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ravenstears : |
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dude...we....love you........whoever you are.......
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outre-fancy : |
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fiesty (sp?) diary! a good read. ~Lila
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quiconque : |
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Eunice, you are a snot-licking boy with a silly name! Ha ha ha ha! And I lied about the glow sticks.
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christy13 : |
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What kind of maggot semen drivel was THAT? (I've missed you!)
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hamiltonian : |
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Like umm FUCKKKKK!!!!!!!!!
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zaziel : |
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Eunice, Eunice, Eunice, Eunice. . . darlin', why aren't you dead yet? I thought by now you would have been burned at the stake, stoned by a mob, or nuked by the Japanese army. You are a walking creature feature, Miz Eunice--I guess you'll always survive for the sequel.
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lullaymarie : |
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Ahahahaha! Your diary is fucking hilarious. I am loving it(:
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thefields : |
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this is the most bizzare diaryland thing i have ever seen. damn.
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gigiallin : |
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pleeze. kin wee b bff??? mzzz. unice. i luv u u toilet. u fukking genius toilet of pee n diarrhea. u r da bess thang on here. i hope u h8 me. please please. i dont deserve ur unice hatred tho. u no wud ur doing 2 deez peeple who u rite deez letterz about? ur making dem famus an better people. dey dont deserve such wunderful prose. r u a real persun? i juss cant believe u exist. beauty beauty i wanna put u in a glass an keep u phoreva.
bff phor3va.
xoxo.
lil princess.
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journaliste : |
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I love you. I really fucking love you. You are God to me...in a non sacreligious way of course. Fucking awesome.
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littlehalf : |
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Fuck you in the neck for not writing back.
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littlehalf : |
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I have only, and will only read your hate. I believe I am in love with you Eunice, especially with one of your beautiful brown eyes missing.
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pitty-sing : |
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get over here, flipperella, i want to shove my damp suede sandal in your face so you can float in the aroma.
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gemini-j : |
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I wish you well!
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bearyluv : |
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Hate mail can be so powerful. That sh*t was great.
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weeme : |
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Eunice... I've been feeling extra sorry for all the mean and untrue things I've ever said about you, so if you want, the next time you feel the need to attack someone you really, really hate with that special flammable uber-heat HATE you usually reserve for me, I will come along and stand by with some ovenmitts and pat out the flames that come shooting out the top of your head in little jets. I will pat quickly, but gently and when you're done your rant, I will sweep away the singed bits and spray on some new hair for you. And I will mist you with a cooling body spray laced with mint and aloe and all things refreshing, herbal and pleasant to cover up the stink of your flaming hate. You just let me know, Okay? Okay.
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thbestfriend : |
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I have the perfect hate victim for you... think Pork, bacon, hogs and farms... hate for me Eunice, hate, hate away!
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procrasto : |
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Love you...yes I do...mwah...mwah....mwah....**smooches**...
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procrasto : |
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Wow!! I somehow *swoosh* surfed in here... and saw the anger... wow.... don't hate me because I'm beautiful... be lover not a hater...
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thbestfriend : |
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My dearest Eunice, I want to be the first person you write a love letter to. I want you to turn your hate for everyone else into love for me. Oh, Eunice, there is some good in the world; let's share some of it together.
P.S. Eat some bacon it will help, I promise
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tv-is-god : |
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Eunice has a rare disease known as "subtle form of humour". It seems from her entry in my guestbook that this is entirely incurable.
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tv-is-god : |
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Yeah, I hate rappers as well!!! Oh wait, you didn't pay out any rappers. Fuck you.
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sambadelic : |
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Fuck you and your goddamn summer rental Mr. Feces-gums! I HATE getting phone calls after 11pm, how about you?
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christy13 : |
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And don't even think I've forgotten that time you 'borrowed' my favorite sexy thong underwear without telling me and returned them all stretched out, stinky and drippy. They wouldn't let me leave those at the dump because they'd have been a biohazard in the landfill you TROLL. I've taken them to a scientist who will analyze them and develop an antivenom. Nut hugger.
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weeme : |
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....a fury that not even your flame fighting hate buddy and twelve fucking months worth of half-dressed firemen could pat out!
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weeme : |
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Listen up you fiendish flippered lump of fetid freak flesh and listen up good... it appears that my darling Sooner has evoked the 25th and removed himself as the much esteemed and beloved ruler of the Soonerverse, leaving it to your untender mercies. It is an act I wholeheartedly discouraged, but to no avail. But i'm warning you, you vile arse sniffing, bile spewing, congealed mass of lunacy and sewage.... you stay away frm my note page. No priviledge has been extended to you there and if I find even the vaguest hint of your slimy slug trails over there, i shall unleash upon you a fury the likes of which you have never seen... a fury so vast and rabid and fierce, it will scorch you right off this mortal coil, leaving only a smouldering crater of yuck and grief where you once sucked space. Got that, you corpulent old carp? Got that?
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zaziel : |
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Your hate could power an Amish village? Uh-huh. Right. And what would it power, dearest Eunice? Their Hoovers and their Osterizers and their George Foreman grills? THE AMISH DON'T USE ELECTRICITY, YA NITWITTED GIT!! And thank you SOOOO MUCH, hunnybunch, for telling the police I stole your son from you. I tried to explain to them your totally wacked-out delusions about the "egg episode", I tried to explain how psychotic and monstrous you are, I told them "This is a creature that could give nightmares to Hieronymus Bosch." But they didn't believe me and then they asked me for Mr. Bosch's phone number. What did you tell them, Eunice? You pulled that pathetic "I'm just a poor ol' little handicapped monotrematous retard with with a flipper, a vestigial tail, a harelip, a glass eye and no eyelids, trying to make my way in a cold, cruel world that has no place for me" routine on them, didn't you? And why are the police asking me questions about BESTIALITY and DEVIL-WORSHIP and RECIPES FOR TAPIOCA??? You'd better shut that noxious pustular flange you call a mouth, sweetie. Because if you don't, I know people who know people who can shut it for you.
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You listen to me, you hobo camper, it's a little something called MODERN ORGANIC PRODUCTS and it fucking MOISTURIZES MY HAIR...is that OKAY WITH YOU?!? Your patchy swamp of a coif smells like something I plunged out of my bathtub with Liquid Plum'r, so I wouldn't talk if I were you. I just wouldn't talk at all. I hate you so much, I just really can't be bothered to go into it much more or else I'll throw my couch out the window. SKAG!!!!
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scanzilla : |
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Are you still mad about me spraying scalding hot screw juice in your face? Bitch, I told you not to even think about looking at my cock or I'll come!
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anti-gens : |
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too funny.
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zaziel : |
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I'd rather stick my tongue into dirt, or dung, or rotten meat, and suck up insect larvae, than touch any part of your body with any part of mine. But, hey, since you're really, really desperate, I'll lick an Altoid and mail it to you. You can suck on that.
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z0tl : |
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latria!
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z0tl : |
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i will bake you a pie stuffed with my eyez after you drive a stake thru my heart & cut off my head:z
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z0tl : |
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latria!
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z0tl : |
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eunice, do you freelance at all? i am really shy, but would like to serve this 1 assorifice with a hate letter, perchance you might formulate it for me, for an honest profit? weasley & eternally admiringly, wee:z
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glorybox75 : |
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you are my new hero. hating clears the mind.
