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from onlylittle :
it should be "49 facts about me"; number five has nothing to do with you, unless you conjured it up and in that case, name the category whatever you want! i am 5'4 and a 3/4; does that count as short?? ;) .ol.
from annivate :
i miss reading new entries.
from ditsydoll :
lots of random thouhts provided by u which will keep me amused while i'm at work.... good man x
from jilljohnston :
i love your diary. i'll be checkin' up more often. <3 jill
from dragonsnaps :
Love your diary.
from anathemajen :
Man, Woman, Eat, Drink. is that the same movie as Eat, Drink, Man, Woman?
from ncl432 :
i love you Philosophy i completely agree sex is ment to be fun
from gardenqueen :
Updating only when you have something to write about is great. But if you're going to quit updating, why the banners?
from allornothing :
I know the show you're talking about. Isn't it on the Oxygen network? It's really scary how frank that little old lady is. It's amusing. I love it.
from aidawrites :
i just discovered your diary. too bad you arent going to be writing anymore! i guess i'll just have to settle for the archives.
from madam-rose :
awww well sorry you haven't had much inspiratoin. I have just been seeing banners for u left and right so finally left a message.
from trististang :
Hehe read the entry about the old lady, and was that that freaky woman from the Sunday Night Sex Show? She freaks me out too....lol.
from dicentra :
I'll miss you.
from houdinibun :
Bad timing, if ever there was. I just found your journal about a week ago and was so happy to have found someone who was not obsessing about the paper that's due tomorrow or how wasted they got: last night, the night before, during study hall, while their parents didn't know, naked with that girl/guy/church mission trip. Hope you come to my senses and come back soon. H-bun
from gilgalad :
aw, you suck. [just kidding, you make me laugh so hard i almost pee - glam to a tee, eh?] i hope lots of things grab your attention, cause your words grab mine.
from diaryreviews :
Your review is up at http://diaryreviews.diaryland.com/warmleftove.html. Re-reviews in thirty days. ~Vicky
from muxxie :
You don't like the Sex Show lady on latenights? We find her hilarious!!! Grandma all hornied up but always talking about condoms. The only problem Dan has with her is that she's constantly putting women's orgasms above men's but she's quite campy and funny.
from zoe-bedlam :
Just started reading.... LOVED the entry 'How Porn Works in Real Life' That's some funny shit.
from angryarmy85 :
I MISS YOU ALREADY!!! :) Come back ALIVE please. Hope you had a great time & Your questions got answered. LOL! Update soon.....lots of love.
from spacesoda :
hey thanks for the books tips. any ideas about how to introduce the idea to um a spouse? with out scaring the bejesus out of him?
from crazedweazel :
Oh yah, and Love the photo gallery!!! *sigh* if only i had a scanner...Ciao!
from crazedweazel :
brainy women, eh? How about I know what Ethical Hedonism is, and I didn't have to read your link to explain it to me. heh heh heh. go me.
from slkj131 :
Nice Diary. Nice to "meet" you. Have fun in Paris. I know I did!
from candoor :
enjoying your humor (and the tips on online dating services)...
from radiogurl :
OH - MY - GOD. I just read your BDSM entry and LMAO. Too funny for words, and what's more, the truth! I have now bookmarked your site - I gotta call it a night tonight but I will SOOOOOOO be back ;)
from s-e-n-s-e-s :
love your diary. Makes me wet and horny as hell.
from hadassah :
gotta love that ad. I'm sure you'll find the woman of your dreams with that one. LOL
from idiot-milk :
Can't we just destroy them all? Every last goddamn one of the annoying and evil motherfuckers who walk this earth? DESTROY THEM ALL! And then we can, like, makeout and watch cartoons! It will be super!
from rkwj1 :
Happy Holidays! Later, Rob
from carrythezer0 :
hey trouble, its michelle. new diary.
