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from pyroguysr :
But... but... dates are GOOD.... I made Acorn Squash covered in Dates, honey and slivered almonds for Turkey Day! And it's an interesting dish to serve your vegan friends so that they don't bitch at you for eating meeeeeeaaaaaat! Oh, and I got your link from MrsCoble and was curious because I thought that I was the King of bad poetry... and now I may have found my Queen! WOOT! Write on!
from plopphizz :
Congrats, one of your old Halloween entries has been linked to on Quoted: http://quoted.diaryland.com/halloween05.html. Thanks for the great writing. - Ploppy.
from bluemeany :
I'm so pleased that I can now feel free to say curse words in TWO Diaryland diaries. Thank you for giving me another fucking outlet. Smooch.
from xbrokenties :
I think this journal rocks. I wrote the vodka.html poem. Keep up the writing.
from blueiceflame :
I really liked the Cereal Killer poem. It was great.
from peachpit28 :
Just found your homepage, love it! Thanks for having it around for all of us to consume..hhmm...
from tammyscumbag :
I must say that "kk" poem really changed my life. Beautiful.
from cornnugget :
A thing of beauty is a joy forever....your poems should be around for a good long time.
from mydaydream :
Yeah but Tammy, your poem cracked me up! I wondered if I even wrote it in my sleep. Horray hermits!! Happy Hermit Awareness Day!
from tammyscumbag :
I wrote "the hermit, the me" poem and killed the html for the back button. Stupid me.
from tout-lamour :
I know it's an old one but I'd just like to say that "True Love Exists" is awesome and totally doesn't suck ass. So it doesn't belong on this site.
from slummyjelly :
that last poem re why mike loves allie or some shite? **vomiting in mouth** thank god for suckasspoems, because where else would such horrendous "writing" get to be read?
from ma-ma-mia :
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA. u are completly histarical. i laughed SOOOOOO hard man holycow...YA thats right HOLY COW. anywho...keppp up the funnyiness! wootwoot
from hadassah :
Too funny! You rock!
from slummyjelly :
bravo, brava, bravis. mine was apposedtabe a haiku. soory.
from freaktard :
Haha, I wrote Southern Bimbos!
from nemes357 :
cool poems.. dumb sia~~ i wrote the dumb Nobody poem and forgot to name myself.. wat a crock~~
from pffawg :
Love the site Bob. Meant to leave my initial 'L' at the bottom of 'In Answer to 'to dare'' Hell that's not true, I was going to leave it anon - crapper. Yeah its sad. Hey this could be a new catagory SuckAssSadPoems. Think it will catch on?
from gaycannibal :
Brilliant! Absolutely brilliant!
from dalyrical1 :
i must admit.... i like your poems... its like reading insanity... and not too many folks can pull that off without seeming pretentious
from quietatnight :
I like this peppermint poem. Also, the pagoda too. I wish I could live in it. (oh yeah, it's "tree" by the way. Damn diaryland login.
from jasminebloom :
Hee hee. This is a really funny site. I just submitting my original poem "Mustache Man".
from caldwell-kid :
Hey just submited a poem, suckasspoems is a hiarious site, so I thought I would add my own confusion.
from nameless01 :
hahaha i love the suckasspoems!
from ceqs-e :
"you make me" is my fault. So yeah... i'm the skin... doorofbreath.diaryland.com is actually the soul.
from lilchrissi :
Haylo :) I wrote the poem Andrea I just didn't want to reveal my name for personal reasons...but, oh well lol I guess I just did..
from lilchrissi :
Haylo :) I wrote the poem Andrea I just didn't want to reveal my name for personal reasons...but, oh well lol I guess I just did..
from crazygal23 :
heyya~ i added the "Evil Bo Peep" one, and forgot to put my name. so that one is mine. :-)
from hottlachika :
Hey i wrote 1 it's called Played Backk!! make sure a check it out & tell me what you think!! Hott lil Bitch!!
from frogbastard :
I forgot to post my name I forgot to post my name I forgot to post my name Damn. I love my sandwich.
from thecritic :
wooohoo just put the ass in suckasspoems go me!
from sevennchik :
Fuckin hilarious
from sevennchik :
Fuckin hilarious
from okielion08 :
Rant is my gorgeous (ha) poem. Ain't it the best? (or shortest?)
from glazecovered :
Hehe, it's my turn to share my SUCK ASS poems. And I should say, this site is truly great, for people like me, who can't write poems, but want to see their creations on the pages of popular web page.
from adobogirl :
detroit's my sucky poem...enjoy uncle bob
from planetqueen :
Yeah, right, I know I suck at HTML, I'm thick. I wanted to post a few Haiku on the page but they've come out as one. So I look like a giant big fuck. Well that's just as well, because that's what I am.
from vnichols :
how can anyone dance like a girl to Closer? i'm confused.
from poked2x :
ok, i take that back. it's there.