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inutero : |
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Is it too soon to say I love you?
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btchelicious : |
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Eunice, that was completely uncalled for. The other day, didn't I give you a lift to the veterinarian for your check up? I didn't have to, but I did. And I'm still waiting for my gas money from you! Ya know it's expensive to drive from New Jersey to Mexico. And you never even thanked me for remembering to put down plastic in the back of my pick-up so you wouldn't mess it up. Fucking ungrateful toilet licker.
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yellow-hair : |
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Oh no! You can't hate me! I thought we could be together! I have dreams about us making violent earth-shattering love together. The kind where you would flipper my anus while a nibble on your harelip in a ravenous hysteria! Maybe later I could fuck you in your eyesocket and get your hate juice stains on my cock! Or maybe you could fuck me with your tail! The possiblities are endless and extremly titilating! Just thinking about it makes cum ooze out af my pores!!
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zaziel : |
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That's MR. ASS MACHINE SHIZZLEMAH to you, Euwwwwwwnice.
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zaziel : |
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Minikin, your hate is the squish of a piddlin' bleb on the phiz of the macrocosmos.
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zaziel : |
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Goddammit, Eunice! Why the evah-lovin' fuck would I want a son by you?! If I wanted progeny, I'd want something human, not a friggin'platypus. You've been grazing on the jimpson weed again, haven't you, darlin'? You did NOT lay an egg--you locked yourself in the bathroom for six hours and passed a kidney stone, you delusional twat-mouthed cartilaginous lump of necrosing offal. We had to take the door off the hinges to get you outa there, and then we had to drive you out of the house with torches and farm implements. Oh, god, what a mess you left in the bathroom! And the stench! We had to replace the toilet and the floor because of the stains. Admittedly, the new slate-blue cottoforte tiles are a fabulous improvement over the old linoleum and do much to soothe our traumatized psyches. But I will always regret the choices I made that night when I was roused from sleep by the screams of the pigs.
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shawntasy : |
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Eunice makes my tingly in my no no place.
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weeme : |
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Listen you great fucking flippered Queen of bitch and ugly... I may be little but i'm scrappy and next time you come over throwing lame ass spears of Olympic hate i'll fucking shit down your ruffled shirt front and box yer ears till they bleed, you hear me you ugly facist cumstained ass licking whore of Satan?! I HATE YOU! stay the fuck away from wee world.
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tia-marie : |
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Ohhh I love your diary... Won't you hate me too?
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dcalien : |
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I left a note about you with z0tl. Just wanted you to know Eunice. All the hatred you spew just makes me love you more.I would love to tell you lies, only I am such a goody goody that I would not want my reputation tarnished. Now dcalienz...that is a different story. Can you hate him for me? I cannot as I am made up of only love.
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z0tl : |
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latria!
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z0tl : |
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i respectfully offer my praise to you: http://z0tl.diaryland.com/hate.html
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itrockgirl : |
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whoa....whoa.....
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z0tl : |
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latria!
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greatgadfly : |
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Listen, sack: I really wish you would go comb the dingleberries out of your fu manchu and give me a god damn break for a change. I'm so tired of your fuckish ways, I could just throttle you. Sadly, you have no neck. Sometimes I don't know what to do with all this hate I have for you...
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bevin : |
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Jesus Christ, Eunice!! I just thought that what with your inability to hold anything heavier than a few ounces after your flipper reconstruction surgery I didn't think you'd be able to fucking USE a bottle of club soda. I think you're just using the hate stains as an excuse to go shopping and you don't REALLY want to get them out.
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bevin : |
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re: hate stains--tried any club soda? Do you pluck your feathers with tweezers?
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pocatao : |
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seriously, eunice, tell us more! i can't wait to see what horrible malady befalls you next.
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darkfairy13 : |
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cool diary, hate makes the world go round
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spunkygypsy : |
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Hiya fuck face! I've missed your cock smoking, cum stained antics. It's good have you back on your game, and it's nice to read about your prolonged suffering. It's so good, in fact, that I just came all over myself. Flipper yourself over that, dildo washer.
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christy13 : |
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Mexicans, anal electrodes and clit pumps, OH MY!!!! (Oh, did you find your 'holly spirit' yet?)
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jinxykat : |
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Eunice you are dope for sheez. Can we get more frequent entries though, they really make me laugh hard, and that makes my abs tight.
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zaziel : |
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The silent treatment, huh? Pffffft. Good. Great. Peachy. Suits me f-i-i-yine. Why don't you defenestrate yourself before you write another word. Make sure you're at least six floors up.
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laotra : |
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This is the funniest shit I have read in long time.
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tigah87 : |
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OOh. So the flipper lady has decided to not write, huh? You too scared of us educated types?
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yellow-hair : |
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You make me burst with fruit flavor! Me and my friend Amanduh want to make a comic book about you, with your permission, of course. Update please. me love you long time!
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greatgadfly : |
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Every day you don't post something new, I hate you more.
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greatgadfly : |
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Hey Eunnie! I was just craving me some filthy stank whore and thought I'd drop by your neck of the woods. Cheers!
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btchelicious : |
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Dear Eunice, get a life!
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vyv-xx : |
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I can always count on you, Eunice... you fucking flag-waving coveter of senior citizen scrotum.
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peteandray : |
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i bet you stretch like laffy taffy
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mistychristy : |
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hey
i just want you to know that god loves you and you really need to find your holly spirit and make things right agian you sick bitch
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bevin : |
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I had no idea that eyeballs turned orange when they burst. That's really disgusting. P.S. You kiss your sister-mommy with that mouth?
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greatgadfly : |
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Oh holy SHIT. You redefine the word TRASH, you know that? Why don't you watch your filthy fucking mouth, ya dirty hag, before someone smacks the barnacles right offa your fuckin' whaley-ass BALEEN. You're the reason I keep Lysol in my home at all times. Oh, what a nasty little formaldehyde-soaked cooze-cot you are. Skag! Skag! SKAG!!!
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abhorgod : |
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whyihate you - when are we hanging out - lol
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vyv-xx : |
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Oh, Jesus fucking CHRIST. If I had the fucking time, I'd fucking tell everyone how YOU are the liar, cuntface. You know that's not the way it fucking went down AT ALL. I can't fucking believe this. I thought we were friends. You know, you may brag about being able to piss standing up, but I wonder how well you could fucking SHIT with my foot UP YOUR ASS.
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abhorgod : |
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holy fuck. someone with a sense of humor. this is amazing. if you are a guy im offering fellatio - if you are a girl, the cunnilingus is all yours.
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eatingmyhead : |
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i have faith in your overwhelming hatred. so you can even hate a stranger. so hate me.
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aboohoo : |
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Can I be your prison pen-pal you freaky whorebag?
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christy13 : |
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My new year's resolution is to hate, hate, hate you MORE!!!! (Why don't you call?)
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superniguer : |
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welcome to supernigger
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nickisaghost : |
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you make me laugh and cry and it's fun when i get caught by my parents.
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cluzia : |
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you fucking contagious cunt. I should be studying for an exam right now but your diary has got my rolling on the ground. I’m going to fucking vomit. And when I can’t lift my head from the stinking seafood remnants lodged in this carpet fabric, I'll think of you and how you made me fail my very important chemistry final. fucker.
