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from lackoforder :
What can I say? I do strange things when I get enough free time.
from teaforone :
I just noticed that I was wearing my glasses on the outside of the mask. You know, so I could still see.
from somstar :
AWESOME pic!
from teaforone :
OK, that's both awesome and creepy. I cannot recall that image whatsoever! Yeah - there's no doubt it's me (and I do enjoy puttin' on a mardi gras mask), but dang! CURSED LONG-TERM MEMORY LOSS!
from teaforone :
Thanks - alls I can do is give you the 1000-mile hug from here. Thanks for encouraging me, and now I'll try not to bring you down when I say- You either control your life or it controls you. I'll utter a little prayer for you tonight, my Buttercup. Things will get better, I know. I also updated in a big way tonight. You have a lot going on, and some major weight on those shoulders. Tell a few people to piss off for a change, eh? Oh - I never told you that I watched pi did I? When he said the line about scientific rigor and numerology I could've jizzed thinking about you! HAH!
from somstar :
Yessssssssss! lol I am so glad you're back I've missed your witt! *MUAH*
from somstar :
That would be a very special day for me lol
from somstar :
I come back and you leave :[
from teaforone :
Dang- you're active! I leave for like an hour after posting the first time in forever... and there you are! ***more joy!***
from teaforone :
I see, I see! IT's all goofballed! I don't even know why I still do this, maybe I just gotta release it somewhere. And I'm far too lazy to start a new page on another site.
from teaforone :
The days around here this week have been really crappy. But at least I did find another few minutes to wirte, eh? btw - I loved the pics at the dinosaur park (a la Pee Wee Herman). You are an inspiration!
from teaforone :
I've watched a few Spongebob episodes lately too, bringing back those fond memories. This week has been more of the fairly oddparents though - Timmy and Tootie!
from sameji :
Yeah Dland does seem to be having it's death-rattle doesn't it? :(
from lacemychucks :
It's just me (Lindsay), trying attempt #3 at DLand.
from musicchick44 :
You're welcome...If there's anything I can do before or after California let me know. Ooh! When you get there give me your address and we can mail silly and wonderful pictures like we used to. :)
from boogityx2 :
I have only ever fainted once but I very distinctly remember that faint buzz. This is actually the only time I've ever heard someone else mention it, though I guess it's not like I Googled "fainting+buzz" or something. But whatever. If there's anything I can do to help you out, just let me know - either find me online or write jameskalyn at gmail. Or you could leave me a note on Diaryland but I haven't logged in here in months.
from musicchick44 :
Can I help?
from sameji :
oooh, BEANS! I wish I had the ching to help you, I really do. I'd be all over helping you! ....but I can't... ;_; I hope everything will work out, and I'm sure it will. Something will present itself. Feel better....
from prapdri :
424699517B
from musicchick44 :
I'm hopelessly socially awkward, so maybe this isn't the right thing to say, but I really with you lived near me (and I wasn't so awkward) so we could be friends and have ridiculous adventures together. And maybe stay away from Thailand.
from sameji :
LOL! Of course more than one BF is good! Oh, I played D&D on Saturday with the old gang...that was a flashback...if only I could remember more of it. I got too drunk...and apparently...fell in the bathtub...?? =^___^=
from sameji :
Oh...I am not the "best friend"... *cry* The feelings are hurt...and will never mend.
from emperorincxt :
user/pass has been sent! :)
from musicchick44 :
Happy birthday, lady.
from foolosophy :
thanks :) how u doin??
from sameji :
i wish i could win a trip to go horseback riding.... they have horses in korea...? that just seems strange to me for some reason...
from teaforone :
Awwwwww Sara... I'm sorry too. (I don't know how to write that without it sounding sarcastic, but it's mot meant to be read sarcastically).
from sameji :
Ooooooh, I am so sorry about your kitty! ;___;
from teaforone :
I'd have gladly sent you candy, had I known, and uh, well you know the deal. Thanks for the stalking tip, too - I do have some skills there I could put to use.
from boogityx2 :
Yay! I sent that so long ago that I had forgotten about it. I hope all the delicious chemicals and preservatives did their job and everything is still delicious.
from prapdri :
hello my friend im sorry we have not been keeping up! i have been so busy working. sorry but i am so drunk right now, its just me an my bottle of tequella witch has been depleted to... well none i need another one! how is you my friend? i miss talking to you you should call me! (307)413-9450
from sameji :
ooooh, I wish I could be there to party with you. Have a drink for me!
from sameji :
LOL! I LOVE "LEMON TREE"!!! Guess who I talked to tonight....KPS!!!! =^___^= He's still one crazy cat.
from sameji :
Wow, good long entry! LOL! Am I the only friend you haven't slept with???! I feel left out!
from teaforone :
You know what - I was bored and started reading the old surveys I took here, they're freaking hilarious! - I promise to reread yours, too.
from teaforone :
The video was awesome - I know you liked it for the penguin, too!
from sameji :
W00T! I love the pics! So awesome! =^_____^= WHEEEE-HOOOO! Not a lot going on....my warrior is level 52...so I shall be 70, and the world will bow down before me, LOL! Hope things are goin' only SO COOL!
from teaforone :
Downloading the deftones Chauffeur now - thanks for the info! You know I ALWAYS think of you at "And watching lovers part / I feel you smiling / What glass splinters lie so deep in your mind" (crunchy glass sound-effects)
from boogityx2 :
too many bananas: http://www.qwantz.com/index.pl?comic=796 (and I forgot to say I like the song you titled your entry with, but you probably knew that I did)
from boogityx2 :
Toaster oven might work. You'd have to adjust the baking time - and find a loaf pan that fits (or muffin tins) - but it's possible. Probably too much work, though.
from musicchick44 :
so, i started to read your latest entry and then realized that i hadn't read the title, and i always like the titles because they are obscure song lyrics that i know, which, let's face it, makes me feel smug (not towards you, obviously, since you too are cool enough to know them), and today! your entry title is one of my favorite lyrics of all time! and that is my stalker love for the day.
from boogityx2 :
Do you have an oven? Make banana bread! And if you have a freezer, you can freeze the bananas until it's time to make banana bread.
from teaforone :
Aw, man... There must've been over a thousand emails sent to you! Such good times. I remember the early morning phone calls until your mom would kick us off the phone!
from musicchick44 :
I'm thinking of making "We're friends, right?" my new catchphrase.
from teaforone :
"You so sexy!", taught to millions by Paris Hilton on The Simple Life, circa: early 2000's. Thanks for the link to the comic strip, I lost hours of working time today due to reading them. You're the best!
from teaforone :
hehe - Shreeder from TMNT...Now I have that Vanilla Ice tune stuck in my head: "Go Ninja, Go Ninja, Go! Go Ninja, Go Ninja, Go!" The straight A's are most impressive, so why study when you're already a genius?
from boogityx2 :
Yay for grades and yay for kissing and YAY for sweet stuff from Korea, thanks! I will still double-check your address when I see you online, though.
from teaforone :
***Missing hearing from you*** - come back soon! I will check on Nightmare of You, too. Thanks
from teaforone :
You know, I really love glasses on a lady... But the pic of you without them on is STUNNING! It makes me want to stab myself in the face with a soldeing iron. Yes, that hot.
from sameji :
Lookin' pretty sexy! I miss you! When you get back, we MUST hang out! You'll have to come down here for a while! I'll request time off and we can go all over the cities and whatnot! It'll be a blast! We can go to some bars...since I haven't got to since I've been down here....oh, how I miss the bar!
from teaforone :
Aww, sweatheart - I do miss those long conversations we had and very good times! You sound like you're having the best time in Korea - and you should be. Never change, Sara!
from foolosophy :
ALSO KIND OF AWESOME?? GINGER IS THE WAY OF THE FUTURE!
from musicchick44 :
basically in love with the polka dot watch. the orange hair is also kind of awesome.
from foolosophy :
awesome :D
from foolosophy :
oh you so have to put a pic up with the orange hair, i know everyone wants to be like me but come on, this is getting rediculous! :p
from musicchick44 :
GRRRR. lame! lame i say! could i take him? i'm halfway across the world, but there has to be something i can do.
from musicchick44 :
hurray for pleasant surprises from boys :)
from musicchick44 :
So yeah, I heard that theraputic chain of events line as I rocked out to Panic! the other day, and I thought to myself... Hey, I know that line! In short, yay for Panic.
from boogityx2 :
I saw a girl today who looked just like you (but with longer hair) and for a second I was mad that you were living in Regina and not Korea and had been lying all this time.
from musicchick44 :
you're so cool, emo.
from sameji :
Korean boy antincs! Sounds like good fun! I start work today....how cool is that?!
from sameji :
Well, hello! Good to hear that things are still going awesome! Sorry I wasn't online so we could chat or something. =^____^= What is your physical address in case I want to send you a letter, or package of delicious treats? ttyl! Love you! Miss ya'! Have funners!
from teaforone :
When do you head to Korea? I'd go back and read but I'm too sleepy (I mean - I'm at work... where I sleep some afternoons).
from goldenboy :
I wanted to say hi... it's been a while.
from after- :
I liked the movie too, although the memory saddens me :( Oh and you don't want a baby LOL you want one you can give back when it poops!
from boogityx2 :
Babies are like dogs. They're cute and all, but best owned by other people. I just want to spoil them and teach them swear words (babies, not dogs) (although that would be awesome) and then send them home to poop and yell. But that's not my point, my point is OMG CD OMG SUBA SHARK OMG SCUBA SHARK PENIS AWESOME AWESOME THANKS!
from after- :
You're smart as a whip (what does that even mean? Smart as a whip?), I'm sure you did great.
from spritopias :
soon they will learn that techrat must always triumph because wisconsin is dumb
from musicchick44 :
Yay! I'm so glad you got accepted!! Congrats!
from sameji :
LOL! I took the pregnancy test and it came out negative....I'm a little depressed about that, but I think it's for the best right now.
from serenaville :
YAYYYYY! KOREA!! Congrats, hon!! *HUGS* :)
from boogityx2 :
Hooray for you!
from after- :
Did your master teach you anything new?
from foolosophy :
aww *hugs* im sure its all gonna be fine, you need to do what big stu does, drink so much beer you dont feel anything anymore... but on the down side it does make you stupid lol and it takes a few years... i think... i dunno.. what was i saying again??
from after- :
Aww cheer up little emo girl, I'm sure you'll see Korea in no time :P
from sameji :
Oh, I'm sure they're going to accept you to go! YOU ARE EMO! AND EMO IS AWESOME!
from musicchick44 :
Yeah...I am kind of awesome. I mean! Yes! We SHOULD talk more often. It's good to have friends outside of Jersey.
from sameji :
A baby! Now, that's all KINDS of crazy! No sane, rational person wants to have a baby!
from teaforone :
(said like Keanu) - Whoa... Nice pic there on the 10th. It's been forever since I've seen you- you really look great! And the last time I went to a fair, nobody would ride ANYTHING with me! So I rode stuff with the kids, too - HAH! I made a night out of riding the tilt-a-whirl, and I'd get somebody's name on the ride then get everybody on it to sing Happy Birthday to them (who cares when their real birthday was) It was fun, but after 6-7 times I finally threw up.
from serenaville :
Happy birthday, dearest Emo! Despite the depression, which wouldn't make it quite so 'happy' per se. Still, that well-wish is the rote way to go about things. UNLESS I went all pretentious, and said "Felicitations on your natal day!" Which, yes, I think I will... since birthdays depress the hell out of me, too. So... PONIES!! There. Better now? *HUGS!!!* :)
from musicchick44 :
Hehe, thanks. It'd be super sweet if you were my boss. Also, though? I heard rumors of a PANEL INTERVIEW. Ha ha ha! Maybe I'll invest in some X@nex beforehand.
from after- :
Awww You're so beautiful :)
from sameji :
Dude! Everyone has buisness hanging out in arcades! They are like the oasis in the desert of responsibility and logic formed by the so called "grown-ups" of the world! =^^=
from serenaville :
Oh my gosh, you still read me?!? I had no idea... it's been forever since I've heard from you! WOW. I still peek in here from time to time, but gave up your ghost long ago. Thanks for commenting, and letting me know you're still about! *HUGS!!!*
from after- :
Well thank you my dear Emo!
from sameji :
Oh, I hope your incision isn't infected! that would suck! FEEL BETTER! GET SOME SEX!...or pop your hip, one of the two. =^____^=
from teaforone :
I could make ditching a full-time job, I think. Sometimes I just want to check in with you and see if you're alright. Not in a creepy sort of way I hope... anymore. And I never knew that Ibuprofen could mess you up like that - how much were you taking, girl? I've gone for days taking 4 pills three times a day for whatever pains I have without that trouble! I know we're all different but dang! And then they put you on the codeine. OH YEAH! But really, don't get too attached to those either, and alcohol will really work you over when mixed - just be careful, K? Crap I rememeber standing in the freezing cold on a pay phone at 3am just to hang with you. We had a fun thing, didn't we!
from teaforone :
Hey lady - sorry to hear about the surgery and rash - but all will be fine again shortly. I miss hanging with you and writing, but I'll see if I can get back into this - even a little may be nice. I miss you and really hope you recover and are doing great - give those guys hell, I know you can!
from somstar :
I went to Pizza Hut and thought of you!
from musicchick44 :
i have a frightening tendancy to leave notes on my own page. anywhay. mariner's revenge = AWESOME.
from musicchick44 :
yeah...we are pretty awesome. my fave decemberists song is red right ankle. yours?
from musicchick44 :
love love love that decemberists song. i hope you feel better soon. (notice i don't wish you to feel more socialness...as i never have any, and i don't have surgury as an excuse. heh.)
from sameji :
hahaha, of course you get special mention! You're the only special one! =^____^=
from somstar :
Oh wow, I'm glad your surgery went okay! And thankfully nothing very big about the rash, it shouldn't be hard to cut out ibeproufen!
from somstar :
ewww the smell of vomit makes me want to vomit, and scabies is nasty, I think tim still has them even though he swears it's jst an allergic reaction hehe.
from somstar :
So the infamous Techrat is back. Awesome.
from sameji :
oooooh, gallstones? that really sux! Well, at least you won't be sitting around the house all break! St. Patrick's Day!
from boogityx2 :
Sweet. I am pleased that your subconscious' representation of me was so pleasing. -1 for accuracy, but hey.
from boogityx2 :
That's pretty awesome. Was I any good? And I hope you feel better real soon because feeling not good is not good. As you well know.
from musicchick44 :
hehe. yes, ace is super cute...and still alive, bonus! i hope you feel better soon too...without the need for any, you know, invasive tests.
from somstar :
[[[hugs]]] hope everything turned out okay :(
from foolosophy :
:( Hope u are ok babe *hugs*
from somstar :
Well you're very welcome... And for some reason I never happen to have conversations about masturbation, but I'd love to sit in on one of your conversations... I'm sure they're more than interesting.
from musicchick44 :
you're my hero.
from jfsuperstar :
looking for new buddies on the list...how gay, and not even in the good homo-way. we have a mutual love for ween. while i am not a tech nerd, i do appreciate discourse on masterbation and all things pornographic.
