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You are correct. Uh, prize, I ate it, sorry. It was a piece of apple pie. (What are you doing checking your notes but not updating? I didn't think you'd see that note for months and months.)

from kelsi :

(Name the tune, win a prize.)

from kelsi :

Remember yesterday, walking hand in hand, love letters in the sand, I remember you. Through the sleepless nights and every endless day, I'd wanna hear you say - I remember you.

from kelsi :

You are a tease.

from toothbrush :

♥

from kelsi :

Ms. Brush. Ahoy. To make a heart: (ampersand)hearts(semicolon). & hearts ; except all together. ♥. WHAT ARE YOU UP TO THESE DAYS, WHAT'S GOING ON AND WHY DO YOU REFUSE TO UPDATE. Hope you're well.

from sorethroat :

email me dooooood. i tried emailing you but to no avail. (pussy kat at i love jesus dot com)

from lipsy :

hahaha! You have returned as well for brief interludes with Diaryland! May the force be with you...

from sorryarse :

hello there, i am Liz.been reading ur site for nearly 2 years now. and yeah, i am in love with ur layout!

from jonathan :

Your absence is suddenly noticed; I've been brushing my teeth so long I should spotted this earlier.

from gas-station :

"my cap is luke" is my favorite part of brain candy.

from vesselland :

aahh.. made the same mistake like entropicalia. just wanted to let you know that i bumped into your diary somehow and HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! i�m a little late but that won�t mean less. greez anna

from vesselland :

I like to brush.

from entropicalia :

Happy birfday Toothbrush!

from evilgal :

I'm whoring out my Air diaryring because I spent a long time making an image-map for the link. Check it out it out on my page and join if you're interested -- http://evilgal.diaryland.com/rings.html!!

from beotch :

TB, you misspelled "barrel." That being annoyingly and ironically said, thank you for leaving crappy jobs with no benefits open for pathetic un-degreed peons such as my illustrious fucking self. Also, I hate it how I can't sign your guestbook because I signed someone else's like three months ago. Fuck.

from entropicalia :

Ahah, woops hit the button without noticing I had to put something here. *nervous nerd sound* Anyways, good to have you back toofbrush. Waddaya think of the new Hawksley?

from entropicalia :

I like to brush.

from sorethroat :

yo girl, (g-g-g-girl, as milli vanilli used to say) i totally miss your vibe - email me the key to your locked little book.

from fuzzy-grey :

Hey, I can even add my own stuff here. Now, that's novel. (nod)

from fuzzy-grey :

I like to brush.

from santoshchase :

"Besides, he told me I had a very nice-smelling vagina." There is something obscure and poetic about this line.

from sam-and-ella :

I like to brush.

from grumpystar :

hello- i've decided to lock my diary, so if you want a password leave me a note back :)

from toothbrush :

I like to brush.

from kelsi :

I don't know why my stupid guestmap thing always eats the dots. It's stupid and I never check it anyway, but I did today because I had a feeling that you'd signed it because I'm psychic. Geez, toothbrush, I feel so abandoned and lost without you updating all the time. :( I cry a lot. :*(

from bkwrds :

hi.

from everwhat :

I like to brush.

from wanna-b-ska :

I like to brush.

from sam-and-ella :

i miss you too toothbrush, its been a while. im sure my breath is all stinky and my teeth all green and slimey.

from grumpystar :

hey toothbrush, it's been a while.. how are you doing?

from pattymelt :

i love your diary! it will probably take me awhile to read thru all the hilarious stuff and get all up to date about you and your bf's big weiner but i can tell you i love your cat! peace!

from sam-and-ella :

fuck, i love Ikea.

from shampooer :

so why are americans so mean to us? yesterday on the radio they were say'in how borring canadians are 'cause they wont get the "super commercials" on the super bowl. damn them canadians for not being slaves to corporate america. but fuck 'em. they're borring

from shampooer :

hi there little lady

from shampooer :

hi there little lady

from tristantzara :

I like to brush.

from toothbrush :

I like to brush.

from spoonbender :

so i think you hold a diary land secret that i have been trying to crack for a month. or maybe you don't. does wax mannequin have a diaryland page?

from soursaurus :

you're neat.

from grumpystar :