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peteandray : |
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Uhh, listen sweet-cheeks, I think you are the last one to be making anal comments about the lifestyles of others, espeically considering your rectal sphere is none too sterile itself. Now, I told you once and I won't tell you again - if you come over and wash our dishes twice a week, we will gladly pay you one dollar and fifty cents. Not a cent more. And no more of these Internet lies! When did I become Marilyn Monroe all of a sudden, is what I want to know!
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pitty-sing : |
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remember that christmas back in 72 when i made you eat the mistletoe? I should have made you eat coal, fucker.
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hucksterfinn : |
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eunice, you suck. that is all.
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ghostie : |
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I like ladies that talk nasty but your diary scared me so much that my genitals disappeared inside my body and I had to get the black lady that lives next door to look for them. Seriously!
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christy13 : |
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What, no hate to share with us for the holidays?
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opheliatl : |
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hahahaha...I've read more now and it's fucking funny. I guess you really have to know people to hate them this much!
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opheliatl : |
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what the heck is the point of this diary? Can't you put up an explanation page somewhere? Do you even know these people in the entries or is it just blatant hate?
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notmonkey : |
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What the fuck. I mean what the fuck. Fuckin BS. You fuckin maestro. I'd fuck u and sure as satan ur gettin it right now.
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elateddream : |
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Ahahahaha..your diary truly amuses me. Make me a topic someday?
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bevin : |
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I may have had my heart broken last night. Do you have any advice for me, Eunice?
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sambadelic : |
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You are cow pee bathing clickety goat singer, stop your raisin pubes screeching you crappy old turkey thigh.
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soulsorting : |
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Your entries give me a warm, fuzzy feeling (down there). Great job spreading the hate - nothing makes me prouder!
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greatgadfly : |
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Hey there, SKAG HAG! You think just cuz I went and got me some reassignment surgery, I forgot about you and your foul stench and your blistery bald spots and your big purple blistery eyelids that pop and crackle every time you blink? Ugh. You Skankasaurus Cooze, you. Anna Nicole's toothless cousin looks absolutely TOP DRAWER in relation to your undesirable personage. You make a cremated corpse spin in its urn. I will never forget you, ever, because oh god who cares why I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU SO POODLE FUCKING BASTARDING BITCHLY MUCH!!!!
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btchelicious : |
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Hey, skank, I hear your sister is getting married to some guy who looks like a model.
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narlydog : |
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I think I love you... will you have my squirming little puppy?
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pitty-sing : |
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I think our laundry got mixed up that day you made me pick you up and take you out to the laundromat and the drugstore for your bucket of pills. I found a pair of ladies' size 12 underwear, dingy and torn, with the word 'HUSSY' stained in blood across the ass area. They yours? T'ain't mine.
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christy13 : |
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There you go sweet talking me again. Fuck you, too, Flipperific.
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christy13 : |
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I suppose you hate the Pet Psychic, too? Hussy cooze. I'm calling the ASPCA so they can sterilize you.
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spunkygypsy : |
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Hey there cum slut. I'm GLAD you haven't gotten any in so long! Freaks like you should never even get to think about breeding. Fucking pig fucker.
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peth : |
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oh, poor poor Eunice. Nothing good will ever come of you, because you are a Freak of Nature and such.
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pitty-sing : |
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i updated. it's about you. go run, read it. starved for attention. flypaper licker.
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kimyadawson : |
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eunice, you are my hero.
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pitty-sing : |
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By the way, Fucker, the last time you updated must have been around the last time I waxed my chin hairs, so why don't you drum up a little hate for us, huh?
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pitty-sing : |
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Yeah, stop putting Jesus phrases in my guestbook, Eunice. there is a time and a place for Jesus, and that is when my fingers are lodged in my nethers, and I am in a quiet, private place. You know that.
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supernigger : |
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*drumming fingers on desk*....
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...
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how fat?
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btchelicious : |
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Eunice, we've talked about this before. Keep you r goddamned christian rhetoric out of my guestbook! I am shintoist and a shinoist I shall stay.
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bevin : |
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Eunice, just because Sooner moved to North Jersey doesn't mean you can't come to the law liberry on your days off. We miss you, you crusty pile of dog vomit!
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btchelicious : |
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Eunice! You pig fucking, dog licking, horse humping runt. What did you do to my dog? When I go home from work he was havign trouble barking. Sounded like he had something stuck in his throat. I know you did something because your lipstick color is all over his fur.
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brownboy : |
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you're such a fucking drama queen, eunice.
get OVER it, cuntrag.
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christy13 : |
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You damned teasing hussy cooze! I missed it before you deleted it!
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zerom3ph : |
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hrmm, i had actually just opened a pepsi when i read 8-11's entry. i must admit it seemed to taste a little better when i read 'handle-bar head!'
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bevin : |
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You updated hate and then you deleted it you asshole. I hate you Eunice. Stop Stalking Me Or Else.
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diary-rants : |
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hellooo, you dirty cooze-bag. i am an admirer of your diary, and was finally asked to post one of your rants so that more of diaryland can laugh at your pain. here is the link, if your flipper hand can use the mouse well enough to copy/paste.... http://diary-rants.diaryland.com/020830_9.html
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bluetshirt : |
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oh my god. <p>that is all.
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mountainboy : |
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Oh Eunice, I think you should write about maize naples! She's such a detestable human being that just freaks out over nothing! http://novembre.signmyguestbook.com/?a. I'd like to see you let her have it!
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christy13 : |
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Dearest Eunice, you can't fool me. I know horse pubes are your favorite. I know that when you think of me your flipper begins to spasm. Face it, it's a love/hate thing.
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karleen- : |
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Nooooooo! haha
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karleen- : |
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wow, I'd sure hate to piss you off.
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bevin : |
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Oh, Eunice, I got arrested on my way to Michigan and I have to perform some community service so those fuckers don't throw me in jail with the Mullets and the human misery and I was hoping I could do my community service by taking you shopping like that time we did when I was 17 and got caught with that smack. Are you free this weekend?
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christy13 : |
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Oh, so now you hate Brett? What, am I not good enough for you to hate? Don't you have enough hate to share? Sheesh.
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anx : |
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Oh BOO HOO little baby blue-eyes; so all you wanted was a Pepsi and they wouldn't give it to you? WAAH! You barely deserve access to sucking toilet water through a STRAW, you cankered little wormy-ass fuck-noodle!!! Heck, with that annoying speech impediment of yours (or what you so stupidly refer to as your "European Inflection"; oh whatEVER, you poser eurotroll), they probably thought you were saying PAP-SMEAR instead of Pepsi. Maybe they thought that was your name. Little Eunice Papsmear. Nobody can understand a word you say, you know. And we're all better off for it. Sadly, though, you know how to write (in the relative spectrum of things that make one's eyes bleed, anyway). Ugh. I really, really hate you. My hate for you is all that keeps me going sometimes. I thank you for the gift of my hate for you. You should be sainted. Saint Eunice of the STUPID FUCKING COOZEBAGS!!!! OH! OH! OH I HATE YOU!!!!!
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christy13 : |
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Omigod, Eunice, you're such an ignoramus! I am SO smarter and more wiccan than you! And I DO NOT wear sparkles!
