messages to whiskeyblood:
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from annivate :
may i have your password? pretty please? [email protected]
from dinosaurs :
get gmail chat, then talk to me: deweydecimal.
from manchmal :
I just came to say hi. Have you ever noticed how boys spell the word "coming" on accident? Comming. I've noticed it especially from gay boys.
from noname9er :
i've gone public again. ;)
from noname9er :
yes i too fell off for a little while and i am trying to get back on... email me @ [email protected] and i can send you an invite. there were some people getting into my business that did not need to be so thats why i locked it... :/ good to hear from you again!
from noname9er :
i've been reading you. its amazing how much is so different afteralmost 4 years. keep in touch if you feel like it. aim: imtylercodey
from noname9er :
hey whiskeyblood remember me? i may be back... ;)
from annivate :
boobs. some chick just called me sand bags. what the hell?
from manchmal :
I will SO send you cookies. So, am I totally fucking evil for pretending to take one job while entertaining another offer? I feel evil. EVIL! love and kisses from emily
from dinosaurs :
i hope your innards are okay.
from dinosaurs :
jason molina - let me go let me go let me go
from dullthud :
I'm getting pretty much the same set of internal grr aargh noises. Halfway through that first year of grade school and it's absolute murder, what with the institutional politics and all-encompassing lack of clue. The worst part is asking the veterans for advice and watching mental cogs go round as they struggle to understand how Problem X could be anything less than incredibly straightforward. Sound familiar?
from novembre :
can we have a drunk dial date soon please? i won't talk much, i don't have much to say these days. but i want to hear your voice. my phone number is the same.
from dinosaurs :
i once accidentally took a bunch of those anti-stress tiny translucent balls you put under your tongue, thinking they were extremely weak breathmints.
from manchmal :
I've missed the entries like this, I have.
from manchmal :
You, too, are in love with this guy's art (your template guy). I bought his book. It is Sam something. Sam Watson? I fucking love his drawings, and I really wish I could do them. It seems simple, but it isn't. love you.
from peteypuke :
plainsong .... *sigh*
from dinosaurs :
adverbs - daniel handler
from manchmal :
awww, hi toddy. I am glad you are back and I miss you and I wish you still lived in Pittsburgh because I AM going to move there some day soon, swear to god.
from dinosaurs :
i missed you!
from sparkspark :
I love when you update. XO Violet
from kimmikers :
You saw Beirut! I am SO JEALOUS. Just bought his album. LOVE IT. Oh, and kimabroad.blogspot.com. New blog, sorry had to shut down the old, bawdy one. Boo. :-(
from sparkspark :
I am not a lawyer. But I play one on TV. Best of luck with your interview. XO Violet
from annivate :
i just laughed so hard i almost peed my pants.
from dinosaurs :
to where?
from humanidiot :
'cloud of ugh' - I love it. best of lucky with the change of venue.
from dullthud :
Kittens. One word, but a big, important word. I have to stand well back from the screen to take in all that is meant by kittens. Yes. Kittens. Unrelated: happy five hundredth entry. Kittens everywhere salute you.
from manchmal :
Oh, well, the truth is that Condi Rice is actually a man. So.
from dinosaurs :
omg totes frlz!!!! i'm fine; stop being such a stranger kthx
from annivate :
i sad when you no update. i also drunk.
from sparkspark :
So sorry about the barfing. I'm thinking good thoughts for you.
from partedclouds :
Yes! That's it exactly. May I quote you to my friends?
from dinosaurs :
you may not have realized it, but the other day you and i were in direct competition. kind of. seattle. pittsburgh. despite my living 82 miles from seattle, i still feel that i should swear vengeance on you. i've never watched a football game in my life, except for twenty minutes of that one.
from likeaforest :
man do i ever know what mean in that last entry. xo, j.
from novembre :
you are the cutest human there ever was. if you were a cat you might even beat out my cat for cutest cat there ever was, but the competition would be fierce. my cat has fluffy pants, you see. very fluffy pants.
from annivate :
fuck. i like music.
