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from brightopal :
Welcome back! You both look quite regal out on the porch, lying ready to be adored ;)
from hissandtell :
Well, thank doggess you two are back! Sophi, you look like butter wouldn't melt in your pretty little princessy mouth, yet you say you have no maternal instincts? Are you secretly the Duchess of York, then? And you, poor Tucki -- we guess you'll have to scout around the neighbourhood next time you escape, looking for other babies and/or treasures from garbage bins to bring home with you so you can carry them around in your gentlemanly way. (In fact, why not start with the loathsome clown shoes? We'd LOVE to see photos of you four playing together on the living room floor!) Love, Pea-Pea and Jazzybear xxx
from chaosdaily :
tucker, you are so sweet....
from brightopal :
Well dang. How can Sophie not participate? Where's the fun in that? You know the old adage: a friend will console you in jail, but a REAL friend will help you hide the body...
from chaosdaily :
sophia the ungrateful, huh tucker?
from brightopal :
Sophie and Tucker, kindly give your human adoptive mom a lot of loving today. I'm not close enough to hug her, so I have to leave things in your hands... er, paws.
from brightopal :
Now now, Sophie. You are at least taking definitive action to scare off the crow invasion. Be proud.
from chaosdaily :
sophi, just think of how tucker looked with those yellow and green pants of poolas on his head....
from brightopal :
I'm glad to hear you didn't hit the peanut butter again. Just not quite clear on what you DID get into...
from cosmicrayola :
Tuck and Sophie, I really love your humanoid and I think I will be loving you too. I will be keeping an eye out for your posts.
from radiogurl :
Whoops... Sophie, have you learned nothing? You ALWAYS move away from the can when any human approaches. That way Tucker catches the blame, by default!
from radiogurl :
Darlings, you have it EXACTLY right. I'm with you, though - give me the cucumber and dip and cheese, and skip the men running around in the rain.
from hissandtell :
That's probably the saddest part of this whole incident - that dogs tend NOT to think about what happens next. Oh, if only they used their powers for good, instead of evil. Sophi and Tuckie, have some baby wipes ready next time to remove the evidence! Love, R xxx
from radiogurl :
Aha! The peanut butter never falls far from the paws!
from hissandtell :
Have you two bad doggies recovered from The Great Peanut Butter Debacle yet? If so, please ask Aunty Poola to wash your paws (and the bits where your opposable thumbs would be, if you but had opposable thumbs) and sit you down in front of the computer. It's time for an update. Love, R xxx
from hissandtell :
Poor Tucker - having his lobos removed, and all. I hope that if you do go ahead with the operation, you'll at least keep them for him, in a pretty jar. Love, R xxx
from radiogurl :
Whoops... Tucker, you really are too much
from chaosdaily :
yeah, and we were having such a fun chat!
from gardenqueen :
Need puppy pictures!
from becahh :
Go see a great dog tail at my site.
from radiogurl :
Woohooo! Sounds like you had a wonderful Christmas :D
from chaosdaily :
and sophie, you know that shade of orange from the cheese just doesnt go with your fur!
from radiogurl :
Awww - puppiness doesn't go away, though I'll admit that occasionally the pup and the older pup do get on my nerves, particularly some of the less savory moments. Like Q-tips and such.
from radiogurl :
Ah yes. Males of all species think they can get by on charm. Lemme correct that misconception now...
from chaosdaily :
oh tucker you are a charmer! even if you do lick the foil from the cream cheese....
from chaosdaily :
sophie, you have a real talent for messing up beds....
from radiogurl :
Grass vomit is da bomb. Or did somebody say I laid a bomb? Nevermind...
from becahh :
Puke has power! Not long ago my family would have missed church if it were not for me begining to hork. Bec popped right out of bed and got me outside. Then she was able to get the kids up and shower in time for church. What would they do without me?
from chaosdaily :
yes, my pretties... even a surprise for you. i baked it last night...
from radiogurl :
Yeah, imagine that. Why would anybody have a problem with spilled water on the floor? Humans. Humph.
from radiogurl :
Houdini reincarnated as a canine. Who'd-a thunk?
from radiogurl :
Toby here - what IS it with humans that they get upset over a dog's choice of eating materials and where they keep them? Or for that matter, how and when and what we decide to scratch? My humans invariably come unglued at me just because when they throw their mountain of pillows from the bed onto the floor, I take advantage of the wonderful playground. The pillowcases are excellent for scratching and the pillows themselves are perfect for burrowing into. But for some reason my humans find my behavior annoying. Why is that???