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btchelicious : |
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Actually, you know what? fairyblahblahblah is right. This diary is just soooo, like, omigod, stupid. I wish fairyblahblahblah had a diary so that we could all go see how much more creative she is then all of us. In fact she is probably 10 TIMES SMARTER THEN ALL OF US PUT TOGETHER. I realize now HOW MUCH I HATE ALL OF US!! HOW MUCH I HATE MYSELF!!! Thanks fairyblahblahblah for opening my eyes.
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btchelicious : |
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Hey, is is icelily02 back?? Is that her?? Hey!!
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fairy739 : |
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*rolls eyes* Gag Me. Your site is *so* unintelligent and uncreative. Only a big, ugly ass loser would make a site like this. Seriously, you have no life! Making site about people you hate or making fun of them and your friends laughing at them selves!? God people, you need some serious therapy!
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ciara2 : |
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your not prejuduce you hate everybody!! i wish i could say the same!! but rock on!!!!! i hate people that much too
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christy13 : |
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Oh Eunice, you seduce me with your flatulent prose.
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publicenemy : |
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You love everyone, you goddamned lying mexican pirate-befriending-person-who-licks-bananas-for-the-sheer-jjoy-of-it-like-some-sort-of-decomposed-jar-of-vasoline-and-worships-Geddy Lee-AND-George W Bush-whose-opinion-you-in-fact-value-person-you! Have a nice LOVE FILLED day, why don't you? [Most of all though, you love me, and the pAedophile. <3] -or perhaps that's ::me:: the pAedohile?-
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Eunice, you haven't updated in so long. I know you have much more hate to spew. Are you having trouble typing with that flipper?
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Yo bitch, you look like you could suck a cock hole completley fucking dry!
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Hey, Eunice, you fleching whore. Yu haven't updated in a while. I can't believe that you have run out of people to hate. I mean, so many bastards have made a jizz deposit in your 24 hour sperm bank of a cunt, that I can't believe you don't harbor even more hatred for these scum suckers. Anyway, I miss you.
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wow... the entry about patty has got to be the most highly disturbing thing i've read all day or maybe all week... it's funny though.
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Oh Christy, I mean mommy-mommy. Eunice knows that I never loved her. I was too busy loving up daddy for my sister love to ever grow. Too late now, i suppose.
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WHEN IS THE LAST TIME YOU FELT YOUR RECTUM FLESH BURN LIKE A RED HOT LAVA POOL? DID YOU FEEL SO TOTALLY OUT OF CONTROL? RRRAAWAWWWRRRR!!!!
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The mommy chimpanzee in your story reminds me of my ex-boss who smelled of wee. I'm not sure why, but it was comforting nonetheless.
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I can teach you how to love again. =)
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Eunice, do you have your baby's name tattooed on your arm? If so, is it your flipper arm or your non-flipper arm? I can't ever stare long enough to tell.
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I find your diary to be the funniest thing I have ever read before in my life. I laughed so hard there were tears rolling down my face for every entry. Have you written anything else? I don't care if it's just another diary-type page, anything at all, I need to know. Please contact me.
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christy13 : |
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Pitty, do you mean sister-mommy or mommy-mommy? Probably both.
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deslayerette : |
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i spam. hate me?
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deslayerette : |
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omigod Patty must be evil.
is that story for real? poor you
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mommie never loved you
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Hey there, milk-curdler. It's clear to see you've never been the same since you got that winning game piece in your ultra-pack of Depends undergarments (I never knew they manufactured a line of adult diapers called "BIG DUMP" till I met you, Little Miss Browniepants) and you won a trip the the World Music Awards where R. Kelly peed on your head. Or was it Bookman from "Good Times" who peed on your head? Or was it Urkel? You'd be lucky to get a Dirty Sanchez from Henrietta Hippo, you baboon-assed, dingleberry-crunching, sorry fucking excuse for a fucking goddam COOZE. By all that I consider sacred, honest, good and true, I swear on my very soul: I HATE YOU. DEEPLY.
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i want to be hated goddamnit
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bevin : |
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Hey pewnice, there's a song by Tribe8 called FlipperSnapper. I think they wrote the song about you after they saw you outside of one of their shows, during your time as a tranny hooker in San Francisco. Since it's punkrock and cool you can't really understand the lyrics, but perhaps that's more in homage to the gland problem that causes your mouth to be so full of saliva that you cannot be understood clearly under any circumstances. <b><i>I HATE YOU BECAUSE TRIBE 8 WROTE A SONG ABOUT YOU AND THEY HAVEN'T WRITTEN A SONG ABOUT ME AND I AM FABULOUS AND YOU SMELL LIKE A CAT URINE SOAKED PILLOW SITTING OUTSIDE IN TUSCON DURING THE SUMMER.</b></i>
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You all don't suppose that sooner is Eunice's long lost baby, do you?
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Oh, God! You BITCH! That wasn't a dogboy, that was ME, you FUCKING WHORE! THAT WAS ME!!! Yeah, I've been called some things, and yeah, my mama done sold me to the circus about a year before your ugly flipperhanded self appeared (she needed money for a new crackpipe), but DAMMIT NOBODY'S EVER CALLED ME A BOY BEFORE! God! SO WHO ELSE DID YOU FUCK, HUH?! I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAL!!! BUT YOU JUST USED ME FOR THE HOT ILLICIT-ON-SO-MANY-LEVELS SEX! Who got you pregnant, you fucking SLUTWHORE?! Who? WHO?!
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oh eunice, always with the filthy. do you kiss your sister-mommy with that foul, putrid, stink hole? such a special thrill to know some things never do change. nice selective memory, though. did you forget about how you'd howl and snarl and caw incessantly until we'd bring you the dog-faced boy? remember the bearded lady? she told me all about how you liked him best cause he didn't poke you with a stick like the rest. how you'd pretend he was kirk cameron and when he was doing his business, you'd gurgle to yourself, "show me that smile again; don't waste another minute on your crying." and as for your wretched spawn, he IS his mother's child. filled with hate for the insouciant monstrosity that birthed and then abandoned him to a life of pit-dwelling, stick-poking torment. baby finn's coming for you, eunice. better watch out.
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Hey there ass licker! It's been a while since I told you just how much fucking SHIT I think you'd have to suck in order to smell better. Just so you know, it would be a hell of a lot. That's right, bitch tasting wannabe! You'd have to suck a FUCKLOAD of SHIT to stop stinking up diaryland like you do. Oh, and <b>I hope you ROT in <i>FUCKING Circus Freak Show HELL</i></b>.
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Hey there milk jugs! Check it out, I quit smoking!! So you won't be able to do that trick where you put a cigarette in your ass, and then I take a drag by inhaling on your front bum. Sorry.
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I am NOT going to have a goddamned Mullet EVER you yeast infected cunt.
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anx : |
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Hey there, Flappy - maybe between your many stints on Jerry Springer (do you still wax the guests' nipple regions for when they whip off their Bud Light t-shirts?) and the appointments to have the barnacles removed from your hull, you could take a minute to bless us with another one of your poetic caterwauls. Oh, we could only be so lucky. You filthy little sac.
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She didn't delete it herself, Andrew did. He also blocked her IP.
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I just want to tell you all how much I HATE YOU for scaring away that SWEET GIRL!!! She even deleted her diary because you people were so MEAN!!! By the way, Eunice, Blandie hates you too.