Hi Toothbrush! I just wanted to drop you a note telling you I'm not using your template at the moment anymore. I felt like my diary needed a little change, I'll probably go back to the template you made me in the future! See yah! <3

from tehuti :

Cat entry: OMG, this gave me a much-needed laugh. So that's what goes through my cat's mind every day. *LMAO*

from streetfaerie :

man..i totally wanted to see the pictures of Dolores but theyre not loading (makes frowny face)

from kelsi :

Phooey, I think I deserve some exclusive never-before-seen cat photos. :( I will send you info about cat toilet training, as soon as I turn in this retarded thesis draft and come down from the caffeine high that I'm on right now that's making me shake and type 120 wpm. Cats are funny.

from kelsi :

Dolores is much smarter than my cat! Yes, by all means, send me pictures! The diaryland email address will work. In return, I can send you wild naked pictures of my cat using the toilet. Kitty porn. (Actually I can't, since I don't have any scanned in. But if I did I could.) :|

from whoasap :

i think your cat should be named esperanza. Esperanza seems like it would fit that cat. (I saw the picture)

from stilldunno :

Gretchen is a fabulous name....

from chrissy-love :

finally, your cat! i remember you noted me about wanting one before... best of luck from me and mine (sushi!)

from chiv :

water? well that's so crazy it just might work!

from beotch :

I like to brush. <--Hey it, was true.

from nividian :

Clean teeth rock my rolls.

from toothbrush :

I like to brush.

from fineskylark :

I have a similar problem with my toenails/fingernails as you do (general fear/loathing of long nails) and as a result, my left toenail has been ingrown for nearly a year...I'm glad I'm not the only one, though.

from apathee :

ah yes. the shy type. i shall admit i was a bit forward with the whole proposal. chivey's all jealous now, though, so i shall think that is good and fun(ny)...if you are interested in the zine i could quite possibly send you one. i've found diaryland to be a nice place to find people to send it to....hmmm. -a

from apathee :

brushy brush, (can i even call you that? no.) i can't remember if i told you we should be married. but now it just seems scary. the sea needs me. the sands knead me. did i offer you a copy of me zine yet? -a

from entropicalia :

I can totally relate on the toenail thing, actually, I'm rather obsessive compulsive about it. And I've done many such self surgeries as what you've described (though somewhat more gruesome, involving toenail clippers, tweezers and excessive bleeding). Just be leery, one of mine got severely infected and was very painful for many months. I almost lost the nail. Thankfully the second attempt at antiboitics succeeded...at perfect timing too, since the same thing had just begun to happen to the other toe (you tend not to learn from your OCD mistakes). Anyways, good luck, and don't get freaked out. Just nip it in the butt if it starts to get infected, instead of waiting 3 months until it's a bloated, green and red mess. Love, Bryn, An Infected Toe Expert P.S. Sorry about the possibly overly-vivid description.

from alisinian :

hot as crotch, says the banner flashing over my screen. brilliant. sure catches the eye. but holy hell am i impressed with you. what a layout. i've just been surfing around looking for neat people and so far i've enjoyed every one off of entropicalia's profile. i'm getting tired of just reading about my close friends' lives when i should be spending time with them. thanks for the cool.

from hermitage :

Dude! I paid off my viiiiiisa!

from hardest-itch :

HI. Um what are you doing with the watermelon? Putting vodka in it? What? I never saw that Naked Chef episode. I'm curious? MMmmm....vodka watermelon. Sorry. Anyway. So, what ya gonna do with the watermelon?

from squeeky :

hey just wanted to let you know that I have gone all covert on your ass and taken my diary underground. email me at "[email protected]" for your password

from punkahontas :

hi. i just do what the words tell me to do. xo.

from redblur :

Yeah, well, if you'd just use a wide enough aspect ratio, there wouldn't BE a scrollbar where there shouldn't be one and besides there isn't!! I use 1280 x 1024, and so should you!

from deadish :

yeah... um... yeah, you smell like week-old boiled cabbage! yeah.

from kelsi :

The reason notes suck is that you can't freakin use <b>html</b> anymore.

from angstrom :

sorry...i misunderstood what i read. toodles

from potatofucker :