from radiogurl :
Now if you SHOULD go to Disneyland, you should probably also try to meet Goofy. Of course he's anthropomorphized but still basically canine. Perhaps you can teach him the joys of barking and of licking one's self. What's that? Oh yeah... Probably not the best example for the kids, so scratch that second one. I mean... Oh, nevermind.
from hissandtell :
A couple of weeks ago I went voluminous vom-voms on Mummy's expensive new antique velvet patchwork throw she'd only just put on the sofa the day before! What made it especially good was that what came up like volcano-lava was the chicken carcass mince I'd had for tea - hey, have you ever smelled that stuff even before it's spent a couple of hours fermenting in a canine's gastrointestinal tract? Phew! It's woeful! Smells like dog spew, only worse! And little tiny bits of ground-up chicken bonies stuck all over the velvet, too! And the quilt weighed, oh, about 400 pounds and mummy and Aunty V couldn't fit it in the washing machine in the dark! And then they went vom-voms themselves trying to struggle with it, especially later when they kept finding little bits of chook flesh on the floor from where they'd dragged the throw outside! And then when they finally let me back in the house they found bits of vom-vom stuck to my paws and then they went vom-voms all over again! Oh, what a memorable night that was! Love, Jazzabella x
from radiogurl :
Whoops... I hope the hurl was just a temporary thing and not a long-term project. Poolagirl might become a wee bit miffed if it becomes a regular hurl-fest.
from radiogurl :
Aha - so Poolagirl's been playing around with another puppy, has she? Shame on her! ;)
from xnavygrrl :
Hey cuties! Dahmu and Little Bear asked me to say hi!
from hissandtell :
Darlings, would either of you be interested in the lead role in my proposed new project tentatively titled "Cujo: The Musical"? Let's do lunch and discuss it further. I'll bring the cod liver oil. Love, R xxx
from justmouse :
flaming pajamas...tee hee!
from dangerspouse :
Casey says to make sure your butts are clean.
from radiogurl :
Will you be performing the poker-playing dogs play or doing a rendition of Dog Day Afternoon?
from radiogurl :
Tucker the adventurous... And unfortunately the dangerous. Be glad the humanoids care enough to provide a barrier between you and trouble!
from radiogurl :
Oh my - no, that sort of adventure is NOT the best idea. I'm glad Tucker re-arrived safely!
from radiogurl :
It sounds like you had QUITE the adventures! Cool sidewalks and huggable strangers and water and scones. That's doggy heaven, if you ask me!
from and-soitis :
This is actually a neat idea. I have a puppy and sometimes I wonder what she's thinking. Like when she falls off the stairs or runs at something and smashes into it, for no real apparent reason. Plus, it's nice to know that my puppy isn't the only one dragging dirty underwear all over the house. :o) You both deserve a bone.
from radiogurl :
Wow - can I play poker too? I want a garter and a hat, but pass on the cigars.
from radiogurl :
I'd love to go camping. And so would my humans, I'm sure of it. There are human-things to do when one goes into the woods, aren't there? Like... Sniffing?
from hissandtell :
Tucker is a closet leatherman? Well, gracious! Hey, I've been addicted to the TV show "Showdog Moms and Dads" (or whatever it's called) and last week they had a fashion parade at some doggy show. The Terrierdactyl - with wings and everything! - was incredibly cute, albeit in a scarily Jurassic kind of way. I can't wait to see what costumes miss poola whips up (down, Tucker!) for you two little cuties. Tell her to get crrracking! Love, R xxx
from radiogurl :
I do not understand humans. They see these cool doggie things and pass them by. How can they ignore us like this?
from hissandtell :
Just wait until miss poola starts dressing you up in little frilly tutus and high heels and forcing you to ride paint ponies side-saddle, Tucker! There's nothing funny about a cross-dressing circus dog - except to us humans in the audience who are highly entertained by such thigh-slapping anthropomorphic high-jinks, of course. (And Sophi would be chuckling quite a lot from her tightrope, too, I should think.) Love, R xxx
from radiogurl :
This is radiogurl typing, since Toby is engaged in his favorite job: sleeping. He's very good at it, too. He's perfected the art of taking up several times his body size on the bed, the sofa, etc.
