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from groovydoovy :
Hello Michelle, I was just surfing the net die to boredom the other day and i stumbled upon your diary. You already know (because many people's notes have told you) but your diary is really well-written and funny, so i decided to go back to the beginning and read from the start(don't worry, i'm not stalking you - i just like your writing) and at the moment i am up to your tales of the enchanting kittens. I'll admit it - i didn't actually belive you but i seached it on teh web and te book actau;ly does exist! so i apologised. This webiste:http://nancykeane.com/booktalks/holbrook_enchanting.htm has another review
from snow666white :
your diary is uber good!! You seem to express yourself rather intelligently...much admiration for such wonderful qualities in which you display (merely through your writing styles and techniques) im looking forward to another great entry :)
from bundychick :
Ok, now that i have spent 4 hours reading half your old diary entries, i'm going to bed. My abs are killing from laughing. Glad to hear the megabitch got her own back. Wish i'd been there.
from ricu :
Hi! I was very happy to find you mentioning my name and my Guinness World Record...!! If you want, please let me hear from you; my e-mail is [email protected] . With regards, yours Richard J�rnefelt (Riku, Ricu, Ricardo, Richard...)
from bundychick :
Hey you! Whats doing? sound like your keeping busy. I'm now working a meagre 12 hours a day, why you ask? because i have no life. ARGH
from ultrawoman :
Hey Michelle. I didn't know if i could use your name before till i saw someone else calling you it - So a shiny new piano! wow and excitement. and a new place to live too - have you figured out who i am yet? im sure you know already but anyway ... i just like to play with your mind. Email me! or if you cant be arsed, dont!
from ultrawoman :
Hi *Tamantha* i didn't know you'd moved back home (probably because i am a bad friend and never contact you). how are you liking it? is it smaller than where i am? Do you know where i am? do you know WHO i am? Cheerslove
from sullysmam :
Hi, you dont know me but i saw your banner thing and was curious. Your diary made me smile which was well needed after a difficult day.I dont seem to have the same problems with demon bikes etc (well i dont get on one in the first place lol)but ask me to follow a simple recipe and a poisonous outcome is guarenteed.Thanks for making me smile and i hope you had no injuries!Take care Ann-Marie
from ray13 :
Sorry about Ruby. My first ferret, though no rat, died from a renal tumor. If only they lived longer, I've often thought. But at least they live good lives.
from ray13 :
Break a leg (not literally). Good luck tomorrow.
from bundychick :
Holy freaking shite! Congrats on the results. I told ya you blew them away with your last peice!!
from ray13 :
Seize the vodka! Good luck tomorrow.
from ray13 :
That Poe parody was a bait&switch, not a glo-stick or future-junkie hyped up on videogame music to be found. However, I am interested in this Blair Witch spoof you guys did. Anyone make it an mpeg or anything? Well, I'll be around.
from bundychick :
Your forgot Ivan didn't you? The other flatmate from hell.
from ray13 :
Dear Cecil, er Michelle, don't worry about the people above you ... unless of course they get there w/o merit. I just lost a 1/20 shot at $10,000 in a poetry contest: one of the judges scoring me an 8 out of possible 60 & another 17. I guess when Americans boycott the French they include Symbolists. Is the answer to the riddle "O"?
from ray13 :
And call me a wuss if you want, but I'll take a Lemon Drop over a Vodka Suicide any day (substitute sugar for salt, spread it on the shot's rim, down it and bite the lemon) cheers.
from ray13 :
I'm pretty sure if Beavis and Butthead used "nads" it goes for N. America as well :)
from bundychick :
Sounds Painful...
from bundychick :
About time you updated your diary! Congrats on the graduation!!! You deserve it!
from ray13 :
As the Spanish say: �feliz Pascua Florida! or as the Sephardic Jews say: �feliz Pascua! y no me arde, Padre.
from ray13 :
Ah, yes, Shine�almost forgot!�that more than makes up for Body Melt & Death Warmed Up. 1000 thanks! ;)
from ray13 :
Happy V.D.! ... wait, that didn't sound right.
from ray13 :
u shuld put liek an Olde Englische pome n2 taht AOL transl8r, c wot cums out.
from ray13 :
Who loves ya, baby! No, seriously, I'm asking (j/k). Don't despair, yet ... ok, now (j/k). Eh, there's always goat porn ;)
from bodahell :
Hi.Its me again.I need to talk,your in trouble
from ray13 :
WWBBD(What would Brian Boitano do)? personally, I prefer WWJDFAKB(What would Jesus do for a Klondike Bar)?