Indeed Ms. Skypie is coming to visit. I lived in Regina for 5.5 years (I got degree 1 from there) and we will be spending a few days there. Actually I have never heard that there is a great Indian Restaurant in a strip mall. Do you know the name of the place? All I can remember is some place in a mall with good--I can't remember--but I thought it was Japanese. If you know what or where is was that would be a great help. I am very excited about the upcoming visit.

from ladeeleroy :

Nothing worse than a cootchie with a latex hanging out. I'm glad there is someone out there that shares in my experience. Why do they not teach such things in sex ed classes? Who are these boys mothers and why do they not fully explain that the vagina is not a waste bin for condoms ? Ahem. That is all. Thank you for being one of the few (read: only) to admit that such a thing happened to you and your innocent cootchie. My condolences to both of you.

from redblur :

I totally dig the word 'schadenfreude.' I was quite pleased to be able to use it in a diary entry.

from fearoftrains :

hey - if you like the silver jews and such you should check out My Morning Jacket - they are from louisville and are fawking excellent - i recommend 'at dawn' for starters - they have an earlier full-length and a new ep, which are both really good...

from xphilelh :

dude! that's the best movie in the whole world!!! Brandon: Be ready, cause at three o'clock, you get raped!!! heehee...kills me every time. and hey...i know you...i've read a whole lot of your entries....most of them i think...but not all. i mean..i DO have some sort of a life....alright, that's a lie. :) -Lori

from rudey :

Dude, I seriously about shit my pants when I read your diary post translation- that was the best idea ever, hope you don't mind that I borrowed it. Everyone must know how funny their diary is all translated and shit.

from lowanon :

Anybody who likes the Magnetic Fields and Rushmore are okay in my book.

from nolimetanger :

I (well, my notes settings) am honored to have been visited by the mighty toothbrush in print form, who I have long secretly idolized for both her righteous designs and overall cool personality. this effusion for k records rockstarz (who seem to hold some kind of patent on cute, do they not?) only confirms my earlier assumptions.

from entropicalia :

What's frigtening is that you pretty much just described my favourite Viet-Thai resteraunt here in the K-Dub. The only difference would be that you don't often have to sit with strangers. But it has happened to me more than once. I love the little write your own order sheet. I also love the place because even though they can't speak english, they remember me from when I was a little boy and try to tell me that. Jack Fruit shakes are good from what I've heard. Have you tried a Durian shake? It's my favourite...but not for everyone. They always used to come ask me if I was sure that I wanted it. And by ask, I mean they'd point at the code and then questioningly say "Durian? Yes?"

from thebot :

What the HELL was I THINKING? I'm so sorry love, I've reagained my senses and have put the proper description of your righteous self back to the way it was. Phew! Another life saved? I think so. Keep up the good work. Mwah!

from gingerbug :

Dear Toothbrush - although I am grateful that you linked back to my diary from above the random comments feature, it leaves me puzzled that a respectful and nice diarist like you would take code off someone's page without asking. If you would have asked, I would have said 'go ahead!'. The JavaScript for my 'random snippets' was custom-made for me by my boyfriend. Whilst I totally understand that by using it in my diary, it is in a way unprotected, I would still like to be asked for permission before it is used :(

from bkwrds :

ex-fianc�? i'm hurt.

from kelsi :

Colin Firth ... rawrrr.
btw, I see you list Cat Power as one of your favorite musicians. Do you know I saw her exactly two months ago today? I did, and was quite impressed.

from yellokitty :

oh jeepers. i thawt i was all special and stuff. (but wasn't the kiss oh so lovely?)

from entropicalia :

Go Toothbrush! You totally shed that lining.

from deadish :

yum, brainwaves! eat 'em up good.

from entropicalia :

Dude, totally name your spider "Rufus". Not after Wrainright, just because it's cool. Such a fitting name.

from kelsi :

Oooh, thanks for the Wonder Woman link. I have absolutely no memory of this theme song. Midi rocks! (not really)

from jonathan :

Tell me what to do to become a buddy and I will do it. My toothpick is out.

from angstrom :

thanks...im still playing w/ the 360 viewer thingie, so things are still a little fuzzy :)

from tvzero :

triple digits baby. not that this is a competition.

from apathee :

yes, well, you know. (heh) -a

from dominatrix-7 :

I didn't read your diary because I'm...well...really fuckin lazy. However your profile dug up all the thoughts I've had in the past two years and just forgot to add in my own profile. So anyway stay cool.