from bluperspex :
didn't u know... skinny, is like, um, like so cool... haha. seriously, tho, it's like a plague, all these boney women poking you with their hip bones :)
from likeaforest :
does your therapist really say that?
from dinosaurs :
i can only read about king kong so many times, you know. did you die or something?
from keening :
it's hard to rock a rhyme to rock a rhyme that's right on time it's tricky it's tricky.
from dinosaurs :
slowdancing, yes. jitterbugging, probably. charleston? the madison? those are my two favorites. either totally hands-y or very nonchalant. as far as neil young is concerned, any record is fine by me. this si shaping up to a very calculated, but extreeeeeemley fun time.
from dinosaurs :
don't be sad. let's go dancing.
from novembre :
that would be fabulous. and you have to do it now, because you said it. and you don't wanna go back on your word and stuff now do you? no. come over. there's no heat in my apartment but i've got lots of seventies records to torture you with. we're going dancing.
from annivate :
that was my favorite musical purchase this year.
from dullthud :
My state of sparkling disarray was paraded before all and sundry. And as Christmas approaches it'll only get sparklier. I'll give your suggestion a whirl and let you know.
from partedclouds :
That is the most delicious, most morose, most paralyzing dream I've ever heard. If you die, doesn't it mean you're schizophrenic?
from dullthud :
I try to see the increasingly Draconian hangovers not as a sign that my body is aging, but as a sign of a wiser and more experienced subconscious reminding me there's more to life. Though that's scant comfort when I spend all day stumbling about feeling like I've just fallen out of a tree.
from novembre :
i luff you. grad school ate my brain. i think grad school may poop out my brain come june and then regular upkeep with valued and cherished friendships (SUCH AS YOURS!) shall ensue. it's really hard to do anything without a brain. this blows.
from dinosaurs :
the next time i visit my family in beaver, we are going to have a drink, sir.
from dinosaurs :
maybe elka got something better to do than update her diary. if that's the case, i'm jealous. otherwise, i've also explored the possibilities that she has been abducted, mauled by a pack of wild dogs, or boyfriended. i suppose the latter would fall into the category of 'something better.' either way, i'm all for a co-lack of decorum as long as it's in the form of group fun and not angry scene-making. i can't imagine making an angry scene with you.
from annivate :
i grabbed some dude's tit at a bar on halloween weekend. it was one of those squishy plastic fake boob things. what are those made out of? they feel like real boob, though.
from dinosaurs :
i'm willing to make an exception as long as you are not 1. the exgirlfriend of someone i am currently seeing 2. prone to bouts of extreme public decorum-lacking. i know number one to be an impossibility, so give me a negative on number two and we're in business.
from annivate :
you totally saved face with "nigger" at the end. best way to save face, hands down.
from dullthud :
Ah, but sometimes mixed messages are the only ones worth sending, hmm? *strokes chin sagely* That sounded much more profound in my head. Also, I notice I can't spell rhythm. Curse my metal body.
from dullthud :
I'm just fine, thank you, and moving to the rythyms of space. To summarise: I finished with Glasgow, or it finished with me. Spent a while prioritising objectives - loafing, if you prefer - and then working in public libraries. Now I'm at school in Edinburgh learning to teach tiny children. Further details will emerge over time. Have to keep some semblance of enigma, after all.
from inkedgal :
very nice.
from dullthud :
Hey there, cowboy. I am belatedly rejoining civilisation. I trust the world is bringing you good things.
from partedclouds :
Is it an epiphany? It sounds amazing.
from annivate :
happy fucking birthday!
from sparkspark :
Happy birthday. (Early.) I want to be a fly on the wall at your make out party.
from uberfrau :
it will keep getting better and better. I am on Cipralex, which is a lot like lexapro.
from uberfrau :
my first week on anti depressents sucked-i felt woozy and sick, and sort of off kelter, and then I was hungry, amd then I started sleeping, and then I was more functional, relaxed, and tolerant. Last week(six weeks into it), I was driving along in my car and felt something, and it was then I realized that i was happy. You honestly don't turn into a stepford person, you just feel like you did when you weren't depressed.