from punkguy-195 :
hey...don't know me...i'm slick willy...the voice inside your head...just kidding...i said that to my phsychiatrist, and he had to speak with one of his own after our little session...way rad diary...truly rightous...check me out sometime...id love to hear from you...Happy Holidays...God Bless...!@#$%^&*?
from wench77 :
Hey, Suzie Bright and Asimov! yay! ... i got here, idunno how... I been here before. I just read your bamamarama entry (on recommends from JL's reviews) and your power outage entry. Your village is right on. If more places were off the grid, there wouldnt have been that domino effect nope. I was travelling all across southern Ontario and to Detroit in that outage and it sucked. You could have laughed at me all you liked with your cold beer. We were hot and bothered and all the public toilets were closed (usually in windowless back corridors and basements) so I peed on the street in downtown Toronto. I should try to get my 5-plex energy-independent. yup. bye now!
from dust-settle :
well hell yeah! winter break isnt that far off... ;)
from smartepants :
;) 11/28/03
from hadassah :
hey sweetie, how ya doin? Miss you. Muah!
from dust-settle :
i never see you online anymore =/ miss chatting. voicemails make my day (hint, hint)
from funda :
To fit in like a... it has been a long time since I knew that feeling, if I ever did... oh, but I did, just so long ago it's crossed memory and fantasy to become something else.
from rainforme :
oh, but i am.
from soyunpedador :
Your diary made me smile. Thank you.
from rainforme :
oh wait, within a hundred miles. nevermind.
from rainforme :
hmm... bay area. 8 hour drive... think you can wait that long?
from the-nicoli :
haha...your latest entry about cat-calls was pretty damn hilarious!! way to go man.
from mynameiscat :
you can have all of my stuff!
from mynameiscat :
weeeeeeeeee marry me!
from no-yes-maybe :
wow, I clicked the banner, and I love the disclaimer and you have an interesting writing style...I love it.
from rizpickles :
Re: Mr. Suave I've dated nothing BUT flawed men. Are you suggesting there's something else out there?
from hadassah :
thank you for your kind words.
from hadassah :
you are too cute. I loved your latest entry.You being intelligent all, wouldn't you rather find the right woman for you,then find a lot of wrong women for you? She's out there somewhere, hon. You have a lot to offer. Muah!
from greenthinker :
You wouldn't like being around me, as I am a child. However! You talk a whole hell of a lot about the kind of women you date, therefore, you are a man. And though you seem awfully lecherous based on your recommended reading, I am a FAN of yours. just so you know.
from dust-settle :
the old boxers in the pocket trick...and i would have thought it a subtle hint. see what you're missing all the way over there? ny misses you.
from hadassah :
hey I haven't talked with you for awhile, How ya doing? Muah!
from f-cker :
woa there buddy. your diary is f-ckin hilarious. :) i thoroughly enjoyed my stay. hey. i'm 5'2 and look like christina ricci.. or so i'm told. :S
from sunnflower :
Just came in through your banner. I really enjoyed what I read of your diary. I plan to visit again soon.
from the-nicoli :
Haha, I just read a bunch of your more recent entries...you are incredibly hilarious! I promise to read more, really, I do...hehe. You're going on my buds list now.
from andthoughts :
the fates entry is hysterical. you're amazing!
from purex :
Hey! Glad to see a new entry :) That sucks about the no AC on the way though..!!
from dust-settle :
grrr, sorry i missed you again. happy to see you've arrived safe and sound. hope to talk soon.
from dust-settle :
good luck with the move this weekend!
from mindquill :
YOu crack me up. I am adding you to my favorites. Aren't you thrilled?
from lavin :
I enjoyes the reading goodness that is your diary. take care.
from annoxford :
don't know if you've noticed this yet, but some men report that their libido improves when they go on Lipitor. ;-) Enjoy the bird seed diet. It's really not too bad once you get used to it!