from hissandtell :
Sophi and Tucker, dolls, we hate to say this - but those rats are twice the size of you! And the local dingoes are twice the size of the rats! WE are scared of them! (Mind you, we are also scared of ladders that fall over in the middle of the night when we run into them at 100 kms an hour, a big piece of cardboard flapping against the front fence in the wind and a rolled-up map in a cardboard tube propped up against the front door that looks really, really menacing.) See how fraught with danger life in the bush can be? Can we get under poolagirl's covers with you, please? We'll bring our wet carrot! Love, Peaches and Jazz xxx
from radiogurl :
Hehehe... Well, discretion is the better part of valor. And did the coyotes REALLY eat another dog?
from hissandtell :
Actually, what I was going to tell you was that the puppies had a bath in new Peach-scented doggy shampoo yesterday and smelled plump and ripe and firm and fuzzy and good enough to eat. Then they went outside and rolled in their own version of Stink Pretty - i.e. duck poo - and all was right with the world again x
from hissandtell :
Ha - I just this minute left a note at yarnsmith's about the perils of chilly-pups squashing my limbs all night by taking up aaall the bed and cutting off aaall the blood supply to my entire lower body! And then I read the explanation by you two rapscallions (sp?) about how it's all a big joke! Well, it won't be a joke when you're locked outside all winter tied up under a gum tree and fed bread and water, will it? Who'll be laughing then? Love, R xxx
from radiogurl :
This is Toby. I threw up on the sofa today so my new female human had to pull the cover off of the cushion and wash it, while I am now stretched out on the fuzzy blanket she once said I'd never get. Share the wealth, indeed.
from yarnsmith :
I have a question for your two. Please see my diary..scroll down a bit past the MIL update. It is one of the great mysteries of life and I need to know the answer.
from f-i-n :
My cat sleeps on my legs too. Am I allowed to talk about cats here?
from dangerspouse :
Sure. Blame the dogs for the silent farts. We all know better.
from radiogurl :
Heh - yeah, and you know we dogs can take up far, far more space than should be possible by the laws of physics. After all, dogs aren't educated on the law, so why should we be expected to abide by it?
from xnavygrrl :
our dog likes Flaming Hot cheetos too! Little Bear says Hi!
from radiogurl :
*Snort* And to think I nearly missed this! Unfortunately my new lady owner doesn't have those around any more, so I'm consigned to actual doggie snacks and to using the big bed for a trampoline and scratching mat. My humanoids get rather upset when I do so in the middle of the night, though, can you imagine?
from becahh :
Oooo. We like a little tampie too. The are kind of like Greenies. The gotta clean something huh? Hey check us out. We are famous. We were on TV. http://wwmt.com/pets.shtml Mac & Atticus
from xnavygrrl :
You guys are too cute. By the way, my pomeranian, Little Bear, says "Hello".
from chaosdaily :
oooo lunch!
from radiogurl :
Happy New Year to you, too. And many great bones and table scraps to come!
from becahh :
Hey! Great job. So happy that you were able to take a cue from my work. McGwire was busted the other night. Al woke oup to find Mac had turned the tv on and was watching it when he was supposed to be sleeping. I told him to set the timer. Sheesh. ~Atticus
from crazy4muffin :
I think my dogs are ahead in the grabbing crap off the table and attempting to dine category. The craziest thing I have found in Peanuts kennel- a tub of Ben and Jerry's- WITH the spoon. Go figure.
from radiogurl :
Ah well - Miko, Mushu, Angel and Buster (my sister's dogs) and Stormy, Spazz and Click-Click (her cats) helped open gifts, too. So what if it was a little sooner than the humans planned to open them? Dogs and cats can't tell time, after all.
from radiogurl :
Bwahahaha! Well it sounds like if you're not exactly being good by human standards, at least you're having a good time!
from becahh :
Being good is soooo over rated! Today Bec was gone for a long time. Atticus was in the peniteniary. I was bored so I bust out a deck of cards and the poker chips. Poker is over rated as well.
from radiogurl :
Well... You know, the whole "being good" thing is harder than it looks. Humanoids certainly can't do it.
from dangerspouse :
Did you really use shampoo instead of laundry detergent?? Jeez, I'm a MAN and I know that's a bad idea. Well, at least your socks don't have split ends now....
from dangerspouse :
Stupid mutt. Hot water on dry food ROCKS. It's like dog cereal (except for that top-o-the-mouth ripping Cap'n Crunch. That stuff is just wrong). Oh - thanks for your note! Like, "woof" 'n shit.
from radiogurl :
Ack - thwomping washing machines are not normally a good thing. I hope nothing broke.