from sameji :
Whoa, that sux about your grandma! Hope she's ok. Stupid guy didn't call Friday, and he didn't show up today...like he was supposed to....isn't that shit? But **I'M** calling **HIM** tonight!!!!!!!! =^^= Well, how's the town by the sea? ttyl
from somstar :
Oops I forgot I was hosting that image at my old diary and I let the gold run out, I'll look around to see if I have it somehwere else, if not I can probably just make you a new layout, it's up to you.
from boogityx2 :
Whoa! I step away from Diaryland for two weeks and all sorts of things happen.
from musicchick44 :
dammit, emo, that's one hell of a cliffhanger.
from somstar :
He may come around once a year, but at least he brings you stuff, oh and your card is in the mail!
from sameji :
so....what is goin' down besides the shit? You should email me and tell me when you are going to be around....so I can sneak into your room and rape you! :P cuz I'm a sadistic bastard
from musicchick44 :
step into my office baby / wanna give you a jooooob and chance at overtime...yay, knowing obscure song titles.
from somstar :
Youn need some more sleep :(
from neogrotesque :
No shit...
from musicchick44 :
Thanks =D
from somstar :
Hahaha, you call it a cooter, that has to be the funniest thing I've heard all week, i haven't heard that word in forever.
from somstar :
Yeah it's hard to find good people in this day and age...
from somstar :
You should really stop having sucha life and update =)
from neogrotesque :
Maa...I put you in my facebook photo album. You can love it.
from neogrotesque :
8D You love the scarf...よろ〜
from blunked :
It's a Zebra plant. Ooooh. But I keep wanting to call it a Tiger plant for some reason. So that's what I named it. Tiger plant. I'm taking it home with me for Thanksgiving, so you can see it up close and personal then. Wheee!
from neogrotesque :
Yeah, I know what you meant...it's just really hard this semester. In some senses, you are lucky to have jobs and money...in others, it sucks, because we never do anything anymore. (Not that I do anything anymore, as the quietness of my diary itself suggests - it becomes a hassle to update this fucker)
from neogrotesque :
You're not the outcast...trust me. ^^ And if you are - don't paint me with that "I hate Sara" brush, fucker...
from somstar :
I completley missed this portion of your life... where are you working now?
from somstar :
Well yo uknow you could always retrieve it... what goes in must come out! HEHE, that'd be gross!
from boogityx2 :
You have the most fascinating adventures. I want details.
from neogrotesque :
ひさしぶりだねぇ・・・
from blunked :
I totally think I'm a bit lactose intolerant too. I blame Julia, since she had it first. But that doesn't stop me from eating ice cream twice a day! I remember Mel. I probably wouldn't recognize her though either. That's pretty crazy.
from neogrotesque :
笑 You loved it.
from foolosophy :
what can i say.. im a dedicated man :p how u doin??
from neogrotesque :
Forgive me for being blunt here, but there's only one person who can change your mindset. You have to look at what's bothering you, prioritize, and try to figure out the best course of action based on careful consideration of the situation. I know that you know that alreay, but...I understand this as best I can, and it seems to be something that only サちゃん can work out. >_>; ほんとうに、ごめんなさい。おじゃまをしました・・・
from sameji :
Hey my emo friend. I wish there was something I could do to make you feel better. Too bad I can't come down and chill with you, or something. I hope things get better, and all that jazz. I LOVE YOU! <3
from neogrotesque :
Maa, sorry! You were not online, and Cara needed me to talk to her about the 11/9 plan for an article in the Promethean. Alas, I had no way to contact you to invite you to come to G-Mama's with us...
from iamlearning :
gen. bushytail... that is a wonderful idea! :D
from teaforone :
I swear I read 'meth lab' too. Working over at the college meth lab - that's the job I want.
from boogityx2 :
"today i agreed to work a couple more hours each week in the math lab." - I swear I thought that said "meth lab."
from neogrotesque :
o_o; But the shower isn't as comfortable as the sack...
from teaforone :
Return to your post at once and give us INFORMATION! well, after the show, OK?
from musicchick44 :
he's alive? i feel very out of touch.
from neogrotesque :
^^ Sounds like your job is going well. Good to hear it~ I wouldn't want to sit in Ross Hall for hours on end...and yes, it reeks. ;_; I hated it.
from teaforone :
People were out here at work, forcing me to come in early and stay late. I think I'm backish now, though.
from sameji :
Oooooh, it's S-chan! Sounds like you are having the fun! We should dance saturday if I swing by for a visit! =^________^=
from musicchick44 :
Except I just looked AGAIN (cuz I love my new layout) and it DID work! Emo, HTML Godess.
from musicchick44 :
I tried the font thing, with and without the quotes, but it didn't work. It's a shame I'm too lazy to look up the proper course of action. Thanks for your help (again) though!
from musicchick44 :
Hmm, that H1 trick sounds enjoyable...I don't think I want it to be bigger though...Just white so it stands out a bit. Thanks for the help!!
from musicchick44 :
I've come to leave this in YOUR notes section. You know, instead of mine. (sigh.) "Hehe. Thanks for the reassurance. Incidentally, do you know how I can make the color of the date at the bottom white? I am only slightly above totally inept when it comes to HTML."
from sameji :
hahaha, have this semester! Napping, yes, it's a great thing to do! =^^=
from teaforone :
omg, you're insanely funny!
from teaforone :
Thanks, and have fun moving back up the stairs and all. Oh and please don't do THAT while making their cookies!;)
from teaforone :
How could you bore me when i still go straight to you whenever I'm here? Bored??? Never! Just easily distracted.
from teaforone :
me? mean??? I take that as a compliment, my dear! It's good to read up again, but you're right about the short attention span.
from somstar :
you're fine! I'm sure they're fine too! It's sweet of you to still be thinking about them though <3 The soft side of Emo.
from somstar :
Mental Breakdown, huh? I think I've been having me one of those for the past year, or maybe that's just been my very own pity party?
from lackoforder :
It could be worse. Try stuck at home with no cable and the only thing the TV picks up is Drew Carey reruns. Unless you happen to like Drew Carey, which makes my comment totally useless.
from musicchick44 :
i don't know if i ever answered your question about my vonnegut question; i asked which one you liked best cuz a few people in my life love him, and i've only read two of this books, so i wanted to know what to read next. mmhmm.
from somstar :
Yes, RIP Mr. Jennings, your nightly broadcastings will be missed!
from boogityx2 :
B-A-N-A-N-A-S
from boogityx2 :
THIS SHIT IS BANANAS
from neogrotesque :
サちゃん、がんばって！あなたのいえにいったとき、めっちゃたのしかった。しんぱいやりないで、下さい。(heh, I make you practice your reading of hiragana! XD)
from musicchick44 :
ok, ok. me and the bananas had a little chat, and i think we're on the same page now.
from my-solitaire :
lol you work witht ht eodd ones eh? Its cool i love funny people at work, it makes the day go faster! Oh and where'd you go to change your older font?
from musicchick44 :
what's your fave vonnegut book?
from topaz-tribal :
I wanna go eat carnie food ;_;. *heart* So, you get your shins kicked at work, ne? I swear, everytime I'm working, my fingers get cut on something. Too... many... puncture wounds.... @_@.
from musicchick44 :
Yay. Also, I kinda miss Satan. But married bananas are ok, I suppose.
from topaz-tribal :
*heart* My Penguin is back! Yay! ^_^. *peace* Yeah... I have to give my 2 weeks notice soon too. No way in hell I'm working at DQ and wasting ALL of my summer. I need at least a few weeks to relax and sleep away my troubles. ^_^.; Talk to you soon (though maybe not on MSN cause it's being a bitch).
from foolosophy :
heyyyyyyyyyy welcome back babe :D unable to masturbate? OMFG!!! id help you out but im stuck over here... doh :( :p
from my-solitaire :
I emailed you, just so you know ;)
from spritopias :
Dude, someone from my church assumed the missionary position with someone from your town. I wanted to call you, but you know...
from my-solitaire :
Let all of us know when you're back! we will miss you!
from foolosophy :
sif dont worry bout you, silly :p take it easy, come back when ur ready :)
from foolosophy :
damnit girl WTF? u ok?
from topaz-tribal :
O_o Hiatus?!?! Aww, but I <3 your diary... You are lost? >_O. I kinda feel like that too... Oh, you have no idea... but, please tell me about it! I want to help if I can!
from neogrotesque :
I have one word for you. SHAZBOT!
from blunked :
Tell Natalie that her high school orchestra instructor is here at Oak Hills. We're housing 150 elementary orchestra students and their instructors (and some obsessived parents who can't leave their children) this week. Good times.
from my-solitaire :
I couldn't find your damn email address :o( So I am hosting it right now, but i made you something :) go look! http://my-solitaire.diaryland.com/images/dilemo.jpg oh and if you like what the picture is I have it bookmarked lol
from neogrotesque :
Wee wee wee - I love pink.
from sameji :
Yo, poopy-pants, you haven't been on! This is an endless cycle of you not being on! hahahaha...I LOVE YOU!!!! Get naked!!! =^///^=
from sameji :
That money does go fast, huh? Kinda sux! What are your plans like...Monday/Tuesday? I'm off! We should get together!!! <3 =^^=
from my-solitaire :
Who are those guys on your layout anyways... besides satan of course.
from neogrotesque :
(laughing) Well - as long as you won...everyone needs at least one loss. I think that, anyway, because then you have something to remember when you win...like - that feeling will be like "Ryaaa! I win" XD But...not like...arrogant. o_O;
from my-solitaire :
You mean you'r enot in it to let people hear your sexy phone voice? ;) Thanks for being happy for me, thank makes me, happy for me too.
from neogrotesque :
Two notes! You are spoiled: Tanjoubi no nooto arigatou gozaimashita! Nooto mitade toki shiawase you ni natta! ^^ That reminds me...I always laugh whenever I see "fantasty" XD
from neogrotesque :
Waa - maybe I got two birthday notes on my diary. How special am I? (laughing) Anyhoo, yeah. Um...so you got beaten in Scrabble? I did too, as you know...OK does not count...(pout)
from my-solitaire :
*waves* buhbye
from boogityx2 :
I had actually considered "assface." Or "cock-juggling thundercunt" (thank you Blade Trinity), but I figured that one might not be appropriate for the workplace.
from boogityx2 :
Hey lady, I have a new MSN name (and AIM name, but that matters less). Check my Dland profile.
from blunked :
I'm just going to call you Bob from now on. Why, you ask? Because someday (soon), you will look like Bob Oblong - no limbs! Or, maybe I'll just call you No Limbs! And what will you do then? Huh? What will you do then? A husband, I shall hope.
from my-solitaire :
I'm soooo bored! Damn where are you when I need a scrabble challange?!
from neogrotesque :
Maybe it is a shame that Artie did not pee on you. I would've gotten a kick out of that. So would Steve.
from blunked :
You'll never win! Only your hip popped this time - just wait until your leg falls off. It happens. And that precious finger of yours won't be attached for long either.
from lackoforder :
Thanks, but the credit goes to Sommer. She rules like that.
from boogityx2 :
I get that the ankle tattoo is girly, but I am trying to think of easily hidable places. Either way, I'm really not sold on the tattoo idea, so it's not an issue. For now. I'm much more sold on the concert idea.
from boogityx2 :
Good. Come to a concert. I'm not sure who's playing anytime soon, but we can find something. And then you're in the mafia. And once you're in, you never get to leave. Unless I put a hit out on you.
from neogrotesque :
^^ Well...it was a longer entry than I expected! Perhaps I am a butt-face for assuming that, naturally, you will have short entries like when we were at UWS. Man...like...only 2.something months to go. o_o;
from foolosophy :
haha yeah see i got told off by a reader for comments like that once before... all my talk of the 'work wank' aparantly werent good reading.. and i didnt even go into details!! :p
from boogityx2 :
You want in the mafia, you have to come hang out with me and go to a concert. That's how it works.
from blunked :
We'll have to see Dad sometime on Saturday. Unfortunately, I have to leave Virginia around 7 am Sunday so I can be at work at 10:30. Blah! Also, I am currently watching one of Cindy's fish die. Sad.
from foolosophy :
oh i have no doubt in my mind that you can keep things exciting around here :D
from neogrotesque :
Hee hee hee...try to get rid of the habit, ne.
from boogityx2 :
Well, clearly, this means you should talk to me more. And no matter how long I live in Regina, I am still from Saskatoon. In my mind, anyway.
from neogrotesque :
"i was sposed" you were what? SUPPOSED to do what? :P Yeah - good job with the masturbating thing. Carry on.
from sameji :
Nice shootin' Tex! I wish I could pop my hip!!! <_< >_> *runs to try it out* =^^=
from boogityx2 :
You seriously have the best stories ever.
from foolosophy :
"today i masturbated so hard that my hip popped.." THATA GIRL!! :D I know what u mean with the empty feeling and smokes too... i just want it to gooo awayyyy :( and welcome back you dirty, dirty bird ;)
from neogrotesque :
Dame da yo! I'm gonna club you when I see you next...which should be konshuumatsu! Yatta! ^o^ But seriously, I am glad that it's obvious that the cigarettes aren't what you are wanting...<3 Ganbaa
from neogrotesque :
tcha - I'm ready for the school year too. We can't move in until the 2nd of 9gatsu! Fuck that...fuck that SO hard.
from sameji :
Hey sweetie! Good to see that you got the net back!!! WooT! =^^= Now that I am back home, I'll actually be able to update and whatnot. I won't be as close now....but I'll have money, so we deffinetly have to hang out more! Sorry I haven't really talked to you since the "tire incident". Crazy life, ya' know!? =^___^= Anyway, good that you are back! I'm happy to be home! Love ya', doll! <3
from zerom3ph :
besides, you don't need hay to make sex itchy. STD's are like pokemon- gotta catch'em all! (i choose you, gangrenous testical)
from zerom3ph :
hay now, i meant that in the metaphorical sense (ie- copulation?)
from neogrotesque :
why so you did. thanks.
from topaz-tribal :
.....I wanna be interviewed.... *sniffle*
from blunked :
Yes indeedily. I created an account just for this. Silly, it is, but fun. I won't do any recordings of my own in a diary, but I'll certainly have a way of projecting all of my opinions on you! *evil laugh*
from italktowalls :
Don't listen to blunked, emo. Masturbation is the best thing in the entire universe. Don't ever stop, y'hear me? EVER!!
from neogrotesque :
Yeah - I want it to revert to being about peace and good feelings, too...but I do like the rainbow idea. I am glad that you share my desire for the world to be happy. SEKAICHUU NO HITOBITO GA SHIAWASE NI NAREMASU YOU NI!
from blunked :
I can guarantee that your vagina would prefer the penis of the man you're married to rather than any object used in masturbation . . . even your own hand.
from zerom3ph :
i feel like i'm tugging on one of those numbered-ticket, rolly-gizmos at the deli: interview me.
from boogityx2 :
Well, you wouldn't have known until I asked, which is what I was trying to do, though it came across kinda jerklike.
from boogityx2 :
Now are you gonna interview me?
