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from yelayna :
Argh!You tease me with your tiny, tiny updates! So where are you now then Ms Kimmy?
from yelayna :
hello you... hope you are well and things going ok... miss you! xxx
from lemonsparkle :
hey hey...thanks for the note...checked email but can't see anything...? Could have got deleted amongst the junk mail, oopsy, try again! aliwalidoodah@yahoo.co.uk xx
from dark-cowboy :
LOL..yeah and now I can't get that song outta my head, even if it's referring to a lady only leaving her hat on during you-know-what...so was it a good post for ya? LOL
from dark-cowboy :
LOL! Rub some lotion on back there while you're at it, would ya?
from dark-cowboy :
You are quite welcome..glad it made ya smile..too bad you can't here the helluva vibrator it has in it. LMAO
from dark-cowboy :
Well....DUH! ROFLMAO! Thank you though, even if a tad late! :)
from dark-cowboy :
Bite you? Yes...Worship, maybe just a lil..hmm >:) But no toe licking. I usually like to start a tad bit more north and work my way up to the equator. ROFL!
from dark-cowboy :
God...fucker...I'll bite you! ROFLMAO
from dark-cowboy :
Andy who?
from dark-cowboy :
Oh Lord...who's there? u nut...
from dark-cowboy :
Amos who??
from dark-cowboy :
Who's there?
from amb1valent-k :
It depends on whose responsibility it was to change tentative into firm, or put it another way he should have checked to see if tentaive could become none.
from dark-cowboy :
That's messed up, him making plans when he knew you had something in mind already and y'all had tentative plans...not selfish of you at all.
from darktruth :
Hookers: not so bad. Fourteen-year-old hookers: slightly annoying. Twelve-year-old hookers: More than just a problem.
from dark-cowboy :
Ummm........Who's your daddy? :P Sorry your tummy hurts... Happy Easter.
from dark-cowboy :
Ok so I took some quizzes twice...Shhh..I was trying to give ya a lil credit. Hahaha
from dark-cowboy :
Now there's goo...ROFLMAO!
from dark-cowboy :
LOL Thought you might like that! >:)
from dark-cowboy :
Umm..nope not yet...requires "incentive" to make goo...lol...moo-goo-gai-pan also has goo in it... :D
from dark-cowboy :
Well now that you mention it.... ~checks~ No goo here...yet... LMAO
from dark-cowboy :
Ok...I guess I can compromise with that...like I said...it's a good thing.
from dark-cowboy :
You say that like it's a bad thing...I prefer "open minded" or "uninhibited." ;)
from dark-cowboy :
Who's hard nipples? Yours or mine? I see no evidence of hard nipples...No not sure I buy that..maybe boobs, nip, "anaconda" umm...what else....all combined...that I might believe...ROFLMAO!
from dark-cowboy :
Well of course it's not coincidence. Men just like boobs and boob-shaped...whatevers...we'll always try to get a peak at 'em, play with 'em...never met a pair I didn't like. LMAO...well I will just have to make a note in my diary later that this is the day I briefly and mildly stumped ya.
from dark-cowboy :
Absolutely...made for children, but with a strangely appealed to the men out there. Sorry...did I stump ya there with a good come-back comment?
from dark-cowboy :
Sorta...except these boobie missles launched the entire boob...looked like a tragic masectomy accident afterwards....what did you think I was talking about your boobie missles? ROFL!
from dark-cowboy :
Ok you nuts...boobie missles aren't hard nipples..in the toon, the female robot had only 1 weapon...the missles that happened to be where her boobs where..and oddly enough where boob shaped...now who wants to fire boobie missles at me? LOL
from dark-cowboy :
My mind in the gutter? Why on earth would you think that? hmmm....Boobie Missles? You have boobie missles? I don't even know what boobies are.
from chickpea981 :
I saw your note on dark-cowboy's page - that sometimes I pee when I laugh - I saw that on t-shirt hell and ordered it cuz its true for me too darlin!!! hahaha. And thanks for adding me. *muah*
from dark-cowboy :
What about TranZor-Z and the sister robot Aphrodite-A and her boobie missles?
from divacowgirl :
I do the home parties, they're a lot of fun and pretty easy money.
from dark-cowboy :
No I didn't call you a ho, Goofball...didn't you ever watch Thundercats? ROFL
from dark-cowboy :
Good Lord, I haven't heard that phrase in forever. That ranks right up there with "Thundercats...Ho!"
from yelayna :
Aww... I'm sorry to hear of your now non auntieness :o( Hope she's ok... though it does make some not so palletable questions dissapear... sort of...
from yelayna :
OOh! Congratulations on Auntie-ness! :o) and *hugs* for the other stuff...
from dark-cowboy :
I dunno....are you? :P
from dark-cowboy :
Not sure my Angel would appreciate that...so for now the charcoaled butt shot is all y'all get. :P
from dark-cowboy :
Oh...wicked, wicked! I could have such fun and tease you mercilessly...no wait you might like that...and it is still Sunday technically, so I might want to be good a bit longer...LOL.
from dark-cowboy :
Work in an adult store huh? How cool is that! Suuuuuuure...you probably have some perverse inflated animal menagerie at home..hehe :) Take care!
from dark-cowboy :
Ummm...no..it's Absinth...just like the post said LOL.
from amb1valent-k :
Sorry about that. At least you can just click on it from now on - I have to log in with it every time! Thanks for re-joining me.
from yelayna :
Or follow the wires?! Take it apart! Yeay! I took a water cooler apart once at a place I was temping to see how it worked. I got caught. I never got asked back...
from yelayna :
Turn the switch on with the box closed and then open it to see?! or is that cheating?

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