from muxxie :
hey warm, can you do me a favor? I am poor so I didn't buy into Diaryland but I have noticed that there is no pissfetish or pisslovers or well any piss rings...I am kind of into the fetish so I was wondering if you or some nice soul could create one and let me know that you did it? please do, would like to join a ring that celebrates my peeing on people, especially boys.
from strummer- :
Finally, a man who doesn�t have his head up his ass! I laughed out loud reading your last entry. It�s all true. Bravo.
from etc :
When I was in Atlanta, I totally noted the connection between jesus fish and bad driver. Also, strictly ballroom is a fine, fine movie.
from idiot-milk :
NOOOO! I RESIST YOU, EVIL FRIENDSTER! GET THEE HENCE! I WILL NOT SUBMIT! I WILL NOT!
from muxxie :
:) thanks hun, I have been saying that about vasectomies for years. it's way easier for them to mess with your parts rather than ours and it's not like the woman is going to leave you afterward, usually, we just don't want to be laid up for two weeks...if we are who is going to take care of the 70+ kids and wash your underwear? oh wait...that's only catholics...
from idiot-milk :
I had a spectacular weekend, thank you very much! Well, except for the parts that sucked; like working. Other than THAT, however, it was spectacular. Bruised nose, eh? Hmmm
from dust-settle :
you genius you, well...if its in the name of science. *removed shirt reluctantly* for the greater good, for the greater good. ;)
from warmleftover :
that would be swell! I knew that you loved me. You are so dainty and sensitive. Thank you.
from idiot-milk :
Let me check my photo archives. I'm sure I have some pictures of me beating up a retarded kid or some homeless guy.
from idiot-milk :
I have been called many things. Curiously enough, "sweet" has never been one of them.
from idiot-milk :
You know, I'm not positive, but I THINK the baby jesus is maybe crying about this new story. A lot. He's a little sensitive. And I NEED Hawaiian Punch, damnit. Or Tang. Tang would work, too.
from dust-settle :
banners work so well...
from disney-girl :
hi how did you get your banner up there?
from kinky-kitten :
hey, mark! i gave the story a quick read-through last night and liked it a lot. when i come back to town on sunday, i will be giving you my complete analysis of it, as well as trying to work out details of the other two parts of my promise. ;) talk to you then!
from muxxie :
thanks for the info! yes, it is merely a wank fantasy at this point in time...I would love to enact it though :D daphne
from muxxie :
hey hun, I think for you the entry would be three days ago but if you have a moment give my recent "You Left Your Back Door Open" a look. I put it up in hopes that I could get some feedback and although it is a rough I really could use it if you have the time.
from luvmysk8rboi :
I noticed your banner. How do I get one, and how do I put it on diaryland?
from puffnugget :
okay, that's fair. i usually only use the internet at work (mon-fri), my pics are on our home computer so i'll bring a disk to work and have one by next monday for ya:)
from puffnugget :
so how old are you? and were the hell is your picture?
from ursaminor2 :
hehe you sound like a nut. And somebody fun to flirt with too...oh ya crap...I am married huh? I will stop by and laugh at you everyonce in a while anyway. OH, and if you have a surplus of not so ugly females, can ya kick some over my way...I have a google of pathetic bachelors I would like to hook up. You seem to be collecting them. Say 25-32 range and under 200 pds...
from annoxford :
your "personal ad" was quite enlightening. you sound like a very interesting man.
from idiot-milk :
Um, they were totally asking for it dressed like that? Something?
from idiot-milk :
Faithful? Who's talking about faithful? I thought we were just working our way to a mutually satisfying, yet ultimately meaningless, sexual encounter. And now you want to bring faithfulness into it? I don't know if this is going to work out after all. Monogamy makes the baby jesus cry, sir.
from idiot-milk :
Like dated dated? Or just fucked? I mean, officially I've only "dated" maybe three boys. A musician, a wannabe writer, and an unemployed piece of crap. There have been a number of others with whom I've kept company, but not in any official capacity. Iffn you know what I mean. Like friends with benefits, kinda. Now, if we're speaking of just partners for the sexing, then the total is 9. Well. Or around there. 1991 and 1992 are a bit hazy. Ahem.
