharmacy supplies, pet supplies, electronics, games, camping gear, ect. Whatever you can think of, most likely they have. And, everything is several dollars cheaper than it normally would be if you got it at a regular drug store or grocery. Check it out: www.target.com or www.walmart.com.
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poland....the one thing that i am truly anticipating. we went last summer as well. we are working with habitat for humanity. we will be building a house for a mother and daughter that live in terrible conditions. i can't even call it a house. the girl has sight problems and will probably be blind soon. she actually volunteered to do other habitat work! it will be such a wonderful project and i can't wait to be there. and the country is really beautiful. right on the baltic sea.
how are you?
xoxo
lonely
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Thanks for the note. Nice to know that you're thinking about me. :D Makes me feel all special and stuff.
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If you're not careful I'll get a microthang and post a photo of me wearing it. That'll shut you up, I promise! I liked the silent sex tales - reminded me of times past....
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Who's Bella Donna? Is this a porn star or are you just giving me a pet name? The only reason Ron's in porn is because of 9.75 inches. I don't know how girls can enjoy being with him but he's such a nice guy. One of my friend's got his autograph. Big fake boobs have got to go. How about all those gangbangs? I hate 'em, too. It's gross to see a girl with cum all over her face, dripping down, and then she's smiling.
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Oh Stepfie, you know distance doesn't mean squat. Take for example the fact that I have visited Ireland and Smash hasn't. Hehehe. Get your little butt over here so that we can all have a few together! Ah shucks, if that won't work, I'll grab Serena and drag her across the pond to see you. Deal?
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I forgot about your little quip. I've heard of it before on married people heading to the fridge after seeing what's in bed but all that slipped my mind. Funny. It's funny the uses of semen in porn these days, eh?
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A case of mistaken identity, I fear. We have neither Bourne nor Langley in these parts. Though I wouldn't be averse to seeing BF play, one of those days when I've got my groove back xx
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and I'm starting from where? Glad you're back tho' - sad lack of porn in my other reads, not to mention my life. Boo hoo etc xxx
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thank you, thank you for understanding. i keep hoping things will be better here, but no such luck. i honestly love my husband. but i really and truthfully think that he doesn't love me. this really bothers me. i want him to love me. but sometimes (most of the time) i wonder if it's too late. thank you so much for your note. it was really needed and appreciated.
xoxo
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I don't know what I would do with all that power. I envy you, oh queen of the supplies!
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ROFL! Well, I won't be pooping them, either!
You are uber-cute - and I dig the Bullshit Baffles :)
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You're a lot blonder than I expected, but I definitely see where the "Stepford" comes in. BF must be very happy!
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hedgehoggy : |
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Okay, you came out pictures exactly as I thought you'd look. No, that's not a bad thing as anyone that takes the word "Hump" and does it as much as possible is good.
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hope your holidays are wonderful!
xo
lonely
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Additional, though the last comment formatted funny the hyphen IS a part of the email addy :)
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email me the links dear... I also need your email anyways cos I don't think I ever procured it. mine is travis-jamesATblueyonderDOTcoDOTuk Ta love, glad to see ya back!
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Writing this before I've read your update so I may be back. I started Priv. P on Monday night and knew someone was going to die but thought it would be Tommo going over the top. Then at the school on Tuesday I was flicking through one of the kid's English book and saw some work on the novel. I turned a page and there was this big heading - The Execution of George. I'll admit it did give me a turn, but not as much as poor Jooj. It was a wicked world and still is for many poor sods. I keep wishing I could recommend some books for Jooj - I will when I spot
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Well, that's the private sector for you! My eldest went to a private secondary where they read ALL the options for literature GCSE - Far From the Madding Crowd, Jane Eyre, Lord of the Flies, etc etc etc, while I dragged my lot through Mice and Men. It's a different world.
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thanks for your note. :) things are slowly, but surely getting better. i'll keep you updated.
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Hi, thanks for adding me. I look forward to reading more of your diary.
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dandydandy : |
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What a kind thing for you to say! Thanks a heap!
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queenoftart : |
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It HAS warmed up a bit hmmmmm ; )
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thank you for the note. things are not good here at my house. there are court orders, etc., etc. my husband's ex-wife is f***ing evil. i really hate her. court....etc. i'm so upset. i feel as if i'm at the end of my rope. please just think of me every once in awhile... how are things with you?
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Hey, madam. shoot me an email, if you would!
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LOL, wouldn't that make the best stripper name? Or maybe a line of lingerie?
I'm not surprised you don't know my Ultimate Fighters, it's kind of a stretch to call them 'celebrities,' but you haven't seen The Punisher or Terminator??? You are missing out!
