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i just checked my dland buddylist and nearly fell out of my chair when i saw your name in red. we need to discuss the season finale of My Super Sweet 16, by the way. that shit was bananas - B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

from redd :

call me

from redd :

woo-pow. ka-blam.

from redd :

"i will miss the hell out of her." oh yeah? i will miss the hell out of you.

from passthemic :

my god, you have found yourself an AUSSIE BOY.

from bargle :

It truly is a shame when vacuum cleaners are just too hot to keep around for a long time. I hope yours loses some of it's hotness, just SOME, so that you can keep it. xox. -Naomi

from mojo1915 :

Hello. Have an awesome day! :D

from indie-snob :

hello there. i added a review for a Yo La Tengo show i saw the other night and thought you may be interested. i have a bunch of other reviews here, too. check it out, if you please. thanks!

from bargle :

I haven't read your journal in so long...but the newest entry made me smile a lot lot lot. I'm jealous of your vacuum cleaner. Damn it's sexy. xoxo.

from pinkmonster :

i remember that alien craze. that "P"'d me "O".

from undyingsong :

I totally agree with the misspelled words thing. My most loathed is the news ticker at the bottom of the screen on CNN and Fox News. You'd think that since it is national TV and all that they'd at least run spell check on it or something!

from antiposer :

Get copyrighted today!

from pinkmonster :

lol. i do. for realz. for serious!

from pinkmonster :

oh, i saw mrs. m the other day in hot topic, buying some naughty underwear, and she told me she was a

from passthemic :

oh my god, you invaded my old theatre. *shakes fist*

from passthemic :

fogle is MINE, bitch!

from imsensitive :

EWWW. what moron does NOT like dr. pepper??? tell me and i'll raise bloody hell. *scowls*

from passthemic :

<3 PAT SAJAK <3

from pinkmonster :

<3 Chris Pyscho <3

from ontheoutside :

happy belated birthday! :)

from kimyadawson :

happy birthday. don't even get me started on the idol. oh snap! i will be writing lots about that as soon as i catch my breath! woooooweeee!

from imsensitive :

one time i saw a pigeon flying away with a slice of bread around its neck (the middle of the bread was cut out. just the crust remained). it was the BEST.

from mindlesspop :

oh my god - saw Donnie Darko last night. aaaaammmmaaazzzzzing. "sometimes i seriously question your committment to Sparkle Motion." absolutely brilliant.

from kimyadawson :

your party looks fun! i wish i was sponsored by martinellis (and dr scholls). happy new year. xo

from inyourletter :

Foo Fighters? Ben Folds? Weezer? Pavement? Beck? Cat Stevens? You are a new person I can add to my cool people I'd like to act like I've met before list. Thanks!! {:]-1-<

from imsensitive :

whoaaaaaa. we played trivial pursuit in my house TOO. we do it everytime the "family" is together under one roof. craZiness i tell you. craZiness

from ontheoutside :

lol. kirsten dunst sucks ass just for those reasons. but, i'm still a fan for those same reasons too...heh. :) happy holidays!

from passthemic :

syke, i don't think so! talk to tha hand, courtney. erasable highlighters are NOT tha bomb diggety!

from imsensitive :

"Eraseable highlighter? Who the heck would have thought?" <--- I THOUGHT OF IT.***. so... so there. *** = i didn't really think of it, but i wish i did since an eraseable highlighter is probably the coolest invention in the whole wide world that i've ever heard of.. well, as far as school supplies go... i <3 school supplies SO much.

from imsensitive :

you said you hate "People who drink the milk in their cereal bowl after eating the cereal." <--- oh my god. karen.. there's something i have to tell you... i'm one of those people. *sobs uncontrollably* PLEASE DON'T HATE ME. I SWEAR I'M NOT LIKE THEM!

from passthemic :

my elbow can beat up your elbow.

from pinkmonster :

target YO ASS

from pinkmonster :

target

from forsakenmind :