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Alright, whoever is leaving the "penis" messages in my guestbook needs to stop. You're cluttering up my gbook and turning Eunice on. I suspect that bigoku fucktard.
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Awww...sounds like someone's a little grumpy! Is it time for your nap?
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You are the fourteen year old, sparkly, haughty, know-it-all. Suck on a lolly. I shall not waste my time on you any more. Don't make me sic Eunice and Pitty on ya.
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Awww...Christy are you getting mad like a two year old just because you were wrong? Would you like a lollipop to be happier? How 'bout a nice big balloon? Hmmmm?
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Eunice, you stood me up at the clinic. You promised me you'd go with me and hold my hand at the clinic! Why didn't you come? You better have a good excuse. You are gonna come over and help me change my bandages, right?
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scanzilla : |
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Hey, Queen Laqueefa! You love my naked body, now get ready to dry it out! Whoo hoo!!
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christy13 : |
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Oh, well I cower in the presence of your omnipotence, oh great icelily. Please don't put a curse on me. How self-important you are.
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Wrong. Most of my friends are Wiccans and know witchcraft, and I know some too. You need a piece of the person's hair wrapped around the doll's neck.
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Actually, a picture (even a printed one) will do for a voodoo doll. But that's neither here nor there...
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so i found this site through dan's profile a while back, and have enjoyed every entry. i have never left a note, though... and thought it high time for me to thank you. when i'm super-bitchy at work, all i have to do is open up your diary and read just a few entries.... it brings tears to my eyes in all of it's lovely, hating, glory. thank you.
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Oh, darling Eunice. Your porn is fabulous. There's a huge market in flipper kink. It's too bad you had that plastic surgery right before you found out about it. Ah well. And to the sparkle bitch--meanness is an unprovoked personal attack. Don't tease the small animals. Kisses!
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Excuse me, but who ever is sending those childish "voodoo doll" things, please stop. Don't waste my time with such childish nonsense. And sending them anonymously? How very cowardly. First of all, in order for a real voodoo doll to work, you must have a piece of the person's hair wrapped around the doll's neck. *Sigh* And let me guess....you already knew that because you are all a bunch of outstanding geniuses. Sheesh. You wanna pick a fight, don't do it the chicken shit way. Thanks and have a wonderful day. ^_^
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scanzilla : |
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I naked and waiting for you in my latest entry dear flipper girl.
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To whomever signed my guestbook as "Whatever" and declined to list a valid email/homepage:
-"That Sparkly Girl" => icelily. I was being sarcastic.
-The "vitriol" comment was a compliment, not an insult. I was saying that it (Eunice's diary) was so funny that I almost peed myself laughing. As for my HTML skills, I program and design web pages for a living. I do not have time to (nor do I want to) look at code outside of work. Anyway, sorry for the misunderstanding.
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Listen, Cooze-a-licious, I gave up on wanting to see your hairy, scabby, mole-covered Lemmy's face of a bare ass when I started taking an interest in spelunking. The caves of the unknown give me all the satisfaction that YOUR stenchy relief map of a poony-tang never did. Plus, CAVES DON'T BITE. At least they don't draw blood, LIKE YOU DID. Maybe if you'd put down the Mad Dog 20/20 once in a while, you'd be a less violent lover. Not that referring to your half-hearted goosings and Hoover-on-the-fritz oral techniques as "love" is altogether accurate, you little lamprey. Ugh. I really DO hate you, you know. Did you take care of those ants in your armpit hair, by the way?
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I realized recently that the only reason I read your pathetic whining is because I have low self-esteem. Actually, I never thought this was the case, but I realized that the only possible reason anyone could sit through anything you have to say was out of some kind of severe self-punishment. You make me hate myself, just by being you...and I HATE YOU FOR IT.
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Peth, I hate you.
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Do little boys even have cum?
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peth : |
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i want a hemmorhoid pillow. soft.
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anx : |
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Charming friends you have, Eunice. I bet they even lick your hemmorhoid pillow without you having to ask first. Skag.
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your review is up and posted.. go to http://r-e-v-i-e-w.diaryland.com/whyihateyou.html to see it
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Hey there, waddles. It's me, Anxy. I wadded up a piece of paper a few minutes ago and the CRUNCHY sound it made reminded me of the sound your private region makes whenever you make a fool out of yourself attempting to do the splits. The only thing worse is when you finally accept defeat and stand back up, and those too-tight velour track pants you wear bunch up all in your business and you get such bad cameltoe that your puss-puss looks like a muppet between your legs. Hell, it's not camel-toe...it's RHINO-TOE! Oh, then of course we're all treated to the pleasure that is Eunice picking her pants out of her crunchy crumble-crotch. Might as well be watching a gorilla pick spiders off its ass, it's about as graceful. Every time I think of you, I remind myself to ask your parents if they enjoyed the bad omen that was the moment of your conception. That is, unless you're some kind of government science project gone awry. You look like something that could have been grown in a petri dish, after all. And you smell like it, too. Not to mention you're always covered in that gooey agar stuff, or whatever it's called, Little Miss Coozey-Goo. Do you ENJOY being rancid? Is it a matter of PRIDE? Ugh, you repulse me. Happy Prince's Birthday!
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Awww, I can't stay mad at you! Everytime I smell the sweet nectar of fish, your the first thing that comes into my mind. Lets give us one more shot, c'mon, what do you say? *unzips pants*
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your diary is fucking hilarious. i don't hate you, but you can hate me if you want. i deserve it.
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scanzilla : |
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You bitch ticket! You hate me do ya?! I didn't mean to get that glass eye of yours stuck with my map of Hawaii!! I was shooting for your mouth damn it! I didn't get to practice my aim on Space Invaders that day, I was under-practiced for fucks sake! Do you know what that means!? It means you get a hole lot of ESSPLODE in your eye! It's your fault anyways, you were asking for it. I saw the way you were looking at my Donkey Dong! You needed it, and I was nice enough to deliver the goods, and for what!?!?! For you to fucking hate me!!? I was even nice enough not to smash a barrell over your head as you were licking my Donkey Balls! And dats my bread and buttah bitch! Smashing barrells on motherfuckers!! And when you asked for anal, I was nice enough to stick a banana up your ass, because I wasn't gonna stick my Pac Member anywhere near that fly infested worm hole! Your shrimp and crab meat fondue smelling dirt star is the last thing I wanted to invade, so I crammed a nice healthy banana in your ass, like the nice guy I am! And you loved it when I was sucking on your nine toed foot, and one of your toes fell off into my mouth, so I stuck it back on with some old chewed up gum I got from a 1984 pack of Garbage Pail Kids!!! And when my goo was dripping out of your eye socket, you even made a joke of it by saying "I've Been Slimed" And we laughed and laughed cause we both loved Ghostbusters, and you said you loved me! YOU ARE A NO GOOD MOTHERFUCKING TWAT FACED LIAR!!!!!!!!!!!!! I still love you though.
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In your face Pity-Sing! You soooo got mocked! The mockery in here is of the upmost mocknessnessamanessing! Man I've heard some caps in my day....oh wait, what am I talking bout?! That mockery sucked, kick her ass Pity-Sing with yo bad ass self! BWAHAHA!!!! Can we go on a date? Rumor around the cider mill is Eunice hates me now! I swear I'm not bipolar! I feel like a no good bitch ticket, without a bitch ticket home in which to dwell my bitch tickets.