from radiogurl :
Man... I'm glad when my dog comes to live with me (sometime in the near very near future, I believe) I won't have any of those cigars and surfboards for him to pilfer. And he's smaller than either of you, so he won't have quite as easy access to things like that, anyway. I hope.
from radiogurl :
Bwahahaha... Sophie got busted, did she? Well, at least a pizza box is worth it, though it's worth significantly more if there's still pizza inside.
from radiogurl :
Awww, but I liked you both. It was just a little easier for Sophie to jump into my lap is all. ;)
from radiogurl :
No worries - I will be bringing along something for you two, and will hopefully convince you to pee only on NICIM's bed ;)
from hissandtell :
Some neighbours came over today that we hadn't met before, and they patted us, and Jazzy got so excited she peed on them! I hope radiogurl wears a raincoat if she ever visits us! Jazzabella like watersports! Love, Peaches (The One Who Doesn't Wee on People Very Much). xxx
from radiogurl :
You ARE keeping some of that Frito pie for when I arrive, right? Right???
from radiogurl :
I'll keep that Christmas list in mind, but I have to tell you, I have two canines at work who will be expecting their own gifts for Christmas. And since I have to work with them every day (and they already demand treats daily) I suspect they won't take kindly to my buying gifts for you two in California
from radiogurl :
Bwahahahaha... ;)
from radiogurl :
Bum looks adorable - but then again, so do you two, if your pictures are any indication. I'm looking forward to meeting you in a few more weeks. Maybe I'll bring along a raincoat for the first night, though, just in case...
from teacherlady2 :
Oh yeah, Cami wanted me to tell you goodbye for her. She is going to puppy college tomorrow night and she isn't sure she'll have internet access. She loves you two and will be thinking of you whenever she gets away with a bit of mischief.
from teacherlady2 :
We ended up with an asshole king for president because the world isn't run by dogs. See, here's my theory, if people sniffed butts to decide the character of a person, then we wouldn't have all these issues directly related to poor leadership. If everyone who voted for the current president had taken time to sniff his butt, then they would have realized that they couldn't because his head is too far up his ass.
from radiogurl :
Whoops. Well, at least chaosdaily has pets, so is somewhat used to the occasional... incident, lol. I would imagine you tried to make it up to her with face kisses - particularly effective if your victim... er, person... isn't expecting them. ;)
from radiogurl :
Heee - well you know that when the other humanoids are there next week it will be a bit crowded. And one of them has a bandage on her leg. I hereby assign Tucker to be her watch dog, to watch and be sure that no other humanoids bump into her sore leg. Can you do that, Tucker? Tucker...? No, Tucker, not bump INTO her leg, keep OTHER people from bumping into her leg.
from radiogurl :
Bwahaha - east coast radio announcer, huh? I can't imagine who that would be. I just let out a big whoosh of relief that you didn't say an ARIZONA radio announcer *g*
from radiogurl :
Well of COURSE you'd be wonderful in the roles. But then you'd also show up the humans in verisimilitude. You know, you'd make 'em look bad just because y'all are so good. So your human is trying to protect all those fragile actor egos.
from yarnsmith :
Awe...how could anyone possibly leave you two cuties home with a sitter
from radiogurl :
Awww I'm glad your humanoids are back and that everyone behaved in their absence. Hopefully said humanoids brought you back some doggy treats!
from f-i-n :
i'd dog-sit for you!
from radiogurl :
Meh, y'all will just have time to think up new mischief, lol. I trust you'll find new things to open/unlock/get into by the time your human returns. ;)
from radiogurl :
Hey - you two must be spying on me because those are the things *I've* done all summer, too!
from radiogurl :
Those are good questions. I have wondered about blue raspberries myself from time to time!
from becahh :
Tucker, Feel better soon. McGwire
from radiogurl :
Aww I'm sorry to hear you're not feeling so well, Tucker. I'm sure your human is taking good care of you and in no time you'll be stealing peanut butter once again!
from teacherlady2 :
Take it easy, Tucker, and feel better soon!
from radiogurl :
Well here's hoping that in between leaping and walking on hind legs, you both stay healthy. Not sure peanut butter is the best for that...
from acaldwell :
oh dont you dare!!! im telling!!!
from radiogurl :
Hey, Tucker just lost 6lb. And you're talking brownies???
from radiogurl :
Well darn... I thought the head-petting was kind of overkill sometimes but Ranger (our station mascot, dunno his breed) won't be happy until you're petting him. He comes up and sticks his nose in my lap and keeps nudging me while I'm at the computer, until I pet him!