from neogrotesque :
interview me, na. ^^ <3 (FREEDOM~~~)
from sameji :
Dude! Interview me!!!!! S-chan, I NEED to be interviewed.... <_< >_> .....*whisper* by you. =^^=
from thedrink :
Interview Me! (because it's plainly obvious I cannot update on my own)
from boogityx2 :
1. What's a Techrat? How come nobody actually seems to call you that? 2. Describe your ideal scenario for ultimate revenge. 3. Name three things that you think are cool but your friends don't. Explain why the things are cool and your friends are lame for not getting them. 4. Destructicus vs. Ruinator. Who wins a battle to the death? A dance marathon? Rock paper scissors? 5. You sure like talking about your vagina a lot. Why is that? Has it ever considered getting its own blog?
from musicchick44 :
Proving once again that NOTHING IN THE BATHROOM SHOULD BE AUTOMATIC. Let it never be said that I don't support a cause. Also? Jurassic Park? Definitely one of my favorite movies ever. "Yes, but John, when the Pirates of the Carribean broke down, the pirates didn't eat the tourists." Good luck on your paper.
from spritopias :
if it says "don't touch" also, "don't put your fingers in your mouth after you don't touch"
from neogrotesque :
XD I loved the part about the carwash. Hmm...yeah. >_>;;
from musicchick44 :
i'm not sure why...but this entry really made me giggle. yay, emo!
from spritopias :
all my dreams about you are pretty good too
from foolosophy :
i get all kinds of excited about underwear too!! :D
from neogrotesque :
(laughing) I told you before, I didn't mean to have your face in my boobs. XD
from thedrink :
guestbook message 2179.
from musicchick44 :
You have the same birthday as one of my closest friends at school. It's funny that I just realized that. // Happy Birthday!
from spritopias :
Happy Birthday!
from erianne1 :
Happy Birthday!
from boogityx2 :
HAPPY BIRTHDAY. I hope you have an awesome day.
from foolosophy :
hehehe hope u had a great borthday ;) its the new birthday after all... 23, you feel old? hehehe u silly :) i was 23 in december! wanna know how to feel really old? go to a nightclub filled with 18 year olds, worked for me lastnight :p
from foolosophy :
fuck, happy birthday even :p
from foolosophy :
happy borthday gorgeous :) *HUGS*!
from boogityx2 :
I don't know what you're talking about, the Pope was hilarious. His "invisible man who lives in the sky" routine was GOLD. And I am enjoying the CD - thanks muchly!
from nami-san :
If only Atsushi-kun said that. I'd be a happier panda today. (笑) But~ gooooood! Ganbatte, Sara-chan! GANBATTE! KONO KOTO GA DEKIRU! ^^
from boogityx2 :
It really should have been breakdancing sharks. That would have been great. And OMG ear lump twinsies!
from boogityx2 :
Were sharks breakdancing?
from spritopias :
a most excellent surprise!
from boogityx2 :
Weakerthans = awesome
from nami-san :
That's a cool sounding dream. ^^
from huocer :
Mogwai fear satan.
from itineration :
i think that my ideal bumper sticker would say, "honk if you love baseball" only the 'if you love baseball' would be crossed out, and replace with "-JUST HONK"
from spritopias :
Thanks for the plug!
from boogityx2 :
Oh. That's way far away from me. As is most of Canada, since it's pretty big.
from musicchick44 :
Still giggling at the layour...Also, SKIRT WEARING WEATHER?! It's so cold in stupid Jersey that I want to cry. That doesn't seem right.
from boogityx2 :
WHERE in Canada?
from nami-san :
SG!!!!!
from jyram :
thanks for the note! :-) I love your "girly clothes" entry, I should try that sometime.
from foolosophy :
HUGS! :)
from sameji :
ooooh, I have been down there too much haven't I? Poop.
from sameji :
ha ha ha! Cucumbers do rock to eat! =^^= PROTAGONIST PENGUIN!!!
from my-solitaire :
I think you were asian in a past life.
from nami-san :
why the hell not. ^^ (gets ready to exude)
from nami-san :
Ahahaha. I win. (celebrates in a grandiose fashion that is obviously too cool)
from nami-san :
...(grin)...no comment.
from nami-san :
...no comment.
from nami-san :
suck me sideways. we are great.
from nami-san :
fuck that! (more Korean vulgarity)
from nami-san :
Oh, oh, I've got something in my pocket for you...
from nami-san :
(makes a peace sign)
from nami-san :
You should take offense anyway, ahou ya! I have a short flick for you...
from nami-san :
MOKUYOUBI! (Korean expression of vulgarity)
from nami-san :
Ahahahaha, fucking security guy....
from boogityx2 :
See, we could beat up the roommates, or drop giant anvils on them, or giant Avrils, if we can find some. Whatever. But that would be a display of senseless physical violence - which is fun, sure, but easy. Using genius brainpower to get them to hurt each other, that's something you can feel proud of the next day.
from boogityx2 :
Oh ho, roommate, you say. That's different entirely. With this information, we move from physical violence to delicious mind puzzles. The trick is to swerve them into hating each other so much that they poison each other - let's say with iocane powder because The Princess Bride is a lovely movie. And if they're not going to poison each other, we should at least get them hating each other enough to pee in each other's milk and to fart on each other's toothbrushes. ULTIMATE REVENGE
from boogityx2 :
Fine. No kneecaps. Want me to poison his food? Landmines in his bathroom? Lawn dart "accident?" Snakes - either venomous or regular type? If you want to keep your conscience clean, you don't have to say yes to any of this - just give me a high five when you hear something you like.
from sameji :
Yeah, the thing you said about sticking with assholes: Totally true. =^^=
from topaz-tribal :
...Y'know, reading the replay of events almost made me cry again... .;_; We girls are pretty dumb, ne? *sniffle*
from boogityx2 :
Some guys are just jerks, that's all. Although this one sounds more awkward than actually jerklike, which is probably better. Either way, if you want me to break his kneecaps for you, I will. (ps: bonus points for the Hawksley Workman reference)
from sameji :
Hey! I can't believe that! What were his reasons???? I mean, that happened really fast! Are you alright? I'll try to call you later!! *heart heart*
from topaz-tribal :
.O________O We can beat him up later, if you like? .O_< Would that make you feel better? *lip quivers* .>_< My S-chan..... Gomen... We'll talk later, ne? <3
from nami-san :
honey bunny?? tell me about it at lunch tomorrow, ok?
from topaz-tribal :
S-chan's got a boy toy! S-chan's got a boy toy! ....... .>_> .<_< ........... .-_-;;; I'm the jealous.
from sameji :
I'M SOOOOOOOO SORRY ABOUT CALLING YOU LAST NIGHT!! gomen gomen gomen gomen gomen gomen gomen gomen gomen gomen gomen gomen gomen gomen gomen gomen gomen gomen!!
from musicchick44 :
Hahaha...Sara, your stories make me laugh so very much.
from nami-san :
O_O Hontou ni?! Sugoi! T_T I am sitting in RSC, bored...if you are not busy, come on over! <3
from nami-san :
Hey! -_-; Sorry we called you - I did not think that you and Yun Ju would be sleeping already!! I went to the King with Cara and Amanda L, so I do not know what happened tonight. Talk to you later, ne~
from sameji :
hohoho! Too right I come unannounced!! I am too great to announce myself. =^^=
from boogityx2 :
You're damn right, looking at boobs is fine. And drinks in my honour should be shots of tequila.
from girls-suck :
classes suck
from sameji :
Man, that sux about your class sechdule. But look at it this way, in some cases, lack of sleep is a good thing....maybe not for you....but it could be for someone else. O_O ~I love sleep.
from thedrink :
Weeeeeeeeeeelcome Baaaaaaaaaack!
from thedrink :
COOOOOOOOOOOME BAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!
from lackoforder :
Haha...Ugly Underwear. I was a "Losing Lottery Ticket".
from nami-san :
ahaha, wings lover. youuuuuuuuuuuu're strnage, myfriend. verrrrrrrry tranre.
from teaforone :
ok, ok, OK! Too much music to search for at once! Thanks - and btw my favourite line from WW& the Choc Factory is "If God wanted us to walk, then why did He invent rollerskates?"
from my-solitaire :
Happy Birthday to your mom, tomorrow ^_^ and yes Charlie and the Chocolate factory is going to kick ass :)
from musicchick44 :
I HATE BOYS. Which is to say, thanks for the guestbook signing, as it made me feel better.
from sameji :
HA HA HA!!! YOU LOOOOOOOOOOVE WINGS!!! XD WINGS!!! I can't believe you!!! heee hee hee heeheee....heh heh heh...heh....ha...heh.... <_< >_> I watch Wings too.
from spritopias :
when chuck outs himself you have to out him to me
from spritopias :
you do rule the school, fool. wanna crash a wedding?
from sameji :
Wow, that sux that you got sickers, buddy. ;_;
from sameji :
WAAAAAHHHHH!! The mosh pit was fun, ne? I *heart* the mosh pit....minus the sweat, and lack of air, and gross guys, and slutty chicks....IT WAS SO MUCH FUN!!! ....That's kids's sweatshirt was gross....HA HA!! That's funny! It's a SWEATshirt....get it? HA HA...ha ha...haha *looks around* Ok, I'm leaving now. *slams door*
from boogityx2 :
I know a (right-handed) guy who trained himself, over months, to whack it with his left hand. He now says he prefers it, but this is the same guy who turns cookies upside down to eat them because he says they taste better.
from sameji :
WOW! Sounds like you guys have been having fun without me again, as usual! ;_; Well, I guess I'll be seeing you guys on Sunday! *heart heart*
from nami-san :
Looks-like-it-was-everything-BUT-true-sex!! WHEE! (laughing) How sad. >_< And impolite. I don't really care who is pissed at me or how - it was improper...and slightly amusing. Not something that I would *WANT* to see someone doing, but amusing, nonetheless.
from musicchick44 :
sara, i love you.
from hohumming :
For the record, people, we did not have sex. We're better than that.
from nami-san :
>_< Ick...it was disgusting...gross...beautiful-because-we-ruined-the-moment. Don't worry about it - you'll find someone DECENT to fuck soon...I promise. ^^; (as much as I can, being I'm not a psychic)
from foolosophy :
hehe thanks babe :) and who likes bush anyways? ;)
from sameji :
I thought you weren't smoking anymore!!! O_O What happened to the support and all that jazz???!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN I NEED YOU!!!!??? .....I've been smoking too....
from my-solitaire :
*ahem* weirdo
from my-solitaire :
How can you not know that you're wearing a bra?!?? Wierdo. :oP
from boogityx2 :
SO GOOD! (apart from that whole womanly bleeding thing, you can keep that south of the border) (hahahahahahahaha)
from serenaville :
You quoted 'Teen Girl Squad'. I love you. Not that loving you comes as any real shock... ;)
from boogityx2 :
Absolutely I would. Assuming you still want to after I confess that "Quackenbush" isn't a real place, it's just a street name that I (sorta) made up.
from my-solitaire :
You mentioned Johnny Depp and masturbating in the same paragraph, you have crossed the line from super cool to ultimate cool. Congratulations.
from my-solitaire :
nice boobs.
from my-solitaire :
I painted my nails black and I thought of you ^_^
from musicchick44 :
E-mailed you @ the tricky kid one...With brief explanation. ;-) I hate locking up, but sometimes it has to be done. /end martyr talk.
from lackoforder :
Thanks for the notes and "minion" is probably the most accurate word to describe my relationship to Sommer....ok not really, but it still made me laugh.
from my-solitaire :
you so crazy
from my-solitaire :
You should never be ashamed of touching strangers underwear, just have fun with it, you can even make a game of it ^_^
from sameji :
HA HA HA!! Stranger's underwear!!! "There are NoO books of death....There are FIVE books of death!!!" ho ho ho. Hyde is so funny!! O_O Why don't I run into half-naked Japanese boys???
from spritopias :
that story wasn't half asses, what I'd like to know is who is telling the bear assed story right now
from spritopias :
that story wasn't half asses, what I'd like to know is who is telling the bear assed story right now
from foolosophy :
hehe i agree once a day, a friend thought 3 a week was normal, pffft what she talkin bout willis? i guess u could say how much is normal for sex and/or masturbation :D (and hey, i might not be a virgin and have a g/f but i so both :P)
from musicchick44 :
yay! i am drunk and i knew you'd apprecitate a note. i had sooooo much to drink. go me! mmhmm. i wont remember this tomorrow, prolly, (not that i forget stuff, but it's late) but yeah, just thought id say hi. hi!
from spritopias :
well, I'm glad you're not DEAD, that is so tiresome
from my-solitaire :
I'm waiting for your new entry... *taps fingers* I have to watch Snatch now, later.
from boogityx2 :
I'll Cake quote YOU. Go see if you like the new quote.
from musicchick44 :
what, you go off to college and forget about your readers? c'mon, i need my emo updates!!
from nami-san :
You bastard! First you think Seor Juan is hotter than Tatsurou (something I still just don't get...) - then you go to Giant Panda sans THE PANDA! What the hell?!?! ;_; You must really hate me! *cry* OH - Nobu-senshou says "SHUYA *cut throat motion*" I'd watch out there, Chief...wait, don't...wait, I'm...yeah, just don't watch out.
from sameji :
Whoa, whoa, whoa! You're going to eat....man, I wish I could eat. But, I'm a poor Neko...no food for me! =^^= Anyway, just thought I'd leave you a note.
from my-solitaire :
SMGB.com is still an anal ass lover, It always tells me I can't sign again that fast ?? *puzzled* I'm glad you're still here in the land of diaries, how've you been?
from hohumming :
It's your sister. I might come see you tomorrow around 11:30 AM. I have a present for you. Plus I have to pick up Stina in Duluth, so I thought I'd stop by and see you and Manda. Also, I stole the ABC survey from your diary and put it on mine. http://www.xanga.com/blunked
from boogityx2 :
You can quit with that bleeding stuff. You and all women. That's gross. Knock it off.
from hohumming :
HEY! There's going to be a Spongebob movie out in November. Let's rejoice.
from foolosophy :
oh.. so the average is 6 and fat huh? and there i was thinking 4 and skinny was big ;) haha oh you are so wrong!
from boogityx2 :
:-D
from nami-san :
Rawr! IT WASN'T A FORKIN' DATE, OK?! >_< *growl growl bristle bristle*
from foolosophy :
and just how big exactly is this average sized lollicock... or cock-sucker hmmmm?
from comatosenow :
Your guestbook hates me, so : "I say this as I'm hardcore antisocial at the community college I'm doing time at to make up for my slacking in high school and hopefully gain enough credits to transfer to an actual college. Even though people have gone out of their way to attempt to socialize with me, it's much easier to live vicariously through other people. Preferrably imaginary people on the internet. Don't break my mind."
from foolosophy :
rockin' :D
from musicchick44 :
You're my favorite.
from hohumming :
Some kid just danced behind me singing "Footloose." Anyway, I need details of said boy also. (note: this is your sister)
from foolosophy :
weee hope ur doing ok babe, and details about said boy are NEEDED! hehe :)
from musicchick44 :
Yay for boys! And whatever you might be doing with him. ;-)
from boogityx2 :
OMG thank you for the lovely drawing. It hangs off my fridge, as promised. Jay & Silent Bob magnets are keeping it secure. Though I can change to other magnets if you prefer.
from teaforone :
Hey - You are being sorely missed!
from musicchick44 :
Your GB didn't like my message, so I shall repeat it here: Sometimes, we ALL want to be gay men. Or something to that effect. Mmhmm.