from thebetween :
i kind of know that fear. took ativan for a little while to relieve anxiety, completely scared it would do something awful to me. weird the way anxiety and depression intermingle, although i don't get the whole relationship just yet... - chiarella
from novembre :
i'm coming over. i just have to find money. oh todd i hate boys and i only love you and my cat. i'm serious. you are the only boys i love.
from annivate :
i'm with you on the sufjan thing. one of my roommates is obsessed. momentarily at least. i'm hoping it goes away soon.
from anticrew :
re: 101 things about yourself: #2-7, 10-11 describe me. and your latest entry, dude, i coulda written that. dang...
from novembre :
hi sweetness. i called you several times over the course of the past few weeks, but it was busy. which leads me to think you are a busy bee. but a honey bee. a honey bee that i love. and i hope you are ok and i hope you know i've been thinking about you.
from annivate :
or charlie.
from keening :
you are seriously obsessed. i think wendy is your new best friend.
from annivate :
you too, can have a viet-prom. i plan on wearing a prom dress and tying a camo rag around my head.
from annivate :
oh, please update. you're my favorite.
from peteypuke :
today i was linked to from a search for "car antenna ass welts"
from peteypuke :
but seriously dude, lion witch and wardrobe VIDEO GAMES! ::drool::
from peteypuke :
HOUSE OF WAX RULED. finally a real honest to goodness slasher flick - 80's style! i love dumb teenagers who do stupid things in a crisis. (i.e. follow the bad smell, split up, snoop around a crazy rednecks house) i love horror movie cliches like having your pre-marital sex interupted by a decapitation. thank god i didn't have to see another "atmospheric" japanese rip-off like darkness or boogeyman.
from peteypuke :
wait until you see the VIDEOGAMES!!!
from uberfrau :
You serioulsy want to go to grad school???? why?
from uberfrau :
You serioulsy want to go to grad school???? why?
from keening :
omg.. you are so hot. when can i have your baby?!!????!??!?!?! seriously.
from peteypuke :
yes ... paranoiattack was the highlight of the whole fucking show! that and the faint wristwatch i picked up at the merch-booth. i wish they would have toured with azure ray or some other saddlecreek butt-buddies instead though. oh well. i'm good by the way. i'm at work right now coloring doodles on expensive marketing materials!
from peteypuke :
ew ... bright eyes was a snooze-fest but didn't The Faint kick your ass?
from keening :
hey hon...i'm not sure we are ever supposed to save anyone...i'm pretty sure they are supposed to do that themselves...we can help people help themselves but....other than jesus, you are the only one who can save you.... i think thinking otherwise creates dangerous dynamics.... just my 2 (or 50) cent....i'll climb off of my psychological soapbox now and get back to work... love ya.
from novembre :
I MISS MY BABY! HOME PERM! I MISS YOU!
from dinosaurs :
now that i look at the picture more, i realize that we all look a little grossed out. next time we have a diaryland geekfest, you can come and look disgusted, too!
from likeaforest :
i think that sounds like an awesome plan. i wonder if it'd actually work! (for some reason i can imagine it going over better at some snotty liberal arts college rather than a state university, maybe.) or perhaps, if you find classes that are large enough, you could just sit in without even asking permission. hmm, wasn't this the plot of an episode of dawson's creek once? i think it totally was.
from peteypuke :
jeez, do i sound that crazy? IM OKAY! seriously! i promise!
from peteypuke :
IM JUST SAYING. GOD.
from peteypuke :
*sighs heavily at chicago t-shirt*
from likeaforest :
thanks! i am super excited about it. i will be PUBLISHED! just think. also, the tv show's name is out of this world, and it had the most awesome theme song ever. do you remember? o, of course you do. (also also: using your super power for pantsing is totally hilarious and admirable. really.)
from peteypuke :
that's good news. and to think, i was starting to pick out songs for the memorial and decide who would get to play you in the lifetime miniseries. (toss up between frodo and nicole ritchie)
from peteypuke :
CAREFUL NOT TO GIVE HIM THE HIVS!