from acaldwell :
how did tucker lose 6 pounds?? weight watchers for doggies??
from radiogurl :
Why on earth did Tucker lose 6 pounds? That's an alarming amount of loss for a canine...
from radiogurl :
Good grief - how DO y'all do it??? I got out of the shower and had to put ear drops in, thought I'd read here how you were bored because you hadn't gotten into anything else, hadn't escaped the yard... and lo and behold, you've uncovered yet another new and exciting material to excavate and consume!
from radiogurl :
I still owe you a recipe for brownies... In the meantime, lay off the peanut butter. It'll stick yer innards together.
from radiogurl :
Mercy... Now hot chocolate mix? Tucker, if you can manage all of that without thumbs, perhaps I should hire you to do some of MY work!
from hissandtell :
Ceramic squirrels that hang on lampshades, hey? Why, this sounds just like my kind of decor! Where might one procure a dozen or so of these meritorious artistic works? Love, R xxx
from acaldwell :
or that fish clock you see in trailer homes!!! hehehee
from radiogurl :
Oh my... Peanut butter? However did you get the jar open???
from radiogurl :
My dears, it's not how often you escape or how far you run. It's how adept you are at hiding it. Never let the humans see you outside the gates they erect. They'll just build a better gate!
from purplecigar :
C'mon! You guys are smarter than this! Give mom the old sad puppy dog eyes and when she feels all guilty and lets you out to hug you up, RUN!
from radiogurl :
Dogs don't have boogers?
from hissandtell :
I thought we did get boogers, but that we gobbled them up as they were forming. That's one of the good things about having a tongue that can easily reach inside your nose (there are lots of other good things about that, too). Yesterday I got spatteried and drippied with blood and guts from the feral pig carcasses when the pig shooters were here - I had such a wonderful time frolicking and snuffling among the hanging porkers, that I felt like the butcher's dog! I ended up looking like an extra on "Texas Chainsaw Massacre", of course. Now, that little adventure wasn't exactly planned and calculated (and I hadn't factored in the soapy bathie the humans insisted on giving me immediately, dammit) but it sure was fun while it lasted. Stink pretty, puppities! Love, Patchouli the Dog Familiar xxx
from teacherlady2 :
Dogs don't have boogers because their snot has to be much runnier than people's. See, people can sweat and stink up the place to keep themselves cool. Dogs, on the other paw, only have sweat glands between their paw pads. That means that they depend on the dripping drool and slippery snot to keep their internal temperature perfect. So the reason you don't have boogers is because of your potential to be hot dogs. I made a pun. Neener :o)
from hissandtell :
Weird? What kind of person doesn't like horizontal purple stripes? Honestly, the world's gone mad. Love, R xxx
from acaldwell :
hey! i LIKE ya purple template!!! its snazzy! enny 1 hoo sez udderwise, gets a bite in the chops!!!
from radiogurl :
Mind if I'm a wee bit jealous of your dogs' lives?
from radiogurl :
Awww, it's so sweet to see sibling bonding. Even if it does occur by way of a spilled tube of super glue, lol. Glad to hear that you've forgiven Poolagirl for her ommission in not getting you anything!
from radiogurl :
Well hopefully you're dutifully managing your temporary human while Poolagirl's home. After all, not all humans get to experience the glory that is Tucker and Sophia every day!
from acaldwell :
now who is looking after you while poolagirl is down on the farm??
from radiogurl :
Hehehe - I'm glad to hear that your humans appreciate you now. A thank you note would be in order - if you had thumbs, of course.
from hissandtell :
Poor Tucker - he sounds a bit like Davy Crockett (wasn't he kilt in a bar when he was only three?) Mummy also tells me that Davy had fleas, which I'm sure we Doggies of the Wild Frontier can all relate to at one time or another. On the other hand, if Tucker looks anything like Fess Parker (and has a coonskin cap!) I can forgive him most things. Love, Patchouli the Dog Familiar xxx
from radiogurl :
Meiko, Moushu, Angel, Dustbuster, Stormy and Spazz here writing on Radiogurl's behalf. (Hey, she's in OUR domain now. We rule, dammit, and we are taking over!) Cool it, you two. Don't let on to your humans that you've got them figured out. Don't you know that half of our ammunition is the ability to look cute and the other half is our superior mentality? We can play dumb and it gets them every time. Sheesh - amateurs. You nearly blew it for all of us!