from erianne1 :
Thanks for the welcome! Now I can honestly say that someone other than myself and serena have seen my diary. Woo Hoo!
from foolosophy :
good luck!! hope the move isnt too stressful babe :)
from boogityx2 :
Do you have my old address or my new address? No matter, it will get to me either way. Thanks very much!
from spritopias :
I wrote dirty things on paper and mailed it to your school. No tears in college honey, it's for big girls!
from haruko-san :
You fuckhead. ^_~ I said no notes. NO NOTES! and I'm NOT cute. Ever. XP
from greenfinch :
i haven't left you a note in forever. so, umm. sex. and babies. and rock and roll. and sex. yes.
from boogityx2 :
Yay! Also OMG the new Cake single: http://www.fmqbproductions.com/epks/2004/cake/
from sameji :
Sorry about the random visit. =^^= But it was fun!! I guess I'll probably see you again when I go to visit the good DR. at college. ^_^
from haruko-san :
*rubs head* ^^ We had fun at the Metallica concert, etc...as you'll read in the diary. I'm glad that you've gotten over the first hurdle...ok, fuck that. I'm not some sort of insprirational speaker. ^^ Just: AISHITERU! >D
from boogityx2 :
me me me i want more drawings for my fridge
from foolosophy :
my pleasure gorgeous :) i hope ur feeling better, sorry for the lack of notes other times... i feel guilty... poop
from teaforone :
words fail me... as do kitchen utensils and 'dewrinkle' cycles on dryers. I DO hope you feel better soon.
from foolosophy :
*hugs* i hope you are feeling better soon girl
from boogityx2 :
Sorry your week was so crappy. I hope things get better soon. Or "batter," which is what I had originally typed. If that's what you'd prefer, I mean. Whatever you want.
from teaforone :
Well done! Well done indeed...(why are you smiling) Because I know something you do not... I am not really left-handed. Thanks, baby!
from teaforone :
HEY! I'd love for you to fix my big red X! but only if you wanna (oh, guru of html). I knew not that 2021 was on everyday - what time? I did catch the ASHDTV episode Sunday night...'Did you say penis? Because it sounded like you said penis.'
from musicchick44 :
Hurrah! I am so excited now!
from musicchick44 :
Go Jersey! ...But anyway. I think that, with those Sharpie markers, you should make some cool drawings for your friends. *cough*
from haruko-san :
I was devistated to hear that Mr. Turk died, too. He was my favourite English teacher. <)3
from musicchick44 :
updaaaaaaaaaaaaate.
from hohumming :
but i transferred it to my profile! have a look for yourself. it's there. i swear.
from musicchick44 :
"...or the Duder, if brevity isn't your thing."
from hohumming :
oh ho, your bum equipment pants are real cool.
from boogityx2 :
Brainy Odd Old Glorious Intelligent Tough Young? How can I be old AND young? F'n machine.
from hohumming :
yeah, keep telling yourself that.
from musicchick44 :
Ahaha, that's exactly how my church-thing looks after I sit through a service. ...Well, I don't have your dragon-drawing talent, but you get the idea.
from sameji :
Gray hair?! Oooooh, poor thing. I'll buy you some hair dye!! =^^=
from hohumming :
geez yourself. stop waking up on the bitch side of the bed.
from boogityx2 :
I don't blame you for being nervous - starting school is a big thing. But you're going to kick ass at it 'cause you're awesome. And if anyone disagrees, just tell them I said so.
from mammas-pills :
hi. was reading through the answers to the poll posted on your diary...I laughed about the comment of clicking on the Squirrelx banners accidentally. I've done that so many times...grrrrr. Have you read that diary?? I seriously wonder if she is real...really real. Probably, and I guess that's kind of cool...you know refreshing. Doesn't change how annoying the tricky banners are though. So, yeah...take care. J.
from hohumming :
Your word was tactful . . . I think. Pretty sure that was it. And you're listening to the Lost Patrol. That's very cool.
from greenfinch :
ew. do they, like, suck face in front of you and touch each other on your bed?
from greenfinch :
dude, what the fuck happened to brandon? and what the fuck happened to our sex life?
from musicchick44 :
try not to kill mardon in their (its?) sleep. and hurrah for roller coasters. whee!
from haruko-san :
~_~ Pobrecita! Yeah, don't worry about it. I'll talk to you again soon. ^^
from musicchick44 :
oooh, good luck with the application! also, isn't big lebowski the best? it's in my dvd player as we speak.
from musicchick44 :
I have nothing to say...your notes page was just looking rather devoid of my name is all. Whee!
from haruko-san :
...I hope it doesn't cut into OUR time, Emo! <)3
from spritopias :
RE: your comment ... and oh what a package it is
from sameji :
Aren't drunken entries fun?! I usually end up hating mine though.....yours was good. I liked it. ^_^
from boogityx2 :
Glad you like the CD. The new Pixies best-of CD is out now, as is the DVD, if you're interested in such things (or if you are not). Oh, and your drawing of my death-mount is on my fridge with magnets.
from thedrink :
Look at me trying to be incognito in your guestbook. You just can't trust me, I'm very very sneaky.
from sameji :
I have had many a crush on teachers as well, and no one really ever seemed to agree with any of them.....
from serenaville :
Someone who only knows one wedding song, officiates weddings? (And hilariously, I might add!) Make like George in The Wedding Singer: "Do you really want to hurt. me. Do you really want to make me cry?" Emoooooo... Be anti-social with ME! It's no paradox! Must I lure you out with hot talk about the hypotenuse, vertices, angles, sines, cosines, and cosecants? I'll keep going. *HUGS!!!*
from greenfinch :
duuuder, you gotta use asshat. i'm trying to get that one to spread throughout the country.
from haruko-san :
~<3 Nothing could possibly be better than Dr. Frank...
from haruko-san :
Thanks for the love...you knew I'd come back.
from serenaville :
Awwwwwwwww, sweet.I was seriously just bustin' on ya over the whole hockey bet thing. Don't feel so bad!! I just like playing around. Here's some lyrics for you: "Nothin's going to change my love for you. You ought to know by now, how much I love you. Something something something myyyyyy whole life throughhhh, but nothing's gonna change my love for youuuuuu". :D
from boogityx2 :
Your CD is on the way. Enjoy!
from haruko-san :
:) Good to hear that Cletus isn't being fucktarded anymore...sorry I haven't been on - Cara's sleeping right now...
from foolosophy :
it was my pleasure gorgeous :)
from boogityx2 :
Cool - I saved your address from last time I sent you something, so I'll mail it tomorrow. It's in MP3, so I put like eight other albums on the CD as well.
from boogityx2 :
Hey, so I saw the Pixies. And I got a recording of the show. And I'll send you a copy if you'd like, since you seem to like them and all. Or not, if you don't care. WhatEV.
from spritopias :
you got lei-ed on your birthday? excellent.
from tanfeller :
Happy effing B-Day homie!!! Now, mail me some cake or I'll else I'll mail you a "surprise." That ticking you'll hear is from the watch....so I guess it's not a surprise anymore...damn. Wish you the best foo!
from camdawg :
can I fit in the cake? happy birthday :)
from boogityx2 :
HAPPY BIRTHDAY and may you have the happiest of days with presents and cake and joy and may all your special areas be free of sharp cutting pointy bits.
from serenaville :
Serenaded, or 'serena-aded'... so long as you are doing it; I am warmed, joyously fulfilled and wholly content. Naughty girl, not telling me about your birthday! Let the spankings commence! :D Now that the cat (Sans claws, and FAR from breasts. OUCH.)is out of the bag, felicitations are certain to be right on time. Perhaps with a special "singing telegram", besides. heheheh *HUGS!!!*
from haruko-san :
^__^ Of course I'm coming home for the summer...and probably...next year. x_x; Long story - I'll tell you when I actually see you online again *guilt guilt*. We do need to see the third installment of FLCL...don't watch it on Cartoon Network...or I keel you. I miss you too, Puppy-toes. Come online again some year so we can talk, no da.
from foolosophy :
hey gorgeous, might not be on tomorrow to wish u a happy birthday so here it is today, HAPPY BIRTHDAY! :)
from sameji :
HI HI! Happy to see you back in action! I missed reading your entries. They always make me smile! ^________^ Penguin love!
from greenfinch :
you're back by popular demand, some people don't understand why you're laughing, fucking up all that shit they planned.
from serenaville :
Okay, so. After I left those two guestbook signs for you this morning, I finally find out that YOU left a guestbook sign in MY book on Easter. Wow. WELCOME BACK!!!! And HURRAH!!! "Baby, please don't go... please don't go..." <---- My song lyrics. My entire week is made, just knowing you're back. Don't go anywhere again for a long time, 'k? I adore the hell outta you!! *HUGS!!* Thanks for getting in touch! No one brightens my days and weeks like you do. No one. :))
from spritopias :
10K? Wowsers! We'd be 'busy' all the time. HA HA HA
from boogityx2 :
I'm very glad you're back. Now don't run off again or I will be all angry like this: >:-(
from spritopias :
my weekend started a steaming pile of horse shit but your note made it better.
from musicchick44 :
in a weird, my-life-relates-to-diaryland-too-much note, i just did this lesson plan thing in a class about under the sea animals. annnnd my teacher wrote a note on the evaluation sheet that talked about the sea horse exhibit! very, very weird. i'm glad you had fun tho. and don't worry, i read the whole thing, no skimming. ;-)
from haruko-san :
<3 feel better -- we miss you. no, seriously, I miss you...you never met Sanji...he can't...hey now - Sanji, don't even THINK about hitting on her, or I'll kick your ass...nanda? O_O;; um....=^^= I'd better...get to bed....
from camdawg :
Im with you, dont ever attempt suicide by slitting anything, rarely works and it takes so long people usually get found. not the idea at all, if you are gonna have a shott out, tell me and I'll drive up! think bonnie and clyde;)
from boogityx2 :
"got a 301 without even making any seven-letter words" - holy shit. That's awesome.
from sameji :
Pooky, I hope things start going better in California! Don't worry, they will. Happy Birthday by the way, before I forget, or don't have a chance to tell you! ^_________^ teehee I'll let you borrow my sex penguins!
from mazed :
it's been forever since i left you a note. shame on me. hopefully california will be the thing you need. whatever that means. i hear it's beautiful over there. i wanna go!
from serenaville :
Thank you for the wonderful guestbook sign. I truly hope you really ARE just being melodramatic. I'm trying not to take what you wrote seriously, but whenever anyone even hints to suicide, past experience has led me to take it all VERY seriously. So now, I'm not sure what to think. I worry about you, because I care. The thing is, you have absolutely no idea just how brilliant and glorious you are. I might be your hero, but you are my sidekick and mascot, always. Even when you're scarce. *HUGS, kisses!!*
from musicchick44 :
as usual, the guestbook hates me. anyway, just wanted to say that i plan on keeping my teenage-isms as long as humanly possible. along with my teehees, i suppose.
from goldenboy :
hey, long time huh? well i missed ya so i thought i would leave ya a note and say hi... so HI!
from serenaville :
Just a note to say that you're on my mind, and that I have been missing you. It feels like there's a void of sorts in my diary nowadays, like I've been "mascot-less". Guess I've just been spoiled, since it feels like you've been there from day one. Heh. Anyway, I've been wondering after you, and hoping that you are alright. No pressure or guilt implied in the above, mind. Just saying that you have made such a difference in my world. *HUGS*
from camdawg :
[jamaican] holy shit mon! [/jamaican] half the movies you listed are on my "havent seen but really want to, but im so damn lazy i never rent them" list. anyway, I always like to read about ya, stay in touch more lamo :p if not IM feel free to email me...im always around and I check my email like a rabid badger. that is if rabid badgers checked email all the time. oh yea, I self-diagnosed too, and the psych lady agreed, although she wasnt really any help. hope that works out for ya! bah, random and I have to consider going to class now. I really dont anymore. i better at least think about it. later on chica
from spritopias :
I signed your book, number 1979, the most over played Pumpkins song since "I am Techrat's Bitch" which I wrote for them but they didn't sing. Assmites.
from serenaville :
The Fifth Element and Guy Gavriel Kay!! As if I needed any more reason to adore you. I miss you so much, you know. It feels like we've hardly communicated in an age. Maybe when you feel up to it, you can hang out with me online sometime. Thanks for the shout-out, and the comments you've left recently. "Chickennnnnnnnn. GOOD! Mmm, chick-en." :D
from foolosophy :
*hugs* hope ur feeling better soon babe
from captivated- :
Well I did know about invader zim,,,, much apologies for not letting you in on that vital information.
from sameji :
AH! Invader Zim on DVD?! I'll have to invest in it. *greedy smile* *grabs DVD, and dancing infront of Sara* No no, I wouldn't do that......*smile* I'd share. =^_^=
from haruko-san :
Sad! Mary has no personality? >_>
from sameji :
Hey! Thanx *so* much for your note! Means a lot to me! *sniffle sniffle* =^____^= Waitress.....I have the same dislike of working with food. I'd just rather not go there.....ickers.
from spritopias :
I have a bachelor of arts degree and plan to work at Mc Fucking Donalds to make ends meet. Working with food is a start to bigger and better things. It's really, very motivating when you're trying to get your butt in gear for something better.
from spritopias :
I too have signed your guestbook
from thedrink :
someone has signed your guestbook at signmyguestbook.com,...
from sameji :
Oh, those penguins are *very* skilled....very skilled indeed. I go through a *rigorous* training program with them. Those penguins are good at what they do. We could play "war games" instead of all out war. That way, if you get wore out, you can have a safety word, so they'll stop. Otherwise, they go on...forever! =^_^=
from haruko-san :
>_> Blarg. Oranges. *cry*
from sameji :
Alright, alright! I'll call of the war. And my penguin legions were just getting warmed up to. They'll be sad that they have to go back into the closet. Oh well! =^__________^=
from sameji :
I hope you know that since you didn't leave me a note, THIS MEANS WAR! I'm serious. Ask Haruko....I told her I'd do it! She knows the truth!!! O_O Anyway, we are at war....your move.
from musicchick44 :
*grins* justin says it all the time, and does the face too. it's good times.
from scarred-me :
WOOO, what? wrong login, but im too lazy to log out and back in..its cameron anyway. damnit wasted a woooo. WOOOOO! you said androgrnous, never met anyone else who uses that but me! you must be cool.
from sameji :
OH! I *LOVE* James Spader. He's such a hot guy! I'd invite him to my penguin orgies!
from musicchick44 :
this is my scheming face...first i raise this eyebrow...then i raise this eyebrow...*sigh* i do love your diary.
from boogityx2 :
I was entirely unconvinced that I spelled "Destructicus" correctly, and I seem to recall this alarming me greatly. I was also scared that you'd be upset if I remembered which one you were (wtf? stupid drunk) and so I added that bit about Ruinator. Also I was eating delicious canned pasta at the time.
from thedrink :
Cigarettes are soooooooooo good for you,..part of a balanced diet,...in fact I'm making them into a cereal,...Ciga-O's.
from musicchick44 :
YOUR GUESTBOOK HATES ME. so, for the THIRD time, thank you for the signing, and the picture attempt, and you will always have the password when my paranoia strikes, so fear not. i am glad you are back! mwahaha.
from purplebanana :
You know how thisendup has a page with her trading card collection on? I clicked on your name from there, fell in love with your card, and wanted to say hi. So...hi.