from thanksbitch :
fuck yeah, i hear ya. if they really believed in their album, then they believe it's strong enough that people will buy it. And the only people who'll download it are the fans anyway who are gonna buy the album no matter what. UGH. oh yeah, joanna newsome ... is she supposed to be hot shit or somethin? i keep hearing her name...
from keening :
your snazzy new look is tres chic my friend. i'm liking it a lot. just like i'm liking you. a lot.
from peteypuke :
if it makes you feel any better - i've been tested since the butt sex and i don't have THE HIVS. so you're prolly safe. If not, just think of how uber skinny and heroine chic you will look! hot!
from uberfrau :
deerhoof? I think I saw them in a basement in sacramento once. Back when I was edgy.
from thanksbitch :
oh damn, jesus jones 1990 baby! "there's no other way..." oh wait that's blur...
from peteypuke :
ew .. same tacky logo, too. i thought for sure they were ancient history when a DDR-worthy remake of "Right Here Right Now" showed up in my Donkey-Konga game. Huh. *scratches head*
from peteypuke :
sorry you aren't feeling well ... but ... are you kidding me about melissa -?!
from peteypuke :
wierd. we just passed the exact opposite legislation. sorry about your suck-ass town/state. geez, you might as well live in Colorado. or Nazi Germany.
from ender82 :
haha. after that last post i was afraid that was you. just stay away from playing magic/dungeons and dragons in your mom's basement. p.s. i still read your diary
from peteypuke :
NERDS! NERDS! NERDS! NERDS!
from annivate :
best story i've heard all day.
from thanksbitch :
well hey there stranger!
from peteypuke :
also can i call you "STUMPFUCKER" now?
from peteypuke :
hmmm, never heard that one before - can you hum a few bars? or better yet, how about you play it on my skin flute?
from peteypuke :
clubfoots are hot. sex to lords of acid is also hot. but i wish it was "the crab louse" song instead.
from likeaforest :
you dated someone with a clubfoot?? o my, that is very of human bondage.
from uberfrau :
You should really beat up your coworker. It could be fun, throw them over the cubicle in a head lock, and then emerge victorious.
from peteypuke :
YOU? CRY? IMPOSSIBLE!
from peteypuke :
that si the GAYEST fucking elf i have ever seen
from peteypuke :
*sigh* ithink i have a whole 'nother roll of film you haven't seen yet. I will get in on a disc and mail it out soon. That is, if you can pull yourself away from World of Whorecraft or whatever dumb game you are playing long enough to check your mail.
from likeaforest :
heh. right.
from likeaforest :
you are soo confusing me with someone else! i'm pretty sure i never said that, because i totally fell in love with it the first time i saw it (i think there's an entry from last february that will back me up on this!)
from plastickman :
wow peteypuke. that's just evil and screwed up. granted it's probably true also. she's gone a little too far off since Boys for Pele for my tastes.
from annivate :
i hate tori amos.
from peteypuke :
i can't believe i just said that
from peteypuke :
we may need to hunt her down and gang rape her in order to get a good record out of her again.
from anticrew :
people born in 1978 are a mess of neurosis and we either find ourselves insanely fascinating or on the brink of having the crazies. i'm seriously convinced of this.
from kimmikers :
Hey, catching up on your diary. Love how, amongst the already cool self-deprication and back alley blowjob promises, you describe things. This is a lame note, but I really love reading your daily snippets.
from peteypuke :
i'm drunk. i got to see the pixies again tonight. also i hate you and secretly still crush you. tomorrow i will wish i never left this. if so, chalk it up to the on-line equivalent of drunk-dialing. just thinking about you is all.
from annivate :
back alley blow-jobs, fingerbanging, and baby destruction. sounds like some debauchery i can't miss out on.