from idiot-milk :
See, we might have a problem then. I've never been much for the whole leather collar thing. Leather anything, really, other than shoes. I think I'm more the dominant type anyway. Ah well.
from idiot-milk :
See?! SEE?! I TOLD you pudding cups are sexy! I know stuff, yo. And I think I prefer "Floozy". Or "Brazen Hussy".
from idiot-milk :
Pffft. All good pornography involves pudding. Don't you know that? And yes, scotch tape is sexay.
from carzyacegirl :
hey a friend told me about your diary and I have to say your pretty dang funny. I enjoyed reading some of your past stuff and look forward to reading whats to come in the future
from yngdivorcee :
Happy to to see you're back. Yay for the handspring :)
from idiot-milk :
Such an evening lacks only pudding cups to make it complete. Oh, and cartoons. Those are good, too.
from idiot-milk :
You know, talk like that is going to make the baby jesus cry. Shame on you, sir.
from quirkyfemme :
love your diary... thanks for it all :)
from idiot-milk :
HELLO KITTY WILL NOT BE REPRESENTED IN SUCH A NAUGHTY MANNER! FOR SHAME! There are any number of perfectly delightful vibrators in the shapes of porn stars and so forth. There is NO NEED to sully the Kitty like that. Hmmph.
from idiot-milk :
I mean, sure, I could explain. But that's just so obvious. So choose your own why and answer that at will. Or don't. Either way, really. Free will and all that sort of thing, you see. Carry on, sir.
from prowlingleo :
Just wanted to let you know I used a sentence from your latest entry for my Quote of the Week. The link to your site is there as well, I hope you don't mind. If you do, please let me know and I'll remove it. Thanks for the great words!
from idiot-milk :
Yes, but why?
from adelyte :
How fun to have stumbled upon you. I think that I shall come back. 8)
from chikbeatnik :
perhaps but i'm not seeing the resemblance.
from chikbeatnik :
kinky in what way, dear?
from developments :
i clicked on a banner, and i was indeed satisfied. good job. i'll put you on my list of favorites. it will be wonderful. i'm excited.;)
from thedarkwell :
I much enjoyed your tale of twisty BDSM. Very nice job. I shall add you to my list of Coolness (err, favorites).
from feio :
haaaaaa. :)
from peth :
I am laughing and fondling myself at the same time!
from blockhead85 :
Your diary is wonderful. I wish they would objectify men in porn a little bit more. You make me laugh. Keep writing.
from mochagoddess :
your entry about the small penis problem was hysterical. fortunatally my husband does not have that problem.
from chikbeatnik :
if only i were what...?
from chikbeatnik :
dig your diary. you are, without a doubt, THE man.
from lilbabiemae :
I am a newbie at DiaryLand and I saw your banner and clicked and saw your diary and thought, "Wow! What a great diary!" Actually, I thought, "My diary needs to look just as eye-catching as this one and one needs to think just a little bit more when it comes to writing the gibberish that people may or may not read." Okey, I think just a little too much already. But oh, well...if you wish to torture yourself...check out my stupid entries in my diary. Thank you for allowing me to waste your time.
from rushelle :
I think that you are one funny guy, and I think you accomplish what I've been trying to do in my diary- provide readers with a cool story, short prose with effective humor. I tried to do that, but realising how I failed miserably, instead took solace in the fact that I write much better performance poetry than online diary entries...but I babble.
from prncsaimee :
hmmm - your guestbook wouldn't load up for me, so I'll leave my mark here. You have a very though provocing diary. Your views on D/s are very refreshing, and I am glad you are able to write about your true feelings about the lifestyle here. Don't feel guilty about wanting someone "height/weight proportionate" - you're entitled to like what you want! Thanks for the great read.
from warmleftover :
wow, and hmmm, wow

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