I was wandering about, and started reading your journal. Just as I was about to leave, I took notice of your page name, and almost wet myself. I can't tell you how many times I've been forced to say "it's funny cuz it's true" and to know I"m not alone, yea. :) Have fun, you know, in life..

from hlynn :

karen. ! how are u? i realized i hadent gone thru yer journal in quite some time, so i decided to go back a few entries. guess what i saw. YOU HAVE A WEBCAM. no, i know you want ot be me, but, c'mon. this is pushing it. haha. ok anyway. i should get back to my psyc paper... should..

from hlynn :

from ontheoutside :

hey thanks for the well-wishes! i like your diary! have a good week!

from passthemic :

oh wow. then how the hell does everyone do that google hit thing, cos i don't know how and i feel like an idiot :( haha

from passthemic :

are you an evil gold member now???? *gasps*

from passthemic :

DON'T MAKE ME HAVE TO PUT ON MY SWEATSHIRT THAT SAYS 100% WHOOP ASS IN BOLD RED LETTERS!

from passthemic :

HEY, NOW, THIS IS A NOTES WAR, NOT A COMIC BOOK EXPO, SISTA! SO GO BACK AND WATCH YOUR STAR TREK:THE NEXT GENERATION RERUNS AND DISCUSS IN CHATROOMS WITH FELLOW STAR TREK DORKS ON HOW THAT SHOW WAS SO MUCH BETTER THAN BABYLON 5. OR ELSE I'LL TORCH YOUR HOUSE LIKE I TORCHED KAREN'S TENT!

from imsensitive :

<3 tim the cartoon dude 4-eva <3 LoL and as for YOU joannA grrrrrr... COMICS ARE WAY BETTER THAN NOTE WARS. SO THERE. YAH *fists in air* <-- that's intimidation

from passthemic :

WERD TO YO' MOM. I'M GONNA DROP A BOMB.

from passthemic :

YOU DISRUPTED THE WAR, COURTNEY. NOW I'M GONNA HAVE TO RUN YOU OVER WITH MY TANK.

from imsensitive :

oh my god. if you bring back Jimmy... you have to bring back TIM too. i don't care if he's just a cartoon, i STILL say he's hotstuff. oh yah. mmm passionate.

from passthemic :

I'LL SLASH YA AGAIN WITH MY CHINESE STAR!!!

from passthemic :

DON'T MAKE ME GO FIND MY SAMURAI SWORD AND SLASH YOU TO BITS! OH, TOO LATE! *swoosh!*

from passthemic :

ADIOS ESPOSITO!

from passthemic :

*grabs uzi* "BRRRRRRRRRRRRRAT! BRRRRRRRRRRRRRAT!" I'M GONNA TORCH YOUR TENT! *grabs flamethrower*

from passthemic :

*throws grenade*

from passthemic :

A NOTE WAR IS SO ON! YOU SMELL! NYAH NYAH NYAH! NYAH!

from passthemic :

oh my god, your pond has SWANS. HOW I ENVY YOU SO!

from passthemic :

MY SHIN! MY GOD, MY SHIN!

from passthemic :

*dirk calloway voice* is it a TRUCE?

from unluckyme :

oh my god, joanna. That eyebrow note was the funniest thing ever. Good thing I didn't laugh enough to wake up my roommate. Hehehe.... eyebrow fighting...

from passthemic :

MY EYEBROW CAN BEAT UP YOUR EYEBROW

from pinkmonster :

good luck will rub off when i shakes hands with you.

from passthemic :

I BROKE MY BUTTBONE

from pinkmonster :

I <3 "Mr. I love Smallville because I am small"

from passthemic :

I HAVE A SHARP PAIN IN MY LEFT RIB

from pinkmonster :

Linguo IS dead

from passthemic :

OF THIRST

from passthemic :

I AM DYING

from pinkmonster :

Pray. For. Mojo.

from pinkmonster :

I ate some good broccoli in "Spotting"wood

from unluckyme :

I ate Cream of Broccoli soup today. OH SNAP.

from pinkmonster :