from peteypuke :
it's probably just my own vanity and guilt that make me think i am the one making you feel like the bad guy. regardless of who you are talking about - just wanted to say it's not true at all. i have found you to be more honest than most people i know todd, even when it is not the easy thing to do. bad guys wouldn't tell the truth. so, i guess don't let anyone make you feel like a bad guy (me or otherwise). and also, don't give up on fantasies altogether. maybe you just haven't found the right prince yet. or unicorn, or whatever. anyway, cheer up truffle. ((HUG))
from manchmal :
Toddius Maximus, I really do miss you. Some day I will make it to your own and we will dance like the queens of the eyesores and the rest of our lives would fare well.
from peteypuke :
thinking about you ... KEEP IT TOGETHER! there are better things on the way ... believe me ... just hang in there.
from peteypuke :
maggots
from sicknick :
my younger bro just got fable...he played all day and all night. i find it hysterical that you can make the character fart and burp. pure genius.
from peteypuke :
disapearer
from orange-hue :
thanks for the 411 on the gmail. it sounds so rockstar cool, g-mail, g-unit, g. love and special sauce....(;
from orange-hue :
what's gmail? am i nerd? should i have one? help! ):
from manchmal :
me, me, me. I want one!
from peteypuke :
welcome back (sort of) i miss you. can't call tonight - i'll try tomorrow?
from peteypuke :
tried to call - lines busy. i miss you smirk face
from peteypuke :
could they be any more VAGUE? anyway my fingers are crossed for you. even though i secretly want you here in chicago.
from vodkatonic :
I just wanted to let you know how much i love your diary. That's it!
from sicknick :
mogwai is one of the most powerful bands to see live EVER. enjoy the show!
from sicknick :
what's funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown suit!
from peteypuke :
quit ignoring me fucker! i need some attention >: (
from peteypuke :
YES! HOMO VICTORY!
from gingerling :
which Virginia Woolf is your favorite?
from peteypuke :
it's okay - it's not over yet. you have to pick your battles carefully - there is always a next time and we have nothing but time to make our stand and get our voices heard. it is not too late!
from peteypuke :
gaggie - i am putting that picture in a god damn frame next to my bed.
from science-girl :
Awww....I'm so glad you had such a good time!! (And such an intense connection...) :-)
from peteypuke :
i'm looking around for that little smirk of yours and i can't find it anywhere. bring it back to me, will ya?
from peteypuke :
are you here yet????
from peteypuke :
here ... FOREVER
from xsweetamberx :
Yippee...I'm here. :-P
from science-girl :
HERE!!!
from peteypuke :
check your email, i just sent you all my secret details. hurry up and get here already!
from idiot-milk :
Listen here, rockstar, you know I loves your sweet, gay ass. I know you've got shit going on that has, in the past, prevented attendance at one of my parties. So I'm willing to overlook your past failures to attend, just as long as YOU'RE THERE THIS TIME. YOU GOT ME, SISTER? FUCK UP AGAIN, AND IT'S CURTAINS! MUAH HA HA HA HA HA! Ahem. Anyway, hugs and kisses!
from peteypuke :
holy shit! i am clearing my calender as we speak. hope i get enough time with you to drag your ass through boystown, get you all liquored up, introduce you to my nutcase pals, then take your ass home where i will destroy your ass in some co-op Gauntlet or other such video game goodness. Plus, giggling, underwear dancing to Le Tigre and of course, face raping.
from idiot-milk :
You have until May 29th to find a way to get your sweet ass out here for the spring throw down at the House of Milk. DO YOU HEAR ME?! GET CRACKING, BOY! FIGURE IT OUT, OR I MIGHT HAVE TO COME UP THERE AND DRAG YOUR SORRY ASS OVER HERE! Ahem. Hugs and kisses, poodle! Mwah!
from godmoney :
tis i who is also afraid of dying. but reading "advice on dying" by the dalai lama will do that 2 u. note: never read "advice on dying" by the dalai lama. albert camus is the shit. u r the shit. peace.
from peteypuke :
okay that sounded really faggy. what i meant to say was ... "yeah, that's cool ... whatever"
from peteypuke :
Gaggie, Now that I know you are coming ... I CAN NOT POSSIBLY WAIT THAT LONG!!!! i'll be dreaming dreams of you until you get here
from peteypuke :
you are a lying sack of crap! you are so NOT coming! ... are you?
