DiaryLand members area

I am back! (Or at least trying to retrieve my diary from the dusty depths of archiving.) Leaving a message here feels like throwing a message in a bottle overboard, but it’s worth a try.

from hopscotch :

Where are you teaching these days? What country? I am hoping to teach outside of the U.S. someday too.

from omfggwtf :

oh no!! oh my god that'd kill me ahaha. i'm such a lazy bastard. just go through random phases where i can never sleep normally though. i hope you sort it out!

from omfggwtf :

ditto! getting five hours sleep each night is killing me hahaha.

from omfggwtf :

yeah i guess you're right. sucks that we all grow and drift apart though! suppose it gives us chances to do other things with other new people but heey. and really? where are you planning on travelling too?

from acuteapathy :

Hey, making a rare appearance. I wanted to say thanks for the note and the happy birthday wishes. And as a matter of a fact, happy belated birthday as well. Not that I'm a heartless bastard or that I put off saying it or that you'd want this on your note page (and if not, sorry), but I thought it'd be best. I'm loving your diary.

from samcorday :

lol...well i always say to each their own, can't tie u to a chair,prop your eyeballs open with matchstick and FORCE you to watch FoodNetwork...lol......but i guarantee that if i cook for you, you would probably have a food-gasm!

from omfggwtf :

haha, yeah :/ it does suck but oh well! i suppose i'll live, eh. just life really, ain't it.

from comebacktome :

It's okay. I am over it. I have gone through a lot in my life, sometimes it makes me touchy, but that's not your fault :)

from omfggwtf :

haha! i'm sure i'll be okay. i reckon i've still got a good seven years left yet.

from omfggwtf :

ha! awww. well feel better :). and i dunno really, maybe just excessive drinking, not enough sleep. ah well, it's all about that anyway, isn't it :). THE JOYS OF LIFE.

from omfggwtf :

ahhh that's no good.. well good luck with your thing anyway! and why does your body hurt? oww.

from omfggwtf :

haaha! i think my body is giving up. how've you been anyway!?

from comebacktome :

Tis okay. I knew you weren't meaning to be offensive and like I said, I got pissy because of stuff to do with me and my past, which you wouldn't know anything about, because you don't actually know me, so it's not really fair to react to something you said without knowing any of the context. Like if a friend who knows me and my history said that I would be most upset, but the fact that a stranger said it forced me to reflect, so it wasn't all bad. Just so you know though, people do tend to get upset if other people's perceptions are blamed on something they do. This is particularly the case with girls and sex, often to do with the whole concept of consent, because in this day and age there's a lot of talk of girls being responsible for the sexual reaction of guys i.e the whole 'asking for it' thing. And I know that that probably didn't even cross your mind....possibly one of the benefits of being a guy and not having to stress about that stuff I guess.

from comebacktome :

Okay, still just as confused. Why don't we make this an option based thing- are you saying a)Maybe I present myself in a certain way that makes them think I am easy/ a sex kitten or b) Maybe I do something that makes them drop me flat when I won't sleep with them. Aside from the obvious not sleeping with them thing. Or are you talking about something totally different?

from comebacktome :

So I'd love to be able to phrase this in some kind of deep and meaningful way, but all I can think of is: Huh? *wrinkles nose* I'm fuzzled :/

from omfggwtf :

my head hurts so much :( ouch. i think i overdid it ahaha.

from omfggwtf :

sure am ;). about to leave now to go out and get drunk! ahh, joys.

from comebacktome :

I was 21. But the experience scarred me for life (literally). I just hate that the whole situation is do damn complicated. Sigh.

from comebacktome :

Ahahah! So true! I don't have a problem being single, but I freaking hate being in a group of smug marrieds *vomit*. The thing is, my friends have remarked to me, that even when I am in a relationship, I'm just the same lol. Half of them don't even know when I'm seeing someone I am so much the same! I consider this to be one of my better talents :) I am envious that you can be such a good third wheel, I just get fed up lol

from comebacktome :

