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kittiefan17 : |
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me want to join as well!!hehe...
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dinosaurorgy : |
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Yay, thanks!
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dinosaurorgy : |
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I am truely the definition of an 'unfukd person'.. can I join?
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asthmaust : |
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Thanks -- I don't mind the wait at all!
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asthmaust : |
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I would like to join.
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cdnfoxychick : |
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Care to add me to the list as well? I'm done with my other diary. So, you know, I got all creative with this username.
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clipchick : |
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Hey there...I'm sorry to say that I need to be removed from the list. Not necessarily because I'm getting any, but because I've got nosy family members, and my Hubby just caught wind of my diary...So, to prevent my cherry from growing back, please take my name off the list of unlucky ones. I'll still keep this as a favorite!
Thank you :D
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final137 : |
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Most classless diary I've seen all night.
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dandydandy : |
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I have some major unfukd angst I need to get out--if I could?
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smashthegas : |
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I wanna join in the fun too! Pwease!!!! I just know that something I did tonight is gonna leave me unfukd forever :( *hug* smashxxx
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candoor : |
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I sent an email a little while back with a wiwkpedia link for euphemisms and in a recent diary entry (which are quite out of chronological order this month), I came out of the closet of denial about being unfukd... even write a little writing ditty about it, sadly... what's next?... oh no, some little blue voice said I'll be admitting I have no life...
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annanotbob : |
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I'm gonna write something soon, honest, but it keeps making me too depressed to be witty and who needs that. And I'm doing nano, which has to come first. Feels good being in a gang of the unfukd though, rather than just a loner...
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her-story : |
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What if I don't like sex? Does that count?
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goingloopy : |
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Playing a little five-on-one. I think that's the only one no one said. That, and sex with someone you love.
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bootpainter : |
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Warcry, twice a month is about what I'm about just now. On average.
Card reads "could do better."
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bootpainter : |
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Yay! I may not write a diary entry, but I can at least leave a euphanism for you. My favourite one is the Kit-Kat shuffle. No idea why. It just seems a-propos.Smooches, from bootpainter,aka fifi
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Voting Republican. Flicking the Tic Tac. Driving Miss Daisy. Toggling my Switch. Fluffing the Kitty. Touring Tasmania. Airing the orchid. Two fingers...No waiting.
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gothique : |
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How about two toddlers and no privacy, AKA; I probably could if not for the screaming and breaking noises in the next room.
Please add me. My neighbor threatened to call the cops if he catches me riding his fence again.
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jimmysworld : |
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So is an ugly girl diary?
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smedindy : |
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I guess that means ADD ME!
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smedindy : |
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Well, due to circumstances beyond our control, I may have a tidbit or two to share...
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kiosh : |
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My contributions after some research (male and female): 5 digit disco, Five knuckle shuffle, Hand to gland combat, Beating around the bush, Double-clicking the mouse, Playing the invisible banjo.
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kiosh : |
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Hey, this is a great idea and blog! I like it very much.
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ramblin-bill : |
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Here are some of my favorites... menage a moi, spending some quality time with yourself, practicing for the Big Game, giving the seamen shore leave, and going white-water wristing
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freefall74 : |
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*Butterin' the Muffin*
And if anyone has Jan. 1, 2004 beat, my hat's off to you. No it's not, i fell sorry for you.
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gumphood : |
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Giving Tina her Ham. Slurping the overflow. Slicing the delimeat. Checking the Box Score.
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smedindy : |
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As a public service:
http://www.worldwidewank.com/synonyms.html
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nicim : |
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I mean, how can you decide?
Female:
Getting some peaches and cream
Watering the flower
Flicking the bean
Double click your own mouse
Doin’ the dickless dildo dance
Tiptoe through the twolips
Teasing Miss Kitty
Looking for Waldo & his dog (gee, spot, there you are!)
Male:
Adjusting the antenna
Arm-wrestling the purple-headed stormtrooper
Charming the one-eyed trouser snake
Make like Hans Solo and stroke your wookie
Lighting the lava lamp
Making the piggy squeal
Doin’ the Million sperm march
Rockin' the rooster
Taking your turn at the self-serve pump
The five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger. (ok – that one’s a joke)
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warcrygirl : |
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If I'm only getting sex like, twice a month (all MY FAULT, of course) can I join? Or is it totally, 100% no sex? As for your little contest, the first thing that came (haha, get it?) to mind was choking the man in the boat. Yeah, okay, so that was lame...
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sunshine0221 : |
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Fuck me too? I am so incredibly qualified that I want to cry.
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freefall74 : |
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Fuck me, I guess i'm asking to join.
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fluttrbykiss : |
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Ohhhh... Can I join in the halarity too??? please??? Pretty please??
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annanotbob : |
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And me - I can't even work out how long it's been, but we're talking YEARS here!
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ramblin-bill : |
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I only want to be on the list if I get added to the buddy list too.
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workcrush : |
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Ooh, me me please! I am now in the longest dry spell of my life. Ugh.
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d1mndn3r0ugh : |
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Me, Me, ME!!!!! (Please?)
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wilberteets : |
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Would you like to hear the pathetic misery that is my total lack of a sex life these days?
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geeked-out : |
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HOw about it? Can I join?
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ticktrix : |
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I qualify so I guess I need to be added.
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pissymystic : |
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Me, please? And yes, I'm serious.
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clipchick : |
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Thanks for adding me!
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cdnfoxygirl : |
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I'd totally love to get in on this. People in real life are so sick of me constantly complaining that I don't have sex, I may as well annoy the cyber world as well.
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danjerus : |
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OK, I finally got this to work .... ADD ME!
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porchlife : |
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For now, I can be a member, but judging by this morning, I won't last the weekend. w00t!
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gumphood : |
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I assume that I can't join.
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spinster : |
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i would very much like to add an entry to unfukd, but i must be missing something as i can't see any guest post thingy! <help>
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haloaskew : |
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The BIG HUGE BOLD entry before my other entry! Did you miss it? It was GIGANTIC. You are just trying to make me squibble around in my pants, aren't you?
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nicim : |
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oh please - can i join? pretty please with whipped cream on top?
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chefmom30 : |
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Can I join too? Dh just had back surgery so hopefully I won't be here long, but its been a looooong time.....
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bassclargrrl : |
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Add me to the allowed group? My boyfriend lives in Brazil and I get NO LOVIN' til I go visit him. And it sucks.
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haloaskew : |
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How does an unfukd one (hypothetically speaking), add an entry? Pray tell. My downstairs neighbor wants to know.
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