from camdawg :
hurrah for the keyser and the updates! I shall show my appreciation with a mildly geeky "w00t!" - cameron
from comatosenow :
Your guestbook has placed a restraining order on me after that. And if you think you look like a crackwhore, you should see some of the photos of myself that I haven't shared. I look so hardcore strung out, compliments the usual ugliness quite nicely.
from boogityx2 :
i amd rujbn and that mean drunk and i havfe pixies ticket.s ps: i rule and so do you. you rule a lot. so go kick some ass as destructicus or ruinator, whichever you are. YEAH high five
from camdawg :
ha, i dont DO sweaters. just threatening patterns, its manly knitting thank you. i might knit an evil scarf though, dont hold your breath on that. i think you should get on aim and talk to me, im harmless, promise. plus I dont sleep, so I am always around. ha, fun. rambling notes. I like peaches.
from mazed :
hey! you've updated! obviously i haven't been on the computer much since i've just saw your update. i hope everything is good and you're doing better. i think you should totally go on that trip with mary. it sounds like you'd have fun. but that IS my unexpert opinion talking, so feel free to disregard any and all comments in this note. i already have.
from camdawg :
glad to see an update from my fave d-land girl! I hope things look up for ya, and, as always, if you need anything, Id be more than happy. And I do mean anything, I can hide bodies with the best of em..erm, I mean bank robbery! uh, no..I mean....knit! I can knit damnit.
from foolosophy :
glad ur back girl, hope ur feeling better soon, this crazy mixed up world of ups and downs eh?
from musicchick44 :
yay! i'm glad you're back. :o)
from camdawg :
yo, what up! long time no emo-love! I miss talking to you, you should try to get on AIM some more...nudge nudge, say no MORE!
from serenaville :
You popped into my thoughts for the hundreth time, so I decided to leave a little note to say that you are missed. Thank you for the guestbook sign, it was reassuring hearing from you. *Leaves a tight HUG here for you*
from boogityx2 :
Your house is probably only like a 25-hour drive from mine, so I don't see why not. Also they made fun of Yakov on a Simpsons I watched today and it was pretty great.
from boogityx2 :
You got David Bowie, sure, but The Pixies are a-comin' to MY town. Bwaha.
from thedrink :
ahhh,...apparently I don't remember how to sign guestbooks OR leave my name to the appropriate message. I think I should legally change my name to "who you be" at least then there would be a little consistency!
from serenaville :
You guestbook is being, shall we say, a tad bit trying. Here is what I would have written, had I been able to post by some miracle of elfin magic: "Why, Ms. Busty StClair... I do DEclare, that your guestbook sign has me all a-fluttah. I might get the vapors! I think I DID, after noting that unique little snap posted by 'kipp'. Kipp is quite the naughty one, wouldn't you concur? Imagine the detention Kipp would get, if caught by Mrs. Mook! As for the song, it made me smile too!! So very apt. That you could decipher the lyrics of Bjork (Umlaut implied, not as tech savvy as some.) at ALL, impresses me. Just, no swan suits in the boat, okay?? There's a love. *HUGS!*". There you go. Good thing for notes! Your guestbook gets Detention, contact me to find out where to have it report. >:|
from serenaville :
"A+", my dear!! Most excellent, entertaining and creative usage of your required vocabulary words. Not to mention such prompt completion of your assignment, including footnotes. Impressive! Equally so, your poetic description of me and my classroom. That earns you extra credit points. You have just earned offical status as "Chalkboard Monitor", with full board erasing and eraser clapping duties every afternoon... they do get so very *ahem* dirty. Overall, head of the class, my pet. Head. of. the. CLASS. *applause*
from greenfinch :
so, what i've completely been meaning to tell you, with love of course, is LESS TALKING, MORE GIRL-ON-GIRL ACTION! ahem, that's it.
from haruko-san :
But you ARE neglectful...XD jay kay. ^^ Te amo.
from musicchick44 :
i haven't left a note in awhile. so i thought maybe your notes were feeling sad. so here is a note. a non-sensical note. mmhmm.
from spritopias :
I have that dog too!
from sameji :
Wow....monkeys are cool!! Can you point me in their direction? They sound perfect for my new beastiality test...*cough cough*...I mean, an experiment on the intelligence of monkeys! That's it!!
from spritopias :
never underestimate the average emo
from sameji :
Do you have Beastman AIDs??? Cuz I know I do.....I also have a closet *full* of penguins, which I use for.....pleasure. *_*
from camdawg :
a plug for me? *blushes* EMO! you shouldnt have! *cough*heart-haver*cough hack* -cameron
from sameji :
Sorry about your great aunt. Don't worry I got my thrills today playing dolls with my three year old monkey sister.
from spritopias :
let's not be confused by Emo playing with a child, it's her hypnotic powers that seduced the child into her service. The car chases and 'cops and robbers' play was all training. Good Job, Emo!
from camdawg :
haha! affection for a 3 year old? emo has a HEART! awww..so cute :p anyway, sorry to hear about your great aunt. all the best wishes from illinois as always.
from haruko-san :
Did you know that 70% of the world's freon is found in old fridgerators?!
from sameji :
Good to see ya' back bubby!! =^^=
from boogityx2 :
shake THIS like a polaroid picture: http://www.venisproductions.com/movies/heyyacb.html
from sameji :
What do *you* think of Skeletor and Beastman? Would you say no??? =^^=
from greenfinch :
not on rex manning day!!
from sameji :
Yeah, see that's the thing about VH1: MTV, who owns them, puts all the crap they don't care about on VH1. If it has some substance, and isn't boobs or rap, it goes to VH1. I've never heard of them, and it makes me sad, cuz they sound like fun. I'd sleep with them....just cuz I could...are they good looking??
from boogityx2 :
"i might like you better if we slept together" - I was gonna say this was Queens Of The Stone Age, but as it turns out, QOTSA just covered Romeo Void, whom I had never heard of. Google teaches me plenty.
from sameji :
Man! I hope you feel better soon! Being sick is a pile of shit-o-rama(that's also the name of my new drive in theatre). =^^=
from foolosophy :
sick sucks... hope you are feeling better soon girl *hugs*
from musicchick44 :
HAHA...you sicko. Also? Everytime I read the note about my guestbook being an elitist bastard I have a nice good laugh. So thank you Emo. Thank you very much. ;-)
from musicchick44 :
heeeey, e-mail me and i will send you the password cuz i feel paranoid about leaving it in your notes and somehow i don't the the e-mail address on your diary is actually yours. ;-)
from spritopias :
Leviticus? Leviticus is the book of the Bible that details all the rules and regulations of the Hebrew people. It's isn't prophecy. Silly. He should call you Habukuk
from spritopias :
No school tomorrow, it's just too damned cold
from boogityx2 :
He sure damn did look like Sloth. I was waiting for him to yell HEY YOU GUYYYYYS but he never did. Also, the Bowie show sounded awesome. Also Merry Christmas and Happy New Year and stuff.
from sameji :
We could only hope that someday such a child would exist to please out sexual needs! =^^= Well....they wouldn't be a "child"....
from sameji :
Man! I'm so envious about the Bowie concert!!! But isn't Haggard an awesome movie?? I'm sure Natalie told you of my love for Ryan?? Who do you think is the hottest???
from sameji :
ALL HAIL THE WORDS OF THE STAY PUFF MARSHMALLOW MAN!!!....(did he even talk?)
from greenfinch :
that'd be rad. but you know what would be better? if you please, draw me a sheep.
from camdawg :
grrr...you dont get on anymore! I miss talking to you ya know. I may pretend I dont care, but Im really a softy..somehwere deep inside :P
from sameji :
Man, I was gonna lay off the smokes for New Years resolution...that lasted until morning...and only that long, cuz I passed out. Yeah. Well....is penguin fucking against the law?? No seriously...I want to know. ....really...it's a serious question.
from foxyboxing :
what do you think of the new design?
from musicchick44 :
Oh no, duffman can't breathe! OH no!
from camdawg :
rawwwr...you update and dont even say hi! what a wanker! anyways..i'll forgive you....eventually, mwahaha!
from foxyboxing :
greetings, friends. do you wish to look as happy as me? well, you've got the power inside you right now. so use it and send one dollar to happy dude, 742 evergreen terrace, springfield. don't delay. eternal happiness is just a dollar away.
from greenfinch :
I'M USING THE MONEY MY GRANNY SENT FOR HANNUKAH TO GET A PIERCING!!!
from musicchick44 :
Wow, I got your note before I even got an e-mail about it. Thanks for the Christmas wish...Merry Christmas to you too. Maybe soon I will get off my ass and send you your sign--which i think i even brought home with me. O:-)
from camdawg :
grrr...merry christmas real late. like you, i value laziness over timeliness, but its the little quirks that make people cool. anyways, im going to go die in the bathtub now...i feel like shite in a bucket. cam
from sameji :
Hey! It's good you found a reason to stop smoking. I mean, my grandpa is dieing of cancer, but I *don't* want to stop...all though I've made it my new year's resolution...it won't last. But I hope you can do it!!! =^^=
from greenfinch :
thaaaat's right, think with your cooch. everything works out better that way.
from foxyboxing :
fuck it! i'm leaving you a note . . . under my other name.
from greenfinch :
you KNOW my milkshake brings all the boyz 2 tha yard. so add me, already.
from boogityx2 :
notes notes notes notes notes notes notes leaving notes notes notes notes notes notes notes being bored bored bored bored bored bored ps: hi
from camdawg :
whoops...seeing LOTRs so i wont be on at 8 either! and oh yeah...HEATHEN! you list isaac asimov as a good scifi writer and SKIP Sir Arthur C. Clarke?? he's the bestestestester(est)
from camdawg :
heeeyyy yoooo....I cant get on late cuz my brother sleeps in the same room as the computer...you should try to get on at like 8pm ;)...anyway I miss ya, update more often lamo
from spritopias :
I thought I was reading someone else's diary and thought, "this sounds familiar, damn it! Emo is cloning again!"
from greenfinch :
you DO know you asked me if those were my original lips, right? well, damn skippy they are. all natural, and they're the most beautiful lips god ever made.
from musicchick44 :
madly in love with the new layout.
from camdawg :
rawwrr! pat is definitely a good name. and its 812, whoo! cam hasnt been up at 812 AND slept before it for...umm..ever I think
from greenfinch :
i'll tell you what i told brandon: fuck yeah, duders. we'd make a bundle.
from spritopias :
I like the new layout.
from greenfinch :
we-ell, what's in it for me?
from greenfinch :
i scared you with the pimp juice, didn't i? its ok, i won't do it. you don't need to lock your diary because of it. really.
from jennnnnn :
Holy crap. You're locked. That's so uncool. Look at your name, glowing red, mocking me. *sigh* Hope everything's ok. ;)
from musicchick44 :
ut oh...hope everything's ok. send a password if, you know, i can have one!
from rockbaby14 :
Locked? NOOOOOO! You will send me the password, right? C'mon. You know you want to. How can anyone resist Jess? Okay, don't answer that.
from comatosenow :
So now you're into the whole locking your diary thing? What the spork?
from foolosophy :
Rico says he knows what u are, and if u wanted to know, ask him instead of taking time wasting surveys ;) how u doin girl?
from greenfinch :
you can bring weapons, but i'll school you with..um..pimp juice. yeah, i said it. shitty rap will leave you shaking in the fetal position.
from greenfinch :
i spell hot with two t's. wanna fight?
from confusingeh :
your lucky to be lazy.
from sameji :
I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL THAT MOVIE IS IN THEATERS!!! I have been waiting for so *long*!!!! Tim Burton rox my fucking sox!
from confusingeh :
i got love for the pimp hat. i got love. do you even read my diary? be honest. natalee
from boogityx2 :
I found this video online of a guy beating SMB3 in 11 minutes. It's pretty unbelievable.
from sameji :
oh, I *know* what you mean about just needing the awesomeness of smoking. The nicotine isn't such a big deal...it's just smoking is so dman cool! ^^ I am also to aquainted with my right hand...;_;
from sameji :
Hey hey!! Sorry I haven't left a note in a LONG time!! Forgive me? I'm ok. In fact just yesterday, I fucked a large happy penguin(well at least he was happy afterwards) ^_~ How are you???
from foolosophy :
Rico says things like that happen to him all the time, he says his genetalia looks like something edward scisor hands would have... eww just kidding :p hope alls healing well dear :)
from musicchick44 :
Guestbook hates me; message would have read: They "think" you're weird? ;-)
from boogityx2 :
...awesome.
from musicchick44 :
Two days ago, it was 65 degrees here. In New Jersey. In November. That's just not normal. But, on the other hand? No snow. ;-)
from rockbaby14 :
Just wanted to say hey. I don't want you to think that I'm ignoring you or anything. I wish I could go on a gbook signing rampage, but I'm afraid of my computer, so notes will do. Heh.
from spritopias :
Oh, Sexy Momma. We will make babies together in a way that would shame the Mormons, but unlike the Mormons we won't wait for our own planet. We'll just use this one.
from boogityx2 :
I voted. But if the picture isn't used on the turkey soda, I'm gonna be some mad.
from gypped :
girls make me nervous
from confusingeh :
hey, i had to lock up the diary for a bit, but if u wanna still look at it, use your username, and the password "holler" to get in:) xx nat
from haruko-san :
LMAO! *dies* Mr. Kowalski... XD I should print this off and be like "this is from Emo..."
from haruko-san :
smarmy bastage!! Assuming that it's my fault that...wait, o.o; I bought you cigarettes. ^_^ It all evens out. My peanut brittle <3
from spritopias :
we're up at the same time!
from foolosophy :
helooooooooooooo the guesbooks are being a pain in the assssssssss much like falling down the stairs ho ho ho im so funny, but seriously i hope the tush is feeling better soon babe!
from sameji :
OH! Now I feel bad that I missed spending time with you two together....the world isn't fair! -_- And I love the pleasures of Jag!!! Oh well...maybe next time! ^^
from chicknstrip :
OoooooOOoo! I like your template! It reminds me of a kilt... I want to know whats under it....heeheehee... i'm dirty!
from confusingeh :
nicotine is good, i do agree
from camdawg :
well, it seems we are noting up a storm eh? I was gonan get a guestbook, but Im really kinda lazy so..yeeahh....no book for me. I'll levae you with "sucking down fruit juice, extra tall, extra wide..." if you wanna actually talk just email me, laterz
from camdawg :
thanks for the noter! also just noticed you are a soul coughing fan, which obviously puts you on my top ten list! I was actually listening to El Oso when I saw that...wierd....
from sameji :
hey hey! I *would* go over to your house...only I *kinda* know where you live....and I don't want to get lost....;_; Oh well. Insanity at it's finest. ^^
from haruko-san :
mao? from whom were these letters from? me? O_O; ;_; I'm sorry. Please feel better, mi amor. :3
from sameji :
I once named my boobs, but then I stripped them of their rank about two years ago, and since then they have been nameless....I'm a little strange. -_-
from haruko-san :
Heh, moooooo.
from sameji :
Hey I like boys names too!! ^^ Know what my alias is when I'm not going by Sameji? Lizardo!!! Actually he's the evil half of Lizard...but he's still cool!! ...after reading over this...I have come to the conclusion that I am totally fucking insane. have a nice day.