I <3 Broccoli

from pinkmonster :

your parents sold your car to get a computer

from imsensitive :

grrr! don't mock the "red haired hairy guy" !!! since when does one need a perfectly good reason to chuckle??? *siiiiiiiigh* you think I'M a WEIRDO too, DON'T YOU? grrrr <--intimidation

from passthemic :

i saw the royal tenenbaums like 2 months ago. haha.

from imsensitive :

never, under any circumstance, wear white pants. never.

from redd :

karen wft??!? u list red as 1 of yr favs. i thnik 1 d iz missing there. jk hahaha. newayz. pa suckz. jk hahaha. nj #1. look bruce springstein!!!!11!!!!1 ::FAINTS::

from pinkmonster :

I DON'T OWN SOCKS

from pinkmonster :

Yeah, there was this conversation at orientation. Dean: Let's dicuss rape. Girl: There have been rapes here? Dean: Yes.

from pinkmonster :

Menlo Park Diner = Oops, I crapped my pants.

from nodoubt :

Nice list there...Zach Braff is in Broken Hearts Club as a drugged out gay gym bunny and has blonde hair...you might wanna check it out (and he is straight by the way. Grrr) Anyway, I wanted to say that she was wrong, there ARE jobs in broadcasting, and you have four years before you'll have to worry about it...so it'll be a completely different picture anyway. Grrr at her.

from imsensitive :

i *heart* denim.

from pinkmonster :

hose? hoes? hose? hoes? hose? hoes?

from imsensitive :

*coughStalkeRcough*

from imsensitive :

divulge. divulge your secret karen. divulge.

from kimyadawson :

i like your diary. thanks for being so nice to me. (i give good hugs)

from pinkmonster :

I'm going out with the Honeybun man who shops at Quick Chek. He has a pet name for me. You would think it was Honeybun. But you'd be wrong. It's Hambone.

from jgstitches :

Thanks for joining the ben stiller diary ring

from anniewaits :

thank you for joining my pajamas diaryring! hey did you see hot justin on american idol last night. does he not have the nicest lips/smile on earth. i thinkee.

from nodoubt :

See, you just spelled adviser wrong in your entry. The correct, Associated Press mandated spelling for adviser is A-D-V-I-S-E-R, NOT A-D-V-I-S-O-R. So if he had it spelled -er...the power point presentation had it spelled CORRECTLY and you had it spelled incorrectly, just as you do in your entry...not that -or is really wrong, it's just not the preferred usage. How was it spelled?

from nodoubt :

Sad but true...most of my friends in Crusade were excited about bringing their Bible to school. And I was excited about going to college so I could start going to church. Meh. Now I'm excited about going back so I can meet cute gay boys and start over again with a church that's NOT a cult and forces people to tell everyone how great Christianity is when in actuality it's a bunch of hypocrites...but meh. I rambeled...but hopefully the girl will turn out ok. ;)

from passthemic :

<3<3CHEESE 143 4EVA<3<3<3 mmm gouda. mmm orange cheddar. mmm huge $161 block of jarlsberg. to hell with camembert!

from double-space :

hey, i thought i would leave you a note since your diary cheers me and i love your jimmy fallon layout! are the pictures of him from when he was on the connan obrien show?

from passthemic :

don't fear the reaper??!! MORE COWBELL!!!

from anniewaits :

OH NO, AMIGO!!! NO NO, IS TOO SEXY! PLEASE, NO, TOO SEXY!

from passthemic :

hey, i recieved word that charlotte russe is hiring again! you should go in there with your official charlotte russe fun bag and employee handbook, and tell them that you're SO READY.

from afraidofpop :

It didn't occur to me until just now, while I was wasting time at work, that I never left you a note in this flippin' thing. So get ready for a goddam novel. "Is this a goddam?" Obviously, I have been watching Beavis and Butthead Do America too much. Anyhow ... really, this is just a thanks for the shout-out kind of thing (I just read your new cast/crew list) and uh ... I already forgot the other thing I was going to say. Devon = stoner. Oh, well. Listen to Ben Folds Five today. Be happy.

from adambesme :

After stomping my fist of amusement (in amusement) in response to: A) Words like, "priorities" "college" and "no", and B) The graduation song interpretive dance gone unappreciated, I realized why you are in fact, my best friend in the entire world. Despite the fact we've never met.

from nodoubt :

Hey, I'm from the Great Lakes. Right on Lake Erie is where I grew up. Ask him if I exist.

from passthemic :

ugh, speaking of thom yorke, have you seen the new kid rock video by any chance? i accidentally stumbled upon it yesterday, and there is this one part where he is taking a shit and wipes his ass with radiohead toilet paper. for shame! than man has no class! no, he doesn't deserve to be called a man. i dunno what to call that inhuman imbacil.

from passthemic :

you're right! norman rockwell DOES suck! we have this norman rockwell calendar in my kitchen that my mum got free from her work, and those people on there look retarded! there is this one pic of this geek in glasses in shorts pulled up to his ribs wearing a tank top that says CHAMP. he is attempting to lift weights as he looks at a poster of some buff man. he is SO ugly that...that i wanna DO him! ohh i see competition around the corner! *talk to da hand*

from pinkmonster :

Everyone has a story to tell.

from anniewaits :

thanks for your note yesterday, karen. it meant a lot. you are so awesome. your nickname is now "rad karen"!! woohoo!

from anniewaits :

karen you rock so hard!!! thanks for leaving me a note. did you see american idol last night??? i thought tamyra was soooooo good. i also thought rodesia had a really good voice but what in the HELL was up with DAYDREAM BELEIVER??? come on! Simon was such a bitch. but my friends and i agreed that we'd all have sex with him, because we're weirdos! ha ha! talk to you later!

from passthemic :

i can twirl a basketball on my finger and you can't! ^.^

from passthemic :

remember, i am married to that sexy mr.clean. they don't call me mrs.clean for no reason, you know!

from passthemic :

karen karen karen karen karen karen karen karen karen karen karen karen karen KAREN

from anniewaits :

karen! could you rock any more? i'm not sure, but i have a feeling the answer is going to be yes. simon and garfunkle, the only living boy in new york is practically perfect! "hey, let your honesty shine, shine, shine..."

from trickykid :

I like MASH exceptionally well. You have made my day.

from anniewaits :

okay, the chick who fell when she ran towards the judges table...HYSTERICAL!!! i was laughing my ass off. and then that guy who sang silent night "siiii-ilent night...i said, siiiiiii-ilent night" oh my god, i was dying!!!

from killthemoon :

Not only am I also guilty of watching American Idol I also LOVE Bacholorettes in Alaska. It's so addictive. Wasn't it sad when the roadie guy didn't get picked by slutty everyone-likes-me-girl? I liked him and now he's gone. I know, I live a sad life.

from the-grinch :

I love your layout... Jimmy Fallon is fantastic. I found your diary through anniewaits.diaryland.com... I went to that same SchoolisCool.com thing (or whatever it was called). MAJOR rip off.

from passthemic :

oh snap!

from nodoubt :

Once again, you bastardess, you ruined my Saturday surprise by saying what's on the cover of Entertainment Weekly. *sniffle* WHY CAN'T I GET THIS ON FRIDAYS LIKE I USED TO???

from princess-v :

Virginia...named after the Virgin Queen Elizabeth.

from kangaroopoo :

zeppelin13, with friends like that I think you and I need to get to know each other better... or at all, in fact! ;) YOU HAVE TO GO TO THAT SHOW!!! I just bought tickets to see Ben and the woman in the ticket office clearly said "Ben Folds Five" when I booked, so I'm hoping she knows something we don't! GO SEE BEN!!

from anniewaits :

ohhh! you have to go to that show. you would reach worshipping status in my book if you did. i would start all my prayers "dear karen" from here on out!

from zeppelin13 :

one of my friends knows ben folds. where at, in nc, is he playing?

from imsensitive :

seagulls getting it AWN "my my such a sweet thing. CRIMSON and CLOVER...over and over" *wink wink*

from passthemic :