from ray13 :
It's actually quite freezing here (to the Jamaicans).
from ray13 :
Is the film "The First Wive's Club"? My mother dragged me to it (don't ask).
from ray13 :
Forsooth, methinks thou wouldst have mickle fun with this link of thine: http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=472 yea! to the very extremities I rocketh the microphone most vandalously, illumine the stage, and waxeth knaves like a taper. ;)
from bundychick :
Congrats on finishing!!! Big YAAAAAAAAY for you!! Make sure you post a picture of the shirt!!!
from lusofiling :
Just browsing and found your diary. Some interesting stuff there. Well, I haven't much faith in psychoanalysts and their ilk, I AM completely bald, and when it comes to drool, I'd recommend you avoid the Rockworm variety!
from bundychick :
I'm right though aren't I. We gave our teachers shit, and now it's payback time. :) btw, i'm recommending your diary to everyone in my tafe class.
from ray13 :
I know what you're going through w/ Chai. My ferret of five years, Kyoko-chan, just died not to long ago. What'll really boggle people is when I get a pet skunk; that'll take a full fledged funeral when the time comes.
from ray13 :
Happy Birthday!
from ray13 :
Katsu, Tamantha-sama practicioner of the one true way ;)
from devallyk :
I read Demolition recently and wasn't over impressed, to be honest. I've not touched the Armageddon trilogy either. For some reason, I've felt inclined lately to get all his books, and have got about a dozen I own but haven't yet read, and still a further six to buy. You might find a copy of his new one around, it's called The Hollow Chocolate Bunnies of the Apocolypse.
from dead-ophelia :
Oh, I almost forgot. My poem was published today. If you want to see it, go to www.thepedestalmagazine.com It is titled "The Voyage." Also, did I tell you that you rock?
from dead-ophelia :
I'm going to see Tori Amos on Nov. 7th. I love her too! By the bye, the thing about the kittens is at once appalling and hilarious. Hee hee. I understand your befuzzlement.
from monkymemoirs :
"ja, thank you, ja, that's nice. let's say hello to my music guy, scoey. [scoey bows] that is some outfit, scoey. It makes you look like a homosexual. [audience boos] whoa, maybe you all are homosexuals too"
from devallyk :
Well, that is a little freaky actually. Nostradamus is probably my favourite Ranking book, although I am quite partial to Dance of the Voodoo Handbag as well.
from monkymemoirs :
ze goggles, zay do nussing!
from monkymemoirs :
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE i just remembered. once i got the little-wormy-german-guy-with-glasses-who-gets-his-face-melted-in-raiders-of-the-lost-arc out of my head...it came to me. McBAIN! or renwere wolfcastle however you spell it. he was tied to something and there was acid and millhouse was involved and homer said do'h, that's IT! now i can sleep, g'night.
from monkymemoirs :
ze goggles do nossing! WHERE IS THAT FROM FOR THE LOVE OF PETE! you wrote that on somebody's notes and it's seriously buggin the h's and e's and double hockeysticks oughta me. as soon as i'm done venting here it'll pop right in my head. here it comes...right....nnnnn.....WHAT'S IT FROM?!!!
from ray13 :
I'd procrastinate with you, but I'll do it later ;) I'm going for my B.A. in B.S. as well. Perhaps we'll end up at a seminar on it one day with great procrastinating minds of the world�as long as it isn't at the crack of noon (I'm giving a three-toed sloth a run for it's lethargy right now). I'll be around.
from ray13 :
Anyone who lives that close to Pete-Jacksonland, and writes like you can give poetry a run for its bolux any day. Keep it coming! ;)
from dead-ophelia :
I guess Alwanya (is she black?) better get that kitten declawed. Hmmm....that could be interesting. Yummy!
from dead-ophelia :
That's it! I have to marry you. What do you think of a ceremony in Hawaii? No? Oh well. Keep the humor coming. You freakin' crack me up!
from dead-ophelia :
I was sort of going through my Hamlet phase when I started this journal, but I'm seriously considering changing my name to booby-tassel. Hey, I love your diary. I think you shall now be one of my favorites. Yippee!
from anselm23 :
Hi, Tamantha! thanks for signing my notes page. P.D.Q. Bach is great, and we should do our best to spread the word about this last and least of J.S. Bach's children. I've been moving the last three or four days, so my diary is more than a little out of date, but I'll update soon.

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