from apathee :

let's just get married. -a

from echopunk :

we are then kindred in our mini egg love. they should replace m and m's. (or the canadian equivalant, those little pastel things that are actually just prettier colored m&m's...you cant fool us americans..*cough*) anyhow, er, have a perfect day. some lady on the phone at work today told me to have "a blessed day", but frankly, i find that a bit jehovahs witness-ey. but maybe thats just me. ~j

from towelphaser :

nope. i play bass and trumpet, and occasionally pretend to know how to play guitar.

from towelphaser :

i just went back and checked. 10th of february 2002.

from towelphaser :

(deadpan)uh.. you mentioned it in your diary. sorry bout the eerie music and all, don't worry, i'm not a psychopath. maybe not NEAR, but you live in the hammer. i live in west toronto. i knew a girl who plays cello, but she lived in idaho. so you're most definitely near(er).

from towelphaser :

YOU LIVE NEAR ME AND PLAY THE CELLO?!?! why have we not met yet?? CELLORAWK

from echopunk :

ha! because you said that if you were shallow, you would be lookin' at ed norton, you are already nifty in my book. that, and your diary is all sorts of amusing. ~j

from redblur :

Whut th'? I don't see no scrollbar? Where is it? What does it say?

from entropicalia :

Hey, nice to hear things are going well with F. As soul-fucking as they can be, they're brilliant when they go well. Best wishes for happiness and such, your other uncircumcised aquaintance, Bryn.

from frajelhart :

Thank you so much for the note. It made me smile. Of course, I must admit that I have an eating disorder and cannot see this. Thanks for the compliment.

from ammonite :

dude! where have you been, anyway, besides fondling intact genitalia? incidentally, you should probably remove that guestbook entry - andre would kick my ass for disclosing that particular incident publicly. he's all, y'know, shy and stuff. hee!

from redblur :

Hey 'brush -

No WaxM radio show for me?

Oh well.... guess I'll muddle through somehow.

from praiseandrew :

raise the praise?

from grumpystar :

correct grammar i should have said... ha!

from grumpystar :

Hiya Toothbrush... hows it going? I'm doing great! I'm really enjoying drama class... theres a cute boy in it too... Oh! Where was I? Right, in your profile, "how come I wasn't this cool when I was thirteen?" Well, I am fourteen now. :) Okay, I tried to put that the least bitchy I could (Is that right grammar? Eek!)

from addieplum :

i was just reading your interview, and i think it's funny that mary chen's diary was the first one you read, cause it's the first one i read too! me and peth both got into it because of chen. she is so damn cool.

from redblur :

Hi -
Wow - my whole diary? Even the crummy entries? I mean, I know it's not that long yet, but still...... you must have been bored.... I'll try to return the favor as soon as I'm done reading my darling bot's entire diary.......

As for NewCat™'s name - no, I'm not sure about it yet. I was talking with my date about him tonight, and I kept calling him Snake, and it - well - it just isn't QUITE right. So I dunno. Thurston is still in the running, but so is Frankie Teardrop.

Now - as for your design being a bit um - designy - well. Firstly, let me say - it's a true eyelicious treat - very very pleasing to the eye. But - it's kinda hard to tell what's what, sometimes.

My gripes - the icons are hard to read - it takes real work to read them - "new," "older," and especially "guest nook" take real effort to decipher. "nefone," down at the bottom, is also a puzzler. And as for what it says on the toothbrush image - I know the first word is "toothbrush".......

And oh yeah - I just hate custom scrollers.I want my filthy scrollbars where I can see 'em and find 'em real easylike- just to the right of the body and GRAY, ok?

So that's what I mean by "designy" - designed to the point that the purpose is obscured by the prettiness. But I super dig your design for TvZero - it's filthy genius. I'd make the links transparent gifs, though, because the color matches fail depending on the monitor - on my machine, none of them blend cleanly into the background...... oh yeah, and add alt tags.....

Music to get all pedantic and critique toothbrush's site by:
RL Burnside - "Hard Time Killin' Floor" (I Wish I Was In Heaven Sitting Down)

from addieplum :

good thing i read your diary today. it reminded me to go get out the laundry i put in yesterday! woe!

from sooner :

your note made me feel like this: