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from viks :
hi, just found your diary and started reading so thought i would say hi
from cheersurasta :
what kind of tricks do I have to do to hear from you??
from eatdixx :
hello, honey. xx
from cheersurasta :
cheap wine and secrets you say, I'm in
from eatdixx :
HAI! HIGH! HI!
from cheersurasta :
do you now... and do we like this new roomate??
from cheersurasta :
hi
from eatdixx :
dude, keep us updated about linda. my thortz are with you.
from cheersurasta :
email me when you can, all my XXOO - G
from eatdixx :
are you orright? hope so. i still have this ghey looking envelope filled with hand drawn porn and... things, for you. but anyway, i miss you.
from cheersurasta :
hey kitty, glad you're back
from fag-got :
You are so dead. I am too.
from buck88 :
why you no update???, have you fallen into something deep and meaningful?
from cheersurasta :
are you there? it's me, nopantsboy and my furious sidekick cumdandy!
from buck88 :
have you fallen in deep snow? hope not.
from cheersurasta :
I just watched a very sad movie / drama-cumentary... why do all the gay artists (add a french accent) always die of AIDS??
from eatdixx :
how was bible study and what's your current residence address?
from fag-got :
'the boy'! sure, he fucks things up.. but memories aye?
from cheersurasta :
if "the boy" is who I suspect he is, that's no good at all, no it's got all misery and dry-heaving with none of the drunken goodtime to start
from gypped :
aw
from vomit- :
nice name.
from cheersurasta :
schizophrenia, really, that's scary.
from pornoviolent :
vomitmachine?? interesting....
from eatdixx :
ohhh!! you are so fucking adorable! ugghh!! you should get all the spooning you want, always, you should have your own team of hott hott personal spooners, that instinctively know when to try or not to try to fuck you. yes. they should already know that. meanwhile, i held hands with a boy 6 years younger than me on a bus ride!! 13 hours of anticipation of the hand hold. it was orsum. then two minutes later we had to get off the bus. 12 hours 58 minutes of hand holding time wasted. how sweeeeet are the little things yo. love, love, me. xxx
from cheersurasta :
Las Vegas, Nevada, for reals
from cheersurasta :
May I audition for the "under (your) arm" position, if it's still available, spooning two boys, naughty little miss.
from eatdixx :
how come you haven't added me? i have three brothers. they aren't very hott. one of them is i guess. i still think you should pack up your shit and move to australia. for serious.
from eatdixx :
i want to swim with hott boys and eat sammiches!! make me a sammich!!
from eatdixx :
p.s. how come i'm not a favourite?
from eatdixx :
:) trade lives? ok. you can have your period in the middle of a tropical dirty city and i'll go and make out with boyz. yeah!!! xxxxx
from alarm-call :
guh! how incredibly stupid of me. see, I was leaving you both notes at the same time. but.. what did I do with my blablahblah note to you about nothing in particular? sorry mister.
from alarm-call :
dear amanda, bad things are happening, and I think I could be going insane, but so far it's working for me. I'm enjoying reading about your thailand stuff. really. I think maybe that 'really' makes me sound sarcastic. guh. I hope you have the mostest fun. love, karina
from cheersurasta :
if you had read more closely, you would have noted that imaginary noodlings do not require consent... anyways, it was totally hottt, mostly you and i, mark got performance anxiety, twas naughty tho' and messy
from eatdixx :
it's because you're relating to my paranoias and compulsiveness, isn't it. i know. i understand. it's part of the reason i love you so much, too. people just don't appreciate the delicateness of an obsessive intricate mind like ours, with egos that are apparently the size of elephants, that whither like flowers in the heat, without being properly cared for. or is it cause i can tork so much shit. :) you're orsum. i wish you'd write in your diary more like u used 2. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx p.s. right now i have sardine breath, you wouldn't want to pash this mouth, but i'll let you touch my boozies.
from fag-got :
Your still mine, enoki. Havn't forgotten about anything.. most definatly not.
from cheersurasta :
are you OK?? I just caught up on your entries and it all worries me a bit. I may write you a real letter and send it to your shiny new address... don't worry I'm not a murderer... are you?
from bridy :
can you please tell him that i was looking for him, next time, or if you talk to him please ask him to cantact me... please... thankyou for replying... goodnight.
from bridy :
hi. you don't exactly know me. and... i don't know you. but we both know tom AKA tom-seb-jak. i am a friend of him from a while ago, and he's seemed to have dissapeared... i was wondering if you perhaps knew what happened? or could give me some info... i'm really worried about him and i'd love some idea of how to contact him.... hopefully you can help. thankyou so much... B.
from gypped :
eeeeeeeee! and: eeeeeeeee!
from fag-got :
i heart you, faggot. I'm not good with the advice.. pretend i said something amazing. But Amanda's right! You can't just start up a sex life here and expect it to go unnoticed. Did i mention i want photos? Thom owes you letters.. atleast 35726yjh458y56u letters.
from eatdixx :
since when the fuck did you start having sex? isn't this a momentus occasion? shouldn't i be breaking out the champagne, marking down the date? yo! you had sex!!! full on! p.s. have mailed to your new address on this morning.
from eatdixx :
high. you need to add me to your favourites.
from eatdixx :
yay! sanks. hey i drew you some porn, did i tell you that already?
from eatdixx :
hello cunny. i've had a letter written 2 u 4 ages now, i even drew some porn 4 u. congratulations on getting your assed licked & your cock sucked! i feel like a proud mum! now send me your addrizzle little cizunt so i can send this luv 2 u yo! luv tokez. xxxxx
from cheersurasta :
I'm free today, I've gotta warn you though... I'll wanna do more than watch you wack it.
from cheersurasta :
I wrote about you today... I agree with fag-got, although I've found that agitatedly sighing and examining one's fingernails, toenails, split ends, decor, the weather, dead family pets, various communicable diseases one should be vaccinated for, has a similar effect and does not lead to gossip of fetishism.
from fag-got :
i remember how disgusted you were when forever ago you found out someone had done 'that' to me.. be the poofter i wish i was and if anyone ever again does something you do not enjoy 109% either kick them in the face or make CRAZY animal noises. CRAAAAZY animal noises. I'm talking dolphin sounds here.
from cheersurasta :
Are you SURE that you're gay??
from buck88 :
ive never heard the word 'cummed' before but will be sure to use in future, also good blow jobs are few and far between.
from gypped :
then come home, ya fuck. we like it better when we actually hear from you.
from cheersurasta :
I wrote a really funny one today... I must be totally insecure and want everyone to think I'm funny... fuck that, I'm a comedic genius! Feel free to steal all my sayings & jokes, plently more dumb shit where they came from!!!
from cheersurasta :
I'm totally stalking you and am disappointed that you haven't updated. Might be the AlkaSelter AM, I'm sending that in as a possible side effect. I can't put the breaks to my CuttyShark on the rocks binges and therefor must find a suitable hangover medicine.
from cheersurasta :
Am I? Don't let my brash demeanor fool you... I'm soft.
from cheersurasta :
There's something in my diary to read now, I wrote it just for you... except the fuckos part, you amuse me and therefor have nothing to worry about.
from buck88 :
twila simpson is a pretty rad name tho, im sorry about ur balls.
from cheersurasta :
I like your diary. So much so that I read it for the first time a few days ago and spent a good half hour going over all your old entries. I even read your profile. You should really watch movies, it's a good non-threatening thing to do on a date. Try "On the Edge of Seventeen." It was made in 1984 but everything about it reminds me of QAF. Oh, and your pictures are cute. I mean you're cute... you're gal pals, not so much. One more bit of advice if I may, stop hanging around unattractive girls, they're not good models for positive self image or social graces.
from tokeyhoshock :
i didn't mean to. i forgot. blame my stoners memory. oh well, pasting the entry in now. leave for where? shit, i'm gonna print you out and read you on the way home, yo.
from buck88 :
but now i HAVE to go out to find people tp play paper, scissors ,clit with...unless you get it for playstation. last year i invented paper, scissors VOGUE!, which is the really gay drama version, and really exhausting.
from alarm-call :
damn right I would. braclet swap, rahrahrah? (mine will of course be embarrassing and constructed from junk)
from tokeyhoshock :
yes... well, i DID let you know early, but you didn't pay attention. this is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass.
from avantbedroc :
I dont think dreams are meant for night time. Can i sit next to you on that Mexican busride?
from tokeyhoshock :
biatch! i'm back! write to me, biatch! where've you been? i hope you haven't been beaten up in the orchard, for shits sake put me out of my worry and get on msn goddamn you to hell!
from tom-seb-jak :
here i am thinking "he's gone all sarah jessica parker on me".. then i read "look at me, I'm Sarah Jessica Parker" and its like BOOOOOM.. we are on the same wavelength. I like your dreams if thats what you can call them. I don't think i'll ever get a REAL boyfriend.. just.. you know.. lots of ferrets and name them after people i slept with in my glory days. yeah?
from gypped :
hey! I thought it'd make you reflect on all the nice things that have been done for you. I didn't mean to make you depressed. I think I'm going to have to do something amazingly nice for you soon.
from gypped :
1) most random drinking/drug experience? 2) nicest thing anyone has ever done for you? 3) where do you put your keys when you get home?
from tom-seb-jak :
we are talking five years.. hes twenty one.. no problem and if you say otherwise ill came to canada and poke you in your MOTHER FUCKING eye. Im glad you had a good time with Tyler.. you look tall, so that makes him.. how tall? Scary tall or hot, broody tall?
from super-suzan :
Cool picture dude. What size are your earings?
from gypped :
ha! I had 'fuck' in my note. so there. read between the lines, baby.
from tom-seb-jak :
Yeah, I'd totally fuck you. Im the only one brave enough to say what everyone was thinking.
from amorphous :
Well, I think you're a hottie. :P
from alarm-call :
I gotta tell you, man. the boy I was imagining was way less you cute than you in fact are.
from gypped :
um you're such a fucking cutie
from avantbedroc :
i love dem photos
from tit-fork :
*love* I can fully appreciate that
from tit-fork :
wow, what a great compliment. with so many big adjectives too.
from amorphous :
Thanks for having an interesting diary in the midst of a sea of innocuous mediocrity. :P
from gypped :
oh calm down and stop being a screaming fag. whatever you feel like on the day is what you are. and we'll like whatever it ends up being, cos it's YOU. have a nice day.
from dc3caliboi :
hi. please refrain from barfing all over my new template
from buck88 :
am sure hes a lovely chap, early days...
from buck88 :
why u wanna hide from mysery date?
from buck88 :
are u mocking me?, whats wrong with chap? surly its better than fella. wot do u think of my new template? is it a bit much?
from buck88 :
a clever chap like u deserves a threesome with a hott drummer. keep the dream alive
from buck88 :
do you go to university college os assholes circa 1972?, I didnt even realise people said fag anymore in educational establishments, i obviously live in a faatasy. u shud definatly go on the date but....er...I dont go out either so i have no idea.
from tom-seb-jak :
on you date you should.. dance. yes! DANCE! i dont care where the date is! there must be dancing! and.. you should go. just to say you went.. even if its crappy we can bitch about it together.. you know us. gossip queens.. and by 'queens' i just mean that we are fucking sexy.
from buck88 :
the whole diary crossover really thru me there, i obviously wasnt concentrating, u likin sandra?
from tit-fork :
don't you think it should be sue purrcomputer? wow, I'm famous.
from tom-seb-jak :
Yodel! I am a tit but i am not tit-fork. I thought merhaps it was Claire (gypped) but then in one of tit's entries it says that they are a boy.. but who knows.. everyones experimenting with this transgender thing these days. p.s. we are hottt (with three t's). p.p.s. you will always be my undercover space crime fighter whore ninja pirate robot boy.
from alarm-call :
are you sure you’re not living in a book? I wish I lived in peachland. yum. tit-fork isn’t ms Claire Gypped, is it? I hope that if you ever become sue computer it is in a pseudo futuristic way. but retro-futuristic if you know what I mean? beehive and lots of silver makeup.
from alarm-call :
1. there's someone called tit-fork who knows my name? 2. wait. is there actually a place called salmon arm? there's not really, is there? 3. I actually had something else to say, but I don't remember what it was.
from tokyo69 :
HAHA! NOON! look at these slutz below vying for your attention.
from gypped :
heh is that reeeally the kind of guyyiou're attracted to? you're right, it doesn't show his baby face at all.
from tit-fork :
I did not expect to be second. but that doesn't stop me wanting to be first. fuckin' karina.
from alarm-call :
I'm first! happy new diaryland home.

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