from novembre :
how are things?
from likeaforest :
hmm...this can hardly be a coincidence. perhaps the quiz was made by someone in central massachusetts! after all, how else do you explain it? i mean, have you BEEN to worcester? o dear.
from peteypuke :
dude your pics are fucked. what happened? i was all set to bust a nut staring at your face.
from peteypuke :
tickets for the chicago pixies show go on sale saturday - you need to keep your eyes peeled for a show in your town, missy.
from novembre :
dear sir, i know we are scheduled to have telephone discussion tonight but my toothache is so bad that my jaw has not stopped trembling all day. i found out this afternoon i have to have two crowns and it will cost me approximately $2500 out of pocket (that's after the insurance pays its measly 1/4th). suffice to say i'm not in the best mood, nor can i really speak without moaning about how much it hurts and acting like an idiot. by the way, i hadn't seen a dentist in over three years and i have four cavities. i am GLORIOUS. hopefully we can talk soon, when i am not in physical and financial hell. or when i am but i can actually speak.
from novembre :
dear sir, my answering machine re-voiced your message so softly that i could barely hear it this morning (when i realized i did indeed have a message!). the fact that my roommate is a very light sleeper and was asleep at the time did not help, either. couldn't turn up the volume. How about I try and call Sunday? Is that a good day?
from novembre :
i love you too. i will slosh towards a telephone one of these days. xo and xo.
from peteypuke :
"do you think just like that you can divide this? you as YOURS me as MINE to before we were US?"
from likeaforest :
on the contrary, sir. i had assumed that you had broken up with me!
from novembre :
your guestbook is out to get me. but i'm still holding your hand.
from sexonatable :
I loved your diary I went back a few and looked at Valentines day sorry you were lonley hugs and rubs hehe!!
from lealoo :
I am insanely jealous of you. I WANT TO SEE BOWIE!!!
from novembre :
Hello. I keep trying to sign your guestbook but it won't let me because it hates me. I had pearls of wisdom regarding cleaning for you, such as: in order to remove stains from porcelain, you can cover the area ("soak")in toilet bowl cleaner. the strong kind, like the blue kind with bleach. leave it on for a while and then clean it off; and viola. even works for rust. and now do you have any hints for getting cat pee out of wooden floors? because thanks to my roommate's leaky cat i think i'm going to lose my deposit. in other news, because i saved up everything after many failed guestbook attempts, i wanted to say that i love you and i know the illogicality of love and compassion. you are strong, like a magnetic fields song.
from xsweetamberx :
Thanks so much for the note! I actually did watch some movies today and ended up bawling my eyes out...and the movies weren't really emotional at all. I'll have to work on the masturbation part, however...:-)
from idiot-milk :
HOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRAAAAAYYYYYYYYY!!!! Many congratulations, buttercup! Yay for new jobs!
from lealoo :
You don't want any of my advice. I've been losing readers in the last 2 weeks.
from pura-vida :
Hey sweet thing...I'm reading and find you as fascinating as ever...
from fastredcar :
um ive been reading just not leaving notes. i'll keep reading because i like what i see so i guess just keep going with it. just because not everybody's on the edge of their seats doesn't mean they don't like reading your stuff. so dont worry about it :)
from darkoverlord :
Hi! You should read our AWEsome adventures and become a minion! All the cool kids are doing it. And when I say "cool kids", it's assumed I mean gilgongo.
from kstyle :
hi todd, i don't think you know me, but i used to read gag-factor all the time, i don't think i ever said howdy...glad i found your new place! take care and have a happy new year, michael
from humanidiot :
I push Regina wherever I can. I'll push you, too, and pull your hair like its the first grade. I am going to see Regina and Kimya play tomorrow night. If you lived closer to girlhattan, you'd be also, of your voliton, but certainly at my behest.
from fastredcar :
hey thanks for the book recc, i'll definetly check it out sometime! also just thought i'd let you know i could very much relate to that last entry. no matter that you're a boy and i'm a girl and we both miss a guy. [im sorry if that was offending i mean it in the most politically correct way possibly ;)] anyways, look forward to reading more stuff by you.