from iambucket :
Ipo Princess writing here: Hey Sophie! Rrruff! Love it when you get tuff with Tucker...show him who's queen! And Tucker- I had a good sniff the otherday too! A great muddy spot in the back yard, and I had to rub the side of face in it, and my back and side. Oh it was so sweet smelling! I laid and rubbed and wriggled for 'bout 10 minutes. Mums didn't like it tho...I came in lookin like a walking mudpie---did I mention I have all white fur?? Hee hee- WOOF!
from acaldwell :
sophi!!! behave!! violence never solved nuffin! just ask bush!! hahaha!!!
from radiogurl :
LOL! If this country really is going to the dogs... methinks there's hope for us, yet. ;)
from hissandtell :
Ha. You wild and crazy critters. Now I can't get one of mummy's favourite jokes out of my head: Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac? He lay awake all night wondering if there really is a dog. Love, Patchouli xxx
from acaldwell :
Aihpos and Rekcut? i dont get it..... o well!
from radiogurl :
Your names spelled backward are Aihpos and Rekcut - but I do believe that all of God's creatures understand mourning. I'm glad that you're there to comfort poolagirl at this time. *Hugs*
from iambucket :
Yes indeed Sophie dear and Tucker dude.....I've heard my mama say this to people quite a few times!! She usually just says something like 'Hey! Given your obvious lack of basic intelligence, I'm taking a risk here by assuming you even know HOW to spell Dog. And once you DO figure it out- go to the next level and spell it backwards, and don't forget the important significance that relays to you.' Ya know?? I think she told me it was poolagirl who told HER that "many moons ago"!! She tells me all the time that I'm her princessa and the most important being in her life, and in part I think it is 'cuz the backspelling....whatcha think? Oh, oh, gotta trot- just heard the front door open! bark and romp w/ya both later K? Ipo
from radiogurl :
Nice disguise. Not convincing but nice, lol.
from acaldwell :
dog disguises! hehehee!! needs glasses and a moustashe!!
from purplecigar :
Tucker, I hate to burst your "I'm a badass bubble" but, sweetie? You are just too adorable! Who could be scared of you? Even when you bare your teethies? So, so cute!
from radiogurl :
I still owe you a recipe, I haven't forgotten. I just get interrupted every time I start to write it down!!!
from radiogurl :
Ah me, the two of you. Hopefully you realize that in trying not to be cute, you're playing right into poolagirl's hand. More power to you, lol.
from acaldwell :
you guys got slighted cause poolagirl dont want you to get worms! human sweets are no good for doggie tummies! however, wino stew is! its easy to make too! 1 package of stew meat 1 can of carrots and corn, and peas 1 can of sliced potatoes in the crock pot, fill 1/4 the way with water and add stew meat, slow cook a while, 3 hrs at best; then add the veggies and potatoes, and slow cook some more, maybe another hour. read my diary while you wait! then its all done!! season to taste and start grubbing!!!
from radiogurl :
I told my sister about the two of you - she has four dogs and four cats - so it's rather crowded at her house. She found it intriguing that the two of you keep a diary, and was wondering how you mastered typing without thumbs.
from hissandtell :
Ooohhh! A cookbook! Sorry I haven't read your diary for a few days; I've been very busy barking at cows and chasing kangaroos, and filling up my kennel with crap like flat dried-out mousies and old bird-wings. I promise to send you my favourite recipes, though - will you put my baby photo in your book, too? (I'm VERRRRRRY cute!) Love, Patchouli the Wonder Chef xxx
from radiogurl :
Which email should I send the recipe to?
from radiogurl :
Your recipe suggestion was the inspiration for my most recent entry. Go take a peek; I hope you appreciate what a lovely gift you gave me.
from acaldwell :
well i hope ya name the cookbook doggie stew fer two! after all it rhymes!!
from radiogurl :
It sounds good to me - I am a pretty good cook, myself. I don't do gourmet but I have a knack for using common ingredients with a twist. ;) You want something like that?
from radiogurl :
Awww - I'd LOVE to see a doggy cook book. Though methinks Poolagirl might be a weeee bit upset if you decided to inter her shoes. I suggest if you bury them, you make sure to bury them in complete pairs, at least. Burying one of each kind will earn you things you don't even want to know about.
from acaldwell :
doggie stew for two! now theres a name for ya cookbook!!!
from radiogurl :
Aww, but surely poolagirl recognizes how you valiantly defended her territory, letting the vaunted STCD know who was boss within your fence and walls! It would never do to yield to such a vain and annoying creature, after all.