So, 1) Thanks for the add, sorry I didn't see it before now, I'm obviously dense! 2)You have awesome taste in movies/shows. I would have those, then add Ghost in the Shell. 3) Your dream sequences are equal parts disturbing and fascinating 4)Keep writing and I will keep reading :) - From a stranger across the world

from omfggwtf :

hahaha okay, will do later maybe! nice speaking with you! well have a good sleep. at least one of us is going to sleep �_�.. COLLEGE FOR ME! goodnight :) xo.

from omfggwtf :

i don't have it! i played it on the ps3 round my friends, and i was an absolute fail ahaha. ooooooh, new xbox :D i love my xbox. it's like my child.. o_O

from omfggwtf :

haaaaaaa! i don't have cod 2.. i have cod 5, left 4 dead 2, halo 3, gears of war 1 and 2, and all that shindig. haven't really been online recently actually. i need to start going on there more!

from omfggwtf :

yeah aha. well, only if i'm playing and i'm getting angry. like, the other day i had an outburst like OH MY GOD, YOU STOLE MY KILL, HOW DARE YOU! and then i shut up for the rest of the match ahahahah. i realised i was going to become one of those people that moan about kill stealing, oops.

from omfggwtf :

hahahaha. oh god no! i don't think i possibly could. i am awful on the phone. i remember once, i was drunk, and someone over xboxlive told me i have an adorable voice, and i sounded well spoken. something about my voice sounding very "eductional" and how i sounded like i should be on blues clues. i was like "...okay then!" hahaha.

from omfggwtf :

haaha! oui, oui, you are. and oh yes.. that's when the whole "GO ON, SPEAK! YOU CAN DO IT" thing happens and then i crack and sorta fall to the floor and have seizures.. well not really, but i'm no good at communicating.

from omfggwtf :

..hmmm. how do i pronounce tomorrow? i say it like -mouths word- tomorrow....... oh. well isn't that interesting! this is a rather random conversation we're having, i must say.

from omfggwtf :

hahahaha. i sound like that. like a complete idiot. "wot u tryin't say, eh?!".. well that's if i'm angry. which i'm generally not. but still. i'm as common sounding as they come aha.

from omfggwtf :

hahahah! england. they'd love it here. well, i dunno. you get those people who are completely british and don't like ANYONE unless they're british too.. i dunnoo.. i never understood why americans and such love the whole british accent? it's so plain and boring.

from omfggwtf :

yeah :( i am very awkward on the phone. just tend to like, giggle an awful lot. or just say "errrrrrrr" and leave long awkward painful silences. NICEEEEEE. i'm so anti-social, it's brilliant :D are you? i'm better than i was a year ago though!

from omfggwtf :

HA! yeaaaaaah, us girls. we can be sneaky. i'm crap with the phone too actually. i get nervous. if someone's ringing i'm like PANIC!PANIC! WHAT DO I DO!? generally, the answer would be to connect the call and say hello, but i can't seem to do that :/

from omfggwtf :

hahaa! well i will pray that you find your girl who sends explicit messages, eats muffins and doesn't waddle when she walks :)

from omfggwtf :

hahahahaha. awwwwww, that sucks. i'm sure you'll find someone!

from omfggwtf :

haaaaha! maybe, maybe! or maybe england just tends to be full of them.

from omfggwtf :

mmm, hopefully i'll just deal with it then ahaha. ohhh but the immature idiots i have in my class, they drive me mental. oh well! have to live with it i suppose! rant rant rant.

from omfggwtf :

if i'm being completely honest, i don't even care aha. i'm so done with education now. i suck at what i do there anyway, so it's pointless in me being there.. i think i just need more motivation ahaha. but yeah, if i carry on with my whole "not turning up" thing, they're going to kick me out. even though i finish in about 4 months.. hopefully i'll just manage to keep it up aha.