from poked2x :
Um, I thought I posted "Damn you evil stick of death", but I can't find it now. :(
from theotherchad :
I posted the Lynyrd Skynyrd (Kiss my ass redneck, etc.) and then the poem about getting old, but when I check the archive, the Skynyrd poem doesn't show up. What up with that Uncle Bob?
from tawnyraccoon :
umm how do you know if your poem sucks ass? I thought they were pretty good, the ones I read
from fummy-cheese :
You know, I'd like to see a poem actually suck somebodys ass. Also, who's ass are these poems sucking? These are the questions that drive us.
from peterbazooka :
My haiku is super-duper suck ass. It has a conceptual error. I am sorry. still-->Pretty Pete the Haiku Avenger!
from smartepants :
Because I really dont quite care,i went to work with no underwear,thinking i felt like real hot shit,this is something i might not quit,and although i kept on feeling the breezes,at least i had no underwear creases!
from leopardray :
Darn it, that's "Monkees," not "Monkeys."
from thisisjohn :
thees place rocks.
from xpunkqueenx :
ha, luv the poems...
from fummy-cheese :
I wrote that dumbass walmart poem, but i forgot to name myself.
from oostaroo :
*whisper* dont ever think that your poems suck! *regular voice* but I like many of your poems. They're very you, and that's the importance of it. Keep writing. And NEVER throw them away again! :)
from andelda :
The sad thing is, my band really is this lame. We have one song though. "I am a duck" Quite a humourous parody of "I am a nut." Later dudes and dudettes.
from janeybabes :
I would just like to say that I give props to whoever the hell wrote all those poems because they are all Badass!! 8===D!!!
from foxinsocks :
hey, your poems and such really makes me feel good about my writing. actually, it makes my writing look really good. gee, thanks. keep it up.
from primessa :
kickitilikeit! xox
from beatlechick :
Aw, shit. I am an idiot, such an idiot. I wrote my suck-ass lady bug poem, but forgot to leave my name. Well , here I am ,I wrote the bug poem, and I will now go hang my head in shame. Love the site though, Uncle Bob.
from thisisjohn :
fun! =)
from buchers :
um, "die, daddy,die?" What the hell is up with that poem?
from smartepants :
man you people suck. I wanna write in here and for some god damn reason, I can't.
from smartepants :
Is there a secret to submitting public entries?? Cuz everytime I do, the damn thing tells me that something went wrong
from twinkeee :
Love the "dump your dumbass" poem...whoever wrote it!
from everwhat :
Dammit, I screwed up the page. I forgot quotation marks, so the "back" link doesn't work on the one I wrote... The Computer Lab. Just lettin' ya know. Heh. This site kicks ass.
from buchers :
Me, too, damn it. Haiku To My Ass, that was mine.
from agentfatman :
I forgot to!! I wrote "Goddesses" it's my 5th Goddess poem.
from marsist :
love the coffee poem, love it. "a fat man in an unstaffed Krispy Kreme." hee!
from wienermom :
Ahh! *whimper* I forgot to put my name on my poem. I did "Bittersweet ode to Coffee".
from tika :
okay all, i shared all the suck ass poetry i have in me. hope you enjoyed. .tika.
from angelsenvy :
Come on man!!!!! If you want to read suckasspoems read some of my diaries...Please man you write better than I do.
from tequillaworm :
Chrome Magnum Man, "Declared Foes" seem to be in the wrong place. This poem ruled! not very suck assed at all.
from yousmellgood :
WHO WROTE the one called "Cat"? I really liked that one.
from in-my-life :
My first and hopefully my last suck ass poem. Phew! I just had to get that out of my system. How liberating.
from waterfall2 :
well.. I usully write good poems.. but I decided to write a dumb ass poem. My first time lol. hope it sucked Christina
from humbi :
Sorry for the double! My mistake.
from asteroidbelt :
this is a really clever idea.
from july61 :
I love suck ass poems! So much more fun than looking for a job! Cheaper than therapy!
from mushufrufru :
i'm up to my third suck ass poem and let me tell you how much i love what you've done for all of us who can't write...thank you uncle bob!
from cosmicrayola :
Just a quick note. Your "next" link doesn't work. It just brings you back to the current page.
from dictation :
this rocks. I love it.
from papparoach :
Thanks alot UncleBob, now I got something to do during my unemployment. Oh by the way if someone calls answer the phone, "Vandeley Industries".
from kaire :
great, i'm now addicted to writing really bad poetry. I'm at least being more anonymous now. work? who needs to do that????
from jellybean3 :
Great idea, UB! What better way to show my love for Celine. Do you have an anniversary coming up or something, and are looking for poetry so you don't have to spend money on a card for your wife?
from dreamyautumn :
P.S. - There's actually a day set aside to honor suck ass poems. August 18th (bad poetry day).
from dreamyautumn :
I love the new site, Uncle Bob! DESIRE was mine and I'm very proud of it. It sure does suck. (LOL) ~Shann~
from anenigma :
This is great. If there's one thing I know, it's bad poetry.
from cosmicrayola :
Congratulations on your new site! The layout is beautiful!

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