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Take that Pity-Ping! Ahahaa-haa!
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*sigh* Pitty-ping, or whatever the hell your stupid name is, I think I prefer when you talk about your feces. How old are you people, anyway? Do you have lives? Or do you just sit around like trash, thinking of mean things to do to people. Two can play at that game.
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Like, omigod! That sparkly girl is, like, SO SMART!!! Eunice, you almost made me piss myself at work while reading your vitriol (see? I ken uze them big werds, too!). Please keep it up.
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The hilarity rests in the notion that miss sparkley stumbled upon this diary, was horrified, believed it to be a non-fictional account of some deranged, angry monster, and responded. Then, miss sparkley realized that it was only a joke, and a great one at that, and then felt the need to cover herself, by stating that "a person with half a brain could figure that one out". Miss sparkley must surely be in possession of only about a fifth of a brain, which would account for the lag in her discovering the true nature of Eunice's follies. Tada.
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P.S. I linked you as a favorite, cause when I think of that robust ass of yours flopping around like a trash bag full of water, I get all hot under the collar! I love you my dearest!
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scanzilla : |
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Are you kidding?! You had me with hello! Now lets make sweet monkey fuck on a PacMan table, I for one look forward to your genital threatening diseases!
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icelily02 : |
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And I suppose all of those lovely entries are directed at me.
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That latest story you done just told really upset me, and it did me wrong to hear of things going to horribly awry. If there was justice in this world, the ground would have opened up and swallowed your coozehound ass up in one big, dissatisfying gulp before a human being with the potential to shoot sperm into your body got close to that cankered lamprey you call a vagina. Instead, I imagine he was permeated by your rancid saliva and can still smell your skanky bile on his fingers to this day. I would love to lock you in a panic room with nothing but a bedazzler and a box of stale Malomars. We'll see what you think of sparkles then, crunchycrotch. Bet you'll be singing a whole different dirge THEN, little birdy-birdy bitch-bitch. <i>GAWD, you're vile.</i>
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Dude, why are you picking on GIRL SCOUTS!?! Just because they kicked you out and you had to rejoin under the "Special Buddies" program doesn't mean you have to hate them. I was a girl scout through high school and I'm really glad none of our "special buddies" smelled like you.
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Hmm...I see. Well, I don't wear sparkly tops. And, truthfully, you pitiful people are amusing. Very amusing, in fact. Anyone ever tell you that sarcasm is for the weak? Well, now you know. See ya later.
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once i farted, and a bubble emerged from my ass like a soap bubble, only it was a shit bubble, and inside the shit bubble (which was made of shit, yet was somehow iridescent and transparentish) was a little blob of shit shaped like your face. It floated up in the spring air, and I watched it until it had disappeared into the vapors and clouds.
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Oh, yes, Eunice doesn't hate us, she LOVES us. She LOVES all of us, especially 14 year old know-it-alls in sparkley tops.
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Wait! This is a joke?! You mean Eunice doesn't really hate me?! OH THANK GOD!!! I was afraid that I would never hear the unbearable high pitched whine of her voice again, or smell the overwhelming effluvium of her nethers. Oh, Eunice, how I've missed filming your coprophagic activities. I hope this means you are coming over to clean out all the drains in my house. I haven't touched them since the last time you were here. I know how you use the drain goo on your boils, how it sooths them. All my drain goo is yours! I'm SOOOOO glad this was all a joke...
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Oh, wonderous Icelily! Thank you so much for the demonstration of your superior intelect with your pithy reply! And also thank you for a SPEEDY pithy reply. I couldn't have asked for more. I too am relieved that you are not a forty year old woman who desperately needs to get a life. No matter what, you're not that pathetic, and (whew) thank God for that! I mean you totally dodged a bullet on that one! Ahahaa-haa! Nice work, you ultra intelligent smarty-smarty! Oh, please Brainly Icelily, won't you leave another pithy pearl for the rest of us simpletons to pick up? I know we'll never be able to grasp the nuances of complicated prose like "I pointed it out because some people can be pretty stupid, yourself being a valid example," and "I'm probably about ten times more intelligent than you, ignoramus," but we like to try. *smooch*, Sooner
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*shrug* At least I'm not some 40 year old lady who needs desperately to get a life. And just a little note: I'm probably about ten times more intelligent than you, ignoramus.
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Oh Icelily. I assure you, it's no joke. We threw stones at Eunice every day at the bus stop until she finally dropped out at age 15. I caught sight of her one time since then. She was poppin' zits at the counter in a donut shop. At least I think they were zits. I suppose she could have been peeling off planter's warts. I wasn't close enoug to tell. <br><Br>Anxiously awaiting your pithy reply,<br>Sooner
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Ouch. That stung. I think I've been better insulted by five year olds. I pointed it out because some people can be pretty stupid, yourself being a valid example.
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if it's so obvious, lily-liver, why are you bothering to point it out? Smack. Oh, and Eunice? Stop stealing my tampon tubes out of the trash. I don't even WANT to know what the hell you are doing with em.
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btw, it's so obvious that this is a joke going on between the "wronged" people in the diary. Duh. I mean, a person with half a brain could figure that one out.
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anx : |
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You're just jealous because I'm pretty.
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icelily02 : |
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ok...GET A MOTHERFUCKING THERAPIST, BITCH!!!! JESUS CHRIST! I think you have some serious issues to work though.
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breaux : |
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you are fucking awesome. keep up the fucking hate. there is nothing wrong. hate is good hate is great. fuck em' all. viva hate.
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breaux : |
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you are funking awesome. keep up the fucking hate. there is nothing wrong. hate is good hate is great. fuck em' all. viva hate.
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I don't know; I've always found flippers to be kind of erotic...but on you? FUCK NO!! You digust me. I loathe you. I would give up flippers FOR LIFE if it meant I never ever had to deal with your skanky-ass hare-lipped limping-bitch self again, Eunice. God I hate you.
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Fuck slut.
Excuse me, I meant to say <i>flippered</i> fuck slut.
Go eat yourself.
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but I like her anal warts! They remind me of my first boyfriend.
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*pssst* Flipper girl, over here, behind the bushes! I got your tube of acid cream, that should get rid of your anal warts.
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Hey I read on the bathroom wall today that your vagina smells like shrimp and crab meat fondue!! I was shocked by that statement! That's only the half truth. They forgot to write how it smells like hot dogs and chlorine too! Stupid bathroom vandals. Don't worry, I corrected it for you. :)
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Why so long since an update, fuckeater? Have you been at some bar, trying to get someone to suck your flipper again? Or maybe you've been trying to hawk your rank ass cooch out in some low class slum...yeah, one of those. You are nothing but a smelly little cum licker, anyway, and even the bums who throw nickels at your stank booty know you have the worst case of the clap this side of the Mississippi. I guess what I'm trying to say is Jesus, you are SO FUCKING disgusting!!!
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anx : |
HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY MOTHERFUCKER
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anx : |
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Pitty, you really shouldn't insult feces that way. What did your poo ever do to you to be compared with...her?
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I took a dump to-day and when I checked it out, for health reasons, the mass of hot lumps and bumps looked alot like YOU, Eunice.