from confusingeh :
hey, i added to my diary, theres a section with pictures of my room.
from confusingeh :
happy halloween! xx.nat
from haruko-san :
Yes, I could marry Hannibal...but I am coming home for Halloween - I'll see if my parental units will allow me to visitarte! ^_~
from sameji :
Ha ha ha yes!! I think we could get Hannibal to love us if we really wanted to! =^^=
from confusingeh :
oh got love for the phone conversations. yea pretty sure i keep comin to your diary?
from sameji :
I would *LOVE* to hear about your shaving experience! ....well in the most innocent way I mean. Nevermind....PENGUINS!!! I'd fuck a penguin.
from haruko-san :
Dude, what about my letter? I saved. I thought that meant something to you.
from italktowalls :
I'm all for a snowball fight, but I'll just need to hitch hike a ride to your neck o' the woods. Snow is an unheard of phenomenon here in L.A. =o(
from musicchick44 :
Eerily enough, I actually used the expression "all about chocolate milk" yesterday...and then there it was in the survey! I dunno, I'm rather amused by stuff like that.
from foolosophy :
hey i got cheated somewhere, it says i have a guestbook message and there isnt one... thanks for the note, damn internet and its evil ways! must call u again soon :)
from haruko-san :
Hey Sameji - remember the coffee mugs?! --- Anyhoo, I never get random people being like "hi! you're silly." I'm just unloved. -_- Oh well. If you cut your hair, I'd have to change Destructicus - and I already drew two pages of the comic. o.o
from sameji :
Ha ha ha! Tequila....I've had my fun with Tequila...it's not really my fav, but great non-the-less. That shit gets me fucked up really fast!!! It's potent to me!...but fun all the same.
from haruko-san :
Heh - you never cease to amuse me. A child who drinks, smokes, and swears. That's what I wanted to be back in the day...I still wouldn't say no...just make sure that you don't end up looking like Kyoko. o_o
from confusingeh :
you seem to be like me in a weird way. maybe thats just me. hmm. check out my diary if you want.
from rockbaby14 :
Me so jealous of your drawings. Can I have some of your talent. Pleeeeeease???? :D Or as you like to do: XD There we go. It's the Emo smily face. Yeah. I bought sharpie markers and thought of you. Not in a sexual way or anything. Just cuz I remembered that you draw with sharpie markers. I love sharpies. They just rule. Plain and simple.
from sameji :
I LOVE the pics. I do the same thing by spilling on myself...except my boobs seem to catch most of it...... -_-
from sameji :
I'm jelous!! I wish I was related to a pirate!!! -_- Oh well. Guess I just need to become one myself...steal, drink, and rape! That's my motto!!
from sameji :
I have the same fucking problem as you with my dirty thoughts, and things I say being taken out of context! Sometimes I think it's better to lay in bed all day, then to speak. Remember what I said about the horse suit...it'll come in handy *trust me* ^o^ Sameji
from jennnnnn :
you have to watch that little Ralphy,..there's something so very suspicious about being 8 for what 12, 13 years?! very suspicious.
from lttelamon :
Just a precautionary measure until I fixed some issues. I have to discourage some folks I'd rather not have as readers, so I've temporary hidden my archives.
from haruko-san :
I'm sorry about that whole thing with what's his face about you know what. ^_^ We should really get together sometime soon, dammit. @_@; I'm in withdrawls.
from sameji :
HA HA HA! I LOVE your comments about quiting smoking. I feel the same fucking way!!! Well...I just want to apologize to *you* for the crappy quality of my diary lately. Sorry. Well...maybe we can do something sometime. -Sameji
from foolosophy :
*smiles* hey babe, sorry i havent replied to ur email, thought id catch u up online today.. .sadly not.... im ok *whispers* wasnt sick really hehehe... anyways... dog needs feeding and my cars probably on fire or something...take it easy :) oh and it wasnt people like u that i meant, i know friends read it, i mean strangers that i dont know, and people that i do know but dont consider friens... and it shits me... ahhh CYA!
from haruko-san :
o_o you'd love stu more than me?! ;_;
from sameji :
HO! What a crazy dream. One day I'll have to tell you about my cannibal dream, or you can ask Haruko! It's fucking hilarious! Due I think i say that things are "fucking Hilarious" to fucking much. Lifetime movies =( But I guess that's the way it goes when you're the only one under the three person horse suit.
from haruko-san :
I'll just call myself PETTY-fucking hilarious, since Sameji said you are PRETTY fucking hilarious. ho ho ho *trails off*....ok, that was a bad one, but hey - I tried. ~Heh, smg is a bitch. In fact, it's MY bitch. X3 It's satanic, you know. I've been told that I'm satan, so I figure why not. not only that...=D I'm damn cute. (jk)
from sameji :
Yeah, you are pretty fucking hilarious!! I love your diary! It's fun to read...more fun than mine will ever be!! ;_; I know, I know, "it's alright..." NO IT'S NOT!! I SHOUDLD KILL EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU!!! no I wouldn't do that...i love you. ^^ Sameji- p.s.watch the mood swings ^_~
from haruko-san :
;_; Destructicus, though I may not show it, my heart is breaking. <)3
from sameji :
Oh! I'm sorry it's been shitty for you. I've cried watching The Simpsons before too. It's not plesant. I hope things pick up for you! ^_^ -Sameji
from boogityx2 :
I'm sorry today was so crappy. I know you said you don't want to talk about it, but if that changes, you can find me on AIM. I'm also very good at providing amusing distractions from reality if you'd prefer.
from rockbaby14 :
So I rock your world, eh? Kickass! But I do write useless crap sometimes. But I like it. I didn't mean it in a bad way. Or did I? Um, yeah. Don't you hate it when you run out of things to say? I sure do.
from haruko-san :
I'M A MOOSE - MOO! ^_^ I want Jag... o_o you will buy me some. *hypnotize*
from sameji :
I guess I can see Sanzo in you... I titally agree with you about not being able to turn down Jag...then again the one time I got to drink it...I consumed 3/4 of the bottle(and that's how much was in it when we got it). Bad me! I'm hungry...how about you?? -Sameji
from haruko-san :
Dude, now all we need is a Gojyo and we're the Saiyuki guys. XD I thought you'd be Gojyo, actually...oh well.
from haruko-san :
sounds like fun...why do you always have fun in my absence? ;_;
from haruko-san :
Werd up, homie. ^_~
from haruko-san :
Heh - cool. I got your letter today. ^__^ Not only that, I put the picture you drew me up by Peter Krause. I love a man in uniform. :3
from haruko-san :
Deadsy and Orgy go hand in hand. ^_^ Just remember that Deadsy came first. ;) (sorry, I'm just really bitter about the fact that Orgy got famous for stealing Deadsy's style)
from boogityx2 :
If I can get another bumper sticker, I'll send it to you. There's a two bacon double cheeseburgers for $5 deal now, so odds are I'll be there this week sometime.
from haruko-san :
Ho ho ho - I eagerly await the letter. ^__^
from sameji :
Dude beastiality gone wrong...let me tell you about this one time...me and my horse....OH SHIT!! That's not proper. *whisper* I'll tell you later. ^_^
from boogityx2 :
http://www.pollstar.com/news/viewnews.pl?NewsID=2869 - this has the (hilarious) news about the (hilarious) tiger attack
from foolosophy :
hmm animals... wierd..dirty lying fuckers, super glue is a con!
from boogityx2 :
"makes me wonder just how bestiality DOES go wrong" - did you not hear about Roy of Siegfried and Roy getting eaten by his tiger?
from sameji :
LOVE the pony! It rox my fucking sox! ^^ Palo doesn't REALLY have a mall...that's just what I call it. It's a small little ghetto store. Very interesting place....but it might as well be the mall...it's all these people can ever hope for. ^_^ catch ya' later!
from foolosophy :
woooo! *licks* thanks babe :) i <3 it :)
from haruko-san :
Dude, your work is better than mine. *cries*
from musicchick44 :
YAY! And I have the original! *Mwahaha* One day it will be worth millions and I will keep it all nice and say I knew you way back when. Yup.
from foolosophy :
that pony kicks ass *grins* draw me somethinggggg *whines* catch u later :)
from sameji :
Hey...my standards are against Scrubway too... I hate that place...well unless I'm eating there. Then again I can't talk...I work at the Palo Mall...can't get much more ghetto than that! ^^ *cringes in corner*
from haruko-san :
Dude, Scrubway isn't the WORST place to work...I can imagine worse. o.o
from boogityx2 :
Dude. Get that job at Subway. Seriously. And then steal LOTS of stickers and send them to me so I can have lots of free subs. I'll send you something in return... uh... exotic Canadian cigarettes. Or something.
from haruko-san :
How about NO, Sameji. :P Heh, what soap is your soap, Ryoko? Mine is Passions! [sing]You are my passion for life[/sing]
from sameji :
DUDE!!! I DIDN'T EVEN THINK ABOUT HALLOWEEN!!! Thanx for reminding me...I think the drugs have ruined my brain... But it's going to be fun! Well see you around! Let's give Natalie a swirly!!! *evil laugh* ^_* ARRRR
from haruko-san :
do you think about me? :3
from boogityx2 :
But what is most awesome? Two Princes or Pocket Full Of Kryptonite or Little Miss Can't Be Wrong or You Let Your Heart Go Too Fast or...
from haruko-san :
Heh, I wish I could lay around until 4 in the afternoon...damn school. Heh, thanks for the wonderful comments...no one DOES dare defy me. ^~
from captivated- :
I've had a crush on Mr.Cage too, it's not as strong as my JOhnny crush but at one point in time I became quite obsessive.
from sameji :
Oh. Your cat sound like fun. I wish I had a cat that didn't try to eat my face when I walked by. I want to see matchstick men. It looks really good. ^_~
from foolosophy :
hehe cute indeed :p talk to you again soon :)
from sameji :
HEY HEY HEY! Natalie directed me here, so I'm gonna give a damn about you!!! I want to see David Bowie!!!!! No Fair!!!!! I like your layout by the way ^_^
from boogityx2 :
Also, here's another note because I haven't left you enough notes lately.
from boogityx2 :
David Bowie, that would be cool. The closest he's coming to me is like a 7 hour drive away, though. All we get here is, like, Def Leppard. Who were surprisingly good but that's not the point.
from haruko-san :
Man, that's going to be SOFA KING awesome!! ^______^
from spritopias :
SarahRyokoEmoLauraBushSarah it won't let me sign your guest book. Bastard child that it is.
from haruko-san :
Just add glasses and dye her hair black...and presto! Insta-Ryoko/Emo
from boogityx2 :
OMG I totally have this poster: http://us.st8.yimg.com/store4.yimg.com/I/wickedcoolstuff_1757_30041202
from haruko-san :
No one knows that more than I. We must now focus on the destruction of the Skankator.
from haruko-san :
Ok, I admit. I am real and on the other end of a computer network. -_-
from haruko-san :
I didn't say I wasn't a REALISTIC figment. I could be your alter ego. Oo Well...ONE of them...
from haruko-san :
Heh, I do need a paragraph all to myself. I know, I AM wonderful...but I may be a figment of your young-adult imagination!
from haruko-san :
Add sameji.diaryland.com ^_^ It's...Sameji. o.o I'll see you tomorrow, I'm sure. ^_~
from haruko-san :
Heheh - yes, if I can (assuming my pappy will let me ride in with him at 9:00 p.m. o_o), it'll be grand. Otherwise, I'll be home either alone or with Liz. =\ I don't know all the details...
from haruko-san :
I'll see if I can go spend the night there with you on Friday night. I'm going home, Panny's going to be gone, and Pappy is working midnights, so I'd be alone, too. ^__^ It'd be great!! Another movie night!
from boogityx2 :
You know what's weird is after the Jeremy Johnson debacle, Bob Barker said that one time they had THREE people with the same name. Also, I don't know any Ice Cube but I know lots of House Of Pain. Also, Scrabble rules.
from spritopias :
For my 1000th entry we're making a list of my favorite people's favorite entries that I wrote. Please submit yours! If you have one...
from musicchick44 :
sara, your guestmap doesnt like me. :-( also i am off to be tortured at a stupid wedding so i think someone should be feeling sorry for me, and i've picked you, so yeah it's your lucky day. mwahahaha.
from chaosbean :
thank you, I'm really more upset then is normal or even sane
from greenfinch :
i've found i'm too poor to eat. too poor to leave the apartment. too poor to use the mass transit system the legal way. but i've never been too poor to smoke. there is always change in the couch cushions or people to pick pocket. now, wasn't that a fun little anecdote?
from greenfinch :
or rather emo go ahead and smoke. i'm dumb.
from greenfinch :
the funny thing about that is, i agree. you should smoke. i smoke a pack of newports a day and i can still do a 7 minute mile. i gave into peer pressure. you go right ahead and smoke!
from boogityx2 :
You're damn right you do not mess with Texas. Texas is not to be messed with. In fact, my last year's New Years resolution was to not mess with Texas, and I am proud to say that Texas was not messed with, at least not by me.
from haruko-san :
I'm proud of you. An application?! Wow. My Emo is growing up so fast! *tear* ^_^ I'm glad you're doing better...
from comatosenow :
Your guestbook hates me. Well the counselor says I shouldn't use words like hate, it dislikes me. Basically I went and tried to post but the book was all like "Oh no bitch, don't think you can just come walking back in here after disappearing for who knows how long. You can't just walk in and out of here as you please! What about little Dehatsty and Mebpitwe?!?! I'm not raising them alone!"...but I edited that of course. Cleaned up all the ghetto dialect and foul language. Things quickly went all Jerry Springer and shit. Apparently I'm being sued for child support. What the fuck? I've got to stop drinking...but anyway, I don't know if the post is going through or not so I thought I'd drop a note. -Chuck
from captivated- :
lool it's called a laser :oP I shortened my name to smer so I don't have to type out the "OM"
from haruko-san :
o_O Dude...that sucks...but we'll get to talk this weekend AND on Monday night. Yes, you heard me. I have Tuesday off. :3
from musicchick44 :
since the guestbook isnt workin, here's the message i tried to leave in it: It's because we're just so awesome that no one can figure us out, least of all ourselves. // Rock on to that library idea. Just think, when people ask stupid questions, you can get all huffy and who really will care? Mwahaha.
from lttelamon :
Ah, but how do you know? How DO you know? It could be more kickass than you think.
from lttelamon :
I don't know if I can imagine the most kickass guestbook message. I mean, seriously, if I knew it, I'd certainly have bestowed it on someone by now. Maybe it's like Monty Python's funniest joke in the world... anyone who hears it laughs themselves to death. Maybe any guestbook that gets the most kickass guestbook message just chokes up and dies. I would not be surprised.
from musicchick44 :
i too am in the process of being depressed and hating everyone. don't really know why.
from haruko-san :
:3 without Mary there to be a "wet blanket," you and yer mum are REALLY enjoying the freedom, eh? ^^ That's alright...I'm online all day until midnight on weekdays, and on weekends. ^__~ God only knows. I love the new art you submitted, Chief.
from spritopias :
No, you would never have an action figure...you'd have an INACTION figure, dear Lord! ACTION? Good Ass Prints of Wendy! ACTION? Be serious. We are FAR too lazy to be ACTION figures. INACTION or SLOTH figures.