from ilmomof3 :
It was me and the pooches! We were entralled -- we laughed, we cried, we drooled on the carpet -- well, some of us did. ;-)
from hissandtell :
When I had a dog staying with me (the humans were minding a big fat black Labrador named Tom), he and I used to fight over ALL the food, ALL the time. We'd even argue about who'd eat the grungy slice of beetroot or daggy leaf of lettuce from leftover salad! (Normally I would not even deign to spit on beetroot, even if it were on fire in my kennel.) But the worst thing was that I like to have a bowl of dry dog-boney bisuits on the go for whenever I want to take a delicate little girly nibble from it, but that BIG FAT TOM used to just wolf down his share and then wolf down mine. I hated him, so one day I locked him in the washhouse when the humans were away and pretended I was the only dog! What fun I had. But when they set him free, he went and ate my dinner. Grrrrr to greedy boy-dogs everywhere. Love, Patchouli xxx
from dangerspouse :
Don't be too hard on poor Tuck. He's just trying to help Sophie maintain her girlish figure by enforcing Portion Control. Because nobody wants to be seen walking with a fat bitch. Good boy!
from radiogurl :
Cute doggie clock! I'm thinking Tucker has the right idea. *I* want to recline while eating, sitting with a remote in my hand, LOL!
from acaldwell :
oooo!! i want a clock!! do they make one for cats too??
from justmouse :
sitka has always laid down to eat. why stand when you can recline??
from radiogurl :
All right, now I need to know where I can get the TuckandSophie action figures. You've convinced me ;)
from radiogurl :
Heee! I can picture it now! The goggles! The tights! The magnificent rescues! The exclamation point overload!!!!
from becahh :
McGwire here! I am happy that you liked my picture. My mom is always telling me it is a good that I am pretty. What does she mean by that? Is she insulting my intelligence? Look the firsbee was sparkly. Sparkly = Yum. That white stuff in my yard is SNOW. I don't know why the tall people don't like it. Me and my boy have a great time playing and romping around in it. And I can do a magic trick. Right before your eyes, I can change it to yellow! ARrroooo.
from acaldwell :
how about ketchup and mustard tights? with a lil onion on the side? hehheheee!!!
from purplecigar :
Oh, Tucker NO! Mustard tights look good on no dog, sir. No dog!
from radiogurl :
LOL! I'll have to remember that one ;)
from acaldwell :
love the new template!!! yay!
from purplecigar :
Aw, Soph needs to get off Tucker's back. Of course, if Tuck still had all his man parts I guess he'd be on Soph's back, wouldn't he?
from radiogurl :
Very neat template. Purple is one of my favorite colors, so I for one vote for you to keep it up to admire. :)
from purplecigar :
Heeeeeey! Why didn't I know about this here diary? I'm quickly adding it to my favorites because animals who like to lick things and then kiss us humans? My very favorite kind. Oh yeah, the template is super cool. I sure wish I knew about html...
from hissandtell :
Oooh, purple. What a lovely new template! We LOVE purple. Purple is the colour a kangaroo leg goes when it's been buried in the vegetable garden for a few weeks in summer. Have fun in the sunshine, kittens! Love, Patchouli xxx
from radiogurl :
Woooohooooo!!! Sunshine!!! *hugs* I hope you can go out and play soon!
from radiogurl :
Okay, I didn't LITERALLY mean pooh on being thumbless, Sophie, lol. Hopefully tonight you'll be un-banished.
from radiogurl :
Awww - well pooh on being thumbless. And summer is coming, unfortunately. No doubt it will be rainy then, too, just not so cold!
from radiogurl :
Oh my... Does this mean we get to hear more of your adventures tomorrow?? I can hardly wait!
from radiogurl :
Oops! Escapades in the street? While normally I love doggy deeds, in this case you could have been hurt or killed. I'm glad that Poolagirl found you before something bad happened.
from radiogurl :
Well well well! A new version of Peter Pan, and maybe with an actual canine role? How marvelous! Only... Who would play Nan?
from teacherlady :
Hi Tuck and Sophi. Cami and I read your note this morning and she wanted me to tell you she says "hi!" Actually, she's a golden, so it's more like "!!!!HI!!!!" We're enjoying reading your diary. Now Cami wants to know when we can go to the dogpark.
from radiogurl :
Snuggle up extra close to Poolagirl. Time for you to be noble creatures. There's always next week for licking your privates and then giving her a kiss directly on the mouth.