from humanidiot :
no mask where you are concerned. i want to be face to face when i take my first piece of boyass.
from idiot-milk :
I would totally be your boyfriend if I had all the appropriate parts. I mean, I could get a strap-on, but I'm guessing that wouldn't be close enough. Sigh. But! BUT! You SHOULD totally come out here to visit! Just let me know in advance so I can fix my schedule. Just FYI and stuff, I will have the last weekend in February off for my birthday. I plan on being sloppy and hugging-random-strangers drunk for the duration.
from likeaforest :
todd: omigosh. you totally stole my entry. <3 j.
from bellhead :
hey sweetheart! Thanks for the note! I had a super new years. Scored me a man now and everything. Fuck ya. I hope you had a good night as well. I'll find out now, once i read yo diary! Love, krista
from sabathine :
man, i swear, regina gets more attention than i do... ;)
from sabathine :
gorgeous layout. you're fun as well. :)
from miss-edith :
yo, I got my AIM set up at work. Are you still the same name? Will be leaving similar message for Pura. . .
from likeaforest :
butbut...they probably don't even have the rw/rr challenge in fuji!! hope your xmas went well. did i mention i think you're great? seriously. xo j.
from idiot-milk :
Whoa. Like, for serious? Peace Corp? Well, huh.
from miss-edith :
Damn straight!
from likeaforest :
dear todd, i am trapped in my office at school with soggy sneakers and a stack of ungraded finals looming nearby. did you dream about sledding? did i make you sit in the front while i cowardly sat in the back, dragging my heels to slow us down and all the while screaming bloody murder? man, that is so like me. xo j.
from lealoo :
You're so silly. Don't you know you have to wish me happy birfday EVERYWHERE?! That includes your local supermarket. Get to it now.
from gilgongo :
dude, they totally tell you in school to NOT accept gifts from John Waters. Do what you want, though - it's your cold dead corpse in the gutter.
from peteypuke :
you self hating little queer! c'mon now ALL gay men? even I, your sweet prince? I have never once mentioned gay tv, tacky clothing brands or any sort of pop star nonsense. Surely I deserve to live? *crying fit* Quit hating and open up that ice-heart to all my warm gushing man-love. you know you want it, tough guy.
from novembre :
HOT TODDIES. with todd. BAD MENTAL IMAGE. bad mental image filled with love, cats, and snow.
from magg1emaggz :
ur brolic..... u sound like an awesome person... way kewl
from lealoo :
LOVE the new 101 list. Cervical dips! Hurrah!
from bloodsun :
um...what am i todd? chop liver! i read you EVERYDAY! i couldn't live through the week without your daily rants! i would DIE!
from gilgongo :
I was singing that in the shower today, oddly.
from peteypuke :
woo hoo! congrats on the new job, bunny!
from lealoo :
I can SO see you working at Pier 1. All the interesting people will flock to you and you'll make all the soccer mom's who are trying to be interesting piss their panties and run back to Linens and Things.
from pura-vida :
I'm Dylan Thomas - hell yeah!
from novembre :
i am sorry you were feeling down in the marrow. whenever i feel stir-crazy and stuck in my apartment, i watch "rear window" and sing songs to my cat. unfortunately, whenever i feel stir-crazy and sad i don't know what to do. so add sugar to the pile and stir. i wanted to let you know that i am glad to know you, and sometimes when i try and explain things they shift into bare language, no eloquence, just words that i get mad at for not sounding exactly like how i'd want them too: little notes that chime the simplest choruses from the sweetest songs follow you wherever you go, in my head, because you are a very magical man. akin to the heart song, but more gay.
from sleepystorm :
love your stuff. x
from bellhead :
i miss you
from bloodsun :
hey beotch...this is D to the E to the V to the I A N! DEVIAN! and i'm new and improved, just like you...and look, we're both bloody cunts now. come see me in my new hole...i've sunk to all new low and the gutter is LONELY!