from omfggwtf :

haaahaha! yeah, i'm the same. i never do my work on time. i hardly ever show up really, i'm always too hungover, or i don't sleep enough ahaha. they're going to kick me out soon enough, i can tell :D

from omfggwtf :

aww :(. well good luck with it. and it's not yet cancelled.. apparently i have to go in at 10:30am.. and i finish for the day at 12:30, so that's even the bloody point :( ohhh, it does suck to go to college.

from omfggwtf :

aww, that's not good :(. well, if it can be fixed, i hope it goes well for you! xo.

from omfggwtf :

yeah i suppose so aha.. and aw that's nice. are you with this girl then? xo.

from omfggwtf :

good! and yeah, ahaha. it's okay :) i think it was my most eventful year. was amazing though. hopefully 2010 will beat it.. how was your new year and past year and stuff? xo.

from omfggwtf :

much better.. you're improving! :D xo.

from omfggwtf :

hahahaha! that's funny.. but ewwww, nice image in my head there! thanks ahaha. xo.

from omfggwtf :

aww, that sounds nice, but sucks with the no snow :( i don't really get along with snow.. well, it's alright until it gets too cold. or that kind of icy/mushy shit you get aha. annoying! xo.

from omfggwtf :

haaha! well yeah, i live in england :). and it's been snowing for the past few days, which is good.. i find out if my college is open in about 2 hours anyway, so then i can know if i have to go in ahaha. xo.

from omfggwtf :

yes, that's the point HA! i saw it. and so i said hi :D i am good thanks.. tired though. but can't sleep now, since i have college in like, 2 hours �_�, however the snow may thankfully make it closed for the day :D yourself? xo.

from omfggwtf :

hello :) xo.

from wafflehead :

I almost left you a note telling you that you need a guestbook, when I saw "SIGN MY GUESTBOOK!" In big, obvious letters. But then I realized that your guestbook didn't work anyways because signmyguestbook.com is broken. So now that I am over my temporary retardedness (oh who am I kidding, I'll always be a little dumb), Hi. I'm Wafflehead and your diary makes me laugh out loud.

from shutupmom :

is that a picture of you and cake and underwear on your head?

from karika :

hey, u dont no me but i found your diary and i just thought id leave a note to say hi so..hi..hope you write back, if not..peace

from squeege-o :

no i only got the clown one so far.. :( want me to send you the pic of men zach?? :) <3 me

from squeege-o :

hiiii its me again! i want to see the picture of you in your super-man undies.. jus not the clown one.. you might as well send me an anthrax letter than a picture of a clown.. they'd both kill me.. clowns are scary.. you must be vewy, vewy bwave to have your picture taken with one of the demonic creatures.. lol.. ok, enuff of me.. (my email is [email protected] btw) <3 deej

from squeege-o :

hahahaha i read your note to purex about the weiner thing.. lol and it made me laff so i had to come check out your diary... which ALSO made me laff... and you've got some pretty sweet stuff too.. *smile* so im DEFF adding you to my faves if you dont mind?? :.+*muah*+.: deej

from purex :

you know what shampoo rocks, Panteen Pro V. also i think a train just de-railed, no one is online right now so im telling you. dah!

from tick-my-tock :

I think that down the road when you're half of an old married couple, your wife will be very lucky to hold your hand.

from tick-my-tock :

No I have not seen Run Lola Run. I've seen parts of it on the TV movie channels but never the whole thing. I love how she says "manny" though, sort of like "mani" with a french accent. Is the soundtrack good?

from purplebanana :

i want to be a hero too - but not just for other people, for myself as well.

from tick-my-tock :

Yes I know the word stratagem is in Am�lie. Like I said, I've watched the movie before!

from tick-my-tock :

Yup that's Am�lie at the bottom of my page. Don't you just love the word stratagem. I can't believe you own it but haven't watched it. I suggest you run right now and go see it. Unless of course you can't. But see it soon!

from lovingmusic :

What an amazing entry...I know I don't know you, but it feels like we are a lot alike to me...that entry was so beautiful...I felt like a lot of what you were saying was coming from inside of me..only you expressed it so well...I LOVED IT...it was BEAUTIFUL...