from haruko-san :
o_O Muuchuu? I leave and you're ALREADY looking to pot to make you happy. Damn you! ^_~ Nah, I don't care. Who is the we you smoked with? o_O Just curious! Mechanica!
from musicchick44 :
Emooooo...Send me an email and I'll e-mail you back with my address and if you wanna send yous then I will write and it will be grand. Also, I will promise to stop with the long rambling run on sentences. So really, fun mail and good grammar. What more is there in life?? (Oh. E-mail address is musicchick44AThotmailDOTcom.)
from spritopias :
see, you're very popular around here. NOW COME HOME.
from rockbaby14 :
dude, smg sucks asshole! just wanted to say hey. i'm gonna go look at your latest drawings. they're so cool. i could look at them for hours at a time. hehe. we just got a new mouse. it has a laser at the bottom. mesmerizing. ooh, shiny red light! ........
from haruko-san :
THAT'S IT! YOU'RE SO IN THE GENOCIDE PILE!! Yeah...oh good God, that is quite the funny story...back to working on my next submission...^_~
from captivated- :
lol you and your drawings are rad :oP
from schmaddie :
i enjoy you.
from spritopias :
my uncle told me that futurama wasn't real, he's a bastard!\
from musicchick44 :
Yay! A picture! *dance* (Uh...like I said, I'm a big dork.)
from haruko-san :
;_; Sorry, I explained the WHOLE situation to j00. x_x stupid scenarios. But - Monday will work fabulously. No need to fear, the Ruinator is here.
from xoreviews :
Feel free to request or drop a note (:
from musicchick44 :
ooh, fun art! also, everytime i load your page, the lines "sign my guestbook, dammit! and show some love, fucker" show up first, and it makes me laugh every time. it's just so...you.
from jennnnnn :
and i do,...
from rockbaby14 :
Dude, I'M in love with Trent, too! I have a banner for dland that has a picture of Trent and says, "He's hot, I'd do him. Twice." Haha. I always wished he and Daria hooked up. Damn the cartoon world! Except not. Cuz I like the cartoon world. Mmmmmm....Trent.
from rockbaby14 :
Damn. I was hoping you'd like Taking Back Sunday. Maybe in time they'll grow on you. The first time I heard that song I just was like, "okay. not bad, but meh." Then I kept listening to it and it's one of my favorites. Anyways, Daria was good. Though the second episode they showed was one they showed a few hours earlier. So I went to bed before it finished. Okay, well I still have some unpacking to do. Me so lazy. Enjoy your new favorite band!
from boogityx2 :
OMG Emo emu
from haruko-san :
Modesty? When have I EVER been modest?
from haruko-san :
Beautiful bird. Makes me wish I could draw on the computer, dammit. Man, you'll have to take the fan after Mary goes to sleep (if you haven't already) ^_~
from rockbaby14 :
I forgot the ending parenthese after "team" in the title of the song. My bad, yo.
from rockbaby14 :
You should try Taking Back Sunday if you like Brand New. It's the same sort of music. Download "Cute without the 'e' (cut from the team." I love that song. Do you have the channel NOGIN? Also known as THE-N ?? It's still on now. And another episode is on after this one. Hopefully you have it so you can watch it. I found out that they play it on this channel like last month and have been obsessed with watching it everytime it comes on. It's the best.
from rockbaby14 :
Dude, Daria is about to come on. I love that show.
from rockbaby14 :
Oh, and "Jude Law and a Semester Abroad" has my name in it. Hell fucking yeah!
from rockbaby14 :
Wow, we actually like the same band. It's amazing! Heh. You know, I actually have their CD right in front of me. I'm not listening to them right now or anything. The CD is just in front of me. Well, the case. The actual CD is in another case in the living room. I had to make sure the quote I used for my diary title was right. I'm such a perfectionist.
from rockbaby14 :
Dude, your guestbook isn't loading for me. I guess it hates me like mine hates you. Damn guestbooks. Hey, I hear "Boys of Summer" in the living room on the TV. Cool. ANYWAYS, I was gonna say that I like the picture you drew in your diary. Very cool. I can't draw. Except for stick people. Very poorly. Which just look like squiggles anyway. That's all. And HI!
from rockbaby14 :
Yeah, I think this will be the last time I leave for a while. School starts Monday so I can't be leaving all the time anymore. Damn.
from comatosenow :
Votre guestbook ne me laissera pas signer. J'essaye de laisser une note comme j'ai promis mais je d馗idais de l'馗rire en fran軋is pour le rendre impair. Ignorez le reste de ce paragraphe. J'ai manqu des choses avec le mot qu'il deviendra ainsi 騁range. Est-il ce fil vrai? Ce fil est-il vraiment vrai? Faites-moi que la connaissance est fil vrai. Chargez-l'au dessus et l'arrangement des morts un. Si c'est vraiment vrai. Quand j'騁ais petit un stereophony j'ai 騁 accoutum 黎re le champion. J'ai 騁 accoutum toujours me demandant quand je serais le num駻o un. Je d騁este les outils du traducteur du google.
from haruko-san :
I would attempt to be independent, if you weren't so damn amusing. Besides, who else do I talk to at this hour? (well...daily)
from jennnnnn :
the change is almost becoming excessive, but I liked the last one even less than the layout before that. This one is cool, I'm down with the toilet. ;)
from haruko-san :
I would prefer an STD, but cancer works as well. ^_^ 80\/\/13 power!
from haruko-san :
Oh my... 1) j00 should make me a CD..after all, I AM making you a J-Rock compliation that the world has never known! 2) Oh man, that would've been HYSTERICAL...yet so wrong...o_O (y0ur mum)
from haruko-san :
What would I give to see Steve wearing your mom's bra? A lot...as long as I had a camera.
from boogityx2 :
A link! How nice! Also, the concept of "porketta" is pretty hilarious.
from jennnnnn :
in my weakest moment I was forced to do the macarena,...
from haruko-san :
The talking pants idea simply MUST be done. Who knew I was such a genius?
from musicchick44 :
uh...that uncle sounds quite a bit creepy.
from haruko-san :
They say that updating daily will give you cancer...with 3 online journals, I'm screwed.
from jennnnnn :
dammit! why do I never put my name in the guestbook!!! gaahrrrr!!
from sinorsaint :
rebellion of the fingers could hamper any emergency masturbatory activity -so keep those digits unscathed!!!
from spritopias :
your guestbook wouldn't let me sign it (BAW) and so now I'm mad (BAW) but I'll go to work now and take it out on innocent shoppers. . . ha ha ha
from boogityx2 :
Oh man, I totally had a crazy aunt like that. She was the first person I ever saw who was drunk, or at least the first person I ever saw who was so drunk that little kid me actually noticed.
from italktowalls :
Thanks for the info, chica.
from gypped :
yay! yay! yay! shiny happy people holding hands.
from gypped :
want my address? too bad. you're getting it anyway. I'll email it to you, because there are soooo many people who want to know where I live. soooo many people.
from gypped :
oh yeah. well, you can send me pretty things in the mail. that would help.
from sinorsaint :
Hey what does your comment on me in your profile mean...i just know saw it! ;)
from spritopias :
I like the new template.
from frozen-vodka :
You won't get away with your evil plot Desructicus!! Someone had to say it...
from spritopias :
I知 a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle. Here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: 釘itch, Please! Tip me over and pour me out!
from captivated- :
Yep, diaryland is cursed :( come visit me when my site is done :) faking-cool.net
from frozen-vodka :
Penguins ROCK!!
from captivated- :
You don't have to open your mouth, just as long as you keep typing, it'll all work out hehe, but thewn of course you'd probably run out of interesting stories for all of us and we don't want that :(
from spritopias :
Minnesota is fun.
from lttelamon :
Hah, I've also just stopped a Jenn streak before it's started. Actually, this is kinda fun. I should do it again sometime.
from jennnnnn :
I'm signing your notes because I can,...
from gypped :
you know, if you find gold in england, you have to turn it over to 'the authorities'. it's true. roald dahl told me, and he never lies. silver you can keep, but you only get a finders fee for the gold, that goes to the queen. selfish bitch.
from chaosbean :
:-) thanks for your note. Made me smile...Did you bite back?
from rockbaby14 :
I'm going to sleep. G'night. :)
from reset-button :
Talk to people? I dunno about you but lately it seems there is no one to talk to. Most of my recent conversations have consisted of exchanging hellos and discovering that there is nothing new on either end. Then comes the silence....these exciting times are bound to lead me into a lucrative life of crime. Lucrative until I get lazy and fuck up like I do in everything else anyway...-"Chuck", now synonymous with "fuck" in most circles.
from jennnnnn :
signmyguestbook is being a testy little biatch, so I'm signing your notes to tell you. Yep, that's what I do with my time.
from captivated- :
oh yes, I am who you be in your gb
from idiomatic :
sure, i'll give you a spin for a bit. pretty design.
from spritopias :
I plug you on my diary. I'm sorry that your mom said, "pussy." At least she didn't talk to you about douching.
from boogityx2 :
"i'd hate to be licking there!" ahahahahaha that is awesome. For the record, I have also heard of that similar part on guys being referred to as a taint, but then it was called "the gooch" in Jackass and I decided that was funnier. Somewhat. Body parts are hilarious in general.
from spritopias :
I love this woman. I am your bitch.
from rockbaby14 :
I felt obligated to leave you a note. So I am.
from teaforone :
I was gonna try an entry again, but the gd server is ALWAYS f'n locked up! I watched My Big Fat Greek Wedding tonight, another good movie. I plan on using 'big fat greek' to enhance every sentence for the next week. I'm out.
from gypped :
here we are together again, sugar. it's raaaining.
from teaforone :
let's try spraying floor wax over the cigarette smoke... hehe FIRE BAD! FIRE BAAAAD!!!
from teaforone :
I was out there snorting the hell out of the fumes, but no luck. I just can't get dizzy like I was earlier today.
from rockbaby14 :
No rush on the email. I'm going to bed now. Yeah, I know it's only 12:40 am but I gots to wake up early, ya know. Sucks to be me!
from rockbaby14 :
Oh, and I'm going to get kicked off the computer soon, so a kickass email will have to be delayed till tomorrow. Maybe I'll even have that hat pic ready. Maybe not.
from rockbaby14 :
Ehehehe. I did a 'reply to deadposer' in my entry just now. It's fun to be mean. :)
from rockbaby14 :
Shyeah. That fucker pissed me off. I saw it last night, and also noticed what he/she wrote. I'm gonna do an entry later today and trash them. Cuz, you know. I'm immature like that. Heh.
from rockbaby14 :
Oh well. Another innocent victim will go unnoticed. And sorry about last night. My dad woke up and I scrambled out of the computer room and was like, 'Yeah, I just got off the computer and I'm going to bed.' He asked me if I was chatting, which I wasn't. And I had to go to bed. Sorry about just disappearing like that. I had to let you know, so you don't think I got murdered or anything. Heh.
from rockbaby14 :
Frequency award, eh? That'd be cool. You can send it to 123 Maple Street. Oh no! I gave you my address! FOILED AGAIN! Damn you and your little tricks!
from rockbaby14 :
Kickin it into overdrive, eh? Haha. You don't have to. I'm fine. I think I'll sit back, relax, and laugh along with my book. Errr....not laugh ALONG with my book. Cuz, you know. My book isn't laughing. But laugh AT my book. Well, not like pointing and laughing. But laughing because of what it says. Ah, I'll shut up and read. I love notes. Oh, and I'll be sure to leave Kiki out of this. You're the only one that ever emails me anymore, so that is quite a threat. I like emails. Don't deprive me of them. Nooooooo!
from rockbaby14 :
Dem notes is addicting, yo. I don't know why I try to be funny and use slang. It sorta gives me a headache. Ooh, I can't wait for the reply. Will I? Yeah. Even though my eyes are slowly drooping...down. So...sleepy.....can't...stay...awake. I think I'll read for a bit. Hey, maybe I'll even reply tonight! The chances are slim, but who knows. And me...paranoid? Hardly. I'm just wondering why someone like you (with murderous plans) would need my address. So pfft! And I'll be sure to leave Kiki out of this. Or will I? The million dollar question....yet to be answered!!
from rockbaby14 :
And I sent you the most kick ass email. There's even a link to a picture of Ryan. :)
from rockbaby14 :
Well, it's 16 -- hey! I know what you're doing. You're trying to get my address so you can come and kill me! Tricky bastard. I'm on to ya. You betcha I am. You and your little dog too! Um....I'm not sure if you have a dog. If not, then disregard that last comment. Yeah.
from rockbaby14 :
I'll email ya tomorrow. I haven't had the computer much today. Sorry. I'll make it a fantastic email, too! Just to make up for its lateness. :)
from teaforone :
and so, like sands thru an hourglass, so are the days of our lives... Your reasoning is sheer perfection. I never could have put our relationship into words so elegantly. I'm glad you're doing better, I hope you do better than a guy like me - And I'll always love and cherish our brief time together. Thank you for everything, Princess Sara!
from rockbaby14 :
Hey. I got your email this morning. I've been running around all day and have a graduation to attend. Not to mention a fine looking boy I have to record as he walks across the stage to pick up his diploma. Hehe. Anyways, if I can't write you back tonight when I get home, I definitely will tomorrow. Just so you don't think I flaked out on an email. Heh. :)
from rockbaby14 :
*yawn* Nighty night! :)
from rockbaby14 :
Haha. That's a good one. We could always specify that it's Emo - the person, and not Emo - the music! Good slogan. It'll go global!
from rockbaby14 :
Yay. I'm the first. I'll make any ring you want. Or any ringS you want. That was supposed to emphasize the 's' there. But it just looks like I hit shift at the wrong time. Whoops. Don't mind my retardishness.
from rockbaby14 :
But of course. I always follow orders. Plus you plugged my lame excuse for a ring. I'm so conceited. I made a Jess ring. Want me to make one for you? I may as well take advantage! :)
from lttelamon :
*laughs* Well, I guess my existence is similarly pathetic, as I was doing the same for a while until I stopped to write some e-mail. :P
from lttelamon :
You are unbelievably fast. *laughs* I must have updated like 2 minutes ago, and already you hit my guestbook. So nice to be appreciated. =)
from spritopias :
How about this, can you join my "Crazy4feebs" diary ring? It's supposed to end up a big surprise, I need you to dispatch your loyal readers to this end.
from rockbaby14 :
Hmm. I didn't get anything. Nothing in my junk mail, either. Strange.
from rockbaby14 :
I sent you an e-mail. :)
from teaforone :
i typed fell, meant FEEL.
from spritopias :
Do what you want and call me what you want, but don't call me whenever you feel like it becuase it's always when I'm alseep. Don't let other people destroy your happiness. Be happy, life is too short to be unhappy. Look what it did to Dick Cheney. Do you want to look like him in five years? Be happy or with karate I'll kick YOUR ass, capiche? CAPICHE.
from dork-boy :
I知 trying way too hard to get involved in this, aren稚 I? Just shows I care.
from dork-boy :
Another thing I do not get: You池e twenty-one. Why are you listening to your mom? It痴 your life. I say you go to Grant and you fuck him! Fuck him good, fuck him hard. Run, emo, run!
from rockbaby14 :
I just had to check and make sure, by the way.