from radiogurl :
Aha, I found you again! I lost the link to your diary when DL went down a few days back and was horribly dismayed until I thought to check Poolagirl's profile. Humanoids ARE good for a few things, after all ;)
from radiogurl :
There was peroxide in the mix too? So are you a blond dog now, Tucker???
from radiogurl :
Does that trick work to convince over-18 children that the house is too icky for them to stay a moment longer? Because if it does, I'm buyin' a teddy bear tomorrow.
from justmouse :
i believe i found you through Hissandtell's page. and don't worry about being so excited you pee....it wouldn't be the first time some of my furry friends have "christened" my floors! hehehe. it's only pee, it washes up ;)
from radiogurl :
You're indeed exceptional when you put that .gif in your free diary. And human dreams can be complicated. You never make fun of them, you just watch for the right moment to stick a cold nose in a sensitive place, then jump out of the way fast to watch a very freaked-out dance. Trust me, it works. ;)
from radiogurl :
I didn't see a start button... but I'm delighted to hear that you're making progress! :D
from radiogurl :
I'm more than delighted to add you as favorites. It sounds like you have many important things to say!
from treesssa :
Dear Tucker and Sophia My name is Whiskey and my sister's name is Fanny. We like to run around when it is wet outside but we don't like the rain.As soon as it starts raining we stand by the door and make treesssa feel sorry for us.It was pretty hilarious one time when my sister brought a decayed racoon arm to our mom(treesssa). Fanny doesn't do those things anymore because mom ended up screaming, throwing the arm in the garbage and brushing Fanny's teeth with some baking soda toothpaste.ICK! I prefer poo flavored toothpaste myself.mmmm yummy!Needless to say, I don't bring dead animals to mom. I just thought I would drop you a note to tell you how much I enjoy your diary.Maybe one day, I will start my own.I have to go raid the litter box now.Bye!
from radiogurl :
Aha - now I know where to come to get the REAL dirt about Poolagirl!
from sassyfras :
Dear Sophi - My name is Diesel and I belong to Sassyfras. I, too, am a rat terrier and I believe you are the dog of my dreams. Dear Tucker, I admire you for your excellent culinary choices, such as peanut butter, toilet paper and Wheaties boxes. Take care, Diesel
from hissandtell :
Oh, Tucker, you're my hero! When I eat peanut butter it gets all stuck to the roof of my mouth and I make funny faces and everyone laughs at me. (Know what I just did ten minutes ago? Huh? I just stole four eggs from the ducks' nest in the front garden while the ducks were outside having a swim. I ate one of the eggs, but the humans caught me with the others and roused on me. SO RUDE! They're lucky I don't eat the whole nest, ducks and all, I say!) And Sophie, here's a story about another dog who juuust loves toilet paper: http://gnomad.diaryland.com/junkie.html - love, Patchouli xxx
from hissandtell :
Sophie, snookums: You're right. We dogs are GREAT diggers. Every plumber should have at least one of us to assist in soil removal and replacement. Like the suffragettes of old, we must mobilise and demand the right to pursue meaningful employment utilising our feet, our snouts and our minds. (Well, I suspect the suffragettes didn't exactly demand those particular rights, but you take my point.) So, please, wake me up when it's all organised and the banners are made, okay? I'll be the one having a nap in the airconditioning. Tucker, tiger: Surely Auntie Poola will buy you a hammock for Christmas? And a Hawaiian shirt? And a six-pack of beer? And a copy of "Carnal Canine Cuties" magazine? Love, Patchouli xxx
from hissandtell :
Dear Tucker, I can never remember what I dream about, even though I twitch and grrr and yip and breathe funny when I'm sound asleep and mummy and daddy laugh at me a lot. Now, though, I know that I'm probably dreaming about having opposable thumbs so I can tear open popcorn bags, hold my chew toys, work the refrigerator door and programme the DVD player to tape "Inspector Rex". Love, Patchouli xxx
from hissandtell :
You shat like geese over the back yard after your turkey feast last year? Well, you're darned lucky Auntie Poola didn't put you both in a big cardboard box then, aren't you? Grrr, woof!
from hissandtell :
Well, of course you're welcome to visit. Mi perrera es su perrera! (And I'll even organise a roo leg or two for us to share.) Grrrr, woof and big slurpy cow-poo lickies from Patchouli the Wonder Dog Familiar! xxx
from hissandtell :
Mush!
from her-story :
I wanted to be the first to visit! (Hi from my dog, Charity)

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