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decided on a note instead of a comment this time, just cuz... so for no apparent reason I wish you love and happiness and something fun, whatever it is, make the next thing you do more fun than you ever thought it could be (even if that means doing it slightly wrong and having to re-do it, just cuz :)
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I know, but I'm deeply traumatised by that being the extent of my desire - to snuggle up with Fern Brittan - where have I gone wrong???? I've been reading and I loved what you wrote about taking XXX to hospital and staying with her. xx
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Thanks for your comment about posh-boy. I'd forgotten all about him and went back to check, which reminded me how much I like writing - I'd kind of lost touch with that. A defective memory is a source of endless surprise. I'd forgotten my lovely red jacket once belonged to someone else and had just incorporated it into the general (dunno where this sentence is going, sorry...) I've read loads of your diary too but I just have a big sense that I like you, with a hint of countryside and a sense of gigs being in there somewhere. Apart from the unforgettable celeb thing and that fucking bloke on smedindy's - this has gone on a bit, but have a good day or night, whenever you read this xxx
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I think to get stats you must have Gold! (Gold! Always belivin' in Gold!...sorry...Spandau Ballet attacked me.)
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Ha Ha! Freeballin'? You are the first girl I've ever heard tell me that a guy going commando is such a taker. Interesting. As for more questions to you...........how about a pic of yo' hair? I'm curious as to blonde, brunette, or redhead. We got fuck-me-pumps but no head to go with them. Now, that sounds funny since we both enjoy giving head.
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Oops! Sorry! Vince is an American actor who does lots of comedy. He was in Wedding Crashers, Starsky & Hutch, Old School, Anchorman (small role) and most recently The Break-Up. Ha! Don't know if that helps you or not!
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Nah, just don't like knowing she's sad.
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It's the least I could do for her.
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I can't imagine how it would sound! How many speakers? I've got 5 but lost the sixth until I find it. Geez, doesn't all that just make you wanna act it out in the studio? Big screen, big speakers, and time spent in porn star heels.........time well spent.
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Oh golly, it is so terribly difficult for my overworked brain to come up with some kind of fantasy that goes beyond..."we went out for a bite to eat, returned home, got it on and fell asleep." I do believe you, Tart, will be much better in the fantasy arena than me! But perhaps this meme will get the gears in proper working order again. Ah well, I'm glad I have at least one reader who promises not to laugh! :)
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Oh, I love funny stories on pussy farts! In America, we call them "queefs." Just something more to enjoy while being with a woman, for us men. No, I'm not the boyfriend as I live in a country run by a complete idiot.
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OH! I get it now. Heh! Dumb ol' me. Anyway, I promised Smash some mix CDs and this takes care of them. As for a REAL soundtrack - well, if things thing gets big then there's a possibility that Smash could be a-callin, since he's the auteur and we're just the hired help!
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I've got it all under control, ma'am. 99 tunes for "Rockin'" and they all work! Thanks, though - I may have to see if he's got some rarities that I want / need!
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Hmmm. Interesting. Any little ponies nearby?
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OK, I'll admit it. I went searching for British diarists! I've got lots of great American buddies, and some fantastic young Brits, but... well, you know how it is. Good to 'meet' you.
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Never heard of Sleepy Hollow!?! *shudders* The horror! The horror!
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Hello, just found you and added you, hope you don't mind.
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And yes you do need the hyphen in that addy, my last notes formatting was a bit fooked. xxx
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Hey dear, just saw your gbook entry. try emailing me at travis-jamesATblueyonderDOTcoDOTuk My other one sometimes goes a bit funny.
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Whoops! The zombie flick was the other 'Tart's. My bad. Let's just get the spanking over with. *bends over*
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Hey! No more apologizing! I love your notes because they are sometimes strange, but they always make me laugh. Keep em coming!
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Dear me.........I just cannot fathom a large squirt on a woman's face or dress. The curtains? Now, that is a different question altogether but will make Martha Stewart cry. Will you please tell me the name of the zombie flick? It's been weighing on my mind because I know I've seen it and I know it's not Re-Animator.
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Aww thanks for the kiss, ST. *mwah* back. Smash xxx \m/
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Yes, they're definitely not pink and tealish. They're more like brick red and a dark sage green. Oy. *shakes head at teal* I gotta get a new camera.
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Fine by me as I totally agree on the use of the word "quim." Cute little word, no? I'm guessing that you're quite the tongue user, too, eh? I'm always open for more tips even if I have a tendency to make her thrash all around. The climax is a dazed look in her eye and drool. Sexy? Quite.