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Look, waddles: just because your local library lets you use their computers for free after you finish a long day of picking up trash on the side of the road, doesn't mean that you're somehow divinely obligated to dump your literary chum-dregs all up in everyone's business. You are SUCH A COOZE. You have always BEEN a cooze, you remain a cooze to this DAY, and you will continue to be a coozey-cooze FOREVER AND GODDAMN EVER!!!!!!! There - I said it, I'm glad I said it, and as a matter of fact, having said it brought me so much pleasure I'm literally writhing like a newborn kitten having a first go at the teat! I DIG ON TALKING ABOUT HOW MUCH I HATE YOU, AND THE ONLY THING I DIG ON MORE IS THE FACT THAT EVERYONE CAN READ ABOUT IT!!! OH GOD I HATE YOU!!! YOU THINK YOU'RE SO GOOD AT THE HATE BUT YOU ARE JUST A PLUSHIE AND A BOOZER AND YOU SHOP AT FINGERHUT AND YOU HAVE SKIDMARKS!!!
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Hey fuck-slut! I'm glad to see everyone still hates you. You only deserve the best, after all...The best FUCKING HATE, that is!!!
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scanzilla : |
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It's no wonder why I rule an Evil Robot Army hell bent on destroying society.
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scanzilla : |
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It's not fair! My ex girlfriends hate me, my parents hate me, my boss hates me, Roseanne Barr hates me, and now you. And even though you've voiced your hate for me, I still can't help but love you.
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I think I love you, penguin flipper and all.
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anx : |
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You wear your cooze status like a skidmarked tiara, don't you? DON'T YOU?! I can't wait for your brittle hag fingers to snap off your filthy talons once and for all, so we're all spared your repeated assaults on the English language. Until then, however, your utter stupidity FORCES ME to cram your garbage into my poor, aching soul. Your writing actually forces me to abuse myself, simply by reading it. And as a result, I'm a broken down husk with no hope for humanity. YOU DID THIS TO ME - YOU DID!!!!! AND I HATE YOU FOR IT! AND I WILL HATE YOU FOREVER!!!!!
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"Eunice". What a STUPID FUCKING NAME. You sound like you should be chained to an organ grinder and collecting coins, you pee-stained sad goddamned excuse for a SLUT MONKEY!
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Just try and keep me out, fart taster. JUST TRY AND KEEP ME OUT!
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bevin : |
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pointy elbows of doom
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Oh. My. God. You fucking BITCH! I'm glad I've seen the errors of my ways since then so that I can tell you that you are THE NASTIEST COOCH LICKER I HAVE EVER MET!!! If God were a real person, He'd kick you in the face and laugh at your hare lip and egg your house all the time. ALL THE FUCKIN' TIME! Oh if only I could take back all the things I did for you then...I wanted to be your friend, but you were too caught up in FREAKVILLE to realize that. Differently abled my ASS! You were a Freak then and you're a Freak now, and no diary in the world can cover that up. No diary in the world, YOU FUCKING TOE JAM MUNCHER!!!
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scanzilla : |
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I started to cry from laughing so hard at work. You truely are a hateful genious. :)
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I updated, you red-arsed whore. Stop blowing that Kitty-Litter glove-man and go read it.
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now how can you hate that many people
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Fucking dried up piece of shit. That's all you are. Dried SHIT on the ass of humanity. Fuck you. I'd say more, BUT YOU AREN'T WORTH THE TIME, ASS EATER!
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You lazy BITCH. I guess it's too much to ask for you to UPDATE YOUR GODDAMNED DIARY MORE THAN ONCE A YEAR when you can't even be bothered to scrape the cheese out from between your ample, pungeant pubic rolls. WRITE, SKAG, WRITE! You really put the 'cooze' in jacuzzi, you know.
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How long has it been since I told you that you're a stinking, wadded up cum rag? Too long, bitch ass. Too Fucking Long.
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You know something BUTPLUG LICKER!?! You're never going to get that hairlip fixed. Not if you started picking up and saving every piece of goddamned change you found on the ground while you were out looking for stray dogs to make for your dinner because you heard they were good for your complexion. You were a shitty cripple whore, everyone in South Jersey knows that you were shitty. And no one is turned on by your fake head you give to fruit and poles on the playground and bike handlebars and just about every goddamned phallic thing that crosses your path. It's just fucking disgusting and especially because of those gross as hell open sores on your tongue. I HATE YOU AND THE FACT THAT YOU HAVEN'T UPDATED!!!!
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I just remembered something that I positively had to tell you: you are a such a pasty-assed pig-cock sucker. I would think you'd be a mother fucker too, but I don't think anybody's mother would fuck you--not even your own. NOT EVEN HER, OUT OF PITY! Eat that, bitch face.
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anx : |
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Hi. Hating you makes me feel all moist and fresh inside, like if God wiped my soul nice with a lemon-scented wet-nap, YOU FILTHY FUCKING SKAG.
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Oh, I'm gonna get it now? HA! More lies. JUST MORE LIES!!!
Even if you had called Jenny Jones, WHICH YOU DIDN'T, they wouldn't have agreed to pick me up for the Boot Camp Bullies. Oh No. They'd have come for your stanky, shit covered ass, and they'd take you to the show for a new kind of episode: Makeovers for the UGLIEST FUCKS in the Universe. They'd try to make you over, but it wouldn't work. Wanna know why??? BECAUSE YOU ARE AN UGLY, SMELLY FUCK FACE, the ugliest EVER, AND NOTHING WILL CHANGE THAT! JESUS MADE YOU THAT WAY BECAUSE HE HATES YOU!! That's right. Oh yes it is. Jesus HATES you as much as you hate me--BUT NOT AS MUCH AS I HATE YOU, YOU WANNABE SHIT TOUCHER!!!!! You're such a dirt fuck.
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I see you've been spreading new lies, again. Trust me, we all know that you couldn't be a whore even if you wanted to. Asking yourself why? That's easy. Nobody wants a smelly blood-fuck like you. THAT'S RIGHT, NOBODY WANTS YOU, YOU STANK ASS FUCK!! So NOBODY would PAY to have sex with you. I'LL BET YOU PAID THEM. THAT'S THE TRUTH!!!!
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morbidbunny : |
Haha... "formerly mulleted". You rock.
My neighbor has a mullet. He sucks a dick... or 2, or 3.. or possibly 4. But definitely not 5. No-no.
Toodles and such!
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Oh, my. Such a bowelfull of hate. M'hm. >>besos, ~rachel~<< p.s. Drop by sometime. I hate some people too. We could hate people together. It'd be a hatefest. HateFest 2002. I'll make the fucking Jello Jigglers if you bring nachos. Won't you? Won't you, please?
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i really admire your wit. your insults are so amazingly disgusting and funny. but you know this. you should write a book. (im not kidding)i was re-reading your diary again today, because i have no life...and it just made me laugh so much i had to leave a note. of course, this probly annoys you, and if it does, im glad. i hope it gets you mad. maybe then you will write again in this diary.
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back in the 6th grade, my friends and I (Lisa Blessing, Debbie Trumpheller and Tiffany Schmidt) had a club. The club was all about hating YOU, you brown shit-spot on some retard old man's polyester slacks! We had minutes and secret handshakes and everything.