MATT NEWMAN

from passthemic :

you have discovered my magical secret of boldness!<B></B>!!!!DAMN YOU!!!

from anniewaits :

hi! thanks for adding me as a favorite, after looking at your site i must say i'm very flattered. i mean, judging by your love for jimmy fallon you OBVIOUSLY have good taste, right? anyhow, love your site! i'll be adding you to my favorites also!

from imsensitive :

oh man. i wish i saw horatio, tracy, and jimmy singing "thank you for being a friend" ! that would have rocked my socks...especially since i love that show, the golden girls!!...i mean...um, since i love jimmy, horatio, and tracy... yah. that's what i meant...*hides*

from passthemic :

there was a cricket invasion in 1994. one went in my shoe, and i accidentally stepped on it. :*( r.i.p., cricket. another evil cricket played dead on my sidewalk and lunged out and chirped at me whenever i walked by. these crickets are rather crafty.

from passthemic :

Can I have Jeff McCleff? I wanna marry him.

from nodoubt :

*hugs* Karen, I still love you, loverrrrr. You're not what they say. You are a wonderful person and friend. :) The other person is the moronic one.

from mindlesspop :

for someone to take one tiny segment from a diary entry and label Karen as a "psychotic moronic dumbass" - reeeeeal mature. when you start finding yourself getting THAT angry about something you read in someones diary, it's time to turn the computer off and go play outside.

from princess-v :

Listen, that entry wasn't just about you...it was just the breaking point. I have friends that are pissed off at people like Resse Witherspoon or something because they are dating or married to someone that they have a crush on. It's something I've been noticing for a year now and it kinda irritates me. I realize you had a crappy night and I'm sorry (really I am). I guess I should've thought of that. And please don't think I was mocking you, I really wasn't (I was actually mocking someone else, but I won't go in to who that was) It just seemed that it was about you because, like I said, your entry was the breaking point. I have seen such things as "Oh my God, is Rivers Cuomo gay???? I'll just DIE if he is!!!!" and stupid morons like THAT are who irritate me and need a life. I appologize if I hurt your feelings or anything.

from princess-v :

YOU OUTTA KNOW IS ABOUT UNCLE JOEY!?!?!?!?!?! That's just a rumor, right?

from passthemic :

OH MY GOD YOU SAW THE SKINNY WEIRD DUDE FROM THE SKINNY WEIRD DUDE STORE

from passthemic :

i love the hives. good choice of a cd to buy!

from adambesme :

Your art class likes you sexually. Man. I so want to be more than just your best friend now. If you know what I mean. And I think you do.

from nodoubt :

NO FAIR. I WON'T GET MY ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY UNTIL TOMORROW AND YOU SPOILED WHO'S ON THE COVER.

from passthemic :

OMG. both our stores sound FRENCH!

from passthemic :

congratulations on your new job! :) parisienne and charlotte russe power!

from passthemic :

PARTY TILL YOU PUKE

from vagueanomaly :

I love scrubs (and zach braff) too. He's so cuddly-seeming, I don't know. Heh.

from lint018 :

I always liked Luigi better too. There should be a Luigi fan club...

from princess-v :

I don't know any boy that was Phantom of the Opera for Halloween.

from torpidity :

Ooh, gotta agree with your assessment of crossing guards. The one by my high school was a mannish-looking older woman, and she had a creepy stare. *shiver* Like boring holes into your skin. Ew.

from nodoubt :

Alanis. Alanis. Not everything you write in your journal is a song. *grins* This Tina Weekend Update Moment has been brought to you by the Coalition to Make Everyone Realise Jimmy is Straight.

from nudeplatypus :

Homer is a funny funny boy

from nodoubt :

I have no advice to give you. But I'd buy that book, so you'd sell four copies, loverrrrrr. Jimmy would buy it too.

from killthemoon :

I love The Osbournes!! When Ozzy was taking out the trash and the mother was yelling at the neighbors. Ohhhh. Did you notice that Kelly's best friend is really really hot?