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I didn't think it was insulting, I thought it was hilarious and I laughed my ass off when I read it.
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stepfie,
thanks for the hi. things here are good. just pretty busy with classes. hope all is well!
xo
lonely
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I don't know what the hell it means either, but I'm leading towards "National Public Radio". Although, "'Normous Penis Radio" does have a much better ring! :D
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The URL is your address: http://stepfordtart.diaryland.com/index.html
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to make your homepage show up in the comments, where it says url just type http://stepfordtart.diaryland.com and as for email, when you click on an email link, just make sure that the address looks as it should. some people have a (remove this) or some smiliar message in their email address to stop internet spammage. Hope this helps... smashxxx
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Gracious. Thank you, so very much, for adding Serenaville to your faves/buddy list! Happy thanks as well, for your kind comment. It's always a thrill to be found, and read regularly. I'm quite warmed. Rest assured, I'll be raiding your entry closet as well, at first opportunity. How could I not, with such an intriguing diary ident, and so many favorite diaries in common? Pleased to have you in The Posse, and looking forward to learning more about you as time passes. Take care! -Serena :)
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lonelywife : |
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happy anniversary, dear!
xo
lonely
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lonelywife : |
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as i was on, your update showed up! this must happen often! :)
keep an eye on the fairy/corpse...
xo
lonely
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Hey congrats! You are now in your very own online soap. Go to my smash diary and click on the tatoo image on the right of any entry, and ye shall be transported to the first episode! Don't gorget to add "masherdude" to your faves to see when its updated. Loves ya! smash
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lonelywife : |
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:) just silly american football! :)
thanks for the note!
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I mean no offense. I call everyone who's a year or more over than me "old", and my 24th b-day is in 9 days (yay!). Anyway, when I say his age is starting to catch up with him, I mean that he's starting to look his age considering when I first met him, I wouldn't have thought that he was over 25, yet it was only a couple months before his 30th. It's kinda scary how age just sneaks up on you.
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Andy Rooney is a curmudgeonly essayist on the US TV Show "60 Minutes" so it's lost on you. He always goes, "Did you ever notice about..." and then spouts something really trivial.
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hey stepfie! thanks for the notes. and i will be interested to hear the nightmare story, and yes, i'm sure i will relate!
take care,
lonely xo
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\m/ \m/ \m/ there ya go babe! smashxxx
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Hey! Thanks for braving future wrist injury by leaving me a note and adding me as a fave. I'm glad you did because I've been looking for a new, interesting diary to read. And YAY! for great sex (especially since I'm not getting any right now).
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Nah its not locked now babe. I just locked it while I did the html necessary to add you babes as my posse! Smash Central is now open for business! smashxxx
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Thanks for your sympathetic views on the time one needs to poo, but now I would love you to turn your sympathy towards the poor, dedicated but slow worker who is being forced out of his job - check out the diary and make sure you get everyone with an ear to visit www.savepaulsjob.com soon!
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LOL Yeah thats true most people use biblical references to talk shite, but my friend H just made an innocent remark and I was sat there thinking "hmmm" but asked her what it was, and she told me without any sanctimonious bollocks cos shes great. The other biblical reference was from a fucked up old trout friend of my aunts, so I just countered with "you don't get this sort of corny crap when your religion is fucking, monkey spanking and alcohol. you should try it, it might loosen you the fuck up." I was pissed at the time but I don't think I'll be getting a christmas card... smash xxx
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I just thought of something else. Surely at 6'7" I qualify to be a foul mouthed BIG fucker? Discuss. smashxxx
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LOL Oh don't apologise. I took it as a compliment. And yes of course you can add me as a favourite. I will affor dyou the same courtesy, and then read some more of your diary... hehe. Foulf mouthed fucker signing off now.... smashxxx
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ireland was beautiful. wish i was there instead of here! hope all is well with you. x
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Well, did you get 86'd? Did you get the ziggy? Are you out on your ass and on the streets? Any other obscure American slang I can throw at you? Inquiring minds want to know your job status!
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thanks for reading. thanks for the comment. i have greatly enjoyed reading your diary. i will be stopping back. x
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{{{HUGS}}}
how horrid honey. I'm going to add haloscan comments to your page today (as per mine) so that people can comment on individual entries - after that I'll leave well alone!
kisses - you too are top banana - and if at all possible get that arsehole reported to the cops...
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Fuck, you're brilliant. I'm just loving your writing (Ben Dover indeed! One of my husband's heroes!) - and what's more, you say "twat" and "shite" a lot! Thanks so much for reading; I shall be back with my tongue out, salivating for more of your delicious naughtiness. Love, R xxx
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