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How dare you call me an ass-licker, you cum face?!? I don't even LIKE asses now. Why, you ask? BECAUSE OF YOURS! Because I CAN SMELL YOUR FUCKING STANK ASS FROM HERE, and it makes me wanna barf on my computer screen. So stop with all the lies, you bag of compressed shit. We know they are LIES and not the TRUTH. WE KNOW, YOU CRUSTY ASS FUCK!!! WE KNOW!!!
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i thought id risk leaving you a note to say i found ur stories HILARIOUS and whether the stories r true or not i still hate the guy a long with you - not cos im a feminist just cos im mean
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How's it going, ass-monkey? I've noticed that it's been a while since you've updated. GOOD! You and your fart fucking lies can die for all I care. All the things you've said have been damn LIES, and we all know it. Maybe you should write about yourself, and let everyone know snot-guzzling slut you are. And the fact that you smell, because boy do you ever.
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i tried to just ignore your vicious lies about me, liar! i tried to ignore how much i hate you, you hate-inspirer! i tried and I TRIED! BUT I FAILED, you nasty stinky SLASH! my hate for you grows with each passing moment. my hate for you is pure and unadulterated. my hate for you burns bright. do not try to HATE me more. do not say you HATE me more. this is not possible, you crusty rank shit-splatter of a WHORE!
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oh my god! i can't believe that you would drag out all that crap that happened in the dunkin' such a fucking long-ass time ago! first off, Eunice, my jewelry is so not dangerous! it has protective balls on the ends like they put on bulls' horns! second of all, i would never, ever say anything disparaging about mullets or mullet-related scarring since i fucking LOVE mullets. you made all that up! you are just lucky that i didn't tae-kwon-do your ass when i had the chance or you'd have lost your other eye too, you filthy sack of wet TURDS!!!!!
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Oh my goodness, I almost forgot to take a moment out of my day to drop by and say YOU'RE A FILTHY FUCKING WHORE! Okay, I feel better now. Ta!
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Hey there. I have a pop quiz for you. See if you know the answer. Who is queen of dirt fucking bitches? YOU ARE! Surprised? Doubt it. Your smelly ass reputation is all over this land of diaries. And it is STANK. I think if it gets any worse the president is going to declare war on YOU, and they'll call it Operation Fuck that Dirty Bitch Up, and you'll get it then. You'll get it and then some. Just wait. Dirt fucker.
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Omigod, you fucking bitch. You said you'd update and I haven't seen a goddamned thing. You said you'd tell us what Michael did to you and you didn't you small purse wielding douche residue. You said you'd tell me what happened when you attacked professor dorff with a cross and accused him of extolling the virtues of satan by telling people about buffy when you know that you're only jealous that SHE has real fucking blonde hair and you only have wigs on account of those freakish burns you got when that radioactive cat vomitted a hairball on your head when you were playing unsupervised by that power plant. THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR LIVING IN NEW FUCKING JERSEY!!!
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oh, my god, why haven't you updated! I've got a rash because you can't be bothered to update. It's really all your fault.
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how dare you fucking spread such vicious lies about anx, you callow bitch! spread those lies just like you spread those legs, slut! you and i know what REALLY happened that night and i've got the transcripts to prove it! good thing i made copies at the student health center before THEY FUCKING FIRED ME! why did you have to go fucking public about us? it was therapy. fucking therapy, you goddamn whack job! now i've lost my fucking license to practice medicine, all for your smelly-ass kooch! god, i HATE you so much. i won't rest until you fucking PAY, you lice-ridden, crab-infested, pooter-lickin freak! AHHHHHHHH!
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coolassaward : |
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hehe you're funny in a disturbing, I think i need to hide my children sort of way.
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pollypeptide : |
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Oh, goodness. You're funny. You're so very funny. I wish I had a teeny peeny so I could rape you with it and you could make fun of me. Oh, Jesus, Mary and Joseph in Tinseltown. Oh, wow. :::::besos, ~rachel~:::::
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haha
*shakes bottle*
i found your medication on my message board :)
pretty creative stuff here, i likes :)
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anx : |
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I can't believe your big ass mouth went all into hyperblab mode and talked about my penis. MY PENIS!!!! It's all a man really has in this world, and you TAINTED THAT ONE LITTLE BIT OF PRIVATE PLEASURE IN MY LIFE AND I DESPISE YOU FOR IT, YOU SALTY CRUMBLE-CROTCH HAG. Speaking of "TAINT", I think it's only appropriate that I speak out about my experience with the painter's palette of browns and tans that was your perineum that evening. Don't you ever wipe, or do you hate hygiene too? When I saw them skidmarked panties hit the carpet, that's when I knew that Brown 'n' Serve wasn't just for breakfast anymore. I might be teeny-ween but at least I'm not a MUDDY BOTTOM GIRL like YOU!!!!!!!!!
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butterflish : |
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LOL ^__^ Your hatred amuses me to no end. Toast to the insane, madame? (:
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pianosa : |
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Good luck.
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mrnoodles : |
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can't hate me if i hate you first!
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spunkygypsy : |
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I spoke with Jesus last night, and we agreed that our hatred for you burns with the intensity of four thousand fiery furnaces. He told me that when you die, he will come and dance on your face, and I will get to poke you with sticks over and over and over, and that is good because I sure do hate you. A lot.
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redblur : |
I hate you! I hate you like Raid hates bugs, only more than that! A lot more! I hate you like Lex Luthor hates Superman, only compared to my hate for you, they're, like, crazy in love! I hate you more than I hate olives, eggplant, and lobster, all mixed together!
Your pal,
Red
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Aw hell, this is good.
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peth : |
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screw you puddle-tits. i'll come back when i'm good and ready.
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anx : |
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Oooooooh. Now you've done it. You'd better listen and listen good, because I'm really not fooling around so much now and that's a fact. I HATE YOUR ASS FACE! One day you're going to quit being so mean and you'll understand just how much I hate you and how much that means you are just plain BAD and EVIL and HATEFUL, and then you'll cry, and cry even harder when you see me and all your friends - oops, ENEMIES - pointing at you and laughing and laughing till we fart, we'll all be laughing so hard. MORAL OF THE STORY: oh my GOD, I HATE YOU!!!!!
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krug : |
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In a good way of course. ;)
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krug : |
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Dood. You are fucking insane.
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anx : |
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oh GOD i hate you so much you have NO IDEA how much i hate you. i groove on thinking how much i hate you, is how much i do in fact hate you. HATE, do you hear me? HATE! GREAT BIG ITCHY FIERY BALLS OF HIGH-GRADE, HARDCORE, ASS-STINKY HATE!!!!!!
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I hate Jesus, I hate Ashley Judd, I hate pickle relish, I hate the Supreme Court, and I HATE YOU, YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER, AND YOUR RELATIVES!!!! Keep up the good work, hon.
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peth : |
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i need some more hate, please.
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ravenheart : |
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I acctually used to think Peth was a man, dont tell her that I told you.
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nekono : |
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Hi! I think you need a little jesus in your life to take away some of that animosity, lets pray together sometime!
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bevin : |
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You're such a rank gym sock. I HATE YOU.
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peth : |
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oh my god, that was so motherfucking mean.
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pitty-sing : |
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I hate you, you dirty cumrag. Call me!
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If you leave me a note, I will always, always hate you.
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