from peteypuke :
YOU DOING OKAY, SUGAR BOOGER? i miss you :(
from novembre :
your guestbook keeps eating my signings so i'll rephrase. i almost went as micheal jackson, complete with bodygaurds, a sheet over my head and a baby to dangle... but i couldn't find any willing bodygaurds. so i just went as dead. on another note: waltz no. 2 will always to that to me, too.
from likeaforest :
hmm..is it just me, or have your entries become eerily zen-like and content since you got rid of that pesky old job?
from idiot-milk :
I HATE YOU! Well, okay. That was a lie. I could never! Dude, I understand poverty. Believe me. I hope you can figure out some way. I will keep my assorted fingers and toes crossed. But if you can't? Well, we'll just have to think of another time to get together and hang!
from idiot-milk :
You know? I think you ARE what I need. Now if only I can make it until Saturday. Sigh. I should probably start drinking now, and stay pickled until then. I bet work wouldn't suck so much that way. Hmmm...
from miss-edith :
Oh yeah, and you should come visit me and Pura! That would be the most awesome thing ever.
from miss-edith :
Dude, she's not shitting you. She totally did exactly what and whom she said she did. And she was young too! I need to figure out what was so wrong with my IM stuff so we can chat.
from lealoo :
I'm sorry your boss is an Ass-Hat. You should be working somewhere they appreciate your incredible Todd-ness anyway.
from pura-vida :
This box isn't big enough to hold the hug I'm sending you.
from likeaforest :
i'm so confused. i read the elliott smith link in your entry, but then i read what silly pitchfork had to say about it, and they said that he'd gotten into a brawl or something, and didn't mention suicide at all. and who kills themself with a knife, anyway? this is all too weird...
from pura-vida :
*weep*
from idiot-milk :
There are no words to properly express my feelings of joy at having you attend the halloween festival of jackassery! I tried to send you an invite, but I've since found that a bunch of people didn't get them in the mass sendings. So if you need one with all the pertinent location and contact information, let me know and I'll send you one right away! Huzzah!
from jaspieuk :
Hi and thanks so much for the note about Whiskeyblood. Having been on holiday for a week and ill for the week before THAT I was well behind on my diary reading. I had such a shock when I couldn't access the Old Place, so I was thrilled to get your message!!! XXXX
from noname9er :
i love what you've done with the place. thanks for letting me know. feel free to check me out at imissbigbear.blogspot.com oh, i wanna sex you up, baby. i wanna sex you up sooo crazy!
from novembre :
i keep trying to write a testimonial for you but friendster is always biting me in the ass.
from likeaforest :
hee. glad you like the new picture. i like it, too. but then, who isn't partial to an old snapshot of their mum firing a gun?
from idiot-milk :
You let me know whenever you know for sure whether or not you'll be coming. I would LOVE to have you at my party! Huzzah! So see what you can do! I sent along an invite to [email protected], but if you didn't get it, or you need it again because the link and picture were fuckoid, just let me know! Smooches, babydoll.
from devian :
your comment makes me want to get drunk from your whiskey blood.
from lealoo :
I love what you wrote about me in your profile! You are such a sweetie.
from peteypuke :
stop it already. sometimes it's like looking in the mirror. if you ever do decide to let yourself go spiraling into the depths you'll find that i have been there all along waiting for you. me and rayann and a botle of whiskey. ricky's here to but we're just going to ignore him because he is wearing that damn do-rag again looking like god damn aunt jemima.
from idiot-milk :
Yay! Do please come! I will do the retard clap of glee if you say yes! Well. I'd do that anyway. And many other retard activities. But still!
from devian :
this bitchy queen is honored to be apart of the new you...i know how you feel with wanting to shed your skin and start over...a vagina by any other name would smell just as rotten. :) <3
from lealoo :
Agh, did you know your guestbook isn't activated? Anyways... hello there. Or here. Um, so I noticed that a "new" person had listed me as a favorite. Nice place you got here. *winkwink*nudgenudge*
from peteypuke :
love it! love it! love it! love it!
from thanksbitch :
thanxs bud, i was just going to ask.

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