from rockbaby14 :
Whew! Your notes are my friend as well. Yay for that! :)
from magpiesnest :
Y'think a grey cat is bad -- try a calico some time. They have fur to clash with every outfit you own.
from jennnnnn :
i always forget to put my damn name when I sign your guestbook,...like i'm trying to be incognito or something.
from boogityx2 :
If you're having a problem with soft bread, I recommend the use of a toaster. They're pretty neat things. judah-bauer.diaryland.com is home to a guy who knows more about bread than me, though, so maybe ask him.
from gypped :
I think it's a combination of your frequent updating, my anal-retentiveness and our mystical propensity to know when the other is online. I'll finish reading everyone else's diary, then come back to my profile because I've just recieved a note or something, and you will always update just before I leave. and I can't leave without writing some smartass comment, because by the time I come back, you'll have updated again! and then I'll be out of date, and uncool. and we can't have that, can we?
from spritopias :
Christian Colleges aren't that bad. I went to one and they were forced to accept me. You could end up teaching people tolerance, but then again, I was in Nebraska and there aren't enough trees to go burning people alive for heresy.
from gypped :
hey, I remember that episode of Southpark, and no one else seems to! I love you Sara!
from jennnnnn :
I am signing here too,...because I can dammit.
from jennnnnn :
it's so funny because some people get so mad when I do that -> ;),...I've even been called too "girly" once or twice, which is ridiculous to me because I've always been told that I'm not "girly" enough,....what am I even talking about.
from jennnnnn :
I still chuckled,..
from jennnnnn :
if i could sign it again right now i would...damn limits!! ;)
from iwillsurvive :
Just dropped by and wanted to say I enjoyed your diary. In that last pic of yourself (bottom of the page) you kind of look like Lorraine Bracco -- you know, the psychiatrist on the Sopranos. And I mean that in a good way:)
from teaforone :
I have to admit that my yearly pubic hair intake is significantly higher - but by choice. Not that I mind - eating pussy is everything it's cracked up to be... and more.
from spritopias :
Happy Easter
from gypped :
damn, sorry. that was me poking fun of the fact that 21 is the legal drinking age in america.
from dork-boy :
It has been a long time, hasn't it? Let's just go somewhere quiet and have sex. (Can you believe I'm up at 4:15 in the fucking morning?)
from dork-boy :
You know I joke. It's love. No be sad, be glad.
from dork-boy :
You have a lot of dreams. Dying of cancer... white trash... etcetera. I hope they all come true. You sounded awfully sour in that note. What happened to your sense of humor? You used to be cool.
from rockbaby14 :
Well, I'm off to class. It was fun note tagging with you. :) Hope you have fun today. You know, doin the nasty. Hehe :p I know *I* will.
from rockbaby14 :
Yeah. Sometimes, my mom wakes me up before she goes to work on the days that I don't have to wake up at 6 am, and she has these conversations with me. Well, she'll just tell me to do something for her, like put some clothes in the dryer, and then when she comes home, she'll ask me if I did it. I say no and that she never told me. She says she told me that morning, and I said, Never ever talk to me in the morning. I don't know what you're saying!! That happens quite a lot.
from rockbaby14 :
Haha. My alarm is set to Super Duper Loud mode, because it's hell to try to wake me up in the morning.
from rockbaby14 :
Haha, yeah. I use that look all the time. Especially when my parents give me the "are you fucking?" look. I sure show them!
from rockbaby14 :
I think we should! I'll back you up. Definitely. It cancels itself out anyway, so bah! I say after the next hour change (just so we can get an extra hour to do whatever) we stop with the clocks. Down with changing clocks!! Bah to it all.
from rockbaby14 :
Haha....I remember one time I went to the doctor, and they asked if I was sexually active. I gave him this look. The "Look at me! Do I LOOK like someone that a boy would like to fuck??"
from rockbaby14 :
And it's nice to see someone up this early, too. Though 10 am isn't really THAT early, but to me it is. Ugh. Damn the wee hours of the morning. Damn Daylight "Savings" Time. It's not like we save anything, anyway! Psh to that whole idea!
from rockbaby14 :
Haha...yeah. I even knew it was porn, but I just HAD to click it. Damn the curiosity. Oy.
from teaforone :
quitting smoking sounds like a fabulous idea, and I already know what you weigh... at least in emosia.
from captivated- :
Hey i am signing your notes and see a banner someone made for me lol! I should click it just for kicks, heh. Oh and Sommer is a horrid name don't subject any children to that name lol.
from teaforone :
I haven't been here in awhile, so's I figure to send some Lovenotage. Again, I am pining for some quality time ALONE with you!
from lttelamon :
By the way, I totally agree... old country singers just shouldn't be allowed to steal NIN songs. Especially since Cash now sounds like the washing machine down the hall... kinda raspy, with a little bit of breathiness, but nothing really pleasant.
from teaforone :
And I will steal back your note ruling power, and use it for my own purposes. like to run my combination fishbowl/blender.
from jennnnnn :
I will gain back my note ruling power!
from jennnnnn :
drunken notes,...whoooooooo,...
from our-views :
Your Our-Views review is complete. http://our-views.diaryland.com/techrat.html
from captivated- :
Hey you were signer #1111 I thought that was cool hehe
from teaforone :
did I mention how much I LOVE talking to you?
from teaforone :
You made my day AND night, again.
from teaforone :
it's nearly time... I can barely contain myself!!!
from teaforone :
leaves you extra message do to sexual overflow on guestbook and email!
from teaforone :
Don't worry (jess) I like to probe the gorge before jumping in. And I just love to send sloppy wet kisses Emo's way.
from rockbaby14 :
GAH!!!! That's the 2nd time I spelled "sitcom" wrong!! I spelled it wrong in that entry I plugged you (ooooh) and was talking about it, and then again in your gbook. I'm literate. I really am. I promise!! :) And I'm glad you like those dancing bananas. They are pretty spiffy. You have Brandon to thank for those, since he sent them to me. Tell Grant to be careful around your gorge. :P
from teaforone :
Mud, grime, grease, crud -------***sends you another 'dirty' message before going to bed***
from teaforone :
***spreads more love*** I now rule your notes. Bow down to me! Bow down to the prince of rubbish!
from teaforone :
I have left a SHAMELESS plug (for myself) to get people to sign my map - check Brandon's notes. Damn, I can be so clever and evil.
from teaforone :
and NOW you're back to none! I am the note conquerer. when you say that, it sounds like 'thanoatkon queer" but that's still less frigtning that the stringy thingy.
from jennnnnn :
dammit grant!!!! dammit all!!! this would have been 5,...now i'm back to one!
from teaforone :
***listens to The Chauffeur*** "And watching lovers part, I feel you smilimg. What glass splinters lie so deep in your mind?" Damn that's some good stuff. And look! I broke another streak ｹｲｳ!
from jennnnnn :
yeah! 4 notes! we are each other's notes rulers! that just doesn't sound right.
from jennnnnn :
YES! that's totally bubble boy,....
from jennnnnn :
woooooooooooo,....life hey,....that sounds intense,....when can i cash this in?!?!? ha! just kiddin',...u should rent the movie "donnie darkO" it's,...interesting,...and very,.....weird. But good, and i think Donnie's sexy,...crazy.
from jennnnnn :
whoa,...no,...i have to start my streak all over again,...dammit!!! ;)
from teaforone :
a thousand doors, a thousand lies... Rooms a thousand years wide... ***wastes time waiting for you to come online***
from dork-boy :
In my latest guestbook message where I was talking about you joining my fictional band I put "want it?" and the end where I meant to put "want in?" But I'm sure you realized that. Heh.
from teaforone :
*** grabs your waist ***
from teaforone :
you are like war. Countless hours of boredom without you, then a madrush of insanity that lasts only moments, but never strays from my mind. (that's me being poetic-like, and this is me being like The Count from Sesame Street:) ah One... ah twooo... ah three.... Three notes left for you - Ah Ah Ahh.
from teaforone :
hahahaaaaaaa I am the new ruler of the notes!
from teaforone :
you are too unreachable, have fun tonight!
from captivated- :
YOU R GUESTBOOK ISNT WORKING Damn!!! Heh I talked to you whoo hoo! Lol I'm so lame I know, blah I need a life.
from teaforone :
single white male (uzbekistanian) ex-Chernobyl employee searching for a female adult film star, must like cold climates, penguins preferred.
from teaforone :
E to the M O? how's about E-Mo for the rappy thing (breaks jennnnnn's streak again) hehehe
from jennnnnn :
fo shizzle,....did u know u have 546 entries,...that's unbelievable.
from jennnnnn :
GRANT!! grrrr,...u know, i have these roles goin' and then ppl gotta come and mess em' all up!! just kiddin'!! ;) anyways,...i'm gonna agree w/ the rap names,...we're more like rappers than pop stars anyways. ( i don't even know what that means,...) ha.
from teaforone :
another jennnnnn blocked mwah hah haaaahhhhh. Emo? Emi? wherever you so desire.
from jennnnnn :
SOMMER!! i would of had 7 in a row!!!! grrrr,.....just kiddin'!! ;)
from jennnnnn :
arg,...my name never shows up,...it's a conspiracy!!
from captivated- :
Fuck! Your guestbook wouldn't let me sign again and I had a nice message and everything ready gawd damnit! hehe. Oh yeah I like keeping tabs on my stalkers! Plugged twice!? What's up with that I feel all special now I'm going to plug you on my next entry! *yay* lol.
from jennnnnn :
commie bastards!! hahahahahahahahaha ya i laughed at that longer than was warranted,...hahahahah!!
from jennnnnn :
jennnnnn: 5 , Everyone else: 0 I totally rock my own world!! ha!!!
from jennnnnn :
ur crazy canadian stalker says: It irks me that i can't sign ur g*book more than once a freakin' hour!! sheeeeesh!!! ;)
from jennnnnn :
wooooo! 3 in a row!
from jennnnnn :
how come my f'n name never shows up in ur book!! geeeeeeeeeeeez!! ;) You are such a geek,..i luv that,....i'll show you graphing sine function,...(i am horrible at math),...maybe i'll just show u a simple multiplication table??
from jennnnnn :
I dont' even know how many n's are supposed to be in it anymore,..i just put my finger down on the key and hope it knows when to stop typing,...shouldn't these boxes of information be that smart?? yes - i think so!
from dork-boy :
I'm leaving you a note now. Did I tell you I watched The Omen this summer? And you know what? I liked it. =)
from dork-boy :
This is me leaving you a note. =)
from teaforone :
does this mean I'd have to marry you?... OK - I'm game for marrying into royalty.
from invisibledon :
thanks for playing in the neighborhood
from teaforone :
can I have more of you? there just isn't enough of you in my world!
from teaforone :
you are so perfect- I fall over laughing at every survey!
from captivated- :
I hate forgetting to put my name in your guestbook. damnit! I'm who you be, i guess that's good enough.
from teaforone :
wait a minute - you mean Bruce was dead??? OOOOoooooohhhhhhhhhhh...
from teaforone :
- liked the reference to rome in the survey! oh, and the cigarettes and claritin probably cancel-out the effectiveness on each... I'd quit the claritin first.
from teaforone :
But THIS one is... So was there some fella named Georgie Davies anywhere associated with RHPS?
from dork-boy :
Bet you thought this note would be from teaforone, but no! It's not.
from teaforone :
I licked - no "LIKED" the responses to yesorno survey!
from teaforone :
hey - try calling me... no wait - that's right the damn modem/phoney thing...Alright, do this- Call my cable company, and have them switch my tv's on (quietly, of course)
from teaforone :
that's okay - I'll blame them for stealing it from you..How much should I ask for in the lawsuit?
from teaforone :
Sara- do you listen to teh radio talk show (I forgot what it's called) about sex, drugs and cainker sores? the "good times" qoute has come up several times in your writing...
from teaforone :
OMG - iv'e been caught in my love triangle... What will I do??? hey look- cheesey puffs, Mmmmmmmmm.... G
from captivated- :
Yep you sure can =) I have many typos but im only taking them so I can catch up with Grunt/Grant (teaforone), so I wont bother.
from captivated- :
I forgot to leave my name in your gb... dern it!
from teaforone :
don't feel bad - you never lied, anyway - you just wrote "WITH karate- I will kick your ass" so technically that's no lie!
from teaforone :
You're the first person I've heard that actually has their own opinion of a Tolkein movie. YOU ARE MY MASTER - DO WITH ME AS YOU PLEASE!!! So, whatcha doing this weekend??? Maybe I could take you see Pinnochio, and we can rip that stupid f'n movie apart together!
from jennnnnn :
People have resorted to callin' me scrooge w/in the past couple of days,...just b/c i can't stand ppl shopping in the f'n stores on the 23rd!! Just b/c i change the station when a Christmas song comes on the radio!! geeez,..so have a very merry UNchristmas, and just enjoy the day off, like i'm gonna do!! have a good one! ;)
from jennnnnn :
I hate it when things i like close,...like that ice cream store down the street,...my favorite shoe store,...not to mention, Alcatraz, damn commies.
from greenfinch :
ahem, "it's a real cool club, and you're not a part of it." dork-boy sent me.
from jennnnnn :
I'm a FAN!!! U rock.
from beloveddark :
hehe...dont feel so retarded i almost did the same thing...its quite easy...:)well you didnt ruin my whole day its okay...:) i like feedback on my poems...im gonna look it up though just to make sure b/c i dont want to be plagerising...or however you spell that...omg sign in...um i think i added the wrong person b/c i added two people trickkid and trickykid...omg..haha
from beloveddark :
um..not that i know of...i hope not...i wanna be the only one *cries* the could have been but i didnt copy..well im sad now...its okay tis not your fault...hum...maybe i will look it up...who kknows...maybe...wow that knows has two kays on it..hehe...its special...just like me...*giggles* so um do you have msn?
from beloveddark :
wow i wrote a really long note:S
from beloveddark :
thats too bad........yes yes omg he is sooo sexy and those pants *drools* ahaha...and he sings soo good...you remind me of the babe...what babe...the babe with the power..what power...the power of voo doo..who do? you do...do what...remind me of the babe...omg i could go on for hours singing that song...i saw my babe crying hard as babe could cry what could i do...anywho...haha..enough with that...:) im sorry to hear about your poems...i think everyone can write good poems its just the person who reads them how they take it..if you like the poem then its good...if you dont then it isnt...its not what others think...its what you think b/c well who the hell cares your the one who wrote it and if you dont like it who the hell will...you know what i mean or am i just rambling on and on? haha...i do that often..im glad you like my poems..i might have said that already but i have a short memory...haha..well anywho thanks for writing
from beloveddark :
heh...i love your title thing...teneacious d...god i love them....yes yes i know what you mean...i read so many good books that i cant put as many as i want on there.....god it pisses me off...hehe...yes yes...math..*grumbles* hehe willing to do mine? jk...well if you like you could read some of my poetry on my diary thing...some say its quite good..hehe but i will let you decide
from beloveddark :
you like math...:| *stares blankly* well i have to say to each their own...and you didnt even list tolkin...as an author...*looks around* um...wow...well oh well.....to each their own...well ta ta for now...:) have a good day i might add...
from dork-boy :
It's just me. Nobody has ever left you a note before so I thought I would. That way you look somewhat cool. =)

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