from passthemic :

your new layout is BRILLIANT

from passthemic :

thank you! :o)

from passthemic :

karen, i absolutely LOVE the slambook. you rule! \m/ ~ joanna

from stugurl :

and a happy birthday to you my dear. bowling is FUN :p

from stugurl :

damn, i wanna see ghost world soooo bad. i looked for it at blockbuster today, but they suck and didnt have it. im so jealous. youre so much cooler than me now. damn.

from vitamin-c :

Hey, Karen! It's Kris! This is where I've been. I guess I didn't tell you.....but I'm telling you now! :)

from nodoubt :

Heh, more crazy clothes, eh? I wonder if Tina's broken her new year's resolution of "Not to make mean celebrity jokes' yet...she said she thought she'd break it by the 3rd.

from torpidity :

Aware Records, eh? What artists are on that label?

from nodoubt :

Way to go on college! Broadcast...:)

from torpidity :

Well, I think the ASVAB is sponsored by the reserves or something like that, so they are conditioned to make recruits feel like shite.

from duckhunter :

Hey Karen, I hope everything's looking up a bit. And if not, I'll send Cheer Bear after you with Kristy and her marbles! Hope something groovy happens during the remainder of the break to make life bitchin' again. ~hugs~

from pleasureable :

Hey! I couldn't find a link for a gbook or anything (you probably have one, I'm just completely blind.) but I wanted to say that weight is always a big issue. and I know how much it hurts :( people that haven't been through what you have, don't understand. it's as simple as that. Just shrug it off, girl! I bet ya look amazing! :)

from faithnomore :

hey, loved the slambook, signed it and all. love the site-love the pic of thom yorke. ~miss A~

from torpidity :

Montclair as in Montclair State U in NJ? I didn't care for it much either. I go to Ramapo, and I really like it. :)

from emiline :

Really, I know how to spell randomly. :)

from emiline :

Hey there. Thanks for putting me on your list. How in the world did you find my journal, anyway? It was a bit of a suprise when I randomely decided to check out if anyone had added me. Anyway, I've been reading some of your entries now, and enjoying them. You have good taste in music, from what I've read. Thanks again, and take care!

from jonasty :

hey, found you on the college ring and just wanted to let you know that you rock!!! keep writin, keep smilin, try not to study too hard! i know i won't! :)

from suspicion :

Thanks for putting me on your list! Re: Chuck E.Cheese. Dear, you don't know what hell is until you have donned the rat costume, on a day when the restaurant is violating every fire code and there is no a/c, and had children pummel the crap outta you, because they can. And their mothers don't rescue you from their greasy children's hands; they smile and take pictures. "Oh, how cute. Hit Chuck E. in the gut, sweetie! There ya go! Smile!" Snap.

from top5 :

re: quitting your job. not to sound all "if i knew then what i know now", but i got my first job when i was in high school and didn't really *need* it, and i kind of devoted more time to it than school. i really regret having worked through school because a)i should have been devoting all my attention to school, it's more important. and b) now that i have to have a job i wish i had appreciated that time when i didn't. you will have to work pretty much for the rest of your life, so i say if you don't have to right now, don't do it. take advantage of being free. seriously. anyway, that's just my two cents.

from nodoubt :

Hey...just saw the new comment...I used to be on at 2 AM but I got college class now...hehe. Anyway, Mandy knows my name! And she gave me a hug!

from mindlesspop :

Dagnamit! I'm the second person to leave a note for Karen! But Karen was the first to leave a note for me which made me super happy. And I'm rambling right now because it's storming outside and that makes me nervous. So enough of my babble! Here's to Karen for having an awesome diary, being a great person and such a wonderful friend. Keep doing what you're doing, Karen. You do it well!

from lizzymay :

Hi, sorry about willy wonka..but their are just specific things you want and I think it's great you have such unique taste...that makes you extraoridinary. Or so I've learned from my Mom who has some of the strangest taste in music, but after awhile I'm glad she does because I would have never heard such great stuff if she hadn't let me listen too. Peace...

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