from lovingmusic :

I don't think they have a Denny's, but the two best things to try are White Castle Hamburgers, and Pizza King Pizza...THE BEST

from lovingmusic :

Hey! I have been reading your diary for awhile now, and I love it! I love your honesty, and you always have the BEST stories...When I read tonight, you wrote something about Muncie, Indiana...I am from there! I was born and grew up there, and a ton of my relatives live there...I just thought that was cool...oh yeah, and you're cool too... :)

from tick-my-tock :

I just tried to leave you a note but I don't think it worked. Anyway, I really like your diary! I think it's quite possible that you are the perfect guy. :)

from polyantha :

ross...got a diary today, see?

from caralynne :

it is far too late, ross. sorry. my friend graham and i wrote one though. it took us 30 seconds. my teacher really enjoyed it. she made me play it 12 times. you could write one about giant rats driving around in cars though. that would make my day.

from absolutlau :

sure we can. but you should write me a really neat song first.

from absolutlau :

marry me?

from caralynne :

writing a song about trigonometry and triangles would be amazing. also amazing would be if i could steal it. my math teacher will give me an extra 3% come report card time. ah, good ol trig songs.

from caralynne :

my cats leave me dead mice and birds as signs of affection. you could do that, minus the killing. it will be like noahs arch. two of every animal. i always feel like an animal-rights activist is going to pounce on me at any moment when im eating animal crackers. those animal-rights activists sure are clever. LIKE A FOX. so very like a foxy. i wish somebody would call me foxy. of all of the creatures in the world, i would most like to be a cat, or a fox. my cats get chased by a fox in the spring. good ol fox. good ol animals.

from caralynne :

some girls dye their hair because they are bored and want to something different. they dye their hair blonde because the other girls have blonde hair and they are boring so they wont stand out.

from caralynne :

some girls dye their hair because they are bored and want to something different. they dye their hair blonde because the other girls have blonde hair and they are boring so they wont stand out.

from caralynne :

how about a combination? ive always wanted a mail-order boyfriend.

from caralynne :

the songs on 'not a pretty girl' are: worthy tiptoe cradle and all shy sorry i am light of some kind not a pretty girl the million you never made hour follows hour 32 flavors asking too much this bouquet crime for crime coming up

from caralynne :

my english teacher doesnt like it when people say "very unique" because its gramatically incorrect. i made a button that says "very unique" and i wore it all friday. my english teacher gave me a mean look.

from desperado22 :

Nah, but I grabbed the I Fucked Jesus Christ t-shirt.

from desperado22 :

No, I didn't write a book. I can barely look at a piece of paper without screaming, and the computer doesn't do much for me either. But thanks for asking... I think.

from caralynne :

in math class, i always tell my teacher that the only time i will ever need to know how to find the vertex form of a quadratic relation from the standard form is if a crazy homeless lunatic on the street jumped me and held a gun to my head and said he/she was gonna blow my head off if i couldnt do it. i asked some strange math teacher that ive never had what he would do if he was unable to get a teaching job. he said that he would probably become a crazy homeless lunatic that would ask people on the street the answers to math problems. remind me not to take any more math classes than are required to graduate.

from caralynne :

diet pepsi twist is like assexual reproduction: theres a practical use, but nobody likes it. there arent any perks.

from pocketbomb :

hey why are you not online when i need you? i want to sneak out of my house sometime in the near future, but i need pointers - and you're the man for the job

from her-story :

Hey ya know what? You're a good kid. I like your diary. Its honest, ya know? You don't find honest anymore. Good luck to you!

from wonderwall :

well, you are off to a good start, joshua tree is the greatest album of all time. you should check out achtung baby {especially one, who's gonna ride your wild horses, mysterious ways, and the fly} and all that you can't leave behind {this is the album with all the stuff on the radio lately but check out the song kite} next.

back to surfking's profile
recommend this diary to a pal?

Other diaries starting with the letter:
a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z

Back to Diaryland